#//you're so greedy smh

[radiomurdeer]

@top-shelf-tender bullied me into a starter smh

When visiting another overlord's territory there were often certain protocol to follow. Formalities that kept the body count down. Overlords weren't exactly known for getting along; they were, for the most part, power hungry and not to be trusted.

Alastor tended to disregard all of those. He went where he wanted, when he wanted. While most kept to a specific area, all of the Pride Ring was his playground. If he decided to go somewhere, there was no keeping him out.

So technically, he should have spoken to the man at the door. Technically, someone should have ran ahead to notify Husk while Alastor was being escorted through the employees only area. instead, Alastor let himself in. There's a radio in Husk's office. Not strictly required but it made entrance that much easier. For the Radio Demon, it's practically an invitation.

But his mother had raised him with manners so he stepped out of the frequencies in front of the office, rather than directly inside. He's about to knock when the door opens on its own. Two hellhounds came out, giving him a warning look. Alastor lifted his hands to sell the lie that he was harmless as he stepped back out of their way. They strode out, dragging a badly beaten demon behind them.

Alastor licked his lips, eyes wide as he tracked it with his head alone. It was an absolute mess - bones broken, teeth missing. He left a trail of blood behind him, limbs flopping lifelessly as he was lugged nearly lifelessly down the hallway. Reluctantly he pulled himself away from the enticing sight to let himself in to Husk's office.

And again his attention was arrested, brows raising at the sight of Husk. Red on red eyes swept down his friend. Ears pricked upright, keenly interested and focused.

"Oh, my! What happened here?"

[k6tzie]

COD P☆RN LINKS | PT. 3

ghost: always so quiet and reserved, seeing you like this is refreshing. so humane having ur guts rearranged after doubting your lieutenants skills! dove, you're so needy. but luckily for you, you have a patient, big bf came back from prices' baby shower now u and si want a baby of ur own, but u can't wait:( doughy ass bouncing on his long cock that no one's sucked in over a year, thankfully now ur here! sharing the captains daughter with soap<3 trusting is hard for him, so once he has you, he doesn't wanna let go warm winter fuck with ur gentle boy price: once you taught olderbf!price how to make hotter videos, he thinks he's so much cooler but that old man lives within him💔i mean look how he's holding the phone! you feel a big, throbbing thing in your tummy, hopefully he doesn't press down on it D: when u took him to meet ur parents, you just looked too good not to fuck afterwards :( as much as he loves his quiet girls, he can't say no to a bubbly one night stand now can he he didn't wanna have to do this but this IS what bad girls get... dadsfriend!price taking you upstairs during the bbq. there's so many people so no one will hopefully notice ur gone... soap: totally something soap would do, fucking you levitating 😭 first time having a crush this intense, taking sneaky photos of you, drawing you in his sketchbook, leaving you little gifts anonymously - now that you gave him a chance, he's too shocked to even do anything! honestly his dream is hot gf x loser guy he's a messy boy who likes his sex quick! so so much cum dripping out, it's like your boys' in heaven filthy gym partner can't keep his hands to himself only one person can eat you this well when you're sick, soap! gaz: your drunk sex was so good, you won't forget it even when you're sober <3 appreciating that pussy with the love and tongue it deserves so wet and tight like ur ex boyfriend did nothing at all smh, must've been tiny deeeeep in ur gfs womb! pretty boy barely ever gets angry, but when price has been on his back the whole week, and now you're giving him attitude - he can't take it anymore! hot belly bulge - who would've thought from the serene, goofy guy? graves: ah, so THAT'S how you passed recruitment i see, interesting... what a baby, never been with a real woman. actually a very soft, sensual man. don't mistake him as rough cuz of how he acts at work lucky shadow of the week gets to record the barracks bunny and graves kept trying to draw milk out of you but he didn't realise not everyone just...lactates :(he can't stop rewatching this video y'all took, how your greedy pussy just swallows his dick whole :o purposely just teasing you so he can see u angry konig: an efficient way to wake up his beautiful baby✨ his cold tongue and your warm socks make an interesting contrast🤔 he caught you masturbating all by yourself and you didn't seem to reach ur full potential :( loser!konig coded, once he finally gets his rough hands on you, it's hard letting a beauty like you go ruined ur cute little panties smh, greedy big boy mean colonel punishing his secret fuck buddy after he found out you've started talking to another person💢 bonus!!: surprise ;)

@xtrrdnrypotato @livingdead-g1rl

[milliemuus]

Day TWO of toxicchaintober is rolling around, and the prompt was chains!

This is kind've sad, but necessary. Evil villain plot stuff, yk? Maybe don't get so greedy, Kieran smh

Speaking of villain origin story, why don't I write y'all a little excerpt?

READ BELOW THE CUT (!!!!MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING FOR ASPHYXIATION!!!!)

It was a very dark night.

Kieran hurriedly raced away from home, having snuck out of the house without getting caught. His adrenaline, mixed with both fear and anticipation, rushed through his veins with each trot as he made his way to the bridge that seperated town from the wilderness. He knew he really shouldn't be out here this late, but given the circumstances, he didn't care.

It was about time he grew up, anyway.

As he reached the path that led to Kitakami Hall he took a turn, headed down the slope and toward the river.

"I just have to remember how to get to the woods, and then out of sight for a little while." He panted, coming to a stop before approaching the bubbling stream before him. He looked down at the water for a moment, taking in his reflection.

"I look...I look so tired..." he whispered, still drawing in deep breaths. He brought a hand up to his cheek.

"What is wrong with you? Why are you doing this?" He asked himself, feeling the small, familiar flicker of irritation as he began to recall the events since coming back home.

"You make your first friend, want to prove to her you're not some loser wimp and then your stupid sister comes in and swoops her away! And now she won't even talk to you, much less look at you!" He growled, his panting becoming slower. Even still, his heart pounded in a mix of bubbling frustration and fatigue.

"You can't even make friends right, much less DESERVE ANY!" His voice rose, echoing through the still air as he swiped the water with his hand, as if to eradicate the insecure reflection before him. This caused some neaeby ducklett to quack from being startled.

"I hate you! I hate this stupid town, and I hate my sister. It's all your fault!" He rambled on.

"If you weren't SO WEAK—" He grit his teeth, near forgetting why he was here before he felt a rattling in his pouch, nearly causing him to fall over in surprise.

"Ghh-?!"

His fanny pack rattled again. Oh...right. He shouldn't be here wasting his time. The thing rattling in his backpack had reminded him of wby he was headed to his destination in the first place.

He sighed, taking a deep breath.

"If I stay any longer, someone'll be bound to find me. I gotta get going." With that, he set off once again, this time he was going to make sure he didn't lose breath.

...

After what felt like forever, he recognized the thick greenery of the forest. Many had warned him of the dangers, but he didn't care. He stopped, clenching his fist.

"I have to go in." He swallowed "I have to prove my worth. Maybe then she'll like me then." He then began scaling the steeper hill of the forest, making sure he didn't tumble on the way down.

As he landed at the bottom, he whispered "I wonder how she does this...I'm already done outta breath..."

He sounded disappointed in himself, shaking his head.

"No, Kieran. Steel yourself. Part of the training is tolerance!" He growled softly, pushing deep into the dark woodland of Timeless Woods.

Thankfully he was wearing his jacket—so many swaths of bramble had poked out, scraping his legs. As annoying as it was, he would just stomp them to the ground with a flare of annoyance.

"No doubt meemaw is going to question how I got these in my sleep," he thought to himself.

"Maybe I can just say my Sentret did it out of excitement....seems believeable."

Convincing himself, he pushed forward, a branch near hooking his headband. He growled at this, struggling for a moment before it let go.

"Geez...!" He adjusted his headband.

"To be honest, is this even worth coming so far?" He began asking himself, now wandering aimlessly. "That voice said it would be...so I guess it wouldn't hurt. Still..." As he was about to speak, a loud shriek echoed in the distance, the hair on the bsck of his neck standing up.

"A-Aw man....I oughta make this quick, then-"

Without further hesitation, he knew he had no choice but to go forward. He whimpered slightly, throat burning in fear as he picked up the pace.

"Did we really have to meet out here...?!" He panted again, already losing the air pocketed in his tiny lungs. The terrain here was unstable; what if he fell? What if a scary pokémon caught up to him-?!

