#<- it just made me laff im so tired

[oexen]

hello to all minions followers and mutuals i am actually losing it over valak. shows u my sphinxlike smile and explodes

[lucky-draws]

draw some character with ur eyes closed >:3 (any character u like)

WHAT AN EXCELLENT IDEA!!!

I happened to be drawing Revolver Ocelot (with my eyes open) just before I saw this, so I chose him...

I did a bunch of small ones ...AND I’VE BEEN WHEEZING ABT ALL OF THEM FOR THE PAST 10 MINS THEY'RE SO STUPID

(plus a bonus "snavid" )

Not even gonna attempt to talk abt any of these they speak for themselves. This is the only content I am going to produce from now on. Changing my username to lisette-draws-with-her-eyes-closed immediately!

[jhoe]

hoseok smut [nsfw]

you: m-mr jung 😳 can i pls come in him: [looks up from under his bucket hat] come in you: [close the door behind u] here is ur paper work tht i worked very hard on mr jung sir him: pls call me hoseok you: [blushes bc dets what ppl in fanfic do or whtvr] him: ur so cute when u blush im gonna shove this bucket hat up ur ass you: y-yes mr hoseok him: [taking off his huff bucket hat] good gurl *THANK U FOR READING THIS WAS MY FIRST FANFIC PLS LEAVE COMMENTS uwu !!!!!

[shookethbrooketh]

nightly chats

today’s Big Smile Energy: this morning in calculus my friend and i worked way ahead and it made me really happy because i always got so much confidence in normal high school math from working ahead and being able to figure things out on my own but my class wasn’t really structured for that last semester and now that it is im big happy

today’s Laff Tracc: there truly is nothing like looking back and forth between my friend and my english teacher and watching them both make extremely bizarre faces at other kids’ presentations

today’s Sad Boi Hour: i started reading the great gatsby for english and am continuously queerbaiting myself throughout this book this truly is a trip. also my friend shouting “not everyone is gay, brook” at the top of her lungs until my teacher went “oh, nick and gatsby? yeah” was quite the mixed feelings event

also!! i will answer the couple of asks i got this morning im just a lil behind and tired

sweet dreams <3

-brook

[bwayfanficblog]

Opinions on the BMC OBCR!

(Friendly reminder this is just my opinion! I think this cast recording is over all insanely good, I’m just being a little nit picky because I’ve loved BMC for a while. I had the privilege of seeing BMC in NYC in March, which was amazing and the live performance did influence my opinions a bit. If you have doubts about Will Roland as Jeremy, seeing it live will flip your opinions. Trust me. ❤️)

(edit: my overall opinion of this is that it’s great, but it’s trying WAY too hard. Am I the only one who thinks that the try hard sound completely erases the actual message of BMC? that you don’t have to be someone or soemthing you’re not to impress someone? I feel like the old score was just as amazing and the new actors could’ve done it justice without all of these wild changes. They basically took the creepy retro vibes out of BMC to keep up with modern broadway. I don’t have a problem with it, I just think that it erases the actual message of the show to an extent. I am so in love with Will Roland! He was wonderful live. Feel free to message me and discuss this!)

More Than Survive

- Inclusion of more dialogue is good but I kinda think it breaks up the flow a little

- Will Roland yesss, this song is actually how he sounded live, I wish you could see how incredible he looked and acted during this song

- Inclusion of the “Boyf” dialogue is cute and definitely should’ve been added to begin with

- The new harmonies on “Christineeee” where Jeremy goes up a step is so nice

- Michael’s new part is just as adorable as before, kinda sad they took out the “so own it!” line tho

- Buttt more sweet giggles from Michael makes up for it!

- I don’t like how they cut off the last Canigula so quickly to make room for the chorus singing though idk

- The louder beat slaps tho

- I don’t like how Chloe’s last “I like gay people” is isolated unlike the original cast recording

- Will gives a heartbreaking “I’m never gonna be the cool guy” performance though like damn I almost cried

- The “na na na” is now “na ahh ahh ahh” if that makes sense and it doesn’t give as much impact which makes me wanna die bc that part was so pretty

- Will’s riffs at the end make up for it

I love play rehearsal

- There’s more instruments at the start and I think a flute which is so pretty!!

