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Loki Series Rewrite (AKA Loki Series but with Squirrel Girl): Ep 1

Hey guys! Long story short, I wasn’t a fan of the Loki series, so I decided to make my own rewrite (including my favorite Marvel character, Squirrel Girl!) These are basically a collection of scenes that I would’ve either added or rewritten to improve the show. Btw, this is a continuation of my Endgame rewrite where Loki comes back to life after dying in Infinity War, so the Loki in this version is modern-day Loki, not 2012 Loki. Also, the whole Loki x Sylvie self-cest thing made me VEEERRRRY UNCOMFY, so I got rid of it. Their relationship is purely platonic in this. Anyways, enjoy! (This work is in screenplay format.)

INT. TVA - DAY

We pan through the TVA and see agents at work, checking timelines and watching training videos. We see various TVA posters warning about variants and "protecting the sacred timeline."

We then cut to RAVONNA RENSLAYER in her office. She is at her desk, sorting through files. Suddenly, an agent bursts in.

AGENT

Ma'am, we have a situation.

Ravonna follows the agent to a computer, where we see a timeline branching off from the main one.

AGENT

Is this the variant we've been searching for?

Ravonna glances at the computer and nods.

RAVONNA

About damn time...

EXT. CHICAGO BAR, 1986 - NIGHT

We see a woman with long, black hair and a green dress chatting with a man in a bar. The song "Devil Woman" by Cliff Richard is playing in the background.

MAN

Can I interest you in another drink, beautiful?

The woman lets out a flirty laugh and blushes.

WOMAN

Oh, you're too kind.

The man turns to the bartender.

MAN

Hey, can you get my girl here a...

(He turns to the woman.)

What can I get you, honey?

WOMAN

Surprise me.

The man turns back to the bartender.

MAN

You heard her.

The woman has a devilish smirk on her face as she watches them. The man turns back to her as the bartender starts mixing a drink.

MAN

You know, I feel selfish. I've been talking so much about myself, but I still don't know a thing about you.

WOMAN

Well... what do you want to know?

Suddenly, another man approaches them.

MAN #2

Hey, what do you think you're doing with my date?!

MAN

Your date? She's mine, asshole!

MAN #2

I caught her first!

(He turns to the woman.)

I'm sorry, honey, is this guy bothering you?

MAN

Bothering her?! You listen here, shithead-

He grabs the other man and they begin to wrestle with each other.

WOMAN

(Playfully)

Oh no, please don't fight over me...

As the men grow more violent, a bit of green magic shoots out of the woman's hand, causing the first man's wallet to fly into her grasp. She slips by the men, undetected as the bartender tries to break them up. Outside the bar, the woman walks off. With a smirk, she shifts into LOKI, now in his male form. He unveils the tesseract with magic and disappears.

INT. THE BENATAR - NIGHT

Loki reappears in the Guardians' ship, where Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy are waiting for him. Loki smirks.

LOKI

Another successful venture.

THOR

Did they fight?

LOKI

Like bilgesnipe.

Thor bursts into laughter, and Loki hands Rocket the wallet.

LOKI

I also got the wallet, as requested. Although, I don't think Midgardian currency will have much value on the far side of the galaxy.

ROCKET

Who cares about the money? I just wanted the wallet.

(He dumps out the dollar bills and admires the wallet.)

This is nice leather...

LOKI

Anyone else have any travel requests?

QUILL

Oh, I got a whole bunch.

NEBULA

Quit acting like children. An infinity stone is not a toy to be played with.

LOKI

Oh, please. The tesseract and I go far back. If anyone can control it, I can.

ROCKET

You know, I'm starting to think you've just gotten sick of being around us, and now you're just looking for an excuse to get away.

LOKI

I will neither confirm nor deny that.

THOR

By that, he means "yes."

ROCKET

That's pretty rude of you, grease weasel.

Loki scowls at him.

DRAX

Can you travel to Kylos? I would greatly enjoy having some trego fruit again.

LOKI

Certainly.

The tesseract starts to glow in his hands.

INT. TVA - DAY

The agent and Ravonna are still at the computer.

AGENT

He's using the stone again. He's going to time-jump.

RAVONNA

Block it. Intercept him.

The agent presses a button.

EXT. MONGOLIA - DAY

Loki crash lands in the Gobi Desert and wakes up, looking utterly confused as a group of villagers approach him.

VILLAGER

(in Mongolian)

Who are you? Why have you come to our home?

Loki raises an eyebrow and opens his mouth to respond. Suddenly, a portal opens and several TVA agents enter. They lean down to examine the tesseract, and Loki abruptly rushes over to them.

LOKI

Don't touch that!

The agents ready their prune sticks. Suddenly, HUNTER B-15 opens a portal and enters.

HUNTER B-15

It appears to be a standard sequence violation.

(She checks her tem-pad)

Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope. Variant identified.

LOKI

I beg your pardon?

HUNTER B-15

On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the sacred timeline. Hands up.

The agents activate their prune sticks.

HUNTER B-15

You're coming with us.

LOKI

I'm sorry, who's "us"?

Hunter B-15 activates her own prune stick.

HUNTER B-15

Last chance, variant.

Loki chuckles.

LOKI

Look, I don't know who the hell you seem to think you are... But if you don't mind, this is actually your last chance.

(Beat)

Now get out of my way.

Before he can attack, Hunter B-15 strikes him with her stick.

INT. TVA COURTROOM - DAY

Ravonna pounds her gavel.

RAVONNA

Next case, please!

Hunter B-15 forces Loki onto the stand.

RAVONNA

"Laufeyson"... Variant L1130, aka "Loki Laufeyson"...

LOKI

I prefer "Odinson," thank you.

After a pause, Ravonna shrugs.

RAVONNA

Very well...

(She crosses out "Laufeyson" on his case file and writes in "Odinson.")

Loki Odinson, you are charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. How do you plead?

Loki chuckles.

LOKI

Madam, a god doesn't plead. Look, this has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now.

RAVONNA

Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?

Loki smirks.

LOKI

Guilty of being the god of mischief, yes. Guilty of finding all of this incredibly tedious, yes. Guilty of a... "crime"... against the "sacred timeline"? Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.

RAVONNA

Oh, really? And who should we have?

LOKI

Well, in my defense, the only reason I ever came in possession of the tesseract is because the Avengers traveled back in time.

Mobius enters the courtroom.

RAVONNA

We're not here to talk about the Avengers. What they did was supposed to happen; you reviving yourself with the tesseract and running around time, causing chaos was not.

Loki laughs.

LOKI

I'm sorry - not supposed to happen according to whom?

RAVONNA

The timekeepers.

INT. TIME THEATER - DAY

Mobius is showing Loki clips of his life and trying to dig deeper into his psyche.

MOBIUS

You know, trying to kill all the frost giants, invading Earth, I don't see anything very mischievous about this...

He plays a clip of the bifrost nearly destroying Jotunheim. A family of frost giants runs in fear as the land is destroyed. A little girl screams as her father is vaporized by the blast. Loki is visibly uncomfortable.

MOBIUS

Look at that. Did you enjoy doing that?

LOKI

Enough of your games. You've made your point.

Ignoring him, Mobius plays the clip of him telling Kurse where to go.