The panic rose in his chest. He felt more hypervigilant, the rattling in his pouch only startling him further.

"W-Wait...!" He puffed "We're almost there—"

He could faintly make out an area in the distance, his focus locking onto it. The pouch rattled again, this time with more ferocity.

"C-Can't you just wait?! I'm trying, here!" He wailed, his hands travelling to his fanny pack. Whatever it was, it was ready to come out compared to when he was near Mossui.

He began unzipping it, eyes still locled onto the clearing ahead.

Zzziiiiip-!

"Okay, I'll give you some ai— Wuuaahh—!" Suddenly the weight under his feet was gone, his body feeling as if it was soaring. A choked cry escaped his throat before it was automatically stifled by his front-half landing on the ground.

"Oomph—! Oowww..."

Kieran whimpered. He slowly sat up onto his knees, trying to rub his eyes.

"Mmghhh...uh?" He stopped, his vision refocusing. That's when he noticed something small and a pinkish-purple laying in the grass in front of him, moonlight reflecting off of it.

He began grabbing at his pouch, realizing that it was now empty as well.

"What-?! How did-?!" He scooched up further, about to grab it and stuff it back in the bag before his eyes landed on two, yellow orbs that stared right back at him.

"WH-WHAT THE--?!" He took his hand away. The item-now-turned-creature hissed.

"Silence, child!"

It rattled, this time the weird, soft shell began to undulate.

The air felt like it was sucked out of Kieran's throat. What the hell was going on...? Had he hit his head too hard somehow? Maybe ate too many sweets the day prior?! He had to slap himself for a moment, as if he was dreaming.

"Ugh....this is just a dream...it has to be a dream..."

The creature rolled its eyes for a moment before Kieran felt something—something that physically wasn't there—grab his face. This grabbed his attention, his whole body tensing up as he sensed danger.

"You call yourself a "trainer", yet you can't tell when a pokémon is right in front of you or not. How pathetic..."

With it's soft outer shell, the creature hoisted itself up. It was shaky, much like the spherical-shaped robots breaking down like in sci-fi movies Kieran had seen. He watched in horror as the peach-shaped pokémon lifted itself in the air.

For him, this was like witnessing the birth of Arceus, or the existence of life itself. Did Millie know what this thing was?

As he sat there, dumbfounded, the tight, invisible feeling left his face. He reached to rub his chin instinctively, looking at the creature that was slowly regaining its strength.

"You...you can speak?" He asked shakily.

"Yes...I suppose I am able to now..."

"Now?"

"It does not matter. What matters right now is that I have brought you out here for a multitude of reasons..." The creature's yellow-eyes squinted at the child. Kieran sat there, watching its every move as it began floating around him, as if to observe him. It stopped above his head, leaning in a little closer.

"Wh-What are you doing...?" Kieran asked, confused.

The peach-shaped creature's horns seemed to move back for a moment before it floated away from Kieran, looking down at him.

"Studying you...you'll see." The creature finally answered. Kieran tilted his head.

"Studying me? Why?"

The creature floated up to his face, glaring at him.

"It is simple, foolish child. I need your help." The creature insulted Kieran, which he slightly looked away in agitation.

"We both are in a predicament, and I think we could benefit from one another, no?"

This caught Kieran's attention. His eyes flickered for a moment.

"Y-Yeah!" He barked, before his face contorted in confusion.

"Wait...how did you know I was going through somethin' right now?" Kieran, now struck with realization, stared down the anomaly in front of him. The creature gently shook from side-to-side.

"Peh-heh-heh...you really are so stupid...I really did hit the jackpot with you..."

Kieran's fists balled up as he sat there, becoming impatient.

"Enough with the insults! Just...answer my question." Kieran's voice was more demanding, it taking all of him to not just grab at the creature and scream at it. The critter made a weird groaning sound, rolling its eyes again.

"I don't know how it couldn't be anymore obvious...but I've kinda been alive the whole time..." It revealed, "To put it simply: the first time you touched me, I suppose it activated something within me to wake up. Then I had to play the waiting game...make sure you're worth my time-"

"Worth your time...?" Kieran squinted, perplexed.

"You're so hopeless. Anywhoooo...." The creature tilted to the side.

"You said you wanted to get stronger, right? I kinda overheard when you rudely stuffed me into your little smoking-case there—"

"H-Hey, woah-!" Kieran put his hands in front of him "First off, this isn't a smoking-case, it's a pouch! Aren't those like really old, anyway?" He scratched his head "Also, I suppose yer not wrong. Sorry for doing that, by the way-" He looked down, blushing slightly from embarrassment. The creature looked down on him.

"Coulda swore that was something else. Anyway, to repeat what I said—"

"Yeah! I do wanna get stronger!" Kieran, impatient with excitement, grabbed his own knees in anticipation.

"...Okay, kid. Slow down."

"Sorry!"

"Oookay...anyway...I need your help. If you wanna get stronger, then I have two favors from you. I really think these things could help you get stronger..."

Kieran leaned forward, now in a semi-bowing-position.

"Please! I'll do anything!" He cried, his head bowing to the ground. The creature wanted to giggle at his patheticness to work for him.

"Wow...that didn't really take any convincing and I didn't even get to tell you the conditions yet. Consider this...a sub-challenge..." For a moment, it felt pity for the kid. How desperate would a kid his age have to be? It almost seemed unfair-

When was it ever fair, anyway?

Kieran sat up again, nodding. The peach began to float to-and-fro.

"Firstly: You really need to prove your strength by helping me re-unite my buddies and I together. What better way to prove your strength than through friendship?" It began to explain, nearly cringing at the last few bits. Before it could continue, Kieran piped up again.

"Who are your buddies?" He asked. It would only be natural for him to ask just so he knew what to do.

"Err...they are very...anonymous folk. They prefer to keep their identity hidden."

Before Kieran could say anything else, it continued,

"Secondly, I need a few, specific masks retrieved."

Kieran's eyes widened, and he piped up again once more.

"Like...like The Loyal Three's?"

The creature looked at him in surprise. The Loyal Three?! If it wasn't so upset at them for failing their job previously, it would have been pleased with the title.

"Look, save your questions for later. Once I see 'em, I'll let you know, okay? For now, I'm just trying to work this dea—trade—out with you."

His voice sounded stern for a moment. If things went his way successfully, he wouldn't have to explain his reasons. It's not like he was going to remember anyway-

Kieran looked embarrassed once again, nodding in understand.

"Okay-"

"Thank you." The creature sighed before floating up into his face.

"If you can do those two things for me, then I can grant you the power you seek. Do those conditions sound good to you?" It asked. Finally finished with it's propisition, it now waited desperately, looking into Kieran's cat-like eyes.

Kieran was quiet for a few moments, which was completely agonizing for this mystery pokémon. If it had hands, it would have its fingers tied behind its back.

'Just take the bait, kid. Come on!' It thought, tensing a little.

Kieran tapped his finger against his chin before he finally spoke.

"So, if I find your friends and retrieve these mystery masks, I can catch you and join my party?" He asked, genuinely curious.

"Indeed— Wait...catch me?"

"With a pokéball!" Kieran beamed, looking up at it with moon-round eyes. Never had the pokémon been so confused and offended before. What the hell was a pokéball?! It made a weird "peh" noise before shaking itself again.

"Y'know what? Yeah, we'll work that out when we get to it..." It grumbled. Might as well save itself another headache before it wastes the little energy it has...

Kieran had never been so overjoyed before. He was finally going to be able to achieve his dreams of becoming the strongest trainer in the world, and finally have an attempt at impressing Millie! His heart began to pound and, before he could stop himself, he blurted out the fastest "Yes" his body could conjure.

For a moment, the creature was too stunned to speak. This was easier than it thought it'd be. Was this kid really that gullible? Did he never get the lectures most kids got when he was younger? The creature blinked, before the answer finally hit it. It finally got what it wanted.

"Yes?" It asked "Are you absolutely sure?" It wanted to clarify that it had not heard things, making sure that Kieran could undoubtedpy be bound to it.

"Yes! If you can give me strength, then I will do these things for you! Kieran repeated, bowing again.

Wow. This kid WAS serious.

"Pehra, Pehra..." It made a noise akin to a pokémon, sighing. It was excited, but it also pitied the kid to a degree.

"Okay, kid! You got yourself a deal!" It cheered, it taking everything not to squirm too much so its shell didn't open up too much.

