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cringelordofchaos · 10 months ago
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I'm actually considering reading the Bible JUST so I can have some reference for a FAKE BIBLE FOR A FICTIONAL TUMBLR ROLEPLAY WTMF
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grandtheftpoptart · 2 years ago
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"Boys don't sleep with girls" "you don't touch a girl without asking her" how about we stop gendering this shit and assuming children have sexual intentions for basic things like sleeping or giving hugs. Rephrase it as "we ask permission before touching someone" "ask for a hug first" He's 9 years old and likes doing hair and dressing up, he isn't fucking malicious
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titlescreenalive · 4 years ago
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Ok s.O gab news. My sleep scheduel is a WHOEL nuther kinda messed u.p now “:) Goode.mroning twitter
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pepprs · 5 years ago
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important context clue for this post: today my s*rgery got postponed until the summer. ok now for the post: not me realizing that i’ll actually be free next week and emailing my counselor who is 20 feet and a wall away meeting w a client to ask if we can have one more session after all cuz i don’t want this to be it
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yamikawas · 4 years ago
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TALK HER is okay you can go crazy yandere mode we love you I LEFT THIS ASK OPEN IN A TAB FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND FORGOT ABOUT IT SORRY BUT GOGOGOGOGOOOO GO
ABSHABDBDJSIJFJF ITS OKAYY pls look at her ok
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no offense but if anyone tries taking her from me theyre dead to me already ok <3 yes i am unironically talking like this abt a cartoon chr AND WHAT ABT IT! I LOVE HER OK MORE THAN ANYTHING.....................yoomtah darling light of my life ilyilyilyily<3<3<3<love u i love you love you lvoe you i love youUUUUWWHWAWAAAeauaaHDHFHFHVYYFYDGDGDGFGDGGSHSJHGDGH💋🧡🧡💋💛💖💟💗⚡🌻💓🍋💘❤💘👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⚡💚⚡💋⚡⚡💋💓💖💌💟💟💝💝💋🌈🌻🌈🍋💫💫🌼🌈✨❣💘💘💜⚡🌩💫🌻💫💜💋💕💟💘💞💝💞💌🌈⚠️💕💌💞🧡🧡💕💋💋💓🍋💕💕🌼💫✨💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌠💜⚡💚💙🌩💛💗💖⚠️💋💗💋💛💋💙💖💙💟💓💓💓🍋💚🌼💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💓💘💕💝💫💝💋💝💋💘💖🌈💚💖🌈💋🍋💞✨💘💝👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❣💝💌💓💌💫💞💌⚡💖💫💋💜💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💜🌻💫🌈🌼💞✨🌈🍋💞💞💋💕💖💖🧡🧡💋💛💋💛💟💞💗💗💕💓🌻💫💋💫💖💜💖💚💋💚🌼💟💞✨🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💕💜💓🌩❣💋🧡💟💌💝💫💝💫💘💖💞💋💞💋💞🌼💞🌼🍋🌈💋🌈💖💖💜👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨💋💟🌠🌠❤🌠❤💕💫💋⚡💖💛🧡🌼🌠✨💌💓💌💓💌💚⚠️🧡💖⚡💟🧡💞💝💕💝⚡💘⚡🌈❤💞💕💋🧡💋💗💌🌼🌠✨⚡💙💖⚡💞🧡💞💗💗💕💕💗💟🧡⚡💋⚡💋💕💟💘💞💘💖💘💋💕💫🍋💞✨🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌈💜💘🌩🌠🌩🌠💋⚡💖🧡💟💌💓💘❤🌈🌈🍋💞💋⚡🍋🌠🌼💘💝👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💓💝💌💖💌💖🧡💟🧡💫🧡💕⚡💫⚡💖⚡💋⚡💋💕🌻🌠🌈💞💜💞💓💝💋💌💟💌💞💌💟💌💖⚡💋💓🍋💓💘💓💘💘💚💕💖💞💋💞💞💖💘💚💘🌠🌻💫🌼🌼💕✨💕💓💌💓💌⚠️⚠️🧡💗💓💗🌩💛🌩💛💗💖💗💖🧡💋🧡💖⚡💖🌻🌠🍋💘💜🌠💖🌠💟🌠💞💞🧡💟💗⚠️🌻💌💘✨🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌈💓💕🧡💫⚡💟💙🌈💛🌈⚠️⚠️💖💋⚠️💛💋💙🌻⚡🍋💕✨💕🌈❣🌈💓💘🌩💘🌻💋💜💜💟💕💋💞🌻💞💘✨💘👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❣💘💜💘🌩💕💋💓💖💓💟🧡💞💌��🌠🌩🍋💞🌈❤🌼🌈✨💞👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💌💙💌⚡⚠️💋💗💋💖💙❣💓🍋💓✨🌠💜💘💘
