#//see. i should prolly just ask my mom

[keeps-ache]

hi. i'm confused :)

[lizandbo]

okie doks, so i would like a hc where bokuto, kuroo, and maybe tsukishima react to seeing their volleyball player! girlfriend play for the first time

i love your blog btw :) it makes me happy <3

Volleyball player!reader x kuroo, bokuto and tsukishima

I’m so so glad that my writing makes you happy, plus this ask is like 100 years cuz time management is not a thing for me

Masterlist

Tsukishima

Before I say anything else HE WILL LAUGH WHEN YOU MESS UP

When you tell him that you play volleyball he might not believe you until he sees it with his very own eyes

He would believe you but ✨trust issues✨

If you ever invite him to one of your matches he just either gives a glare and says a monotone “ok” or grunt in response 

But most times he goes to your games without you knowing 

Tsukishima wants to see when do your best without the pressure of people yk watching you

Cuz honestly I feel that wholeheartedly 

But man when he does see you?

Bros gonna explode from being flustered 

He thinks that you honestly look really hot, but he never ever gonna say that

Not even when he’s being held by gunpoint, which honestly who would ask that question if you were being held by gunpoint?

Anygays 

He just appreciates your work ethic in volleyball

Not being too annoying and obnoxious about volleyball or not giving a fuck with his standards 

Nice balance 

and at some point you motivate him to push on his own hobbies (more so volleyball)

When you catch sight of him you whip your head around to get a double take almost getting whiplash in the process

He just covers his mouth and snickers by the confusion of your face just now realizing that he did attend your match after all

You shuffled up to him half bashful half excited to see tsuki

You wrapped your arms around his middle and he stared back to, giving you a little headpat 

“Sooo how did I do? Since you’ve been stalking me like a dimwit”

“You did better than last time ig, moron”

“You were here last time too??” 

“Now see your the dimwit here since you didn’t even realize I’m coming to your stupid games”

“Awww tsuki I thought would’ve never be here:(“

“Your an official dimwit” tsukishima says with a blush darkening 

Bokuto

He knew you played volleyball cuz he always has asked you how was your day? Every single fucking day

Even before you were dating

It might get a lil annoying sometimes but baby boy genuinely wants to hear about your day

Prolly at some point interrupts you by accident but once he realized he apologizes so damn much 

But a simple “it’s ok bo” is enough for him lmao

ANYWAYS 

IS SO PROUD OF YOU WHEN YOU PLAY

ALWAYS YELLS LETS GO Y/N OR HEY HEY HEYYYY THATS MY S/O

Vvvv proud baby 

Whatever position you play he’s so so so supportive 

“Y/n! That’s such a great set im so proud of you”

“I KNEW YOU COULD DO SO WELL BABY”

“HEY HEY HEY! That spike was so accurate, you should have a kiss as an award! Come her baby”

“BLOCK THEM BASTARDS! YEAHHH”

When the match/ practice is over he’ll quite literally jump and attack you with a bear hug smothering you to absolute death

You guys go to your car him carrying you bride style  and finding a withered mess of half dead rose petals in the passenger seat cuz bo was so focused on seeing you than bringing the damn bouquet of flowers he was gonna give you

“Well… maybe I’m just distracted by incredibly sexy and hot partn-“

“OKAY BOKUTO, LETS JUST GET IN THE DAMN CAR”

“Your also very cute when you stammer like that”

“Booooo”

Kuroo 

Also a vvv proud baby

Found out by having the volleyball match delayed and you coming home late

Quite literally did the mom “and where were you?” Thing on you

But he was concerned for his baby cuz you could’ve gotten kidnapped

You told him that you were at a game of yours and he was appalled 

“And you never thought that I would like to go?” Pouts like a little girl in a playful way

“Well I just never thought you wanted to go since your always so busy”

“Bullshit, I’d do anything for you” he practically manhandled you onto the bed and cuddled there

“Oh really? Anything??” Your eyes sparkled as he met your eyes with a small smile

“Yes baby, anything. Your my one and only”

“Ok so would you do the dishes for me? Oh oh and cook dinner too that would be absolutely fantastic”

Rooster wasn’t too happy with that response smh

SKJDJDJD I GET SO DISTRACTED ANYWAYS

rooster baby would go to any games when he has free time 

Analyzes your movements a lot 

But he’s never deeply judging you in a negative way, he’s just observing 

Becomes your personal trainer but would never push you too hard 

Always after matches no matter if you win or not he’ll always have some version of “you did well baby, now drink some water I’m not letting you be dehydrated”

Always gives you a meaningful hug too

Kisses are also a definite must

One on your forehead, nose and three on the lips

It’s like a secrete combination just between the two of you

Even tho it’s not even like a lock or some shit

It always amazing him how you do certain things when your focused into your game

Sometimes laughs at how cute you are

Just being a proud parent boyfriend is all you need

[mysteriaqueen]

well shit. looks like y'all got me writing for this fandom once again.

context post. basically florida's three braincells deciding to work together instead of shouting over each other and there's gonna be hell to pay.

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"Hey Loui?"

"What's up, sha?"

"If something's connected to one part of the internet, it's connected to everything right?"

"Mhm."

"Nevada was talking about how he got these super cool remote controlled fish tank thermometers right?"

"......... Mhmmm"

"So couldn't we-"

"I'ma text Mary an' ask him to find out from California how all o' dat works."

"[floridian chuckles] Cool."

(spongebob voice) a few moments later

"Hey, hon. I saw that you sent me a text but I still can't quite work this phone properly. Whacha need, Lousianna?"

"Me n' Florida was wonderin' how Nevada's fish tank thermometers work. Was hopin' you could figure it out and explain it to us."

"Maybe try California. He wouldn't mind you asking."

"Oh, okay, hon."

Before Mary leaves he gives the two of them looks. Not because he suspects shenanigans (he does because mom sense but he thinks whatever this is will be harmless or a learning experience) but because

"I don't know what reason y'all have for avoidin' 'Fornia but ya best not be tryna ruin his day. Poor boy can't make a real friend no way."

"Yes, Mary." "Yes, Mary."

"Good."

He walks off, mumbling to himself about how on earth he's gonna understand this well enough to explain it to them.

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i guess this is a part one? yeah this is a part one. should i just reblog this with part two? or make it its own post? eh i'll prolly reblog tbh. anyways @mur-art. if someone else wants to be tagged about this lmk.

editted: fixed my silly little mistakes i didn't see bc i was too excited to write

[crystalskyz]

lore dump about ruby. I beg.

YES I WILL!!! (I just an evil little giggle XD ) this takes place in the tts universe. Vat7k is cannon to this au(?) too! Get ready for a whole ass novel!

She was born into a very financially well off family and lived in a nice neighborhood. They were actually nice people too and raised her well. Her dad taught her to fight and her mom how to sew and stuff like that. Her mom gave her the knife you see in her hair. It has her mom’s name, Rose, engraved on the blade. Her parents ended up dying in a carriage accident when she was 10. Without her parents she didn’t know what to do- so she ended up roaming the streets and steeling food. One day a man named José finds her and takes her in. José works for Donella (the “evil” lady from 7 kingdoms). He doesn’t rlly live in a house, he has one of those carts that carries hay and stuff and he lives in that lol. So he and Ruby travel around basically doing fetch quests for people but occasionally get smuggling and stealing jobs from Donella. After a few years they end up breaking away from Donella and go off to do their own thing. One day they get a job in Corona, their jobs are like, bring these crates of strawberries to this store in a different city, or, take these sheep to this farmer, and stuff like that. They’re in Corona for a few days and hear about a teen (or at least that’s what the papers say) that’s in prison. (Ruby is around 15 here btw.) she and José don’t think that someone who they are told is Ruby’s age should be in the kingdoms dungeons. That doesn’t seem fair to them. So- Ruby decides to break him out. Ruby, José, and now an on the run Varian start traveling again and doing jobs and stuff. While they’re in the road again I think they would prolly see Rapunzel and co a few times- Not interact yet tho. I don’t remember exactly why (I’ll figure it out later lol) but Ruby, José, and Varian come back to Corona. They are approached by the Saporian separatists who ask Varian to build stuff for them, and they’d pay him both in money and a reversal to the amber solution (that they don’t have) in return. He takes the deal but doesn’t fully trust them. Mainly to get on their good side. Throughout him working with the Saporians, he and Ruby confirm that they are not gonna do good things with the stuff Varian’s making. The Saporians do still wipe the king and queen memories (with a stolen potion) and take control over Corona. Varian and Ruby make a plan to get out of the deal and hopefully free Corona from the Saporians control. The night before they put their plan into action, Varian is working on his side project, an actual reversal to the amber solution. An accident happens and Varian gets ambered. Ruby got woken up at some point and tries to help but ends up with a shattered her knife and a lotta guilt. (Imma write a fic for that at some point) Ruby (José went back on the road on his own and Ruby stayed in Corona with Varian) ends up going to the Dark Kingdom via stolen hot air balloon to find Rapunzel. So instead of Raps and co finding Ulf and Shorty that take them home- it’s a very traumatized and angry Ruby XD. She convinces them to come help her and brings them back to Corona. Taos uses the Decay incantation to unamber Varian and his father. (I actually came up with that point before I got to that ep- so I was shocked that I accidentally predicted it when I watched it XD ) the rest of season 3 happens like normal but smack my oc in there lol.

and that’s all I feel like writing for today! I have lore for vat7k- and I didn’t even mention bourbon!! 😭 he’s my friends oc- they meet when Ruby, José, and Varian are on the road and Bourbon and Ruby become friends. I’ll def write all sorts of lore detail head cannon stuff for them more often on here :3

[dumb-doll-lips]

Bc I just keep not doing work or responding to text messages I should, I present to you a rambley venting post inspired by the end thoughts of my last ask. But like small text bc feelings are weird.

