#;Ham Tyler

[therapardalis]

[Spill the Tea Meme from @fallsekings]

What would your dream pet be, if laws of physics and reality were no obstacle? ------------

Thera raised an eyebrow, smirking at Chris as he read from the quiz pages of a battered magazine with all the due over-seriousness of two very bored people waiting in a Resistance bunker could amuse themselves with.

"Reality no obstacle," She repeated, feet kicked up on the salvaged coffee table and head tilted on the back of her chair. Paused a beat. "I want an ancient red dragon that only eats Lizards."

"Good choice!" Chris pointed a finger, clearly with tongue in cheek so as not to laugh. He settled back again, ruffling the magazine as he moved to the next question. "For a second there I thought you were gonna say Tyler."

[spockvarietyhour]

V: The Series "The Dissident"

[mylove-thresher]

Ohh science class how I love you. I never listen and get to draw. And still get good grades. Except this one fucking time.

[martianrichter]

Michael Ironside brainrot has returned with a vengeance

[paragonequinox]

re last reblog -

i dont have a grab of my healers apparently, and i do not feel like booting up ffxiv just to get one so im posting my warrior glam thats basically the same thing

[papasmistakeria]

Y’all I’m kinda starving for Hamish content, anyone got any film/series reccommendations with him in it? Preferably where he plays a major character?

I’ve already consumed Midnight Mass, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Tell Me Your Secrets, and Legion and now I Need More

[hacpoa-official1]

Chef Tyler, consider this a warning. you can't escape.

[the-leech-lord]

🖤Ham Tyler Stimboard🖤

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[sl0wdiver]

do i dare ask how it’s going (i’m at work surprise surprise) (decsrice)

We're playing incredibly well I don't know what is going on or if I'm delusional but Martin Tyler is struggling for words which is an excellent sign

[therapardalis]

[Grown Adults Meme from @fallsekings for Ham Tyler.]

Sitting on a roof after dark. ------------

"I have to say, I'm very impressed!" Thera's accent was enhanced by a bit of extra plum, brought on by her tongue being firmly planted in her cheek, "I thought you were going to strangle him for a minute there."

And for a change she didn't mean Donovan. Granted 'Gooder' had a habit of giving Tyler shit that everybody seemed fine with until Ham gave some back - but this time it had been poor trying-too-hard Willie who had gotten under the skin.

"I mean ... call me crazy ..." Thera climbed the last few steps of the retractable stairs, "but I think Willie's for real. The kinda guy who gets shoved into lockers, but for real." She paused long enough to pull the stairs up behind her, then hefted the bag she'd brought along.

"Snacks and booze. I'm guessing we're gonna be up here for a while?"

[spockvarietyhour]

Michael Ironside as Ham Tyler in V's "Breakout" (1984)

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: West Ham United U18s 2-2 Manchester United U18s

Two defeats on the bounce, and an U18 PL Cup exit for Adam Lawrence's side as we lose 5-4 on penalties.

What a strange game.

United took an early lead after just 11 minutes thanks to a Jim Thwaites corner. Either Munro or Kukonki got a nod to it, and down it fell for Tyler Fletcher to tap home. 1-0 the visitors.

For all we've been high flying, an away game on a windy day in the cup after losing to City heavily in the league... it's going to affect the players a bit. Cue a West Ham 1-2 combo; just before and just after the break.

The equaliser came in the 42nd minute from Joshua Ajala; a weird combination of poor defending from United (no midfield help for the back four when they're all man-marking) and then a feeble save from Will Murdock which spilled the shot into the net.

A minute after the restart and Gabriel Caliste would put West Ham in front with a simple short tap of a shot, but again United's defending was at fault; Ajala basically running through the team with little opposition. Kamason the RB was behind the action, Mills the LB was covering right, Tyler Fletcher at RCB, Munro LCB and Kukonki covering LB and out of the picture. Poor.

Fortunately, Tyler Fletcher would turn assist-maker just five minutes later, with a slightly curling and bobbling throughball that looked like it was for Chido Obi but actually was for James Scanlon. The lively Gibraltan international then pulled clear and shot early to get the finish under the keeper and tie the game up.

Chido Obi got flagged offside in the 62nd minute when visibly not offside on the MUTV or West Ham TV streams (lol?) and wasted an initially well controlled effort. Joshua Ajala his opposite number also came close on a few occasions but the real stinker was a peach of a free kick from Jim Thwaites that hit the inside of the post and pinged back out. Awesu then had a double save to make in the 85th minute, but West Ham kept pushing on the attack to keep play away from their nervous defence.

Being a cup tie this game went on to extra time which was mostly uneventful, and then penalties:

Thwaites (MUFC) - goal [1-0]

Sowunmi (WHU) - miss [1-0]

Scanlon - goal [2-0]

Ajala - goal [2-1]

Fitzgerald - goal [3-1]

Golambeckis - goal [3-2]

Musa - miss [3-2]

Adiele - goal [3-3]

Fletcher - goal [4-3]

Hargan - goal [4-4]

Bradbury - miss [4-4]

Nwosu - goal [4-5] -> West Ham United win

So that's that. United are out of the cup. A shame, but it happens.

Next up: an away trip to 12th place Liverpool. 11am, which sucks, but they are the second last team in the league vs us in second, with two games in hand on City. Time to close that gap and take back our rightful first place!

[angelkeitai]

what do you mean hes too diffident to gain any. tyler are you okay. how is your self confidence doing

[xipe-slayground]

Nope.

Michael Ironside should be the voice of Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow the Hedgehog is basically the Sonicfied version of Ham Tyler anyway.

FFS.

[minawakitten]

thinking about himb