#<- i know im making them worse but im not immune to being spiteful

[booblywooblies]

changed my mind, no incel can be saved, or at the very least i dont have the energy to save them

some guy replied to one of my posts and idk he seemed young and immature so i was like im gonna put my money where my mouth is and give this guy some sympathy and see what his problem is and if i can make him at least feel a little better about himself, if he heard it come from someone like me

i think i severely underestimated the power of misogyny and the fact that incels think the only thing that matters and will fix them is putting their penis into a human hole "but all these bitches hate me FOR SOME REASON, well never know it must be bc im ugly"

like man, youre gonna get some someday and youre gonna be fucking disappointed but i guess what can i tell you until you get to that point

[wildflowrrs]

*:･ﾟ✧ manakete!cypher is well... tragic, really.

*:･ﾟ✧ generally speaking, she keeps the same motif as always--- abused by her father for years, eventually snaps and kills him, and then runs off to live on her own in the world despite being HORRIFICALLY unprepared for it. this is no exception, except it’s considerably worse.

backstory:

cypher’s father is not actually her father. she never knew her true parents, and can only remember always being raised by a shitty human she was forced to call father.

cypher is treated as a pet, or a trophy, whichever you feel is more accurate. as dragons/manaketes are rare, she’s often showed off by her father to others, who are often too touchy for her liking, whether in dragon form or not, and often ends up hurting her in some kind of way, which of course makes her react poorly, and thus--- makes punishments worse.

she’s literally raised like a dog. did i mention she’s chained up and muzzled near 24/7? bc she is. despite being a dragon, she’s still young--- and constantly in pain, so escaping or fighting back isn’t a very solid option, nor idea, bc doing so only makes it all the more worse.

she eventually does get pushed to her limits and rebels in a very, very feral way--- unfortunately during one of her “showings” as a dragon. chains finally broke after her years of attempts of escape, and, well, not a pretty sight--- everyone was slaughtered. brutally.

of course, she flees, but unlike her other verses--- she doesn’t regret it a single bit.

eventually someone is kind enough to remove her muzzle for her as it has been on for days and she’d been starving, despite her initial displeasure with the concept of a human being nice to her. should she ever meet them again, they would certainly be treated a bit nicer in comparison to others.

appearance: note: i will draw this all later for a good visual ref

she keeps the usual wild, short pink hair and ocean blue eyes, and body covered in scars.

she has draconic features in human form, as to be expected with me. her forearms and hands, as well as legs below the knees have a scaled texture and are clawed, always. she also has a tail which is always around, as well as cat-like eyes and razor sharp teeth. of course with all manaketes she has the pointed ears, and horns are up for debate whether shown or not.

in dragon form--- tldr she looks like toothless, body wise. head wise is different, but i’ll still end up using toothless as a fc, probably. again, ill draw it later.

as expected, she’s pink. literally everyone expected this. ill leave it to the eventual drawing for details.

the chains around her neck and one of her arms remains, regardless of form. dont ask me how it works, just know it works. when she eventually gets herself a dragonstone, it’s embedded into the chain collar. again, don’t ask how it works.

game related:

recruiting her is incredibly, INCREDIBLY difficult, but it’s possible. it just takes a few attempts. just know she won’t adjust very well at all, but give her the time and i’m sure she will.

im not fantastic with fire emblem, so i wont go in with skills or anything like that--- feel free to suggest stuff, idc. but stat wise, the general gist is that her attack is high, defenses and speed are okay, luck is terrible, and her hp is fucking massive. naturally of course, incredibly weak to things effective on dragons--- falchion especially. for feh? red infantry dragon.

maybe not game related at all, but idk where else to really put it--- she’s fire elemental. guess what color they are! if u thought pink u were WRONG theyre blue just like her eyes.

general/other:

cypher dislikes humans greatly--- and lashes out at them should they get too close, whether it be fatally or not, there will be injury.

as always, do not touch her without her consent. allies or not, there still is very much so the risk of being fatally injured. trauma, man.