I feel like I always like the idea of making little polls around stuff I have going on. But never sure how to make a poll out of like this. I feel like I feel little like broken for not having any female friends I feel like I can be myself around them and like be excited to see them. Like things just feel a lot easier when sex is involved, like sex is a buffer in a way where I feel I can be more honest and authentic and if that doesn’t come off as people pleasing as I often feel I need to be tbat it’s like okay bc we’re getting sex out of it and sex is great. And like a solid layer of mommy issues going on to.

Def thought daddy issues would be like more my thing. And like def there. But my relationship w my mom I think has made female friendships harder for me for sure.

But I’m not sure any of this translates to a poll where I’d give like prolly only options for answers that make me feel like I’m not alone w this. Sometimes it bothers me that I don’t feel close to any women I know. Feels very not a ���girl’s girl,’ or whatever. Like girls always seem great. But feel much harder to feel comfortable around them for me. Much more scared of feeling judged and like an outside and like I’m not good enough at being nice and friendly, def were a bunch of the feeling like I’m bad person stuff comes along. Blah. I dunno. Would be cool to hear if anyone finds this relatable, but also like hoping people don’t.

[catlover-multifandom]

Free characters as things I’ve heard people say/saw people do at my university

I made a list the first day of classes in August. classes end next week, so its finally time to get the compiled list out! context is provided for some of them. I prolly have enough to make more but here’s just a few of them. I would’ve done my list of memorable campus events but one of said events went viral on twitter and I’d rather not expose what university I go to at the moment! Internet safety kids!

(below the cut! so it’s not too big!)

Haru: “astigmatism, nepotism, autism, we’ve got all the tisms here!”

Makoto: “I’m so frickin tired.”

Nagisa: “hey wanna stab someone?” “you like stabbing? a girl after my own heart!” “well, stab you later!”

Rei: “you pirate Disney movies because they are a multibillion dollar international corporation, and you are a broke college student making 15 dollars an hour at your job”

Rin: (I asked a dude how he’s able to wear 3 piece suits at 9AM everyday) “it takes me like an hour to get ready in the morning. eyeliner is a nightmare.”

Sousuke: (professor talking about how this one pirate and his crew met a gruesome end and were eaten by cannibals) “someone should make a movie about this”

Ai: “it’s cold but it’s not depressing cold”

Momo: “wanna see something cool?” (the guy presses a button on his sonic watch and it lights up and makes noises)

Ikuya: (no exact quote, it was just a girl walking by me with a very serious expression rapping Hamilton under her breath)

Hiyori: “valid argument; but, your mom” (leaves room)

Asahi: “my chem professor assigns so much work. does she get off on student suffering or something?”

Kisumi: “I just have an amazing sense of style”

Natsuya: (in philosophy class) “if god told you there was a hand over there, you’d probably think you were on drugs”

Nao: “Well I wrote this on the board and no one disagreed, oh wait that’s because I’m the professor”

[mysteriousboo]

(SPOILERS FOR THE SHOW)

im genuinely surprised when i found out that people in the yr fandom give simon so much shit and for what? trying to protect himself from getting hurt when wilhelm denied that it was him in the video after he PROMISED simon that he wouldn’t do that? or trying to move on from wilhelm? when simon got into dealing booze or stealing drugs from his dads, he suffered because of his actions! his friends(rosh and ayub) stopped talking to him, he couldn’t pay for the personal tuition and his mom and sara found out about it and were obviously very mad at him! sara got into manor house, made friends and mostly had a good time in the majority of the second season while she was basically betraying simon’s trust by not telling him who leaked the video and using that fact to get into manor house plus sleeping with the person who recorded and released the video! personally, i don’t think her character can be redeemed in s3! but i see people trying to defend her more than they will with simon and that’s very sad!

or the fact that even wilhelm didn’t have to suffer at the aftermath of the video cause he denied that it was him in the video! i mean, we all know that the internet sucks! imagine, the things simon had to read! and people want him to forgive wilhelm just cause he said he loves him?? i mean how can he trust him? does he not have self-respect? my poor boy prolly thought that he would only be hurt more cause if wilhelm can deny his existence now, why won’t he do it in the future? or how serious is wilhelm’s love for him if he can deny their relationship so easily after he PROMISED that he would do no such thing! or the fact that wilhelm’s doesn’t even apologize to him properly, clearly not realizing how much he hurt simon! i mean the guy keeps asking simon to be his secret? how can simon agree to that? notice how in the first half s2 it’s not that simon denies that he loves wilhelm, it’s more like how can i trust you? and he was right wasn’t he? wilhelm knew that august released the video but proceeds to once again make the choice for simon and keep him in the dark! i’m not saying that he didn’t redeem himself in the latter half of the season! but it definetely felt like only simon felt the repercussions of his actions! both Sara and Wille just got away! and august the guy who should have gone to jail was being rewarded by being the backup or getting the girl! simon definetely sufffered more than august and the fact that some people in the fandom still are annoyed by him is just really disappointing! atleast have a reasonable explanation for finding simon annoying or not a fun character! I mean if you can understand Sara’s action then simon deserves the same! i am not trying to say that simon isn’t at fault, im just saying that why are you harsher towards his character not towards sara, wille, or august!

also, can we not forget that marcus literally gaslights simon into not breaking up with him! like my guy can’t catch a break! i hope that simon gets to be happy in s3! even though he has to deal with his sister basically lying to him the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!!!! my god, i just want both my boys to be happy!

[nikkiiiscute]

One Headcanon for everyone one in the neighborhood! (Except for u Home D:<)

Note that this is when everyone was still alive / human sooooo yeah.

🍎Wallace would sometimes weirdly talk to the puppets and would call them by his friends' real names. Example : "Julia's hair is soft today, Right Barnabus?... Yeah she's like a.. Hair master, hehehehe" "Said something about my hair? uhhhh.. Dory (Dory is a nickname for devil dorelaine) said not to touch the puppets during lunch... Hello? Wally?"

🐶Barnabus likes to have an airhorn to sneakily sneak up and it's kinda like this, "BWAAAAAHH!! hahahaha, I'm never getting tired of Aira" "*huff huff* First.. YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND NOISE!!! Second... You.. Named your airhorn Aira? Third... Your paying for my book.. Do you have a 50? Thank you." "Aaalright alright sorry, Ayy how ya doin lil buddy?... Ehh.. Wally?"

🌸Julia would often give people nicknames that are fun (and may or may not be from Jonas (Jonesy) heres a look. "Hiya Bya! Sup Franko! You too Eeedee! Hello Popsie, good day to ya! Lookin good Barney! Howdy Howdy! Oh hi walls, Said something about my hair? uhhhh.. Dory said not to touch the puppets during lunch... Hello? Wally?"

☀️Byeol / Sally will come up with episode concepts with sammy Julia as they got a good story to tell and would show it to Dorelaine as an Episode Proposal kinda like this, "Ronald Dorelaine, What do you think of our most Astounding, Most Remarkable episode?" "Hope ya like it Dory! I like a new side character move in :>" "Oh just in time! What is your Creative Brain thinking about this Spectacular Script huh Wallace?"

🦋Frank will always have a book or two during Lunch Breaks so they can keep up with entomology / lepidoptorology while on the job, Why not we take a look? "Hiya darling, What's the new topic? Is it okay if I can see?" "It's about Chimeras, It's a rare thing with butterflies that can give them Asymmetrical Wings and yes dear, you can see the pages" "How you two lovebirds doin?" "Hiya Howdy, Doing great. Say, Do you know any sneak peaks for the new episode?" "Nada, But I got one more readin' buddy! Say, How'd ya like to know things about my favorite bug? ay Wally? "

✉️Eddie is clumsy in work, It's obvious that Byeol added this trait cuz he would ACTUALLY trip on set. Here's a nice preview. "Hiya Frank! I got the package ya- AAGH!! oof!... I'm A -Okay!" "CUUUUTTT!!! Eddie, You really need to stop being a klutz or else it will fuse into your characte- Ohhhh! That needs to be written down, this WILL be added to your character! Now I'll just ask Dorelaine for approval" "Aaand there's my clumsiness fused into Mr. Dear. Which is actually kinda cool. Ya hands still sweating Wally?"