"Sit up and hold out your hand!"

At its command, Kieran sat up for a moment, confused. He just shrugged, thinking ut was just the simple gesture the mystery pokémon had picked up from others when it came to sealing deals.

"Okay!" And with that, he held his hand out, eyes closed in a smile.

The creature could hardly believe it; it was going to be able to take Kieran's vessel (and smoothly, at that)! It made a little chirp, the chirp becoming a few quiet giggles as Kieran felt something invisible wrap around his wrist.

The pokémon's eyes remained closed, the noise getting happier as the invisible force began to tighten agonizingly around Kieran's wrist.

"Ow ow, hey-" Kieran opened his eyes "I know you're excited, but—" Before he knew it, the pokémon began glowing a faint purple around itself, now looking back at him with dark intent.

"You really are so STUPID....!" It snarled. Kieran's eyes could do nothing but hopelessly watch as the invisible pressure he felt began to glow purple, materializing into a faint, circular object that seemed to stretch from the sides of the pokémon.

It was at this moment his heart dropped, the atmosphere around him turning into one of despair.

There was no doubt about it; he had been duped, used yet again by another creature that saw him as nothing but weak. He could feel his heart quicken in terror, his immediate instinct to pull away.

"S-Stop it!" He cried, trying to pry his arm away from the sinister creature that had a death-grip on it.

"Let go of meee...!" He grit his teeth, his arm screaming in pain as he pulled as hard as he could. The pokémon drew closer, laughing darkly at the kid.

"I feel bad, kid. I do," It faked the pity; in reality, it had played its cards right, and Kieran had fell for its plea

"But you did agree to this trade! Fair's fair!"

Kieran growled in panic, his eyes welling up with tears.

"I NEVER AGREED TO— MMMPHHH—" Before Kieran could scream at it, he the weird texture of the unidentifiable object the creature was using dart into his mouth, as if to stifle him.

"Whazzat?" It asked "Did a totodile bite your tongue?"

Kieran glared at the pokémon, the familiar ache in his chest swelling. He couldn't make any noise as the chain-like miasma pinched his tongue. He did squeal, his throat burning as the prongs pinched harder.

As Kieran began to struggle, the chain that was snaking up his arm suddenly lunged, now wrapping around his throat. He began to panic, realizing exactly what it was trying to do. His eyes welled up with tears as the creature floated behind him, chuckling.

"That's a good kiddo. If I didn't have my toxic chain in your mouth, I'd totally give you some mochi as a reward!" It chimed. Kieran growled, struggling some more. Not only was this pokémon actively going to kill him, but it was offering one of Kieran's least favorite foods.

The despair ate at Kieran. He had followed a disembodied forest out into Timeless Woods, accepting some sort of stupid offer. He was disappointed; it was as if life was just out for him.

'This is my fate..." Kieran thought, the chains getting tighter. He could feel his throat slowly close.

'Maybe this is what I deserve. Maybe sis was right about me being a stupid child that doesn't know any better...' As he began to pity himself, the chains fully closed around his neck, closing his windpipe. The tears slowly stopped, him unable to heave any air.

'I'm going to die. I'm going to die in the middle of the woods.' Kieran looked up at the sky, trying to gasp for air as the creature's other chain used it's prongs to stretch his mouth open.

'I'm going to die alone, and nobody will be here to save me.'

Suddenly, Kieran began to miss everything. His house, his school, his family, his friends....

...Even Millie. Why was it that, even at the face of death, she was the one that crossed his mind? The despair gnawed at him, and he was helplessly a victim to it.

He began to panic, clawing at the chains that held onto him, sucking the oxygen out of him. This only caused the creature to wiggle the chains, laughing.

'...I really need sis right now...' He finally felt a heavy weight upon him. It was as if Carmine was tucking him into bed, telling him things would get better.

"Looks like we've got a fighter! I hate to tell you this, but the more you struggle, the worse it'll get!"

It was taking excitement in Kieran's suffering. He could feel his vision tunneling, white, fuzzy spots dotting it. His struggling became less amd less, the movements becoming mere twitches.

'I feel so cold...' Kieran thought.

'If only sis were here...I need her...I need...sis...'

And that's when the weighted feeling took over, as if a blanket had fallen over him, one that Carmine was holding, telling him that things would get better and that tomorrow they would make things better.

Just like she used to. Right before he felt like he didn't need her love or comfort anymore.

Before he knew it, he had slipped into the comforting void of darkness.

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[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

So, she's still alive, smh.

The ONE thing I was asking for from this rebellion and they couldn't even give me that 😠

***

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Didn't your actual WIFE die yesterday? Aren't you supposed to be in mourning, for appearance's sake at least?

I thought we were done with him and his nonsense but apparently not.

***

She was only PRETENDING?

Why won't this drama let me have good things 😭😭

***

LMAOOOO

Baby is here to take back his home! He is now best buddies with the new Emperor, evil stepmom can seethe 🤣🤣

***

Are you kidding me?

I thought she would have more dignity and be openly hostile, not fawn over him so blatantly.

As if he would fall for her act twice.

***

Their faces, LMAO 🤣🤣

***

LMAO

Adult!Gu Tingye never really made it onto my list of favourite characters but I absolutely love how Feng Shaofeng plays him 🤣🤣 He's so smooth and charming, an absolute rascal! He smiles and I smile, no matter whether it's genuine or not!

***

Well, in my view, with all their money and lack of boundaries, these wastrel young masters could be doing much worse, such as raping and murdering (like the gentlemen from the Fourth and Fifth Gu house did in their time).

Third Brother is at least only out supporting the economy by frequenting brothels and hopefully paying the sex workers well. The Song Empire should send him an Imperial decree expressing its gratitude.

***

This is the full irony of her evildoing.

And even if he did not yield the title, what could she have possibly wanted that he would not have given?? She and her incompetent son had it made! But no. Nothing is enough when you're born too greedy for your own good.

***

Eh... not quite, but almost.

I am fascinated by these people. "We have spent your whole life hating you and ruining your life for no good reason, but how dare you not love us in return?"

LOLOLOLOL

Even Lin Qinshuang had more shame.

***

I live for beautiful scenery in c-dramas 💚

***

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE NOT TAKING THE EXAM?

I'm more invested in him passing this exam than I am in me passing any of mine, which is obvious from the amount of time I spent watching his shenanigans instead of studying 😕

***

Cackling 🤣🤣

He's always so outraged by the lack of propriety 🤣🤣

I love the two of them, they are such a good pair! One is so proper and the other so improper!

***

LMAO, yes, panic 🤣🤣

It's episode 36, you loser! How long do you expect the girl to wait for you? You had better hurry!

***

God, this is nice 😭😭

I wish I had the skill to turn this into art! 💚

***

Oh, yes, it is the Old Madam you are eager to visit 🙄

IDK why, but he gives me the ick.

He hasn't really done anything wrong but he's always so nice and kind and sweet and subservient, plus he's not the OTP. All the alarm bells in my head are RINING!!

***

WHO THE FUCK?

I knew there was something shady about him, smh.

***

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Where do all these cockroaches come from?? Are there no single men in China to marry and you must go after someone who already has a wife??

I AM MAD.

***

LMAO, he at least has the decency to be shocked.

So, he is not on board this nonsense. Good. But is that what happens to screw up his marriage to Minglan? His family insists on him marrying this woman?

[signedeclipse]

You can't just drop aphrodisiacs and walk away my guy smh, so here you go: Gyokko gets his s/o going with his love poison and is so thrilled they can't keep their hands off him 🏺💖

Gyokko [X Reader]

In which Gyokko uses his aphrodisiacs on his s/o so he can get the attention he wants.

You were always the affectionate kind, but Gyokko was very greedy and he could never get enough of the way you'd cling to him from time to time, or go on one of your loving tangents

I would say he wants it to be all you but he is very morally grey and is willing to have a little fun if it encourages you to hold onto him longer

So one night after you brew your usual tea, he sneaks about and drops some of his poison into your drink

He has various varieties, and he would never, ever mean to harm you! This one was a hormone of his, one that would surely give you the kick he so desperately wanted

He is very easy to read, with the mischievous grin and staring you down while you're holding your drink with that cute blush that is oh so obvious on his literally white skin

It was easy to tell something was off about your tea by that alluring smell, too, so you figured he probably wanted you to drink it

"Oh my, I sure hope no demons have tampered with my tea..."