she bonds easier with other dragons. it’s not immediate of course, but it’s noticeable.

she’s a very solitary person. when pair up strategies are introduced she’s VERY against it, but will go through with it if necessary.

she purrs! of course she purrs. this is jordyn we’re talking about. if they’re not human in any way, they purr. its law.

as expected, she does not warm up to people easily. it takes A LOT of time and effort, but it IS possible. if she trusts the person enough, they’ll be allowed to touch her in and out of dragon form.

she’s able to push away the curse dragons have of eventual maddening for longer than what’s considered normal--- she was able to go through what she had without going mad then, surely she’s able to push it away out of sheer stubbornness and spite. of course that doesn’t mean she’s immune to it, she definitely can slip into those moments, but she’s more likely to get herself back to normal rather than be consumed by it.

bonus emo bc of that ask: when cypher realizes just how slow she ages compared to the people around her and most importantly her friends--- it really fucks her up. imagine growing up to absolutely despise humans for the way youve been treated, eventually manage to learn to trust them and grow actually positive attachments to them to the point of no longer randomly lashing out at every one you see, only for all that you care for to die right before your eyes while you’re still living strong. it fucks her up so badly, and it gives her a sense of betrayal, enough so that she’d eventually revert to her old ways and live in solitary while being aggressive to any humans who dare approach her.

[chococustard]

((I’m really sorry if I’m becoming too annoying with asks and all that!!! U don’t have to respond!!)) Kind of random, but out of curiosity, do you have any A/B/O AU family headcanons?? I honestly would LOVE to know more about all of them!! Thank you sm!!

!!! NOT AT ALL I ACTUALLY GET SUPER HAPPY WITH YOU LIKING THEM SO HUSH YOU’RE NEVER A BOTHER ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT

legit i have a shit ton of notes in my notebook with my horrible hand writing and basically nonsense notes and while writing the edited ver a) like the dingus i am i accidentally clicked a thing and lost all the answers b) the internet dies haaah

SO YEAH THERE’S A SHIT TON UNDER THE CUT

MIDORIYAs

mido worries about his mom getting overwhelmed by paparazzi so as a pro hero he doesn’t really give off his name to the public and the name midoriya kinda just fades over time

i’m guessing heroes give birth in secluded hospitals who won’t give off their info yeah? but mido’s location got leaked somehow and yu got kidnapped by villains which then todo fucks shit up and got her back so since then they’ve been kinda worried about safety and shit

inko stands in as guardian for school related stuff most often since todo and deku are mostly busy

idk why i kinda hc todo’s mom as an ice dancer or something (look at how that boy works with ice that does not come from endeavor) she used to take the kids to the ice rink and teaches them to skate. todo still holds that place as a safe space and goes to the one a few train stations away from campus after he gets his shit together. he took deku there for their date and ends up also taking the girls there too.

rei gets out at some point, as she gets used to being in society again she stays with inko (and all might//SHOT) at deku’s old room when he got a place with todo. she gets along with them and also mitsuki. they have tea together and share embarrassing stories about their kids it’s great

yu and tsumu plays mostly at tsumu’s house which was closer to the school, they hit it off super well and they even talk about each other to their families, todo and deku are super relieved to know their girl has another friend. yu actually met mirio and tamaki already but are not aware they know her parents

so tsumu one day just “hey you wanna come over for dinner we’re having bbq you should bring your family over!” and they do come over cause why not i guess and then the 2 families meet and damn

their balcony is filled with potted plants courtesy of inko. there’s also a small bottle with a single morning glory flower, wrapped in a blue ribbon and a duck cutout stuck into the dirt

no one uses watashi in the house, yu uses boku, chi uses ore, yu calls them oka-sama and otou-sama and generally uses more formal speech while chi uses the more common -san honorific, not sure if this is relevant of anything but yeah. also todo calls deku bunny from when they started courting (2nd year)