🐛Howard is the person that prepares the sets and Eddie helps out, I feel like Howard would be indecisive about how the layout of it should be, Heres a snippet. "Gee.. I-I dunno if the flowers should be pansies or marigolds..Uhhhh I think both! then it'll be the main focu- THAGHH!! I CAN'T THINK OF A LAYOUT!!" "Ay! ay! Calm down Howdy! ya just need some brain rest and actual rest, Ya stayed up 'till 4! I think the 'Bodeguero' thing is getting to ya head. So, Whaddya say?" "uhhh, Sure thing barn. EDDIE!! TELL DORY THAT I NEED A BREAK!! AND TELL DORY MS. PERDIZ'S NOT FEELIN' WELL AIGHT!?" "Got that covered!" "*heavy exhale*... Oh howdy - do lil guy.. Didn't notice ya Walls"

🐦Poppy is prolly the one with the sewing / repair puppets as she can do the job either at Home or Work cuz she's convalescent like my mom. So she's rarely in the Poppy suit and Voice Acting, That's why Partridge is rarely seen. Last part I swear. "Hello dearies, I'm back from my doctor's appointment." "Hiya mothe- I mean! Ms. Perdiz! How's your stomach doin?" "Doing well dearie! now, you said something about Mr. Darling puppet having a tear? Hello? dearie are you okay? Mr. Darryl? Wallace?"

❌ Samuel is dead, He has no info on him. We are so sorry.

[snowandwolves]

yooyoyo it's the lengthy ask anon (i nearly typed "ass anon" and that should give you a clue as to how crazy this week has been jfc) back again with some qs because the lighthouse au will forever be in my heart 💕

is there anything you learned about Ava through writing this fic, particularly being in her pov?

uh do you think they ever revisited that conversation about public acts?

is there any particular places you see them visiting together? places Ava visits by herself?

what made you pick "Somebody to Love" as the heartbreak of the century?

did they ever play with the ouija board or the um other things they found in the everything shed?

how did you come up with the idea of Suzanne restoring the truck?

do you think Bea ever gets good enough at cooking that she has dishes she confidently makes for Ava?

which martial arts does Bea have proficiency in?

do you have an idea as to what distracted Bea to leave the rations storage door open?

also after that, when Ava went into town and showed Mary, Cam, and Lilith that "proof of life" pic, just how much shit did they give Bea?

as always, pick and choose or ignore, i totally don't mind - i hope your week has been good and if not, that the weekend gives you some respite! (or at the minimum some yummy veggies? lol'd hard at your tags about broccoli bc i couldn't help but think about Ava making that comment about her asshole in chapter two lololol)

hard relate on the crazy week because that has been me this past week and this is genuinely the first day i feel like i have room to breathe lmao i hope you’ve been having a gentler, slower time this week though! 🥺 right, ok, on to the questions 😂

1. just like,,, how complex of a character she is. in the show, you know she loves life, you know that she’s a glutton for experiences, you know that she wants to live more than anyone else. but when you really get down to how much she’s had to survive to get to that point—all the pain and suffering and grief—you can’t help but love her more. especially, when i had to ask myself how she must’ve felt. that… was an experience lmao

2. yes. ava had to shop for underwear at some point…?

3. GRANDPOP OLIVER! i was genuinely so sad i couldn’t find a way to get him into the story, but in my head, he’s alive and kicking and prone to bursting into tears in the presence of his pseudo-granddaughter. ugh, i wanted to write that reunion 😭

4. this is gonna sound nerdy, but with ava’s age and her mom’s, i figured it was the song that would make the most sense considering what music was like at the time. I Will by The Beatles was also a contender though.

5. ouija board is a horrible idea in a huge ass compound where there’s no other person for miles and miles 😂 as for the uh other things, i’d say they’d have a conversation about it but bea would prolly be like “who knows whose bodily fluids that leather has soaked up”

6. genuinely have no idea 💀 i was like “oh they prolly need a car but also no one to do maintenance here so,,, maybe suzanne knows how” and just went with it 😂

7. yes!!! ava would teach her how and they have fun with it while they google recipes and the cultural background of each dish together. i’m thinking bea would make her waffles from scratch and ava cries into it because she used to have it with her mom 🥹

8. aikido is one. i remember doing research for that for sixth to the ninth hour lmao as for the others, imma say she’s prolly a jack of all trades type (though this is more because i don’t know which to pick. she seems like she could do it all)

9. actually i did think about this 😂 bea definitely didn’t mean to. it’s just the door gave up being a door and it didn’t close properly. she didn’t think to check because she didn’t expect the door to… not door 💀

10. a hell of a lot. so much so that bea put her phone on do not disturb as soon as ava got back with the groceries 😂

ok but what are your thoughts on celery 😭 jk, thank you again for this anon!!! 💙

[centuriantalevevo]

"Mama Knows Best"

Alastor's mama is heeerrreee-

Includes: Vox cameo rip bozo lmao, mentions of murder and cannibalism, minor police brutality mentions, 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned', Alastor is prolly OOC but fuck you-, Alastor's mom is a badass prove me wrong-- oh wait, YOU CAN'T-, Very much mama's boy energy, she gives 'boy mom' energy in a way, but she's just a very affectionate and loving mama, she's not one of those "No one knows him like his mommy does" type mom's lol-, slight Men Slander(TM) but to be fair, men were on some sort of drugs back in the day ok?-, mentions of child abuse, persona cameo because fuck you, feel free to imagine Halo as you tho, I tried to do a little bit of quick research on Jambalaya, plz tell me if I got something wrong-, tate mentioned, alpha male dudes mentioned lmao, the grief of a parent losing their child is always the strongest grief

Nora's name is totally not inspired by Nora from the first season of American Horror Story from the 1920s, why would you think that? That's just stupid, you're crazy and no one will ever believe you!

The day seemed normal-- well... As normal as a day in Hell can be.

He was being trailed by Halo once again when he went for his daily stroll-- of course until they decided to run ahead and cross the road without looking, almost getting hit like a complete idiot... Had it not been for him, they'd be dead... AGAIN, at least. He wonders why he even stopped the car in the first place, but oh well!

He entered the hotel--

Oh! You're probably wondering who I'm talking about- Alastor! Yes, Alastor... The Radio Demon.... chronic technology hater, THAT Alastor.

Anyways!

He entered the hotel, hearing some chatter coming from the next room, as well as Halo being obnoxious as always.

"Wait who are you?" They asked, "Halo! That's rude..." Vaggie scolded them, "What?? I don't know who she is..." They argued, and he heard a soft laugh.

"Oh, it's alright, you're just curious after all." The voice said-- he felt like he'd heard that voice before... But where?

"Oh, since Halo's here that means Alastor should be here soon-- Halo, where is he?" Charlie asked, "just behind me! OI ASSHOLE GET YO DUMBASS IN HERE" They yelled while going to the doorway and hopping up and down.

"I'm right here, no need to yell." He responded, "dude you're 10 times taller than me, you're supposed to be faster." They crossed their arms, "Alright we got strawberry pimp in the room now! Why is needed? Why not need me instead? I'm better I prommy!" Halo turns a 180 immediately, they were too hyperactive today.

"Oh, do I have a guest? To what do I owe-" Alastor went silent, hell it looked like he almost lost his neverending smile... "Wha-.." He trailed off, Alastor...? Flabbergasted? Now that's a first!

"Al!" The lady said with relief and got up, "Oh you know him? Like... wait define knowing him-" Halo questions with their tail idly swaying. "Mama?" "MAMA?!"

It was like simultaneously combusting, EVERYONE said it at the same time.

Though the group gave a chance for this little reunion, they were about to ask a FLOOD of questions. "You should be in heaven?! What are you doing down here? You don't deserve to be down here!" Alastor exclaimed, holding the lady he just called mom.

"You'd be surprised at what I'm capable of, dear... I'm by no means a damsel in distress." She said simply, sitting back down but this time with Alastor next to her. "I never did give you my name, did I? I'm so sorry, how rude of me! I'm Nora!" She said sweetly.

"No way this sweet lady is in Hell, what did you do? Oh my god did you torture children?! Eat them like Hansel and gretel?!" Halo asked excitedly and Nora laughed. "What could have possibly done?! All things considered, you're supposed to be in heaven!" Alastor said, he almost sounded... Upset?

