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people who still hate Joe Alwyn need to get a life asap
#i said what i said#so many bad takes you guys are acting like he forcibly locked her up for two years when she chose it herself and she was happy with the#decision sure things ended and maybe it wasn't very best breakup or wtv but holy shit do you realise the speculations you make are so#fucking invasive the same thing you hate the other people doing to taylor's life and not to remind you that you have zero fucking clue of#what goes on behind the scenes you take these bits and pieces of crumb and exaggerate it to something so much worse#mind you this was the same man y'all worshipped before the breakup oh because he was the epitome of calm gentleman#and now i see a post with tags âgo out fucking loserâ like wow. just wow.#not to mention how his humanitarian act of signing ceasefire got turned around to thing about taylor like guys. guys. big news. but#advocating against genocide and accepting all the blacklash that comes with it isn't that simple maybe pic up that brain from football#ground and think again
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okay don giovanni review from last night. under the cut bc it's me. tldr the vocal performances were great, leporello carried the show, one of the most insane productions i've seen thus far but somehow in a new bizarre direction from normal. good snacks.
first of all i don't care how much wine you offer i think it's kind of ridiculous to charge $165 for a base ticket price for a performance that 1. isn't even in a concert hall or theater 2. is a concert performance rather than a staged performance (which was not advertised ahead of time) and 3. was not even a full production because they made the absolutely mind boggling decision to cut 100% of the recitative and replace it with Some Guy sitting on the stage narrating the plot between every 1-3 numbers
i did not pay that much gd bless. the student ticket was way cheaper.
the narration wasn't even good it was weirdly ungenerous to the women (like how do you even make elvira out be a "women, amirite" thing and also vaguely imply anna was into it in a production with zero acting? well they figured something out) and i don't think it even explained well enough what happens between each number to truly give a first time watcher a good idea of what's actually going on. not to mention that it absolutely kills any sense of momentum in the plot and makes the entire show drag like hell, because you have to wait between every single aria for either Some Guy to talk at you for three minutes straight, or wait awkwardly while people onstage walk off and people offstage walk on. it was so painfully clunky
they had a piano up there but since there was no recit it's not like she was accompanying much of anything. in practice what it ended up being used for was 1. the mandolin part for deh vieni (acceptable in the absence of a mandolin player; they were working with a limited chamber ensemble of musicians so i get it) 2. the party music at the end of act i (egregious fault imo because it absolutely kills the vibe of the scene and completely obfuscates the way the music is supposed to be adding to the tension and chaos with its different instrumental groups playing in different meters)
and 3. used to give singers their notes when the vocal line of their arias start on beat 1 measure 1, which they otherwise would have been able to get from the preceding recits (which is imo painfully amateurish for an ostensibly professional production)
all the numbers in act i were there although the narration was so bad i got jumpscared by fin ch'han dal vino because i forgot it was supposed to be there and thought we had skipped over that point in the plot. act ii had some really bizarre additional cuts made, notably they just entirely skipped over meta di voi and vedrai carino. it was like masetto and zerlina fuck off for the entirety of act ii save for, like, mille torbidi (they VERY briefly mentioned masetto getting beat up in the narration and i don't think they mentioned vedrai carino at all, they just skipped straight from deh vieni to sola sola. and also there was a painful awkward pause before deh vieni because i think the pianist forgot she was supposed to play there and the narrator jumped ahead to the next chunk of plot explanation too early). kept both dalla and tesoro (i'm fine with this ottavio was quite good though could've used a bit of ornamentation imo), kept mi tradi, kept non mi dir (more on that in a bit). no per queste which is probably a good thing not only for the show itself but also my head would have absolutely and irreversibly exploded if they had, probably
the whole thing kind of felt underrehearsed. like a quarter of the time it seemed like people didn't know what they were doing or had to be reminded where to be at that point in the show. and there were a few moments throughout where the orchestra struggled to keep up with the singers, but i really don't think they had much time to rehearse together, honestly.
and then, to my utter shock, the finale was actually really good?? like. insane compared to the rest of the show thus far. though it helps that 1. i absolutely love the harmonieband arrangements of cosa rara/i litiganti/non piu andrai, after possibly the draggiest non mi dir i've yet experienced it was like a breath of fresh air to hear that (and non mi dir was actually well performed i liked this anna but considering how much the Entire Show was dragging, the fact that they cut meta di voi and vedrai carino, AND the fact that they promised this act would be short, it felt crazy to me to keep it at that point.)
