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[autistic-sidestep]

guys elena was an olympic level gymnast before she married ric/julia's dad do i have to pull the receipts out/draw more of her lol

[wordvomjt]

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☔ Looking for Moots! 🍻☔ (A bit long sorry)

Hi hi!

My name is Aypril, I'm 20+, and I'm looking for mutuals who specifically like DC, more specifically Dick Grayson!

I also like:

Genshin Impact

TLOZelda Games

Kirby

and also I used to be HEAVILY into Creepypasta (kind of still am, but less so)

I'm kind of socially awkward (disclaimer) but I swear I'm chill and want to be more friendly with people =3 Mostly I want mutuals my own age as well, so as my blog desc. says, nobody under 18 years of age! For your own safety too, I talk and reblog about pretty 18+ stuff sometimes!

Also, forewarned:

I'm proship (not sure of the distinction atp) so I've got a pretty "live and let ship" attitude with *most* things with varying exceptions. I understand some people aren't like that tho, so please PLEASE block me for both our sakes if you don't agree and also don't like that! I don't have the emotional stability to deal with any fighting over stupid fandom stuff. I also ship some "problematic" things as well (literally mostly just jaydick as my most problematic ship)

I also do roleplay on my rp account @rp-for-dc ! (Very much new to Tumblr rp though) And then I also have twitter under @/wrdvomjt ! (self promooo) And yes I also have a quotev BUT thats not important lol. That's where all my journal stuff goes tee hee

My favourite thing, despite my reposts, has to be Dick being sandwiched between Kory and Roy!! So good. Big dickroy fan tbh and I'm ALWAYS here for the Nightwing is better with a mullet propoganda 🫡

I also use any pronouns! That's all for now, so thank you for reading! (May be edited later ^^)

[tunnelsystem]

yknow it was never too big a logical leap to say that working for amazon actively makes people suicidal but seeing it confirmed has me deeply disgusted and enraged.

[u3pxx]

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[courtmartialme]

royai genderbend made to appeal 2 me

[lesamis]

If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!

ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!

i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.

however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.

the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!

for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.

and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -

the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.

so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.

on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.

so that's why it's funny.

[girlspecimen]

ok honestly one of the worst parts of panic attacks is the complete exhaustion and physical aftershocks you get all day even after the actual attack has subsided

[firstligamen]

(late) valentines

[stozkpile]

Daniil notebook sketch apocalypse bc we are so back

Bonus fem!Dandreys under da cut

[gray-warden]

I just realized I never posted photos of this really pretty harvestman i came across a while back. Note the green pedipalps and the dark and light spots on its back.

[clowndensation]

things that are gay according to logan roy: vehicular manslaughter, having happy (made up) childhood memories of your dad, telling your wife you love her

[ca-3]

Day 7: Free Day! ❤️💛

Have some pegorYURI!! ✨️ @pegoryu-week

[u3pxx]

old doodle, dialogue from the game but i added some stuff in the end just for harriet and kim wheezes

[transmutationisms]

people are sooooo threatened by the notion of cutters having moral agency and using that moral agency to continue cutting. well its like i always say. self mutilation is a human right

[smokestarrules]

never done this meme myself before but the people have got to know