"Well... After you died, I waited for hours for you to come home... It came time you said you'd see me... Nothing.. I gave it 30 minutes thinking maybe you were running late! Then it his 10... 11... I waited til dawn..." Nora said softly, "I eventually tried to sleep on the couch so I could hear when he came home.. I barely slept, though. I maybe got a few minutes of shut eye... His dinner was cold, but I kept it on the table in hopes that I'd wake up and see the plate all cleaned up..." She continued.

"And then later in the morning, Police came to tell me he was killed.... I lost it... I stayed shut away for a few days, dealing with grief... The grief got to me and turned into rage." Alastor stayed absolutely silent- the most silent he'd ever been, you couldn't even hear static.

"I decided it was worth my life. I'd taken a pistol we had at home and found the man's house-- I knew who it was, he was there at Alastor's funeral, he was cackling to himself... so I broke in and shot him in the head." She said so calmly, it even scared Alastor of all people.

"And then I went after his friend. The man who decided to do a 'double tap' to make sure he was gone, except I didn't give him grace. I used my hat pin, honestly the young women who came up with using as a weapon in the day were geniuses of their time!" She continued with a soft smile, "I slit his throat and stabbed, I kept stabbing until all you could see were holes in his chest. Police shot me dead almost immediately." She said, "But I don't regret it... If you asked me... I'd do it all over again. I still blame myself, however." She said with a sigh.

"What?! No, that wasn't your fault! It was my choice to even do that, had I not have, I would've been alive!" Alastor cut her off, "But I could've asked you to come visit me now instead of later. I could've delayed you, even 5 minutes would've changed so much..! Alastor would answer to my every beck and call, if I asked him to come visit anyways, he'd put his original plans aside... Why didn't I use that power for once?" She asked, a rhetorical question. "I rethought of all these different scenarios on how I could've stopped it..! Obviously it was too late... I knew he'd be here, anyways... Waiting for me, eventually." She finished.

"How did you know I'd be here though?" "Sweetie... I always knew-- Parents ALWAYS know! You may think you're doing a perfect job at hiding it, but you aren't... They say mom's have eyes in the back of their head for a reason, y'know!" She laughed softly. "Wh.. So... wait-" Alastor was confused.

"Baby, I knew you'd been doing the killing... including occasionally eating a person or two... Granted! You tended to go after the men who were... honestly deserving of much worse..!" She said with a soft smile, "But I still was disappointed in your choices you made." She added, and Alastor looked down... In shame!

Alastor?! FEELING SHAMEFUL?! EMBARRASSMENT?! Impossible!

"I raised you better, I know I did! But... I can at least feel happy that you didn't end up like many of the men... objectifying women and being disrespectful. I may have raised a psychopath of a son, but at least he's respectful towards women." She said sweetly.

"I like to think he's the lesser evil in the world! Especially when he's killing bad people!" Halo spoke up with a grin. "I like to believe that too, dear! Don't you worry!" Nora laughed a little.

Alastor had been... Surprisingly well behaved, all things considered! But... Then again... Mama Alastor was here, anything to not disappoint her!

Alastor was going on another stroll to get a few errands done as well as some fresh air! Halo insisted on joining this time... They didn't wanna get on their computer for once.

But Nora insisted she come with! She wanted to see some other shops, see what they had to buy and maybe go on a but if a shopping spree, she deserved a treat, in her opinion!

"Ah sweet, Mama Alastor is joining!" Halo says while standing at their door, already having got their shoes on. "What? Mama Alastor?" She tilts her head a little, "Oh! Uh... It's a... uh... Basically like a thing in the vtuber community? We usually don't know the names of our oshi-- or favorite streamer's-- parents so we usually call them like... Mama and then vtuber's first or last name, or replace Mama with papa!" Halo explained, "It's hard to explain to someone who.. isn't also from 2020s, let alone just the 2000s..." They added with a small shrug.

"I have a bit of a hard time remembering names sometimes, so..." They quickly added again, "sorry if it made you uncomfortable!" "No need to apologize, honey! You're alright," Nora chuckled softly.

It was a peaceful day! Well, as peaceful as hell can be. No demon's giving issues! No overlords trying him! No Vox to be found-

Shit.. knock on wood--

"Well, if it isn't the fucking RADIO DEMON. Decided to come out from hiding in your little radio tower?" The TV headed demon commented with lots of snark.

"Ah... And I thought today would be such an amazing and surprisingly quiet day! You just LOVE ruining everything, don't you?" Alastor said with his typical grin.

Then Vox noticed the new demon beside him, he'd never seen her before...

"And who might this lovely lady be?" Vox immediately tried his manipulative tactics-- suffice to say, Alastor wasn't very happy about that.

"Excuse my language, but BACK THE FUCK UP YOU FLAT FACED BASTARD." His voice had a LOT of radio distortion, yet he didn't drop that smile.

Nora gave a look, but said nothing... He was just trying to protect his mom, she understood that.

"And why do YOU have an issue? Are you dating? With the way Halo acts, I would've thought you two were but turns out you're with someone else?" Vox smirked, but then it dropped with Alastor very visibly gagged...

And Nora looked like she was about to prove sinners could die permanently without angelic intervention.

"What-"

"Ew... I shouldn't be surprised pro-shippers would be in hell-- no offense to any pro-shippers but also full offense as well.." Halo commented while back up a little. "Heavens, no! That's disgusting! I'd rather die again in the most painful way possible!" Alastor said.

"Dear, I'm his MOTHER." She said.

Basically Cue the radio stop noise thing-

Except make it a TV.

Before Vox started laughing, "Oh so he's still being walked everywhere by his mommy?" "Oh you're so very lucky I don't want to get in trouble from her, otherwise I'd end you here and now." Alastor said with an irritated grin.

"So you admit you listen to mommy?! Ha! Pathetic! He's a mommy's boy!" Vox cackled, he couldn't stop. "I have very good reasoning... You know that odd stereotype of a joke that moms aren't the people to mess with? They aren't wrong... She may be a lovely lady... But boy can she pack a punch... It's not because.. Oh I'm a mama's boy... It's because I'm smart and would quite like to be able to live!" He said with a smile.

Vox just laughed harder, "mama? Being dangerous?!" He was cracking up...

Until Nora practically through his dumb ass.

"Not to be that guy.. buuuuttt... I told ya so!~" He cooed with a very satisfied grin.

"Hey! What was that for?!" Vox yelped, "For one, you DO NOT laugh at my son, especially considering he... slaughtered many overlords the moment he got here? Classic Alastor fashion, if I'm honest... For another, I'VE HEARD ABOUT WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS YOU ARE!" She raised her voice.

"Clearly you lacked a mother to teach you proper manners, hell you clearly even lack a decent father! Shame on you! I've heard of your fights! Don't think I'll let you go off so easy just because I didn't see it." She growled, "I'm no damsel in distress. I'm the reason his father died so early and I'm the reason his killers died not too long after they murdered him! I killed for him twice in life, I can double-- even QUADRUPLE-- that in the afterlife!" She continued, "You don't EVER mess with a mama bear. It's the worst possible idea. If you value your life, you'll flee and go home and behave like a good boy!" She scolded Vox, absolutely not a single bit of fear.

"And if I hear you've laid even a FINGERNAIL close to a single hair on him... I'll do more than tear into you verbally. I'll let you find out WHY Alastor even fears me." She was practically Vox's height, it was kinda scary how tall she ACTUALLY was.

"Am I understood?" She asks and Vox nods quickly "Uh... Y-.. Yeah..." "Hmm? What was that?" She asked, "Yes ma'am! Loud and clear!" He nods...

And he flees.

"Smart man, that one! Pleasantly surprised." She smiled as if she hadn't just threatened one of the most influential overlords...

One of the Vees, no less!

"Alastor, why didn't you tell us your mom was a FUCKING BADASS??" Halo yells, running up to Nora and running circles around her, "She's so COOL! WHAT??" They add excitedly while the woman laughs a little.

"But wait, the hell did you do to make even AL be scared of you? Abuse him? Surely not, he clearly loves you to bits and pieces!" They asked curiously.

"Sweetheart, I may be kind... Sweet... Yes, I babied him a lot! Far past when he was a small child! But I know him well. I know what works. Usually he's quite well behaved, only needing a light restriction half the time! But I wasn't AFRAID to get physical if I needed to, I just believed it wasn't the most productive way! He learned real quickly that if he disrespected me, he'd know the true meaning of fear. His father could never compare." She explained.

"I had to spank him a few times, god knows most of the time he saw my pure raw strength when his father went too far." She added, "Oh.. Yeah... I forgot about that... The majority of her physical demonstrations weren't on me! Primarily on my father whenever he laid a hand on me." Alastor nodded in agreement.

