#;lily answers

[maluceh]

realizing i never posted this by itself

[hiko-the-teacup]

PENELOPE HAS TWO HANDS BRO

SCREW ODYPENDIO, ODYPENCIRCE FOR THE WIN

- totally not Zippy what why would you think that

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[imaginariumwanderer]

Hii, I missed your artwork so much, the way you draw them means everything to me. If I'm not being too much may I request some more Elder Faerie art. Or some shadowvanilla cuddling if thats ok with you thx

It's not too much at all! Elder Faerie is one of my top 5 favorite cookies but his crown kills me so I don't draw him often. Your ideas is very good so I combined them, ty for your request and the kind words!

[brittle-doughie]

Some incorrect quotes with Y/N with the Ancients and Beasts? Pretty please?

The Incorrect Quotes Cookie Jar: Soul Jam Edition

Holy shit, it’s been a while since the last!

Y/N Cookie: *thinks of falling milk*

Ancient/Beast Cookies: “….I need them…”

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Shadow Milk Cookie: “Partake in the apple!”

Y/N Cookie: “But God said if I eat it, I’ll die-“

Shadow Milk Cookie: “NUH UH-”

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Y/N Cookie: “Eternal Sugar, I need you to stop stalking me.”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “I wasn’t stalking you, I was educating myself on your lore so I can understand you better!”

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Hollyberry Cookie points to a Virtue of Scorn Y/N Cookie: “I can fix them”

[Drill sounds, screaming, chainsaw revving]

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Y/N Cookie: “Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve!”

Mystic Flour Cookie: “I think you mean cards.”

Y/N, pulling knives out of their sleeves: “No, I do not.”

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Y/N Cookie: “Peeing.”

Mystic Flour Cookie: “Whatever.”

Burning Spice Cookie: “Who gives a shit.”

White Lily Cookie: “I care <3 don’t listen to them.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “This one’s dedicated to you.”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “Piss harder.”

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Silent Salt Cookie: “No Noise November, everyone shut up.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie, trying to flirt: “So, do you come here often?”

Y/N Cookie: “I mean, this is my house, so yeah.”

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Golden Cheese Cookie: “How are you feeling?”

Y/N Cookie: “I’ve been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: *walks into the room*

Y/N Cookie: “Oh look, it’s back.”

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Dark Cacao Cookie: “So you like cats?”

Y/N Cookie: “Yeah.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: *tries to impress them by pushing glass off a table.*

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Police Cookie: “You’re under arrest for carrying 4 Cookies on a single motorcycle.”

Y/N Cookie: “Wait, 4?”

Police Cookie: “Yes.”

Y/N Cookie: “SHIT-“

Police Cookie: “Y/N?”

Y/N Cookie: “PURÉ VANILLA FELL OFF-“

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Mystic Flour Cookie: “your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Good morning.”

Hollyberry Cookie: “Good morning.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: “Good morning.”

Golden Cheese Cookie: “Good morning.”

White Lily Cookie: “Good morning.”

Y/N Cookie: “You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!”

Burning Spice Cookie: “Hey, motherfuckers!”

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Y/N Cookie hurt their knee and is laid up with a cast and crutches.

Golden Cheese Cookie is sitting next to them, doodling little hearts on their cast to cheer them up.

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Y/N Cookie and the Ancients, and the Beasts all end up asleep in the same room. Nobody can get any sleep because Y/N Cookie is snoring loudly…except for Silent Salt Cookie, who’s completely used to it.

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Y/N Cookie: “You always look so unapproachable.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: “And yet here you are.”

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White Lily Cookie: “We’re engaged!”

Mystic Flour Cookie, to Y/N Cookie: “You should’ve asked me first.”

Y/N Cookie: “You’re not really my type.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Is that your hand on Y/N Cookie’s shoulder?”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “It was an accident.”

Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Your hand is still on their shoulder.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “It’s still an accident.”