MOBIUS

And then, you tried tricking the dark elves into finding Thor, but instead, you sent them right to Frigga.

Loki tenses when he sees Frigga fighting Malekith.

LOKI

I don't want to watch this.

He winces, trying to keep himself together, as he watches Malekith stab Frigga.

MOBIUS

Well, you're going to watch it. Because that's your life, that's the consequences of your actions, and that is the proper flow of time! Now, why don't you tell me, do you enjoy hurting people?

LOKI

I don't have to play your games-

MOBIUS

Do you enjoy killing?

LOKI

I'll kill you.

MOBIUS

What, like you did your mother?

Enraged, Loki tosses a chair at him. Mobius dodges it, and it flies through the hologram of Frigga's dead body. Loki lunges at Mobius, but he uses the time twister to send him back on the ground. Loki growls in pain.

MOBIUS

Sorry, the time twister just loops you, not the furniture. You weren't born to be king, Loki. You were born to cause pain and suffering and death. That's how it is, that's how it was, and that's how it always will be. All so that others can achieve their best versions of themselves.

LOKI

(Voice cracking)

That's not true. You're lying.

MOBIUS

It is true. Your life ended after Thanos snapped your neck, because you fulfilled your purpose of assembling the Avengers to destroy you. Your purpose was never to become a hero. You're a villain, and that will never change as long as the sacred timeline runs its course.

INT. TIME THEATER - DAY

After Loki escapes and returns to the time theater on his own, he finds a folder of papers on the table. He opens it and reads the first file. It reads "LOKI ODINSON - MAIN OBJECTIVES: MURDER, LIE, MANIPULATE. LIFE PURPOSE: CATALYST FOR THE AVENGERS. OBJECTIVE FULFILLED. LIFE TERMINATED. END OF FILE.

Horrified, Loki stares at the file as tears run down his face. After a moment, he starts laughing as Hunter B-15 enters.

HUNTER B-15

Something funny?

After a pause, Loki shakes his head.

LOKI

Glorious purpose...

INT. TIME THEATER - DAY

Loki is talking with Mobius after being apprehended again.

LOKI

I will admit, the TVA is... formidable. Even an infinity stone is useless here.

(Beat)

You're not going to let me return to my own timeline, are you?

(Beat)

MOBIUS

Normally, no, we wouldn't. But... if you help us... maybe the timekeepers might be willing to make an exception. A rogue variant's been killing our minutemen.

LOKI

And you need the god of mischief to help you stop him?

MOBIUS

That's right.

LOKI

Why me?

MOBIUS

The variant we're hunting is... you.

Have some actual Lady Loki yay! 

So yeah, the purpose of this episode was mainly to re-establish the show within the continuity of my version of Endgame. Squirrel Girl comes in next episode!

@drawntothedarkside Here’s your tag!

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Assemble

Chapter 4

Pairing- Loki x Reader x Steve (one side)

Warning- cursing

Your thoughts and other characters are in italics.

Flashback in Bold.

Back on the Helicarrier in Bruce’s lad. Y/n knocks on the door. “Y/n come in.”

Y/n walks into the room and looks around at all the equipment.

“Your call on the spectrometers... how did you know that would work?” Bruce wondered.

“Well we’re trying to find the Tesseract and it  gives off a certain type of energy which can be read as a frequency hence why I said spectrometers.” Y/n  explained. “I just wanted to let you know that if you need any help I’m here.”

“Well two heads are better then one.”

Y/n walks over to the chair across from Bruce.

As soon as Y/n sits down she gets pulled into Bruce’s mind.

“HULK… SMASH!!” The Incredible Hulk roused as he smashes the ground making it crack open.

“I’m so sorry I knew about your friend but I didn’t know it was that bad.” Y/n announced.

“So you’ve done research on me?” Bruce queried

“Not for the reasons you’re thinking your memories just told me.” Y/n told Bruce.

“My memories?”

“I can read minds and when I sat down I saw an  Image of you know who.”

“Voldemort.”

“What no The Hulk.” Y/n stated.

“Oh that guy.” Bruce dryly.

“I know what it’s like to have apart of you that you can’t control.” Y/n disclosed.

“You do?” Bruce curious tone.

“Ya afraid if you let your emotions get the best of you it’s game over but I have faith you Bruce.” Y/n said Optimistically.

“Really?”

“I just through away the only source that can help me control my powers. In three hours my full powers are coming back if I believe I can control them. Then I believe you can control him.” Bruce smiles as Y/n opens one of The files on the desk. “I’m not saying it’s gonna happen right off bat  it’s gonna take some time.” Y/n finished.

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“Natasha watches the skies. Thunder. Coming out of nowhere. Fury speaks over her headset.

“Said anything?”

“Not a word.” Natasha replied.

“Just get him here. We're low on time.” Nick ordered.

With Loki tied up and cuffed to his seat, Tony and Steve watch from a distance, whispering. “I don't like it.”

“What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?” Tony supposed.

“I don't remember it being ever that easy. This guy packs a wallop.” Steve remarked.

“Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?” Tony wondered.

“What?”

“It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know,doing time as a Capsicle.”

Steve looks at Tony, finally meeting his ego match. “Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.”

“Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.”

Thunder and Lightning nearly hit the jet, making it shake violently.

“Where's this coming from?” Natasha mumbled to herself.

Thunder rumbles overhead. Loki stares out the window intently.

“What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?” Steve teased.

“I'm not overly fond of what follows.” Loki answered.

Outside the jet a blinding light hits the jet. Not a light. The Mighty Thor. Thor  open the ramp and grabs Loki by the throat and flies out. Steve and Tony are left dumbstruck. Tony puts the Iron Man helmet on.

“Now there's that guy.” Tony said with a sigh of irritation

“Another Asgardian?” Natasha wondered.

“Think the guy's a friendly?” Steve asked.

“Doesn't matter. If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.” Tony turns and gets ready to jump off the jet to chase after Thor.

“Stark, we need a plan of attack!” Steve protested.

“l have a plan. Attack.” Tony jumps out of the jet and chases after Thor. Cap grabs a parachute to follow.

“I'd sit this one out, Cap.” Natasha insisted.

“I don't see how I can.” Steve replied.

“These guys come from legends, they're basically gods.”

“There's only one God, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.” Cap jumps out of the jet.

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Somewhere out in the European mountains, Thor throws Loki into the side of the mountain. He raises the mighty hammer, Mjölnir. He looks down at his brother, who he thought to be dead and is angry to see him alive in this fashion.

“Where is the Tesseract?” Thor demanded.

“I missed you too.” Loki laughed.

“Do I look to be in a gaming mood?!” Thor snapped.

“Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here? Your precious Earth.” Loki scoffed.

Thor drops Mjölnir, causing the mountain to quake. He picks up Loki. His brother. Although Thor is pissed for what he has done, a family is everything to a man or god. “I thought you dead.”

“Did you mourn?”

“We all did. Our father...”

“Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?”

Thor lets go Loki, who walks away from Thor, causing an even bigger wedge between them.

“We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?”

Loki  turns around. “I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I was and should be king!”

“So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights. No, the Earth is under my protection, Loki.” Thor declared.

Loki laughs “And you’re doing a marvelous job with that. The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you idly threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?”

“You think yourself above them?” Thor asked.