"I figured out she could likely easily overpower me, even when I hit my teenage years! One of the women that truly scared the daylights out of me... Mostly, I believed it was ME who should be protecting women, at least considering size differences.. Until you watch this woman just brute force a grown man in his 30s onto a counter because he dared to lay a hand on her kid with barely any struggle... The strength of a mom is truly horrifying.." Alastor almost shivered a bit.

"Well the strength part is true as hell! I've heard stories of moms straight up LIFTING CARS OFF OF THEIR KIDS! Adrenaline is a hell of a drug!" Halo nodded, easily believing what was being said.

Yet, despite that, Alastor couldn't help but still feel VERY protective of his mom-- That's his mom, after all! If anyone wanted to lay a hand on her, they had to go through him! Nora let him, mostly because he was always a stubborn boy, growing up, and she let him just to let him feel better... Feel stronger. She could take care of herself, but if it made him happy, who was she to argue? It meant less work for her!

Until the attack from heaven.

She WATCHED her son be harmed, she watched him almost die AGAIN. That pissed her off so much.

"YOU DARE HURT HIM?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ACTUAL PAIN IS!"

Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Or, as the case may be, hell hath no fury like a mother scorned.

She kicked Adam's ass to high heaven (lmao)

It was just funny how Niffty was the one to kill him... With a stab to the back, too!

"You know what? He deserved it... I shouldn't be surprised he's so egotistical, if he was the template for men... Go figure-- Well, I'm not sure how much they've changed since the 20s? Are they still how they used to be?" Nora asked Halo and they shrugged. "We got plenty of feminist men! But... They're all drowned out by the 'alpha male' podcast guys... Tate's little stannies." They explained, "Alpha...? Tate- stannies?" She was very confused, "Nothing! Just... cringe guys who believe in women being tradition wives but not men being traditional husbands... It's wayyyyy too much to explain, you'd have to see for yourself!" They continued.

Nora immediately left to find Alastor and make sure he was OK.

Luckily he was! He nearly gave her a heart attack! "You really do need to stop being so overly confident, Hun... It'll get you killed like it did before." She softly lectured him and he sighed. "Even in death, I never escape the lectures and life lessons..." He comments, mainly under his breath. "Hm?" She gave a look-- a look he knew all too well.

"Nothing, Mama!" He quickly spoke up as she finished bandaging up some cuts, scrapes, and gashes.

Once she finished getting him all patched up-- golly, it reminded him of his grade school days! Coming home from school after some kids picked on him and hurt him... Or coming home after accidentally scraping himself when playing in the park... She was always there to softly scold him all while tending to his wounds and giving him a piece of candy afterwards!

Sometimes he thought, maybe he did it on purpose, just for the love and candy... Despite the fact he could've gotten it if he just asked... Like he had done plenty of times before.

And now the hotel was rebuilt, and even bigger and better than before! Charlie admired the hardwork everyone put into rebuilding the hotel!

"Well then!" Nora broke the silence, "I'm betting at least a few of you are starving! How about I make everyone some Jambalaya?" She asked sweetly, Alastor immediately perked up. "As long as you hVe ingredie-" Nora was about to add before suddenly Alastor disappeared... and then reappeared. "Cross the shopping off the list, even if we didn't have any earlier, we do now!"

"Of course you would," Nora laughed a little. Everyone was excited! Considering Alastor had mentioned his mom's Jambalaya when he first got to the hotel, now they were eager to try it!

Until Halo tried it and immediately was making sounds of discomfort. "Are you alright, dear?" Nora asked in a concerned tone, "It's hot! No one said it was hot!" They said while gulping their drink desperately, "Oh, I'm sorry! Are you allergic to spicy things?" She asked and they shook their head, "No, they just have a really REALLY bad spice tolerance." Vaggie explained, "Halo, darling..! It's Cajun food! Traditional Cajun food! A lot of Cajun food includes spicy ingredients!" Alastor said, "Wait is Jambalaya Cajun or Creole?" Halo asked, their tongue slowly starting to feel better, "Both, actually! It started as a Cajun cuisine, but soon the Creoles picked it up and tailored it to their tastes! The main difference is Cajun Jambalaya looks brown while Creole Jambalaya looks red, the Creole version includes tomatoes and is layered, while the Cajun one is dumped all at once and doesn't usually include tomatoes! I made the Cajun version today," Nora explained and Halo nodded.

"Yeah, sorry... I got shit spice tolerance, like... black pepper is spicy!" They said, and Nora's eyes widened. "Oh my... That's-- what do you use to season your food?!" She asks, "Well, I don't cook for one... I'm scared of the stove and burning myself-" Halo started, "Salt." Alastor said simply.

"Hm?" Nora glanced over, "Salt. They season their food with salt... so much salt... ungodly amounts of salt... It puts Husk to shame, even!" He spoke, "So much salt that they could fill an entire ocean with the amount of salt they consume. They cover their food in it to the point MOST people can't even have a single bite without it being too salty!" He continued.

"What..." "Yeah... I really... REALLY... Like salt!" Halo grinned.

It was such a long day... The fight... Rebuilding the hotel... Even just the socializing. Alastor was honestly exhausted. He never really slept, but now he WANTED to. But he couldn't. He thought back to the lyrics of some song Halo sang and really liked, apparently it was one of THEIR mom's favorite songs.

'Why do I tire of counting sheep, when I'm far too tired to fall asleep?'

He was to tired to sleep.

It was so childish, he felt like a 6 year old again, wandering down to his mom's room after the thunder woke him up in the middle of the night, dragging his blanket and pillow into the bed room and shaking his mom awake to tell her that the thunder woke him up (as if it wasn't incredibly obvious...)

But it was practically reflex. He felt like he was on autopilot!

He knocked on the door before he heard a quiet, tired, "come in!", so he opened to door. "Oh, Al! Is something wrong?" She asked, and he just shrugged a little. He looked so tired.

"You look exhausted, did you know that?" She asked as he walked over to the bed, "I had an idea..." He said quietly while laying on the bed. He almost knocked out right then. "Yes, you can sleep in here if you'd like, thanks for asking!" Nora said softly yet playfully, Alastor couldn't help but huff out a small laugh despite his exhaustion, "Too late to ask now." He mumbled.

She truly was privileged, wasn't she? She was like... the ONLY one Alastor allowed to touch him without asking, or without him initiating! And the only one who could touch his head. He didn't like physical contact much, but it was soothing when Nora did it, it was how she comforted him when he was scared as a little kid.

He couldn't help but remember when he was small, laying his head on her lap in the living room. The heavy rain hitting the windows and roof, occasionally flashes of lightning, the rolling of thunder, waking him up late at night when she was still awake and reading in the living room. She'd pet his head while she read her book while he fell back asleep, the radio was always nice background noise that also comforted him during storms. Hearing the different now obscure advertisements of the day, and then the jazz playing after a few advertisements, even just the static noise was nice!

He felt like a kid again-- maybe feeling things wasn't ALWAYS so bad, it let him feel nostalgic feelings like this! He was fast asleep before he even knew it, he didn't know when he fell asleep, but all he remembered was the feeling of mama petting his head felt soothing again, he knew he missed his mother! But... He didn't realize just how much he missed her until she was back with him again...

Some may think she's one of those weird boy moms, but no! She just really liked to baby her precious boy-- no matter how old he got, she'd always see him as her little boy who ran to her when the lightning struck and the thunder got too loud.

But even he knew that if he had EVER gotten a significant other, Nora would've likely sided with the S/O on lots of things.

He was a mama's boy through and through, that much was true! And she loved that! But she wasn't afraid to correct him and she sure as hell wasn't afraid of someone 'coming in and stealing him from her'.... God knows she WANTED that to happen, but she never pestered him about it.

How long was he out for? He felt so confused, like one of those long naps you have after school with those marks all over your body from the sheets!

"Well good morning-- technically afternoon, but still!" Nora's voice caught him by surprise-- oh, right... He went to her room and fell asleep...

"What time is it?" He asked, "almost 2 in the afternoon, dear!" She responded, he slept... For almost... 14 HOURS?! "Wait... I was asleep for--" "14 hours! You were really tired. You really need to TRY and sleep more, even if it's hard to. You worry me, you know?" She responded with a small nod.

"Yeah... But I actually feel really good after that... I haven't slept that well since I'd gotten here." He commented, "So what did it then?" She asked, "Don't know... All I really know is I was remembering when I was kid... When it would storm and the thunder was loud," He responded while he got up, his suit was all wrinkled, but oh well, he could ask Niffty to iron it later. "I remember that..! The thunder and lightning did always scare you," Nora nodded with a hum, "You didn't even change clothes before bed!" She gasped, "That's how tired I was, I suppose!" Alastor laughed a little with a little shrug.

He hugged her for a moment-- it was a quick moment, but it was a hug that told you he MEANT IT.

"Even thought I don't think you deserve to be down here... It's good to have you back, mama."

