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sanvirtheobserver · 8 months ago

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SMG4 Fanon: FOOD WARS, The Second Course

I officially bring to you my first fan-written episode, as well as the prologue of my new fanfic Taking Flight.

Hope you enjoy!

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We begin in the gaming room, where we see Tari on the couch playing Lies Of P, Luigi playing some pong by himself for some reason (and somehow still losing), Bob and Boopkins playing that weird ass version of Monopoly they like, and Mario on the computer ordering some Pizza.

Pizza Chef: What kind of toppings would you like?

Mario contemplates the meaning of the question for a moment, wandering deep within the wrinkles of his brain in search of an answer. But that didn't work so he just resorted to smashing the keyboard and bury the digital chef in toppings until we are left with an abomination of an order that will be ready shortly.

Mario: PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And he's off to go get the goods, zipping by Meggy who has entered the room with her own box of goods in hand. Surprisingly enough, we also see Whimpu and Belle tagging along.

Belle: Whats got him all worked up?

Meggy: Eh, you know how Red is around food.

Boopkins: Oh! Ko'nichiwa Whimpu-sama, it's been a while.

Whimpu: It is good to see you too, my Furui Yūjin.

Belle: Oi rags, I got the vials. Bushmaster's blend.

Bob: Oh hell yeah! I'll get the vase!

Belle: Aces.

As Bob go gets the "vase" and the weebs start catching up, We see that Tari has just beaten the Puppet King. She collapses into her seat in releif as Clench starts cheering. And it only took them 35 tries.

Clench: THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE MVP! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE GOAT! THE GOAT!

Tari: *heh* Oh, hey Meggy.

Meggy: Hey Tari! Guess what I goooooooot.

She then noticed the box Meggy's hands, which was more than enough to get her on her feet.

Tari: *gasp* Is that.........?

Yep, within the box was none other than Gnomeson's gourmet candies. We look to the window seeing Gnomeson himself.

Gnomeson: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER******!

Tari: Oh my gosh, you actually found him!?

Meggy: Yeah, we met up at the gym and he hooked me up.

Tari: Then what are we waiting for?

Meggy takes a seat and they both......um.....I'm struggling to find a cigarette analogy to describe this. Anyway, they both take a lollipop.

We then shift perspectives to SMG3 and SMG4 as they begin to head out.

SMG4: Oh C'mon, Three. This'll be fun! ...........Y'know, as long as you behave yourself.

SMG3: I will, I will! Geez, you're the closest thing to a mother I've ever had.

Just then, Mario triumphantly returns with his bounty of 10 whateverthef*** specials. Nice and piping hot.

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Hm? Oh, hi SMG4! Hey, where are you going?

SMG4: We're heading over to Bloopersville to meet up with FM and X. Apparently they got new looks sometime after the whole Lawyer Kong thing.

SMG3: Yeah, I can't wait to see how dumb they look now. Just wait until they get a look of me.

SMG4: Yeeeaaaah. Anyways, we're gonna be gone for a bit. Don't you have TOO much fun, now! Heh heh..........also at least TRY not to set anything on fire, okay?

Mario: Pingas.

SMG4: Close enough. Let's go.

Now they're off on their ~~honeymoon~~ trip, leaving Mario with an...........idea.

That's right, IT'S HOUSE PARTY TIME!!!!

The main hall is a buzz with games and laughter. We see Bob and Rob cheering on Kaizo as he bobs for corn, Chris and Swag playing Pin The Tail On The Teletubby with Luigi, Boopkins teaching Jub Jub how to play Bakugan, Shroomy doing some target practice, and Whimpu showing off his cool rock collection to impress the ladies. Well, more like lady since Melony is the only one who's actually paying attention to the shiny things.

Whimpu: And this is Neodymium glass. It can actually change colors depending on the lighting of the surrounding environment.

Melony: Wooooow! That's so cool. What does that one do?

Whimpu: Oh, this is just Mahogany Obsidian.

Saiko: It's a wonder how she's still awake.

Belle: Honestly, I can't blame her. It's like a Spanish soap opera. You don't know what the hell they're saying, but then you start to piece together what's happening then your hooked.

Saiko: You really have gotten a lot softer, haven't ya.

Belle: Oi, Pot. You got something to say to the Kettle?

Saiko: *chuckles* Alright, alright. Forget I said anything.

We see Tari and Meggy headed to the party table with their Gnomish Candies..........where Meggy noticed Mario with his Pizzas coming over as well. Mario then takes notice of the girls and their Candy. It was when their gazes met that thing's started to get quiet. Everybody took notice of the two staring each other down at the party table.

Meggy: Hey there, Red. What ya got there?

Mario: Pizza. How about you?

Meggy: Oh, just some candy.

Mario: I see.

The energy has changed. Meggy turned her gaze to her fellow Sweet Tooths, and Mario turned his gaze to his fellow Greasy Bois. The line has been drawn. The board is set. All the pieces are taking their places. Their gazes meat once again. A fiery determination glowed within both.

Mario: So................what happens now?

A rhetorical question. You know what happens now. Brace yourselves people, for you are about to witness a...........

Mario & Meggy: FOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

And here we go! The main hall is a Frenzy as sweets, spice, and everything completely unhealthy roars through the air. Kaizo and Bob clash blades, their movements as swift as lightning as sugar and grease flake off like sparks with each strike. Whimpu lays down suppressing fire with a fan of Pretzels as Belle showers the room with a hail of Doritos. Shroomy is blasting condiments in all directions, Saiko's KFC hammer shakes the earth with every impact. Chris and Swag take artillery positions, raining down rock candy artillery as Melony retaliates against Luigi's Unicorn Lollipop Lance with her Pizza Sword, all while Boopkins, Jub Jub, and Tari act as field medics for the Sweet Tooths. We then pan over to Mario using his Pizza Shield to deflect the projectiles of Meggy's M&M16.

Meggy: It's no use, Mario! I have the high ground! Surrender now and we can end this quickly!

Mario: You wish it would be that easy.

Mario throws his hat, but Meggy dodges into the air. She aims down sights towards Mario. All she needs is one clean shot and-

BAM!!!! A surprise sideswipe sends her skidding. Luckily, Tari was able to catch her. Both were shocked to see none other than Pepperman! Mario catches his hat and plops it on with a smirk.

Mario: Thank's for the save, Peppino.

We pan over to see Peppino Spaghetti and his whole crew tipping the balance of the battle. It looks like Mario called in backup this time around, leaving the Sweet Tooths outnumbered by the Greasy Bois.

Meggy: Dammit.........FALL BACK TO THE CAFE!

And so, the Greasy Bois are victorious as the Sweet Tooths are pushed back to SMG3's Café. A Pizza Tower is placed on top of the Castle as proof of their dominion. An impressive win, but this was just the first battle in a war that has just begun.

Behind the Cafe's doors, the Sweet Tooths have regrouped and are now planning their counter attack. Boopkins and Jub Jub are preparing what appear to be makeshift candy explosives. Once the prep work is done, they gather around Meggy as Tari lays out a map of the Greasy Bois' Pizza Tower.

Meggy: We're never gonna end this war if we can't retake the Snack Table, and we can't take back the Snack Table without getting through that Tower.

She points to four different areas of the map.

Meggy: Mario and the Greasy Bois have the Table stashed at the top of the Tower. They may outnumber us, but we'll have a better chance if we can deal with each floor without alerting the floor above. Once we've reached the top and all the ICDs are placed, we deliver our last payload to the Table and bring the whole thing crashing down.

Tari: We lost our last battle because we couldn't take them all at once, so this time we'll need to take them on one floor at a time. It is crucial that we stay together in order to have the numbers advantage against each single floor, so no slacking behind and no rushing in alone.

Luigi: The ICDs are ready for transport Ma'am.

Meggy: Excellent. Any word from our scouts?

Chris: Front door is a no-go. Too heavily guarded. Swag had to stay behind to cover our escape. God be with him.

Bob: Our best chance is to enter through the window of SMG4's room. That will give us the clearest path up stairs.

Meggy: Alright then. Remember to stick together and stick to the shadows. Do not engage unless I give the order. You need to take someone out? Do it quietly. Everybody ready?

The whole team nods in agreement. Meggy turns to Tari, who gives a confident smile.

Tari: We can do this.

Meggy: Then what are we waiting for? Let's give em a good ol' fashioned Sweet Tooth Surprise!

And so the Sweet Tooths are off, preparing to make their move under the cover of night. Kaizo notices them mobilizing as he scouts from the roof of the Castle.

At the peak of the Tower, we see Saiko and Belle dragging Swag to the foot of Mario's Pizza Throne. By his side is Peppino, watching down upon the interloper with a judgemental gaze.

Saiko: Kaizo saw this one skulking around the Main Lobby.

Peppino: I see. What exactly were you doing here, hm?

Swag: Oh, nothing. I was just waiting on a date.

Peppino: Is that so. And who exactly is this date of yours?

Swag: Your mom LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

And just close that, he was sent to THE PIT! Which in reality was just a kiddypool full of Extra Hot Marinara Sauce that REALLY stings when you get it in your eyes. It was then that Kaizo had arrived to deliver the news.

Kaizo: The Sweet Tooths are making their move. It looks like they plan on taking the fight to us. We should act now.

Belle: HA! I say let the Gutbags try.

Whimpu: But if they get here, they could take our table and all will be lost!

Peppino: Indeed. Without the table, our Golden Crispy Kingdom will be lost forever! We must mobilize and-

Mario: No.

All eyes turn to Mario as he walks to the edge and turns his gaze to the Showgrounds below.

Mario: Let them come. Let them see our glory and try to stop us. These Grounds are just the beginning. We shall soon spread across the Mushroom Kingdom. Then the country. Then the world. All shall know the glory of the Greasy Bois! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well that escalated quickly. Though, I've seen worse paths to world domination than a house party turned civil war.

Anywho, the Sweet Tooths enter through SMG4's Room Window, with Meggy and Bob quickly dispatching some Pig Cops.

Bob: I love myself some fresh ham. So good you could ea-

Meggy: Bob I swear to Greg I will actually murder you.

Once the room is secured, the rest enter and Tari is the first to enter the main hall, her Candycane Crossbow at the ready. Luigi and Boopkins are right behind her as they make their way up the staircase. At the door, Luigi uses his Astral projection to peer into the floor above. Apart from a few Cheeseslimes, the coast seems to be clear for the most part. He returns to his body after locating the entrance to the tower.

Luigi: Alright. We should be clear to proceed.

Clench: I don't like this. It sounds like we're walking into a-

?????: Going somewhere?

The trio quickly turns to see Saiko, Kaizo, and Melony on the edge of the balcony. Boopkins quickly aims his Dessert Eagle as Luigi readies his Unicorn Lollipop Lance, but Tari is frozen in fear with her back to the door desperately trying to get it open.

Saiko: Well well well..........

Saiko makes her way towards Tari as Kaizo and Melony face off against Boopkins and Luigi. Tari raises her crossbow as Saiko approaches.

Tari: Stay back! I'm warning you!

