#:] thanks for the ask!

[stealingpotatoes]

Ya know I as wondering: If Merrin broke a leg and needed to be on bed rest, how much would Cal dote on her?

HE'D DOTE ON HER SO MUCH (ie the complete opposite of what does for himself)

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[tadc-harlequin-au]

Ok, ok, people talking about dinosaurs and stuff, but I had another vision

PONIES! THAT'S RIGHT MY LITTLE PONY!!

Caine = Unicorn (maybe alicorn, but hides it, maybe, maybe)

Pomni = BATPONY BATPONTBATPONYBATPONY

Ragatha = Earth pony

Jax = Unicorn

Gangle = Pegasus

Zooble = Changeling or Draconequus (Discord race)

Kinger/Queenie = Earth ponies

Kaufmo = Unicorn

And of course, Patriarch = ALICORN

Honorable Mentions: Cade = Batpony

Anya = Earth Pony

(And no, I'm not saying this because I made Pomni in Ponytown, of course not, who said that?)

You need to stop having great ideas I can't keep up /lh

Pomni should also be a batpony with a unicorn horn because.... well, it's possible :3c

(as much as I wanted to make Caine's head into a pair of dentures, I couldn't figure out how to do it without making it look very very weird so I settled with the idea of how I imagine his puppet gijinka would look like instead, which would be a tricorn hat + bandana combo)

[sockssquishiiii]

This is just a request and you can ignore it if you want, but i feel like you would draw an amazing okuu

dude she's definitely in my top 10 favorites

[gilverrwrites]

I’m so obsessed with Perv!Dick as if I wouldn’t end up incredibly depressed in that scenario, butttttt

Dick bringing Roy over to have fun with you, telling you that Tim is into threesomes and you shouldn’t worry now because Roy isn’t nearly as intense as Kon (Tim’s threesome partner of choice) while he’s backing you up until your back hits Roy’s chest, caging you between the two men? Is this something?

IT’S SOMETHING! Anon, this ask shut off my brain for like 8 hours straight and then a bunch of other times intermittently whenever I thought about it. Oh to be sandwiched between Dick and Roy, I would die happy. Here is the most cohesive response I would muster with the stray pieces of thoughts I could pluck from rattling around my brain. Good work anon 💖 Warnings: Perv!Dick, F/M/M, coercion, manipulation, Dick being possessive ━ [Part 1] ━ [Part 2]

Dick knows he’s pushing his luck; his heart feels heavy with guilt as he watches you pick at the beds of your nails.

“I don’t know, Dick.” You’ve had this look on your face, like a kicked puppy, all big wet eyes and pouty lips since you’d opened the door to find not one, but two pairs of eyes staring back at you. He feels bad, but more than that he wants to fuck the pitiful expression right off your face. “I’ve been thinking maybe I should save some firsts for Tim.”

“I get that, you’re right.” Dick agrees purely for the sake of giving you some perceived agency back, ignoring the way Roy crosses his arms and quirks a brow from behind you. That’s another part of it, proving to Roy that he really does have you wrapped around his finger after bragging about you incessantly. “If you would rather your first threesome be with Tim and Kon, I totally understand.”

“K-Kon?” You stutter, eyes growing even bigger at the sound of his name.

Dick knows you’ve met Kon exactly once before at a birthday gathering for Tim and that it hadn’t been the best experience for you. Kon rarely has bad intentions, he’s just a little rough around the edges. You’d incidentally gotten in his way on the dance floor at some point, and it had resulted in some pretty nasty, but entirely accidental bruising and Kon hadn't really been given the chance to apologise, which he absolutely would have, if Dick hadn't swept you off the dance floor so he could 'tend' to you before Tim or Kon could get a look in.

“Oh, that's right, those two are tight.” Roy clues in on the play and you swing around to watch as he goes on. “Good guy, bit much though. Doesn’t know his own strength. I once watched hi- Ah, you… don’t wanna hear this, hon.”

“No…” You’re looking at Roy with that same innocently curious look you’d given Dick the first time he’s sunk his fingers into your tight little pussy. Roy’s chest immediately starts to puff up, his freckled skin turning reddish with arousal as he throws Dick a glance that says ‘wow!’. “I think I do.”