[scrunkalicious]

🪶💜 ND 🛌🪓!!!

yap as much as you'd like :3 i always love ur posts lolzies

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THJS MEANZ TO ME IM GONNA

RAAAHAH ILY POOKIE

Bed 🛏️ - Where does your f/o like to sleep? Are they conventional with a good schedule, or do they find damp corners to call their bed? (For mordecai!!)

Mordecai on his way to try and find the most clean and tidy and symmetrical bed on the planet rn!!! If he didn't fix the bed (like hotel stuff) expect for him to inspect it for 15-30 minutes. It must be clean and nice he ain't gon take nothing less!! And Mordecai keeps a very strict sleeping schedule and, if he doesn't have work, will do his best to keep to a schedule. He wakez up like supa early though, like on a busy day for him he'll just be out the door by the time Marly wakes up, but he alwayz leaves a warm cup of Earl Grey tea by her bedside, and will attempt to make up for it in some way later.

(fun fact: the creator of lackadaisy has said that mordy'z fave tea is Earl Grey, and I actually have some and i tried it just for him <33)

Feather 🪶 - If you and your f/o were animals, which animals would you be and why? (For vityaaaaaaa)

THE WAY I TEXTED MY FRIRENDZ IN CLASS ASKING "hey uhhh what animal would i be lmao" TO GET A 2ND OPINION FOR THIS- ANYWAAYYZZ

For me, a chameleon & dog mix!! Everyone thatz ever met me and known me for at least some time (friendz, family, teacherz) will tell you that I am hella energetic and passionate. Ik this bc my mom showed me thru her emailz w my teacherz, and I've been told so myself lmbooooo,,, and my friendz are surprised i'm alwayz rlly energetic jksjksa as for the chameleon part,, erm i can and will change the way i act depending on who I'm with/current situation,,,, itz kindaaa a good and kindaaa a bad thing smhhghhghgh,, and they're supa colorful,, im supa colorful you should SEE my outfitz ((maybeee ill post outfit reveal if we wanna see))

FOR VIKTOR??? VITYA??? VIK??? VIKKIE???????? BLUD IS SO CAT COED YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOOOWWWWWW,,,,, in the show,, bro would just like randomly disappear an come back on random somtimez,, like that one goofy outdoor stray cat that youd like give food to and then blud disappearz and you get worried an then bro is just back one day yk??? definitely would just rub his face and head against marly'z neck and refuse to move, prolly purrz or somthing like that too teehee heeheehawhaw,,,

[ramen8baka]

Hi, I wanted to ask if you know the kdrama "at a distance spring is green". If you do, I would like to request a Yeojun x transmale reader. Where reader is not accepted by his family due to being trans, but nonetheless he always acts happy, yeojun tries to befriend him and slowly finds out everything and just comforts the reader and ends up in a relationship with him, can be as angsty as you'd like, can contain things like violence or whatever you like, if you don't know the kdrama than could you please write something like that but maybe stray kids han or bts suga, thank you!

Suga x trans male reader

THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! except I didn’t see this k drama :( so instead I’ll do it with Suga from bts like you also requested 😅

notes: I made it so reader and Suga are in high school. Prolly around the ages of 17-18 since suga is 29 haha..ha..heh (yes I fucked up the ages but we aren’t gonna talk about it) AND y/h means your hobby(s) ”Hey y/n what’s up?” Suga asks excitedly. “Not really anything. My parents have been so annoying lately.” You said. Suga sat next to you. “Oh, I’m sorry man,” Suga said as he put a hand on your shoulder. “Do you wanna talk about it? I mean, I know they aren’t really happy about…” he trailed off. “thanks but it’s ok. I don’t really wanna talk about it right now. I think I just need to cool off for a bit.” “Yeah, yeah of course. What ever you need to do. Just know… if you need someone to talk to you know you can tell my anything.” And with that Suga stood up, smiled at you and walked off shyly. Suga knew what was going on. He’s been taking hints. You had come out as trans awhile ago and your parents still wouldn’t except it. Suga also knew you were stubborn and you wouldn’t want to talk about it. This situation was troubling for Suga because you and him weren’t really that close. You were friends for sure, but just not like best friends. “Hi Suga! What’d you get on your math quiz today? I kinda- well I kinda failed mine. hehe” You walked over to Suga smiling. “If it makes you feel any better I kinda failed mine too.” He laughed. “I did make this drawing in art though. We had to do a portrait of someone we knew like family, friends, cousins, even pets and I didn’t really know who to do and the crusty old lady was yelling at me soooo I drew you.” You scratched the back of your neck as Suga inspected your drawing.

“this is so good! I never knew you could draw well. Do you draw as a hobby?” Suga asked, surprised.

“No, I actually don’t but I do y/h.” (Y/h is your hobby)

“That’s cool! I never knew you liked y/h.” Suga looked down at his watch. “oh no I’m gonna be late for rehearsal! Sorry man I gotta go! Maybe we can hang out some time this weekend? I’ll talk to you tomorrow!” Suga waved as he ran to his car. You just laughed while waving back at him, a light rose color on your cheeks. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Crap suga thought to himself. He was driving home from a dance rehearsal and his gas was super low.

“Ughhh!” He groaned. He pulled over to a gas pump and started filling his car. It came time to pay and- he didn’t have enough change. “just my luck” he walked into the actual store and asked the sketchy counter guy for change. As he was walking to his car, he heard someone. “I can’t do this!” He looked over his should to see

“Y/n?” Suga stopped in his tracks as soon as he saw you.

“what are you doing here?” He asked you. You were kicking around some rocks with the toe of your shoe. “It’s my mom and dad… they yelled at me. again.” You explained sadly while looking at the ground. Suga’s eye’s softened.

“oh. Hey, don’t listen to them. I lo-like you for who you are.” Suga blushed a bit at the fact he almost said he loved you. He didn’t like you like that, right? He couldn’t. You both just became closer friends a few days ago! He liked… guys? No! He couldn’t. “Thanks Suga. You said maybe we could hang out this weekend?” You asked softly. “Yeah. Do you wanna come over to my house? We could do whatever.” Suga suggested. “that would be nice. It’s give me an excuse to get away from my parents.” You look at the ground. “Alright! I’ll see you tomorrow!” Suga called out as he started walking away. He soon stopped and turned around. “oh, do you need a ride? I still need to pay for my gas but I can give you a ride home. If you walked here it must’ve been a long walk.” Suga said. “No, I’ll be fine. My house is actually a bit behind here. I just ran here when I got upset because it was far from my parents. Thank you though.” Suga nodded in response. God, I think I’m falling for him. You thought. God, I think I’m falling for him. Suga thought. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

“This is so good! Chocolate is my favorite flavor. As long as it has chocolate, I’m good.” You say. “Hmm… I like lemon ice cream or strawberry best.” Suga replied. You and him were eating ice cream together after hanging out like you promised that Saturday. You were just happy to be with him after you’d realized your feelings. “/n… y/n? Earth to y/nnn!” Suga waved his hand in front of your face. You blushed for the 100th time that day

“my bad. I just zoned out,” you said shyly.

“has something been distracting you lately?” Suga asked.

“not really, why? It’s mainly just my parents.” You said, confused.

“Well you’ve just been acting kind of weird, you know? Like a little more awkward.” He told you. “oh. Well I gues there is something but it’s really embarrassing. I don’t really wanna say it.” You said while looking down at your lap

“go ahead! I won’t judge you, I promise!” Suga said comfortingly. You never told anyone you liked them before. What if Suga didn’t like you back? Then your friendship would be over! You were scared to risk it. But then again, you’d never felt this way about anyone before. shutting your eyes, you said

“I like you, Suga!” When Suga didn’t say anything, you ran off.

“y/n! Y/n come back! Shit, where are you!” Suga seemed distressed and you felt bad hiding behind the building from him while he was just trying to talk to you. “I’m sorry” you stepped out and said. Suga ran over and hugged you. “No don’t be! I… have felt the same way too. Ever since we became closer friends I felt like this. Maybe we could try something?” Suga asked.

“yeah I think I want to try something too.” You held both of Suga’s hands. Soon you felt a soft pair of lips against your own. It felt weird kissing a guy. And you were sure people were staring, but you felt like you were floating above them.

