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Keep honking!
I'm getting sucked off by a blowjob robot completely powered by the sound of honks.
AND I'M ABOUT TO BUST.

This is a real sticker btw.
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#suggestive#stuck in traffic. straight up horking it. and by it hehee well lets jestr say. my machinie weenie#<- horrible tag i know
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i thought naming myself this would be really funny. and it Is. every time i get into a match i think about gabriel playing Miku Rhythm Game
#art#ultrakill#gabriel#v1#comic#doodles#project sekai#can you believe this was the idea that got me out of like a month and a half long creative dry spell. can you believe it#look man i'll take it where i can get it ok#do u like his jesus phone#anyway i no longer rage at rhythm game. there is a little gabriel in my head that does it for me (way funnier)#this isnt even a game its a gacha pretending to be a game. your score isnt based on skill its based on how fancy your characters are lmao#its Nearly pay to win on account of you can get good characters if you play enough but like. cmon man. dhbdshjbf#and i think touchscreen based rhythm games are... a horrible idea. on top of that. buttons are better and more reliable#CONCEPTUALLY i hate this game. and yet i play it frequently. oops ! project diva was better but lord knows theyre never making another#i didnt mean to rant about dumb mobile games in these tags but here i am. i am not immune to rhythm games. even if they#are ''games'' and not real games. i hit funny buttons in time to music and it makes my brain go Hee Hoo#anyway put the phone down gabriel im here to kick your ass
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heres a crappy venn (??) diagram explaining the dynamics in the tl4j time travel au bc it's easier than trying to write a full plot
#tl4j time travel au#slightly longer ver is cal and ezra have 1. accepted what's happened to them and 2. know tragedy has given them an amazing found family#which they wouldnt have if everything was 'fixed'#and ezra knows from the wbw that changing the past is a Bad idea (which alongside the found family thing cal accepts n agrees w)#but ahsoka cant take her own advice and insists fixing this is Different to the Kanan thing#bc she has not accepted it the same way and her life is soo much more depressing and seeing the live republic reminds her#if she fixed the timeline she'd have her whole family back (bc rn she just has luke) and thered be so much less horrible horrible loss#and luke is the force's specialest boy so he assumes itll all work out great#its basically 'attachments + compassion for those the empire killed' vs 'attachments + acceptance of the world that exists now'#like both 'sides' are going half good jedi ideology and half attachment ig (tho cal n ezra i think have a one-up on jedi-ness of their idea#misc tag#but even tho cal n ahsoka/ ezra n luke have opposed goals theyre the only ones who understand what the other is going thru#so u get fun dynamics as shown by the diagram
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i really think about it all the time like people do not afford thea the status of a victim at ALL. even people who defend her it's just never brought up when people talk about her in relation to jean/kevin that thea wasn't just brainwashed, she was also physically abused and undermined and publicly humiliated and treated like a token at best and an object at worst. the way riko tells kevin to "just fuck her already" like she's not even a person, jean openly admiting that there was a raven who was so racist to her it became a notable problem, riko sneering when kevin mentioned he thought thea was pretty, the ravens giving jasmine, a white woman, the title thea begged and battled for and got constantly denied. the discussion with jean specifically seems very keen on thinking thea couldn't possibly know what sexual abuse is or feels like despite being one of the few women in the roster and the only black woman that we know of that's ever been part of the ravens. why do you think thea is incapable of being a victim? why do you think she couldn't possibly know what suffering is, unlike her white boy counterparts?
