#<- kind of I guess

[anishenanigans]

Mei's development in S5 has not been talked about nearly enough......... not up for writing a proper analysis rn because it's been a long day, but I am very very excited for the direction her character arc is going

[echotunes]

youtube did you need to put a hugemassive calamidade spoiler on my recommended page. did you really. was this necessary

[razor-ramons-thighs]

Something I really need to do is start acting writing down lore and facts about my wrestling ocs instead of just keeping it in my head and randomly stating facts

[therhythmafterthesummer]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwfRxk9oo3_/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (not nsfw but suggestive I guess. Innuendo I guess idk)

okay but like Minho and Kitten. But both of them. Cause I feel like they both enjoy lazy sex. Thoughts?

link

mawhahahahha. this is really funny to me. they probably have the ""argument"" of "you go on top" "no, you go on top" frequently, especially if they're meeting late at night (imagine before they move in together, like, if minho drove to kitten's place late at night or vice versa). until one of them groans and suggests "okay, let's just spoon and do it that way" lololol

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[straightlightyagami]

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[bloodtwin]

@silvertiefling sent:

*TIES UP, BALL GAGS, THROWS IN TRASH*

[e-von-dahl]

I need your help real quick!

My dad is currently in hospital, there isn’t much I can do but I want to cheer him up as much as possible because he’s pretty miserable

Music is his life and he’s currently unable to play guitar at all because of his injuries, so it would mean a lot if people would listen to his band

Shotgun Monkey and Wild Horses are my personal favourites <3

(It would also help a little with medical expenses, even though spotify doesn’t pay artists nearly enough)

[aluminumneedles]

I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

[puppyeared]

Bridge to turnabout doodles

[frenchublog]

[rapidhighway]

the thing that caused me so much grief last night but now i feel better about it fdnghgdfggd

[elbiotipo]

I still think we should celebrate Kissinger's death even if he didn't face justice and lived a confortable life, just so that everybody knows what a piece of shit he was, just so that when some Great Stateman like I don't fucking know Biden tries to eulogize him he is flooded with insults and mockery y quede bien para el culo, so that nobody can even PRETEND he had any worth, millions should celebrate he's fucking dead and this is how he will be remembered, as an imperialist criminal hated all over the world with no redeeming qualities, none should be able to even pretend he was some some great man except for the magnitude of his crimes