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Y/N Cookie: “Heyy, Eternal Sugar!”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “Heyy, how you doing-“

Silent Salt and Burning Spice t-pose float towards Y/N Cookie.

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “AH, OH NO! OH GOD-“

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Y/N Cookie: “How petty can you get?”

Golden Cheese Cookie: “I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument that I was wrong about.”

[allimili]

Can we take Mr. Vanilla and Ms Lily home with us? Please?

I don't think the elevator can handle two very tall entities at once...but here for funsies..

[uhhh-ghouls007]

Kiss me and I’ll feel the sickness less and less

[lilyandpad]

I feel like Regulus’s realization to having feelings for James would be something akin to, “He has lovely eyes, and he’s so compassionate. It makes him very attractive…oh no. No. MERLIN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! NO!”

And James’s would be along the lines of, “I love how he always challenges me and his face when he gets frustrated or annoyed. He’s so pretty.” A long pause from his train of thought before he thinks, “Oh, Sirius is going to murder me-“

But really, it’s Barty he has to look out for when their relationship gets dragged out into the light.

[outromoony]

If your comfort character isn't dead, traumatized, gay, or a mass murderer... are they really your comfort character?

[alexsays-no]

Eyes are eyes people

[ketunhanska]

Lily "Rook" Ingellvar, of the Mourn Watch (he/him)

[thegradus2]

“Surely not…. It’s been 15 years… and anyone would have stopped before getting disowned, noone would lack *that* amount of care for themself”

And then basen doesn’t stop thinking about it for a week

[thatguywrites]

Could you do driver + wags taking care of drunk driver!reader after first race win? :)

Drivers + Wags my beloved

A/N: Disappearing and remembering to post on a random day? More likely than you think :/ I'm on vacation, so I don't have much time to write, I'll be back home this weekend though so I hope to get back into the swing of things

Drivers + Wags with Race Winner Boyfriend

Oscar + Lily

Oscar, pretty recently had his first win, so he gets how it feels

He did not however, go as hard as you've gone in celebration

Both Oscar and Lily are pretty introverted, so they'll go to a bar with you, but only to stay in the corner keeping their eyes on you

Make sure you don't keep jumping off tables

Once you calm down a bit and seek them out, they just call a taxi to bring you home

Where they then have to wrestle you into bed, to prevent any injuries

The next morning they treat you to breakfast in bed, as another congratulations, and to help a hit with the hangover

Every ten seconds they'll remind you that the trophy, and the win was real

The smile on your face is identical to the smile on theirs

Max + Kelly

The celebration begins right there on the podium, where Max shoots almost all of his champagne into your throat

The fans question it, but you're too distracted to notice

The two of you instantly go to the bar, where you keep celebrating with your teams all night, before you're both calling Kelly to come pick you up

When she picks you up she can't help but poke fun at the race winner turned drunk

But your pout puts an end to that

In the end, she has to guide the two of you to bed, and make sure you stay there

Once she gets into bed with you though, there's no reason to get out

Charles + Alex

Charles lifts you on his shoulders in the club and has to pass your drinks up to you

The three of you turn in early for some... other... celebrations

After that Alex and Charles pamper you beyond belief

A bath with all of Alex's bath salts and candles

The finest chocolate and plenty of water

And the warmest cuddles to lure you to sleep

In the morning the three of you eat cereal in bed together, giggling about the day before's events

Eventually you'll have to get up, but not for now

Alex + Lily

Once you're off the podium, Lily is the first to hug you, and she doesn't let go for the rest of the night

Alex joins soon after, pushing any jealousy down (especially if you won with red bull) to celebrate with you

Ya'll club hard

Lily keeps convincing you to take shots

At some point you take a body shot off of Alex

It is a wild night

After the three of you somehow manage to stumble home, none of you are in the state to care for yourselves or each other

So you all collapse into bed without a shower

In the morning you take a bath together and nurse eachother back to health

But it is a long process considering how hungover all three of you are

Valtteri + Tiffany

Valtteri runs from the Mercedes garage to the podium ceremony faster than your car

After you get off he kisses you so hard you see stars

Whispers something in your ear about licking the champagne off of you later...

