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[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[gg-carboxylase]

I am SO FUCKING HERE for this. He is an absolute work of art under his clothes, so maybe we manifested hard enough to get extra half naked men.

surprise papang appearance

[thehammyyammy]

[miku-meeku]

haha chat you wont believe what i got myself into haha

[vaguelypresentt]

Orange Town panel redraw that I’ve been using as a warmup :)

[spuirrelwiththeletterp]

oops my finger slipped... anyway

been going absolutely insane

I felt like I was collecting these fckrs like they're Pokémon or something lmao

I want to make art of them all

I WANT TO DRAW MORE

am absolutely fecking distraught I couldn't include more of them... mostly cuz I forgor most of them even existed lmfao

praying I tag everyone right 😰

from left to right, top to bottom:

Static Hue belongs to @ossiethegreat

Mimic belongs to @marshmall

Forest belongs to @julia-jck

Stitch (left) belongs to @stitchau

Stitch (right) belongs to @ezekrawr

yes I added two Stitchs right next to each other >:)

Forty-Six belongs to @starswirly

Buddy belongs to @a-silly-sys

Fluoride belongs to @mayandcheese

Async belongs to @fl00mie

Crosswire belongs to @tearcynical

Ethernet belongs to @labryveinth

Miscode belongs to @ask-miscode

Print Error belongs to me

Smiler belongs to @fetusbaconegg

Fossil belongs to @trashlate

Echo, Anx and Cavi belong to @hheisa

Psychology belongs to @thaltro

Peach belongs to @qin-qin16

Nym belongs to @artpepkin

Dot belongs to @yo-honne

Arz belongs to @danielave2001

Lucid belongs to @radicalrainbow

Bear, Dread, and Tomb belong to @brute-luvr

Pale and Template belong to @unu-nunu-art

Outcast belongs to @avianoutcast

[licht-hex]

“ITS GOTTA BE PERFECT”

So I actually got around to watching it and

He’s just like me fr fr (light joke)

[triglycercule]

horrortale waterfall game broke me sorry (hey just like horror!)

[yourocdoeswhat]

If your OC wears a mask or face covering, when do they feel comfortable taking it off?

[zallosaurus]

doomed yuri with a third wheel or whatever..

[froglemonade]

Postcards we will be selling to raise money for our local homeless friends to survive the winter. Sales will be in person only. You can contribute by helping out the homeless people in your area!

Had a lot of fun drawing these! Will post them individually as well.

[izuke-the-zombie]

This is a little head cannon/What if Macaque had more original powers, a little more Starry Night dreamlike powers leaning into the more nurturing kind, you know, the moon and sun kind of powers? 🌙☀️

 

Maybe in the past, he was like a therapy friend to Wukong, someone he could really be himself with, vent, and tell his secrets without being judged in the safety of his own dreams. Someone he can truly trust, and that was Macaque.

Skip to Redemption Ark for Mac

Now he's a therapy friend to the whole MK team! (Against his will) They cuddle, pet, and vent to him with their problems. He's like one of Sandy's therapy cats, just bigger and grumpier.😾💕✨ he just has this way with people I guess

Okay, this is how it starts: Macaque and Wukong's first encounter was in a dream.

Wukong would not shut up about the pretty demon in his crazy dreams, often to his sworn brothers; he talked about all the fun and crazy adventures he'd have, the long meaningful conversations and jokes, and the occasionally moving pictures of otherworldly strong magical humans with sparkly eyes and spiky hair who wield giant weapons that shoots Fire called anime, and that this had been going on for a few months now.

This annoyed and concerned them; they think it's a demon trying to take over the Monkey King's mind or trying to brainwash him somehow, so Azure Lion and the Sworn Brothers all brainstormed together to devise a plan to somehow confront this tricky dream demon. Wukong doesn't want the fun dreams to end or scare off this other celestial monkey, so he decides to talk to his friend in his dreams. Wukong casually brings up the idea that the macaque should visit Flower Fruit and meet his sworn brothers! Macaque of course hesitates, not sure of the idea of traveling to an unknown island and meeting The Monkey King's questionable choice of sworn brothers, but of course, Wukong, sad and a bit offended, but he doesn't give up.

He decides to bring upon the Ultimate Weapon, begging and whining until Macaque crumbles and gives in, which eventually does. Mac reluctantly agrees to travel over to FFM in disguise, just to be safe he tells Wukong he'll be there. Within a month, Wukong couldn't be more excited; he was like a little kid waiting for Christmas day!

So this is what kinds of powers I think he should have.

😴 the first pic is crossing over to other people's dreams and making their experience life-like he has illusion magic so this makes sense to me. Wukong and macaque would prank the Brotherhood or play tags and hide and seek in their brother's dreams. 🌸The second pic is the soothing ability to calm one's nerves if they pet or cuddle him like a therapy cat,🐈 Wukong would groom him for hours to calm his nerves. now come copes with food🍑🍔🍭

🌸🎶I saved the best one for last the cute/sad little head Cannon I have

At the end of every dream Mac visits they would end it by dancing to music Mac would bring from the future laughing and stumbling while wukong slowly wakes up, wukong has always gone to bed early But now he goes even earlier to bed. Wukong always thought he was the luckiest monkey in the world he gets to have two Adventure and one of them is with his prettiest best friend Macaque 😚✨the monkey of his dreams.

🌸 Wukong couldn't truly dream of a world without his bestest friend🥰✨

[musubiki]

witches brew ???!!

[loonyloopylupin96]

[fifteensjukebox]

i don't spend a lot of time on threads but im glad i saw this im dying

[muffinlance]

Do you get the impression the live action is treating us like utter morons?? Like I thought that making it aimed at an older audience would open the doors for more subtle story telling, but no, they're just using monologues to tell us eveything! Like in the second episode Katara's like 'oh his power isn't that he's the avatar, it's that he ~connects~ to people'. Girl we're not idiots we can see that!! And the first episode with Aang's goddawful 'I don't want this responsibility' monologue

THIS, YES. The word that keeps coming to mind is definitely "subtlety". The show for literal children? Had it. The remake for adults? Not so much.