He frowns, thinking you're going to throw it away, but it's delighted when you chug the whole thing down in an instant

He's in front of you in a moment, no pot attached, wiping a droplet of the tea that escaped and pushing that thumb into your mouth for you to lick it clean

Clearly he is eager, it makes you completely flush red

It's very fast acting, because next thing you remember you're in his art studio straddling his hips, and his hands and pushing up your back, slipping under your shirt to feel at the heat of your skin

It sends shivers through your body, since he's just so cold, but he warms up quick when he's pressed against you

You feel so hazy, and you know he's saying things- likely talking about how needy you are- but you just cant pay attention

You're kissing up his neck and chest, leaving lipstick marks all over his collars that start to blend in with his scales

Its a mixture of feeling sleepy while also feeling like you've just been teased for hours by the love of your life

It's not just want anymore, its need

It's hard to stop yourself from feeling him up and down, from rocking your hips into his and feeling whatever he's hiding press back into your pooling heat

He's giggling and panting from the excitement of seeing you so ruined without touching you

You are literally trembling from the need, so he positions one if his thighs between your legs for you to grind into

"You poor thing, you can't help yourself around yours truly, can you? How dirty~"

His scales are thicker and bumpier on his thigh, and they feel so so fucking good coalesceing into you

Gyokko likes to feel you freeze up anytime he pushes his leg up, as if its shooting electricity through you and only makes it worse

Maybe he gave his poor human too much for them to handle, he'll just have to fuck you senseless until you can rest

Or maybe he can stop and watch you desperately try to convince him to <3

Authors Note - I did headcanons because you didn't specify! Just a reminder that I usually delete any requests that forget to mention what type of post they want, but you referenced one of my other works and I love returns so I am weak and I will write,,, just this once!!!

[coffeeandinsanityy]

Alimony or spousal support is so stupid and dont even get me started why.

Like are you telling me I gotta pay at least half my earnings/belongings or more to my partner just coz I earn more? and for what 10-20 years?? till they get remarried or die??? Like wtf I'm not their parent! If you're an adult, which I guess u are coz u decided to marry someone, then you sure as hell can work at ur age smh and get up on ur feet! Why do I gotta give my money just so u can live "THE LIFE"??

What exactly is "equal rights" about this? And I could scream a lot more about how men are mostly the target of all this(coz they usually earn more) and smh no women says "I'm independent, I dont need no money" then, aint no way feminism is sacrificed in this right?? I could say a lot but u get my point.

ALIMONY IS A JOKE!! and anyone who thinks otherwise is just a greedy person who is lazy to earn money themselves!

[nicolethatcher]

GW rewards! 18+ interaction if pos

PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT IF IN RECOVERY. BLOCK DONT REPORT! IM PRO FOR MYSELF AND MYSELF ONLY.

Not me lols!! Anyways the reason for 18+, is i cant stop young adults from looking if they want to, however Im not encouraging it. If you're an adult you're old enought to make your own decisions when it comes to what media you look at!

As someone who is using Tumblr for the first time im not the greatest with terms and stuff. As far as I know v + please correct me if im wrong ♡

Gw - Goal Weight | Ugw - Ultimate Goal Weight | Cw - current Weight | Sw - Start Weight | Ana - anorexia | Mia - bulimia | Ed - eating disorder

Now I had an ed? It felt more like I wanted to but struggled, on and off binging, id eat to live for weeks and live to eat for weeks. However being on tumblr has helped with tips! I need a push to help me, i know being skinny should be a big enough push but (Im a fat greedy bitch who needs more smh) i thought rewards would help.

Lose 3lbs - 3 new jewellery items

Lose 5lbs - new books

Lose 7lbs - cute new tote bag

Lose 10lbs - shein haul £? - depends if i feel i deserve it

Now im going to give each goal weight a reward! Every time I achieve a goal weight I'mgoing to fast for 24hrs to remind myself that just cause I hit it doesnt mean to stop.

Gw: 125lbs - new glasses

Gw: 120lbs - new piercing needles

Gw: 110lbs - new clothes

Gw: 100lbs - new ice skates

Gw: 95lbs - Its close to my Ugw, so ill decide when i hit it!

Ugw: 80lbs Whatever the fuck you want bitch!! You earned it.

[saltminerising]

I stg, someday an item will depreciate to like 100g and anons will be flooding the inbox going "I can't believe people don't think 100g is a lot!!! You're all so greedy smh my head, 100g is more than 0g, so ungrateful."

[freuleinanna]

I've never watched the Alien franchise but smh at the people teasing you for liking it >:(

okay okay OKAY I am so so sorry but I'm going to ramble for a bit here (in fact, I'm going to ramble for a LOT)

but before that, thank you for the support :') always thinking good thoughts your way whenever I see you on my dash, just please know that <3

but getting back to the franchise, here's the thing. alien 4 is majorly considered to be a very shitty follow-up to 3 original films. I know you mentioned you haven't watched them so here's the deal, we have 3 films telling the story of ellen ripley basically always fighting space monsters and saving everyone. it's a great story from start to finish but (spoiler alert!) in the end, she dies. the 4th film features a clone of her character (with addition of an alien dna which makes it very hot unstable and drastically different from the original character).

BUT

BUT

original films are 1979, 1986 and 1992, which is cool and I honestly love them and will go on for ages about why they are amazing, but they have a few flaws when it comes to story/action pacing, strange plot-driving choices, and the unchanging characterization of the main protagonist. whereas the 4th installment is just full-on 90s in the best way possible!

the pacing wins! 90s films have figured out a formula or something. the plot is much the same but is structured way better than in the previous movies.

the humor! the best 90s humor bits at the right time, the irony, the timing, ughh. in 70-80s there wasn't much attention put to the delivery of the punchlines if there even were any

the character! unlike previous movies, the clone-ripley isn't the humanity-saving brave girl. it's an organism of its own, and its decision-making is questionable at best. it's a creature, and they never let you forget that for a moment. a great change in comparison with the previous movies

the cloning philosophy in general! what is that character, how much human and alien is there in her, what are her emotions and does she have any at all (not to mention the general ethics of the cloning process that are of course brought into the light)

the themes of human experiment ethics, greedy corporations, human arrogance dooming all existence etc, always a win and is greatly delivered

monster-fucking paradise for anyone interested the creature design and an avalanche of really uncomfortable scenes that feel very wrong but very right at the same time. they were not afraid of pushing the boundaries, I tell ya

the film round-kicking you in the face with the delivery of blood family vs found family trope in the way you least expect

also, the fact that sigourney weaver was badass enough to say you know what? you're gonna pay me a shit ton of money if i'm doing it and i'm rewriting half the script to make my character as unhinged as i can AND GIRL DID SHE DELIVER (every fucking interviewer at a time was asking her a question along the lines of 'woman who the fuck do you think you are to be paid so much' it's insanely hilarious to watch), she also co-produced the film and ugh i love her she's a queen

and that was me rambling about alien 4: resurrection, please everyone watch it because it's brilliant

[zhongrin]

happy valentine's day! 💚

i'll be here imagining zhongli bringing you sweets and coffee from the airport restaurants while you wait because ughhh periods. oh also, safe flight! ✈️

i have listened to the sfw version on yt the first time i read your "flowering" fic but hoooooo i am afraid to listen to the full version (but yes, yes i should, i see no way around it lmaoooo)

mmmm possessive dom yan!haitham... ok apparently i'm just. just. weak. soooo weak. help--

(blind date hmm? how about i be greedy and take both interpretations? /bonked)

we've got our snacks packed ("tell me you're asian without telling you're asian" challenge /hj), but he did buy me hot chocolate (i asked for coffee and he went "no dear, caffeine will worsen your cramps." smh /affectionate) <3

i have arrived safely, ty for the well wishes <3 <3

mei and risu being weak for their respective yan!doms 🤝

i mean no one can say that you can't so- >:))

R I G H T?????

the smooth position switch, the spanking, the implication at the end.... hdifhdjfhsidhdlshd competitive al haitham and slightly domineering(?) zhongli..... ohhhhh goodddddddd....