Before you go out Tiffany gives you hugs and kisses as well

But only you and Valtteri end up going to a club

You end up in a drinking contest, and after you win Valtteri has the sense to bring you home

Turns out Tiffany created a huge pile of blankets and pillows on the bed for their winner to relax

They hand feed you some fruit and crackers before passing out along side you

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[brittle-doughie]

Love the idea of Ancients/Beasts with a long lost lover reader cookie, how would said Ancients/Beasts react when they meet their spouse again? (lol not exes cus there ain't no divorce paper but several decades distance is probably make them pretty sour with each other. unless you'd like to make it that way? love it too more juicy dramas)

Preferably reader who's a regular common cookie + extra long live span just bc

Immortal Y/N Cookie maybe?

Honestly, there WILL be drama regardless of whether divorce was issued or not. Waiting EONS since you’ve last seen the Heroes, you pondered on if it was possible you’d see them again.

You try to rationalize that they, before the corruption, would’ve wanted you to move on. In case they turned evil and could never go back to how it once was.

Then you meet the Ancients, Cookies that…reminded you of the Beasts. It took many years, but things would eventually blossom and eventually start to see them romantically.

The Beasts, when they break out, are of course upset with you. You didn’t have the loyalty to wait for them as LONG as they have for you?

Burning Spice would want to destroy everything and everyone you loved, so that you’ll only have him left.

Shadow Milk will make everyone dislike you by spreading lies with truths that support them further. They may not like you for who you really are, but he would.

Eternal Sugar will trap everyone in her vines, keeping them in eternal slumber. Why be happy with them when you can be happy with her amidst the clouds?

Silent Salt will just cut through everyone in their way. Any Cookie not strong enough to withstand their blade, well, they didn’t deserve to love you anyway.

Mystic Flour wanted you and her to spend your days in a world of white, a world that only the two of you will share. You’ll start to cough and feel sick, falling under her curse. She doesn’t care if she hurts anyone with this decision, she’ll be gone too to even think of that…

[allimili]

As a Homicipher enjoyer and CRK fan, I adore you AU.

May I please humbly request content regarding one of the other Beasts or one of the other Ancients in this AU? Specifically White Lily, because I immediately think she'd have her flower theme and her own garden and stuff and am curious to see your wonderful ideas!

Please feed me this delicious content-

Ms. lily knows almost every place in the other world ! Even if a place/room changes, they can still make their way to their destination without any problem.

[spinchyspinach]

Art requests open??? Heh… hello gay artist… I’d like to request art of a woman and a man KISSING!!!

You fool... get purelily'd idiot

[fafodill]

Here's my question. What do you think would change, if Snape was female?

Because... like... I don't think it would change much? His family trauma doesn't seem to have a specifically *gendered* component... his bullying from James - maybe does? Like James might bully a Fem!Severus differently? (Or then again, maybe not.) Fem! Severus would still be weird, poor, dark arts/slytherin aligned, not attractive (to James)... but also a big draw on Lily's time and affection in a way that James wouldn't like.

I don't think it would changed his relationship with - Dumbledore, the Malfoys, Lupin. Bellatrix might... possibly hate a Fem!Severus more? Like see her as more of a rival? But she already does seem his as a rival, so. I'm not even sure a Fem!Severus would dress or wear her hair any differently.

Very interesting ask. 👁️👁️ I agree that not much would have changed but I do see a few little things here and there which, once you addition them, could make her act a little differently...

Childhood

She would still experience a pretty miserable life at Spinner's End, but she might have felt a bit less awkward with wearing her mother's clothes, thus making her maybe a bit less socially stunned.

She would still meet Lily and not get along with Petunia.

Hogwarts

You pointed out the most important and obvious point already: the bullying. Not that it would have not taken place - guys can absolutely bully women - but considering the time period I suspect Sirius and James's pureblood upbringing would have influenced the way they interacted with Fem!Severus.