“Really you don’t.” Dick tells you and you turn to face him again, stepping back when you realise how close he’d gotten while your back was turned. You raise your hands unconsciously and Dick takes them in his own, tenderly pressing your palms to his chest, to his heart, really amping up the soft, understanding 'brother-in-law' angle as he goes on. “If you want to wait for Tim and Kon to tag team you, that’s totally your prerogative, but the offer is on the table.”

You’ve also only met Roy once more before tonight. He had this easy sort of confidence with the ladies. Before Dick has purposely interrupted, selfishly wanting you all to himself, Roy had offered you a charmingly mellow smile that has intrigued you. Before he'd even introduced himself, he had a hand on the small of your back, strong fingers massaging your skin in much the same way he does now.

You hadn't even noticed how Dick had been herding you toward your guest until your back was pressed against Roy’s solid chest. Roy’s hands tread ever so carefully around your hips, creeping under your shirt, the tips of his fingers are hard and warm against your skin. He leans into your shoulder until his stubble scratches at your neck and his voice reverberates down your spine as he talks directly into your ear. “We can be real gentle with you.”

They won’t be gentle. They’ll start off slow and calm. Roy kissing your neck, stroking your hair, whispering sweet words to you while Dick warms you up. Getting you off and stretching you out on his fingers, just like he’s done countless times before. He’s got your pretty pussy memorised and he’s gonna make sure you’re wet and ready to take them both.

But once your lips are around Roy’s cock and Dick is balls deep inside you, all bets are off.  

"Fuck- You suck it like a pro, doll."

"Who taught you that, baby?"

Even if your mouth weren't to full, you're to cock drunk to interject when they converse about how good your pussy feels, or how well you take it while they pile into you from both ends.

You're nervous about loosing your anal virginity, but between that and taking them both in your cunt, you'd much rather let Dick put it in your ass, and he coos in your ear the whole time about how you're such a good girl, you're doing such a good job, making them both feel so good.

But when Roy applauds how tight your pussy is when he starts stretching it out in places Dick's cock couldn't reach; Dick tells him to pull your hair, cause he knows how it makes your walls clench and your eyes roll back.

It's overwhelming, four big strong hands groping and caressing you incessantly. The sick, wet sound of skin slapping echos through the room. The scent of sex and musk fills your nose. You can't look away from them both at the same time, and whenever you close your eyes Dick pries them open again or slaps your buttcheeks until you get the point. He can't stand not getting the full picture, he loves how expressive your eyes are.

When it's over Roy gives you his number. "In case you ever wanna trade Tim in for 'an upgrade'."

Dick smacks him across the back of the head.

[cheekinpermission]

well thanksgiving is over.... ITS TIMEEEEEEEEEE *blasts mariah carey* (happy late Thanksgiving btw-)

SWITCHING SIDES

[notadreamurr]

Postoffice caine? 🥺

I wonder what he's thinking so hard about

[god-syndicate-if]

So if Johnny is unbeatable in literally everything, wouldn't trying to romance Dame be futile?

No. I'm not going to make a romance that you can't actually be with. It'd be pointless. Johnny is meant to seem like an unbeatable obstacle. That's his whole point. If you're with Dame you'll see why they're with Johnny. And Dame's romance isn't going to be fun so just be wary of that. All of this is going to take some time.

[aghostnamedcalamity]

If this hasn't already been asked, what is Benjamin's favorite toy? If he plays pretend, what kind of stories does he gravitate towards?

His favorite toy is his stuffed bear named Mookie! Most of his play-pretends revolve around playing doctor, especially after Mordecai bought him a Little Family Doctor kit.

Here’s a little snippet of the fanfiction where Mordecai purchased Benji his stuffed bear! For context, Benji was just recovering from the flu and Mordecai visited an A&P store that were getting popular around this time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The black cat swiftly made his way through the vehicles passing by and came up to the large promotional signage decorating the store, gingerly pushing the doors open and entering.

As a first impression, he was unimpressed. It really wasn’t much different than the stores he was used to albeit a bit larger and whole lot whiter. He could only hope the hype was more in reference to the product available than anything else. It was, in fact, rather strange to see articles of clothing being promoted alongside dry food products.

Mordecai made his way to the counter as he continued to look about himself. The young attendee was a bright, yellow-haired girl wearing puffy sleeves and an apron with the company logo embroidered in the corner.

“Good morning, sir!” she greeted cheerfully with a large smile. “Welcome to A&P - the modern way to shop and the sure way to save! What can I get for you today?”

