#<- blows them up /vpos

[ask-steven-stevenson]

“..oh.! Oh no. I’m fine. Really. Just a little pain. It’ll blow over soon. Don’t worry. Plus, it’s bot something overly concerning. I’ll be fine.”

[Steven will in-fact not be fine. Down side of being human again…. Everything caught up to him </3. All the overworking and shit is VERY apparent. He looks horrible.]

“There’s a whole ass reason. But There’s not much we can do about it.”

//ALRIGHT IM FREE TO HARRASS MY DAD NOW I WAS TRAPPED SOMEWHERE ❤️

he!!!!! walks in!!!!! hes human!!!!! yippee!!!!! also sorry steven yoinking barley away for this one so you kinda just see and identical copy of the human form of your son steal him away from you.

hey dad. whatcha up to?

//@the-flys-buzz (THATS ENOUGH LETS GET YOU HOME STARTED PLAYING AS I WAS TYPING THIS WHAT IF I BROKE DOWN INTO TEARS)

[[HEL. WELCOME BACK !!]]

[HELP. He saw that. He’s.. concerned and.. worried..??? But he’ll worry about it later. Maybe. He wants HIS EMPLOYEE BACK.]

“Oh? Hello. What do you need? Are you alright?”

[awe. He sounds so worried about his son 💔💔💔.]

[stormbreaker-290]

In other news:

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

#𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄, 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄.

🎀 asked ↺ HPLY SHIT FLAMEBRINGER HAS ME DOWN BAD. HIS VOICE. THE EDGE MIXED WITH A LOVE FOR FLOWERS... NEW SARKAZ BOY ACQUIRED /VPOS. i feel like he's either the sweetest lover or wants to take you from behind and fuck you into oblivion. there is no in-between.

cw. sub!reader, mean!flamebringer, rough sex, cumming inside (use condoms irl!!), big cock, overstimulation, dacryphilia, possessive behaviors, size kink, strength kink, hickies, blood kink, mating press, full nelson, doggy style & sex marathons. MINORS DNI!!

art credit. (please go check 'em out, art is super good!! they do have nsfw art so minors beware!!)

he's the type of boyfriend who would use you as his personal armrest, but if someone else tries it, he swings at them then acts like he didn't just try to start a fight. honestly the man is so unpredictable but i'm pretty sure he'd be less of a menace to you at the very least, letting you fall asleep on his admittedly comfy chest without voicing a complaint once. and good luck trying to pry him off of you when he's fallen asleep on you, bc that man has an absolute death grip and he's not gonna let go anytime soon.

flamebringer can and will fuck you into oblivion, his calloused hands tightly gripping your waist as he slams himself against your backside over and over. his cock spreads you open far wider than what could be considered normal, reaching so deep that you swear you can feel him in your stomach. each brutish thrust pricks at nerves that have you sobbing and babbling stupidly, erasing any figments of thoughts or cares. there's nothing to ground you, nothing to think of but the way flamebringer fucks you into the mattress until he finally cums, painting your insides white with thick creamy globs. but just once isn't enough to satisfy him — the sarkaz needs the entirety of rhodes island to know who's fucking you this good. he won't stop until his stamina has run out and he's emptied his heavy balls into you, even if you're beyond exhausted by that point.

the hickies and deep bites he leaves behind are the type that stand out like a sore thumb and take weeks to heal up entirely. all the makeup in the world can't hide the indents of his teeth against your collarbone, or the love bites decorating the sides of your neck. and that doesn't even begin to account for the mess he made on the rest of your body. his bites tear deep enough to draw blood, the pain triggering fat tears to stain your cheeks, and he watches with a primal sort of hunger when he watches you sob like that. it's gotten to the point where you've begun to become terribly aroused by the searing pain, your mind so fogged that you can only focus on the painful pleasure that flamebringer delivers. and all of it is done with a purpose, since he's got such a nasty possessive streak on him, smug arrogance filling his chest when he watches you make a feeble, and admittedly pathetically adorable, attempt at walking after he'd just finished blowing out your backside.

flamebringer's strength is the source of his fiery pride, especially since he can use it to his advantage when he wants to fuck you senseless. he can, without a doubt, fuck you in full nelson, arms hooked under your plush thighs, his self-control cracking with each warbled moan escaping your lips. mating press has to be his absolute favorite, however, since he can watch each cute expression you make and be able to crush you beneath him, snuffing out any hopes you have of attempting to crawl away from him. the position allows him to reach even deeper, his fat cock brushing against sensitive nerves that leave you jolting and desperately clinging onto him. he just finds it so cute that you're chanting his name — stupidly babbling it like it's the only thing you can even remember. and of course, each time he cums, each load will stay safely nestled deep inside your oversensitive hole. at least, until he pulls out, your gaping walls unable to keep his seed from dripping out.

keep being this cute and pliant for him and he really may never want to ever let you go. it's only a matter of time before he can truly claim you as his♡

[mayisgoingnuts]

This is a long one (also sorry took a while, but I was cooking Mac n cheese)

Susie: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU!