- Stephanie yessss with those improved vocals

- I think the extra instruments overpower her soft sweet sound at some points in the song tho

- YESS the dialogue that’s now included yesss

- The extra instruments at the end actually add more tho I love it

- A little more dramatic

More than survive (reprise)

- ICONIC

- IM SO HAPPY THEY INCLUDED THIS

- nothing bad to say other than I’m not a fan of the weird pop-y instrumental at the end, when I saw it I think it was a little more spread out instead of included in the song but I could be wrong

The Squip Song

- Gerard’s vocals have gotten even better like yes

- The instrumental sounds about the same as the old recording which makes me glad they didn’t change it too much

- Jeremy sounds scared when he says “you got quick” and I don’t know why ? That’s kinda odd like buddy are you good

- Is rich ok like at all in this song

- The song isn’t as like soft if that makes sense

Two Player Game

- Michael sounds like wants to die when he says “apocalypse of the damned” at the start shaksksks

- BUT THIS SONG IS SO GOOD it’s another one they didn’t change very much

- The instrumental is a little more pop-y but otherwise it’s still got that retro vibe

- George was keeping it real and not changing his vocals in the song for us thank u

- Will Roland come thru with those harmonies once again

- Jeremy’s verse is really soft and sweet and I love it he just sounds done

- The extra lil video game sounds are spot on

- The “You know that you are my favorite person” lines are done so perfect but I’m sad Michael’s little giggle isn’t as prominent

The Squip Enters

- Jake’s “that freak is freaking out” isn’t that funny in this recording sjsksksksk I’m sad

- The Squip’s surfer voice was less prominent live and more realistic and I’m not sure I like it that much in the recording

Be More Chill PT 1

- The Squip has a solo part at the start!! It’s adorable

- Jason Tam yessss

- The Squip calling Jeremy Bae and Boo makes me wanna die tho

- The first part isn’t sung anymore which makes me wanna die too bc he has such a nice voice

- The Squip’s vocals in the chorus tho yes ma’am

- Instead of Jeremy saying “Jesus” he just has a lil panic attack that poor boy

- The Squip kinda sounds British in some parts of it

- You can hear George doing a funny voice for his mall character which makes me laff

- “Jerry?” —“jerry-ME” I love Will

- Chloe is a lot more pissed in this song

Do you wanna ride

- The instruments overpower Brooke in some parts

- They didn’t change the vocal lines too much but they did slow the song a bit ?

- The harmonies are really nice though come through Brooke and Chloe

- The end is also sped up a little

- Brooke’s giggle and the little French at the end was so cute

Be More Chill PT II

- “Everything about me makes me wanna die” LINE WAS SO SAD

- the instrumental build up was so incredible !!

- This is probably my favorite song for the Squip he just brings it vocally

- JEREMY’S LITTLE GIGGLE AFTER “be mORe CHILL” I CRIED

Sync Up

- This replaces the original More than survive reprise

- I don’t like how it takes Michael’s little part out of it because I think it was necessary plus the instrumental part of that slapped

- Also I think it gives us a good insight into the characters but it could’ve been placed somewhere else maybe?

- I also think the beat isn’t very uniform and is kinda messy and the dialogue is more interesting than the actual song

- It shows how nice Jeremy is tho

- I liked this song live better because the actual song just isn’t interesting enough to be a song on its own

- Jeremy and Brooke’s interactions in the song is really nice

- I love the distorted little “na na na” from more than survive though you can tell it’s slightly off

- I don’t like “head to play rehearsal” instead of “drama practice” though I don’t think it flows well

- I’m sad they changed one of my favorite songs !!

A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into

- Once again stronger instrumental, especially guitar

- The vocal track doesn’t seem to be changed very much again thank u god

- Weird clappy sounds ??

- The harmony on “absolutely” YES

- Christine’s little breathy laugh after “I guess there’s a part of me that wants to” yes sir

Upgrade

- Brooke speaking French at the start SNSKSKSKSOSK

- I think the dialogue gives more insight into Brooke and Jeremy’s relationship

- “Jere-Bear” NAJAKAKA

- THEY TOOK THE LITTLE “damn” OUT NO

- Jake and Christine’s part is cute but it felt a little out of place for some reason and I don’t know why, like the little sad dialogue they have about Jake’s parents feels weird but it’s really

- “I’m tired of being the person everyone thinks that I am” feels like it should’ve been a part of sync up instead of upgrade

- Brooke saying she was happy Jeremy looking at her instead of Chloe first made me wanna bawl

- Also it makes me wanna punch Jeremy

- Poor Jenna got like 1 like in this song

- I feel like it wasn’t smooth transition into Loser Geek Whatever at the end I don’t like the whole weird chorus thing leading into it at all

