#/aff obviously

[mellohiizz]

wemmbu request anon here i hope you know that i am cheering just like he did when egg came back online after visiting his girlfriend

YAYYYYY tax duo too… youre too kind stranger

he is so creature. they are both so creature. need to throw them at walls

GIGGLING im so happy you enjoyed them anon<3 i love wemmbu so much he's my favorite creature ever!! him and egg are such a good duo, i need to put them in a blender and drink it

[blusherbaker]

what a fucking whore.

I love him.

[mercury-viennazu]

It gets even worse actually. Because imagine being a demon, and you go through this whole my-boss-started-dating-the-boss-of-our-rivals experience, and you’re like. Okay okay I see how it it, my bad lol, we had the wrong angel demon couple. And you go about your life, and suddenly, you start noticing. Crowley isn’t on Earth for as long anymore. Crowley starts going back downstairs to watch other demons be absolute failures. Also, he seems a bit… more tired? Less snarky than usual? Gloomy and sulking even? And then one day, someone probably makes a mistake. Someone asks him something along the lines of ‘hey Crowley now that Beelzebub went off with Gabriel, when are you gonna start putting some moves on going off with Aziraphale? We all know you’re dating.’ And Crowley either absolutely destroys that poor soul to the point where everyone remembers they’re talking to the Serpent of Eden, Original Tempter, Deliverer of the Antichrist-

Or Crowley just starts sobbing uncontrollably

the demons in hell must be having a riot there's all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you're like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they've been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven's supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this

[turbineface]

AMIRRRRRRRRRRRRR doodles for neow for i have just crawled out of the pits of months long art block sob cry wail

[nerdyenby]

Me about Martyn after seeing @avisaurea2’s take:

“He is not [the earth/the void/the sea/mars]!! He is literally just a guy!!! Hit him with your car!”

[cherryatombomb]

alerudy where they just refuse to elaborate on what the hell they are. are they dating? are they fwb? are they just really close friends? NOBODY KNOWS

whenever someone asks theyre just like "oh hes just my rudy :]" "oh hes just my alejo"

nobody knows whats going on anymore. they dont kiss or such in public, but will kiss eachothers cheeks in thanks and such, and literally nobody understands if its platonic or not

if theyre being hit on at a bar theyll just be like "oh no thanks i have to go talk to rudy/alejo"

it's so confusing (soap is losing his mind. hes asked multiple los vaqueros members what it all means. they all have no idea. they join in with soap losing his mind)

[treasure-goblin]

Fiorella (she/they/he)

Roland (she/they)

And here's another episode of "Ran doesn't know how to write endings"

The first time she heard the noise, Fiorella just assumed that their neighbour had acquired a new videogame. A very loud videogame. One that turned on at seemingly random hours of the day, because there was no way Roland was so jobless to be playing whatever it was all the time — during peaceful lunch, late at night long after the world had fallen asleep, early morning before the sun’s first rays dared disrupt the people’s slumber.

And what even was that game about? She heard sounds of roaring (ah, so a typical adventure game, then. One of the bosses must be a monster of some sort), gurgling (whole lotta rivers in that game, huh), giggling (so… kids? Maybe some side-quest?), snoring (yep, definitely monsters involved), heavy footsteps that actually seemed to scurry about over her ceiling (dang, the devs worked really hard to make the sounds realistic), and sounds of crashing glass (they should probably ask Roland for the name of the game. Maybe give it a try in the future).

The only problem was that they seemed to love playing the game 24/7. And were unaware of the concept of headphones. So she decided to confront them about it, as a concerned citizen.

Of course, that was until they actually saw the ‘game’.

He stood on the doorway of Roland’s apartment, wide-eyed and jaw agape. He could not convince himself to look at anything else, having totally zoned out on whatever her neighbour was saying. A small toddler sat on the rug, playing with Jenga blocks and giggling. And that was not right.

Because she was pretty sure Roland did not have a kid. Or was involved in babysitting activities. Or the fact that human babies were not supposed to have pitch black skin, or compound eyes, or another set of arms protruding from their shoulders.

“You know what?” Fiorella finally said, turning to Roland, “I’m done here. I don’t even want to know. I’m out.”

As they turned to leave, Roland held her hand with a pleading expression. “Please, Laurette… Please don’t tell anyone about…”

Fiorella let her eyes soften. “Don’t worry. I won’t.”

They let go of his arm, but still looked apprehensive. “Listen, it’s just a kid, I didn’t want to leave it suffering and—”

“I get it,” Fiorella interrupted. “I promise I won’t tell a soul.”

Their features brightened up visibly. “Thank you.”

She smiled. “But,” she said, turning back again, “you have to tell me everything that happened. Over coffee.”

“You sure you won’t need something stronger?”

“Nah. Coffee’s fine enough.”

And as they headed downstairs, they heard a soft “Gotcha.”

👀!!!

(Baby Bean's Perspective)

...

Mama lived in a weird place, Hussk decided. Mama didn't have a nest. Or a web. Mama lived in a weird box, with a door like a trapping pit, and now so did Hussk.

It was a nice box, he decided. The greens and purples were duller in the box, which was weird but good. Hussk got a warm fuzz when he was cold, and yummy food, and Mama had made Hussk a nest for himself, just like a big spider. He loved his mama very much.