they have a thing with nicknames. obviously deku uses -chan, but also

BAKUGOUs

baku and kiri works as partners tho sometimes kiri helps out with the fatgum office, they have an office at home and basically a small gym

meat. so much meat. there’s always meat in the fridge

baku and kyou both eat with so much fucking spice and chilli kiri’s basically kinda used to it to a point. but if they have the girls over (like when deku’s in heat//SHOT) they have to have extra of the low impact portion. one time chi took the spicy portion by accident, apparently she’s immune

they’re an outdoor family basically. whenver they can they go mountain climbing when kyou is old enough. baku’s chili peppers kept getting stolen by animals, he tries every time to blow them up

baku and kiri dated and courted first, but deku and todo mated first cause of a quirk related accident. but then they got engaged and married first because baku is fucking petty.

baku’s parents fucking love kiri he’s a good boy he’s glad baku somehow ended up with someone so great. baku however have to holds himself back to be a good boy™ to kiri’s more traditional family. he managed somehow

when baku’s parents meet kiri’s they’re shocked to find how they find baku as a charming and wonderful young alpha and they’re glad their eijiro found someone who accepted him. SO MITSUKI OUT OF SPITE INVITES THEM A LOT AND BAKU HAS TO ENDURE SO MUCH SHIT

BAD NEWS FOR HIM CAUSE THEY GET ALONG

“MRS KIRISHIMA WOULD YOU LIKE TOO SEE KATSUKI’S BABY PICTURES?” BAKU, INTERNALLY DETONATES

baku ended up basically deaf so he has to learn sign language, kiri the ever supportive bf learns too, as well as their families, and they also thought it to kyou

friday nights are mario kart nights, no holds bar

the rest of the baku squad (and camie) often visits but since they converted the extra room to baku’s office and their couch isn’t all that big they have to sleep at mido’s place, or borrow their extra futon

kiri, when asked if he wants another kid, “holy shit no it was so hard to get my body back into shape ok and also how the heck do you even hold yourself as a hero not to save people IZUKU SOMEHOW DID IT MORE THAN ONCE IM STILL SHOCKED”

when kyou got his quirk he accidentally burned his bed, then screamed to dad and pop hOLY SHIT I GOT MY QUIRK

he was so proud of it at first and shows it off at schooltho when it's found out that he has little control with it, as lava often seeps through his skin and out of his mouth at random times, almost hurting the other kids, the at first popular kyou was feared by his peers, until yu got her quirk late in the year and was able to put out his lava whenever

"you're not scared of me? even before you got your quirk?" "why would i it's not like you did it on purpose" also like she's used to baku. that goes along for years until kyou presented. yu comes over after school with meds and stuff, but kyou, out of his mind and his body out of his control, attacked her, trapping her in a cascade of hot burning lava. she managed to escape with some mild burn and they kinda got awkward for a while. they're cool eventually

however when yu presented the fear of that happening again got way fucking worse

YAOYOROZUs

momo and kyouka wants to be independant yeah, so they got their own apartment (more of a penthouse if anything) with their own money

a note, dams are gender neutral pronouns for moms, sires for dads

itsu calls momo dad, kyouka mom

since he’s mute since birth, in addittion to sign language, as his interest with music grows they make a system for basic stuff he can make with notes and sequenses as answers where he’s unable to use signs

momo however also makes a list of codes for specific teas

he carries around at least a whistle or kazoo, mostly he uses a harmonica

momo’s parents worries at first about enrolling him into a normal school but momo and kyouka themselves are convident their kid can get along with the other kids

they right, even without his connection as their kid

is he a goth? not really, he just really likes the color black

he also like birds, he has a bunch of photos and encyclopedias of birds in his room

kyouka often holds charity concerts, momo and itsu always comes to support her

IIDAs

it surprised everyone when iida, the rule abiding iida, had ochako pregnant before they got married, so with the power of the iida family they got engaged and married so fucking quick

tho really it was an accident, ocha misscounted her birthcontrol pills during her heat and they’re already courting anyway and their familes are already aware of each other and get along well so whatever