AND THAT'S AZERU WITHOUT HIS NEW TRUE BINAURAL MIC!!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE THIS COMBO WITH HIS NEW MIC JAJDLSJSLDKDLSJD which reminds me i think he's currently streaming with that thing bc yk. valentine's day. ok brb imma hop in twitch-

[madchild-dennis]

Episode 3

Oh yea the interview...

Okayyy pomp and flare for the announcement.

I think M's past experience help her tackle the problems they face especially with race and the family.

Yea I wanted to hear the cute-meet for YEARS.

Oh yea it even changed my mind. But before her news came out I remember telling my dad (when it was a wrong rumoured persone with Prince Harry) or my sister. That I think Prince Harry needs a Black wife. That was based of the tabloids and NO clue much about him.

What did NETFLIX JUST SAYYY?????...let me rewind

Yesss they did...

Jamaica what?????????...mhmmm

YESSS NETFLIX TELL THE BLOODCLAAAT TRUTH. Loud it UPPP!!!

Mhmmmmm NOW remember what I said God said...mmmmhhmmmm

Walkabout???? Ammm what? Okay 🧐🤨. I guess I'm today year old when I found out what is a walkabout and that it is a thing. I always thought it was a meet and greet they had before a event, program or a thing.

HELL TO THE NO. That WILL NOT BE ME!!! No matter if the citizens eventually pay the Monarch. We are NOT your property. Just a FYI from NOW!!!

I'm absolutely GLAD they made this documentary, because Bruh. I didn't think I'll but the bad press did a number. This definitely CLEARED UP ALOT.

I didn't care if she's from Compton or is she was obsessed with Princess Diana. Or whatever else. But it DEFINITELY CLEARED who was really close to Meghan and who wasn't. Plus who are the opportunists. BECAUSSSEEEEEE!!!...

*inhale* *exhale* don't react to how nonchalant they have slavery as, that AFFECTS soooooo many lives even today. Let me go take a water break. 😑

Lol, yes trusty Google...

Wow that's a dope DRESS!!!

Where's He's suit

Oh that makes sense. Cause I was like where's the COLOUR!!!

Samantha Markle, is now ANNOYING, now that I watch this 😑. Before I didn't know what to think so no opinion. But now 😑

NOOOOO, she didn't get to go 😒😔😔😔

Now I completely don't like Samantha M...(another one 👀)

I'm sorry did NETFLIX just confirm what I said. 🧐🧐🧐🧐. I mean they what? Made sure their commercial & capitalistic interests are protect. Ehem. Ammm FYI I did NOT study all that in school. It was ALL GOD. Actually God is telling me that it's me. And my ability to understand human nature. Why the hell wouldn't GREEDY people make sure they keep getting and having money. It's still in their DNA and Do NOT what to wash it away. They LOVE the GREED. Anyway. Let me keep watching.

Smh, I guess as she died she got to honour it (her promise and love for the Commonwealth) and God protected her from seeing ME (& God) rip that shit up. What am I talking about; The Commonwealth.

Netflix out here SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!!

Yesss that line. "The [fucking] black people...are just as bad 50-100 years ago". And no FUCKING CARE!!!

I'm so glad I decided I'm standing up in THIS SHIT. See the amount of confirmations in ONE WHOLE FUCKING WEEK!!! DAMN!!!

Thank you M & H (and Netflix of course). I know they are your family but you're helping so sso many others heal. You WILL BE honoured for it.

Especially, Harry. Learning to be aware and NOW not just be blinded to the sins of their ancestors but to also be apart of the change to make it better by being BETTER. I loved that he slipped up and never just left it there. He is washing away the sins with Goodness, positive movement towards what's needed and not ignore it or forget it all. The victims generations later can't because it's still affects them NOw.

The whole father...etc thing, it was shocking but it never stuck with me when I saw the tabloids. And now seeing this, I think God wanted to clear it from tainting my view on this couple. Because... Yep.

Well I look forward to next week THURSDAY. 😁

[brotherhoodoftheblade]

Still reading Drums of Autumn and the blind acceptance of Jamie and Claire taking land from the British without an ounce of flak vs. the vilification Percy Wainwright just bugs me.

Right before Jamie's "If I am to live as a man, I must have a mountain" statement to Claire, it goes on about how Jamie was once a laird with his own land and tenants to look after but he'd lost all of that and so the inference is that he's somehow more entitled to accept colonized land without impunity to make up for his past loss. And I mean, like what even?? smh

Firstly, his land and status as a laird was a privilege gained via accident of birth and not something he earned for himself. Having been born into privileged circumstances doesn't then automatically entitle you to a life of privilege forevermore at every given opportunity, as though you're somehow inherently more exceptional than the average person (even though those of us who've read OL know all too well that the narrative whacks us over the head with Jamie's extraordinary King of Men-ness at bloody turn 🙄).

Jamie's longing to reclaim something of his previous position for sake of his own ego and desire for personal gain for himself and his family still didn't make it a wholly ethical decision. And Jamie Fraser is supposed to be all about honour, right?

Putting aside the issue of colonialism, which we know to be unequivocally wrong, what of the ethical implications of accepting charge of land belonging to the British Crown when Jamie knew the American War of Independence was only a handful a years away? A war that he knew perfectly well that the British were going to lose. Was it not incredibly bad faith to accept land from them under such circumstances? It's ethically barely removed from the intent to commit a large scale theft.

Strictly speaking this wasn't remotely ethical conduct of by the cultural mores of the era. So where exactly are all the accusations of dishonesty, disloyalty and opportunism where Jamie is concerned??

Nowhere, of course. Narrative and fandom bias strikes again.

Whereas similar, yet often unfounded, accusations constantly abound against Percy even though he, too, has only acted out of the desire for his own survival and societal betterment. But somehow one is the ever-honourable "King of Men" and the other is just a greedy and cowardly villain. Pffttt, okay then. 😐

Still reading Drums of Autumn and pffttt...I'm sorry, but I'm dying that Jamie decided to get in on that sweet colonization gig with the statement "If I am to live as a man, I must have a mountain". o.O

Alrighty then, dude. 😅💀

Another thing it's hard not to take note of is how Jamie is just as bad as John when it comes to talking about his honour all the time. Now, if they always spoke of honour in the sense of integrity and ethics it wouldn't get under my skin the way it does, but the "honour" they speak of most of the time is of their own reputation, their esteem in the eyes of others. They could replace the word "honour" with EGO and their meaning would be just the same.

It honestly smacks of pridefulness to me in a way that someone as religious as Jamie ought to know to be wary of. The virtue of humility? They never heard of it. :P

Also, the bit with Brianna and Roger where he's like, "I want you so let's get married". Geez, the hypocrisy of him giving Bre the judgemental third degree over her wanting to sleep with him without getting married when he'd already slept with who knows how many women before that without giving a fig about marriage before that. 🙄

[histoireettralala]

Echoing what @joachimnapoleon reblogged about XIXth century historians, here’s something Méneval wrote about Bernadotte :)

Napoleon's clemency emboldened such characters as to do new wrongs that the Emperor forgot to remember only the services that had been rendered to him. Even after blind fortune had bolstered Bernadotte on a throne to which the absence of any virtue gave him so few titles, after he had reaped the fruit of his past betrayals and recent disloyalty, when the satisfaction of his ambitious desires seemed to have to make him benevolent and willing to take a critical look at himself, he could not refrain from giving vent to bitter and withering words about Napoleon, the first author of his fortune. The appalling catastrophe which ended the Emperor's reign, this august misfortune, the memory of Napoleon's blessings and of an indulgence of which Bernadotte had so often experienced the effects, failed to touch this naturally ungrateful heart, which envy and his unbridled ambition had made remorseless.

Bernadotte's avarice and the cunning means he used to avoid paying off his debts or to gain advantages over his foreign creditors earned him the nickname of crowned harpagon, allowing him to leave when he died a considerable treasure of more than 30,000,000 francs.

Claude-François de Méneval, Mémoires pour servir à l'histoire de France sous Napoléon Ier de 1802 à 1815 - Tome 2 (Paris, 1894), p. 382

Translator’s note: Harpagon is a character of classical French literature, embodying greed and avarice. Maybe “crowned Scrooge” would be the English equivalent.

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

I had the greatest request idea ever

Okay so here me out

Octavinelle (all three together) end up stuck in their s/o's world. They can still do magic, but they just stick with them and do what they do.

