#/s ofc

[mostly-turquoise]

yk the problem with todays left is that we are too busy arguing about whether sandwiches should be toasted or not, but the real enemy is the people who don't believe in sandwiches at all

[hexcii]

Love walking to school and seeing homophobic slurs written on the pavement :,))

[unofficialadamtaurus]

Instead they choose to write Adam as a hate sink, creating a vicious cycle where he only behaves and acts in a one note manner without nuance or redemption. Projecting their hatred of a straw man villain of their own making because good writing is hard and racism makes them feel icky. Bonus points for using Adam as a prime catalyst to force along an overrated and divisive ship.

no but Adam was a big meanie whose story has no nuance whatsoever actually and everyone who likes him or dislikes his writing is a cishet white dude who just wanted to project onto him 😡😡😡

[trlvsn]

"i'm so delulu" ohhh i was wondering what mental disorder we would simultaneously romanticize and make fun of next! thanks for letting me know, can't wait for the next one in a few months

[fishsfailureson]

Don't you love it when you forget to put your layers into a folder?

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[bardinthezone]

Love this site

[whimizera-me]

hi whim here are some among us pick up lines i found

—

“Are you a task? Because all I want to do is you.”

“Babe, this is not a gun in my pocket. I am just happy to see you.”

“Did you sabotage O2 because you take my breath away”

“Damn girl, you meltdown my heart. Are you the reactor sabotage?”

“Girl, I will never the the imposter with you.”

“It's time to navigate this to the bedroom.” (help me)

“I want to align our inner engine outputs.”

—

enjoy :3

Thank you leafy, this was a rollercoaster to read through :)

[trashy-raccoonz]

kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post

also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....

[http-wolfstar]

Winter walks ❄️

[mountainshroom]

i was once again reminded of the amazing modding comminity of re4

[pixlatedvampire]

In my mind this is canon

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[limshy]

- mark zuckerberg

Reminder that the lizard alien conspiracy theory is antisemitism

"They drink blood/adrenochrome/feed on fear" - repackaged blood libel.

"They're manipulating the economy and starting needless wars" - repackaged Jewish banker conspiracy theory.

"The reptilian aliens control the media" - repackaged "Jews control the media" conspiracy theory.

"Judaism was created by reptilian aliens in Babylon" - demonizing Judaism by claiming it was created by malevolent aliens.

"Reptilian aliens are creating fake 'vaccines' to harm/control us" - repackaged conspiracy theories about Jews creating dangerous vaccines.

"We're not inciting violence against everyday Jews, we just want to share the truth" - still trying to convert Jews to something else, which itself is antisemitism.

[gettingsilly]

leon the type of creepy coworker to find your phone number, record himself fucking a fleshlight with his face cropped out ofc, and send it to you unannounced. whimpering your name when he cums. ur sitting here wondering who’s fat cock ur salivating over and it’s the loser rookie that everyone picks on.

he can’t look you in the eye in person but he can beg you to let him breed you while he jerks off alone in his room 🤭

[fight-nights-at-freddys]

Ah yes, i LOVE homophobia…