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[aleksan-art]

romancing barret week, day 2, first date!! theyd probably hang at some dingy restaurant but its still a vibe

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

extremely funny fact that I just realised: nova is, in fact, a princess. i mean not legally mind i don’t think anyone accepts the eggman empire as an actual legitimate empire but she is the daughter to its monarch. does this make her like. evil princess peach. i wasn’t even trying to do that but y’know sonic is the cooler mario so i'll take it.

[conanssummerchild]

I JUST STARTED WATCHING COMMUNITY

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD OHMY GOD. TELL ME ALL UR OPINIONS UPDATE ME JFJDJSJSJSJSHHDHDBFHDHDHJ

[kitsunespawz]

xBralis for the ship bingo card

Thank you for feeding me

I am SO INSANE about them like LOOK AT THEMMMM

[kkujo]

okay normalmoding again now

[cactusringed]

The desperation that paints all of the ethubs in last life makes me sick I feel sick

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[eggdrawsthings]

the not so perfect captain

[xzyumi]

tang dynasty miku

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[sanctus-ingenium]

going all-in | print

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[prlssprfctn]

I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.