Now, s/o's school has no dorms... so the trio are technically homeless. Not to worry, s/o will house them! ...They'll just have to hide the two super tall and one super greedy boys the brought home. Good thing Azul has an invisibility spell!

They'd definitely follow s/o around at school and mess with smh...

I'm rambling, sorry, but yeah that's my request creative liberties have fun you can ignore this if you want.

-Quinn

The OctoTrio In Yuu's Apocolypse!World

I am going extra; Yuu is from an apocalypse and lives in a fallout/nuclear bunker colony. Let's give these mfers a real fright in time for Halloween. Also, there are unnamed NPCs Yuu interacts with aside from one random Disney character I added, hehehe. If you want me to redo those and see the trio actually react a bit more lightheartedly to apocalypse life, lemme know. I'm kinda not proud of this at all.

Per usual. Yuu is Gn and kinda traumatized to add flavor. POV switching from 2nd (you/your) to 3rd (Yuu/They). Yuu and the Trio are kind of frenemies. Possible typos

No… No. No no no no no no no nO NO NO NO NO. You're back here again. That stupid fucking tanuki—! You glare at the memory. A simple lab gone wrong. 

****

What was supposed to be a heartwarming personal project had turned quickly into a nightmare. Grim had not only knocked over all the electronics you were using, but he also ended up spilling every single ingredient and chemical you had near you into one toxic stew. To make matters worse, it appeared that he had gotten into some sort of trouble, judging by how all three Octotrio members were assailing him.

At least it couldn’t get any worse…. It got worse.

The electronics and the chemicals reacted exactly opposite to what you wanted. Instead of bringing something to you, you were now being sucked in. To add insult to injury, the bastard that caused this didn’t even get sucked. Instead, the three other bastards that you wish would have been literally anyone else were falling with you… 

The feeling of atoms splitting and reassembling yourself wasn’t as nauseous as last time. You were sure by the sound of the trio that they would disagree… It was going to be one rough landing…

****

Just what happened here… Why was the air so harsh to breathe in? Azul felt as though something was assaulting and scratching at his throat with each breath in. He let out a few coughs, not noticing how Yuu cringed at the sound. Jade’s eyes felt as though they were burning, another wave of nausea washed over him, but it was a different feeling from before. This nausea wasn’t because of movement. He felt sick like something was wrong… Perhaps it was a mix of fear and stress? He hoped so.

“Yuu. Where are we?” Azul’s voice took on a very forced calm as he clenched his hands into fists, trying not to shake as he looked up at the dark smog-filled sky. Jade and Azul stared at Yuu as they closed their eyes pensively. “This place… Is what remains of my home. That is all you need to know.” Yuu’s voice shook slightly. They turned around and snagged the trios' hats on the ground, muttering something about scent trails.

Jade looks around, trying to figure out just what kind of situation he’s in. His and his family's safety was the most important thing right now. The mer swallowed a lump in his dry throat, looking out at a wasteland. Green grassy fields were charred black. Distant mountains looked altered and unnatural, as if they’d been destroyed. Ruins of old ghost towns ransacked RV homes, and leveled cities can be seen from the weird hill they were on, acting as the only landmark. 

Fear started to build within Jade with the unfamiliarity and eeriness of it all. It felt too calm, too quiet. Something was wrong here… Floyd glanced over at his brother as if sensing his discomfort. “According to my scanner, lead, and radiation levels here are low. It's safe to travel without masks or suits… Perfect.” Yuu smiled. Is this why shrimpy always had that weird mask on? Floyd thought as he eyed the gas mask in their arm.

Soon, Floyd spoke up.

“Ne ne, shrimpy? So like, when can we get out of here?”

 “Yes, I have a similar question. How are we going to get home?” 

“I have a good guess. I'll go to the same place I did last time when I fell into your world?” Azul listed a brow. “Which is…?” Yuu shoved the trio's hats into the bulky backpack they wore. “Going to the happiest place on earth, as they call it,” Yuu spoke, completely serious. “And if it doesn’t work… I'll help you adjust to your new magicless life here.”

“Ehh! I don't want to stay here! This place is a dump!” “I know, Floyd.” “There’s nothing to do!” “I know, Floyd.”

Jade suddenly butted in from where he stood. “Actually, that… project, for lack of a better term, was the reason we’re here, yes?” “That’s right, why would you want to come back to… This…” Azul interjected,

 “You guys ruining it is what brought us here. I wasn't trying to go back; I was trying to bring…” Yuu stopped themselves, “Ugh, never mind. Look, I have one thing to do today before we leave… hopefully.” “You can't be serious!” Azul snapped. 

Yuu practically snarled, “Um, I AM serious. So suck it up before I leave you out here to die. You were all responsible for getting us into this mess. You have no right to complain!” Yuu glared at them before walking over to what looked to be a small campsite. Among it was a small bunker that was heavily locked up. Yuu went behind it for a moment before emerging again.

They wheeled out a sleek motorcycle built for speed. A small sidecar was attached to it. The inside looked personalized with stickers and marker scribbles. There was even a tiny helmet fit for a child. Stickers covered the helm as well. Yuu snagged the helmet and shoved it into a side compartment of their bike. “Get in, you three.” The survivor spoke while adjusting their mask onto their face. “We’re going to the bunker town.”

****

Azul sat in the sidecar, hugging his knees as the twins pressed themselves flat against you. Floyd was standing while holding onto Jade, looking out into the horizon as you sped along. The ride acted as an excellent distraction for Floyd, making him forget about the dangers this world poses. He would barely even notice the gunfire happening in the distance as you sped up past it, approaching a town in the distance.

Despite this, everything felt… wrong. The air hurt his lungs. The sky is bleak; the world is silent. Occasionally they drove by a pile of something awful that was rotting. “Those things were once human,” Yuu would say. He couldn’t help but wonder how. The shrimpy’s behavior in NRC made sense to him now. How they always wore a mask, stocked up on food, and even set traps around their home. Floyd grumbles in the memory of hanging from the ceiling from when he first entered Ramshackle.

As the adrenaline from the joyride wore off, a strange sense of dread hung in the air as they approached the town, the ocean next to it looked… gross.

****

Soon they pulled up to what appeared to be a community of bunkers. The sign to the town was run down and worn. Despite the appearance of rusty bunkers, each one had their own colors and personality. Many shops and street markets were everywhere as traders sold their goods. Children played on the grass with their decorated gas masks. Dogs, birds, and cats wandered the area. For such a dead place, the community was alive. The ocean washed up mountains upon mountains of plastic and crates that people sifted through. No wonder Yuu was so worried about microplastics….

Yuu’s speed slowed as they came to a halt amongst the people walking about. A few turned their head at the sigh of Yuu, the ones that were unmasked looked as though they saw a ghost. Yuu propped their bike up against the small bunker of another shopkeeper. Her window was propped open as the prices of various cuts of meat were advertised from within. Azul slid out of the sidecar as the other jumped off, drawing the attention of the old butcher from within.

“Yuu? Is that you? Geez, kid, we thought you died out there!” “I don’t die easy… Still, it's good to see you… And it seems business is good as well” The old woman’s eyes crinkle as she used her knife to gesture behind you. “And they are?” Yuu pauses for a moment, “Partners.” 

“Ne ne~ Little Shrimpy is so serious today, yeesh. So now, all of a sudden, you can talk?” The people around the bunker stared in shock, a few muttering. Floyd could hear the whispers of ‘did they seriously say that to them?!’ ‘Yuu is gonna kill him' and so on. So much annoying noise in his eyes.

“What? Why’re staring at me for?!” One customer looked between the masked eel, then the hooded human, once, then twice. Yuu waved their hand down a few times, and the crowd hesitantly obeyed, looking away and continuing about their day. “My, you’re well known around here…” Jade jokes, eliciting an eye roll from Yuu, who takes off their customized mask. The human turns to the woman in the bunker.

“I’m going to leave my bike here, miss… I have matters to attend to…” The young human scowled before sighing. “Hmm, aren’t you afraid someone would take it?” Jade asks quizzically. “No one would have the balls. I’m well known around here…” Yuu started to walk off just for Azul to sputter. “Wh-Wha- Where are you going?!” “To do something.”

“You can’t just leave us alone! We’re not from here!” 

“Now you know how I felt.” 

“Yuu!”