Pump: OH SHUT UP SUSIE!

Susie: YOU SHUT IT YOU LITTLE MONSTER!

Pump: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!

Mr. Wonder: children please

Susie: a little jerkwad who has ruined our family.

Mr. Wonder: SUSIE!

Pump: it’s not even that bad!

Susie: not that bad? NOT THAT BAD?! Do you still not get what you did?!

Pump: I-

Susie: you have harassed, tormented, assaulted and nearly killed just about everyone in this town! You have caused so much property damage this family’s debts just keep piling up!

Pump: oh please! Mom and dad make lots of money they care about it more than-

Mr. Wonder: don’t you dare finish that sentence!

Susie: it doesn’t matter how much they make, or how much they’ve saved up. With the amount of damages you’ve caused and the amount that we are going to have to pay back, it is going to drain any savings they have.

Pump: they can just-

Susie: what? They can what? Earn years worth of savings back in a few months? Not possibly get their pay cut or get demoted or even get fired over this? They can definitely forget any chances they had at promotions and better pay. Who wants to work with the parents of such a hateful little gremlin?

Pump: shut up!

Susie: and more so, if they do lose their jobs and they have to get new ones. People won’t hire them, they’re gonna have to get low paying jobs. We’ll have no money to our name. Barely able to afford bills and necessities. And forget college.

Pump: school is dumb anyway.

Susie: yeah maybe for a brain dead loser like you who never tried! But I actually did. Because I wanted to go to college, I wanted to become an artist. To maybe even make shows and movies and games as a character designer. But I can kiss that goodbye.

Pump: I don’t care!

Susie: of course you don’t. You’re too damn selfish to think of anyone else! And you know what’s worse? I can’t even go anywhere in town without people reminding me that I’m your sister. Because that’s all they see me as. So forget any friends I could’ve made, any job opportunities, or even leaving this town.

I’m just Pump’s sister. Not Susie.

Pump: well I’m losing Skid!

Susie: good! Holy crap you were bad before, but the minute you met that kid you got so much worse! And even though I’m mad at Ms. Lila for Skid, she’s even worse off! She’s a single parent who’s barely making ends meet, how the hell is she gonna pay all this off?

And having to completely upend her life and leave behind the few friends she’s got left at that you and that brat haven’t taken away from her?!

Pump: it’s not my fault! I just wanted to have fun, everybody else is just dumb!

Susie: it is completely your fault!

Pump: if you were a nicer sister-

Susie: DON’T YOU DARE PIN THIS ON ME! I DIDN’T MAKE YOU BE FRIENDS WITH A SADISTIC LITTLE NUTCASE! I DIDN’T MAKE YOU HARASS THE TOWN! I DIDN’T DO ANY OF THAT!

YOU DID! YOU AND THAT LITTLE DEMON!

Pump: he’s not-

Susie: How in the world did I get cursed with the most supid, selfish piece of trash like you for a brother?

Pump: *blows raspberry*

Susie:….I hate you.

Pump: *shocked*

Susie: *sniff* you’ve ruined my life. You’ve ruined anything I could have done with it. And you’ve ruined the rest of the family’s too. Next time you want to be stupid?

Leave us out of it.

/vpos

[sun-ea-sports]

OHH MY DAYS!!!!/pos

Why so catcore /lh /pos

Little thing for @sun-ea-sports!!

Claws' design is literally so cool, I really used to be really invested in the whole 'object head' thing so your design just spoke to my past heheh..

[rachiecrown]

OOOOHHH MY GOD LMAO I JUST SAW THE ETHO BDUBS MAGICAL GIRL AU AND IM OBSESSEDDDDD AAAAHHHHH do u have any ideas for potential other magical girls??? or who bdubs was aiming for???????? what are the rules in this universe for being a magical girl?? what exactly do they fight??? PLSPLS AAAAAAAAAAA

/pos

GRGEGAGGEHE YYAYYDYAYA YIPPEE YIPPEE /vpos

^ My first reaction to your ask btw

This is gonna be a long-ish post!!