She fires a Candycane, but Saiko catches it with ease and crushes it in her hand. She then rips the Crossbow from Tari's hands and pins her against the door by the shoulder.

Clench: Hey, watch it! It takes hours to get a jacket looking this good.

Tari: I.......I'll never surrender to you!

Saiko: Come on, Tari. You can be so much more than this. Just come with us, and we can have a little talk.

Their talk is interrupted by a boot to Saiko's face, courtesy of Meggy. Saiko tries to retaliate with a swing of her hammer, but is intercepted by Bob and sent flying off the balcony with a well timed parry. Chris arrives, pulls Tari aside, and blows the doors wide open with his FR-GL.

Chris: Come on you apes! Do you wanna live forever!?

Bob: Keep going, guys! We'll hold them off!

Tari snaps out of her shock and makes her way through the door alongside Meggy, and Chris. They all make their way to the entrance of the Pizza Tower, where they encounter Shroomy with his dual condiment cannons.

Shroomy: Stop right there! No sugary treats are allowed beyond this point.

Chris: Don't worry. I got this.

Tari looks over to Chris preparing something. He swiftly slides a can of sugar frosted sardines right at Shroomy's feet.

Chris: Wait for it.

Shroomy: I will now require your immediate and unconditional surren-

Suddenly, a bear rips it's way through the woodworks, scooping up the sardines and thrashes Shroomy around before dragging him screaming below the floorboards. Looking back on it, I realize having so much unguarded food in a location surrounded by woodlands that are full of wild animals *probably* wasn't the best idea.

But enough semantics. It's time for our PIZZA TOWER ANY PERCENT SPEEDRUN. Our trio blitzes through each floor with breakneck pace Meggy's aim is swift and true. Chris' explosive ordinance blankets the battlefield, and Tari.......well, she's too busy trying to keep up while also setting up each ICD within the tower. Their progress is interrupted with the arrival of Peppino along with Pepperman, Vigilante, and The Noise. The battle is intense, as each side throws everything they have at one another.

Vigilante: Ya got moxie, kid. But ya'll need more than that.

Meggy simply smirks as she notices Pepperman coming in hot from behind trying to get in another sideswipe. But as Vigilante unloads a hail of bullets, Meggy expertly dodges and Pepperman ends up passing right below her. He gets riddled with bullets as he crashes into Vigilante, taking them both out.

Meggy: That enough *Moxie* for ya?

Pepperman/Vigilante: My scrotums.

We then cut to Chris facing off against the Noise, who isn't really fighting him so much as trying to bore him to death with an "intimidating" speech.

Noise: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire PT armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my-

Chris just pulls out an RPG and blows his ass to high heaven. That just leaves us with Tari setting up another ICD before being confronted by Peppino, who uses his signature beyblade attack. Tari panicks as she frantically tries to avoid getting ripped up, but is driven into a corner.

Peppino: Give up, blue girl. Your gaming skills are no match for the Spaghetti Family Swag.

It is then that Tari notices a crate next to her labeled "Materiali Pericolosi". Seeing no other option, she quickly rummages through the crate as Peppino goes in for another attack. But right in the nick of time, Tari manages to force feed him a freshly baked pizza. With Pineapple. The crime against Italy is too much for Peppino to handle as he collapses onto the ground screaming and defeated. Tari very awkwardly steps around the suffering Italian man and regroups with the others as the trio makes their way to the final battle. They make their way to Mario's Throne Room, where Bell is ready with her Takigun and Whimpu is using Rob as a Spear as they guard the Snack Table.

Belle: C'mon ya Muckers! Ya feeling lucky?!

Whimpu: Surrender now if you value your lives.

Rob: Please put me down I am very tired.

Meggy: Let us handle the goons. You just focus on delivering that payload.

Tari nervously clutches the last ICD as Meggy and Chris lock and load.

Chris: This is for Swag, you Greasy Bitches!

Chris kicks off the fight with a barrage from his FRGL, while Belle and Meggy exchange hails of gunfire. Tari makes a break straight for the Snack Table. Whimpu is in hot pursuit, rearing Rob for a surprise attack but is then intercepted by Chris's boot.

Chris: Keep going! I'll cover you!

Whimpu proceeds to swing Rob around like a hammer at Chris, much to Rob's motion sick dismay. Belle is still preoccupied with Meggy as Tari see the table. But right as she is about to set the device...........

Mario: Hey stinky!

Tari looks up and is shocked to see Mario standing on top of the massive floating Pizza with a sinister face.

Mario: Your pathetic resistance ends now, Sweet Tooths! Me and Pizzaface here are gonna show you what's for! With our combined pow-

But just then, Pizzaface flips around and flings Mario straight into the floor.

Mario: HEY, WHAT THE F***! We're supposed to be working together!

Pizzaface: YOU THINK I FORGOT OUR LAST MEETING, MARIO? THE ONE WHERE YOU ATE ME?

Mario: Oh.............I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

Pizzaface then goes on a rampage, crashing into everything in sight. Belle is unfortunately caught in one of Pizzaface's attacks, knocking her unconscious. Whimpu drops rob and heroically catches her in his arms before running away to safety. Chris and Meggy open fire on him, but are then sent flying with a whip from his green pepper mustache. Meggy is flung towards the balcony, hanging from the edge, whereas Chris is flung into the PIT where Swag is.......chilling, for some reason.

Chris: OH GOD MY EYES AAAAAAAAHH!!!!

Swag: Oh hey Chris. I just made some Bloody Maries.

Tari is petrified in fear as Pizzaface stares her down with a sadistic grin. She crumples to the ground, clutching her head as she braces for the end. But just as all seems lost........

Clench: Hey, Tari........

Tari turns her attention to her robot arm.

Clench: We have a mission to complete. Remember?

Tari: I......I don't know what to do. Everyone's down and everything is falling apart. Clench.........

Tears begin to well up in her eyes.

Clench: Listen to me. I know you're scared, but that hasn't stopped you before, has it? Remember that time Waluigi turned everyone into zombies and tried to take over the world, and you saved everybody by beating him at a fighting game?Remember when Meggy was abducted by that lizard weeb guy, and you joined the assault on Anime Island to save her? Remember when that Zero guy tried to recycle the universe and you joined the fight to beat him? And surely you remember the time you were stuck in some kind of bootleg Westworld and created your own pocket dimension to save everybody? Those were all scary too, weren't they?

Tari contemplates Clench's words. Those moments WERE scary.......yet that didn't stop her from helping her friends when it mattered the most.

Clench: You don't need to be fearless to be brave, Tari. You just gotta do what needs doing.

It was in that moment Tari felt something. She got back up to her feet and gazed defiantly straight into Pizzaface's Pepperonis. Her fear didn't disappear......it just didn't matter anymore. Clench was right. You don't have to be fearless to be brave.

Just then, Tari's eyes lit up with a vivid azure hue as a surge of energy coarsed threw her. Meggy managed to pull herself up just in time to see Tari levitating in the air. From her back emerged a pair of translucent blue wings crackling with energy. Tari then flew into the sky, breaching the clouds as the first sight of dawn broke. She then rocketed back down at Mach speed, her robotic arm crackling with power as it made contact with Pizzaface's cheese. The two crashed through the tower's floors, before breaking through the Castle's roof. Both Greasy Bois and Sweet Tooths present ceased their fighting as a massive crash shook the foundations of the Main Hall. When the dust had settled, they saw a crater in the main hall riddled in Pizzaface's mechanical remains. At the center of the crater was severely mangled Pizzahead and an unconscious Tari.

We then cut to later in the morning. SMG3 and SMG4 return to see the Castle abuzz with activity. The war was over, the Pizza Tower was destroyed, The Sweet Tooths and Greasy Bois have reached a truce, and the festivities had resumed. We see Kaizo bobbing for corn as Bob, Rob, and the Noise cheer him on. We see Boopkins, Jub Jub, and Melony sitting down as the Vigilante tells them the story of how the military once bombed his buddy Keith. Whimpu is once again showing off his rock collection to Belle, who seems to be actually paying attention this time. Chris and Swag are laying back and enjoying some Bloody Maries as Shroomy arm wrestles Pepperman. At the foyer we see Peppino and Mario spinning pizzas and playing tunes on the turntables. The SMGs make their way to the Gaming Room where they see Saiko and Meggy watching over Tari as she lays down on the couch.

SMG4: Looks like we missed quite the party, huh?

SMG3: I'll say, judging by the hole in the ceiling. And the Crater in the main hall. And the ambulance outside. And the tower pieces every- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

Meggy: It's a long story. How you holding up, soldier?

Tari: Just fine, captain. A little dizzy, though.

Saiko: I have to admit. You did quite a number on poor Pizzahead. I didn't think you had it in you to even fight someone, let alone.........THAT.

Tari looks down at her robot arm.

Tari: Yeah. Neither did I.

SMG4: Well, the Castle is still in one piece for the most part, so I guess it's fine. It's definitely gonna delay the second floor, though.

Saiko: Hey, how was your trip to Bloopersville?

SMG3: ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FM GOT ABS AND I DIDN'T! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?

SMG3 continues to be a deva as the camera zooms out from the Castle and into the woodlands, where we see.......something........moving in the trees as the screen fades to black and the credits role.

#smg4 fanfic #smg4 au #smg4 #fanfic #au

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wildflowerteas · 7 months ago

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hella has officially joined the tsp book club! part 2 of our reactions pending lmao those were some very intense hours

if this was an irl socratic circle i would pay to be a fly on the wall. I FUCKED UP BY ADDING TWO MARGARETS THATS MY BAD. they'll be distinguished in upcoming dialogue. Brown goes by 'Maggie' n_n. Precinct 1 breakroom has seen some things. Also, yes! The DA prosecutes for the state! In a civil dispute, it's person to person going before a judge. But in criminal cases, the government is trying to put you away, not receive money/fair compensation for damages, so the DA does that work.

Your flabbers will be gasted 😭 might need to start using that.

BEAST tag is there for a reason! I only tagged it 'beast skk' so that people wouldn't expect the same dynamics or roles for the other characters ( like akutagawa sibling dynamic ), but of course, if skk is beast-au inspired it would naturally affect a few of the characters closest to them as well. Also, Skk is slowly but surely devolving into the aesthetic of their BEAST counterparts. Dazai hasn't been written in that brown coat for a good while now. The white suit at the New Year's party was also a deliberate choice.

never seen or read All my Sons all the way through, but i've encounted this quote in the wild:

“...he'll come back. We all come back, Kate. These private little revolutions always die. The compromise is always made. In a peculiar way. Frank is right-- every man does have a star. The star of one's honesty. And you spend your life groping for it, but once it's out it never lights again. I don't think he went very far. He probably just wanted to be alone to watch his star go out.”

---and i absolutely loved it and have been influenced by it.

i would be sat for that essay honestly.

. . . yes. it's the same diner. implied only, but i do have art in the drafts of skk on a case-date of milkshakes and files with skk in the same seats to parallel it.

