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[ha-youwish]

is it just me or does tumblr say that the twewy tag is trending at the bottom

[jack-daww]

I will now add information for my (unwritten) Dracula highschool AU under the tag "dracula AU rambles".

Please send me asks or reply to any of the posts tagged with that tag to get information!

You can ask about setting, specific characters or relationships, or just random facts!

I enjoy sharing my ideas :D

[onsunnyside]

LMAO IM SORRY AB THIS !!! i was really fcking hörny that time. and i forgot i sent you that vile spicy link. honestly watching it back... sick and twisted. but also?! steeb's secret recipe for treats he gave r all the time?! she might want the raw ingredients instead.

-gg

going back in my inbox and finding this 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ i actually forgot about that spicy video

[sunny-jumpscare]

I’m gonna start doing a count of times my tags were so long they had to be divided into two posts: 2

[underground-monarch]

oh yeah should probably say now: i don't tag with "spoilers" bc i never know how long after upload it still counts as spoilers, so I'm just tagging Limited Life stuff with "limited life smp" and if you don't want to see spoilers then you can either block that tag or unfollow me /info

[syn4k]

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you're welcome

[kvothes]

so true

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[the-fabled-void]

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[chronotopes]

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[ode-2-joy]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.