[a-quietly-crying-ostrich]

caught myself going into a rant in tags so why don’t i just make a post and go wild

reblogged a post abt good gift ideas and they mentioned cd’s and i’m getting a cd player this christmas which i’m really happy abt!!! i have like four cd’s rn but i should ask for a thing of blank ones. i don’t know how to put stuff on them but i swear i will fucking learn

physical stuff my beloved <333. im on my phone way to fuckin much so just move stuff i do on phone off of phone. i’m genius

read somewhere that you should get off your phone like an hr before going to bed but i’m usually reading fanfics then so i was thinking abt printing out fanfics.

main problem i see with that is formatting. i don’t want a printer paper per page, just smthn like half of one. but if you print double sided pages it doesn’t really line up

front side being red and back side being blue (those first two should be landscape not portrait but i don’t feel like going back n changing it :p. so if you print it like that and fold it hamburger style it just ends up being read/formatted like half of back page, all of front page, then other half of back page)

it goes kinda like that and idk the best way to get around it.

i could digitally format it in google docs so that the back,front,front,back turns out how i want but if i need to edit anything then the entire formatting would be fucked and it’d be really confusing jumping back n forth so i’d prolly get confused and print it wrong

i could make it so just one half of the front and one half of the back is printed then cut the bottom part off but that’d be wasting so much paper

and i don’t think i can just have it printed anywhere bc that’d be copyright infringement right? i mean im not selling them, they’d just be for personal use but idk

and i don’t wanna hand write them if i can avoid it. one fic i’ve been trying to figure out how to print is 60 pages long in google docs, two columns, 11pt arial, 1.15 spacing, landscape orientation. i’d lose my hand before i finished that shit.

idk but i have the whole winter break to figure it out so hopefully i find or come up with something.

kinda going back to the present list post, i think a toolkit is a really good idea! my stepmom got me one for last christmas (at least i think it was) and i fuckin love it.

i really wish i was taught how to use tools growing up i know jack shit. like i think i know how to use like half of the stuff in the kit theoretically but *i want to know all of it*

in my criminology class it was mentioned in a lecture that people with low self control prefer physical tasks over mental ones. i don’t have good self control that isn’t a surprise and i fucking LOVE to work with my hands when i get the chance.

(i was thinking, ppl with adhd usually have low self control (i know bc i have it skdhdj), could that be a reason we like physical tasks? food for thought)

i’m checking out of my dorm soon and we have to take everything out of our bathrooms (literally fucking everything) so i had to dismantle a tension rod soap rack holder and part of a little over the toilet cabinet. it’s dumb that we had to do that but holy shit the happy i got from doing the tasks. i had to unscrew four nails (real complex shit, i know) but i really liked doing it! like there was physical proof that i did that!!! holy fuck!!! i don’t get near that happy doing good on tests

idk just something about being able to do that was really validating to me. and i got to use my toolkit again!!

i asked my dad and stepmom if they could help teach me more &/or get more experience w tools n shit and they said yes! they built like half the furniture in their house so they know their shit. and they also said they’d help me learn how to cook more!

i love my mom and stepdad so fuckin much and couldn’t imagine growing up without them. but man did they not teach me many life skills :// what i did learn is what i actively asked about as i got older

my siblings on my dad’s side are just so much better prepared than me or my sister on my mom’s side that i live with. ngl i’m kinda jealous of them for that lol

like ~half a month ago during thanksgiving break my grandpa taught me how to check my oil and windshield fluid in my car and they’re such tiny details but i loved learning about those

headed down to stay w him tomorrow, think i may do a bit of info gathering and ask about things

hmmm…. i… am going to finish the rest of this in google docs holy fuck i should start a journal again but is that actual me or the adhd meds talking

[deutoplasmic]

HELLOOO my sleep was good!! my time zone is not actually that far from yours!! its just that my sleep schedule is much worse LMAO

仙侠 fengfan would be so fun omg,,, imagine you’re delirious from dehydration and hunger and you collapse into his arms right in front of his shack and right before passing out you just go “哇… 好帅” AND NOW FENGFAN (who probably hasnt had real human contact for the better part of a century) IS LIKE. WHAT DID THAT MEAN WHAT DID THEY MEAN. WAS THAT FLIRTING. literally while hes nursing you back to health he has to pause and overthink every few minutes

PLS THE PLAYDATE WOULD BE SO FUNNY fengfan would probably be so grumpy for the first half until he finds something in common with masaya and reluctantly opens up,,, then by the next day theyre good buddies with inside jokes and youre just there like. what

i mean im kinda into cpop so theres that! ive watched a good chunk of the idol survival shows and i know some of the actors too. im not really into tfboys or TNT but i have watched some of tfboys’ acting (易烊千玺 in one of his movies which was awesome. and 王俊凯 when he guest starred in that absolutely terrible matt damon movie) but overall im more into idols (mostly 创造营 groups, and also uniq so i know 王一博)

i actually discovered wei daxun through his appearance in an idol show as a guest 😭 i havent watched any of his dramas. but now i kinda want to, just to see if any of them radiate masaya energy LMAO

YEA WE MAKE THE TRADITIONAL ONES FROM SCRATCH >< (well kinda. we use a base syrup from a seller that my family’s sourced from for years. but other than that we make the filling and dough all by ourselves) its so much fun i should really ask my mom if we can buy new molds to make new shapes hehe

omg hi asia pacific neighbour (or as you would probably spell it neighbor) 🙏 glad to hear your sleep was nice!!!!!! hopefully you got at least 7 hours LOL

omg you're like. idk. facing intense famine and decide to find greener pastures so you set off and find yourself in the middle of NOWHERE. and you're like on the verge of death and decide well you've had your time big guy 玉帝 can take you or whatever until . this really unbelievably handsome guy shows up. and hes all billowing robes gorgeous long hair pinned up with shiny jade and you're like well damn ok

overnight friendship for real. they say smth you don't understand before laughing it out and wow what you swear they hated each other before????? in the end masaya gives up the tanghulu life in favour of the worlds best crepes and everyone is happy

omg what was he doing in a MATT DAMON movie LOOOOOL.... everyday i lament the loss of uniq but the career in china yibo has is so much better than what he would've had in korea. i really like seungyoun's solo material too so..... uh....... i will take falling in love 😔 speaking of which what music do you like??? any songs you've been listening to a lot recently????

if you do watch please tell me if he truly does have the masaya energy my irl does not know what a masaya is except that he's part of ini 😰

REALLY THAT IS ACTUALLY SO COOL you guys prolly splash on the duck eggs for them too 🙏 hopefully you find some cool molds!!! and make cool mooncakes!!!!!!!!

[sw2-serials]

Mrs. Harris and the Lie

In Mrs. Harris’s Concern (follow-up to Mrs. Harris and My Embarrassment), I lied to Mrs. Harris about my bottom being ‘injured’ from her spanking.  She was really sweet (at the time!) and put some cold cream on it, which I enjoyed way more than I should (you might be able to say that about the spanking she gave me, even though a lot of it I didn’t enjoy at all!)

She’s not going to be so sweet when I tell her I lied about my bottom, she’s going to be really, really mad!  I sort of think I shouldn’t tell her, but I’m trying to ‘turn over a new leaf’ (it’s hard!), so I kinda have to.  I just don’t want her giving up on me!  I kinda have this secret crush on her so I couldn’t stand that!  But it prolly could mean that I’ll get another spanking!  And they’re terrible!

I’ve thought about it a lot and haven’t come up with an answer.  When I see her and think about how I haven’t told her, I feel kinda sick to my stomach.  But when I think about telling her, my tummy feels crazy in another way (partly because when she spanked me, she took my panties down!).  I guess I can’t go on like this, so… I ask if I can come over.  She says she’ll be ‘glad to have me’.  We’ll see about that, I think.

“There’s something I have to tell you,” I tell her.  “You know, I’m trying to change my behavior… but it’s hard…”

“I know it is, sweetie,” she tells me, and I can already feel my panties coming down!

“You’re going to be mad…”  No sense in asking her to ‘promise not to’…

“Lauren, have you done something you shouldn’t have?” Mrs. Harris asks.  More butterflies!  When I’m bad she uses my name a lot…

“Uh huh…”

“Well now you’re going to have to tell me,” she says and I guess she’s right…

“I lied…”

“Oh, Lauren!” she says in her ‘disappointed mom’ voice.  “Did you?  To who?  Your mother?”

I shake my head.  Worse, I think.  “To you…” I say.

“To me?” she says, sounding surprised.

“About my bottom…” I admit.

“Oh… that…”

“You knew?”

“Let’s say, I suspected,” Mrs. Harris tells me.

“You didn’t say anything…”

“No… I hoped you would, if it bothered you.  And I hoped it would bother you.”

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off of me.  “It did,” I say kinda happily.

“So…” she says in a deep voice, and the butterflies are back.

“Am I in trouble?” I squeak.

“I think you know the answer to that.”

“Ut oh.”

“Ut oh is right, Lauren.” (see?)

“Am I…” I can’t finish.

“Are you what, Lauren?  Are you sorry?  I certainly hope so.”

“I am!  I really, really am,” I assure her.

“Are you what, then, Lauren?”

“Are you going to…”

Mrs. Harris waits.

“Are you going to do what you did before?” I blurt.

“Don’t you think I should?”

“I dunno… I guess…” I mumble.  I already feel like crying, even though I know I’ll be doing a lot more later.  Over her knee.