Kouyou's assimilation!!!!! I can't believe Rori noticed that!! yes, she's almost always mentioned in a kimono, tying an obi, or wearing her haori, and even needed Chuuya to translate for her during their first years together. but she's changing. super excited to introduce the Kouyou of the present ( yes, she's alive ).

Agatha Christie was. self indulgent.

Yep! Jouno! 😭 The hunting dogs have been in my notes-app plot web since the very beginning when I decided to write tachihara into this. Since I'm translating the insane post-war politics of canon BSD into this au, they were naturally going to find themselves written into it.

TV girl .. . save me TV girl.... taking what's not yours is tsp skk i will be adding this to my on-loop writing roster.

THE JOUNO/DAZAI DIALOGUE HELLA 😭 I ACTUALLY CHOKED.

Unlike canon, TSP fyodor would, in fact die if you shot him. Not that I'm planning on writing that . . .

Jouno and Chuuya was lovely to write. They will be interacting again, unfortunately, so expect some introductions to the other members of the hunting dogs as well.

Dazai in the spotlight for once! Now he knows what it's like to be under the stagelight with Chuuya in the audience.

Kousano! Yeah that ship is preparing to set sail. Whether it's still afloat is the question. A question that hasn't been answered by Miss Medical Examiner's presence in the 1978 timeline. Yet.

#ask

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dean-belongs-with-lisa · 2 years ago

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15 questions, 15 people

Thank you for the tag @backgroundagent3! Idk if i've ever done one of these.

Are you named after anyone? I got both of my grandma's middle names. Idk which name came from which one tho.

When was the last time you cried? Probably at some point this month. Divorce is hard on kids (im 21)

Do you have kids? No.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Depends on my mood.

What is the first thing you notice about people? I think how loud they are? How willing they are to say stuff?

What’s your eye color? Green with a hazel ring around the iris. My mom told me as a kid that they change color based on my mood. Idk if thats true or not.

Scary movies or Happy ending? Normally happy ending, but sometimes I get in the mood for scary movies.

Any special talents? I played the piano for about 10 years, but I haven't practiced while in college.

Where were you born? Louisville, Colorado, USA.

What are your hobbies? Right now, just reading. Back in highschool I rode horses, and I can't wait to get back into it.

Do you have any pets? Yep. Officially 1 cat, but I'll probably have 2 soon.

What sports do you play/have played? Horseback riding (and yes, it is a sport).

How tall are you? 5'4" (5 foot 4 inches).

Favourite subject in school? Science.

Dream job? Astronaut.

No pressure tagging. @onlycosmere @finleythefiend @angels-are-watching-over-you @wafflelovingbatgirl @aroacekal @postcyberpunkpirate @thats-just-too-bad

(i mostly picked people from my notifications, so if you don't know why you got tagged, thats why)

#ask game #ask answered #laura talks

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childrenoflight-darkness-nothing · 4 years ago

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5 for Aislin?

5: Guilty pleasures?

Any and all tbh?

Like her entire thing is that she’s gonna make the world a better place, she’s gonna make a difference. Gonna change things for the better so that what happened to her won’t happen to someone else

And she’s a caretaker down to her very soul

So like anytime spent doing something she enjoys? Doing something for herself? Yeah there’s gonna be some guilt tied to that

But especially anything where she’s idle

Like reading, or even just sitting in the sun

She ends up spending a lot of time just lost in her thoughts outside and always feels a bit guilty for that because she could’ve been DOING something

#aislin o’conner #aislin #aislin macclyde #<- yep thats an official tag now

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the-kipsabian · 6 years ago

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i was thinking about this this morning, and honestly? you could point at literally any of my trilogy kids and call them sleep deprived EXCEPT for james (and alicia)

#mads yells #its kinda ridiculous tbh cause james is the only real antagonist of the story and yet #here we are. hes the only one that can sleep at night despite knowing what hes done #and alicia sleeps cause shes oblivious to hell and back so yep #but everyone else? ohhh boy #alex doesnt sleep cause of the nightmares (before that he was maybe fine but thats not part of the official trilogy so hush)#arden is too work oriented to ever sleep (the detective boi runs on caffeine and not sleep like 99% of the time tbh)#caitlin is depressed so insomnia is a thing #christopher is a fucking mess and also sebastian doesnt let him sleep oops #amber doesnt sleep cause she isnt real and neither is her timeline #deena. i guess kinda sleeps well tbh? like shes def the next in line after the cole's (but also shes morally so gray it might keep her up)#oh yeah ema sleeps. occasionally. if shes not taking care of chris and his anxiety issues tbh #i was gonna say jenna sleeps but technically shes dead through the entire trilogy so uuUUUH. other than that shes too stressed tbh #jerrold. cant sleep. cause yay nightmares #lewis? is too worried about shit to sleep? and god do i wish i could talk about what i have planned for him aaaAAA #sebastian has too many issues and/or is too drunk to sleep. thats just honestly it #tanya doesnt sleep cause he needs to care for jerrold. if your husband was having nightmares about murders would you sleep??#and viola is. another depressed anxiety child. ..tho shes also technically dead so mmm. but yeah #sleep is just a myth with these kids do you think im heavily reflecting on something here orrrrrrr #..hi have ramble tags cause this has been in my brain all day and i finally remembered to get it out now that my meds are wearing off lol

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thewritetofreespeech · 3 years ago

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im so horny for gojo can i get sum with him having an so thats hella thiqq like she got da dumptruck and da thighs, and she be makin him some good food, pls i just want to be gojos housewife

did you ask for sexy stuff for this prompt? no. did you ask slight bimbo vibes because they’re such a simp for satoru? no. did I do it anyway? yes.

tags: heterosexual sex, oral, doggy style, queen size mc, hedonism, food play, slight bimbo aspects

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The life of being the strongest was ladened with many burdens.

Fighting powerful curses. Keeping the public safe. Tediously long council meetings.

If he had to listen to one more word out of those billowing old farts that made up the council, he was going to rip his Six Eyes out and hand them to them like ‘here! take it! it’s not worth it!’. He didn’t though, and was very proud of himself that he only made 2 jokes and 11 snide comments in the whole two hours. No one else was impressed by his restraint, however.

Free at last, he had Ijichi drive him home; tricking the poor man into doing it as he could have just as easily gotten home himself. Arriving at his door to the sweet smell of dumplings cooking and sweet song of his dumpling humming in the kitchen.

“Satoru!” [Y/N] cheered when he finally let his presence be known an ran up to him.

“Aaaah~! My sweet [Y/N]-chan. How lucky I am to be greeted home by you, in a naked apron trope no less?” She giggled, of course, as this was how she greeted him ever day. It was how Satoru liked to see her first thing. And given his excitement at seeing her, all naked and curvy except for her frilly pink apron, she was more than happy to oblige. “I got you a present.”

“A present?” [Y/N] asked curiously, pulling back from her hug around his waist to see a box he had produced seemingly out of thin air. “Cupcakes!” She cheered.

“Yep. From the newest bakery in town. They don’t even open officially until tomorrow but I sweet talked the owner into letting me get a sneak preview.” He told her with a wink.

“Satoru, you spoil me.” [Y/N] said as she looked at the beautiful, perfect confections in the box. “If you keep bringing me sweets ever time you go out, I’ll get as big as a house.”

“Nonsense.” Satoru said. Waving his hand as if to literally bat such a thought away. “You’ll always be my perfect little [Y/N] princess. And eating sweets makes you happy. And giving you sweets makes me happy.” His finger dipped down to snatch the white, whipped topping off the top of one cupcake and presented it to her lips. Making her tongue dart out to lick them before opening up and licking the sweet frosting off his digit. “That’s my girl.”

He let her tongue swirl around his finger for a moment before he couldn’t take it anymore, and pulled it free with a wet pop before kissing her greedily. Groaning as he felt her plush, full frame against him and sweet sugar taste on her lips.

“Satoru…” She moaned when he let her go to breathe. “What about dinner?”

“I’m not hungry for that right now princess.” He said as he untied the bow at her pack and let the apron flutter to the ground. “I’m hungry for you.”

Satoru picked her up and carried her to the bedroom; ignoring her protests about how she was probably too heavy because she wasn’t as was being ridiculous. Laying her on the bed, Satoru set the cupcake box down on the nightstand and stripped himself out of his uniform quickly before he laid down on top of her. His face immediately smoothing itself in her ample bosom like always. Enjoying the soft feel of them before he started to suck on and fondle them with gusto.

“Ah! Satoru! Not so rough.” [Y/N] whined when he gave her left breast a bit too firm squeeze.

“Sorry princess,” he apologized. “I just get so excited when I see these beauties. It’s a marvel of medical mystery how you stay upright all day with these. Maybe I should keep you laying down more often.” He teased with a grin. Making his princess blush at the comment.

He played with and licked her breast further, like a sweet treat. Then he got an idea. Reaching over to the nightstand, Satoru grabbing one of the cupcakes from the box. Strawberry. His favorite. His long fingers swiped the top tip of the frosting off, along with it’s sprinkles, then transfer it from one fluffy mound to another. [Y/N] gasped as she felt the sugary paste cover her breast, then bit her lip at her white haired knight’s grin before he licked it off. His tongue making her squirm.

By the time he was finished cleaning her up, his princess was whimpering and quivering under him. “You want some too?” He asked. Tossing his now mangled cupcake back in the box and grabbing another one. Using the same technique only this time on his cock. “Lick it off me princess.”

His lady bit her lip again and shuffled around until she was on all fours. Satoru mentally groaned at the sight of her voluptuous body stretched out, kneeling in front of him, then groaned out loud when her tongue touched his cock. She took great catch to lick all the frosting off him, before sliding all of him into her mouth. Satoru’s turn to squirm. Her mouth seemed famished for his cock as it greedily sucked and bobbed over him. The sorcerer brushing her hair out of her face to watch her enjoy her ‘treat’.

He warned her when he was about to cum, but she wouldn’t back down. When he did, he shot all of his white hot cum into her throat. Drinking it down before coming off him with a wet pop. “Did I you enjoy your treat princess?”

She nodded eagerly. Leaning into his hand when he stroked her face. “Good. Now you stay there.” Satoru moved this time to get behind her. His hands taking hold of her hips. Rubbing the dips where they curved out to her ass. God he loved that ass.

Still hard, and his princess wet from their foreplay, he easily lined himself up and thrust his way in. Groaning at the hot feel of her pussy enveloping him while she whined in a needy way at being filled by him. “Satoru....”

“Relax baby. I got you.” He pulled his hips back before thrusting in again. Loving the way her backside rippled at the first hard thrust. Soon it sounded like he was getting an applause.

Her ass & thighs slap against him as he fucked hard and fast into his lover. She moaned and whined into the mattress. Loving it, because she kept telling him how good it felt. He had to agree, and lifted his hand to smack her ass when it came down again.

“Ah! Satoru! More!”

“Oh? Does my princess like that?” He spanked her again, because of course he already knew the answer.

“Y-Yes! Harder!”

“You want it harder eh?” [Y/N] cried out loudly when he spanked her again. A red hand print blossoming on her round behind as she drooled into the mattress.