- Feels out of place without Michael’s little part at the end, I’m sad they’re cutting significant Michael parts, I know they kept it in LGW but it felt more in place in upgrade

Loser Geek Whatever

- It’s great and Will re recorded it for the album because it seems to have more emotion and be more genuine

- He sounds super excited at the start and it makes happy

- One of the few songs that managed to keep BMC’s kinda creepy computer tech vibe which is weird because it wasn’t even in the original album I wonder if it was written newly or was a draft from the first run back in 2013-2015

- A little more upbeat but in a good way

- Will’s vocals sound a lot better than the first recording

- Extra beeping at “my one real friend” was nice

Halloween

- Brooke does a little bark at the start awe

- The beat doesn’t go as hard as the OG cast recording which sucks bc it went hard

- Everyone kinda sounds like they wanna die at the start again which seems like common theme??

- The chorus doesn’t slap either what

- The song also got cut a little short I think unless I’m crazy but I feel like it was longer than this?

- Extra verse at the end and I don’t really like it

- Kinda boring now and doesn’t give you a panic attack vibe like the OG one did

Do You Wanna Hang

- Only song where they changed a lot that made it better

- Included the dialogue at the start which makes the song make more sense

- The Squip’s Voice is so smooth ssnskskskw

- Chloe’s losing her mind a little but I love it

Michael in the Bathroom

- Jesus George’s vocals OWN MY WHOLE ASS

- He’s only gotten better somehow

- No to the new pop-y sounds in it it takes sad creepy feel out of it

- Too much instrumental added bc it doesn’t sound like ballad anymore

- I dunno how I feel about it because George’s vocals are perfect but the instrumental is doing him dirty and not making it sad enough

- This song gives me anxiety now wjsjsksks and I don’t know if that’s good or bad?

- The few lines and instrumental lines are the same as the OG which is good

A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into (reprise)

- SO HAPPY THEY INCLUDED THIS TOO

- Whoever’s playing that flute was told to play that shit LOUD

- Jeremy’s “Christineee” omg he’s so in love

The Smartphone Hour

- The new instrumental sounds at the start sound bonk

- The phone sound effects make me wanna die dndkjssk

- Tiffany Mann’s voice COME THROUGH

- The “whoaaaa” was changed which makes me sad

- I’m glad they specified it was Jake’s house because when I listened to the OG one at first I was like did he just burn down a random house ??

- The dialogue between Chloe and Brooke is kinda dramatic now but it’s not a bad thing

- KATHYLN CARLSON’S VOICE IN HER SOLO CHORUS YES SIS

- the whistle noise has gotta go that’s what my track coaches whistle sounded like when I wasn’t running fast enough

- I’m scared now the dance break sounds like salsa music

- “Matches, ashes” was changed to “drama, drama” girl what

- Brooke’s screams yes

- The random auto tune voices in the back are trying to capture the creepy vibe that this song originally has but isn’t doing it

- This song isn’t changed much though and still has the OG vibes which is good

The Pants Song

- The weird piano at the start scares me

- The lyrics have changed a bit too

- I’m not too familiar with this song because I don’t listen to it so often but it doesn’t sound too different from the OG cast recording which is good instrumental wise

- The chorus sounds different though I don’t know how I feel about it

- The “Michael in the bathroom” melody playing in the back during the dialogue YES

- Omg the dialogue where Jeremy’s dad tells him to say it like he’s in the army omg I’m weak

- YES THE HARMONY RIGHT AFTER RHAY DIALOGUE

The Pitiful Children

- My fav song

- Not this version I don’t think but

- I don’t mind the lyric changes but I think it takes the dark creepy techno vibe out of the song

- If it was anyone other than Jason Tam singing this version I wouldn’t like it

- The chorus lost its punch with this new pop sound

- I’m really confused as to why the lyrics had to change tho these make less on an impact, I think a solo song with Jeremy and the Squip about Christine would’ve cooler

- The Squip and Jeremy’s harmonies tho like fuck me up

- The techno voice singing “lets save the pitiful children” is eh like it makes it cheesy

- I’m scared of the Squip singing “Squip Squip Squip”

- “Everything about us” run is still amazing as always

- I just realized the Squip is using Christine to manipulate Jeremy into squipping everyone that makes sense that’s why the lyrics are changing

The Play

- The dialogue at the start is different but it makes sense, it’s Jeremy realizing the Squip made him Squip the whole cast