“Well, yes.” Loki said in a casual tone.

“Even if your love was here. You think yourself above her.”

Loki stops walking away from Thor. “I do not know what you speak of.”

“Mother told me what she did for you. She gave you a love someone who will be there for you and love you forever come home brother we can find her together.” Thor said Sincerely.

“I already found her. She’s here you know of her....she helped fight The Destroyer.”  Loki stated.

”Y/n.”  

“Do you think I came here because of your love of Earth....we well rule over all humanity and there will be nothing you can do about it.” Loki said with fire and determination.

“Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. Throne would suit you ill.” Thor disclosed.

Angrily, Loki shoves his brother to the side. He walks back up to the ledge. Turns around. “I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odinson, in my exile! I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...”

“Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?” Thor queried.

“I am a king!” Loki swore loudly.

“Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.” Thor said trying to reason with Loki.

“I don’t have it. You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off I know not where.” Loki grinned.

Mjölnir flies back to his grasp. “You listen well, brother. I...”

Thor is Knocked off the Mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight.

“I'm listening.” Loki mocked.

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Thor and Iron Man crash into the forest. Thor rolls himself up. Iron Man is still standing, but keeps his distance. The helmet opens up.

“Do not touch me again!” Thor growled.

“Then don't take my stuff.” Tony stated.

“You have no idea what you're dealing with.” Thor began.

“Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” Tony mocked.

“This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice!” Thor explained.

“He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of my way... tourist.” The Iron Man helmet clamps and he walks away. In one quick move, Thor pulls Mjölnir, throws it, and Knocks  Iron Man clear across into a tree.

“Okay.” Tony scoffed.

From the mountain side, Loki watches in amusement. Thor raises his hand. Mjölnir flies back to his hand. Thor swings the hammer, summoning a ray of energy. Iron Man stands up and from his hand boosters, a blast of energy Knocks The mighty Avenger on his ass. Iron Man flies back up and knocks Thor into a tree. Thor, kneeling on the ground, pulls Mjölnir to his hand, raises it to the skies and pulls in Lightning and Thunder. Thor points the hammer at Iron Man and the outpouring of bolts lighting increases in intensity.  Iron Man falls back.

“Power at 400% capacity.” Jarvis  informed Tony.

“How about that?” Tony grinned.

Iron Man flies away from his hand boosters, pushing Thor to his knees. Like two gunslingers ready to draw, both Thor and Iron Man fly towards each other and meet in the middle and ascend up.

The two battle. Iron Man grasps Thor, elbowing him and smashing  him into the side of a mountain. Thor leaps  off the mountain and takes  Iron Man with him.

Thor and Iron Man crash right back down, smashing down every tree possible. Iron Man yanks Thor right up. Thor grabs both hands boosters and begins to crush them. Tony quickly  chargers as much energy as he can and shoots energy in Thor’s face. Thor falls back, losing his stance. Iron Man headbutts Thor, with his gold-titanium alloy helmet. Thor... headbutts him back in head and actually sends Iron Man across the forest. Iron Man boosters up and flies back at Thor, grabbing him by the arm and cape and swings him into another tree. Thor looks up, ready. Thor runs with all his patience out the window. Iron Man swings and misses, giving Thor the momentum to grab him, lift him and smash him down hard. Thor summons back Mjölnir to his hand. Just as he's about to put the hammer down, Iron Man uses his hand boosters to skid across the ground and trip Thor over. Standing up, Thor looks for him, but from behind him, Iron Man crashers into his back. Thor stands facing Iron Man. Ready to pounce... Captain America’s shield ricochets  off both Thor and Iron Man, stopping them.

They look up and see Captain America standing on top of a fallen tree with the shield back in hand. “That's enough!”Steve said coming down looks at Thor. “Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.”

“I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!” Thor answered.

“Then prove it! Put the hammer down.” Steve voiced.

“Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hammer!” Tony provoked.

Thor backhands Iron Man with Mjölnir. Thor, losing all tolerance with this sentential of liberty, raises the hammer. “You want me to put the hammer down?”

Thor leaps high into the air raising  Mjölnir. Captain America crutches down holding up his shield.Sure bring the hammer down onto the shop with a massive. Implosion of light reacts to the Vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave that blows up anything within a mile.

IronMan stands up, looking around like `holy shit.' Lying right next to him is Cap.

“Are we done here?” Steve asked.

Captain America,Iron Man, and Thor just stand there.

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As Bruce and Y/n are working in his lab as Loki walks down being guarded by men and when he looks into the room he catches Y/n’s  face he was shocked but he covered it well. Banner stops working on the scepter and looks up. Loki eyes him as he walks, nodding and smiling. Bruce rubs his head.

“Hey Bruce you ok?” Y/n asked.

when Y/n  finally looks up at what Bruce was look at she see him. Everything slows down and she can only see him. She can hear her heartbeat as clear as day. She gets the sense of familiar like she’s known him her  entire life and  just haven’t seen him in a while. Even though she’s just seeing him for the first time. Every nerve in her body has a awaken and she feels a different form of electricity go through her. She feels like like the world hell the universe is pulling her towards him she doesn’t understand why.

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Loki is now free from his cuffs and is contained in a large glass cella held by hydraulic rigs. Fury walks up the control panel of the cell. “In case it's unclear. You try to escape. You so much as scratch that glass.” Fury presses a button which opens up a hatch underneath Loki’s cell.

Loki peers as much as he can from the glass. Without seeing, the sounds of gusting wind  would make man shit his pants. Not a god, though of course. “Thirty thousand feet, straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works?!” Fury closes the hatch. Points at Loki. “Ant.” Then points at the button which would drop Loki into the steel trap. “Boot.” Nick finished

“It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.”  Loki said smirking.

“Built for something a lot stronger than you.” Nick stated.

“Oh, I've heard.” Loki looks into the camera.

The others watch on the monitor Loki getting interrogated. Banner looks at the monitor, intently.

“The mindless beast, makes play he's still a man How desperate are you, that you call upon such lost creatures to defend you?”

“How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can't hope to control.” Nick Started. “You talk about peace and you kill `cause it's fun. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.”

“Ooh. It burns you to come so close. To have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all mankind to share, and then to be reminded what real power is.”  Loki disclosed.

“Well, you let me know if Real Power wants a magazine or something.” Nick said smiling about to walk out the room but Loki voice stopes him.”

“Humans often over look when real power is standing in front of them”  Loki said looking into the camera. “And what marvelous power she has such shame you keep a breathtaking creature like that locked up.”

Fury walks off leaving Loki in his glass cell. Loki looks back at the camera, smirking.

Y/n is watching the interrogation from Bruce’s lab.

Bold I’ll give him that.

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Steve watches until the monitor goes black. Thor, who didn't even look, just listened, stands there, torn apart. They all just stand there in stunned silence. Finally --“He really grows on you, doesn't he?”

“Loki's gonna drag this out. So, Thor, what's his play?” Steve asked.

“He has an army called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.”  Thor explained.

“An army? From outer space?” Steve inquired.

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Y/n walks out of Bruce’s lab and head towards the bridge lost in her thoughts on how Loki knows so much about her and why is every fiber of her being telling  her to go to his cell. Just thinking about the way he look at her makes her smile makes her feel flushed. Not realizing that she made her way to the bridge when she looks up she instantly smiles even more.