****

The trio follows Yuu into a large and seemingly run-down building. The rusty door on the outside had “MEDBAY” sprayed onto it. Opening the heavy door, Azul was pleased to see that the inside of the building was much cleaner than the outside suggested.

It looked just like a genuine medical building, all modernized with the best equipment. It was air-conditioned and freshly cleaned. Kids' drawings and posters decorated the walls. A few run-down couches and chairs made up humble waiting areas in front of the main ‘desk’ of the room, which consisted of a long table. Yuu went up to it and started talking to the person going through piles of paperwork. The person froze and stuttered at the sight of Yuu.

Azul began to zone out, uninterested in their interaction. He allowed his eyes to wander. The twins noticed and followed Azul. There was a small board listing all of the people that donated to the construction of the medical bay. Azul strutted over to it for a second, noting just how much Yuu appeared on there. Thank you for donating an x-ray machine. We thank Yuu for their most recent adventure, bringing back 15 medical kits and a brand new microscope. Azuls eyes scanned quickly, Yuu brought over medical equipment of all kinds. 

Even the kid’s drawing had drawings of Yuu as well. “Ehe seems like Shrimpy is pretty popular around here~ Wonder why. All the kids love them, though!” Jade chuckles, “These drawings are unique, to say the least.” He snickers at a few that depict Yuu in a very unflattering way. Azul also smirks but starts to think, is this why they came back here?

****

Yuu trailblazed down the hallway of the building like a damned bat out of hell. Azul sputtered to catch up with them as Floyd ran right behind Yuu, enjoying this fun ‘game’ they’re playing. Their frame suddenly stops in front of a well-decorated and glittery door covered in cute drawings of candy, among other things. Yuu’s hand hesitantly reached for the doorknob.

“Caught you, Shrimpy!” Floyd exclaims, holding onto the survivor. They smacked into the door, and Yuu pushed off Floyd. “What the actual fuck is wrong with you!” They hissed. “Yeesh, calm down, Shrimpy! Your such a downer~” Azul watched nervously between the pair as sparks flew. Jade was getting ready to intervene. 

“Yuu? Is that you? Are you here?” A small voice sounded from within the room. The anger from Yuu’s stance disappeared, and a hopeful glint returned to their eyes. The door opened to reveal a young girl. 

She was absolutely tiny, smaller than most children. Her large amber lies looked up at Yuu with admiration and shock. Her black hair was slicked back into a ponytail held up by a ribbon decorated with little candy charms along her hair. She wore a green hoodie embroidered with small candies along with old rips. A tiny skirt peaked out from underneath, practically engulfed by her hoodie. She stepped back and opened the door more as she stood there, holding onto her green leggings before sticking them in her hoodie.

The girl and Yuu stared at each other for a moment. “Vanellope, I—“ “You idiot!” The girl yelled and charged into Yuu. Azul watched as the girl sobbed into Yuu's legs before Yuu scooped them up into a hug. “Where were you? I was so worried. I-I was— was— afraid something happened!” She choked between sobs, “To you! Everyone said you were gone!” For the first time the trio had seen, Yuu shed a tear. 

“I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to…” “You better explain everything!” Vanellope pushed away from Yuu and pouted before glancing over at the trio behind her. “Who are they?” Yuu paused briefly and looked back at Jade, Floyd, and Azul. “… Friends…”

“Oh? Are they your best friends?” Vanellope asked, smirking. “Well, are we?” Jade asked with a smug smirk that Floyd and Azul also shared. “Yes. We are.” The girl in Yuu’s arms starts laughing. “You're so full of it! Haha! It's so obvious!” Yuu sighs as they set Vanellope down and enter her room.

****

The room was small, but homey. There was a small desk with some coloring crayons and a few toy cars on the desk and floor. A few candy streamers hung from the wall, and a few posters hung up on the wall. Trinkets, toys, plushies, and books were sprawled about. Everything was candy themed in the child’s room. 

In the corner near the window, however, was a hospital bed, a small table with paperwork piled on it. Floyd noticed how stiff Yuu became as they stared at the corner and looked over at Jade. Usually, Floyd could tell how his brother felt, but his expression was unreadable even to him.

“Soooo….” Vanellope trails off, pulling some small stools and chairs to her bed that she sits on, candy corn plush in her lap. She beamed excitedly with her childish innocence. “Tell me everything!” 

Yuu chucked and set their bag down, sifting through it. Azul peaked over to notice them pulling out trinkets of all sorts. Among them were a few shells he recognized from the Coral Sea, along with a plush they got from the museum souvenir shop. A few more trinkets popped out, and Azul realized that Yuu had been collecting things their entire time while in NRC.

****

“And then that's when Riddle yelled ‘off with your head!’ Super loudly, and you won't believe what happens next!” Jade nearly snorted at the exaggeration as he listened to Yuu’s very watered-down, kiddie-friendly story of some of their times in college. It did work; Vanellope was on the edge of her seat with anticipation. Azul had never seen Yuu this expressive or soft for anyone. It was a very new side to them that he would be sure to make a note of.

Floyd watched on at the kids babbling, her legs swinging as she gripped the new eel plush in her lap. He smirked and joined in on the storytelling, making sounds with his mouth to replicate what happened and even acting some parts out, much to Vanellope's delight. Jade let a quiet chuckle and glanced over at Azul, who was watching the domestic scene unfold. A frown crossed his face.

“Oya? What’s wrong, Azul? Homesick?” Azul looked over at Jade for a moment before leaning in and whispering. “Oh shush, you are too but besides that. Aren’t we in a hospital?” Jade nods for a moment before his eyes widen a bit in realization. “You think this girl, Vanel—“

“Oh, oh! What about this one? Where did you get this one from?” Vanellope asks, holding up the plush eel Yuu pulled out from earlier. Yuu chuckled, “Oh, that comes from the Coral Sea, a dangerous place deep underground!” “Oh, oh, tell me more!” “Actually, I was thinking Azul should, you see, he grew up living in the deep sea!” 

Yuu nudged Azul cheekily, “Right, Azul? I’m sure you can tell her some amazing stories…” Azul narrowed his eyes for a moment before clearing his throat. “Of course, let me think…” Floyd suddenly pulled Vanellope onto his shoulders. “Oh, I know one! Me and my brother here one time fought a huge sturgeon for his scales! C’mon, Jade, you remember!” Jade hummed before nodding his head. “Yes, yes, I remember it going a little like this….”

****

As stories dragged on, the group found themselves playing with the girl as well. Floyd manhandled and let the little menace crawl and climb all over him like a jungle gym and showing off his height by holding her to the ceiling. Azul even found himself playing dolls with the girl, and Jade would often help her build strange racetracks for her toy cars. As time went on, the girl became more mellow with drowsiness.

Yuu’s happy expression dropped to a more somber one. “Well, that was all that happened when I was gone; how have you been holding up since? I’m sorry I wasn’t here to provide for you…” Vanellope’s happy grin dropped as she sat herself on her bed, kicking her feet again. Yuu’s expression dropped further. “How is your condition, gumdrop?”

Vanellope's energetic self from minutes earlier was gone, and her eyes watered. “They say that I’m not going to make it, Yuu. My condition is worsening every day… I heard a nurse say…” Her voice trailed off as she started to sob, “That I’m dying very soon."

Vanelllope shook and wiped away her tears, trying her absolute best to be a big girl. Yuu held back their grief and held onto their little sister, squeezing her tight. Silent sobs echoed throughout the room. Azul looked away awkwardly, feeling as if he was intruding on something. Floyd’s cheery attitude dropped as well, and even Jade was sympathetic. 

****

“I need to find her; I need to go back!” Jade pressed his back against the wall outside the headmaster's room as he eavesdropped. “What do you mean that I can't go back?! I need to go back! I have someone waiting for me! I need to take care of her!” 

Jade smirked as the drama unfolded from behind the door. “Please, Crowley! It’s been a month! Surely you found something! I love her!” How poor and unfortunate and utterly juicy. He strutted off, ready to inform Azul about a possible contract.

****

“Fuck you, Azul.”

“Pardon?”

“I said: Fuck. You. Asshole.”

Azul can feel Yuu glaring at him through their mask. Yuu snagged the contract out of his hand and ripped it. “What the fuck s wrong with you, Ashengrotto?!” Azul felt a cold sweat coming on. “You send one of your weird lackeys to spy on me and are trying to get me some ‘other girl’ ?!” 

