#;; sorry just

[pseudowho]

Cunt-Drunk

18+, MDNI, just a filthy little drabble...

For @delirious-donna , my Higuruma brainrot muse

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Hiromi didn't often go out with his colleagues. But one week, duty called, and he was obliged to attend karaoke and drinks with his firm's new clients. He was going to be out for hours. It was a Saturday night, and you were off too, and he was absolutely incensed because--

"They said no spouses allowed! Can you believe it?" Hiromi ranted, clattering around the kitchen in a strop, shoving scattered files into his briefcase, "It's almost like they think I'd spend the whole evening talking to you, and squeezing your thighs under the table, and--"

"--well let's be honest, Hiromi, you would--"

"--and who could blame me, really--"

"---Hiromi it's just one night, I won't be doing anything interesting anyway, just go, and have fun, and send me videos of you doing karaoke--"

Hiromi scoffed, clipping his briefcase shut, "I do not do Karaoke."

He stood staring down at you, straight, and tall, and serious for a moment. You bit your lip, barely hiding a smirk. Hiromi slumped dramatically, his face crumpling into a look of abject despair. He cupped his hands around his mouth and nose, head tipped back.

"...do I have to?" He whined. You did not answer. You simply sidled up to him, straightened his tie, and pulled him down by it, pressing a kiss of promise to his lips, so prophetic that he moaned into you.

You whispered against Hiromi's lips; "Off you go, my brave soldier. Have a drink or six for me."

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You worked your way through the usual bottle of Shiraz that you and Hiromi shared on a Saturday night, but, without him there, being drunk just felt sad. You took yourself to bed, in just one of his shirts fished out of the laundry, and fell asleep in the thunk way that only drunk women do.

You woke in the small hours of the morning with a jolt, feeling yourself dragged down the bed by two strong arms looped around your thighs. You squeaked, reaching down and tangling your fingers in a familiar shock of grey-streaked black hair.

"I-- Hiromi--" you started, mumbling and half-asleep. You heard a giggle from between your legs.

"Shhhh," Hiromi slurred, and giggled again. You heard a p-tuu, and felt a glob of warmth, slippery-wet, dripping down your labia. With little warning, Hiromi lathered his tongue between your folds, and you cried out, your body still sizzling with the wine.

"...missed you," Hiromi whined, nuzzling between your puffy folds, "...wanted...to see you...our S'day night...ruined...s'boring without you..."

"--Hiromi--" you panted, dazed and disoriented, "--just come to bed--"

"Shhhhhh," he whispered again, loudly, "m'fine...right here...pull m'hair...jus' hold onto somethin'..."

Hiromi ate your pussy without remorse, without restraint, as drunk as could be, and fucking the bed in his sloppy, rumpled suit. Hiromi moaned, pornographic and dirty, every time he fucked his twitching, aching length against the sheets.

Still suckling your clit between his lips, Hiromi reached down to hook his cock up to press against his belly, his cockhead frictioned deliciously between his black happy trail and waistband.

You had never been eaten out in a way that was so primal, with Hiromi fucking his tongue into your heat, massaging the area around your clit with his liquor-soaked lips, and rolling his tongue over the hard little pearl of your clit until you almost blacked out, your nerves stripped bare by the shock and wine.

Hiromi was rough, looping his arms over your thighs and dragging you back to his mouth every time you mewled and tried to crawl away from him. He'd respond with a sharp nip to the inside of your thigh, and an admonishing look, before rubbing his face savagely from side to side over your sopping cunt and clit, growling into the wet mess he'd made of you.

As you squirmed and yanked the roots of his hair, clamping your thighs around his head, Hiromi mumbled into your pussy, focusing his tongue and lips on your clit before abruptly sliding three bunched, long fingers into your hole, fucking you hard and fast with them until he felt your silky sweet spot.

Hiromi fucked the bed in time, imagining in his drunken stupor, that the wet squelches and frantic cries from you, were from his cock slamming in and out of you instead.

"--c'mon baby...in m'mouf, cum in m'mouf...good girl, so good, s'good...gonna cum...m'gonna cum...fuuuuckkk, shit--"

Dragging you with biting, sucking, growling urgency through your orgasm, Hiromi came in tandem; his ruts into the mattress, and his pitched, desperate moans became slower, and softer, as his seed poured out under his shirt, soaking the white fabric, sticky and cloying against his twitching belly.

His fingers still inside you, his nose and mouth still between your folds, face-down on the bed as you came down from your absolutely feral high...you heard a snore.

Rising on shaking elbows, you looked down the bed. Cum-soaked, drunk, and sticky with your arousal, Hiromi snored soft, drunk snores into your pussy.

In the morning, you showed him the photo you took of him, this way, before watching the video Hiromi's colleague sent you of him singing old rock songs while the whole karaoke bar cheered him on.