“Lauren…” she growls.  “You lied to me, you’re sorry, and what should I do?”

“Spank me?”

She waits again.

“You should spank me.”

“Yes, Lauren, I probably should.” She takes my chin in her hand and tilts my head up.  My heart lists at ‘Probably.’  “In fact,” she continues, “I shouldn’t give you false hope.  I almost certainly should, unless you had a very good reason.”

I don’t.

“Did you have a very good reason, Lauren?”

I give my head a teeny tiny shake.

“Let’s discuss this.”  She walks to the couch.  “Come sit,” she says.  While you still can, I think. “ ‘k,” I say.

“Lauren, what exactly did you lie about?  When you lied about your bottom?”

“You said you knew,” I protest.

“Maybe I did.  But if I’m going to spank you, spank you for lying, I want to be sure I’m right.”  She kept making it sound worse and worse.

“You are…”

“You lied about it still being red, didn’t you Lauren?  I could see that.  Not injured or badly bruised, either, was it?”

“No,” I shake my head again.

“I didn’t think so,” she says, and I looked her in the face.  “So maybe we should talk about the why.  Unless you’re in a big hurry to get your spanking started.”

My tummy clenches, and my butt, and I need to pee.  “I’m not,” I beg.

“So, why, Lauren?  Why did you lie to me?”

One reason, maybe the biggest one, is that I wanted her to be concerned and rub my bottom and comfort me, but I can’t tell her that!  So I go with the minor, better reason.

“I was mad at you, more than I said.  I wanted you to feel bad…”  Said like that, it doesn’t sound very good.

“Oh, Lauren,” she moans, and I feel terrible!  “That’s not a very good reason, is it?” (head shake)  “I was hoping maybe it was so I wouldn’t spank you so hard if I ever had to again…”

“That, too, maybe,” I say.  Hadn’t thought of that.

“Lauren?  Was that part of it?” (another head shake)  “So it was just to make me feel bad.”

“Uh huh.”  Ut-oh…

“Well then, Lauren, I think we both know what this calls for, don’t we?”

“Uh huh.”

“And what’s that?”

She’s going to make me say it.  “Spanking.”

“Yes, yes it does.  And what kind of spanking does it call for?”

“Bare…”

“Ah.  Yes, that too.  Yes, your bottom will definitely be bare.  And what will I spank your bare bottom with?”

“Your hairbrush, I guess.”

“You know, I’m just going to go get it, so you don’t have to guess,” Mrs. Harris says, almost cheerfully.

As I try not to cry, she goes and comes back with her spanking hairbrush.  (She has nice hair, beautiful hair.  Does she use the brush on it?  Does she think about spanking when she does?  Does she think about spanking me, and my bare bottom?)  She sets it on the coffee table where she can reach it when I’m over her knee, head in the couch cushions.

“Yes,” she returns to our conversation, “I’m going to have to spank you with the hairbrush, I’m afraid,” she says, before adding, “on your bare bottom.”

“Uh huh,” I acknowledge.  “For…” I can’t say it.

“For lying to me, Lauren.  For lying to me to make me feel bad.  And I did.  I did feel bad.”

“You shouldn’t have.  I deserved it,” I tell her.

“Yes, I’m afraid you did.  And now you deserve this one.”

And I do deserve this one, even though the lie is about wanting her to rub my bottom, not wanting her to feel bad.  For some reason I feel like that’s worse - much worse - but I don’t know if she’d think so.

“Lauren, very soon you’re not going to feel like you’re lucky.  Not one bit.  But you are lucky.  Do you know why?”

I shake my head, listening but not looking.

“I’m going to spank you - and then we’ll forgive and forget,” Mrs. H says.

“ ‘k,” I say.  She’ll forgive and forget, she must mean, because I’ve got nothing to forgive and don’t think I’ll forget.

“That’s very lucky for you.  A lot of times it’s not that simple.  A lot of times lying can follow you for a long, long time.

“What if you hadn’t told me?” she asked rhetorically.  “I knew… or suspected.  A lot of times people can sort of tell, or wonder.  What if I no longer trusted you, never saying why?”

This was sad and sort of scary.  “You’d stop seeing me… and helping me,” I said, which added to my feeling sorry for myself in a different way from the scary fact that I was about to get a second really bad spanking.  “I’d hate that.”

“Yes, I would have, too,” she says, which makes me happy.  “But it happens, between a lot of people.  It’s tragic.

“And lying isn’t the only thing that can affect you long after you do it.  When something can be worked out by just admitting it, apologizing, and getting a spanking - no matter how bad - you’re pretty lucky.”

“I am sorry I did it, Mrs. H.  I shouldn’t have tried to make you feel badly,” I blurt, near tears already.

“I know you are, sweetie - that’s why you told me, right?”

I nod.

“So let’s get this over with - and make sure you think first next time, and maybe not do it again!” she says hopefully.

Not sharing her cheer, ‘k, I think, or say, but I don’t think she hears it.

“So, up!  Let’s have your bottoms off and get you over my knee,” she announces.

“Off?  Already?”

“Lauren… we already said, ‘bare’, didn’t we?”

“I just thought,” I mumble even as I comply.  As I lower my jeans and underwear, I dive immediately across her lap, rather than exposing myself to her.  My front, I mean.

“Lying is not something you want to do, Lauren,” Mrs. H says sternly as she adjusts my position.  “In fact, I was surprised and a little confused - your bottom looked okay, and I didn’t think you would lie to me.”

My heart sinks hearing this.  “I’m sorry,” I mumble.

“I mean, you’re an honest person, aren’t you Lauren?”

“Uh huh,” is what I say - of course, in this position!  Maybe, I guess.  I try to be, is what I think.

“I know you’re a good person, Lauren… a better person than this.  You just need some encouragement.”  With this, she reaches over me and picks up the hairbrush.

I open my mouth to protest with ‘not yet’ or something but no sound comes out.  I mean, I know I deserve this, I’m halfway offering my bottom up to be spanked, but I was thinking she would start like last time!  I sort of curl up protectively, which doesn’t protect anything, actually!

Spank! Spank! Spank! Spank!

Okay, not curling up - arching my back!  And howling!  She smacks my bottom - hard! - really fast, back and forth right at first, then puts a bunch in one spot, then a bunch in the same spot on the other cheek!  God, that hurts!  Then, maybe other stuff, but basically, really hard and really fast.

She stops to say, “Doesn’t give you much of a chance to think, I know,” and spanks some more, “But when you think about this later,” (more spanks) “I hope this will help you be good in the future.”

I think that was her entire lecture.  The rest was just her hairbrush spanking my already bright-red backside.

In fact, after, it was part glowing and part a dark, angry red - a lot of both.

When she finished spanking, she didn’t say anything for awhile, just let me lay there and cry.  Then after awhile she patted my back, just above my hips, saying, “There, there… it’s okay…”

And maybe it was, kinda.

She took me to the bathroom with my pants to clean up, said, “Tell me if you need anything,” and closed the door.  When I came out I was sniffing and my eyes looked terrible, but I was dressed.

She was in the kitchen.  “Can you stick around, sweetie, or do you need to get going?” she asked, and I could hear the answer she wanted in her voice.

“Not mad at me?” I asked.

“Oh, sweetheart - of course not!  I told you that!” she assured me.  “And what about you?”

“Me?” I answered.  “No, I deserved it,” I admitted.

She offered me a hug and I gave her one, gladly.  A long one.

“You’re right,” I told her.  “I am lucky.

“Even if it’s really hard to feel that way right now.”

[hazzascul]

I saw you again

Somehow I thought I never would again

Then I cursed myself because ofc I was gonna see you again!

I had somehow convinced myself that I was so over it,

But the way my heart dropped to my stomach

And the way my skin perspired

And my soul froze to it's very core

My heart beat so loud, it echoed in my ears and I could feel it in my fingertips

If someone had looked at me then,

I would prolly look like I was having a stroke

Yup that's right because I felt like I was!

You cut your hair.

The very tips of them just touched your ears

Red as they always are

My heart gave an extra loud beat when I saw your sister

Somehow, even if I hate her, she is someone I know.

All through what happened,

The ugly thoughts had tainted your image in my head

And I had convinced myself that you weren't as pretty as I remembered

But ofc you are.

Yl I should be over this!

But you were so close to my home,

My hand instinctively reached for my phone,

Maybe you'd call?

Ofc you didn't

You _are_ a bitch at the end of the day

My pretend face had almost slipped

And my mom almost asked me what's wrong

And why I looked like I saw a ghost

But it would've been right if she did

I did see a ghost

A ghost of my past.

My mind could so easily conjure up a scenario where it was me instead of your sister

To buy that same fucking rumball

Maybe you didn't take it tho

I'd like to think it hurts for you as much as it hurts for me to see you there