“Thor?!!”

“Y/n?!!”

Without hesitating Y/n runs and hugs Thor. He then picks her up and twirls her around in excitement.

“Y/n! I did not know you would be here.” Thor proclaimed happily.

“I didn’t know you would be here I thought the bifost was destroy.” Y/n told Thor happy to to her friend.

“It was my father summoned all his power to get me here.” Thor shared.

Agent Hill and the other look at Y/n with confusion. “Am I missing something? How to you tow know each other?” Agent Hill questioned.

“I met Thor in New Mexico. I helped him fight the destroyer.” Y/n  grinned.

“Does Director Fury know about this?” Agent Hill asked.

“Of course I wouldn’t dare keep secrets from the Director. But what’s going on with Loki why is he here this time.”

He’s here because of you. Thor thought

Y/n looks at Thor shocked. “What?!”

“He’s building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.”

“Selvig?” Thor asked.

“Erik? ....why was Erik working with Shield?”Y/n asked Agent Hill.

“He's an astrophysicist.” Bruce answered.

“He's a friend.” Thor stated.

“Loki has him under some kind of spell, along with one of ours.” Natasha informed the others but mumbling the last bit.

“I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.” Steve disclosed.

“Steve right there’s something here that Loki wants.” Y/n agreed.

“I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats, you could smell crazy on him.” Bruce voiced.

“Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he's my brother.” Thor declared.

“He killed eighty people in two days.” Natasha commented.

“He's adopted.” Thor disclosed.

“Iridium, what did they need the Iridium for?” Bruce asked.

“The It's a stabilizing agent.” Tony answered Bruce’s question as he is walking in with Coulson. “I'll fly you there. Keep the love alive. Means the portal won't collapse on itself, like it did at Shield.” Tony walks over to Thor and hits his bicep. “No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing.”

“Also, it means the portal can open as wide, and stay open as long, as Loki wants. Uh, raise the mid-mast, ship the top sails. That man is playing GALAGA! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did.” Tony covering his eye, looks around. “How does Fury do this?” Tony asked.

“He turns.” Agent Hill answered.

Tony looks around the monitors and places a button size hacking implant under Fury's desk, without anyone noticing. “That sounds exhausting. The rest of the raw materials, Agent Barton can get his hands on pretty easily. Only major component he still needs is a power source. A high energy density, something to kick start the cube.”  Tony explained.

“When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?” Agent Hill  queried.

“Last night. The packet, Selvig's notes, the Extraction Theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading?” Tony wondered.

“Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?” Steve questioned.

“Erik got to heat the cube to a hundredand twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.” Y/n answered out loud.

“Unless, Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect.”  Tony replied.

“Well, if he could do that he could achieve Heavy Ion Fusion at any reactor on the planet.” Bruce explained.

“Finally, someone who speaks English.” Tony grinned.

“Is that what just happened?” Steve questioned.

Tony and Banner shake hands. A glimmer in their eyes shines as the mutual respect for each other shows.

“It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. You're work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” Tony remarked.

Bruce looks down. “Thanks.”

Nick Fury walks on to the bridge. “Dr. Banner is only here to track the cube. I was hoping you might join him.”

“Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a HYDRA weapon.”  Steve pointed out.

“I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.” Nick disclosed.

“Monkeys? I do not understand.” Thor said confused.

“Don’t worry I’ll explain it to you later.” Y/n whispered to Thor.

“I do! I understood that reference.” Steve exclaimed.

Tony rolls his eyes, while Cap looks proud of himself. “Shall we play, doctor?”

“Let's play some.” As Banner and Tony walk out, the Galaga player turns ever so discreetly, watches as everyone else disperses and goes back to playing.

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Banner continuously scans with a gamma ray detection scanner on the scepter for radiation. Tony looks at his monitors, shifting and solving as many algorithms and equations.

“We didn’t get a chance to formally meet I’m Y/n Munroe.” Y/n said holding out her hand for Tony to shake.

“Tony Stark.”Tony shakes Y/n’s hand.

Tony have surgery and screaming. Tony wakes up suddenly with a tube up his nose, laying on a cot in a cave. He rips out the tube and tries to pick up a cup on the table beside him, but fails. He notices a man shaving and tries to reach further but is stopped by wires.

“I wouldn't do that if I were you.” Yinsen stated.

Tony realizes that he's connected to a battery. He rips off the bandages over his chest to see an electromagnet inside his chest.

“That’s how it happened.” Y/n mumbled.

But Tony heard clear as day. “What happened?”

“Um nothing.” Y/n said walking over to Bruce.

“You didn’t tell me you knew Erik Selvig.”

“Oh ya I met him years back when I was 17 I was his assistant after I got my PhD.” Y/n explained

“You have a PhD?” Bruce asked.

“Ya I don’t really talk about.”

“Don’t like being the smartest person in the room.” Bruce observed.

“Exactly.” Y/n said sitting down in a chair.

After a moment the computer that this is working on starts to beep.

“The gamma readings are definitely consistent with Selvig’s reports on the Tesseract. But it's gonna take weeks to process.”  Bruce told Y/n and Tony.

“If we bypass their mainframe and direct a reroute to the Homer cluster, we can clock this around six hundred teraflops.” Tony explained

“All I packed was a tooth brush.” Bruce commented.

“You know, you two  should come by Stark Towers sometime. Top ten floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's candy land.” Tony said with a smile.

“Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke...Harlem.” Bruce shared.

“I live here and I broke Harlem...I caused a black out and a state wide earthquake.” Y/n confessed.

“That was you?!!” Bruce exclaimed.

“I heard about that what the hell happened?” Tony wondered.

“I had a nightmare.” Y/n replied.

“Your kidding me.” Tony claimed.

“I kid you not.” Y/n answered.

“Well, I promise a stress free environment. No tension. No surprises.” Tony grinned.

“Oh no Tony don’t....”

Tony pokes Banner with a miniature electrical prod. “OW!” Tony looks at Banner closely.

Steve walks in on them, pissed at Tony. “Hey!”

“Nothing?” Tony questioned.

“Are you nuts?” Steve asked angrily.

“You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?” Tony asked calmly.

Y/n laughs.

“Is everything a joke to you?” Steve wondered.

“Funny things are.” Tony remarked.

“Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny. No offense, doctor.” Steve made known.

“No, it's alright. I wouldn't have come aboard if I couldn't handle pointy things.” Bruce implied.

“You're tiptoeing, big man. You need to strut.” Tony chuckled.

“And you need to focus on the problem, Mr. Stark.” Steve stressed.

“You think I'm not? Why did Fury call us and why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.” Tony explained.

“I agree with Tony I know Erik  and I know how he feels about Shield he would’ve wanted someone familiar to be here with him.....I should’ve been here with him.” Y/n disclosed.

“You think Fury’s hiding something?” Steve questioned.

“Of course he is I should’ve been here helping Erik but I wasn’t because he knows I can read minds. I would read his mind and find out what he’s really doing.” Y/n mumbled.

“He’s a spy. Captain, he’s the spy. His secrets have secrets.” Tony said then points over to Bruce. “It’s bugging him too, isn’t it?”