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LOOK AT HER look at her look at her look at her look at her look at heR LOOK AT HER. "always watching..." YEHA I SURE HOPE SHE IS I HOPE SHE STALKS ME AND WATCHES ME THROUG THE WINDOW WHILE I SLEEP <3<3<2<3<3WHAT F SJE DREW A HEART OUT OF BLOOD ON THE WINDOW JUST AS A LITTLE REMINDER HAHA JK UNLESS.HAHA.IM NOT JK IM NOT JK IM NOT JK I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT ALL OF HER LOVE EVER I WANT IT ALL NOW OR IM GOIJG TO START STABBING I WANT HER TO FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE EVEN WITHOUT ME KNOWING AND TAKE PICTURES OF ME TO PUT ON HER WALL. AND FIND OUT AND OBSESS OVER EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABT ME. AND EVERYTHING. I AM NOT JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AT ALL<3<3 I JUST WANT HER TO LOVE ME LIKE EVERYTHING I WANT HER LOVE LIKE EEVERYTHING I NEED IT OR I'LL SET THINGS ON FIRE WITH MAGICAL GIRL BEAMS. MY BRAIN GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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crispyninjadonut · 8 years ago
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Keeper Group Chat Chapter 1
A/n here it is guys!!!! The first chapter of my kotlc group chat fic idea. Yes it is human! au and honestly I have no idea what that entails so I kinda made it up. If you have any ideas for that please tell me. Also couldn't resist putting that little bit of detz there at the end haha sorrynotsorry.
 Also I think @dhdrawings wanted to be tagged in this so here! and lastly
Under the cut as always for the people that don't want to read it (but I mean why wouldn't you want to)
Dex: testing testing 123 Sophie: No Dex nooooooooo Dex: its working!!!!! Linh: Dex what did you do Dex: welllll Keefe: I helped! Tam: of course he did Biana: guys let Dex speak Dex: thANK YOU since everyone has a phone now why not make a group chat Fitz: why Keefe: for fun!  Fitz: -_- Biana: i think itll be fun Keefe: see!!!! Sophie: if you say so Tam: it sounds…. interesting Keefe: gasp Keefe: is bangs boy agreeing with me Linh: um Keefe: I think he is Sophie: let’s not get into this now Keefe: aww Biana: anyway did any of you guys have history today cause Im very confused Sophie: I did Biana: did you learn something about the French Revolution Sophie: nope Fitz: welp Keefe: XD Biana: i guess ill have to suffer on my own then Dex: good luck Linh: you can do it! Biana: thanks guys I’m gonna go work on that now Tam: bye! Fitz: now what Dex: I dunno Tam: but you made this! Dex: doesn’t mean I know everything Tam: ugh Sophie: same Keefe: you guys are so weird Dex: hey! Fitz: he’s right Tam: gotta go, linh needs me for something Dex: Ok bye!!!! Sophie: everyones leaving I should do my math homework Keefe: see ya foster! Fitz: biana probably needs help with history Dex: everybodys just leaving now? Keefe: I guess it’s just us Keefe:…. I’m gonna spam everyone Dex: Keefe no! Keefe: Keefe yes! Dex: I will not be a part of this I’m going Keefe: welp Keefe: time to spam Keefe: mwahahahaha Keefe: I am evil Keefe: hmmmmm Keefe: should I do it Keefe: hmmmmm Keefe: hm hm hm Keefe: ehhhh Keefe: maybe not Keefe: another time Keefe: I guess I’ll go then Keefe: time to plan some pranks Keefe: bye!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biana: UGH im so boooorrrred Sophie: I know right Biana: wanna come over and play some manhunt Sophie: but i gotta study Biana: uuuugggghhhhh Sophie: hahaha sorry Keefe: I’m up for manhunt Biana: of course you are Sophie: even though you always LOSE Keefe: hey! I do not Biana: XD Sophie: if you say so Fitz: hey what’d I miss Biana: I’m borrrred Fitz: -_- i know Biana: hmf Keefe: Bet theyre gonna fight foster Sophie: KEEFE Fitz: hey! Biana: what is going on Keefe: avocado Biana: what Fitz: ??? Keefe: autocorrect Keefe: I meant nothing Sophie: ohh well anyway gotta go study Biana: how did nothing become avocado Keefe: don’t question the avocado