HE WAS ALSO LATE FOR HIS BIRTH BECAUSE HE HAD TO FUCKING OBEY THE GODDAMN TRAFFIC LAW

also i need someone to get me like, you see iida and ura, they cute right, pure and soft. but holy shit when ocha’s in heat she takes no shit and is basically a goddamn dominatrix

they, deku and todo shares a hero agency, so basically when tenma was born they made a baby space for him in their shared office with toys and shit and the sidekicks can play with him, they’re putty in his chubby hands. same thing happened with the tododeku kids. the sidekicks are all okay with this

there’s not many support and rescue heroes, so ocha often gets called in as an instructor at ua, she brings tenma for lessons for her students to safe

tenma likes to hang around the future heroes, he likes to play hero

“senpai senpai do you need help!” “ooh ye see i think i accidentally blew my shoe way up that tree can you get it for me?” “YES!!”

he takes martial arts lessons as early as from 3 years old, as a teenager he’s able to fight midair

TOGATAs

so like not sure yet, tamaki’s either an omega or beta so tsumu is either theirs biologically or adopted so

either way if she’s their biological kid, during his heat tamaki used his quirk when doing the dirty so the genes stick and mutates and shit

aNYWAY

tamaki doesn’t really like making appearances on tv and in public, he even rarely sign for merch deals, tsumugi often finds knock off merch of him and she likes to get it as a kind of joke cause the design was actually kinda funny, mainly this actually

she also likes to find show cameos of him, that too was hilarious

she loves hanging out with aunt nejire they often go shopping, she’s the one who bought her the knock off suneater shirt

“lol you wanna know why your dad’s hero name is suneater?” “what?=D” “tha-” tamaki: NEJIRE I SWEAR TO GOD

also like mirio totally acts like the protective big bro to eri when someone likes her

she likes buff/big bodies, mostly to sleep on, she sleeps on mirio and mr fatgum

she has a bunch of miruko merch cause she’s a rabbit and has strong ass legs and she may or may not have a gay awakening cause of that

here is, in fact, said bootleg shirt

she likes the giant gaping mount

SHINSOUs

SHINSOU’S AN UNDERGROUND HERO FIGHT ME

he teaches the hero course and LIKE HIS DAMN DAD IS A LITTLE SHIT TO HIS CLASS

so he’s the one who changed the entrance exam to make it more fair for kids with quirks that are not flashy his, so the robots are then deligated to the recomendation exam kids while the regular ones gets a basically game of hide and seek with his hero buddies and the older students

i actually have this for his hero costume back from goddamn january i dont even know

i, i have nothing for fuyusei they met at the hospital and they hit it off and that’s….. it

i have even lESS SHIT FOR OJITOORU

ALSO LIKE I FUCKING LOVE THE IDEA THAT ALL MIGHT RUNS A VILLAIN REHAB FACILITY OR SOMETHING WITH ALL HIS MONEY, YOU KNOW, FROM BEATING VILLAINS TO SAVING VILLAINS, AND LIKE INKO HELPS WITH TALKING TO THEM IM WEAK

[sburbian-sage]

Alchemiter + Food Production + Aspect Charges = The Worst Indigestion.

But to be fair, indigestion doesn’t make you explode or turn all your organs into bologna.

It is a well-known fact that SBURB doesn’t provide much in the way of food. The Healing Gels all provide nourishment, but they don’t taste like anything. If you want actual food, there’s few options.

Whatever you have in your house.

Food handed out on Derse/Prospit parties

Bugs that consorts find

Some sprites with high link stats have been known to cook. They know they’ll have to leave eventually, so they tend to cloister themselves and cook. For days on end.

And so long without food sucks. We all thought Alchemiter food would work, but it has trouble producing organic material. not that type of organic i would rather starve In spite of this, we’re still making breakthroughs in this respect, and are able to make cakes. Look around pitsblog and you’ll find hundreds of recipes and alchemy instructions.