- The instrumental sound is the same thankfully

- “Michael makes an entrance” sounds like Michael wants to die is he good

- It adds Michael and Jeremy’s fighting dialogue in it which I like and adds the two player game melody in the back

- Jake’s “living the upgrade” line was cut short :((( I love his voice

- They changed the “having sex” convo between Brooke and Chloe which doesn’t make it relevant to that scene anymore ?? But they also validate each other so idc

- The “I love play rehearsal” melody playing when Christine talks yes ma’am

- “I’m stronger than you think I am” I LOVE JEREMY

- The LGW melody playing when Jeremy is telling the Squip to fuck off

- Jeremy and Michael saying “oh god” back and fourth to each other in different tones of voice is an accurate representation of having a best friend conversation

Voices in my head

- The start sounds like pac-man and I’m so here for it

- RICH HAS HIS LISP YES QUEEN also his harmonies !!

- This instrumental is kept pretty much the same too which I’m happy about

- “Don’t dump her on Halloween” BYE I love u Brooke

- “We are your squad” AWE

- It’s so pure

- The second verse has some lyric changes but I like them more

- LGW melody is playing when he and Christine talk which is so soft bc he’s like owning being a loser?

- The “bowling alley performance art” line wouldn’t make sense if you haven’t watched the show but it’s cute

- The loud flute is present again shsksksksks

- Awe the ending harmonies are soft

- The Squip was tripping balls in the end of that wtf

- The “na na na” runs at the end don’t sound like the more than survive ones sjsksksk

- “You ready?” I LOVE

- Jeremy is such a dork and I love that so much in this song

[t-underneaththeradardancing]

so wattu do  - someone axe  - fed some crows i did  w vita who came by for a bit  wuz gonna go to liams this eve but got tired - started off tired a bit - told the unpoet i wood try and get something more than fuck all done today - she laff and tells me have fun maybe play some music - she really shouldnt encourage me - lazy as fuck is a condition not a goal - bone idle if u prefer and are a bit of an anglophile - ru ?  

maybe play an open mic 2morrow -  its a popular one i never bothered with cuz 1 song  no longer than 5 minutes - no set time - they put names inna hat and u playz in that order  - still it is a perfect place for vita and the crowd will love her - to preclude misunderstanding im just gonna back her up and not try and play my own song  - tho i so want a vid of i know places  - but the place to record that is madrone - on a stage  and good sound - it might have to wait until she gets back from india or it could happen this sunday  

did errands some b4  - wild card but a low one and not a great hand playin - actually wuz fine but duznt that just sound so poetic - the romantic loser  - some truths r hard  and empathy  cant change the past  just take some sting out  

and crow feeding  - wanted vita to meet at least some of my murder - walked to usual places only crow scene 200 feet away  - got tired but 1 last and i sez - we gonna get mobbed on the way home - a crow appear a bit far for feeding - we tawk  - after i catch attention i slowly take walnut bag and wave - place a few - his mate comes - they feed we start home - its not far but i been out for 2 hours much walking  - sure nuff more crows  and a final couple b4 home 

made some dinner and watch british ppl in small towns murder and get caught - from wat i can tell - all small cities in england have a series of connected murders about once a week for a few months - then talk about it for the rest of the year - with the lack of guns murderers must be inventive and gruesome - chopping garlic is still one of the most painful activities i dont unnastand maybe its my inner vampire  - i plan on fuck all except playing mostly the next few daze tho the market is demanding a bit of attention  

so this got lost in translation or drafts  - from about 6 weeks ago i think - so much happens and i do so little - accomplish actually less - but - keep walking facing future - w love  - meeting vita to pick up my new fone she set up at least enuff for a day - she fam stuff - me errands maybe acupuncture - so hi hug love bye hug love most likely - tho there might b a heavy moment   - which could b devastation - maybe just a  - anyway fuck all i can do until shit meet  fan and reasonable chance it all good  - market still demanding attention  - dont bother me imma start up  - already 2 weeks old and a pivot and burning $  - we aint even started and almost 2 shows old  - we r gonna stop - rest - assess  - and get back groovy hopeful  - feelin love and magic - creating music mostly 

too soon for crash and burn yah - we gonna b a hippie turtle movin slowly - i bring up the rear cuz teenage slow is manic awmost - in comparison w the old as fuck one not to mention f ing lazy as also  - how come i get so tired 

no crows fed yet but out about in the wrong direction - away from murder - hear them from my window and birdsong yes 

u know there iz was always a kitty - a good one surely 

sometime fail but always trynna walk in 

love

btw doc thinks things r ok in general despite the old as fuck and complications most in the rear view hoping 

