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how it feels to be online these days

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I Promise I Am Normal About The P-T Extinction.

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(In a loud place rn and I’m losing my mind send help)

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what actually happened at dashcon to make it so awful? ive seen lots of stuff making fun of it and complaining, but nothing explaining why

It is one of the biggest errors in world history and here’s why:

Although starting in the middle of summer with a few small battles, it eventually dragged on for almost six more months into a brutal winter

The Russians’ scorched earth policy surprised the French and made the French’s advances much more treacherous and costly

Napoleon’s thirst for a full victory were impossible to satisfy because the Russians refused to engage in any prolonged battles, instead wisely choosing to use guerrilla tactics to decimate an already broken, famished, and sickened French Army.

Over 17,000 French troops lost their lives each month during the disastrous campaign

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@cubiczinc is this accurate?

this joke makes me so mad because I 100% bet you we already have

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PCE has blessed me with yuri today

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What is "sleep deprivation"?

I will exercise my God-given right to listen to Angel with a shotgun on repeat at midnight and my shitty internet can't fucking stop me.

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I will exercise my God-given right to listen to Angel with a shotgun on repeat at midnight and my shitty internet can't fucking stop me.

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Fun fact there was a major plothole in The Journey for NINE FUCKING YEARS and it took me until this year to notice it.

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Maybe another head injury would fix me.

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In a loud room rn can everyone lend me their strength so I don’t go apeshit please

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woaw that's a lot of deer

There are 13 deer currently in my backyard wtf

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happy smallpox eradication day to all who celebrate, which is everyone!

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Why should I stop at disappointing my parents when I could disappoint all my ancestors as well?

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a new little star shines brightly above the Siberian horizon. a little Homotherium latidens, that seems to be just a few weeks old, was found in Yakutia: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-79546-1

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dash simulator but it's world war i in england

i worked weirdly hard on this do not take this away from me

🔁 🌠 timothy_lark986 reblogged

🌻 againstfowlardice Follow

Do you have a 'Mr Chickenheart' in your midst who refuses to enlist for the good of his country? Place a white feather in his buttonhole today to remind him just how cowardly he is <3

👤 thewarmuststop-deactivated-2997260 Follow

women the likes of you are causing fifteen year olds to enlist.

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Lovely another antiwar chap. Pacifism is cowardice. Blocked

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i swear women these days are just using these horrid things to get rid of their beaus when they tire of them

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prev this was never your conversation bud

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since we're all actually enlisting now...

#through the neck was my favourite !! #can't believe i'll be in belgium next month #father says i'll make a proper soldier

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I've gotten discharged from the army due to losing a leg, and to all young boys out there wanting to enlist before they turn eighteen — there is nothing patriotic about bleeding out from enemy fire. And even if you miraculously survive — the soul of you would be drained out three weeks in. Don't listen to the propaganda. Enlist only when you have to.

🚬 dulce.et.decorum.est Follow

just because you're too much of a coward to serve your country, doesn't mean you have to crush the hearts of all promising young patriots out there.

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You don't know war unless you've had half of your leg blown off or felt human brains dusting your face.

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Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.

it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.

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hullo asking for a friend when you send letters to someone do they check the contents. and do they know the recipient. specifically their gender. and hypothetically you can't really get kicked out for sodomy right they do need soldiers

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mate this is the army everyone's got desires to be taken care of and there aren't exactly a lot of girls around here

as long as you don't get found out you'll be alright

they do read through the letters and censor them though so do be careful

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god damn it

also matty you've deactivated now all of a sudden you alright

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KILLED IN ACTION

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@new-soldier-boy by jove matty's gone. i am so very sorry

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yeah i got the letter. shot defending some boy who ended up dying anyway

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it's terrible. i knew you two were close. you must be ripped to pieces

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he was only a year older than me. just nineteen

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i know

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