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imadetheline · 3 months ago

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can't believe Megumi almost literally whipped out the "in another life I would've really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you." I'm not ok

#im so normal about jjk ending in 5 chapters haha #<<lying #but on the other hand gege is never beating the bl allegations #this chapter was everything actually #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 266 #jujutsu kaisen #megumi fushiguro #itafushi

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anachronistic-falsehood · 10 months ago

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pac wants to join the gang foolish started because cell was part of a gang in alcatraz and pac mirrors cell in a lot of ways in order to feel safer and more in control-- *gunshots*

#qsmp #liveblogging #i'm normal.#<<lying

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vindrawin · 1 year ago

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Day 2: <3

#artists on tumblr #October #pen art #inktober but not really #cute art #<<lying #the skirt hurt my fingers :/#unrealistic gore tw #exposed heart tw

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 3 months ago

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Deep sea benthic Miku

#i got this idea while lying in bed this morning and giggled about how funny it would be to draw #tripod fish #miku #hatsune miku #miku fanart #miku worldwide #international miku #art #my art

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inbabylontheywept · 3 months ago

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my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

#anecdotes #memories #worms #moms #the hazards of recreationally lying to children #dont treat my grandpa too harsh #story time #stories #babylon #animal death #religion

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apollos-boyfriend · 7 months ago

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#icarus speaks #apollo cameo #okay i’m lying a bit #he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long #not just an overly thick rope #but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful

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river--ghost · 7 days ago

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