Fitz: what even is going on Biana: how should I know Dex: hiiiii Keefe: hey Dex Dex: what’s goijg on Fitz: welcome to the insanity Biana: we aren’t insane Fitz: you sure Keefe:… Biana: how do you leave a group chat Dex: you don’t Biana: uggghhh Keefe: hahaha Fitz: your stuck with us forever Biana: im gonna go find some other way to be unbored Keefe: gasp how dare you Biana: I mean that in the nicest way Keefe Keefe: hmf Fitz: cmon let her go Biana: bye!!! Dex: see ya tomorrow biana Keefe: sooooo Fitz: sigh Dex: you guys are gonna be the death of me Keefe: I try Fitz: hey what did I do Dex: everything Keefe: XD Fitz: you sure Keefe:… Fitz: well then Dex: I am the sass master Keefe: how dare you take my title from me Fitz: ??? I thought you were the prank master? Keefe: same thing Tam: why was I put into this stupid thing Dex: hey tam! Tam: hi dex Fitz: how’s it goin Tam: linh wants a dog Fitz: WHAT Keefe: wow Tam: yep Dex: I don’t blame her Keefe: XD Tam: well then Dex: I mean who wouldnt want a dog Fitz: true Keefe: didn’t sophie have a dog in America Tam: she did? Keefe: I feel like she mentioned it Dex: cool Fitz: I know she had a cat Tam: ooooh Keefe: of course your a cat person Dex: XD Tam: so what if I am Dex: ooooooooOOOOOHHHH Fitz: bwa bwa bwa bwa Keefe: the heck is that Dex: what even? Fitz: it’s the trumpet noise Tam: um Dex: you are such a dork Keefe: he really is Fitz: hEY Tam: it’s true dude Fitz: -_- Dex: HAHAHAHA Linh: what is going on Tam: hey sis Keefe: wassup Dex: the SKYYY Fitz: he wasn’t asking you Dex: shhh Linh: why Tam: I hate you all Tam: except you linh Linh: oh good Dex: sigh Keefe: already knew that Fitz: well Tam: oh hey look gotta go make dinner bye Keefe: -_- Keefe: cause THATS why your leaving Fitz: lay off it keefe Keefe: finnnne Linh: thank you Dex: sooo Keefe: man why do we not have lives Fitz: HEY Keefe: i mean its friday night and were doing absolutely nothing Linh: i just needed a break from my homework Dex: and im procrastinating that homework Keefe: Fitz? Fitz:…i have no excuse Fitz: hey what about you Keefe Linh: yeah Keefe: what about me? Dex: why are you here then Keefe: becos all my friends are talking on here! Dex: because we have no lives Fitz: ohhhh Linh: it’s a vicious circle Keefe: anyway you guys wanna do domethin Fitz: like what Dex: ehhhh I kinda like sitting in my warm bed Linh: I’m gonna have to go eat dinner soon so Keefe: ugh you guys are so lazy Dex: hahaha sorry not sorry Keefe: hmf Fitz: I’m not lazy! Dex: reallly Fitz: yeah! Keefe: okay yeah tru Dex: hey where did linh go Keefe: I dunno Fitz: I think she went to go eat dinner Dex: ohhhhh Dex: okay Fitz: yeah Keefe: sooo whatcha guys wanna do Dex: honestly I wanna sleep Fitz: same though Dex: man I’m so tired Keefe: I feel you Dex: why do I have to have maths in the morning Dex: I neeeeeed sleeep Biana: hello Im still bored Dex: welcome back Keefe: so what have you been doing Biana: nothing Dex: of course Keefe: XD Dex: the triplets are yellin for me gotta go Biana: bye dex Fitz: bye! Fitz: love you Fitz: no ididnt mean to send that Keefe: um Biana: well well well Dex: (@_@) Fitz: I DIDNT MREN TO SEND THAT Biana: mhm Keefe: is there something you aren’t telling us Fitz: nO Dex: imma just um go Keefe: yeah well see ya around Dex Biana: sooooo Fitz: nope Keefe: I think yes Fitz: if you really must know I was just talking to mum Keefe: ??? Biana: what does that have to do with what were talking about Fitz: I was used to say saying “love you” after sayin bye so that’s why Biana: you buying this keefe Keefe: no way in heck Fitz: it’s true Biana: yeah sure Biana: whatever you say
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