“Ah! K-Keep going. I’m gonna cum Daddy!”

Satoru smirked. She must really be fuck drunk now. She only called him ‘Daddy’ when her brain was fried from pleasure. “That’s it baby. Cum for Daddy.”

Almost instantly she did. Her whole body shaking as she came around his cock. The walls of her pussy convulsing around him. It doesn’t take long for him to follow, cumming for the second time, and collapse not far from beside her.

“That was great [Y/N]” Satoru complimented. Kneeling over to give her a kiss while they lay next to each other. “A great welcome home.”

“Yeah. But dinner is probably cold now.” She replied with a slight pout. Making Satoru smirk.

“Don’t worry. I’m sure it’s still great. Your cooking is always the best.” It was his second favorite flavor. Next to her.

#;ask and ye shall receive (request answers)#satoru gojo #satoru gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen gojo #jujutsu kaisen satoru gojo #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen scenarios #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen satoru #jjk imagines #jjk scenarios #jjk smut #imagine #scenarios

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shobioo · 4 years ago

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Adore You (Bokuto x Reader)

𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 || 𝟏𝟒. 𝐀𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮

“What are you doing here?” You asked, staring at Bokuto who was in the guest bathroom laying in the bathtub. The sound of your voice made him perk up, “Y/N! What are You doing here?” His tone was slurred a bit. Though it was hard to hear with the sound of the music, once you closed the bathroom door it became muffled. Bokuto jumped up trying to get out of the tub before stopping, he then raised an eyebrow. Almost confused about how to get out...

You shook your head before going over to him. If you couldn’t tell by the slurred speech you could tell now by the smell that he definitely wasn’t the soberest. He practically just got here, you're surprised he could get drunk this fast.

Bokuto stayed silent as he looked at you, his eyes glossy. “Do you hate me?” He asked, the question made you scrunch your nose. Why would he ever think that? Then it clicked, you two haven’t spoken since that kiss. Which you wanted to beat yourself up for. You sigh before moving the shower curtain to get a better look at him.

You looked at him, his blinks slow as he moved around in the bathtub. “And I thought I messed it all up, I just didn’t wanna be by myself anymore when I met you.”

You were at a loss for words, he felt like that? “Cause that sucks!” He yelled, throwing his arms out knocking down some of the bottles of soap he looked at the soap now fallen on its side muttering a distant ‘sorry’ to it for his outburst. “An I tried talking to someone else.”

Your mind wandered to the girl from before, you did hate to admit it but you were jealous. You didn’t even know why, now looking back at it she didn’t seem to be interested in the conversation as much as Bokuto did.

“But I couldn’t cause I only talked bout you.” Bokuto’s mouth opened before closing again. He kinda looks like a fish out of water as he tried to find his words.

“Cause I adore you?” He muttered, loud enough for you to hear. Not thinking if it was cheesy or not.“Yeah!” He shouts.

“I adore you, I adore your laugh, I adore the way you bite your lip while studying the hard questions, or when we quiz each other on the things we like and your eyebrows scrunch.” He looked at you, the words that seemed so lost to find now came pouring.

“I like the way you shine in the sun, or when you were there when it felt like nobody was.” Bokuto reached out grabbing your hand. “But, I think I like everything about you because.” His voice trailed, as he studied your hand though he couldn’t see it your face was plastered with softness. Your heart swelling at all the things he mentioned, which if you were stubborn enough you wouldn’t believe he had meant. But you knew now that lying didn’t suit him a whole bunch.

“I like you.” He said, before placing his forehead on your hand and letting out a groan. “Did I say everything right?” “I think you did.” He answers himself.

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𝐀𝐍: No fun facts again! Uhm, This chapter. Yep, that’s all please don’t hit my lines unless your name Bokuto Koutarou. But, the taglist is officially closed. (😔) sadness overtakes me since this bby is coming to and end soon. Sobs, no but thank you everyone for the support from the start I gained like so many followers and I’m so grateful 🥂 y’all ain’t even get to slap anyone...UNLESS THATS NEXT CHAPTER OR SUM- I dunno imma let it slideee.

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shhh-no-ones-home · 4 years ago

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december 23 - ricky horror

title: one in seven

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its official where i live! marry christmas and happy holidays to yall. i hope you all have a great day and enjoy the last couple fics of the year! thanks again for reading and sharing, i love you all and wish you all the best in 2021.

prompt: Notes and gifts from a "secret Santa" take a strange turn

request from: n/a

tag list: @musicsexandpizza69 @svintsandghosts @alilpunkrock @cynic-spirit @theoneandonlykymberlee @joeynihil @lifeisabitchandsoareyou @thisplace-ishaunted @xyours-eternallyx

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one week. thats all that was left. five days till christmas day and i was all but turned off by the idea of gifts and celebration and parties and everything else that came with the holiday. i think my secret santa knew that though, whoever it was. dont get me wrong, i didnt mind being on the road for christmas, i didnt like the day, and i didnt have family to spend time with so it didnt really matter. but little did i know at the beginning of this that everyday i would wake up to something weirder in my stocking. and not even in a bad way, cause the two things id received already were super awesome.

and yes, it was the guys idea to put stockings up and do secret santa. that way we each got something small the seven days before christmas and the day of we would ultimately find out who our gift giver was over dinner as they gave us one final larger present. and dont get me wrong, i was an excellent gift giver, already two days in and vinny had loved the two things i had secretly slipped into his stocking but i was getting more impatient. i wanted to know who was getting me things only a few people knew i wanted. and ultimately i wanted vinny to know who was giving him his gifts.

when i got up today i wasnt exactly sure what i was going to be pulling out of the stocking hanging outside my bunk. the first day i had gotten a skeleton hand mug, the second day i had gotten a bag of death wish coffee, and i really just wanted to know if the theme would continue. maybe this person was trying to tell me something. i laid in my bunk as my alarm went off, silencing it almost immediately since i was awake already, just staring at the ceiling. i tossed the blanket off and slid out of my bunk slowly, looking up at chris as he leaned back into the opposing one, sipping out of his Starbucks cup from yesterday.

"morning."

i said and he held his cup to me in cheers.

"morning."

he said groggily.

"you check your stocking yet?"

i asked and he nodded.

"yep, todays was a voodoo donut and a starbucks giftcard."

he said with a smile and i laughed.

"guess you get it twice a year now huh."

i said and he nodded contently,

"whats in yours?"

he asked and i turned around, my eyes going wide at how thick it looked. i drew my brows and reached my arm into it. i felt something soft graze my hand before pulling it out.

"awe, its so cute."

i said as i pulled the plush bat out, taking the black silk eye mask off of it and petting its head. i showed it to chris.

"either my secret Santa thinks i sleep too much or not enough."

i said with a laugh, putting the eye mask into my bag next to the coffee and mug. chris laughed a little bit as ricky slid his curtain over from behind him.

"what you guys talking about?"

he asked, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

"y/n's concerned with the gifts from her secret santa."

chris answered and rick raised a brow.

"how come?"

he asked and i shrugged, hugging the bat to my chest.

"ive gotten two things of coffee so far and two things to sleep with. im getting mixed signals to say the least."

i said with a laugh and he nodded, jumping down from his bunk with a thud.

"maybe they think you needed something to help you keep up the good work, and something to help you relax. you do work harder than all of us combined."

he mentioned, making me smile.

"thanks rick, i guess ill just have to wait another few days and ask when i find out who it is."

i said and he nodded.

"guess so."

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"okay, this is getting more and more confusing."

i said, unwrapping the fuzzy blanket, holding it out to look at what was on it. the whole thing was solid black with alchemy symbols, pentagrams, crystal balls, and the likeness on it in bright pastel pinks and purples. it was really cute and matched the bat perfectly. all this stuff just had me wondering what i could be getting at dinner. i knew this blanket wasnt cheap, it had a black craft tag on it after all.

"whats confusing?"

vinny asked, holding the new bulls jersey in his hand.

"the theme of these is a little skewed to say the least."

i said and he shrugged.

"that looks comfy."

he said, running his hand over the side of it and i nodded.

"what else have you gotten?"

he asked and i sighed.

"coffee, a mug, a plush bat, a sleep mask, pastel bath bombs, a coffee and honey face scrub mask, fuzzy black and pink socks, and now this blanket. its like a care package."

i said and he shrugged.

"guess youll just have to find out at dinner, which we should probably get ready for."

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as we all sat around the table i watched intently as we went down the line, each person giving their last gifts. justin had chris, chris had ryan, ryan had aj, aj had justin, i had vin, vin had rick, and finally rick had me. as he got up he reached for a large box and my eyes went wide.

"okay y/n i know all week youve been trying to figure out what the hell this all could be leading up to but i asked all of the guys if we could pitch in on something so its not just from me."

i drew my brows.

"we all know you work ten times harder than the rest of us so we all wanted to do something special for you."

he said, setting the box down in front of me on the table.

"you guys didnt have to do that. you guys put so much into the band, im nothing special."

i said and he sent me a disapproving look.

"but you are, without you none of this would work. so as a thank you from all of us..."

he said, pointing to the box and i moved slowly to open it, all of them watching me intently. i ripped the paper off first, then going in to rip the tape off it and popping the sides open one at a time. when i pulled the tissue paper out of the way i drew my brows. in it was a large wooden box.

"okay?"

i asked, pulling it out and setting it on the table in place of the carboard box.

"open it."

chris said from across the table and i pushed the gold tab up, lifting the lid. as soon as i saw what was in it my mouth dropped. i wanted to inspect it more but my vision was going blurry at the tears behind my eyes.

"you guys."

i said, closing it and standing up to give rick a hug.

"so i take it you like it?"

he asked and i nodded against him, pulling away and wiping the tears off my face.

"its beautiful."

i said, opening the box back up and looking over the kit of art supplies. there was everything i could ever ask for in here: a water color palette, gouache, oil pastels, soft pastels, colored pencils, drawing pencils, two sketch pads, brushes, the whole nine yards.

"we wanted to get you something that you enjoy and that relaxes you. this whole week ive been building up stuff that could make you comfortable during or after a long work day: comfy stuff to sleep with, coffee when youre running around making sure we're all in line, spa stuff to help you chill at home. they all helped with this idea but we thought it could be something to get you out of the real world when youve had enough. and now youll think of all of us when you use it."

he said with a wide smile and i couldn't help crying again.

"you guys take such good care of me."

i said through a sniffle as vin leaned over and hugged me, then Justin leaned in and did the same, pretty soon all of them were standing around me in big a group hug.

"we love you y/n, we wouldnt get anything done without you and we're so glad to call you a team member and most importantly a friend."

rick said, as they all stood back up and went back to their seats.

"thank you guys, for everything. and thank you especially for making this a special christmas, the most special christmas ive ever had."

he squeezed my shoulder gently.

"youre part of the family now y/n, and we wouldnt want it any other way."

