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[koasku]

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[4townn]

ladies and gentlemen, listen up. i gonna ask you a few questions and i just want you to be honest with me.

you want those shoes?

you want that shirt?

you want that car?

you want that purse?

ha, i'm gonna need you to convince me. you ready?

[oepionie]

Hear me out…

Jade as personal butler—

THE AMOUNT OF TEASING FROM HIM

*SCREAMS* *DIES*

[killuaisaprincess]

🐰

“Bun-Bun? What are you talking about…?”

W-Why is Gon still being nice to him…? And calling… him that…?

Gon wraps an arm around his waist, and Killua shakes his head, trying to ignore the strength and warmth Gon holds.

“Of course not, princess, and not just because Alluka and Nanika would put me in a chokehold if I ever hurt you.”

Killua sniffs, just the smallest of giggles mixing with a sob.

They would…

[gorgynei]

PREDATHOS?!??$#@ THERES A THIRD THING??@?!?

[queenferretofthewoods]

FUUCK

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[ladyshinga]

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[ramshacklefey]

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[trasho-pando2011]

@lunaglitchercc huh. there's already a post abt what I was gonna send u

Girls will say hear me out and then hit you with this thing

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.