But what I’m talking about is something else. It’s even more common knowledge that you can deck out your alchemy pad so it has higher chances of Elemental Alchemy. Elemental Alchemy is when an Aspect Charge goes into the item. Charged items have various effects. Blood items can talk, Rage items want to be used more, and Hope items leave. They just fly out and away. But it’s 100% possible for the charges to go into food. This is not good at all. The various charges have various effects, none of which are good.

For those who are forgetful, I will recite the effects of items and food with charges, so you know to be careful.

For those with morbid curiosity, buckle up.

Blood

Blood food, that sounds fun. Blood is about stability and bonds, so your items will never break. Ever. They also attune to people. They also have this weird quirk, in that they’re sentient. Your sword will talk and latch onto your personality. Be careful. Blood charged food is good because it bolsters your immune system and makes your skin harder. Downside? The food is alive.

So that’s a problem. Some want to be eaten, some don’t. But either way, you’ll probably feel bad.

Breath

Breath is about freedom and chaos. Items you make will either dissipate upon entry, or be highly destructive. Same for the food. You either get air (that admittedly smells good), or regular food. Eat it, and you will blow up. Air wells up inside and escapes into gore. Sick.

Void

Void is about nothingness. Void items don’t exist. Thats i

Mist

Mist is about replication and being. Items you make, there will be a lot of them. Sometimes they amalgamate, so creating a shitty sword that turns into several shitty swords that fuse into each other is a thing, and the stats stack, so what was once formerly 10 pieces of shit suddenly becomes a good option. Mist is the best for making food, as you either get more bang for your buck, or one superfood that will feed you in one bite. But eating too much superfood will make you vomit.

Heart

Heart is about identity, stepping down from a pedestal to introspect, and souls. Items you make will be bare versions that are easily modified, and have their souls on their sleeve. They may even be emotion oriented. As for food, I’ve never seen heart food, but i can only imagine it is the purest form of it. Which might mean you get individual parts. That’s kind of stupid.

Rage

Rage is about outward warping, command, and giving up your identity so you can focus on what needs to be done. Rage items are commanding. They want to be used. You’ll find yourself using a Rage weapon and it feels good. Soon enough, you’re Gollum. Rage food is probably worse, because you’ll either be addicted to the food you’re eating in a non-wholesome, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Meth way. Or you obsess over the food and starve because you never actually ate it. It will mess up your life.

Flow

Flow is FIRE! It heats things up and makes them intense. Items burn and make everything seem a bit more real. You’ll be manic all the time. The food you eat will be spicier, hotter, and the tastes are more distinct. Eating Flow food is a good idea because they make you more productive, and are kind of like anti-depressants. The only foreseeable problems are addiction, because this shit is basically Speed, and also spontaneous combustion.

Rhyme

Rhyme takes it slow. Mutes and cools down so you can appreciate it. Items are cod and make things a bit more muted. They’re good for calming down, and while they do things slow, they do it right. Rhyme food is cold, maybe even raw, but it’s basically the every-food version of a pot brownie. Not gonna lie, I used to do Rhyme food benders a lot in my early days. Just do it responsibly. I distinctly remember me and this troll were Rhymed, the muted, effective nature of it made us go from friend to one-night stand. Even worse, nothing actually happened. I made out with her horns and she tried to bucketfill my toilet. I declare Rhyme food to be the worst food.

Mind

Mind is about logical thinking, options, and it’s my native aspect. Mind homeboys, holla if you hear me. Items tend to be electric coded, and in colours and patterns that encourage thinking. Nice to wear, even if there’s no inherent bonus besides electrocution. The food almost always comes out in a diverse palette so you have options in your diet. And they’re still electric. But maybe a good shock can knock a cog in your brain use, so munch up, junior.

Fate

Fate is about instinct and inevitability. Fate items look okay, but you realize that you probably wanted it like this. They oft have arrows on them, and move fast in the direction of the arrow. Good weapons. The food is similar, in that it’s okay, but not what you wanted. And in the end, you like it. They also hone your instincts and make you feel like making more impulse decisions.