#25 days of christmas requests #x reader #ricky horror #imagines #one shots #im so far up miws ass

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zoeygreensimblr · 5 years ago

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Sad, Beautiful, Tragic (Episode 38)

"Before we go shopping today I want to make a stop at Forgotten Hollow, there's some people I want you to met" Angus tells me as we are leaving the apartment. I feel all my insecurities and social anxieties come bubbling up inside me.

"I'm not good at meeting new people" I fret to Angus.

"You'll be good with these people Zoey, they will love you as much as I do, it's the first time I've introduced them to a girlfriend too so it's kind of a big thing for me" He tells me.

Angus drives out of the city to Forgotten Hollow, pulling up out the front of the cemetery, I look at him confused but he doesn't say a word, he just gets out of the car and walks around to open my door, I climb out of the car and he takes my hand.

The cemetery is quiet, there's only us and another man visiting the graves. Angus leads us down the back of cemetery and stops in front of two graves, I read the names on the headstones and it becomes clear to me who I am meeting today, I let go of his hand and wrap my arms around him.

"Hey Mum and Dad, I want you to meet Zoey, the girl I've been telling you about, she's the sweetest girl I've ever met, she's become such a big part of my life, she calms me down when I get worked up and she always knows how to make me smile. You would love her too, she's like a beautiful ray of sunshine." Angus tells his parents as he sits down at the foot of the graves, knees pulled to his chest, arms wrapped around his legs. I sit myself on the grass beside him and put my arms around his waist.

"Hi Mr and Mrs McKenzie, it's an honour to meet you, you should be so proud of your son, he's become such an outstanding man and he treats me like a princess too. I love him more and more everyday. I know you are watching over him, Imogen too and I promise to take care of him for you" I vow to them, tears welling in my eyes.

"My Mum use to grow strawberries in our backyard when we lived in Newcrest, she would go out every morning to the garden and pick them from the vine and we would share them together for breakfast" Angus tells me, that's why he loves strawberries, they remind him of his mother.

"Tell me about your Dad, what special memory you have of him" I ask him, holding him tightly

"My Dad would take me to every Llamas game of the season, we would sit in the cheap seats together, he would drink a beer and he would buy me sugary snacks and we had the best days, even when the Llamas lost he would still make me feel like we had won, He was the best Dad and my Mum was such a sweet, beautiful soul and I miss them everyday Zoey" He breakdown in tears.

"Thank you for introducing me to your parents Angus, it means a lot to me that you did, they would be really proud of you baby" I say and he gives me a small smile.

"They would love you Zoey. They would see in you what Imogen and I see, that you are the woman I am going to spend the rest of my life with" He tells me, leaning in and kissing me softly.

"I'm going to go for a walk so you talk to your parents privately, I'm sure there's more you need to catch them up on." I tell him, hugging him tightly before I stand up

"Thank you Princess" He says to me.

I take a stroll through the graves, looking at the names and dates that they were born and when they died, it makes me saddest when I come across ones with short dates and the ones with sweet messages on tombstones. Angus comes and finds me 20 minutes later.

"Ready to go shopping Princess?" He asks me, I can see his eyes are red from crying but he feels better after talking to his parents

"Yes baby, do you want me to drive?" I offer, not because I want to but because I feel he needs me to, he hands me his keys and we walk hand in hand to his car. I don't want to ask him about his talk with his parents, if he wants to bring it up on his own he can but I won't push him.

I drive us to the Magnolia Promenade, pulling in to the furniture precinct. We look at the bedding place first because Angus believes it's the most important piece of furniture we will ever own. We lie on soft beds, hard beds, ones with different levels of firmness for each side.

"Do you like it hard or soft baby" Angus asks me, flashing that cheeky smile.

"I like it firm" I tell him and he sets out to find me the best firm mattress.

"Zo, come lay on this one" Angus calls out to me from across the store. I stretch myself out on the mattress he has found, it's firm but not too firm, it feels perfect, Angus lays down next to me, "What do you think Zoey?" He asks me

"Yep, this is the one for us" I confirm.

"Can I help you?" A snotty sales person asks us rudely.

"We are thinking we may take two of these mattresses and two timber bed frames" Angus tells her and she stares at us like we are germs she needs to clean away.

"The cheaper bedding is down the front, it may be more suited to your price range children" She says as if we are wasting her time.

"Pretty sure I said I'd take two of these and two timber bed frames." Angus tells her firmly

"Do you even realise how much these are?" Sales lady questions him, I look at the price tag behind me and am glad I'm laying down, it's more than what I'd make at The Cupcake Factory in a decade and he wants to buy two of them.

"Can I see your manager?" Angus asks snotty lady and she runs away but returns with a tall, older man who I assume is the manager, snotty lady smirking like she's won and he will kick us out of the store.

"What seems to be the problem sir" The manager asks Angus

"I want to buy two of these mattresses and two timber bed frames, I've asked your sales assistant here repeatedly and she insists on insulting me by implying I can not afford what I want. Does your employee often talk potential customers out of sales and insult them?" Angus asks, to his credit he is staying calm

"I'll put the sale through for you sir" The manager tells us, giving his employee a look of disgust

"Thank you, it's nice to see someone has good customer service skill in this place" Angus says, paying for our order and we watch the snotty sales lady's face drop, she knows she's in trouble with her manager, that's what she gets for being rude.

"Your order will be ready in about 3 weeks, I hope that's ok sir" The manager says as he hands Angus the receipt

"Awesome, thank you" Angus says, shaking his hand before adding, "You may need to retrain your staff member so she doesn't talk down to more of your customers"

We visited 5 more stores that day and placed orders for two lounges, bookcases and a dinning table with chairs.

"I have some money saved up from working, it's not a lot but I'd like buy some towels and bedding" I tell Angus as we are driving home.

"Save your money Princess, I've got it covered" He assures me

"Please" I beg him and he looks at me with the big, beautiful smile.

"Ok, you can get towels and bedding" He tells me, placing his hand on my leg as he drives us back into the city. We arrive back there mid afternoon, tired from a day of shopping. Imogen is in their lounge room, watching a movie alone, she jumps up when she sees us come up the stairs.

"I've been waiting for you, I have some big news to share" She tells us, throwing her arms around Angus and then me.

"We have news too" Angus says smiling

"You go first Gus" Imogen says as we take a seat on the lounge next to her

"I bought the house in Brindlton Bay" He tells her and she kisses him on the cheek

"That's awesome news, I'm so proud of you Gus, Mum and Dad would be too" She praises him, big smile on her face

"We move in in 4 weeks" Gus tells her

"I thought you said 6" I ask him

"I thought it would be 6 too but they wanted 4 so I agreed to it and forgot to tell you, sorry Princess" He apologises, kissing my hand, "What's your news big sis" He asks Imogen.

"Well it came as a bit of a surprise, so much so that I was in denial for about 2 weeks but I had it confirmed officially yesterday, Justin and I are pregnant" She announces to us and Angus wraps his arms around his sister.

"That's awesome news, I'm going to be an uncle" He cheers

"Uncle Gus" Imogen confirms

"Uncle Angus" He corrects her, "Calling me Gus stops at you, I don't want it being passed down to your children" He laughs

"And Aunty Zoey" Imogen says warmly to me, I feel like I'm really part of their little family

"Congratulations Imogen" I tell her, standing up to hug her.

"Thank you Zoey and who knows, maybe he or she might be blessed with a cousin around the same age" She jokes, knowing it will stir Angus up.

"Justin has siblings who have kids, yours already have plenty of cousins to play with" Angus tells her firmly

"Oh Gus you never know" She laughs and he looks at me with that worried expression, I place my hand on his shoulder to reassure him that that's a long way off.

"We saw Brian last night" He tells Imogen, in an attempt to change the subject

"Now there's a name I haven't heard for many years, How is he?" Imogen asks and I'm actually surprised that she doesn't show more anger towards Brian

"I didn't talk to the piece of shit" Angus scoffs

"You should, you two were best friends, it's a shame you can't get passed what happened and work it out. His family was a big help to me after Mum and Dad died, I'm sure Brian misses you too" She attempts to reason with him

"He slept with my girlfriend" Angus exclaims

"She treated you like shit Gus, if anything he did you a favour" She states

"I could never trust him again, not around Zoey" Angus shouts

"You can trust Zoey though" Imogen points out and I watch as he starts to soften

"I can trust you Zo, I know that, I know you wouldn't cheat on me" He tells me and I kiss his cheek

"I wouldn't do anything to lose you, it would hurt me too much" I confirm to Angus

"So I think you can build that bridge with Brian" Imogen tells him

"You're so pushy" Angus laughs, "I think he has a thing for Tess, he was chatting her up at The Stargazer last night"

"Well thats good, you two can double date" Imogen suggests and Angus screws his nose up at the thought of having to be around Brian for a night.

"Tess has just broken up with Declan, I doubt she's looking for her next victim yet" I reassure him.

"I wouldn't be so sure of that Zoey" Angus says smiling as if he knows something I don't.

"Why's that?" I question him

"I received a text from Annabelle this morning, apparently your sister went home with Brian last night" He laughs and I'm floored, I know Tess, she wouldn't just go home with a guy but then again, she had a boyfriend for 4 years.

"Im sure he just drove her back to my place" I defend my sister in her absence

"Maybe Annabelle got it wrong" Angus says.

Tess would of texted me if she had gone home with Brian, I'm sure of it.

#sims #the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 forgotten hollow #sims 4 city living #sims 4 san myshuno #sims 4 pregnancy #sims 4 love #sims4stories #sims 4 story #sims 4 simblr #taylor swift

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mychemicalimagines · 6 years ago

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The Walking Marauders (1) Remus Lupin

No Magic. As soon as the dead starting walking, Melissa Potter just wanted to find her family. After waking up from a coma she finds herself in the world of the undead. She goes into the city and finds Remus Lupin. How will they go on in this world? Will they fight together or fight each other?? Please read everything before the cut below.

As stated before this is a Walking Dead AU. I’m basic going the way the tv show did. A few things will definitely be different like Just putting in the Marauders instead of the Grimes and co. I will keep some people from the Walking Dead to have more people in the story. You don’t have to watch the show to read this. Characters from Harry Potter will be completely different then they are in the series and other fics written about them. The Marauders did not meet while in school. They become best friends from being in the apocalypse. THE WALKING DEAD AND HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS AND EPISODES DO NOT BELONG TO ME. If no one likes this series after reading the first couple chapters I can write the other concept you have voted for. If people do like this I will continue to write. Please comment and let me know what you think. If i get no feed back I will not continue.

Taglist: @itshelaodinsdottirbitch @iluvharrypotter172 @rosesarestriped

Series Warnings: Cussing, violence, blood. Slow Burn Romance

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I look around an empty room. Confused of what has happened and how long I’ve been here. The last thing I remember was doing my job. I’m a Sheriffs Deputy for the Hogwarts County Police Department and my partner Sirius Black and I were chasing down a couple of men who robbed a bank.

