#<< LITERALLY HE DOES

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[noodles-and-tea]

Continuation of this

[alternativeulster]

dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who

[chloesimaginationthings]

The ending of FNAF Help wanted..

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

[sayaberry]

being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped

[aramblingjay]

#if i had a nickel... HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1x04 // 2x08

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[vinestaff]

sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

[cor-lapis]

demo of all time

[h20milk]

GET REAL GRIM

[captain-will]

ITS LITERALLY THIS THIS IS THE SONG

Calypso:What’s your type?

Odysseus:I have a Wife.

Calypso:So what’s your type then?

Odysseus:My Wife.

Calypso:And what does she look like?

Odysseus:She looks like my Wife-

Calypso:So what would you rate me out of 10?

Odysseus:Uhm.. I can’t do that.

Calypso:You can’t rate me at all?

Odysseus:I can’t rate you at all.

Calypso:What would you rate your ‘Wife’ out of 10?

Odysseus:She broke my scale because she so beautiful-

[chiangyorange]

the chain but on a scale of who says hooray yippee and wahoo

is this anything.

[etoilesdeglace]

One day. One day when he's ready. When he knows who he is, and where he belongs. And fate has revealed to him his true path. On that day, I'll be right by his side.

[jadeluz-official]

“We're like Bonnie and Clyde, you and me, without the bullet holes.” — Betelgeuse to Lydia Deetz, 2024