Might

Might is about strength and standing up to meet challenges. Might items seem weak, but when you face them with adversity, they get stronger. A Might shirt will just be a shirt, but if you get hit with a hammer, it tenses up to block the blow. Might knives will be dinky pieces of metal, but they will go to sword-levels of sharp when needed. But don’t eat the food. They don’t want to be eaten, and will fight as they go down. If you do manage to somehow digest it, then a grape can feed you fully.

Sand

Sand is the direct opposite of Might. Instead of rising to meet a challenge, it cuts the challenge down to your level. This means a Sand weapon will cut through armour like butter, and then suddenly suck. The food is worse than implied. You may think it makes you hungry so it can feed you just enough, right? Wrong. It meets your hunger and decides that the best way to meet the standards is to tear your insides to shreds. Sand food is instantly lethal. And it’s also about deception, so you’ll have a hard to impossible time of knowing what the item is or what you ate.

Doom

Doom is about decay and necessary rot for life. The items are poisonous, but they’re so good, they have to exist. The food is predictably poisonous. But Doom decays the taste, you you might think “okay so it didnt taste like poison so i guess im good” and then you die. Doom players, however, can eat it all they want. These guys can benefit from drinking bleach, poison heals them. But if they feed it to you saying that it needs to be eaten as a part of the cycle, slap their defeatist face.

Life

Life is about growth, and the travel from Doom to Life, and ending in Doom again. The food is actually good. It fails to be tasty most of the time, but what sandwich can heal physical wounds, wipe away bruises, and grow back fingers? The armour is good too. The only gripe is the weapons, they suck ass and actually heal the targets. And no, it still hurts. Smashing someone with a healing mace will make them cry from pain, but heal it so any wounds don’t happen. Speaking from experience, they’re not worth it unless you plan on torturing someone.

Dreams

Dreams is about thinking up stuff, and ordered creativity. The items look like art pieces and coloured like aesthetic moodboards. They tend to look silly, and their stats are okay, but they increase when you’re doing something innovative, or while asleep. So a good battle strategy is to go to sleep and have a Blood player animate your drooling body to kick ass. The clothing items make you dozy, but creative. Food is weird because it’s hallucinogenic, and you’ll see weird stuff, but if you need divine inspiration, it’s there. You might also act half-lucidly and do stuff in the heat of the episode. This is dangerous for time players.

Rain

Rain is about unstructured, outside-the-box thinking. Items looks STUPID, but by god are the stats godly. They also make you crazier, but a good kind of crazy. The food will make you lose your mind, and it is all kinds of freaky. If someone wants to make Rain stuff, watch out.

Light

Light is about freedom and luck. The items are all lucky and light, and may float away. But if they don’t, then say hello to a lot of luck. In fact, it’s common practice to make a lucky item, then use the luck to make a cheaper, luckier, better item, and keep on snowballing. You will have more luck than an orc bandit who found a 4-leaf clover and got lucky enough to find even more clovers, if you know what I’m saying. 

I’m saying you’ll get really lucky. 

The food is lucky too, but still freedom oriented, so your digestive track may get gaseous, leading to serious health risks.

Law

Law is about locking things down and fact. They are heavier, and you have less things to do with them, but what you CAN do is effective. You may be disallowed from blocking with a sword, but the strikes ring out crits all day. It locks out something so you have a greater chance of doing right. As for food, it is very particular about what it will and will not make. They will be specific shapes, and they will taste like what they should taste like. If you have any kitchen sticklers, they will turn into gourmet nazis basically, and become lethal serious chefs. The french could never be this serious about food. And they are also a lot heavier, so be careful, because it will sink into your stomach.

Time

Time is about the flow of time, and the inevitable end of all things. Time-oriented items have the ability to time travel. This is very good, but please, leave the time travelling to the time traveller. Time food will also time travel. So not eat them. It is a one-way trip and you have no way of knowing your destination.