Flash Back

I look over at my partner Sirius as he tries to make a funny joke to cheer me up. “Two Hungarian Horntails walk into a pub. The first one says, “Sure is hot in here.” The second one snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” He says laughing to himself. I giggle quietly and say, “Sirius, that’s it. You’re not allowed to watch anymore of those stupid dragon movies.” “I’m sorry darling,” He smiles looking over at me, “I’m just trying to take your mind off whats his face.” “His name was Serverus and Its okay. We broke up officially last night. He was way into his science projects. He’s trying to make a medication that will make sure you can never tell a lie. We all know that will never happen.” I sigh to myself looking out the window. “How long were you guys together?” Sirius asks taking a bite out of his burger. “We were together for about 9 and half months.” I say grabbing a french fry. “You know I have this friend-” He goes to say. “No you are not setting me up again. Last time you did that-” I go to say but the radio cuts me off. “All available units, high speed pursuit in progress Hogwarts County units request local assistance. Highway 18 south GTAAD W217 243. Proceed with extreme caution. Suspects are two male Caucasians. Be advised. They have fired on police officers. One officer is wounded.” The radio transmits. I put my car in drive and I turn the car around quickly as Sirius throws the trash in a garbage can as I turn. “Unit 1 is now on route,” Sirius says as we drive on the highway toward the car in questioned. As soon as we get far down the road the guys are driving on we get out of the car and put down barbed wire so it will pop their tires. We drive a little bit down and open the doors to hide behind. Sirius and I look at each other and nod. I grab my Colt Python and he grabs his shot gun and we stand waiting there for the car to drive down. 3 minutes later we see the car speeding toward us. They did as suspected and drive right over the barbed wire and their tire pops and they swerve off the road and flip down the side of the road. I walk around my car and walk slowly toward them. They climb out of the car and start shooting at us. We shoot back and the driver falls down due to a shot from me and Sirius takes care of the passenger.I turn to Sirius and smile. “Why does everyone always think we can never hand-” What Sirius and I did not see was a 3rd passenger in the car. He climbed out and sees Sirius and I talking. He grabbed his shotgun and shots me in the back, under my arm. The bullet went side ways and came out the front of my chest. Right where my bullet proof vest is not covering me. Sirius grabs his gun and shoots the man in the chest once and the man falls. Sirius calls for an ambulance and puts pressure on my chest. I don’t hear a word he is saying but I know he is talking. My eyes get blurry and I lose consciousnesses.

Flash Back Over

I look around the room once again and I can tell I’m in a hospital room that hasn’t been taken care of in a long time. “Hello?” I try to call out but my throat is too dry. “Hello,” I try again. Nothing. I stand up but fall straight down to the floor. So I have been here awhile if my legs aren’t working. I use the bed to help myself up and I look down at myself. I’m wearing a sweat old hospital gown and some underwear I don’t think are mine. I walk slowly into the hallway. There lights hanging off the ceiling and blood all over the walls. I start walking slowly down the hall and look around. Bodies, everywhere. Some half gone, some torn apart. I reach the end of the hall when I see double doors. They are locked with a huge padlock and chains. It says Don’t Open Dead Inside. Something happened while I was asleep. I had to have been asleep. How long was I asleep. I find an exit and walk outside. All I see is bodies in tarps and in trucks. I walk slowly up a hill until I find a car. I look for keys and try to start it. It starts right up and I drive straight to my house and I open up the door and there is a gun right in my face. “Whoa,” I say. “What is going on?” “Is that a bite?” He snaps. “What are you talking about?” I ask “You’re wound. Is it a bite?” The man asks again. “No I was shot. What do you mean a bite?” I ask. He puts the gun down and looks at me, “Gunshot?” “Yes. Now let me in. This is my house.” I glare at him. He turns and looks at a picture of me and my twin brother on my wall. He backs up and I walk straight inside and he closes the door. “You have no idea whats going on do you?” He asks. “No. I woke up in the hospital this morning.” I say sitting down on my couch. He explains everything. People coming back from the dead and eating other people. He calls them walkers. A Little boy runs up to us. “Dad, who is this?” He asks looking at me. “This is the woman who owns this house.” He looks at me. “My names Melissa.” I say, “Whats your name?” “Neville!” He says smiling at me. “I’m Frank my wife Alice is upstairs, sleeping. She takes the night shift watching out for walkers.” Frank says sitting down putting his gun on the counter. We talk all night until Neville looks at me, “What did you do before all this Miss Melissa?” “I was a Sheriffs Deputy. I caught bad guys.” I smile at him “I found some of your uniforms upstairs,” Frank says. “I thought it was for the male in the pictures.” “No thats my brother James. He was a teacher in the next town over. I gotta find him and his family.” I say. “Tomorrow, I’ll take you and your family to the police station. They usually have guns hidden in the place.” The next day that’s what we did. The station has its own pilot light so we all took a hot shower. I also gave them some guns that were here so they could defend themselves. I’m wearing one of my uniforms. Hopefully someone notices it and believes me. I look at Frank, Alice and Neville. “Thank you for all of your help. Maybe we’ll see each other again.” I put my hand out to Frank. “Maybe. Remember go for the brain” He smiles and shakes my hand. I wave to the others and I get into my police car that was parked at the station and I drive toward the city. Hours later, I run out of gas so I have to walk. I grab the bag of guns I grabbed from the station and walk. I find a horse at someones house. I turn when i hear growling behind me. An older gentlemen is limping toward me, bloody and has the white glazed over eyes. Yep walker. I see a baseball bat in the yard and I grab it. I walk toward the walker. “Sorry sir,” I swing the bat as hard as I can and hit him right in the head. He falls to the ground with a thud but he growls a bit more and tries to crawl. I swing the bat down crack him in the head once again. That killed it. I turn toward the horse and walk toward him. He tries to get away but I start petting his head. “It’s okay. I won’t hurt you,” I whisper petting him. He realizes I’m not a walker and I put his saddle on him and I climb on. The horse and I walk for another couple hours until we get to the city. Its quiet and I look around. We walk further down and go to make a left turn but there is at least a hundred walkers standing there. The horse nays and jumps up and turns. All the walks turn toward us and start walking. They smell and hear us. The horse runs back the way we came from. We get down the road but another group get in front of us and the horse jumps up again and I fall off. “No!” I say landing on the ground. I look around for some cover. I see a tank and I crawl toward it making sure I have my bag of guns. I get under it. Walks follow me and tries to grab me but I kick them in the face. I look up and see a hatch. I open it and climb in. I close the hatch and I sit next to a dead man. Well I think hes dead. I see a grenade in hand and I reach for it. The man opens his eyes and looks toward me and growls. I pull my gun out and put it under his chin and shoots. The sound disorients me and I can’t think. I hold my head. Ow. Very very bad idea. After a few minutes it goes away and I sit in the tank. What am i going to do? I need to get out of here but not with all them walks out there. Suddenly I hear a voice over the radio. “Hey dumbass. Yeah you. In the tank. You cozy in there?” The voice asks. I crawl over to the radio, “Hello?” “You cozy, or would you like to get out. I can help you.” He says. “Please help. I need out of here.�� I plead. “I’ll help you but you have to hurry. Most of the walkers at having a feeding frenzy at the horse. Go out the top and go left. There’s less walkers there. I’ll cover you from where I’m at. Theres an ally as soon as you get off. Go down it and theres a fire escape there. I’ll meet you there! Hurry.” He says quickly. I drop the radio and I grab the bag of guns and I open the top hatch. I crawl to the left like he says and I run. I don’t stop until I almost run into a man. “Not dead! Not dead! Whoa. You’re female. Forget it. Follow me.” He climbs the ladder and I follow behind him. We get to the roof and he turns to me. “What were you thinking coming into town on a horse?” He asks. “I’ve been in a coma for months apparently. I was told to come into the city because the man didn’t know if it was over run yet.” I say out of breath. “Well you were smart not to use your gun,” He says. “I’m Remus.” “Melissa. Nice to meet you.” I put my hand out. He shakes it and we catch our breaths from the running. I take a look at him. Wow he is very handsome. Maybe he will help me find my family. “Come on I’ll introduce you to some of my group.” He says nodding toward a door. “Thank you.” I say following him. He walk down a hallway until we see a couple people. A woman turns and sees us. “Remus. Is this the dumbass who brought the horde over to us,” She asks glaring at me. “Relax Andrea-” I take off my Sheriffs Deputy’s hat and my long hair falls down, “I’m sorry ma’am. I didn’t know the city was full of them. I’ve been in a coma for awhile and Just woke up yesterday.” Her eyes get wide when she sees I’m a woman and a Sheriffs Deputy. “Are you really a cop?” She asks. “Yes ma’am. Over in Hogwarts County.” I admit. “You lead the walkers right to our vehicle!” She snaps. “i’m sorry.” I say looking away. “Andrea stop. Well figure out a way out of this.” Remus says to her. She rolls her eyes and walks away from me. I look out the door. “Wait. Someone told me that the walkers can’t tell the difference between us but our smell right?” I say “I guess so. They smell dead, we don’t” Remus says confused a little bit. I walk straight to the back door Remus and I were near. I grab a hatchet from the ground and I walk out the door. “Where are you going?” Remus whispers after me. I see a couple walkers and I bring the hatchet it down on one of there heads. He falls dead. I turn to Remus. “We gotta make it so they can’t smell us,” I smirk at him. All his friends run out to us. “We have a problem. Theres walkers everywhere near the car and the front door. They’re close to breaking in.” Andrea says toward us. “Do we have any ponchos or tarps?” I ask kneeling down next to the dead walker. “Yeah here.” A man says handing me some ponchos that were in his bag. “Remus wanna help me?” I ask holding out a poncho. “Oh god. You’re not doing what I think what you’re doing.” he says as i put the poncho on. “Yep.” I say swinging the hatchet up and back down onto the walkers chest. Blood flies everywhere. Remus gags a little but puts the poncho on. We cover ourselves in the blood and guts as everyone gives us weird looks. I turn to Andrea. “Get everyone to the door toward the other side of the building. We’ll get the van over there.” I say standing up putting my hat back on. I hand the gentleman my bag of guns. It fully closed so they don’t know whats in it. “Who put you in charge?” She asks. “Me when I came up with a plan and you didn’t” I say and i look at Remus. “Ready?” He nods and we walk down the ally way, passing a bunch of walkers slowly. Walkers look at us and keep walking. Remus smiles over at me and we make it to the van. Remus gets in the drivers seat after taking off his poncho. I take mine off and I get in the back. Remus drives over to the ally I talked about and everyone gets in. We start driving past walkers making it our safe. “Thanks for helping us back there. I’m Arthur.” the gentlemen from before says putting his hand out. “Melissa. Nice to meet you” I say shaking his hand. He hands me my bag back and there was also one more female and male with them. Theres Jackie and Michael. Another hour later we will up to a camp sight in the mountains and everyone but me gets out. I sigh to myself. I have to find my family. I hear Arthur talking to someone and then I hear, “Walker Girl. Come on out.” I step out of the van and walk forward. “This is my wife, Molly. Molly this is-” “Aunt Mel!!” I hear someone yell. I turn and I see Harry run toward me. “Harry” I whisper and kneel. He runs straight into my arms and I fall backward holding him. “I was searching everywhere for you,” I whisper. “I missed you!” He whispers back. I stand up with him in my arms. I look up and see James and Lily looking toward me with shocked looks on their faces. I put Harry down and I run toward them. “James!” I yell. “Mel!” He yells. I jump into his arms. I wrap my legs and arms around him. I’m finally with my brother. He hugs me tightly to him. I drop my legs to the ground pulling from the hug. “I can’t believe you’re here.” He whispers. I wipe my eyes not realizing I was crying. This was the longest I’ve been away from my Twin brother. We were always side by side. The longest we were apart was when he had his honeymoon. I turn to Lily and smile. “Hey Lil.” She smiles and wipes her eyes. “Move James. Its my turn,” She lightly pushes him and hugs me. We pull away from the hug and giggle. I turn around and look for Remus. He’s watching us with a smile on his face. “Thank you,” I mouth. All he does is smile at me. I turn back to my family and I look down at Harry and smile. I found them.