2. leporello and the don were by far the best performers of the night. so much so that i sought them out during the post show reception to tell them how great they were and enjoyed their performance. which i usually do not do, but in this like, high school recital ass production value. unbelievable relief that the final scene is dominated by the two actors in the show who most remembered that they can, and in fact Should, be acting. so much more movement and physicality and expression from those two compared to most everyone else. leporello especially, his actor apparently specializes in comedic bass roles and it shows, he was the standout all night
and 3. for the first time in the entire production they made an interesting decision regarding the physical space and staging! they had the commendatore sing from up on a balcony overlooking the audience in the foyer. the bar admittedly was set very low in the previous act and a half but the finale reminded me that i actually like this show again which is appreciated
though they then threw another curveball at me by Cutting the sextet at the end. which like didn't even piss me off at that point i was just baffled. like the don sinks down in agony and leporello sinks down whimpering in fear and the orchestra cuts off. and i'm expecting an awkward pause while they quietly get up and shuffle off so the rest of the cast can come back but nope. big orange title slate appears on the big screen behind them and the audience breaks into a roaring applause and the announcement of the wine and dessert reception. felt like i was in a fever dream
i will say the desserts were very nearly almost worth the bullshit that was the preceding show. they were so good. thank you austria for your dedication to pastry. and because i don't drink and couldn't appreciate the free wine offered i had to indulge in my own manner. spread contained chocolate oat bites (tasted as much like espresso powder as chocolate and coated in coconut, 4/10), almond sponge cake (classic, 7/10), cardamom apple bread pudding with caramel cream (not enough cardamom but otherwise very tasty and autumnal, 8.5/10) and honey cake (11/10. i don't know how they made this so good. i want more right now so much). i take both my mozart opera and my desserts very seriously.
anyway overall the production was. i would say frustrating. the singing quality was Really Good (leporello was the clear standout, probably followed by the don though i prefer my dons with a lighter voice but technically he was very good, then probably ottavio, then maybe masetto or anna. the commendatore was great but he's in it so little it's hard to compare)
i just wish they could have, like, actually done a full production. it would have been so great if they had gotten to tell the actual story and had been fully allowed to act. when there Was acting were the best moments of the show, and it's really unsurprising that most of that came from leporello, the absolute legend.
#no one respects a galant recit anymore. smh#sasha speaks#sasha reviews#don giovanni#opera tag#Really weird production. seemed designed to piss me off specifically in many aspects#frustrating in others because it DID have a lot of (mostly and regrettably squandered) promise that shone through in moments#but the singing was good. when there Was acting that was good. the desserts were good. the narration was dogshit i hate that so much#could not have fathomed producing a performance with a narrator replacing a recit#ZERO clue how they plan on applying that model to fanciulla later in the season.#if they do at all but it seems like a Thing for this company maybe? idk#don't know if i'll go see their carmen next spring. maybe it depends on my schedule#i think carmen might suffer a little less from the narration treatment comparatively since it can already be done with dialogue#as opposed to recit#idek how you'd do a puccini like that though. unless you just completely disregard narrative flow and comprehension#which honestly maybe they do. at least the flow part. including narration feels like they WANT comprehension (even if they do it poorly)#but don't seem to care about the flow considering how it butchered one of the best operas in the repertoire so far.#seriously if you just do what's written on the page for dg you have a slam dunk. and they deliberately chose not to. baffling#anyway carmen is at the french embassy next spring so maybe i just go to practice my french.#and see if they compete with austria for their refreshment spread.#and yes i realize now that part of the high ticket price is meant to cover the wine and desserts but i still think it's kind of ridiculous#okay done now bye.
