#;lal: asks

[binaryxtars]

❛ what!? w-who wants me dead? ❜ ( skull for lal xD )

𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. accepting

"if you don't shut up within the next 5 seconds, it'd be me, I would want you dead." lal replied, annoyed that skull was cutting her off as she attempted to summarise the information to him. "in fact, you're a lot less special than you think, they want all seven of us dead." she sighs, pinching her forehead.

"look, what we have here are very much some untrained novices seeking trouble, if you want to go for it, here is all the information you need, if not, we can let it be." she explained, before placing the thin stack of paper on the table.

[conceptofjoy]

i think a full strilonde guardian podcast would be like 55% government conspiracies 10% violating the geneva convention 30% the disclosing government secrets and 5% rose trying to diagnose bro

theres like a rock paper scissors chain of hierarchy between the four of them. they're all locked in stalemate with the other two breaking it up through pointing out their hypocrisies. unless two of them decide to gang up on another person.

it would get banned off every site so fast. no one would sponsor them nor could they advertise. the world couldnt handle them and neither could they frankly. they would start killing each other two episodes in.

[hyunekit]

what if I said I am not a fan of huge dicks 🔥🔥🔥

[tangledinink]

For the Gemini twins.

If, after a fight, would big mama willing help them patch up or do they have to patch each other up on their own? Does it depend on Mama's mood? Does Leo have any 'privileges' like donnie does with tech? Would Mama destroy Donnie's tech if she was in a particularly bad mood? What's the worst punishment she ever gave them? Did they get into trouble a lot?

Sorry for all the questions, thank you!!

-> big mama comes and visits them after every fight, and if they were still in need patching by the time she got there, perhaps she would take the time to bandage them up and tend to their injuries.

but we'll never know. because the twins have always taken care to patch each other up before big mama arrives. every other fighter in the nexus takes care of themselves, and they both feel confident that if they didn't follow suit, she would be disappointed in them. it always takes her a little bit to come see them after a fight, anyway... another cue, in their minds, of the expectation.

if their wounds are severe enough, they can seek care at the nexus infirmary-- but they've both gotten pretty good at handling things on their own by now.

-> leo doesn't really have 'privileges' the way donnie does, because he doesn't rely on physical items like him. sometimes he loses 'weapon privileges,' as does donnie. the justification from big mama is that always having tech in the nexus 'Bores The Fans--' they didn't come to watch donnie show off his tech, after all, they came for good, old-fashioned bloodsport! it really just depends on her mood, though. and refusing to let donnie bring his tech into the nexus isn't simply a punishment for him. it can just as easily be a punishment for leo, and all three of them know it.

-> she would and she has.

-> the worst punishment they've ever received...

-> when donnie and leo were little, they never got in trouble. they could do whatever the hell they wanted and big mama didn't give a single fuck. it drove all the hotel employees crazy 'cause they would get away with murder. once they turned eight, however, and were 'old enough' to begin training for their nexus careers, this abruptly changed. this was very difficult for the twins to process and adapt to, and they got 'in trouble' very frequently from around the ages 8-13 because they just... didn't know how not to. things that were once totally okay were now very much not, and they'd get in trouble for anything from speaking out of turn to being late to dinner to not standing up straight in public. by now, they have a pretty decent handle on the situation, though they still can't quite manage to stay out of trouble all the time... the rules are just a bit... unclear. and the expectations are very high.

[ gemini au ]

[massivechildtidalwave]

skull using his cloud abilities for things other than death for comedic effect.

Everyone seems to focus on Skulls inability to die and the implications of it with the arcobaleno and I love that, I really do but I feel like that ends up being the only thing people focus in on.

His immortality is only really featured in hurt/comfort ways or straight angst where he is a complex character putting on a fake show and the arcobaleno,trained professionals in the art of survival and lying, are none the wiser. I like these fics and I’m not trying to bring anyone down who makes them but can’t we do better?

his immortality is often suggested to be a part of his cloud flames but no one really focused on his flames only the one part. Skull is a complex character but given what we have seen, I don’t think he would be mourning the lost of an ability to die.