Thank you for reading. Like I said above please comment or message me letting me know what you think. If no one likes it, I won’t continue to write it. I can write the other concept.

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mommydragon-of-all · 6 years ago

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OC Interview Meme

This looks fun. Also some answers drastically differ depending on around what time this "interview” takes place. So i got thinking and since I was tagged by@sakurabunnie who’s getting to know my pre-inquisition Soren, i choose to time this before Inquisition. Then i was tagged by dear @hadiden-lavellan too, but by then i was halfway through his post, and hey why not, some looking back :) Thank you both!!!! :3333

For Soren (Lavellan):

1. What is your name?

“A lot of people have called me by a lot of names. You can call me Soren.”

2. What is your real name?

“It is actually Soren. Yep, just Soren. I lost my original belonging and i didnt take any of my families surnames. Not permanently nor in any way official.”

3. Do you know why you were called that?

“Oh well, my parents wanted a pair of short and strong names that ring together, even if they had to get a bit creative. Also, as i learned, a pair of names that can be lilted and growled equally well haha “

4. Are you single or taken?

“i am free like a bird. Does your nest have some extra space on a cold night by the way?”

5. Have any abilities or powers?

“Im a highly trained assassin, among … other things. If you ever get in trouble… *slides over a strange little object* flash this around the shady parts of any city. They will take care of the rest. But for your lives sake, do not try to lie”

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

“ I dont think i ever used that alias… “

7. What’s your eye color?

“Oohhh you are welcome to gaze into them closer, yes ;) no low light excuses, they have their own, so just lean over… “

8. How about your hair color?

“ Oh yes that is harder to tell in different lights. Its dark red, like good wine or blood from the liver .”

9. Have you any family members?

“ I have tons. If you meant blood relation… other than my twin sister i have some distant family. Literally distant even, like few and far between, out in the world. Some of us exchange awesome birthday gifts some years though, regardless of the exact date. Who has time to time that. “

(Scattered by the wind, but firmly standing like the trees)

10. Oh? What about pets?

“ Sadly animals are deadly afraid of me. It takes just a sniff to run for dear life… Even predators… it takes a special blend of proud and crazy to befriend me it seems. I would kill for such treasures. Like that Hart i once fought for an apple in that deep forest and lately rode to far destinations… i think it starts to get even attached!!! If he sticks around im gonna call him Captain. But remember, Dont go close to him! For your dear life, please dont. He is easy to recognize. Big as a mountain and looks like “Oh, Shit”. “

(’Where to, Captain?’)

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

“ Those things are about to change. Or drop in numbers significantly in the world. Just wait. …as truly as i want to mean that, unfortunately some things never change. Like the darkness in people, festering hearts. There will always be things like betrayal, prejudice, hatred, discrimination, envy, greed, cruelty,... i could go on. People who mostly keep themselves above those shades of their nature are all worth to be protected.“

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

“ Oh there are so many awesome things in the world and so many exciting things to do! I cant even count them. Like there’s hunting dragons for one! Speaking of hunting, there is also treasure hunt and demon hunt and manhunt and wyvernhunt and countless others, the bigger and meaner the better! But then theres also MAGIC! Do you have any idea how awesome that is? Everything magic and everything it touched. Putting together and using magic objects for so many things! And spells??? Potions, lotions, weapons... And there are also PEOPLE! The most magical thing is the warm light in ones heart. And they are so various and unique! There are different languages and codes and symbols and oh the stories! And dance and music and pleasures and laughing and caring and helping and…. oh … haha… im sorry, are you awake? Please ask away. “

(’Ah, what a beautiful day!’)

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

“ I think you snoozed off and forgot about my profession already. :) “

14. Ever… killed anyone before?

“ Hahaha oh these sharp and pointy things and stuff arent for chopping and cooking vegetables either.”

15. What kind of animal are you?

“Pfffft i am my own species! Hehe! A unique hybrid i guess! But definitely a big animal, yes. Sis’ won that argument long ago, so there you have the answer. “

16. Name your worst habits.

“Hmm? What?” (*Muffs out with one of the interviewers -already leafed through-notebooks between his sharp teeth, booth on table...*) Hey! That is… how did you… *sigh*... nevermind

(exhibit 99: ‘”I’ll go straight there!”)

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“My sister, definitely. She is the best. She is indestructible in every way i swear! Gotta be the strongest person alive. She is also really cool. But hot. I mean explosive! Not that shes not hot, technically... she is my female version after all haha. And caring for me with great big sister love (*mumble*:even if i am like 5 minutes older), but dont spread that ;) Might harm her notoriety. I also look up to several of my tutors and many other people for many different reasons. People can be so many kinds of amazing.”

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

“You can not expect me to label my interests in a world full of so many differently beautiful people with warm hearts.”

19. Do you go to school?

“Yes. Life. 24/7. Got less intense since i learned how to survive and sustain myself, and grew a strong body to back up my needs and will, but there are always new things to learn and lessons you never asked for too. I had some actual teachers along the way too, but lately mostly i just teach myself what i dont just encounter by diving into new things. Which is not only fun by the way, you are bound to learn a few things. Then there are books, theories, researching, digging, honing instincts and reflexes, combining and refining techniques or theories, trial and error... Life is a bottomless school “

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

“Wow, wow, you mean like.. babies? Sweet Fade, i wouldnt dare breathe their way, they are so fragile... little young PEOPLE, persons who arrived so recently and understand so little and cant even tell whats up just cry and i cant understand them, i understand every language but i can not understand babies for my life and ... and... thats terrifying! And do you have any idea how EASY it is to kill someone? And then there is that small bundle of vulnerability, my proximity could be lethal to it! And .... *sigh*... sorry just... It all would depend on that special person i might find who would want to keep me for life, for better or worse, and if they wanted kids... even if babies, i would be on board. I would do anything for that special someone. Even learn baby care... Bigger kids, well, i already have :D . In good care. If any of them were to be taken under my constant and indirect care, would depend on a lot of things. Right now they are much safer otherwise.”

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

“Most certainly ;D.But none of them know much about me, of course. With that comes a transformation of those feelings”

22. What are you most afraid of?

‘Im not afraid of ANYTHING!” *eyes instantly betraying* ��Fine, fine, gotta be loss. Ironic, isnt it, for i have but what is on my person. Replaceable come and goes. Im mostly afraid of losses that arent even really “mine”, but others. Loved ones or even barely known ones loosing their lives or their light. Loosing my sister, myself, my heart... that is all i am. The only thing i cannot live without is my heart, i AM my heart, and loosing pieces of it or have it broken or freezing through a hole... I hate how selfish that is. But yeah. There you go. I still tend to leave pieces of it everywhere, and it only grows with that, funny how that works, but it also tends to get wounded on every turn. I fear the numbing cold. I fear the day when i cant hold it together and go on anymore.”

(from “When you are away”)

23. What do you usually wear?

“What you see is my whole wardrobe, hahah. But i shift and change to blend in from the dirt of Orzammar’s dust town to the shining halls of Orlesian palaces. Its fun. What i like to wear mostly are well covering clothes, that allow a great scale of mobility, but not baggy to catch on things. Made of high quality materials only. My clothes MUST be of great quality materials, more for comfort than durability. Heightened overall senses arent always fun. Oh and for outer wear i like leather, especially dragonskin stuff for light armor, and long boots are the only footwear i acknowledge, some with high heels, and a matching pair of long gloves from soft fine leather are necessary too. Long coats from mostly leather and all the necessary leather straps and harnesses and pouches and belt too of course. If it counts, all my current favorite necklaces with magical pendants and bracelets are a constant wear too. It also doesnt hurt if my clothes look great. But fine materials tailored to my body and my needs usually bring that effect without further touches.”

(*his gear gotta let his smooth ass move*)

24. Do you love someone?

“I love all good people. ...and some others”

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

"Bahahahhahaa now thats some blunt question! It deserves to be answered truthfully. I wish i could say when i was a baby, but truth is i think it happened a few times during the wilder rides of intense poison training with blood magic assistance, but im not really sure, i was barely conscious through those parts from pain and all kinds of nasty sensations, i came to my senses naked and tucked in after them. I never do extreme limit pushing training alone. There were also times when i was subject to some blood spells and experiments unwilling too. I have some suspicious blurry memories that i have made all sorts of messes. Egh. Lets move on to more fun questions”

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

“Perfect!”

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

“I live outside of such systems. But i took part in every class during my life, thanks to current families or goals.”

28. How many friends do you have?

“Plenty, but one cant have too many. Helping each other goes a long way. I tend to make some friends everywhere i go, but i have few close friends. The closest one is my sis’. She knows me more than i know myself, and she is always there for me, at any cost.”

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

“Pie? One of the most fun cakes. It was invented for throwing i swear!”

30. Favourite drink?

“Hmmmm... old, red wine, hot and seasoned, spiced with a nice kick of that special antivan poison blend. I dont recommend you trying it, but you dont know what you’re missing out.”

31. What’s your favourite place?

“Wherever i am welcome.”

(*one favorite place example. It is not Where, it is Who*)

32. Are you interested in someone?

“I am interested in everyone. Are you fishing for some special interest?”

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

“Hahahha oh you never disappoint! Well, it was a long time ago when i last i wore a bra, back when i could still pull off the young girl appearance, to get in paces and so on. I always made sure to have a proportional but quite evident bosom. Oh it was such fun, my long hair helped too, and i dished out that act spot on! Like that time in Val Royeaux, when the heads i turned waltzing in as part of a rich antivan court were spinning all around in frantic search in the chaos, while i walked right out as a male servant. Oh sorry, i got distracted. You also asked about my “willy” if i recall correctly. If you would like to measure it so badly we can discuss that later ;) “

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

“Hmmm.... whichever promises more sunk treasures and secrets. Some lakes hide quite the surprises let me tell you.”

(’Looks like a perfect place for some diving..’)

35. What’s your type?

“My type of what, exactly, dear? ;)”

36. Any fetishes?

“I am very flexible in many ways, let me tell you, in case you are planning to bend me to your will. And if id have some suggestions, well, let it remain a little mystery for now ;p”

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?