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guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed
#ITS ME âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸đĽđĽđĽ#skipping sch is so fun yall infection be damned#okay tiny rant after this yall hv been warned#THIS GIRL VERY FUNNY AH#bro ur concern means absolute jack SHIT to me if all youre gna do is be a bitch about it#yeah okay i admit i have zero clue how to treat wounds esp infected ones n i didnt even know the infection was this severe until someone#until my friends told me today#LIKE YEAH I ADMIT ID BE THE TYPE OF PERSON FIRST TO DIE IN A HORROR MOVIE#but like that doesnt give you the excuse to keep calling me dumbass/idiot/stupid#and all the other synonyms of dumb youve been calling me today????#like girl YOURE the certified first aider not me???#and like the qualifications doesnt even give u the right to call me dumb like what the hell#like ik shes concerned for me bec she was the one helping me treat my wound today b4 i saw a doctor#but like she kept making it sound like im a 5yo w absolutely zero sense of safety and shit#and like she kept making it sound like i was FORCING her to help me#NO I WASNT ??#YOU OFFERED?? THEN YOU STARTED BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT???#then like she kept. calling me stupid. like even after the joke got old#bec at first it was her and my other friends teasing me about it and it was funny at first but then she kept going on n on even after that??#then she forced me to see a doctor which i admit was smart i shldve gone to a doctor like. yesterday đđ#but then when we were at the clinic she deadass said smth along the lines of âi hv to work and worry sm bec of YOU todayâ#as if i forced her to accompany me to the doctor??? but it was HER idea ????#also she deadass called the nurse who dressed my wound unprofessional#and she called the doctor i saw on saturday useless bec the antibiotics he prescribed me last week werent working#like. bro if ur so smart then why dont YOU go med sch rn and become a doctor huh#bro ur goofy ahh 1y/o first aid cert aint shit compared to the guy who spent 12+ years studying med n working for even more years than that#like i cannot get over the fact she kept calling me dumbass the entire day#and it was so aggressively too and she threatened to slap me bec i was âbeing stupidâ#and like she kept making my infection out to be so severe as if i wld drop dead right that second or my arm wld fall off or some shit#AAAAAAAAA THIS GOT SO LONG I HIT 30 TAGS WHOOPS HAVE A MWAMWA IF U READ THIS LONG IM SORRY IM JS PISSED BUT I TRIED NOT TO SWEAR đđđđ
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find the word tag :0
tagged by @athenswrites, tagging @intheskeyes & @egharcourt if you'd like to play!! + anyone else that wants to join :)
Your words are: drive, whisper, river, stay
Tower Cliff
Lost
Drink
Backpack
#tag games!!#if i tagged you and you don't like tag games then absolutely zero pressure i just figured i'd tag moots#this is my first time getting tagged in a tag game and it was so fun to look thru my gdocs for snippets#somehow i've not written anything w the word tower?????? i have no clue how bc it's a great word#but I digress#writeblr#writeblr tag games
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Not Star Wars but I watched Phineas & Ferb again and I love my boys.
#pnf phineas#phineas and ferb#phineas & ferb#phineas and ferb fanart#yes I drew Disney channel nonsense#they are my emotional support nerds#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#ferb i know what we're gonna do today#can you tell Phineas is my favourite#I feel a little bad I didnât draw Ferb as well as I wouldâve liked#I still have zero clue of how to tag#art#fanart#disney#disney channel
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how it feels to open HI3 at 2AM. i always tell myself i'll turn the volume down and literally never do
#Honkai Impact 3rd#honkai impact#HI3#Jump Scare TM#i made this in like. 30 minutes#it's bad#but idc tbh i still think it's funny#none of the assets are mine#idk who the artist of the doomer girl meme is but if i did i'd credit them#genuinely who are they i really wanna credit them#how in the fuck do i tag posts#i've been using tumblr for at least a few years at this point and have actually zero clue. help me#h#ok i think that's enough tags.
