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TIL that former USA president Teddy Roosevelt was the first and only President to kill a cougar with a knife.

via reddit.com

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One of the most vile tricks ever pulled, is the way that even the mildest left-leaning ideals are made out to be a political imposition trying to force people to act or think a certain way, while even the hardest right-wing ideologies are construed as mere beliefs, matters of opinion that we must respect. 

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just read MCU and for a sec my brain couldnt interpret it as anything other than My Chemical Undertale

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Why do so many people on this site think that hating men is a personality trait lmao

simple. brain damage!

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blocked by god and muted by the devil

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keep that bitch scrappy doo off my dash

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fuck spending halloween by Myself i'm going to go out and get possessed

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have you seen nosferatu and if so... thoughts?

very annoyed by the disappointing but unsurprising discourse surrounding whether orlok and ellen's relationship is horrifyingly predatory or immensely sexually liberating. like nice dichotomy idiot. it's fucking both.

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physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

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if looks could kill you'd be Jeff

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Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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