Space

Space is about physical space and making something from nothing. Space items tend to be BIG, and also have the ability to teleport. I can be unsettling when you put on a fresh shirt, walk in to the bathroom, and oops, you’re in your friend’s kitchen. The weapons are good though, because they have inherently high velocity. So get ready to see body parts and grist fly. The food is also bigger, but has this odd tendency to not stay in your stomach. It might taste good and be filling, but then you’re hungry and a half-digested hunk of meat falls into your bed. Gross.

Hope

Hope is about rejecting everything and the beneficial powers of spite. Items you make will launch away at a very fast speed. Oops. If they don’t fly away, then grab it and use it. They make good weapons, but block as good as shields. There is virtually no difference between a tower shield and a rapier that is Hope-themed. The armour is top notch too. The food is good, and even if it looks rotted, is as good as if it weren’t. In fact, it actually tries to taste better if it’s rotted. However, Hope is still spiteful, and will give you indigestion. Fair warning though, some of these items have feathers on them. Incinerate immediately. Those are angel feathers. They provide Angelic Corruption. Unless you want to murder all your friends and commit suicide for some perceived ascendance, get rid of it. Now.

Stars

Stars is about accepting everything that comes to you and dealing with it. Items will come to you and cling. You can never get rid of these things unless you destroy them. But why would you? Sooner or later, you’ll fall into it and everything will work out. Star food will also show up and it wants to be eaten, but not in a creepy Blood way. It’s more psychological. When you eat it, you’ll be full for a long time. A bag of chips can probably sustain you for a day. Stars is good.

Sight

Sight is about symbolism and considering something from every angle. It’s a weird aspect, but an important one. The things you make are... odd. Like, a sword will be just a large edge, and shirts become chestplates and cloaks. It symbolizes everything, and that can be cool, but is also weird. The food is also symbolic. If it’s good tasting, it’ll look gold. If it’s bad, it actually looks like shit. If it’s plain, it’s a grey square. Regardless, eating them puts you into the Symbolism Fuckoff Zone. It’s freaky, but useful.

Sound

Sound is solidarity and focusing on what is. It makes thing literal and real. It has no documented effect on Alchemy. Fuck Sound.

Coins

Coins is about value and how you need to value something properly. Items are going to have good stats, and it’s going to take a lot of resources, even some you would overlook like basic grist or a ruler. The food is tasty too, and takes a combination of expensive ingredients, and basic ones. Never has ramen tasted this good.

Dust

Dust is about making the best out of nothing. Sometimes we don’t have pristine material, but Sburban Survivors Make Do. The items will be top notch, but costs not that much. A wooden sword can cut though steel. The food however, is not that great. It’s always a cube of protein that tastes like nothing, but is filling. Any comrades who play this game can use this as the gruel to feed your other comrades for cheap.

Joy

Joy is about feeling sure, and how you need to spend less time worrying just dive in. And because irony is fun like that, Joy items are dangerous. It’s been tested, Joy has a rather direct link with Zilly items and the Saccharine Doppelgangers. You can make items, and they feel right. Roll with it. But the second it looks Zilly, nuke it. Food is a little worse. Regular Joy-charged food will make you feel sure you could and should eat it. Even if it’s toxic. And once you start, you won’t stop. They're like pringles, you can’t have just one. And eventually, you’ll make a Zilly Snack. NEVER, EVER, EVER, eat a Zilly snack. I don’t care if you can see your ribs and taste your own stomach, it’s NOT WORTH IT. 

Doubt

Doubt is about feeling nervous, and the safety of being unsure. Items charged with Doubt will make people uncomfortable, allowing you to get more hits in as they cower. However, you will have to face the fact that holding onto this thing feels weird. Even funnier and worse if it’s food. You will look at your soup like no other. Sitting on your plate is an Anxiety Donut. If you work up the nerve to eat it, you will feel dread like no other. Nothing will feel right, and you will sit on the floor and cry. It is not fun.