#the jean thing specifically drives me CRAZY because do you fucking think the ravens were normal about women#do you think they were normal about Black women specifically?#jean was young and the obvious faggotized subject and he was in a horrible position but at the end of the day jean is a man.#if grayson was just allowed to do what he did to jean under wraps what do you think the men in evermore do to the women there?#do you think the partner system that locks you into the same room with (likely) a man you don't even know is easy when you're the most#hated demographic in the world?#that's the most frustrating part of jean and thea discourse to me ALWAYS. do you think thea doesn't know what it's like#do you genuinely think she was in any position of power at all in evermore#txt#thea#actually fuck it i hope this goes in the tag#jean moreau#the golden raven#the sunshine court#thea muldani#kevin day
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The GGG discord is great
#shitpost#ggg#capochin#augh#this was one of the jacked up embroideries dont worry#sorry to everyone in the tags looking for good artwork of this wonderful horrible little old man#i love him so much#i never watched dr who#but i know lady cassandra#yuckie
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i don't generally bother posting the stuff i knit exactly from existing patterns but i finally wove in the ends on a couple frankensteined socks and figured i might as well throw them up here? they're very dumb but i'm fond of them.
for the first pair i made up a colorwork pattern for the feanorian heraldic symbol, and slapped it together with the pisqu sock structure and toe pattern, and a snippet of a mitten for the sole halves. the yarn is 100g of jamieson's of shetland that i got on the high street of fort william, as a treat after walking 100 miles from glasgow to get there, and i had... maybe 10 yards total left over? i had to cut off the long tail from my cast-on and use it to graft the toe closed on the last sock; it was nerve-wracking. if i did this pattern again, i'd probably put the toe motif in between the two heraldic lozenges, but the first time through i wasn't sure how the math would work out so i frontloaded them. ah well!
the second pair is the structure of an existing sock i've forgotten the name of (worked in the round from the tip of the heel to a hat-like shape with six sides; two opposite ones are grafted together to form the instep and the other sets of two open into the cuff and close into the toe), with the colorwork pattern from the gogink sweater yoke. i thiiiink you could do this with basically any colorwork sweater yoke, but i've only tried it with this one. if i did it again i'd add some short rows to the front side of the cuff; the construction sort of pulls it down so that the heel side of the cuff is higher than the front, and a couple short row rounds would probably level it back out. i like these because they neatly smash the cuff-down/toe-up binary and make everybody mad, and i am at all times an imp of the perverse.
#ignore me standing in my windowsill it's the cleanest part of my room rn and the lighting was good#knitting#fiber art#knitblr#that's it that's enough tags if you see it you see it.#oh also if anyone wants charts/more detailed instructions for either of these let me know and i'll slap something together!#i also have a colorwork block for the nolofinwean heraldic symbol if anyone feels strongly about their allegiances#but you gotta say þerinde with the þ seven times out loud before i'll give it to you‚ because i am a horrible partisan bastard :D#aggressive linguistic prescriptivism#<- fiber arts tag for a reason!#subcreation
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Kiss gun!
Based on this tweet!

#oooh they are so dumb UAAAAA#I only have two Vashwood moods and it’s the horrible knowledge of existence and the perishment that comes with it#and silly coocoo *airhorn*#today we got the second one. like Russian roulette you will never know what I will drop next#there is some additional parts to that tweet that I’ll doodle soon! it’s such a funny thing they are dumb and we should all embrace that#they deserve to behave in the most embarrassing ways affectionately and enjoy every ounce of it#I’m letting them be happy see? can I claim the sixty billion double kissis???#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vashwood#trigun fanart#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#not sure which version this would be but I’m so tagging them all OQNWM#trigun stampede#trigun maximum#lenssi draws
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Good Evening to all 4 people in the KCD tags
#my art#kcd#kingdom come deliverance#kingdom come: deliverance#henry of skalitz#father godwin#hans capon#digital art#fanart#when KCD2 comes out. who knows. maybe there will be a whopping 7 people in the tags ;]#also please forgive me for using the most unreadable font ever. there is alt-text atleast#i love horrible blackletter fonts 😔
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Costume for a friend's masquerade :D
#loosely inspired by the Sinosauropteryx. but mostly based around Looking Cool and also Fitting On My Face#artists on tumblr#mask#maskmaker#costume#art#paper mache#anthro#dinosaur#i dare not go into any other paleo tags for fear of ppl who actually know things about dinosaurs attacking me with hammers#and chisels. and those little brushes they use for their excavations#the masquerade theme was vampires vs dinosaurs — it was fun getting a prompt to force me outside my usual Meaty And Horrible comfort zone#that being said long time no meaty horrors. gotta remedy that soon
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I’m going to give you the coordination of a 2013 YA protagonist
#this curse already afflicts me I am the clumsiest person I know#sigh#I once met my friend’s parents his mom said “I can see how you’re scout tf2 and then I stood up and hit my head on a lamp#also yes my friend’s mom looked at me and diagnosed me with scout#read the tags#then yesterday i was talking to some friends leaned back too far and hit my head on the wall#when i tell you i made the MOST 'moe anime girl' squeak#it was so horrible and embarrassing
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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?
Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan qiren#jin guangshan#I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.
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Hey, saw that you're having a bit of rough day. :(
I'm almost finished the next part.
But, would you like Prowl to bully "the wet bread moron" Josh? (as a treat. there's a part I could slide it in) Like a little petty revenge like get back at people being jerks to orcas?
-GLC
Oh I would absolutely love that yes🥺👉👈
#Prowl deserves that#especially since they all keep expecting him to behave like a crazy scared horse/j#I was spending a lot of time watching videos and reading articles about wild and captive orcas#sorry it's a bit unrelated just don't mind the tags kflgmdbd#yeah so. I remember going to aquarium a bunch of years ago and seeing those performances#I was absolutely AMAZED by orcas because as a kid I was kinda obsessed with them haha#watched a lot of documentaries. all about wild orcas#so shortly after I went to the aquarium I tried to look for their stuff on the internet. some recordings and photos and names of the animals#there were A LOT of people SCREAMING around that content. Telling everyone that those animals are abused and suffering#-and shouldn't be held captive. Calling the aquarium “the orca prison” and stuff#I remember how annoyed I was seeing them. Because the staff cheerfully told me that “see they live happy they have a lot of food and-#-and nothing to worry about. What else can they want?“#I was so pissed at those “crazy hysterical eco activists” because they were actively ruining such a fun place#Now when I know better I wish I could meet those people and thank them#they got what they were fighting for. well. mostly they did#Hunting orcas is illegal now thanks to them#and breeding stopped too#they refused to let their last surviving Orca free (she was caught. not born in captivity) but they stated they won't try to get more orcas#Every time I see something about wild orcas it's so amazing and every time I see what humans do to them it gets more horrible#With all that said. If someone is still reading this haha. I now have another idea for a character who's gonna suffer immensely#because I went to see what exactly those activists vere fighting against and now I have some fresh fucking ideas
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skill issue? skull issue!
if tumblr compresses it... pls open it for better quality o|-< sobsob
#TY sal and star for enabling me lol!!!! here's a wip that i rly like but i'm so. so busy i dont know whei can finish it :( so here we gooooo#kjsadjfgjg#mystuff#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run#crk#cookie run kingdom#experimental#yeah ive never done anything like this before LOL but its sooo the direction i want to take my art!! i want to get weird with it.#the chance this is gonna get compressed horribly is higher than i like#uaahhh.#cross my fingars... praying..#wait. tagging. yeah#bright colors#eyestrain#scopophobia#cookie run fanart
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Pictured: Loop being extremely normal as they lay in their shallow (homemade) grave as they meditate on existence and also if they have annoyed the Researcher enough THIS time for her to murder them and bury them alive.
(Spoilers - they did not annoy her even CLOSE to that much.)
And there is the required reverse image of Odile arriving - she's had a LONG day (i.e. previous loop), and due to this it will take ten minutes before she even acknowledges the shallow grave Loop is laying in, as she was distracted complaining about what Siffrin just did to annoy her.
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I'd say there's context for all of that, because like...there IS context? Here's the link to the series of fics that HAS that context even! But also...even with context...can't say that it's going to make any of this less weird.
Mostly Odile is looping because due to Loop's wish the universe got rewritten to make Siffrin's repression and emotional issues (the ones bad enough to get him stuck in a time loop in the game) 'someone else's' problem...or at least that's Loop's best theory atm!