[ywiseul-blog]

hey ! you can call me nox ( they/them, 18+, cst, shooter for bts + girl groups ) & this is my quietly broody son, iseul ! i’m really excited to be here. i love stardew valley & harvest moon a lot so this is a basically a rp dream come true for me ! he’s a baking major & assistant librarian who still doesn’t really understand the farming life, despite living in yangwon for five years now. i’ll work on his bio soon, but for now here’s his stats page & acceptance post which gives a little insight about what kind of person he is. under the cut you’ll find both a list of wanted connections ( mayhaps i’ll make a fleshed out plots page one day ... don’t count on it :/ ). if you want to plot feel free to hit the like button & i’ll fly to your ims immediately. or you can ask for either my discord or twitter if that makes things easier ( it definitely does for me ) !

wanted connections:

exes (any gender is fine. i love ex plots so please! it can be friendly or angsty. also i am willing to have iseul be the issue in the relationship because he can be rather ... prickly)

hookups (whether on a regular basis or an one night stand type thing. but the location would have to be on your muse because iseul still lives with his parents JKHGDFLKJGHD)

hey maybe a plot where our muses are trying to smash and they have to find out that iseul still lives at home? just for the laffs x

flirtationships that don’t go anywhere

probably the one person who immediately made iseul feel comfortable when he first moved here, his ride or die, the best buddy (must have live in yangwon for at least five years)

childhood friends and/or childhood crushes (for people who used to live in seoul)

someone break down his walls he needs to OPEN UP

talk to him about fantasy! world of warcraft? elder scrolls? dnd? he’s here for it

same goes for horror/the paranormal. while he’s a sensible, logical kind of guy he’d definitely be up for any ghost hunting shenanigans!

his cooking class guinea pigs (he’s good at cooking but even he can have his mess ups sometimes)

maybe a sibling type relationship? he’s distant but he’ll be soft with anyone younger than himself. or maybe an older muse wants to curve his serious attitude and treat him like the kid he actually is

a bad influence (he’s a lightweight when it comes to alcohol and also just needs to get out so please)

library regulars (give me overdue book fee comedic plots like your muse trying to flirt their way out of paying or things of that sort. also iseul being a nag about your muse being on the computer for longer than the allowed two hours. or just him ignoring your muse because he’s too wrapped up in whatever podcast he’s listening to. maybe your muse wants podcast recs from him!)

one-sided pining (i don’t mind who has the caught feelings)

mutual pining

enemies?!

maybe some bickering about his pro joja stance

someone he can bond with over former city life and how much they miss it (that sweet 4g, fast wifi speeds, the bright lights or anything else)

maybe a bullying/pranking type plot? he is a cushy rich boy nerd so. always down for him being relentlessly teased!

study buddies? maybe he tutors your muse and he gets to brag about just how much better your muse’s grades have gotten

some simple life-esque plot where your muse is determined to teach iseul about the farming lifestyle and he utterly fails at all of it

yangwon book club?!?!?!?!

anything you might be able to think of FDJKDKHGDSLKGJD

info dump:

his parents are well off and a little uptight but they love iseul and he loves them. he’s one of those overachievers who’d do anything for his parents. and they’re those people who nag out of love and maybe don’t give iseul the full praise he deserves. he doesn’t hold it against them but he definitely yearns for their constant approval

because of this iseul wears a constant image of feigned perfection. around them he is proper and upstanding, though on the inside he’s rather pessimistic and definitely still hurt over being hoisted from seoul and put in this middle of nowhere town

his parents would be shocked to learn that he curses let alone has any sort of negative thoughts about the life he’s been given. they grew tired of the hustle and bustle of seoul and wanted to retire somewhere quieter, but iseul merely longs for it years later. yet he refuses to leave because he wishes to be near them (his loyalty is ridiculous)

is he bitter? oh yeah absolutely. will he ever let anyone become aware of this? NOPE

books have always been a comfort for him and he loves being surrounded by them hence his current job position. it’s not something he wants to do forever (his true love is cooking) but it’s definitely better than the other options in yangwon. the thought of doing physical labor makes him shudder

he does more book collecting than actual reading especially in adulthood since he doesn’t really have the time for it anymore. but he loves getting different editions of his favorite books, like a different press or published in another language. this is usually what he gets for his birthday or other holidays