“Uh...I just wanna finish my work here and...” Bruce stuttered.

“Doctor?” Steve asked.

“'A warm light for all mankind,’ Loki's jab at Fury about the cube.” Bruce started.

“I heard it.”

Bruce points at Tony. “Well, I think that was meant for you. Even if Barton didn't post that all over the news.”

“The Stark Tower? That big ugly.” Tony gives him a look. “...building in New York?”

“Isn’t It's powered by Stark Reactors, self- sustaining energy source. That building will run itself for what, a year?” Y/n asked.

“That's just the prototype. I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now.” Tony commented.

“So, why didn't Shield bring him in on the Tesseract project? I mean, what are they doing in the energy business in the first place?” Bruce explained.

“I should probably look into that once my decryption programmer finishes breaking into all of Shield's secure files.” Tony replied.

“I’m sorry, did you say...?” Steve trailed off

“Your looking through all the Shield files.” Y/n said astonished.

“Jarvis has been running it since I hit the bridge. In a few hours we'll know every dirty secret Shield has ever tried to hide.”  Tony said holds out a bag of blueberries. “Blueberry?”

Y/n takes a blueberry. “I need to file or  two from him anyways.”

“Yet you’re confused about why they didn’t want you around?” Steve remarked.

“An intelligence organization that fears intelligence? Historically, not possible.” Tony pointed out.

“I think Loki's trying to wind us up. This is a man who means to start a war, and if don't stay focused, he'll succeed. We have orders, we should follow them.” Steve told Tony.

“Following is not really my style.” Tony grinned.

“And you're all about style, aren't you?” Steve said with a sarcastic smile.

“Of the people in this room, which one is; A. wearing a spangly outfit, and B. not of use?” Tony mocked.

“Steve, tell me none of this smells a little funky to you?”  Bruce chimed in.

Steve takes in the possibility, but as an obedient soldier, shakes it off.

“Just find the cube.” Steve walks out of the lab. Still torn apart by the possibility, he walks away, towards the hull of the ship.

“I’ll talk to him.” Y/n announced.

“You can try he looks like the snitching type.” Tony disclosed.

Y/n rushes out of the lab to find Steve. “Steve.”

Steve stops in his track. “You agree with him you think what he’s doing is OK.”

“I need information on someone and I know Nick fury‘s not gonna give it to me. It’s the only way I can know for sure.”  Y/n stated.

“That question you asked Coulson.” Steve reported.

“Ya. I  know what you’re about to do.” Y/n announced. “I know you wanna get answers just as well as I do now go get them.” With one last look Steve walks away. While Y/n heads towards the cell where they’re keeping Loki.

Part 5

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The Avengers (Student Body Government For S.H.I.E.L.D High School) Part 2/?

Chapter Summary: The Avengers have their first meeting and it turns to shit. Meanwhile, Yelena and Loki are facing the challenges of middle school and trying to take over the world.

Part 1

"This is the first meeting of the Student Council also dubbed, The Avengers, for no reason. And now the rules," Pepper started, "No gossiping, stay on topic, no subtracting from the population, no adding to the population, and please do not wind up in detention." Clint scoffed, "Okay, Mom." Pepper walked over to him, "Are you sass mouthing me?" Clint gulped, "No ma'am." You would think that it would be fine after that, however, you would be wrong. "You forgot one, we need to watch what we say or Rogers will attempt to give us a bruise," Tony said. Steve stood up, "I'll do a lot more than give you a bruise!" Tony stood up as well, "Please, you would have an asthma attack just from angrily walking over here." Sam put a hand on Steve's shoulder, "He's right man." Bucky put his hand on Steve's other shoulder, "I hate to say it but I agree with Wilson. Just let this one go." Bruce looked at Tony, "Exactly, Tony please stop saying mean things about Steve for no reason." Tony rolled his eyes and said, "Fine." Pepper looked between them, "Are you two done? Anyway, we have a new exchange student named Natasha Romanoff. Please try to help her if she needs it." Tony spoke again, "Why is she here? Everyone knows that she's just a pretty face." Natasha looked down, this is really how people thought about her? "Hey don't say that!" exclaimed Clint.

Tony and Clint started to bicker and Bruce was trying to break it up as everyone else started to talk and get on each other's nerves. It only took one phrase that had nothing to do with the conversation to get everyone to start yelling at each other. "Fuck you Barnes!" yelled Sam. "Like I give a damn what you think Wilson!" You can guess who yelled that. "Language!" yelled Steve. It was an inside joke with them, Steve's mom would always yell it at them. "Why shouldn't they let out their steam a little bit through cursing, Rogers?" Tony said. Steve had forgotten that the other people in the room wouldn't understand the joke. "Because then we would all be cursing messes TONY," said Pepper. "I agree with Ms. Potts, cursing should be saved for special occasions," Thor added. Bruce sighed, this was going to be a long day.

Meanwhile at the local middle school...

"Do you speak any English?" asked a frustrated Principle Valkyrie. "Я делаю но это смешнее (I do but it's funnier)" answered Yelena. Principal Valkyrie didn't speak any Russian nor did anyone else in the school. I'll stick with the first student I see, thought Valkyrie. The first person to walk by was no other than Loki Odinson. "Laki!" yelled Valkyrie. "It's Loki!" he yelled. "Anyway I need you to show Yelena around the school, I won't take no as an answer." Loki rolled his eyes and gestured for Yelena to follow him. "So do you speak any English?" he asked after a while. "I do, not very well though," she told him. "I like your vest," Loki told her. "Thank you, it has so many pockets to store things in," she said. "Like knives," Loki suggested. Yelena nodded, "Always be prepared for the worst."

"Why did you come to America?" asked Loki. "My older sister dragged me along," Yelena answered. "How much older than you is she?" Loki questioned. Yelena thought about it, "Four years, why do you have siblings?" Loki didn't answer immediately, "Yes I have a brother, Thor, who is four years older than me and I have a sister, Hela, who is seven years older than me." Yelena nodded, "Do you have any friends here?" She was interested because he was spending an awful lot of time talking to her. "Not really, I do have some friends outside of school but, I'm not the most likable person," he told her. "Well, I enjoy talking with you. Let's get to know each other, question one, what is the best way to kill someone?" Yelena said. Loki didn't even have to think about it, "Poison." Yelena groaned, "But that's no fun." Loki shook his head, "Think about it this way, I'm a man (most of the time) so if I used poison and didn't leave any tracks they would assume a woman committed the murder. And what do you think the best way to kill a man is?" Yelena answered, "Hit them with a car. Think about it if you drive away fast enough and no one saw you, and you ditch the car, you won't get caught."

They had asked each other a few more questions and it was mildly disturbing how much she knew about how to kill people, but who was Loki to judge. Yelena was nice, creepy at times, but nice. She was funny as well, today was the first time Loki genuinely laughed in a while. She was one of the first people to understand his dark humor jokes, and not tell him to go see a therapist. "How do you feel about ditching school?" he asked here. "It's the first day of school Loki! I'm in where do we go?" Yelena said. Loki thought about it, "I hear our older siblings are going to their new student council meeting, it's gonna be a shitshow." Yelena nodded and started to run down the hallway and out the door. "I would have been more subtle but," Loki mumbled as he walked out the door.

