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[inquisimail]

was talking to friends about our rooks as romanceable companions. remembered this meme

[natequarter]

[ID: Text from the novelisation of The Enemy of the World. It reads:

"Three guards ran out of the Palace and advanced on him, their boots crunching over the scattered glass.

‘Wait!’ Salamander ordered. He walked slowly over to Jamie. ‘What is this all about?’ he demanded.

Jamie had been preparing himself for his first encounter with the real Salamander for many hours, but even so he found the man’s hypnotic gaze hard to resist. ‘I … I heard about a plot, sir,’ he mumbled, his mouth feeling dry and sticky, ‘A bomb in your...’

[...]

‘Why did you risk your life for me?” he demanded.

Jamie licked his lips. ‘Well, sir, without your leadership I don’t think the world has much of a chance,’ he answered shyly.

‘You are loyal and fearless. That pleases me,’ Salamander murmured. ‘You would like to work for me?’ Salamander adjusted his collar with bejewelled fingers. ‘You will not be disappointed by what I pay, I assure you,’ he smiled, ‘and as for your young lady—no doubt Fariah can find her a task to keep her from mischief.’ Salamander clapped his hands with satisfaction. ‘You accept?’

Jamie hesitated a moment. ‘I'll give it a try, sir,’ he grinned. ‘But your security arrangements are just terrible. There’ll have to be changes.’

Salamander threw back his dark head and laughed throatily. ‘Excellent, excellent. We shall discuss everything later. Fariah, take our new young warn and feed him. Find him a uniform and then bring him and his young lady to me.’" /end ID]

me and my gf have enemy of the world novelisation written by ian marter (harry sullivan, also bisexual) and he is SO HORNY FOR SALAMANDER this is insane

[kingofdinosaurs]

diagram i drew with my mouse to explain absolutely nothing at all

[denkilightning]

ftm jay who first comes out to ras because he knows ras has done 7000 worse things to care

jay: i am not a woman.

ras: ..... alright. what do you wish to be called?

jay: captain.

ras: .... i meant gender-wise.

jay: the fucks a gennderwhize.

ras: ..... i see. if thats okay, we shall settle with he/him for you. and burn all previous records of you.

jay: sounds fun.

ras: would you like to change your name as well?

jay: no.

ras: ....... okay

[marazhaiaezyrraesh]

my autism latched so hard onto eso it's ridiculous

[magentameows]

this is not serious art but everyone look at these drifloons i drew very quickly when playing gartic phone after dnd with my pals. i was so excited to get my fav pokemon as a prompt

[loderlied]

9, 11 and 14 for The Judge? 👀

ok i didn’t consider this possibility because i block The Judge from my thoughts recently legitimately got too much shit going on to think about this brain tumour. it’s complicated for these games because The Judge is not a character per se, but more of a. concept? you know when the main antagonist in a story is not a person but like. a ravine vs characters on a mountain hike. that’s what i mean except replace the ravine or anything natural with The Judge. so, the only one of these i think i can do is 11!

11. What was your inspiration for your OC?

i actually filled out a small template that asked exactly this during the judge’s creation a while ago, so you can have that haha

not big on aot for many reasons, but i remember being disgustingly obsessed with that specific thing when season 1 came out and i watched it for the first time and i think it definitely is connected to whatever is going on here lol. fujimoto’s drawing directly spawned the actual concept for this idea very recently, while holden (i came up with the judge thing before thinking of this connection but retroactively yeah probably got subconsciously inspired and snatched the title judge there yeah lmao. it’s good! though they’re very very different haha) and kyubey are more like. general past obsessions that i think lead to this thing much like the aot situation. and then as a bonus all my fears and despairs and the general feeling of absolute hopelessness too for good measure. self explanatory i think. yay!

[possibly-eli]

something ive taken to doing recently is pressing in under my ribs when i inhale so i can feel my lungs move. reminds me im a person full of organs, since i have a tendency to forget that

[approximateknowledge]

homestuck is a mythology

[counterspell]

finally listening to the magnus archives and trying very hard to ignore how this man feels the need to voice act every diary entry thrown his way

[inquisimail]

a slightly less threatening image

there's a thing in my house

[witsserviceablesubstitute]

I can usually tell how young a fandom leans based on when found family is interpreted as a group of people with fixed and conventional familial roles rather than a messy group of friends at various levels of an intimacy that has no clear definition.

[tragedykery]

believe it or not but assigning morality to phones/phonemes isn’t the haha quirky little joke you think it is!

[merryfortune]

a sequence of events to make my current ot5 make sense.

yusaku and ai bring back all the ignis. most of them easily pair up obviously. spectre is begging for custody of earth but has the well, spectre, of the knights of hanoi behind him, particularly ryoken. however. yusaku and ai agree. to spectre's surprise. one one condition. they want to move into the mansion with them to keep an eye on earth. ryoken doesn't like this idea but he doesn't like spectre moping either. so, surprisingly, this works. and now they all live in kogami mansion :)

[kingofdinosaurs]

ok fuck it i can't ensure anyone will ask me for these so I'm posting the ones i did for sho/yu, terumi/relius, and zero/accord for fun

[chilling-in-the-void-alone]

Ever want to just disregard that you have a side blog and just reblog all the things to the main as well because,, art good <3