podcasts are his preferred form of entertainment. he listens to them constantly at work though he’s not supposed to. he’s gotten in trouble a few times for not paying attention closely enough / straight up ignoring customers, but he blames it on being an airhead, which he is absolutely not (insert video compilation of jungkook zoning out here)

if he gets less than eight hours of sleep a night he will just be a zombie all of the next day. and he’s an old man in that he gets sleepy around nine pm every night

he enjoys learning about people and their secrets but he refuses to open up to anyone in the same way

he’s absolutely pro jojamart sorry yangwon nation :/ he won’t keep quiet about it either so good luck getting him to shut up about it

he knows absolutely nothing about farming despite having lived here for a good chunk of time now (he thinks cows are really cute though)

his favorite flavor of anything is birthday cake. if it exists he wants it

he hates coffee (strangely enough though he loves cafes and will gladly hang out in one any time) and mostly lives off water and juice. maybe the occasional glass of wine when he’s feeling frisky

while he’s not the most considerate person he loves showering people he considers himself close to in baked goods for any reason possible

his opinions are black and white. he never stands in the middle on an issue. the only thing he’s not 100% sure of is whether he believes in ghosts or not. he definitely wants to but can’t fully get behind the logic of it

nothing gets on his nerves more than people who keep books for longer than they’ve checked them out for or when they hang out on the computers for longer than two hours. expect a glare if you do either of these things

he gets lonely a lot but he’s too stubborn to do anything about it

he’s absolutely afraid of commitment and having to express deep emotions to someone but he does crave affection (cuddling and kissing mostly) constantly

he likes to gossip about the people who come into the library and he loves to make up little fantasy lives for them because it keeps him from going insane at work

he acts very uptight about everything and loves to seem like he’s never had any kind of fun in his life but show him a cat video and he’ll immediately soften up

he’s a chaotic bi and all beautiful people of any gender makes him flustered but he tries not to show it (this usually fails)

he doesn’t have much dating experience and he’s too embarrassed to use things like tinder

he’s probably too much like his parents, old-fashioned ideals and all but he’s doing his best!

[leejungchans]

how are you today sunshine? 🤍🤍 i hope you've had a lovely day or night and you're taking care of yourself <3 Just a little reminder for you: you are not lost, you are redirecting you are not a failure, you are learning you are not behind, you are preparing.

#♥︎ I hope you live a life that inspires you to believe in yourself and everything you dream of.

tw food/ed? (just to be safe)

im super happy today :D i managed to have 3 meals with a little snack! i think this might have been the first time I've had this many meals this year— but I feel good :> even though it took a lot of thought.

HI NENE!!!!! i’m okay hehe i’m in online class rn and kinda tired bc i keep sleeping at ungodly hours sigh someone needs to knock me out if i’m still awake at 3am 🧍🏻‍♀️ but other than that i’m well 💗 staying home a lot bc we’re in lockdown again </3

and thank you for the sweet reminders ;-; i hope you’ve been doing well to and i’m so so proud of you for making progress ❤️❤️❤️ i understand it can take a lot of thought and self pep talk (to put it in lighter terms) and i’m really happy for you :’))))) being through something similar i know progress doesn’t always come easy and it can be a bumpy road but let’s take one day at a time togeyher hehe :’))) you’re doing so great and i’m proud of you!!! ❤️ here’s a pic i found on pinterest and it made me laff so i hope it also brings you a little serotonin!!

[cnisms]

as requested (or alex reminding me that i last minute claimed a third character i deadass forgot about bc im actual trash) here’s a v late intro to the fake ass shelly johnson aesthetic stealin’ constance. i’m so tired i can’t really think of any wanted connections for her tonight so i’ll definitely post some ideas later in the week but for now ! if you wanna plot w her just lmk ! swiggity sweading pls enjoy reading !

looks like i’m doin her stats later this week too ! but here are the basics: twenty but still a child. esl but does well. annoying. lives to lie. genuinely just here for a laff. gay Gay gay gay .. gay Gay.

was raised in umbria even tho her family is american af .. her parents n siblings are all super religious so they moved there when constance was a tiny babe n she always... hated it... especially bc she was never allowed to travel unless it was w her parents (aka lit trips to vatican city) n she kept sneaking onto the internet and “””learning shit””” (”i swear u guys..tupac is alive..im tellin u !”) and just like ... lost her religion 

anyways she couldnt wait to get the hell out of there but ! no monies ! so when she was 18 she scammed mad hard on some visiting english guy she met at church , married him , n moved to london ! its lit !