First, their first encounter on the Hogwarts Express might have been less aggressive. I think James and Sirius would have been taken aback and super weirded out by this poor, unpleasant and ugly girl, but I don't think they'd have insulted her as harshly/tried to make her trip or nicknamed her. Maybe some things would have been salvageable then - not talking about friendship here (pretty impossible) but just... being civil?

It's pretty certain James would have still been jealous of Fem!Severus for hanging around Lily but he wouldn't have needed to prove he had the bigger pair - which was a good chunk of what it was in canon imo. He would still tease her and ridicule her verbally in front of Lily but maybe less viciously. Fem!Severus would still fight back so this could escalate to jinxes but still, it has the potential to be way tamer overall.

As for Sirius, I think he could have seen some of his mother in Fem!Severus, which could have resulted in either: wanting to bully her even more OR unconsciously trying to avoid her. I can see her making him super uncomfortable. I'm personally leaning toward the latter option. A man he could be violent with - no problem - but a woman? Hm. I'm unsure.

If the bullying was lessened, then I don't think it would go as far as the Prank or SWM, because pantsing a girl, even one you really don't like, even one who might be interested in the Dark Arts, seems super extreme coming from two pureblood boys. The 'boys will be boys' excuse functions better between all boys in this instance. I think this would have felt ickier for everybody around them. Tho if the Prank did happen, Dumbledore wouldn't move a finger either, that's for sure.

No SWM means no 'mudblood' incident. This being said, I don't think her relationship with Lily would have changed much. What drove them apart isn't related to gender and it's pretty clear Lily wanted to distance herself anyway. SWM was an excuse so she would find another one.

Also less bullying doesn't mean she wouldn't become a DE because she would still crave a place and be susceptible to Riddles' promises.

First War

I do wonder how it would have changed her relationship with Lucius Malfoy tho? As a young man he may have kept a bit more distance between them as to not start rumors? So maybe she would have gotten less support from him? But maybe she could have become friends with Narcissa and it would have been the same (I like that idea).

Dumbledore would have maybe been less harsh with her when she first came to him or when the Potter died, since he would maybe project less of himself and Gellert in her... but he would definitely have still manipulated her the same way. Dumbledore is a lot of things, but he's not sexist.

Harry

Later in life, since she wouldn't be as traumatized, she would have been less triggered by Harry's resemblance to James, thus making their relationship less disastrous. She would be cold and distant but less cruel. She would also have been able to teach him Occlumency more successfully, which could have changed quite a few things plot-wise...

Second War

I also agree with the idea of Bellatrix being jealous. I really see it. She would certainly try to slander her/hex her viciously in order to get rid of her. This would have maybe made Fem!Severus' work way harder. Maybe this would have resulted in her trying to get rid of Bellatrix.

I wouldn't be surprised if during the Second War many DE thought Voldemort and Fem!Severus were somewhat of an item. He was pretty fond of Severus after all... and if Bellatrix proved to be too annoying and Voldemort ended up getting rid of her it would rightfully start some rumors. Maybe Dumbledore would have tried to encourage it even? I don't know if that's really his style but I wouldn't get it past him to suggest it at the very least.

Conclusion

So... yeah. I don't see this many changes (I may have overlooked some things). Severus is already pretty female coded in many ways (his writing, the way he talks, moves, his interest in potions, the way his (very valid) feelings are dismissed etc.) and in a Fem!AU, many interesting things could be explored in the way people would interact with her.

But I do think she could be less traumatized and more self-assured. Maybe she would have enough mental energy as an adult to create spells and potions. She wouldn't dislike Harry as much and maybe have a bit more self-preservation in regard of Dumbledore's plans for her. I don't see her being ready to sacrifice herself as fully as canon!Severus. She'd have a few backups.

But she would still wear a grey nightshirt.

And have pretty perky little boobs.