Mama spoke a weird language. Hussk didn't understand it, but he was just a baby, and didn't understand a lot, so he wasn't too troubled over it. Mama made herself clear enough, and Hussk was a smart boy.

Hussk loved his mama so much. And everything was perfect.

Huh? What was that?

Hussk was playing with his sticks one day while Mama did something on their bright thing when there was a knock on the box entrance. Hussk chattered softly to himself, shrugging it off and continuing his playtime. He knew it was Mama's job to bring in the prey from the entrance. He listened as they walked, and when the door opened, he blinked curiously at what was there.

It was another four-legged spider, like Mama! Hussk watched as Mama and the other spider talked, and he was happy Mama wasn't the only four-legged spider. Maybe they really weren't missing legs. Maybe they were supposed to look like that.

He perked up when Mama grabbed the other spider's wrist, wondering what it meant. Was that prey? Was that spider for eating?

Oh, never mind, Mama let them go again, and they seem ok. Hussk was confused sometimes by his four-legged parent, but he decided not to worry about it. Mama knew what they were doing. He clicked happily as Mama scooped him up in her only arms and hugged him close, saying something in their strange words. Hussk leaned against Mama's chest and sighed in contentment.

He didn't understand, but that was ok. He would one day, and then he'd talk to Mama all the time.

Hussk loved his Mama.

[shakespeare-official-account]

piss thyself, foul wench

Thine blorbos shalt die. Thy favorite food shall loose all taste. Thou shall feel hunger and thirst and constipation forevermore. Thine loved ones shall abandon thee. Thy house shall be overrun with ants. I wish the List of Ominous Threats and the vile Wet Socks upon ye, vile coward. Speak thy venom from thy main, or doth not.

[theetherealraphael]

im hitting you with my paws ::::D

*bap*

mrrp meow mrow prrrrr

[cosmic-d1ce]

Just imagining Phil at some point after Forever is in prison going after the guards to steal their keys and managing to free Forever so they can run away and end up making a temporary home under one end of the bridge while trying to figure out a safe way to stay together because everyone is so overbearing about them being together.

Like, so what if Forever's hurt Phil? They totally love each other fully and need to find a way to stay together no matter what or they will both break down.

They'll go back for Richarlyson and Chayanne at some point, but for now they need a home. But everyone's out looking for them the moment they realize they're gone, so they're stuck hiding on the bridge and hoping to find a way out.

They need a way out.

Maybe if they can figure out how those portals work they can get out.

-Pragmatic

Gsbshsbsjaba 🤲

Phil having to convince himself that yes this is what he wants. Why wouldn't he want this. Forever is so sweet to him, as long as theyre together they'll both be happy

If they're together then Forever wont keep hurting himself and Phil can keep being at peace

They need each other why does nobody understand?? How do they see how much they're hurting alone and not understand?

Sure Forever hurt him, but everyone keeps trying to say it was torture. Phil is pretty sure he knows what torture is. It wasn't that. Forever was just trying to prove himself. He was making Phil understand where he was meant to be.

He's happy. He is. Forever is happy. They're both happy

But they need to get away, they need to hide, they need to be somewhere that nobody will find them. They need to be off the island. No matter what, they need to find a way out. They can start again and be happy together without the others bothering them and trying to split them up

The inevitable panic from Cellbit upon realising that he might lose someone else to this island :(

[manglechan1204]

Psspsspsst... a lil qForever for the character bingo maybe? :3c

Aaand, if you don't mind... a lil qBad to go with it? :3c :3c :3c

Here's your order sir !

I know it's been a while but I am still feeling so bad about the whole "Cellbit taking richars custody's from Forever" like this shit left me awake at night thinking how I could make qCellbit suffer /lh

There is so much love in this cubito, he loves so much and need so much reassurance on the fact that he is also so loved and I'm- ;;;;-;;;;

The qBbh one was so hard, I had to keep remind me that this is not c!Bad You don't want to see the cbad bingo. But yeah this guy is the definition of needing therapy for so many reasons.

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[gemstarstarlight]

get booped nerd (/aff)

[blueberryfruitbat]

My bro has gotten me into the Yakuza games, and now there's even more mentally unwell grown men that fight through all their problems in my brain...

[hematomes]

:333333

GNAWS ON YOU

[witchbugs]

SORRY FOR TWO TAGS IN A ROW AND ALSO THAT THEYRE BOTH. CATS BUT @lili250307

meow miau meow :3

[angeltism]

which of your qpps do you consider to be more pathetic (in an affectionate way)

WHAT OMG. um. um. um. um. um. um. um. well okay I don't think I could ever call Mary pathetic in any way whatsoever because ki simply. isn't. like out of all the things I adore about her, endearing patheticness isn't really something I think of? but I don't think Rook has ever done anything that I would call pathetic either.. idk they're both awesome and if I call one of them endearingly pathetic it means the other must be too bc I think of them rather the same in that area, they feel quite even to me? Shrug. Tough question.

Solution to this dilemma: I, Aqua Angeltism, am the endearingly pathetic qpp here because I love them both sooo much it makes me look stupid and I giggle to myself eeeevery day thinking about them both and how awesome they are and support them no matter what ♡