Okay okay okay so,, as I said before, metropolitan setting, big city, yada yada,

Here's what they fight first!!

In the Etho drawing, in the bottom right corner, BDubs is yelling about fighting monsters... The monsters are kinda like, big, almost shadowy kinda blobby things. Idk how to describe it so I did a really lazy drawing

(ik it's bad don't come at me ty)

So like these things are called Grief Monsters, they're formed from large concentrations of negative emotion in one area. They can range anywhere from the size of a large person to a small building. Bigger ones are super rare tho.

In order to defeat one, a Magical will have to use an attack which usually draws from positive energy. Depending on how determined they are, they can usually beat the monster in one blow, but it will probably take a little bit of time to charge up after transforming.

Most people can't usually see the monster. It will continue to feast on negativity and grow, then eventually bring the energy back to some sort of realm of darkness. Either Familiars, Magicals or people with potential to become Magicals can see them.

In order to become a magical girl, or just Magical, in this AU, (idk I was saying magical girl just to be silly lol but officially in the AU they're called Magicals), something called a Familiar will have to form a bond with them.

Familiars have a special magic that allows both them and their Magical to gain a second form, being a human form for the Familiar and a magical girl(?) form for the Magical.

Usually the magic potential is stronger if the Familiar and Magical's energies align, which I based off of Double Life soul bonds!

This leads up to Etho and BDubs creating their bond! Etho really just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time during a Grief Monster's harvest, (which I need to mention, Grief Monsters will try to eat unbound Familiars) and ended up having to protect a very loud and stressed strange little moss creature.. being BDubs.

BDubs kinda pushed the bond onto Etho, since Etho had Magical potential and the two of them were in a stressful situation, but turns out, whoopsie! Their energies didn't really align correctly! Turns out BDubs got the wrong guy!

Regardless, BDubs gets his human form and protection from the monster while Etho gets his Magical form, some powers, and a pretty dress.

Because of how the energies pair based on Double Life, BDubs should've aimed for Impulse.. Etho would've eventually gotten Joel as a Familiar if things happened differently. (BDubs and Joel will argue about this later with a very confused Etho in the background... Cut to Impulse out and about living his best life)

Here's some other duos I've made in the AU!

Jimmy and Tango - These two have been around for a little while! Tango's the Magical while Jimmy's the familiar, and they're kinda the laughing stocks of the magical community due to how bad they actually are at fighting monsters.

Martyn and Ren - Martyn's the Magical and Ren's the Familiar. These two have been around a little longer than Timmy and Tango. Martyn was once paired with another Familiar, but she left after their bond failed.

Scott and Cleo - Scott's been around a little longer than Cleo, but they created a magic bond a few days after meeting. Scott's the Magical while Cleo's the Familiar.

Joel and Lizzie - Magical Lizzie and Familiar Joel! These two came after Etho and BDubs, since Joel was pushed away by BDubs being territorial, so he kinda just ended up sticking with the pink haired girl who seems to be perpetually confused

Scar and Grian - Magical Grian and Familiar Scar didn't make a bond until really really late. Grian was on the scene for a long time before meeting Scar, and their bond formed maybe a day or two before BDubs and Etho meet. These two are the main villains of the AU. Teehee

ANYWAYSSS IM SO HAPPY I COULD SHARE THIS YAYAYA

TYSM FOR ASKING YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY YIPPEEE

Again if anyone has more questions my inbox is wide open! I'm working on some designs right now so those should be posted soon enough :D

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

sees notif from you reblogging one of my posts (with potential to blow up imo) loses mind /vpos HELLO HAI HELLO :))))) i know we don't talk much if at all and we're kinda somewhat orbiting around each other on this wild lil website BUT i love your writing :)))) it's brilliant "i love all these men and their boyfriends + relationships" adding onto that if you don't mind my doing so real fast bc i felt compelled headcanons! headcanons we're giving these characters more life, more color, giving them a piece of ourselves,,, IT'S JUST it's so cool and fun and interesting to read eee :))))) thank you for your time and your headcanons uwaa stay rad and keep writing and creating (as you feel the desire to ofc, don't overwork/force yourself!!) reminder that u are fantastic okay cool thank you BYEEEEE <3

Hi Clover! This is so sweet oml 💖💖💖💖 I really, really hope the post blows up! I'm sorry we don't really talk, I just get super nervous with my mutals :,) I totally agree with the "Giving the characters life" thing. Thank you for everything you said. It's made my day. 💖💖💖💖 literally sending all the positive to you rn

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Now, Emulator doesn’t normally visit Adminspace, and for good reason; as the embodiment of her entire game’s code, which is far too much for their comparatively simple Server’s to handle, and she’ll involuntarily start overwriting their level geometry and assets with her own. While she can technically hold it in for a bit, the most she’s managed is ten minutes on a good day.

