#>:3 anon

[hiro--aoki]

valentine when someone insults America: HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICA YOU ANTI- AMERICAN!!! Angry bald eagle sounds

>:3

are you a donald trump dick rider??? /j

[phightingconfessions]

SO SORRY SECOJD CONFESSION BUT IT HAS TO BE TOLD.

So like when I first started phighting my humor was eveb shittier. Like very cringy gen alpha ass humor

and and I always thought of saying those cringy rizz lines to someone AT PHGIHTING. And then the thoguhts won. So like I was boombox with that summer skin I think and there was a medkit and I said smth like “hey are you a fursuit because I’d spent all of my money on you 😍”

yea I’m a furry :3

and they left after saying “what.” 😭😭

Medkit if you see this I’m so sorry it was a joke I’m begging accept my apalogy

- >:3 anon

the mental image of this is making me giggle

[your-only-saviour]

HHELLO GREEN BITCH ITS ME AGAIN adn before yuo even ask NO I STILL DONT WANT TO JOIN YUOR WEIRD CULT

but um. iguess i just wanted to ask. yknow um. your "Angel", right. ijust. i know yuor full of shit adnwill probably jjust fuckin lie but i just want toknow

is he. is he happier tthis way? imean probably not cause hes fuckin stuck with YOU but. iis he really happy?

- >:3

Hello :) I see you’ve missed Me, My defiant little hero… The doors of my church are always open for you, y’know? :) Ah, it’s almost like you can never stay away from Me for too long… because you’re meant to be Mine :) You’d be a perfect second Angel for Me, I just know it :) :) :)

Aww, are you worried about him? How sweet :) But don’t you worry, he’s more than happy with me… because he finally has a purpose, family, and a place where he belongs 💚

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[vilochkaaa]

Have you ever drawn harvey? Can you pretty please draw harvey?

(〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

[hellsitegenetics]

i love you aroallo people i love you pan people i love you bi people i love you nonbinary people i love you lesbians i love you trans women i love you intersex people i love you everyone in every body or identity with discourse surrounding if you should exist or not i love you so much i love you i love you i love you. you are so so loved i promise you

a very tired but hopeful trans lesbian 🙏

String identified: aa a a a ta t tt t c g t t c . a

a t t ta a 🙏

Closest match: Sepioteuthis lessoniana genome assembly, chromosome: 33 Common name: Bigfin Reef Squid

[magicicephoenix]

Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-

driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕

(context)

[wulfhalls]

nosferatu (2024) dir. robert eggers // kiss of death (1908) by włodzimierz błocki

[hiro--aoki]

Valentine: does a funny little dance to the national anthem

>:3

get it

[phightingconfessions]

If it would let me, I would probably kiss biograft (I licked my tablets screen twice and I like robots I think)

I’m sorry kill me

>:3

dont apawlogise kiss that robot

[your-only-saviour]

yuo are definitely lyign and also blaspheme-ing its so obvious youre just tricking people into worshippign you. WELL GUESS HWAT DREAM YUO ARE NOTA REAL GOD YOURE JUSTA GREEN BITCH ADN ALWAYS WILL BE 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

- >:3

Oh, am I really? :) If I'm lying as you're saying, then why is every single one of my worshippers so content with their new life? People worship me at their own will, I never forced them to do anything, y'know? :)

That's curious... you're the only person calling me by my name, especially with such emphasis- it almost sounds familiar :) Perhaps, we were destined to meet, even if I may not know you just yet... :) :) :)

[hinamie]

mentor

[lazylittledragon]

Dadstarion has me in a chokehold and the way you draw him being so GENTLE with Kit is so precious, I would die to see the transition from his new parent terror to how comfortable he eventually gets with him :O

of course he got there eventually <333

[owuwi]

CAITLYN KIRAMMAN TWITTER LINKS

warnings: twitter porn links, making out, usage of strap, scissoring, usage of vibrator, pillow humping, titty sucking

requested:3

♡┃making out

♡┃she can't take her hands off you

♡┃fingering you

♡┃using a vibrator on the two of you

♡┃making her feel good

♡┃waking you up

♡┃rubbing your cunt

♡┃she loves your tits

♡┃riding your strap

♡┃making a mess all over you

♡┃scissoring

♡┃she's all alone and needy

[stevenrogered]

Eddie Diaz + the Evan Buckley double take