Imagine for a second- Skulls territory is his circus freaks; runaway children who join the circus and flock to him as a playful older cousin figure when trying to find their place. One day he overhears that one of them want to go to school but oh no it’s expensive… a very quick way to gain money would be selling organs because not everyone can afford to go to the hospital and wait out their turn on the waiting list…. And Skull knows he can heal any damage taken to his body.

cue montage of him traumatizing the shit out of surgeons thinking he’s dead, mafia men who came to the circus trying to take away HIS territory and more… this could be pre curse and you just see him meet the other arcobaleno in hilarious(for us) ways. Skull doesn’t like pain but the cash is cash and when he finds a surgeon who knows what they are doing and not afraid of him waking up, he can get medicated enough to not feel it.

there is no angst, only crack and concern as he basically throws questionable money at his horde of adopted baby siblings like a stripper.

He decides letting people attack him isn’t a fast enough plan and steals medical scalpels from Verdes lab in clear view of the cameras. No machinery, none of Verdes studies or experiments or research, just the scalpels so he can do it himself. He doesn’t even know who Verde is. Verde is left confused as fuck because most people tried to steal his work and how did this random person he can find no where in the mafia circles get through his traps.

Skull goes to Triad Territory not even knowing what it is because one of his newest tag alongs used to live there and he wants to gather supplies for them. He has the cash why not. Cue montage of him intentionally pissing off the “weird fire assholes” and narrowly missing encountering Fon and when he does run into him, getting away quickly. Not because he is faster than Fon, that’s almost impossible but because he is willing to take landings most people couldn’t.

he knows he can survive throwing himself off a roof to escape a overpowered asshole, why not!

Fon is left in confusion about how the person whose pulse had stopped three times ( he started checking after the first revival from a cracked neck) is still moving.

Why has no one realized he’s a cloud? Healing is something internal, his system is healing him constantly due to his shenanigans and are less “visibly present” during all the meetings with Mafia kind because of this.

[intervalart]

Only The Good Die Young

[hmshermitcraft]

hi! this is my first one, sorry if it makes no sense, but Fae gave me an idea for Cub. Vexes are a rare type of Fae. they are also labeled as 'Metal Fae", being one of the few, if not the only species of Fae that can handle any and all metal and are often born with some sort of metal that is most important and after for an early gift, receive a jewelry piece made out of said metal (ie. Golden earring, Copper necklace, etc). another thing that makes Vexes so unique is you can 'tame' them, this is a very hard feat to complete. there are 2 ways to tame a Vex, the first and more common being to take their metal piece, and they are forever in debt and loyal to you until you or they die, or until they get their jewelry piece back. the other way is to prove your loyalty to them and in turn, they will gift you a matching jewelry piece to theirs, this type of taming can never be undone and forever bonds the player and the Vex.

Cub, being an Iron vex makes it harder for him to trust others as his unique gift with Iron had people constantly trying to tame him, or using him for their own gain.

so when Cub finally felt comfortable enough in the Hermit polycule, he gifted every member an iron earring, matching the one he has. it was a sweet gesture and all the hermits felt very touched when they received them, knowing it was an act of true and ever-lasting trust.

but when the resident Vex's earring was suddenly missing, along with the Vex, himself. the hermits made the message clear no one else could mess with their vex.

sorry again if this makes no sense. thank you!

The hermits have never liked the terminology of 'taming'. The first method is controlling someone, the second is gaining their trust. They never expected Cub to gift them something, and they're honoured he trusts them that much.

So they are very angry when he goes missing. And angry hermits are not people to be messed with.

It's safe to say Cub is back with them within twenty-four hours. The first thing Scar does is give Cub back his earring - having slipped it whilst the thief was distracted by the other hermits. Cub looks shocked at such a simple gesture, and Scar's heart breaks right there and then.

They're going to make sure Cub knows they'll come after him, no matter what. The bond goes both ways, like it should.