Back at the Ranch...

"Oh god fucking damn it, Steven!" yelled Tony. "It's not my fault!" Steve yelled back. "Yes, it is asshole!" Clint said. A helpful, "Aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh" was added by Natasha. "Can we all just calm down?" asked Bruce. "NO!" everyone yelled. "To be fair you're all acting like children," Yelena said from the back of the room. "Get out!" scolded Natasha. "No we want to see how it ends," Loki said. "How did you two even get in here?" asked a very confused Thor. "We have our ways," Yelena responded.

They all continued to fight until a voice decided to stop them, "You're all acting like idiots." A very annoyed Sarah Wilson had walked into the room. "You are aware that school ended five minutes ago right?" They all stopped fighting and started to mumble that they knew what they were doing. "You guys need to meet outside of school with all the time you waste arguing," Sarah added. She sighed, "Anyway I'm walking home Sam, James, Steve, Natasha, Yelena are you coming or what?" Tony's eyes widened. "Wait, Natasha and Yelena are staying with you?" Natasha scoffed, "No we're staying with the Barnes family anyway by, see you tomorrow."

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Thor, bed sharing au with quote 28 please? Thank you 🙏

Thor Odinson + Bedsharing + “There’s one bed. Oh, what could go wrong?”

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"You mean to tell me that you are a billionaire with a multi billion company with anything at your disposable and you didn't get enough rooms for our mission?" You yelled at Tony over the phone standing in the middle of the hotel waiting room, Thor standing bashfully besides you, right after the attendant informed you and your mission partner that you would in fact be sharing a room for the next week. 

You hung up on Tony, not even giving him the chance to respond before grumbling under your breath "and with my luck there's gonna be one bed."

The attendant glanced at the screen of her computer before fear flashed in her eyes. "Um ma'am, that room actually does only have one…"

"Oh my goodness!" You raised your arms in frustration, "There's one bed Thor! Oh, what could go wrong?!'

He just looked down at your, fearful of what you were gonna do.

Once you both got to the room, and ready for bed, you both looked down guilty at the small queen sized bed. Glancing up at Thor and his massive body you mentally said fuck it. Whatever happens, happens. Plus, this will check something off your bucket list. Cuddle with one extremely adorable Asgardian god.

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Loki x Reader

Before Thor 1

Loki x Female Reader

Request: Nope

Warnings: (very little) death at end, peaceful.

Song: Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day

(set in past England)

Loki falls in love with a Midgardian princess (you)

A/N: This took me forever but Im actually proud of it. After this I only have one more fic planned, so if anyone has requests I’ll have time to do them!

 Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road

 Loki would visit Midgard much more often than any of the other gods. Things were so much simpler here, and even though he wished to be a King one day, it was nice to just be one of the people.

 Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go

 He walked past a fountain in front of the castle to see a beautiful girl, a Midgardian with (h/c) hair and (s/c) skin. She was looking at the fountain and smiling, wearing a (f/c) dress that went just below her knees. Loki approached her and she turned to face him,

"I love looking at the water. It flows so beautifully, don't you think?" The girl asked. Loki hadn't paid attention to it before, but he took a moment to observe the patterns made by the water. They were indeed fascinating.

"Yes, it is." he said. she smiled at him

"You're not from around here?"

"No, how did you know?"

"Well, in part because of your accent. But you're talking to me. Most people don't"

"They don't speak to a lady as beautiful as yourself?" the girl laughed at this.

"You're definitely not from around here. My name is (y/n)" she extended her hand, and Loki took it.

"Loki. Do you mind explaining what you mean, Lady (y/n)?"

"Well, my mother is the queen."

 "Ah, so that would make you the lovely Princess (y/n), wouldn't it?" (y/n) blushed. This was the boldest man she had met, yet still seemed to be one of the kindest. He had a certain charm to him as well. She decided she liked him, and his gorgeous smile.

"Yes, I suppose it would. Tell me, how long do you plan on staying?"

 So make the best of this test and don't ask why

 Loki never figured out how he had managed to find a girl like (y/n). Over the past two years they had become good friends, he had been in the castle many times and even met the King and Queen. So far they had remained friends, though (y/n)s parents suspected that they wouldn't be for long. The God had told (y/n) tales of the nines realms, never letting her know they were more than fiction. But he had grown to care for her, and he thought it was time to tell her the truth.

"(y/n)" they were sitting in her room, her practicing her history at her desk and he sitting on the bed. She chewed on her quill.

"Yes Loki?" she said distractedly

"You remember the stories I've told you? About Asgard and the Nine Realms?" She turned to face him.

"Of course. Why?"

"Well.." he hesitated "What if I told you they were true? That the Nine Realms truly existed?"

"What do you mean?" He sighed and looked her in the eyes.

"Do you trust me?"

"Of course I do." She said. He held out a hand to her.

"Come here." She walked over to him and grabbed his hand, twisting their fingers together. Her heart beat wildly as he wrapped an arm around her.

"Hold on. This is going to be a bit strange, okay?"

"Loki, what are you doing?"

"Trust me." She wrapped her free arm around him and laid her face on his chest.

"Okay"

In a flash of Green Light, everything disappeared.

 It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

 Three months later, Loki and (y/n) sat in the Gardens of Asgard. A soft breeze rippled the air, swaying the trees and flowers. They sat alone in a small clearing, hidden on all sides by a wall of bushes, accessible only by an opening on the front wall. (y/n) was laughing at something Loki had said, leaning her head onto his shoulder. Her laughter dwindled into a comfortable silence, broken by the sound of the wind and small animals skittering around the bushes. Loki sighed in contentment. They sat like this for a few minutes, before (y/n) pulled away to look at Loki. He looked at her in return. There was a small smile set over both their lips.

"You know Loki, you are truly beautiful." she whispered, letting her hand drag gently down his face. He smiled back at her.

"I believe you're the most beautiful one here." He whispered back. (Y/n) readjusted her hand to pull him closer, their eyes fluttering closed as their lips met in a sweet and gentle kiss.

Loki smiled as they parted

"Princess (y/n), would you do me the honour of courting me?"

"That sounds lovely, Prince Loki." He waved his hand in the air, and a green glow formed itself into a ring, transforming into a crown made of her favorite flowers.

"For my lovely Queen." He placed it on her head. (y/n) giggled.

"Thank you, My King." They laughed together, and then shared another gentle kiss.

 It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

 Loki had never expected to fall in love with a Midgardian until he met (y/n). Of course, he couldn't tell his parents, they would never approve. Well, his father wouldn't. But he still loved her, and she loved him. Having her curled up in his arms every night, her soft kisses and nuzzles, her gorgeous laugh, everything about her made him know, no matter what everyone else would say, that this was completely and utterly right.

I hope you had the time of your life

 She walked down the aisle in a flowing white dress, her arm linked with her fathers. When she reached the end of the aisle, he whispered in her ear and kissed her cheek, then released her to her future husband. On the alter, Loki smiled. Never had he seen someone so beautiful. He was lost in her eyes. He was going to marry her. She was going to be his Queen, Lady Odinson. When it was his turn to say I Do, he said it confidently and happily, declaring his love for her.

They danced afterwards, to one of his favorite Midgardian songs. She was beaming, she was perfect. He wanted this moment to last forever.