six months later he got in an accident n now he in a coma n she so RUDE about it when she got the call she was like “pull the plug doc” n his family was like Ignore Her She Is Blocked ! they still care for him n she visits sometimes in an attempt to be nice and her fake ugly self DOES use this story to get sympathy bc she can force tears n sometimes when she’s chill w people she will make jokes abt bein the one who put him in a coma she is SO . HORRIBLE . ABOUT IT.

moving on from that tragedy .. when she finally got a smartphone she made a vine n started shitposting ALL the time n some of her vines went viral so she got mad attention for a while and she loved it but unlike the rest of vine she did NOT transition to youtube so .. now vine is dead she’s #lost n having a quarter life crisis

she is currently a waitress (probably at imogen’s place lbr ! vegan squad !) n loves it bc she always gets those fake deep indie customers who love to chat n she has so much fun making up a different life story every time someone new comes in

when she’s not lying and being disgusting, she’s fighting the good fight. v into extreme activism. mostly environmentalism n feminism. has gotten in some trouble w the cops on a few separate occasions @ protests but nothin serious

that’s it i think ? or maybe i’m just desperate to go to sleep ? either way i’m still developing her so keep an eye out !

[nigrumlac]

🖍: how many littles are there? 💋: are any of your headmates dating? 🍎: what are y'alls favorite foods? 👹: how many non-human members are there? 👠: how difficult is it for y'all to agree on one cohesive outfit? 💥: how much in-system fighting is there? ✴️: how many fictives do you have? 🎃: are there any headmates that could be

it’s this thing. it’s this ask meme right here ya’ll --- >> dabs i also have no fancy icons bc i’m a lazy thot ;;; ( lol geez i. laffs. i answered quite a bit of these actually, so i’ll just answer the two that i haven’t? ) 🖍: how many littles are there?

well according to FUCKING ME, we don’t have any littles, but the entire system is out here loling like “nah bitch it’s u, you the little, you punk ass bitch” and im like ;;;;;;;;;  okay... stares at my hands... this is fine i guess sobs.

they do say that it’s not a “oh this person is 7 and a mental baby don’t curse around them” they say sometimes it’s a weird shift of  “yes sometimes you lose your goddamn mind for some trauma reason and become a belligerent teenage girl” 

or 

“you just become this very... young looking kid? but you’re just. your soul is still old as fuck and you’re tired and quietly sarcastic like you’re probably just a child vampire or some shit” so that kinda checks out given my general life bullshit ;;;

👠: how difficult is it for y'all to agree on one cohesive outfit?

not really actually? King doesn’t really care much about clothing and would prefer to be naked if it wouldn’t get us arrested lol. i DO know he likes to wear heels when he’s out because the sound reminds him of hooves. i also bought some hoof boots and he LOVES those for obvious reasons. Salem likes a lot of high fashion, and i know she sometimes bugs me to make her a few outfits to wear now that i FINALLY have padding made to fill out her shape whenever i do drag. i’m p excited to do that for her, i just need to figure out what i want to make first. other than that though she’s chill? i think she does get a bit of dysphoria when she’s out for a long time, but i think it’s easier for her to ignore since i’m already a pretty feme ass dude ;;; VENOM is... a gremlin... i don’t think he has an opinion on clothing bc he can’t eat it, but i’d imagine he’d dress like a jock? or just that dudebro in your college frat that was always known for doin weird shit. like eat roaches or set his arm on fire. idk if that’s a fashion style but that’s.. the aesthetic i think...

[shookethbrooketh]

nightly chats

today’s Big Smile Energy: honestly school is going really well right now? im not stressed in gov school anymore because all i have to do is do my science fair project/research paper according to my rubrics and then i can do whatever the hell i want when im ahead of my timeline like the dumb shit youll see in todays laff tracc.....and spanish at my home school is chaotic neutral (which is good enough) and im managing stress well in my music programs so it’s a good time overall right now

today’s Laff Tracc: today i ordered my stats teacher a “take a number” machine so we can all get some comedic relief out of the point in science fair where there’s a line of people out the door waiting for him to talk to them because everyone has to do a statistical analysis, not to mention that he has to take care of the kids he’s sponsoring in general (me and my friends whose idea this was). we’re also putting tiny danny decheetos all over his room so it’s gonna be a good time

today’s Sad Boi Hour: today i helped put up and decorate my church’s christmas tree which is usually one of my favorite things but i was so tired and it made me miss my old pastor who we used to decorate with who was one of the best lgbt allies ive ever met and lives in panama now and then i had to vacuum up all the tree needles and my mom’s vacuum broke and i feel bad and im just so ready to go to bed so i can have a good day tomorrow

