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In light of recent events I’m going to start writing my last will and testament.
#there’s no way I’m surviving her.#fuck me I guess.#well it’s been a nice run.#pkmn irl#woes of a traveller#the angel descends
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they played 7 minutes in heaven with pat on the drum kit.
#mhac.txt#FUCK me i guess.#FIRST IT WAS 27. NOW IT'S 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN. CAN THEY STOP PLAYING MY SONGS WITHOUT ME!!!!#anyway.
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man. what the FUCK. like *** *** ****** ******* me??? you would rather ****** **. *** ***** **** ** ******???? yknow * **** **** **** ** ******* ** **** ** but I am so close to just *********** ***. fr cause it's not fun for me when I see *** ** **** ******* ****** ***** ******* **** *** **** ******* ** *******. and don't even get me started on *** ****** *** *** ****** ** * ***?????? HELLO???? **** * **** *** *** * **** ***** *** now what. ** *** **** *** ** ** *** **** *** ******???
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Gotta love being hit with a wave of complete misery out of fucking nowhere. 😍
#Tua rp#Tua rp blog#I feel like complete shit and I don't even know why.#Fuck me I guess.#Tonight might be an early night. Ugh.
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It's always rly funny to me when people will suggest alternative places to buy clothes and then I go to the site and its like. 200+ for a jacket, and it doesn't get any bigger then a 2x.
#Cade.Txts#fuck me I guess.#i know i complain about this a lot but i rly do hate it#i hate that as a fat person i can never have good clothes that Look Good- are High Quality- that aren't:#much more expensive#or only to find out the plus size the website is like O WE HAVE PLUS SIZES <3 e nds up just being bigger then a xl.#also sucks because anytime i ask my mom: hey could i get this- she immediately goes on about how it 'isn't actually in my size'#so why do i bother.
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH#i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing#this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only#know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that#make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3#the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design#so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery#i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess#my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty#originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY#but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw#my art#myart#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#philippines#vocaloid#miku
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs#But Jesus Fucking Christ#I saw the video I look like an idiot#Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me#Teablart#Well guys it's been nice I guess#Time to die in a hole
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I don’t give someone all of myself to the point of self destruction: I’m selfish.
I do give someone all of myself to the point of self destruction and would like even the smallest percentage of their time attention and love to feel like I actually matter to them: I’m selfish.
Basically I can’t win no matter what I do and don’t do and I’m always the bad guy.
You’re not selfish for wanting the same energy and love you give. Always remember that.
#Not to mention being told how I love is “toxic and “”makes me an asshole.#So apparently I love wrong too.#Fuck me I guess.#Worthless and unlovable.
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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Wild that the condenser crapped out on my 6 year old Honda. And I can’t get it fixed for a week
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Dear Big Brother
kind of a sequel to this comic
#FINALLY FINISHED IT. THIS HAS BEEN SITTING UNFINISHED FOR ALMOST A FUCKING YEAR#and of course i get around to it right after making that stupid masterpost. well there's another one to add i guess#anyway. this was originally now that you're gone part 2. basically aryll's counterpart to their dad's perspective#botw#loz#skribbles#i will say ignoring this for so long was good actually because it confirmed my suspicions that my pen pressure no longer works#the way it used to. so if you see any weird inconsistencies between panels or pages it's not me it's my fucking tech#for some reason i need WAY more pressure than i used to to get the same level of opacity in sai which is. not great for my hands#but whatever ive gotten used to it by now. ignore the inconsistencies in this comic its fine
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literally how is it fucking real
#i can’t breathe#gharial#why the hell#how#like how#someone answer me#the nose?? the posture??#i don’t get it#biology#shep speaks#i guess#like what the fuck#crocodilian#500
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Misc Chateau Shorthalt screengrabs because OH man, look at how happy they all are!!!!!
#tumblr fucking hated me putting this together idk why#its done with my tlovm bullshit KNTKRNHTRNHN#ok guess it's time to get some sleep then#man. this romp full of joy and references is just what i needed this week. and you can tell the animators had fun#tlovm spoilers#cr spoilers#critical role#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#tlovm s3#tlovm liveblog#vox machina#allura v
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cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO and scrapping that too is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever
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