 So take the photographs and still frames in your mind

 "Long Live Queen (y/n) and King Loki!"

(y/n)s parents had stepped down from the throne, leaving (y/n) as queen. It was several months after the wedding, and they were loved by the people. Loki and (y/n) would rule together, side by side, for many years. And they were happy.

  Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time

 "Oh my God,"  (y/n) let out a happy laugh, mixed with tears. "Oh my god, she's beautiful." Loki and his wife sat in their chambers, admiring their new born daughter.

"She is." Loki said. He reached for (y/n)s hand, squeezing it, never taking his eyes off the little girl.

"Mommy! Daddy!" a little boy of four years ran in, followed by a hassled looking maid "Is that my new baby! I want to see! Look, I drawed a picture!" he held up a paper of scribbles, apparently supposed to be of his sibling.

"I'm sorry your highnesses, he got out of my control." said the maid as your son ran to you.

"It's quite alright. Would you like to see her?" (y/n) replied, smiling at her eager little boy.

"Oh my, it would be an honour my lady."

"Is it a boy or a girl?" the son asked, scrunching his face at the baby.

"A girl. Her name is (name)"

"She's lovely" the maid said, looking at the king and queen. "May she grow to be as kind and beautiful as you."

"Thank you ma'am." Loki said, wrapping his arm around his son. "You may leave if you wish." The maid left the room.

(y/n) looked at Loki and kissed him, smiling.

"Ewww!!!" the little boy stuck his tongue out and Loki laughed.

"If I want to kiss your mommy, I shall kiss your mommy." He tossed him in the air, making him giggle, then kissed him on the nose upon catching him. "And I'll kiss you and her sister when I wish as well"

 Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial

 Years later, when they were both older, they sat together in the dying sun. They could see the whole kingdom from their seats on the balcony, near the top of the castle. Silently holding each other's hand, (y/n) sighed happily. She looked at Loki's face and smiled.

"Love, you haven't aged a day." she said. And it was true. He looked nearly the same as the first time she'd seen him, standing by that fountain as a young girl. She was older now, and so was he of course, but it wasn't the same. And yet, she never doubted his love for her.

Loki never doubted his love either, but watching her age was painful. His time with her seemed so short, so unfair that she would leave this world and he would linger on. Living without her would be impossible. And even now, her face visibly matured, her hair no longer as sleek and shiny, her face in the ligt of the sunset was as beautiful as ever. The most beautiful thing he'd ever see, he'd ever lose.

 For what it's worth it was worth all the while

"Love, come with me to Asgard. Stay with me there." (y/n) turned to smile at the man beside her. They had woken up only a few moments ago, everything was warm and light and beautiful.

"I can't yet love. I have to stay. Our children aren't ready yet."

"Darling…"

"In due time Loki. I will join you, once they're ready."

"Of course."

"I love you."

"I love you too"

 It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

 Two years later, (y/n) turned to Loki.

"Take me to Asgard."

"Pardon?" he said. A smile grew upon (y/n)s now wrinkled face.

"They are ready. Take me to Asgard." he blinked and smiled.

"Certainly darling. Anything for you"

 I hope you had the time of your life

 The last few years had been difficult. (Y/n) was aging, they both knew that Loki would lose her soon. He cast spells, preserving her health and slowing her aging, but in the end, she was a mortal. Spells could only go so far.

It was a dark evening, they were staring at the stars. It had been long since they had left Midgard, and since then they'd known only peace.

"Loki," she said, looking at him.

"Yes love?" He looked back at her. Despite her age, her eyes were as bright as ever.

"I ask you only one thing. Compared to me, you are still young, though we have aged together. You will fall in love again, I accept this. But promise me, you'll never forget me."

"(y/n)…" tears filled his eyes. "I will never forget you. I will always love you, and you alone. You are my wife and my Queen. My stars and my galaxy and my universe. The most and only perfect person I've ever met. You are the meaning in my life. I don't know what I'll do without you, but I will never, ever forget you."

 It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

  She was gone. They'd come back to Midgard months ago, to say goodbye to her children and her kingdom. It had been a long time coming, but it was still a shock.

And as Loki sat by her bed, sobbing and holding her hand, he reminded her of his promise.

"I'll never forget you, my lovely Queen. One day we will be reunited in the halls of Valhalla. We will meet again, and I'll love you no less. We'll be together again my Queen. We will be, I promise."

  I hope you had the time of your life

  He had lost her. He lost the love of his life. He had known this, but as he sat where she was buried, looking at her name on the stone, he realized it. She was gone. (y/n) was gone, and he'd live on for years. He'd have to live without her. He cried, remembering her touch on his skin and her soft words to him. His whisper was lost in the wind of the graveyard, which stirred the leaves fallen on the ground, and nobody heard him but the spirits of Valhalla.

 "Goodbye, (y/n)."

And, in the wind of the graveyard, he thought he heard another gentle whisper.

"Goodbye Loki"

  It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

I hope you had the time of your life

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tag dump!

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Night of Mischief

fandom: Avengers (pre-Stony to Stony, but not main focus)

characters: Thor Odinson, Loki Laufeyson, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner

summary: Loki takes it in his hand to cause mischief, and suddenly Thor is left with younger versions of his teammates. As the night progress, Avengers get older, and Thor and Loki have a chance to experience Halloween like never before.

length: 1 890 words

a/n: third and last fic in the Stony Halloween Spooktacular! this is more of a team fic, and the main characters are Thor and Loki, in honor of Thor Ragnarok. hope you enjoyed the fics!

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Night of Mischief

"Loki… What have you done?"

Thor was on Earth long enough to be familiar with the customs and holidays, gladly participating in all of them. During the years, he learned that one of the most beloved celebrations, both by kids and adults, was Halloween. For younglings, it was a night of pranks and candy and dressing up as their favorite characters or spooky creatures. For adults, it was parties and costumes, not necessarily scary, but sometimes reflecting the current reality or hidden desires. For Thor, as an outsider, it was a party with his teammates and a lot of delicious food pretending to be something disgusting (cat litter cake - it was in the top three things Thor considered the most horrible). So, when he entered the common room on the Avengers shared floor for an annual Avengers Halloween party, and among fake bats and carved pumpkins, he saw five kids, around five years old, running and screaming and shoving candy into their little mouths, and saw Loki standing in the middle of the chaos, he knew that something was wrong.

"Finally, you decided to join us!" Loki spread his arms in a welcoming gesture, a smile shining among the fake spooky scenery. The smile was quickly gone, when one of the kids rammed into Loki's legs, making him bend over with a pained grunt. "Little devil," Loki fought his initial urge to swat the kid away, and gently pushed the blond boy, sending him on his way, giggling and dirty from chocolate.

Thor didn't say a word. His eyes followed the kids. A red-haired girl, holding a fake spider and chasing a blond boy around, screeching in fake horror. Another blond boy who together with a small brunet kept eating fistfuls of candy from the bowl set on the table. And the last boy, fueled on sugar and chocolate, bouncing all around the room, singing in tune to 'Monster Mash'.

So different, yet so familiar.

"Brother I wish you a nice evening and how do Midgardians say it--- Happy Halloween."

"Where do you think you are going?!" Thor caught Loki by the elbow, just as the god of mischief was trying to make his way out of the room.