Azul held up his hands. “You’ve got it all wrong,” Azul speaks calmly, “We simply heard that you were lonely, and believe me when I say that I can help you find love or a new girlfriend if you—“ “Girlfriend? GIRLFRIEND?!”

It was a good thing Floyd was there to drag Yuu away from lunging at Azul. A paralysis spell had to be cast on them, and even then, they could still fight against it due to the amount of rage coursing through their body. Floyd laughed at their struggle before throwing them out of the dorm. 

Ever since then, Yuu has hated the trio. When it came time to try and stop Azul’s contracts, by Crowley's demand, it became much more awkward. Yuu was practically ready to rip Azul apart the minute he opened his mouth.

That’s not even mentioning the fights they got into with Floyd that ended up messing up the cafeteria. The memory swirled in Azul's head, and he felt a newfound disgust at his actions.

****

“… I’m breaking you out of here, gumdrop.” Yuu states. The girl looks up with wide eyes. “Grab your stuff and shove it in my bag. We’re going.” The girl smiled and ran to grab all of her things, shoving cars, toys, and plushies of all kinds into Yuu's bag. Whatever they couldn’t fit, Jade happily held onto. Floyd held onto the girl as the Yuu, Jade, and Azul crowded around him and speed-walked about of vicinity before any nurses could stop them.

****

Vanelope happily sat in front of Yuu as they sped alongside the polluted beach until they were far away from town. Only then did Yuu stop, and everyone got off once more. “There. We’re away from everyone and close to getting these guys home.” Yuu put their hands on their hips and nodded.

Vanellope took off her petite and decorated helmet and looked out at the sea. “‘Zul, Floyd, didn’t you say the ocean where you’re from is clear? Not all full of plastic and stuff?” The child walked along the shore, kicking at trash that washed up. Azul looked out, disgusted with everything he saw in what would be his home. Now he understood why Yuu wanted to check any lead or plastic levels in all their food before eating. “Yes, definitely better than this.”

“Lucky. I always wondered what the ocean would be like. If you try and swim in here, you’ll get sick or poked with something sharp.” The kid poked at the sand, drawing shapes along it. “I always wanted to go out and explore and go super fast on a bike or car, but I got sick… So I had to stay inside…” Yuu frowned as they sat near their bike, allowing their sister to talk to the others.

“They said that there’s some weird stuff with my body, so I can't go outside much; I always hated it! I wanted to explore just like Yuu does and go collect all sorts of things from everywhere! …” Vanellope's voice became hushed so that Yuu couldn’t hear. “Sometimes I wonder why they stick around instead of driving off and find a better place than here…” 

Floyd looked down and squatted down. “Well, your outta that place now. Why can't you go explore?” Vanellope looked up at the mage. “I am very sick, so it can make it worse.” “The doc said your already dyin’, so what gives? May as well go out and explore.”

Jade nods. “That is true. After all, wouldn’t you like to see a real sea before you die?” Vanellope beams, “Yes, yes! There's so much stuff I want to do! I want to go fast, and I want to explore!” The girl rambles on and on and on for a good while, lifting up the mood once again.

“Vanellope.” Yuu interrupts. “I have to take these assholes home.” “Hey, how come you can curse but I can’t” “You’re not old enough to, now listen. I’m gonna take these guys back home, but what sort of adventure would you like to do?”

The child stood up. “Wait, me? Really? I mean, what about you? Don’t you have better stuff to do?” “I always wanted to make you happy, and if it were up to me, I would have taken you with me and driven off years ago, far away from here. The only thing I have regretted was waiting.” Yuu pats the girl's head. “So what’ll it be? You wanna explore the wasteland? Or go see the sea?”

[33roda]

imagine cbt (cock & ball torture) with childe cause he’s a masochistic whore and bc he’s got a thick cock

you start off with giving him some slaps to his cock and crush his balls

but childe is a greedy little bitch so ofc he would beg for more, something more painful

so you then proceed to blindfold him and drip down some hot wax all over his cock. the blindfold heightens up his senses and prevents him from seeing what you’re doing so when the hot wax drops down onto his cock? ugh 😩🙏 he wasn’t expecting something hot dripping down, but he absolutely loves it. he’s whipped for that hot, stinging sensation of the hot wax. and since he’s blindfolded, he won’t know when the wax will drip down so it just turns him on even more cause he won’t be expecting it; the wax would drip down at random speeds and he’s loving it so much. when the wax dries and you peel it off? this cutie would moan so prettily cause he absolutely loves the sensation of the peeling. and when you take off his blindfold so he can see what you did to his cock: it’s all hard and leaking, and he can see the pattern of the wax on his pretty cock <3 such a shame it won’t last forever though :(

and just imagine laughing at him cause of how hard he got because of the pain 😩 poor baby would feel so humiliated and complain saying you’re so mean but you both know how much he loves it <3

but now imagine the above, but he ends up cumming without permission. oh how disappointed he made his mommy :( this calls for a punishment, right?

have his arms bound behind his back and make him count each slap you give to his poor leaking cock

and when he messes up and says the wrong number? oh dear, seems like we have to start at zero again. what a shame

poor baby can’t cum either cause of that thick sounding rod in his urethra.

so you keep slapping his cock until he can finally reach the certain number (a 100 maybe? if you’d like to be more cruel, 200 it is ☺️).

also imagine moving the rod in and out of his urethra and keep hitting his prostate with the rod??? 😩🙏 he would complain how it’s so unfair and that he can’t focus on counting when you’re doing that (he still wouldn’t be able to focus even if you didn’t move the rod, smh🙄)

but when he’s finished with his punishment, make sure to milk him real good for completing it <3

also side note, I really just wanna deepthroat childe cause this man has a thick ass cock 😩 just image his shaky thighs squeezing around your head as you deepthroat him so good he can’t think <3

(also can I be 🍡 if it’s not taken already? this is the same anon who sent the albedo threesome 🙌)

i can't believe i almost missed this,, i love the idea of slapping his cock so much. alternating between hard slaps and soft slaps, faking comforting him in between just to give him another hard slap. the look on his face when you hit him,,, his eyebrows turned up, eyes closed and taking ragged breaths as he tries to recompose himself between hits. when he has, he gives you a dirty masochistic smile, eyes teary as if asking you for more.

when you're done you kiss all over his cock, like giving it little apologies before sucking on his tip teasingly. he begs you so much, "wasn't i a good boy already?" just easing you to take him whole. his lovely little whimpers as you hear the gagging noises from the back of you throat... so cute :(

also of course you can be 🍡 anon!! that's such a cute one,,

[sleppythesilly]

I've decided every cover is canon, I don't care if it's a cover story or not, it's all canon.

No wonder Luffy immediately liked Usopp.

A WHOLE ASS CROCK POT?

So Usopp's funny thing is that all his lies become true right? If we count the straw hat fleet that's almost 6k, which is far from 80 million but he's on his way to it.

Brb opening a restaurant called "food"

Correct, it's hilarious.

When you see the turds on his suit you don't unsee them. T.B Skyen actually has a great video talking about the SCHMUCK right here.

The scumbag is even using actual abuse tactics of separating the victim from their friends. Oda is so beast.

NOW you're getting it Nami.

Usopp's face says it all.

Don't feel like giving context, not even a little, great shot composition tho.

Careful Zoro he'll get more brain damage.

Oda has a gift for building up how much we hate antagonists.

Get it, like how Usopp was white washed.

Child runs in fear after seeing Michael Jackson.

Can't wait for Adams Sandler and Eminem to show up

Idc this is the funniest series of all time.

Butt-ler you dumbass, you need at least one person to witness the will signing.

This guy is such a fucking dipshit, can't even notice Luffy catching ZZZ's.

ZORO NO!

This bozo really had an entire crew of grown ass men wearing cat ears and yet he still wanted more, smh what a greedy bozo. IF I HAD A CREW WEARING CAT EARS...well I'll just shut up before I say too much.

MY HEART

And Usopp really keeps saying he's a coward after this.

Nami with the bandana....

ODA YOU DRAW THE SICKEST DRIP!

This is the worst thing that can happen in any event, neither of these two should be left unsupervised.

Thank you Oda Sensei

Aight this will be a one piece thread, sorry to everyone following me who doesn't care.

Alvida you're lucky you never learned how wrong you are.

Yeah Luffy has that effect on people.