Mordecai stared dumbfounded at the girl, not quite sure whether he liked receiving a greeting as part of a promotional slogan or not.

“I’d like some tea,” he finally responded. “Earl Grey herbal. What brand do you carry?”

“What brands do you prefer?” the girl said. “We cater to your personal needs!”

“Twinings,” responded Mordecai, feeling himself becoming mildly agitated at the excessive joyfulness of the attendee.

“You’ve got it, sir! I’ll have it ready for you at the cash register,” the young lady said as she turned and weaved through the endless rows of shelves and boxes behind the counter.

Mordecai shook his head lightly as he watched with displeasure. As a second impression, he was still unimpressed. And, frankly, verging on developing outright dislike for the establishment.

As he waited with his arms crossed at the register, he let his eyes wander around the array of items displayed for customer viewing behind the counter and on the wall. At the window, a variety of toys sat and dangled, beckoning children to drag their unsuspecting parents into the store.

There was a stuffed bear with brass button eyes propped on a stand, staring out into the passing crowds on the street. He had brown fur and wore a bright yellow hat and raincoat with feet just a little too large for the rest of his body. Mordecai stared at the toy, pondering why a bear would need a hat and raincoat. And if he did need a hat and raincoat, why wouldn’t he need rain boots?

The black cat thought he recalled Benjamin going on about something regarding a bear that had a coat of some sort. He wasn’t entirely sure. Usually he’d just zone out when his son was being particularly talkative or passionate about some hyperfixation. But he did remember him ranting about someone wearing a coat and making funny voices on the radio.

“Do you like our new Mookie bear?”

He almost startled as the same attendee from before interrupted his focus. She had in her hand a tin of tea that she set in front of him on the counter.

“Mookie?” Mordecai questioned in confusion.

“Oh yes!” she continued and quickly grabbed the bear from where he was propped up. She brought it back to the counter and extended it out in front of Mordecai. “This is Mookie! He’s very popular right now. He’s got his own talk hour on the radio. The kids love him!”

Mordecai slowly reached up and grabbed the bear that was being offered to him. He held it in both hands as he stared at the layers of clothing it was wearing. Under the raincoat, the bear wore navy pin-stripped pants with a white collared shirt and bowtie. He was a very well-dressed bear, Mordecai noted.

“Toys are on sale today!” the young lady edged on in a sweet, encouraging voice.

“How much is it?” he asked.

“This little guy retails for $1.50 regularly, but today you can take him home for just $1.30!”

Mordecai grimaced. “That’s a bit steep for a stuffed bear, don’t you think?”

She shook her head in response. “Not for the most popular toy of the year. I’ll tell you what. If you decide to take him right now I’ll give you a discount from my manager! You can have him for $1.20.”

The black cat squinted at the bear as he pondered whether he really wanted the thing in his home. The bear looked nice enough, he supposed. The quality felt decent in his paws. He was also a quiet toy, which was something Mordecai continuously found himself on the search for. No shaking or rattling or whistling involved. Nothing to encourage his already-too-loud child to get over-excited with. He sighed dejectedly.

“Fine,” he said, handing the bear back to the attendee. “Just add it in with the tea.”

The girl quietly but excitedly clapped her paws together with a big smile before grabbing the bear.

“Wonderful!” she said, returning the bear to his place in the window. “I’ll be just one second, let me grab one from the back.”

Mordecai contemplated for a second and wondered whether he’d just been brainwashed or not. Would this constitute a brainwash? He shook his head in response to himself. He was fairly certain he was smart enough to avoid falling into up-charging schemes. The bear was nice enough, he justified himself. Benjamin would enjoy it.

He’d just grabbed the tin of tea that’d been sitting on the counter to inspect it when the young attendee popped back in holding an elaborately ribboned and wrapped gift box. She placed it on the counter in front of Mordecai where the tea had sat.

The dark furred feline stared at the present in confusion. He pointed at it and turned to look at the girl.

“What exactly is that?”

“It’s your Mookie bear!” the girl responded, beginning to add the costs onto the cash register.

“Yes, but why is it wrapped? I didn’t ask for it to be wrapped.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, sir!” the girl said. “I assumed it was for a child. Was it for you?”

Mordecai furrowed his eyebrows at the girl. “No, it’s not for me. I just don’t need it wrapped!”