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18k...................
#talk tag#HELP. HOW#also i checked and its actually 3.5k words of planning#for a grand total of 21.5k words in this fucking document#15K OF WHICH BTW HAS BEEN WRITTEN OVER THE PAST WEEK. THANKS NANO#what the hell is wrong with me /pos#umm. i WANNA say its getting close to halfway done#but i straightu p have no clue how long things are gonna take (wordwise)#like i think we are getting pretty close to [redacted]#and after that [redacted] happens like. almost right after#and then from there its just [redacted arc] but the thing is i have ZERO IDEA how long that arc is gonna. end up being#so fuck it we ball i guess#i will say its def gonna be at least 30k. i think.#but from there it could end up being anywhere from 30k to like. 100k#<- VERY MUCH NOT LIKELY ON THAT END LMAO but point is i Genuinely do not know#OK OK I FORGOR I ALSO HAVE A LIL OVER 2K WORDS OF SIDEFIC IN THAT 18K#so actually 16k words of the Actual Fic#help me.
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Hey guys, check out my totally normal YouTube homepage. Nothing strange going on here.
#Funny#YouTube#Screenshots#Jouska's Thoughts#Shadow the Hedgehog#StH#Jouska Tag Rambles#I like how one of them is from the Sonic Adventure 2 OST. The one hint of blue in the sea of red and randomness.#Minus the Sonic stuff I'm pretty the only channel here that I've ever watched anything from is The Escapist.#I have zero clue who any of these other people are.
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ninjago characters as valorant characters
or: my excuse to think about morro as viper
#morro enjoyers just google viper from valorant and agree with me#JOKE#i know jack shit about valorant lmao#my thought process was literally#âââspray paint and graffitiââ#âââmorro (at the same time)ââ#âââmorro with gas mask/something similarââ#âââo shit like viper from valorantââ#and thatâs how we got to morro as viper#morro as jett would make more sense#but let me have this#if you donât care about valorant or have zero clue about the game then i donât think the rest of the tags would interest you lmao#remember i know jack about valorant iâm just basing this off their abilities#jay as neon đđ#kai as phoenix đđđ#ik thereâs no ice but iâm thinking zane as sova#cole as breach maybe#kinda iffy on that one but itâs the only one i can think of#i literally have no idea who lloyd could be#ninjago#lego ninjago#morro ninjago#ninjago morro#morro wu#valorant
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I think cringe is a fine word to use but I think cringe culture should die and we should kill people for stigmatizing what's perceived as "cringe"
#/silly#/j#mostly#legalize killing people#but only if I want them dead#your ethics are invalid#jk murder is wrong#or is it#cringe#cringe culture#cringe culture is dead#I have no tags and I must tag#how do ppl even use tags I have like zero clue#i am cringe but i am free
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Hello dears! I am asking you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. I am in dire need of your support now to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place both in terms of living and lives. The family consists of 20 members, most of them are young children. I need your financial support to enable me to get the basic needs for my family until the Rafah crossing is reopened to transport my family to safety and peace. Please help a family stay alive through your small donations or through your shares to others. Thank you very much for standing by those in need. My campaign 90-ghoset has been documented
Okay, will delete if it turns out to be a scam
#this is like the fourth one today and I still have zero clue how to tag these posts#go fund them#fundraising
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Found it
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#there's no button to change the part of the image that the pfp focuses on so get used to loong neck#I remember when I first drew it thinking that everything was so well proportioned but the second I started making it my pfp I saw neck long#rip max tag size#just means if I really want to run on in one I get to optimize for space and do some compression instead of going lossless#also enjoy the blinding colours of my blog now I have the default command prompt on all of my machines be those colours so I'm used to it#I also realized I have just about zero clue how tumblr actually works but like that's ok I don't care that much
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Denmark/Norway (Hetalia), Minor Hong Kong/Iceland (Hetalia) - Relationship, one-sided Hong Kong/Norway, Iceland & Norway (Hetalia), Denmark & Iceland (Hetalia) Characters: Iceland (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Hong Kong (Hetalia) Additional Tags: Family Feels, Comedy, mentioned and non graphic abuse, mentioned/hinted attempted assault, Neglect, lack of communication used for both angst and comedy, Alternate Universe - Human, i have accepted there will be typos i'm terrible at spotting them and am sorry, Self-Esteem Issues, a lot of sass and snark in this one, lukas/norway could be read as neurodivergent, sweden and finland are there with their adopted baby sealand, but i'm not sure how big their role will be hence them not being tagged, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, and the norway hong kong is SUPER one sided, like just a crush at best Summary:
In regards to the question Emil had asked himself about twenty four hours ago, ie, "Who in their right mind would date his creepy, older brother for longer than a month?" the answer had come to him in the form of a muscular, blonde man casually leaning against their front door, complete with tight black pants and red button down partially opened to show off his sparse chest hair and gold necklace.
