#;; anonymous plant

[incognitopolls]

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[canisalbus]

My sibling couldn't remember Machete's name and kept calling him Hatchet, so then we started imagining Machete's distant cousin from the countryside. Hatchet does not understand politics nor does he have an opinion on religion, all Hatchet knows is potatoes and chickens. And dirt.

Hatchet sounds like a stand up guy.

[dunmeshistash]

do you have translated pages of stuff about plant monsters?

[boytumms]

Lets say fig ate some whole seeds like watermelon seeds or something smaller even.. would they grow to plants in his stomach?

Normally he wouldn’t eat the seeds because they’re so big for him, probably about the size of his fist, but maybe he’d try if someone dared/tricked him into it… with his weaker digestive system, his stomach wouldn’t be able to break it down and his mana would actually help it sprout! Letting it grow too much would be dangerous for him and he’d need the help of another fairy to get the seedling out of his belly before it gets too big

[ekingston]

Would you rather have you art or your fic go viral?

gosh golly anon going viral doesn't carry the best of connotations, but as much fun as creating art might be my heart will always be more invested in the things i write. so allow me to ply my wares here for a shameless moment:

Multi-chapters

You & Me & Holiday Wine (M)

The Shape of Soup (M)

One-shots

Be Still My Beating Heart (E)

Penne for your Thoughts (G)

By Way of Wit (M)

Oh Oh Oh (I’m on Fire) (T)

Liar Liar Plants on Fire (G)

Tickled Ink (T)

[muppenthings]

Aliens ✨️

I'm not certain why but that was my first thought when seeing the post asking for art ideas, I have no specific intention, just a one word prompt trying to give you entirely free ideas...I love your art so much

So I got an idea and ran with it.

These little ones are called "Space fairies". They get everything they need directly from solar energy, so they don't need to eat or breathe. I ended up developing them quite a bit but I'll not rant here. xD

[askvenomswapthaniyel]

Are you both alright? What happened to you, Mayor Thaniel? And Griefer, obviously no hugs, but is there a way to console you?

"What happened, you ask...? ...It... is a long story. I was... compromised, as Venomshank's guardian. My son... tried his best, to try to solve the problem on his own. Confined me for my own safety, and that of others."

"...It did not work out as he had hoped. I manipulated the hero that came by into releasing me, and giving me access to the sword. After that... there was a struggle. My son got involved. That's..."

"That's when..."

"...."

;; BLOOD UNDER THE CUT ;;

"........."

".....I'm sorry. I need a moment, if I am to recall what happened after that."

"...."

"...I told you. I'm FINE. Just leave me ALONE."

[redux-iterum]

If a molly shows interest in becoming a matriarch apprentice, does she need to have finished her warrior apprenticeship? Or can she just switch?

I am not shitting you, there is a genus of plant (Anronychia) whose flowers are described as "bisexual".

The rest of the information was just too god damn good and funny not to share. The implications.

[esotheria-sims]

Wow, these pictures of Aruena are stunning! Love the background! But may I ask where you got the big planter with the orchids from please?

Hey, nonners! Aww, thanks a bunch! ^^ [post in question]

The planter actually consists of two meshes that I put together for the picture! 🌸

Planter urn from Phoenix_phaerie's Manor House Garden set

Felixandre Gatsby Orchid Vase. It's a 4t2 conversion, but I don't know who the converter is or where I got it from... so here's a reupload. Note that it's a bundled file (mesh + recolors), so you shouldn't try to delete the recolors from within the game!

[brian-in-finance]

Cait big birthday donor strikes again. 🎁🎂❤️

$10,479 - Anonymous donated

"Wishing you Caitríona a fabulous birthday and many many happy returns🎂🍾🎉🎁 May all your wishes come true!!! Kudos to Project CaiTREEna and OTP!"

Thanks for the message, Anon. 😃 That’s fantastic! I’ve been waiting since Friday for the final 2024 total before posting “you.”

Twitter

Donation Page

Once more a very generous person/group anonymously donated to Project CaiTREEna, commemorating Caitríona’s birthdate. 🥳

Considering the donor paid in U.S. dollars, it makes sense the donor is American or U.S.-based, right? Just for fun, imagine if the donor was a Scot, for example.

First, the donation template automatically sets the currency to match one’s IP address, so a Scot would donate in British pounds:

Wow! �� That’s more than 1.3 times the original donation.

Second, they would write Caitríona’s birthdate as Day Month Year — 4 10 79:

Wow! 🤯 That’s more than five times the original donation.

And what if the generous donor was more detail oriented? The birthdate would be 4 10 1979:

Wow! 😵 That’s more than 513 times the original donation.