“I see,” the young woman responded, placing one finger on her cheek. “Well, sir, I could always…unwrap it for you, I suppose. It’s standard company procedure to wrap toys and clothes I’m afraid. However, I should warn you that the cost of the wrapping is already included in the cost of the product and I unfortunately won’t be able to deduct that. Would you like me to unwrap it for you, anyways,?”

Mordecai sighed in despair, officially deciding he no longer cared for this store and would possibly never purchase anything here again.

“Just tell me what I owe,” he submitted, pulling out his wallet to try and get this transaction over with so he could leave already.

He felt ridiculous lugging the present around the rest of the walk home. It wasn’t a particularly large box, but it was so needlessly bright. Any chances of inconspicuousness vanished as it contrasted vividly against the darkness of the rest of himself. He grumbled in discontent as he made it home. It didn’t help that, thanks to the crowds of people alive and bustling at this hour, he felt the need to take an extra long detour to his home to ensure no one was watching him and this stupid clown box.

The black cat felt the exhaustion in every part of himself as he hung his house key on the hook by the door. He frowned at the box in his arm before tossing it on the couch dismissively and beginning the process of hanging his outwear

[tinins-art]

raddles doodle for the occasion? paus

the woman herself!! go vote for her if you haven't already!!!

bonus doodle below cut :3

you WILL vote for her.

[perry-the-platypus-f1cs]

Hello Perry the platupussy. I am in dire need of more writing content ideas. Do help me.

hehehehehehehhehehehehe you asked and you shall receive. 1. demon Soap and Gaz with priests Ghost and Price. body worship, "my body is a temple of god" "is god my dick" kinda stuff iykyk :)

2. Ghostface soap and camper ghost or the other way around.

3. masochist soap and yandere/stalker ghost

4.Retired Soap who is the coach of some kind of sport for a middle school and trains them like they're SAS recruits. they dominate the sport they play get on national news and soap's answer to all the questions about motivation, teamwork and other aspects that the team uses immaculately is "welp. you can take the man out of the military but you cant take the military out of the man.

5. siren soap, fisherman ghost, lifeguard gaz and lemon-shark hybrid price.

6. a 141, los vaqueros and ULF beach episode. that at some point shows makarov running form Nolan with a water gun.

7. alternate universe where Andrei never joined makarov and stayed as a Australian special forces operator. eventually fighting makarov and falling head over heals in love with him.

thank you for the ask hope these fuel your writing fire!

[hey-imma-fangirl]

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@triple-pupil sorry for tagging, tumblr won’t let me answer your ask lol

Omggg I was so upset 😭

I really hope that things work out for them— And by that I mean I hope that Robotnik realizes that his grandfather was really just using him and when he goes back to Stone he begs for his forgiveness and they share a passionate kiss because Stone could never stay mad at him

Prolly won’t happen but a fangirl can dream lmao

[stealingpotatoes]

Just thinking about the fact that Kanan told Ezra his real name in Season 4 Episode 7, which means when Cal mentions the name Ezra's gonna be like WHAT!?

thats so funny bc it means cal's the one person who doesn't know about the double name thing

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[tadc-harlequin-au]

How were the main cast before madness

(Fuck I haven't drawn in a while-)

Ragatha - A renowned collector's maid. Didn't exactly have the kindest, and most cool-tempered owner.

Jax - Slapstick Street Performer. Carries a "bag of tricks" for his performances. (No, he doesn't go "crazy" like the others in this roster)

Kingr - City of Circuits' "Skirmish General". You don't wanna be around him, trust me.

Gangle - A luxurious theatre's most famed actor. Was meant to be acting as a mischievous sun goddess that was betrayed by her people.

Z - Was still being built.

Something you need to know about Madness is the fact that Puppets who undergo that process tend to grow massively in size. It's not always guaranteed --as proven by Ragatha, kinda-- but they typically grow in size, and it can even alter their metallic bodies to be more grotesque alongside them.

[sexybread-png]

hiii would you ever consider selling prints of your art? your iwtv art is soooo cool

thank you:) ive an inprnt

[petricorah]

well hi! just passing by to say that i’m obsessed with your zukka drawings, thank you for blessing the world with your work 😁

ahhh thank you so much!!! 🥹🥹🥹 im glad you enjoy them <3

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