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Jmart became the sinister happenings in the archives and honestly? Good for them
#my shit#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tma#tmp#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#Jon writes an autobiography titled 'Sinister Happenings in the Archives'
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favorite crack headcanon that me and my friends have is that Jedi fuck but won't marry (canon) and Mandalorians will not fuck without marriage. ensue comedy. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
#there's some truth to this with that boba fett piece where he thinks fucking before marriage is inappropriate#but idc enough to look into whether or not that's real for all mando#most probably not but wouldn't it be hilarious#jedi-mandalorian ships#dinluke#bobaluke#mars txt#'wouldn't it be funny' is the title of my autobiography
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Incorrect Astarion quote
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#astarion ancunin#astarion#made this and sent it to a friend when joking about my own trauma#according to them my autobiography title is “10 years of shit and a morally dubious vampire” ansshdgs
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Endless Chonlatee Gifs (7/?): Khaotung Thanawat as Unfathomably Horny Chonlatee (Tonhon Chonlatee, 2020)
#khaotung thanawat#tonhon chonlatee#chonlatee#my gifs#my edits#mine: tonhon chonlatee#mine: khaotung thanawat#mine: chonlatee#tostrangers#tusersilence#userjamiec#honestly this gif series should be#khaotung: a study in face journeys#title of chonlatee's autobiography: horror and horniness#he's a lil bean. and he's so stupid. and i will kill for him <3#it's so funny to watch khaotung's old stuff and see all the mannerisms he still carries into roles
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BISKYYYYYYYY
New nickname , I know 👁️
I'm just dropping by to check in on you girly
HOW ARE YOUUU HOPEFULLY YOU'RE DOING GOOD
And if you're not , get these fr
((Context : someone's Dad apparently got Dungeon Menshi'd and baked the exact same bread as Senshi , and it didn't work out too well and he made this meme instead I'M CRYING 😭😭 Cute old man fr aughh))
((And ye I saw it around here in Tumblr loll XD))
Have some more because I just like you very very much :33
AND THIS TOO !!!! I legit forgot to add this on my way to reblog you the other day fr , I seriously meant to thank you but then you know what happened 💀
TQ !!!!! FOR EVERYTHING !!!!!!
Also
Awww! Thank you for the kitties MoonPie! And the snack! 🍟 ❤️
I’m well thank you 😊
Just about to sleep, but this was a lovely way you close out the day. I love that you consider me a new bestie! We only interacted a handful of times but I love your energy. I always smile when I see your reblogs. Hope you have a good day!
Have a kitty!
#lol ‘underwhelming loaf’ sounds like the title of my autobiography#Bread always makes me happy#Thanks Again 🌙 🥧!
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What's supposed to be the implications of this quote?
“How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!”
"Ahh. Well, to understand the quote, you first have to understand where it comes from and the wider context of the work. It originates in Eloisa to Abelard, a verse epistle written by Alexander Pope in 1717 - a verse epistle being a poem told over the course of several letters, hence the title."
"It's inspired by the real life story of Héloïse d'Argenteuil and Peter Abelard, a romance with a twenty year age gap from the 12th century, one kept secret from the world at large so as not to destroy Abelard's career.
But, as is inevitably the case with stories that survive hundreds of years, the secret came out. Héloïse's family castrated Abelard, and he joined a monastery in shame for his quite literal loss of manhood."
"Her own prospects now dim, Héloïse, or Eloisa, was convinced by Peter to take vows as a nun. They led successful, if . . . lesser, lives, in their respective monasteries, but Abelard continued to write, most notably the Historia Calamitatum, which, as you might guess, is a history of misfortunes . . . his autobiography. When Eloisa read it, her passion for him was reignited, and they wrote to one another.
But. Things had changed."
"They tried to make sense of their tragedy, of why them, of why they had been betrayed, why their love had to be so profoundly dashed upon the rocks, but it only brought them pain. In the poem, which is a fictionalised version of the real life series of these events, Eloisa confesses her love, remembering the life they had enjoyed together.
And in remembering, and remembering the pain that comes with remembering, she exclaims;
"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!”
How happy is the innocent virgin's lot in life? The world forgets her, and she is, by the world, forgotten. In a mind without darkness, before tragedy, before loss, before failure, there is nothing but eternal sunshine. What a happy state of being that must be, to not know and to forget."
"How happy we are, when we are ignorant. Before we ruin ourselves."
#vinial453#verse: the irredeemable beast#In the fic it's Hank envying and hating the blissful ignorance of the him that he thinks will exist if he's resurrected.#The clone Hank with the old memories is virginal and chaste. Perfect. Older Hank is imperfect and ruined.#And frankly Hank would probably call his autobiography the Historia Calamitatum because yeah he WOULD actually.#But yeah it also surfaces in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind which is one of my favourite movies. It's where the title comes from.#Good movie you should watch it.