Regardless, context or not, I'm quite happy with how the pics came out, and figured I might as well post them here too.
#isat#isat loop#isat odile#in stars and time#like a wheel ever turning au#odile looping au#my art#This was vaguely gesturing at the 'Siffrin gets woken up by Mirabelle' at the start of the game#but like#RADICALLY recontextualized to be near unrecognizable#also vaguely gesturing at the 'hanged man' tarot card because Loop's too fabulous to not pose dramatically in the grave they dug themselves#just to make a point#a point which odile then processed to ignore#Gotta say from the point that i got the vision of loop digging their own grave#the chapter basicly wrote itself#i love how much black humour In Stars in Time fanfics can have without it killing the tone by making it humourless!#It IS possible to write idiots in time loops dying horribly and still have it be a black comedy in pokemon#but LORD that was so much harder to keep the tone balanced with#....look.#i KNOW i have a thing for time loops#i imprinted on Steins;Gate when it first came out and was never the same again#that anime has it's many issues but also it rewrote part of my brain#...also...verbal ticks.#still say 'dootdeedoo~!' unironically#to be fair! I also would say 'nya' as a verbal tick - had to ACTIVELY unlearn doing it even so i'd stop doing it at lecturers in uni#why yes! i was REALLY easy to mock as a teen lol#anyway these tags got off topic#let's wrap this shit up
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sometimes its not only correct to draw grown men in madoka cosplay, its necessary
#doodles#does this get the shitpost tag#actually no i spent like 6 hours on this drawing this isnt a shitpost anymore ive simply committed to the bit too much#epic the musical#odysseus#polites#eurylochus#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#see polites is mami because they both have cute moments with the main character and then die horribly in the next 15 minutes#sorry if you guys dont know what happens in episode 3 of madoka but uh sounds like a skill issue#my curse is that madoka magica is my favorite anime literally ever and i NEVER got into the fandom whatsoever#i dont even draw madoka characters
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oops! all ponies!!





you can tell these r sorta old because jons not MASSIVE HUGE TALL GIANT
But yk just.. pretend..
I really liked drawing pony designs for them I REALLY like ponies...also people liked this one on ig when I first posted it!! rare for me 2 like something and to have it do well
I've got no excuse for why everyone's all cute n gay I think drawing horses just MAKES you make them kiss
Jon doesn't have a cutie mark because uhhhhhh ermm ummm
their all earth ponies also because I kinda didn't...wanna figure out what they'd each be BUT IF I DID....
jon n tom are earth(toms pretty farm pony coded imo)
matt n duin pegasus
edd n mark unicorn?? maybe???
tord unicorn too I guess but I'm not used to including him
also one image being SUPER low quality is so funny to me genuinely but also FHUCK dawg why don't I save my art in high quality....I need to stop not sending people my finished stuff because otherwise it gets posted and is PROBABLY gone from my ibis gallery because........well tbf me clearing my gallery is my fault mostly but...cmon
#eddsworld#ew tom#ew matt#ew edd#ew neighbors#ewlaur#ew laurel#ew eduardo#ew jon#ew mark#jimboponyau#RARE TORD INCLUSION!!!!!!!#ew tord#does the main three HAVE a ship name or is it JUST polys world??....#Whatrver main guys are always gay uou guys know what i do :3#jonmark#JON MARK!!!!!N#somepne mentioned on the og post its kinda sad toms cutie mark is a bottle and-... well yea it is huh#my second option would have been his guitar but addiction is sorta all consuming its not far fetched he just drew a bad hand..hoof..and had#his everything predetermined.which is grim and horrible for a dumb pony au but idk :/#eddsworld edd#eddsworld matt#eddsworld tom#tom eddsworld#eddsworld tord#cant wait to never tag HIM again#tord enjoyers go crazy with this one if i ever draw NAY post him again itll be because my partner asks or smth#their tord crazy!!!!#THERES A TAG LIMIT???#polysworld
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