sweet dreams <3

-brook

[shookethbrooketh]

nightly chats

today’s Big Smile Energy: today in spanish we went over vocab words from january and im the one in charge of writing vocab and i recognized the list from my favorite day of that entire class and i felt such wholesome nostalgia and it made me so happy

todays Laff Tracc: theres this blink 182 song called “i wanna fuck a dog in the ass” and my friends learned to play it on ukelele a while ago and we sang it a bunch in gym. we eventually developed a game where we hit around a volleyball and each hit is a lyric, and we see how far we can get. today we played pickle ball and we decided to revive the game (which was beautiful by the way it gave me the big happy) and when we FINALLY (we’re Bad) got to the end of the first line everyone just SCREAMED “ASS!” and i fell on the floor laughing

today’s Sad Boi Hour: three things i’m Not hyped for:

1. i’m nearing being the only one of my friends not dating anyone and i feel casually Unwanted so that’s fun

2. i don’t want my spanish class to end because i’m gonna be Sad

3. tomorrow is my first function as a section leader for band and i haven’t looked at my music yet because i’m not sure what part i’m playing (my sections music is complicated and my band director hasn’t spoken to me about it yet) so that’s gonna be fun

i’m tired

sweet dreams <3

side note i mistyped and my autocorrect created “wet dreams” thanks apple

-brook

[shookethbrooketh]

nightly chats

today’s Big Smile Energy: I PASSED MY LEARNER’S PERMIT TEST!! THIS BITCH CAN DRIVE!! hhh im so happy :)))

today’s Laff Tracc: one of my friends and i recreated a couple vines tonight and it was absolutely beautiful and it made me so happy

today’s Sad Boi Hour: today i got hELLA stressed near the end of the day and anxious for my test and just had a Bad Time but now i’ve passed my test and i’m feeling good and i’m ready for tomorrow!

and i know i have asks and messages but i’m soooo tired so i’ll try to get those answered in the morning :)

sweet dreams <3

-brook

[shookethbrooketh]

nightly chats

today’s Big Smile Energy: today i had a Nice fathers day with my dad and we discussed how even tho hes a Fox News Man hes actually pretty socially liberal and just thinks conservatively on government and economic stuff, which means hes cool with stuff like lgbt and abortion rights, universal healthcare, and legalizing marijuana! so that was super cool and made me feel rly nice!! 

today’s Laff Tracc: today i watched king howie mandel on this is not happening and i....i love him sm....that was beautiful....i also made a ben shapiro joke on twitter and got a couple “angry” conservatives with insults i barely even understand it was amazing 

today’s Sad Boi Hour: i had to actually Walk today and i was So Tired....im also sad bc i found out the place im going on vacation in soon is having pride while im there but it’s gonna be super hot and like 3 miles round trip (walking ofc) and im scared to ask my mom to go :(( 

sweet dreams <3 

-brook 

[shookethbrooketh]

nightly chats

today’s Big Smile Energy: i watched some Good tv tonight and it was absolutely wonderful... thank u nbc very cool

today’s Laff Tracc: my entire gym class today was just me screaming back and forth with my gym teacher that the weird game we were playing would be much better as rock paper scissors but with running and it was one of those weird screaming matches where literally no one’s upset but we’re screaming anyway and i sort of appreciated it 

today’s Sad Boi Hour: im so tiRed all the tiME and i dont know WhY! like i have a good old fashioned Sleep and i wake up and go sit in my classes and am about to fall asleep. i sleep eight hours body what the fuck do you want from me. i get it chemical nomenclature is boring but pLeASe 

some side notes: today was my mom’s birthday and we had a nice wholesome tumblr compilation of bday wishes which was adorable, and then i spent all afternoon making her a cake while also dealing with the reawakening of the phandom. i then randomly got back into hamilton while waiting impatiently to get out of doing my homework tomorrow, and that’s about where we are now. tomorrow’s gonna be a fun day, and i fully plan to get some internet shit started. fingers crossed for a philly upload! 

i really enjoyed talking to you all today <3 it reminded me of the Olden Days when i used to get so many asks, and i was more of an ask blog than a dnp blog. it was kinda chaos, but i always felt so appreciated, and i got a taste of that old feeling today, and it made me really, really happy, so thanks. :) 

sweet dreams <3 

-brook