Imagination aside, $10,479 U.S. is a lot of money, and everyone’s donation, regardless of its size, makes a difference. 🌲🌲🌲

Remember… when I am among the trees, especially the willows and the honey locust, equally the beech, the oaks and the pines, they give off such hints of gladness. I would almost say that they save me, and daily. — Mary Oliver, When I Am Among The Trees, Thirst, 2006

[incognitopolls]

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[canisalbus]

Sometimes I still think about Hatchet, safe me non-canon eccentric potato farmer cousin safe me

Sillies aside, I love side-characters like "yaas characters that mostly interact with each other talk with that other guy". All the different sides of a character that you can only explore with the presence of a third person and the ways stabilized dynamics can chance under different presences its *chefs kiss*

Also as an end note, Machete deserves more people that try to connect with him and make him feel appreciated. Even if its his weird cousin that is probably a communist and doesn't know what a tumblr is (he's barely in his 30's)

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[pancakeke]

hey just wnated to give a tip dont use tap water for the marimos, leave it out for 24 hrs, if possible use pond water or something with natural bacteria 🫡

I understand that you had good intentions by trying to give advice, but please understand that if I wanted advice I would have requested it.

and I'm really really not trying to be mean to you here, but this is a good example of how not knowing the context of someone's situation and then giving unsolicited advice can spread misinformation.

using pond/creek/river water for anything other than a pond jar is a bad idea. the contaminants this may introduce to an aquatic system far outweighs the benefits good bacteria may provide. potential water quality issues should be assessed by testing first. changes should be made based on test results, and only by means of safe chemical or bacterial additives.

good bacteria is most useful for eating up detritus and fish waste before its decay can create chemical imbalances in a tank. but I don't have any critters that poop and my marimo have never appeared to shed dead parts. if anything they generate more living tufts of algae that then start looking for a place to anchor themselves, which is a whole different problem.

again, sorry if this comes off rude but I see sooo much misinfo spread around the houseplant subreddits I follow as well as on instagram. a lot of it comes in the form of unsolicited advice that doesn't directly address anything at hand.

the (serious) fish/aquarium hobbyists are way more likely to be straight shooters, though I guess that comes with the territory when the hobby has a higher barrier for entry and it's easy to do tests that can back up your claims lol

my marimo have been cute and doing fine for the 6 years I've owned them. the only reason I killed one recently was because I neglected them all completely for months. I'm going a little more extreme with their setup now (like adding pumps and stuff) because this would either extend the time they can be left alone OR I'll want play with their habitat more, which means I'll check them more. also once I started looking at the types of aquariums equipment out there it all seemed fun and I wanted to get silly with things.

[boytumms]

This video but of a boy with a pumpkin growing out of his cunt, pinned to the ground with the owner of the garden leaving sand to make the growing process easy on his stomach. His skin is reddening the more it grows but with the sadistically gentle care given to his belly and his belly only, it’s smooth all around like a balloon

https://www.tumblr.com/burstingwithbellies/728461560571461632

OOO YESSSS IVE SEEN THAT VIDEO!!! Those pumpkins are so absolutely massive, that poor boy’s tummy would have to stretch so much to hold something so big and heavy. The pumpkin grows huge in a matter of weeks, weighing 150+ pounds by the time it’s fully grown. His belly is swollen and lumpy, the shape of the pumpkin clearly showing through his paper thin skin. His organs have all been pushed aside to make room for its growth and the poor thing can barely breathe around such a large solid object.

His skin is red and angry, veins visible on the stretched flesh and covered with stretch marks. His belly button has popped out and pulled flat over the taut surface of his tummy, his navel having stretched the most of all. He feels like his belly is always at its limit, but everyday it somehow manages to stretch a tiny bit more. It’s so painful he can’t stop moaning, constantly rubbing and clutching at his swollen sides, the front of his tummy having grown out of reach weeks ago.

He begs the farmer to cut the stem so the pumpkin stops growing, but his cries go unheard. The giant pumpkin contest is still a month away, and the farmer won’t cut the stem until the hour before it starts. When the day finally arrives, the boy looks like he has a fully grown man curled up inside him. The stem is cut after four months of growing, and it takes 5 men to lift his tummy up and load him into the truck.

At the contest, he and 2 dozen other boys all swollen and moaning around their giant pumpkin filled bellies are judged by weight. Unluckily for the boy, his wins in the heaviest pumpkin category, a whopping 300 pounds for the fifth year in a row. After his farmer is handed a big blue ribbon, the next contest can finally begin: which boy can push out his pumpkin the fastest.

Each boy is given a drug that kick starts labor, sending them into the throes of birth within minutes. Each pumpkin weighs well over 200 pounds each, and their bellies have stretched so thin their muscles are practically useless. The fair is filled with pained moans, cries, and screams as they desperately fight to push the massive pumpkins out of their tummies, all suffering through agonizing contractions as their bellies strain and squeeze despite how weak they’ve become. The fair is in town for two weeks, and many of the boys will take that long to give birth.

Those who are unable to birth their pumpkin are taken home and dumped back into the farmers field, left to scream and sob and push alone. They kick and thrash and beg for help as they push and shove the top of their tummies, anything in desperation to get the pumpkin out. But their bodies are too weak after weeks of fruitless labor, and they can do nothing but cry in pain, stuck giving birth, suffering through endless contractions until the pumpkin rots inside them, finally becoming soft enough to push out.

Only for the farmer to seed them with a new plant for next year’s competition.

[son1c]

Moths or butterflies, which is better. What's your stance on the topic that plagued my elementary school for 3 years it got to the point where they had to hold a school wide vote to shut up us students

i think they're girlfriends and should kiss

[dunmeshistash]

do you know which type of man-eating plant these are? it might have been mentioned somewhere but i cant find it

From this chart I believe they're both Betans (or Betahns according ot EHScan) cause those seem to be the ones that eat people.

Btw Mearauk is called Meeroak in the official english. Baraselia is Baraselia.

All from chapter 2

Edit: actually now I don't know, is the Betan dependent on the pitcher plant or are they the same type?