#<-but like. recreationally.

[memento-mariii]

Speaking of the fae, what gets me about those "dark fae romances" that seem to be so "in" right now is that they don't do anything interesting with the fae lore. Like. Why even call your MC a fae if he never speaks in riddles and can just straight up lie all the time. Why call him a fae and make him impervious to cold iron.

Look. I know that "fae lore" is actually just a disjointed and often self-contradicting collection of completely individual folk tales and mythologies and that no such thing as the Definitive Fae Lore™️ exists, but c'mon. At that point he's just a guy with pointy ears. He's a tolkien elf with an attitude problem. You're allowed to write a yandere legolas fic if you want to write a yandere legolas fic.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see

[liorlen]

my first five star hiiro had this outfit :)

[idontmindifuforgetme]

every time i walk into my local library i make sure to look at the receptionists with big wet eyes before heading to my corner to study bc i really want them to hire me as a part-time aide

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

i drew this!

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite part of that article where Assad and Eric say that the editors are part of the devils minion agenda is that Eric goes on to say that his strategy for acting as Daniel Molloy is to. Not. Hes like yeah no im not good enough at acting to actually act. I just sit there and watch Assad and Jacob and have genuine reactions. Those guys are really good at their jobs so they actually think about what they're doing. But not me. He just sits there and channels Daniel Molloy into the real world.

[weirdplutoprince]

[ voice of a person who's just hit a new kind of low ] what if I was a cute little bunny

[apas-95]

small reminder stalinism isn't communism, there is no such a thing as "socialism in one country" + stalinists are often queerphobes helping bigotry + you're still an environment killer

surrendering 100 years of successful revolutionary practice and theory to the immensurate wisdom of your 'vibes-based analysis'. I'd suggest you go read desert and then kill yourself but I guess reading isn't your forte so like. idk live a long life and watch as your ideology does literally nothing, just like it's done literally nothing so far in history. btw the people's republic of china just reached peak greenhouse gas emissions and has been installing more green power than the rest of the world combined. it's weird you only learned the word 'han chinese' when the US started its "Pivot to Asia" and funneled billions of USD into "countering Chinese influence", but hey, no need to think about that when you know 'stalinists' are homophobes

[menlove]

the best part abt paul is he's a notorious liar who lies for fun and also bc he actively thinks it's funny & he's been doing this since the 60s (along with all the other beatles lbh lying was a hobby and game for them & I'm being fully serious there's quotes from all of them about how much fun they had fucking w interviewers)

and yet a) he consistently gets by w this bc he's paul mccartney and no one is questioning paul mccartney and b) there's people on this website that earnestly and honestly believe the only things he'd never lie about are his sexuality and relationship with john as if those aren't two of the most volatile and career ending things that could ever come up for a man concerned about his image

[fungh0u1]

the start of a beautiful friendship <3 (my most canon innacurate as someonw who hasnt finished naruto piece of fanart yet? (no spoilers guyss. <3))

[thekingofcrochet]

“idk the mc is so mid and he makes bad financial decisions”

the man is literally actively dying and has anxiety and depression

like he finally doesn’t have to pay loan sharks anymore AND is running around town with people who actually care about him and while sharing a hobby together.

If you found a slice of serotonin - just a dollop of dopamine (and you were trying to forget the whole dying thing) wouldn’t you buy the best fishing rod money could buy?

[theodysseyofhomer]

it's certainly true that odysseus doesn't know telemakhos as a person; until he comes home he can only ever love the idea of him. but i don't honestly believe that it makes it less real/convincing when telemakhos walking into the room strikes him dumb for 80 lines, or when he describes hearing him speak as a wound, or when odysseus spends years at war naming himself as beloved telemakhos' father rather than laertes' son. those are all expressions of love and longing. mid-thought-vomit counterpoint: i still read the odysseus-penelope reunion as one where being loved is being known/recognized/understood, which is impossible with telemakhos... but it's also to be searched out, right? and telemakhos can participate in that (both the literal attempt to discover odysseus in the telemachia and the process from odysseus' reveal->working together to clean out the house).

so, so, so. penelope has to be able to recognize odysseus, so he can't just tell her who he is. telemakhos can't recognize him even after he's told. but maybe it's less that knowing-and-being-known is impossible with telemakhos and more that it requires testing out, which could make both reunions different shades of the same belief the odyssey holds about the nature of love[/whatever else you want to call it; i know that "love" is a modern and to some degree fandom-brained reading, but sorry, i love estranged families]

[lady-harrowhark]

tired: all of g1deon’s cool qualities are actually from pyrrha

wired: all of pyrrha’s cool qualities are actually from g1deon

[spieluhrzeit]

i think about obedient puppy till way too much

like the gifs of them in paris and frau has them all on the leash and she's being her frautastic self and this puppy goes and LIFTS THE LEAD WITH HIS MOUTH LIKE A GOOD BOY?!

look, anyone who knows me knows that i love women, pretty much exclusively. but what i would give to have my own puppy till.

more of till being the best pup:

i think till looks very puppy-like with that zahnspreitzer (tooth splitter) in his mouth, gotta keep the dog well behaved so he doesn't bite

what i wouldn't give to hold hands with frau schneider as we walk through berlin with our man-puppy :3

ahem... anyways lecture concluded

[kittykatninja321]

Something ironic about Medea’s husband being named Jason because Jason Todd is like if Medea was a teenage boy

[sesamestreep]

what do you MEAN there’s no pirate fanart for Charon in hades 2??? he’s on a literal pirate ship!! what are we DOING??