"I simply have my own plans for this glorious night. One of the realms holds a delightful ceremony of---"

"No, no, no," Thor cut the trickster off, strengthening his grip. "You are going to reverse the spell right now!"

Loki raised up a single eyebrow. "As for a night of mischief and pranks, you seem awfully tense. Do not worry, the spell will wear on its own, till sunrise your comrades will revert to their usual state, and then you can continue with you Avenging and fascinating lives," Loki said carelessly, trying to tug his arm away. He hissed when he was not able to break from the grip.

"Is a night of mischief what you desire, brother?" Thor leered in closer, seething words. It would sound more threatening if there wasn't a bunch of kids excited screaming and laughter echoing in the room. "You shall have one. Midgardian style."

***

"Trick or treat!"

"Oh, look how very cute you all are!"

The kids collectively giggled, putting the jack o lantern candy buckets in front of themselves.

"Such terrifying ghosts!" the woman cooed, putting a candy bar in each basket. "Hey, do you know what are ghosts favorite fruits? Boo-berries!"

More laughter, this time joined by Thor's rumbly laughter and groaning from Loki.

"There you go," the woman said, putting the candy bar in the last bucket.

"Thank you, ma'am. Say thank you, my little ghosslings!"

"Thaank youu!"

"Have a safe and fun night!"

Thor gathered the kids and waved to the lady, as he and his small Avengers covered in white sheets in last minute ghost costumes stepped back into the street. They headed in the direction of the next house, planning to get as much candy as possible.

"This is utterly humiliating," Loki complained, being the mama ghost, also covered in a white sheet and with a big red bow tie on the top of his head, Natasha had happily put on him.

"For me it isn't," Thor replied, smiling under his own sheet, with attached cardboard mustache and a fedora on his head. He watched five small ghosts, laughing and looking through their buckets and exchanging sweets, and it really was a sight that made him happy.

***

"And then he turned around, spotting a dark shape in the corner, getting bigger and bigger… The sounds of claws screeching on the wooden floor as the creature crept in…"

There were an audible gasp and a giggle quickly following. Kids came closer to each other, not any longer sitting in a circle, but huddled together in the dark room, the only source of light coming from the decorations and a flashlight, Thor had put under his chin.

Loki, stretched out in the armchair, snacking on the ghost shaped potato chips, found himself listening carefully. The time for trick or treating was over and the suddenly twice older Avengers needed a new thing to pass time. A ghost story seemed appropriate. And Thor was a quite compelling storyteller.

"Red eyes shone in the darkness. There was no way of escape! The creature leaped and---"

Leaped.

"AAAAH!!" Loki screeched and threw the bag of chips in the air, scattering them everywhere, when someone grabbed his leg, pinning nails in like a claw. The kids screamed too, and laughed loudly, as Thor turned around and directed the flashlight at Loki, showing Natasha on all fours, holding the trickster's leg and laughing in tune with the others.

"Nicely done," Thor praised and high-fived the ten-year-old girl as she came back, smiling smugly and pleased that she made the other man scream. "Who wants to tell the next story?!" Thor asked, and smiled at five kids waving their hands and yelling for a turn.

Loki took some deep breaths and lowered the hand he had been clutching his chest with. Little snots wanted to mess with him? He stood up and walked closer, taking the flashlight out of Thor's hands and pointing under his chin and sitting down.

"It was an ordinary day, as plain as they come. Nothing hinted at the upcoming strange and bizarre events…"

The kids scooted closer, listening to Loki with big smiles and holding each other close.

***

This was much more the kind of party Loki enjoyed. At the same time, it was much less the kind of party Thor liked. It was just an added bonus.

It was loud, with music blasting across the room, and punch spiked with rum. Damn teenagers.

"Found more!" Natasha yelled, holding in each hand a six-pack of beer and passing them to the flushed boys.

"I think that is enough!" Thor yelled, trying to be louder than the music. Bruce, a lanky brunet with curls going down to his chin, was halfway down the couch, fighting with sleep, yet still, hold a can in his hand. Next to him was Clint, sturdier and more muscled than Bruce, who chugged a can after can, in a middle of a bet with Natasha who can drink more.

Natasha, the only female of the group, shook her long red hair to the back and rolled her eyes in a true bratty manner. "Chill out, uncle Thor. We will be twenty-one next year, we can drink," she stated, taking a sip, "besides, uncle Loki said that we can."

Thor turned to his brother, who only smiled, too cheerful and too proud. The 'uncle' thing would get awkward in the morning.

"Where are Tony and Steve?!" Thor said suddenly as if remembering that he had more young adults to look after. He just hoped they didn't sneak out, he preferred to keep the chaos and hormones in one room. As an answer, came some banging from the closet, as if all documents stacked inside, fell down. That answered his question.

"Out! Get out both of you and keep your hands where I can see them!" Thor swung open the door and a heavily blushing, small blond barreled out, a giggling brunet following right after. Their lips were flushed and maybe Steve had some red marks on his neck and Thor already dreaded what he would have to tell his teammates in the morning.

"Seriously?" Loki suddenly appeared next to Thor and took Tony by the arm, holding him back and not letting him chase after the blond. Thor looked at his brother, surprised with the sudden change in the attitude. Maybe he finally started to feel responsible. "That guy?" Loki asked Tony and that shattered Thor's hope quickly.

Tony giggled, looking after the small blond, and then back at Loki. "What can I say, he is kinda cute," he shrugged, smiling disarmingly, "I am counting on a quick growth spurt," he added and wiggled out, joining Steve at the table with snacks, Steve already handing him a glass of spiked punch. They both were parched after the hot minutes in the closet.

Thor just hoped that morning would come faster.

***

After a night of trick or treating, scary stories and alcohol-induced parties, morning eventually came. Tony was the first one to wake up, bothered by the daylight breaching in and realizing that he had a dry taste in his mouth and his head was hurting pretty bad, and his lower half was overheating so to speak. He opened his eyes, and brown eyes widened at the sight.

Beer cans, stomped over chips, numerous candy wrappers around, and all over the room, his team in less or more compromising positions, deep in sugar and alcohol induced sleep. The overheating part explained itself when he realized that he was stretched on the couch and had a heavy super soldier curled on his legs, Steve's face buried into his stomach. He looked more around and saw Clint and Bruce curled on the floor, Natasha laying on top of them, and Thor, sleeping on the chair with his head in the potato salad, but if he decided on his own that potatoes and mayo were a good pillow or if someone put his face there on purpose would remain a secret forever. And there was Loki, in the armchair, with all limbs stretched, clearly exhausted and half awake, somehow wakening up, feeling that someone wasn't sleeping either.

"What the hell happened here?" Tony asked, not understanding anything. He had no recollection of what took place last night and how did they all end like this.

Loki didn't elaborate and tilted his head back, clearly planning on going back to sleep. "It is a long story. And I think you two are in a relationship now. You are welcome," he said, pointing a finger in Tony and Steve's general direction, before falling back to sleep.

Tony's already wide eyes widened even more, and he looked down at the sleeping blond. Steve looked calm and happy and not bothered at all by the position they were in. Tony did the only thing he could in that situation. He wrapped hands around Steve's broad back and closed his eyes back to sleep.