[dreamyintersexouppy]

i could’ve been the perfect victim, if only you hadn’t gotten caught up in the moment, if only you hadn’t forgotten, if only i hadn’t whispered in you’re ear that i might tell them who the baby belongs to, about what you did to me, if only i hadn’t threatened to ruin your life by exposing you to everyone we know. but i’m so kind, i never would, as long as you keep going, keep coming back, keep violating me, because we both know we Loved this

[kairithemang0]

Ok yeah but what if we had personally history and that history was sneaking off to make out while on missions? What then?

[forlovewithyou]

Meme

[roseofcards90]

I’m gonna be late again for this class again aren’t I? Because I couldn’t make it for the earlier bus even tho I woke up early but I was too depressed to get out of bed. This is genuinely so fucking annoying and normally I wouldn’t care but I don’t want to miss this class again because the professor always does pop quizzes which count a lot towards my grade and I’m just so frustrated because I *am* doing the work I’m making the effort to go to class but this stupid highway with its congested traffic makes it take too long and now I’m left with another failed grade

Even when I do everything right, it always manages to go wrong somehow. And I keep falling asleep next to my heater on the floor because I’m too depressed to even get up to go brush and floss my teeth and it’s become unbearable because my routine has just been shot by my own hand. It’s the same with taking a shower and I can’t even do these basic things because I’m so depressed and exhausted. When my mom pointed out how my teeth were crooked a few days ago I couldn’t help but cry because yeah, that is my fault. I didn’t know how to take care of them after I got my braces off when I was 14 and now I’m left with this shit. I’m sorry I just wasted all your money back then but now I’m struggling with even taking care of my actual teeth and it fucking sucks. It’s all my fault, I just mess things up every single time

[lets-zofifi-stuff]

Oh ok I had it. Do you really think that likes without reblogs are insulting? Like... We all know reblogs are better. But would you rather people NOT leave likes if they dont reblog?

Would you rather have a post with 15 likes or with zero notes?

Or would you rather have one reblog + 30 likes or just one reblog?

Do you feel like person giving a singular like takes something from you? Or just not giving you a reblog?

[skymagpie]

I don't wanna sound mean, but giving Kalecgos horns in his visage beats the point of why he looks the way he does, it goes against why he picked to appear this way and why he is choosing to look like a mortal. He wants to blend in with them and walk on equal footing. That is a conscious choice of his, just like it is to be half-human and half-elf.

[ddeck]

are people making clone wars fanart just allergic to curly hair

[incorrect-lolesports]

maybe (probably) i'm overthinking this but i just need to scream about this with someone, i'm so sorry, i'm just so

the playlist starts with "a girl like you could rip me out of my head" and it ends with "there's no relief, I see you in my sleep" and i'm not sure if it means anything but what if it means something?

[fleur-a-whump]

i have to fill out the application for the disability services at my new university and it is absolutely crushing me. like they're like tell us all the ways your disability impacts your life and your work and I've written like two huge paragraphs and I'm not even close to being done. and a majority of the symptoms are new shit popping up in the last couple years and I'm scrambling to find treatments and its making me feel like

feel like eventually the wall is gonna give way and I won't be able to cope anymore

[dreamyintersexouppy]

transmascs stop pretending that transfems are untrustworthy sources for transfeminism challenge impos- fuck i didn't even finish and you already complained about our terminology

[h-didanart]

They are yelling again...

Is it my fault?

I wasn't careful...

I miss you guys...

I wish I could have saved you....

Good to bad au

:(

Poor Bloody, he’s blaming himself, he doesn’t deserve that :(

And they’re visiting—

:’’’’’(

I’m dead

I’m dead from the sadness

I’m gonna cry on the floor from how sad this is

Heartbreaking, 5 stars, please keep this up

[raemeh]

do you think Taylor remembers the night Nicky left

like he doesn’t remember what he was like but it’s like one of his earliest memories of just wondering where his dad was that night

Constantly going up to Cassandra and her constantly worried amd not having an answer until the point of Taylor crying because he wants his dad

and he never came

[sunfoxfic]

I'm gonna be real. "No one has an excuse for being ignorant right now" is not actually the take you think it is. In a world as controlled by propaganda and shitty politicians as our own, there are a million reasons why someone may be misinformed - because they grew up in a family with strong convictions based on shitty morals, because they were taught one version of history in school that was written by the victor, because they stumbled onto the wrong news sources first.

No one has an excuse for being ignorant ever - we don't excuse it, we don't forget it. But there are lots of reasons. And for the average person, someone who is approaching the topic in good faith and genuinely wants to help people (which I would argue, most people are) coming at them with accusations of willful ignorance is only going to push them into that ignorance further.

"No one has an excuse for being ignorant right now" but that doesn't give you blanket permission to attack anyone who isn't in full agreement with you. Don't approach your liberal Aunt Cathy who isn't very good at keeping up with politics but volunteers at a dog shelter on the weekends in the same way you'd approach writing a letter to a local politician.

[gummy-axolotl]

I love all of my wonderful online friends but it would be nice to have some irl ones sometimes

Your #1 love language being touch sure does suck when all of your friends are digital

[nullians]

Ngl, one of the worst days so far when it comes to mother. Not to say it’s time to end this baka life but if I don’t move out soon I might get permanent brain damage