“Depends. What would you like me to be?”

38. Camping or indoors?

“Nothing beats a warm bed and a well secured resting place. Especially with my... condition, and experiences”

39. Are you wanting the interview to end?

“Are you kidding me? You have such awkward, uncomfortable questions... Let me get a new round of drinks for us and lets do this till morning!” “What do you mean new round... when did this cup of hot wine get here? It has my name on it??? What the... I better go i think.”

40. Now it’s over!

“What? Oh come on, we just got to some really “embarrassing” parts! Talking about “embarrassing”, would you like to hear the story of my encounter with this qounari dreadnought captain and ended up on board to Ostwick? Maybe you can tell me some stories yourself too in exchange..” *puppy eyes+shining grin combo* “Well, im not exactly in a hurry...” “Excellent!” *shifts closer and pours more wine*

I tag @quizzikemen @pelle-lavellan @hadiden-lavellan @sakurabunnie @elalavella @nipuni and everyone who wants to do it! For those who already did this consider this a tag for another OC! Gotta love them all :D (if you feel like doing it. I always feel like reading it)

#finally i got around to finish this post #soren lavellan #oc meme #dragon age inquisition #dual wield assassin #male lavellan #screenshots

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#video - 716 posts

#kitty - 385 posts

#watch later - 290 posts

#animals - 211 posts

#tiktok - 151 posts

#dog - 117 posts

#comic - 114 posts

#horimiya - 97 posts

#sk8 the infinity - 83 posts

#omg - 78 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#and even better its corporates fault because your supervisor has to make these unstable schedules because they were given scraps to work w/

My Top Posts in 2021

So either I'm really dense and just fail to pick up on these things or did the anime just kinda glossed over this (i hear its rushing through so maybe the manga was clearer) but...When the heck did Miyamura and Hori officially start dating? Was there an official moment or did these 2 goofs just fall into it and just went yep this is just how it is???

8 notes • Posted 2021-02-21 12:05:35 GMT

I decided to rewatch Winx Club because I'm feeling nostaligic and screw the live action show. I've only watched the 4kids version and it was my jam growing up but I'm giving the newer dub a chance so I can experience the show uncensored. Let me tell you what, I miss the voice actors from the 4kids dub and if it wasn't for me wanting to see it uncensored I'd be watching it right now.

8 notes • Posted 2021-02-01 03:03:46 GMT

I'm super proud of myself right now! I was doing a quick Hades run before bed and not only did I finally beat Alecto and make it to Elysium for tbe 1st time, I made it ALL THE EAY TO HADES!!! On my 1st run tonight!

I almost had him too! But I didn't know he got a second wind and I used both of my death defiances on him but like still that was good for my 1st time fighting him!

15 notes • Posted 2021-01-18 04:44:49 GMT

Was anyone else irritated that they call ADAM getting off a skateboard and slamming it into someones face a "technique"? Because sir thats not some move you can name that's just attempted homicide

35 notes • Posted 2021-03-27 23:28:22 GMT

One of my favorite details in boyfriend dungeon is that when you have Pocket equipped you can see little paw prints trailing you when you run

54 notes • Posted 2021-09-08 08:35:50 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #My top 5 posts had a lil variety at least lol

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edwardnashtons · 7 years ago

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tagged by @jeffreycombs. tag 20 peeps

last

1. drink - orange and tangerine juice

2. phone call - it was a random number from Cheshire, maybe the prison? idk

3. text message - to my friend Laura

4. song you listened to - ‘Flowers in Your Hair’ by The Lumineers.

5. time you cried - November 8th, 2016

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - uh.... no, i can’t say i regret it in the long term. it was an experience.

8. been cheated on - nope

9. lost someone special - my dog this month. i’ve lost people less recently.

10. been depressed - yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - nope

fave colours

12. blue

13. green

14. purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yep

16. fallen out of love - yep

17. laughed until you cried - yep

18. found out someone was talking about you - yep

19. met someone who changed you - yep

20. found out who your friends are - yep

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - nope

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - there’s a few i haven’t met in person

23. do you have any pets - one dog now and three cats. Sasha the cat is mine.

24. do you want to change your name - i’m fine for now

25. what did you do for your last birthday - dinner with friends at an all you can eat hibachi. i had two plates, a salad with a ton of avacado, and green tea ice cream with whipped cream. then i went home and ate cake, and drank Korbel champagne.

26. what time did you wake up today - i woke up at 3:51 and then some time again between that and when my alarm went off at 7:00

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - trying to sleep. i might have succeeded.

28. what is something you cant wait for - a wife (listen i know this requires commitment i’d just like to get started please)

30. what are you listening to right now - I’m not, but ‘Don’t Leave’ by Snakehips & MØ

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes, unfortunately (i have a sordid fucking history with ‘Tom’s, don’t even ask)

32. something thats getting on your nerves - thinking about Tom. capitalism.

33. most visited website - tumblr

34. hair colour - dark brown, i have some highlights

35. long or short hair - medium

36. do you have a crush on someone - at the moment it’s the girl sitting next to me

37. what do you like about yourself - my freckles, my eyes

38. want any piercings? - yeah i’d like to get my ear pierced again and a few more because the hole closed

39. blood type - o positive. why, you need some?

40. nicknames - freckles, anna banana

41. relationship status - single (looking?)

42. zodiac - aquarius

43. pronouns - i don’t care but if i’m being honest she / her is best to get my attention

44. fave tv shows - star trek, gotham, the gifted, black lightning

45. tattoos - none

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - yes

48. piercings - yes but i haven’t worn any in... over a year

49. sport - lacrosse

50. vacation - maybe florida for spring break? not sure

51. trainers - like the shoes? yeah i have asics sneakers

more general

52. eating - coffee? (right now. i have a blueberry muffin for later)

53. drinking - coffee lol

54. i’m about to watch - my screen as i write my fic

55. waiting for - this class to end

56. want - silence.

57. get married - please. it doesn’t even have to be official i just want the ideals of it

58. career - expert witness

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - doesn’t matter. you’re still no match for me.

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - troublemaker, except when i’m tired of that and prefer to hesitate for a while for some down time

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - nope

67. drank hard liquor - yep

68. lost glasses - nope

69. turned someone down - nope (gotta work on that)

70. sex on first date - nope

71. broken someones heart - couldn’t say for sure

72. had your heart broken - nope

73. been arrested - nope

74. cried when someone died - yep

75. fallen for a friend - yep

do you believe in

76. yourself - no

77. miracles - no

78. love at first sight - no

79. santa clause - no

80. kiss on a first date - sure

81. angels - no, unless you’re talking about Victoria Secret

other

82. best friend’s name - Laura

83. eye colour - blue and gold

84. fave movie - this is hard, um. i’m gonna say brokeback mountain cause that came to mind first.

85. fave actor - cory michael smith

#about me #personal #tag game

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beauty-grace-outer-space · 7 years ago

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Tagged by @spockswhales <3

85 Things About Me:

1. last drink: Diet coke

2. last phone call: My oldest friend

3. last text message: “If you just realized a repressed memory, clap your hands!”

4. last song you listened to: Wicked Game cover by London Grammar.

5. time you cried: Yesterday.

6. dated someone twice? No

7. kissed someone and regretted it? Big Yes

8. been cheated on? Umm.... not officially, but kinda.

9. lost someone special? Yes

10. been depressed? Yep

11. gotten drunk and thrown up? No

favorite colors

12. Blue

13. Red

14. Purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? Yeah

16. fallen out of love? No

17. laughed until you cried? yeah

18. found out someone was talking about you? Yes

19. met someone who changed you? yes

20. found out who your friends are? Yes

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? No

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? All but 2 who live internationally.

23. do you have any pets? yes

24. do you want to change your name? no

25. what did you do for your last birthday? Went to the fair with my mom day of, then shipped out for London day after.

26. what time did you wake up today? 8:07am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? talking to @radioexcelsis and watching Gilmore Girls.

28. what is something you cant wait for? Fall trip to Europe.

30. what are you listening to right now? Alternative covers (music artists singing songs that aren’t theirs)

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? yes

32. something thats getting on your nerves? *internal screaming over my asexuality*

33. most visited website: tumblr

34. hair color: dark brown

35. long or short hair: on me? long. on others? Whatever.

36. do you have a crush on someone: no (I have a fan crush on gal gadot, though?)

37. what do you like about yourself: I sing.

38. want any piercings? No more than I already have.

39. blood type: No idea

40. nicknames: Angst Monarch (thanks @radioexcelsis)

41. relationship status: single

42. zodiac: Virgo/Libra cusp.

43. pronouns: she/her

44. fave tv shows: Star Trek TOS, Gilmore Girls, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Friends, The Path, Galavant, etc etc etc.

45. tattoos: Want several. Will actually get zero.

46. right or left handed: Right handed

47. ever had surgery: no.

48. piercings: ears

49. sport: used to play soccer, currently kickbox.

50. vacation: I go to a shakespeare theater festival every year with my mom, and I’ll be going to Florida, New York, London, Scotland, and possibly California this year.

51. trainers: shoes? Yes. I use them to do the running of the 5ks and such.

more general

52. eating: I have to start eating healthier, but hey I’m still losing weight and gaining muscle so yay? Find protein and eat it, kids.

54. im about to watch: Tonight I have grand plans to watch the new episodes of The Path.

55. waiting for: work to be over so I can go home and continue purging my possessions and also do my taxes.

56. want: to be happy and healthy and financially stable.

57. get married: want to, but no prospects, and no idea what attraction even is so uh. hey.

58. career: used to want to be an actress. Still do. Still might. But for now I’m perfectly happy at my job... coming up on four years here, and starting to travel, so I’m happy. Plus I joined a choir so I’m singing again...

which is better?

59. hugs or kisses: hugs

60. lips or eyes: eyes

61. shorter or taller: I’m tall. 5′ 8″.

62. older or younger: older are more stable and have great life lessons, younger are so vibrant and fun to talk to and I like imparting wisdom and being mom. OH WAIT YOU MEANT ROMANTICALLY. Um... older.

63. nice arms or stomach: mmmmmm I don’t know? *blinks*

64. hookup or relationship: relationship

65. hesitant or troublemaker: both

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: yes

67. drank hard liquor: yes

68. lost glasses: I don’t wear them, but sunglasses, yes, I’ve drowned many a pair fishing or swimming.

69. turned someone down: yes

70. sex on first date: no

71. broken someones heart: yes

72. had your heart broken: yes

73. been arrested: no

74. cried when someone died: yes

75. fallen for a friend: yes?

do you believe in

76. yourself: what

77. miracles: um

78. love at first sight: no

79. santa claus: HE’S REAL! (no).

80. kiss on a first date: nope.

81. angels: ehhhhhh

other

82 best friend’s name: secret

83.eye colour: brown

84. fave movie: so many options... LoTR, Beauty and the Beast, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Pride and Prejudice (2005), The Karate Kid (original), The King’s Speech, Wayne’s World, etc etc.

85. fave actor: will not say for fear.

#it speaks #not trek

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