Today is decidedly not a good day.

She strides into the office-like realm with purpose, each step producing the clack of heel on tile and a patch of randomized ground texture. The Admins around her swiftly clear a path, a few of them at least pretending they’re not running away from her, and the various desks and chairs involuntarily do the same as they’re warped and twisted by her presence. Various small items transform into coins, shells, and other such things, including the chat window of one unlucky Admin who didn’t notice her in time getting replaced by a Bob-omb.

“My main goal is to blow up!”

She reaches the main desk, which is manned by a smartly dressed chibi woman with a slightly blocky hair bun and a fluffy tail of all things, identified by her nameplate as Manifest. She doesn’t seem even a bit scared of the clear affront to computer science before her, which was rather impressive, and…maybe a little attractive?

‘Nope! Here On Important Business! Not the time to question my sexuality!’

“Can I help you with anything, miss…”

“Uh, Emulator, and yes! Do you know if…” it occurred to her that she actually knew very few Admins by name, and even fewer that she trusted to take her concerns seriously instead of treating her like an overpowered nutjob, “if Abyssal is in? I need to speak with them about a situation in my universe.”

“Let me check…” Manifest starts fiddling with her computer, then winces, “It looks like they’re in a meeting right now, but it should be wrapping up in a few minutes.”

“That’s alright,” she lies, taking a seat on a nearby chair, “I can wait.”

As if on cue, a pixelated flagpole erupts out of the floor to her left.

Oh boy...

"‘Nope! Here On Important Business! Not the time to question my sexuality!’" AND "…maybe a little attractive?" KILLED ME LMAOO /POS

BUT THIS IS SO GOOD!!! OUGH!! ALL THE ADMINS STEERING CLEAR OF HER, HER CODE WARPING EVERYTHING, THE FLAGPOLE JUST POPPING UP TO CONTRADICT HER STATEMENT,, OUGH,, /VPOS

And when Abyssal finally wraps up that meeting, and they think for just a moment that finally, finally they can have a moment of rest.. they get a message from Manifest, saying that someone was here to see them. They sighed but nod, looking closer at the name of the being and- oh no, it was Emulator.

Abyssal straightens their back more and hurries, already noting the distorted code and everything else. 'Oh boy. The repair team is going to have fieldday with this.'

They get their way over to Manifest and Emulator, putting on a calm smile despite their worry. Seeing the flagpole and, well, everything else distorting around Emulator, it was hard for Abyssal to reason if it was because of the code of her or the fact that Emulator seemed so worried.

"Emulator, yes?" Abyssal speaks up as they approach, but make sure to keep some distance from the corrupted code. "Welcome to the Adminspace. I hope I haven't kept you waiting too long. Follow me to my office, please. I can only assume that if you're asking for me, it might include some private matters."

[the-flys-buzz]

HE!!!!! gave a thumbs up!!!!! his dads :(

y. yeah uh. still. thank you. do you need me to get you another cane maybe?

//ALRIGHT IM FREE TO HARRASS MY DAD NOW I WAS TRAPPED SOMEWHERE ❤️

he!!!!! walks in!!!!! hes human!!!!! yippee!!!!! also sorry steven yoinking barley away for this one so you kinda just see and identical copy of the human form of your son steal him away from you.

hey dad. whatcha up to?

//@the-flys-buzz (THATS ENOUGH LETS GET YOU HOME STARTED PLAYING AS I WAS TYPING THIS WHAT IF I BROKE DOWN INTO TEARS)

[[HEL. WELCOME BACK !!]]

[HELP. He saw that. He’s.. concerned and.. worried..??? But he’ll worry about it later. Maybe. He wants HIS EMPLOYEE BACK.]

“Oh? Hello. What do you need? Are you alright?”

[awe. He sounds so worried about his son 💔💔💔.]