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gonna write an autobiography called Leaning Into Liminality and it's just gonna be an account of all the time i've spent at airports and train stations
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hiii just dropping in to say i came here after reading one of your jjk fics on ao3 and i am so in love with how you characterised everyone like that shit goes crazy and it makes me more inspired for my own writing :)
your ability to balance the more heavy/real aspects of that world with portraying them as believably flawed/quirky people with a sense of humour is so sick and i am so in awe
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omg thank u so much !!! cherishing this fr <3 i do rly try and balance general humor with The Horrors and tbh half the time i have no clue if it lands or not so i'm glad it did !!!
#cherri.txt#im a very melodramatic writer myself. not an insult i enjoy my melodrama.#staple of my personality actually my high school autobiography was titled 'melodrama'#which fic was it out of curiosity ??#also im glad it helped inspire !!! i love love love to see it !!!
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Another day at the rock bottom
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thank you @duusheen for the tag!!
do this uquiz
do this picrew
going to tag some of the recent people in my notes, ignore me if you don't want to do it or did it already! @estah @rainymoodlet @futurelabs @moonfromearth @orphyd
#the picrew had nothing like my real hair#this is the best i could conjure up#severe case of baby face ☝️#the dumbass title is fitting though#'just might need to put a little more thought into my thought process' could be my autobiography tagline#i love uquizzes#tag game#non sims
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Karissa finally revealed where she was all week. 🤦♀️ Anthym had another UTI that again was allowed to result in sepsis. That poor baby has almost died twice and Karissa just doesn't care. She needs some serious help.
I know that some kids are more prone to getting UTIs because of an imbalance of something (prob TMI but I was one til like age 5) so that's not concerning by itself but sepsis???? Jesus Christ
Karissa said something a while ago about being really, really afraid of taking her kids to doctors because of her past traumatic experiences, so it feels like that's definitely what's going on there. I don't wanna say she doesn't care bc I don't think that's true, but she really, really needs to talk to someone about her paranoia. Even a semi-sane pastor or something for Christ's sake.
#like correct me if I'm wrong but SEPSIS is not a normal outcome for UTIs????? unless your way older#and maybe it's more dangerous for kids too? but i never had to go to the hospital over it#i was also my parents only kid at the time it was happening though i wonder how hard it is for Karissa to notice#stuff like this before it gets really bad#karissa collins#anthym collins#the collins family#also (prob tmi) should be the title of my autobiography
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I thought Lemony faked his death roughly at the time prior to Violet's birth, but maybe not? I'm reading the Unauthorized Autobiography now and it seems like the faking happened relatively recently (to the events of the series, perhaps even during the first few books?). Unless there's supposed to be more than one faked death, which would make sense.
#i like the latter idea and i'll use it in my fic#but canonically idk if he just disappeared and could've been assumed dead#vs actively faking his death#anyway if anyone knows anything..#a series of unfortunate events#lemony snicket#asoue#the unauthorized autobiography#which i am enjoying the title of way too much i have to admit#snicketverse#finn's flailings
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Moby Duck
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made a post about how The Devil's Chord opens and it being cool af (but not Peter Capaldi playing a guitar with a tank as The Doctor cool) and tumblr has wiped it from the face of existence LMAO
am i too gay for Capaldi???
is that it, Tumblr???
am I just too gay for you??
anyways Tumblr being homphobic (half joking) aside, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS EPISODE???? HELLO????
my miswired and poorly coded brain has been fried like an egg
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TWIST AT THE END, DOCTOR
my brain is just
i just
EHHHHH???
i thought i was tuning into Doctor Who 😭 what is this
this was a fever dream
what was that Little Mermaid ass moment with Ruby???
the snow again??? hello???
the musical number????
piano road?????
also TARDIS bby your paint job looks... oh honey... they did you so dirty, im so fucking sorry 😭
the opening gets 5/5 ★s
the plot gets a 2.5/5
the costumes get a 4/5
the music gets a 5/5
the ending... 1/5 ★s... 💀
not my favourite story ever but I can forgive it! with a show as varied as Doctor Who that's going to happen sometimes!
besides.....
Doctor, Doctor, you in that suit is giving me heart problems!
and Ruby??? gorgeous 😍
the maestro??? amazing, hot, terrifying, showstopping
hope you enjoyed your tasy little treats babes, hope they were a real symphony on your tongue, cause wowee (i also made the symphony joke in the last post - was that why my post got yeeted?? is it my terrible jokes tumblr???)
overall i give The Devil's Chord another 3/5 ★s - it was much better than Space Babies, but the ending just disappointed me too much, sorry babes
its just not what im looking for, thats all - no hard feelings
I still enjoyed moments of it, I would still recommend for someone to watch this, but it's just not my favourite way of making coffee is all...
it has the sweetness, sure, but it's lukewarm and too watery - plus the cup handle is not practically designed at all
(im rambling. sorry. i don't know man. my brain is toast)
I'm still hopeful for the next batch of episodes, but i hope we can slow down a bit soon
my head is spinning like a disco ball and im having a hard time following the plots so far
#it wasn't terrible but it wasn't great#the title of my autobiography#the devils chord#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#vaxxy watches doctor who#(or tries to anyway)
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