[zoroara]

Hello, Shade ❤️ may I request a drawing of Adult!Reborn smoking a cigarette and then a drawing of Lal Mirch perhaps shooting a gun of some kind? Your choice since you’re much more familiar with weapons

Please and thank you ✨

Well of course ;) sorry it took so long I was reading one piece yesterday, it's a reading day for that

Did a little experimenting here for funsies

and then

Lal! I think this is the first time i've fully coloured her with all her gear, but also the gun is a MAS FRF2 Sniper rifle

[a-fistfull-of-datas]

data has a mom/sister now

that’s wild

[phosphorescentspaceman]

currently enjoying writing xephos as the clingiest soggiest guy when he's sick, because he's only like that because he trusts honeydew/lalna So Much!!! otherwise he would slink off into the woods and die in a cave like a dog, or run around like everything was fine right up until he died.

[binaryxtars]

❛ i know you have feelings. feelings that make you so sad. that make you just want to give up. that is not your fault. ❜ ( fon for lal )

𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. accepting

fon's words were as warm as always, hitting the right spots in her heart as lal sat in silence, taking in his words over and over again. "i can't give up, i won't give up." she rebutted, her head was starting to fill with a myriad of thoughts, thoughts of revenge, of hope and of anger. and in the midst of it all, there was colonello.

"you're right, fon." she started, "i do have feelings, but never in this lifetime will i give up." she watched the storm arcobaleno in confidence, "i will keep going."

[ffxivtribehydrae]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

My friends! I mean of course, that is what firends are, people that make you happy. It's always a comfort to spend time with them!

Nature! To get away from the city and buzz of traffic and people, to the silence of the wind. I tend to always feel more at peace far away in the wilds.

Music! There is always a time and place for that specific track. Even those sad songs have their time when they are soothing, or they just instill inspiration!

Cleaning! Yes I know it is a boring thing to do, (and I do hate it as a job) but at home, it just feels great to see and be in a recently cleaned home!

Travel! Be it a vacation to anothe rcountry or just a road trip to the next town over. I love exploring and discovering new things!

[hyunekit]

pretty privilege is real (don't know how I'm getting this much attention when I'm just brain rotted and silly)

[tangledinink]

Hi again! Kinda a part 2 of one of my questions from before, what all did big mama break? Was it battle shells? Staffs? Headphones? Goggles? Other? Did she do it in front of donnie and leo? Did she give donnie back the pieces as a reminder? Or let him keep it because he wanted? Or throw them away so he couldn't fix it? Has this ever made donnie break down, watching mama break his hard work? Did he have to get replacements on his own?

Unrelated question -

Did any of the staff ever hurt the twins? Like outside of the nexus? If so, did they do it when the twins were younger, before the battle nexus? Or after as well? How did big mama react if/how was the staff member punished? What was the worst injury Donnie got? The worst Leo got?

Again!! Sorry for the wave of questions!! Thank you!!

Big Mama would never OUTRIGHT destroy his tech as a PUNISHMENT... she is very rarely openly cruel to them. But if Donnie has upset her, or if she has any reason to not want him to have any particular piece of tech, she'll find a reason to get rid of it, whether it is mysteriously 'broken,' goes missing, or is confiscated or given away. See below:

After every 'event' like this, Donnie will reluctantly wait until he feels like Mama isn't upset with him anymore and then will rebuild. Getting replacement parts for tech that is lost is very rarely a problem for him. It has definitely caused meltdowns before-- but never in front of Big Mama. He knows better. It will just make things worse.

None of the Nexus employees would ever DREAM of even RAISING THEIR VOICES at the twins, let alone laying a hand on either of them! One time a guest at the Grand Nexus Hotel was foolish enough to yell at the twins once when they were little... and he was never heard from again...

Regarding injuries:

[ghastlytaxidermist]

u seem soso cool and ur pfp is. OH SO SEXY we should totally b friends 🦐

real ... we should be...

2nd pfp blog friend /silly

[derrypubliclibrary]

the problem is. okay. i have an insanely strict bedtime on school nights. (not really but i cant have my ohone kn my room & ill he murdered if im on the computer late so whats even the point). but. i cannot stop thinking about tjis podcast what is WRONG with meee