Who would date Lukas? An absolute tool, apparently...
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Emil figuratively wishes on a monkey's paw for his weirdo older brother to focus his smothering onto someone else. It happens, he hates everything about it, and he won't stand for it, damnit!
#hetalia#i have ZERO clue how to tag this pairing tag wise#but it speaks for itself#i was posting stuff for hetalia pre anime and on freakin' LIVEJOURNAL#i don't even remember what i contributed except for like one drawing#i know i did more#but also that stuff is lost more than likely#not super sad about it#literally don't remember anything lol#and that one pic was so easy i could redo it today so no big loss this happens#but yeah happy to check back in as it was/is easily the best fandom i've been into ^^
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i need to make a revised tag list so bad. do i just start tagging things properly now or do i wait forever until i go and fix my tags
#i need to clean up my photography tag#i need flora fauna interior exterior landscape tags so desperately#i have zero clue how to categorize fashion photography sometimes. like magazine photoshoots.#cause itâs definitely different from interior or landscape photography. but itâs also sometimes different from fashion. sometimes clothes a#*sometimes clothes are not the focus or visible or present at all#plus âfashion photographyâ is just too long for one tag#is âmagazineâ a good catchall tag? that would cover stuff like promotional campaigns too#i could recontextualize my âpeopleâ tag. itâs slightly different nuance but it would work#i guess i could use both?#hmmmmmmmmmgh.#i should change yar har har to privateering. for funsies. and i feel so stupid typing yar har har#i have so many messy âfor laterâ tags. i think i need to make a directory in general
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The "Barbed Wire and Cock" cover of Gay Community News, October 17, 1981, vol 9, no 3. By Ron Fowler.
#would love for like-minded ppl to find this image but i have zero clue how to tag this so it'll just chuck it onto my blog#gay community news#ron fowler#barbed wire and cock#(lmao)
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đ§ Fake Amnesia
*part of the reverse trope series*
Pairing: Lando Norris x Fan!Reader Genre: Fluff/Humor/SMAU Summary: There was a saying that if you knew a celebrity existed, your chances of meeting them out and about decreased significantly. Is it true? No clue. But, you weren't about to let that stop you from finding Lando Norris in Imola.
*I am so so sorry for the very late and delayed chapter. I hope you all like it! I switched out this one to write it before the next as "Love Triangle" was supposed to come out first, but we've had a lot of Lestappen for now! But here we go!"
TAG LIST IS CLOSED
Were you a bit stupid?Â
Yes. Yes you were. Did you more money than your budget allowed just to get to Imola a few days early to possibly not even find Lando? You didnât want to talk about it.Â
But right now as you perused through the local shopping area, you didnât take the time to really dwell on your past choices. Only finding Lando could save you now. Which that seemed like a faraway dream.Â
Whatever that one reddit post said about having a higher chance of meeting a celebrity if you didnât know them was absolute bullshit. You couldnât go back in time to stop yourself from liking a thirst trap of Lando on TikTok. And now because of that, your chances of meeting the British driver seriously decreased.Â
How on earth were you supposed to find one of the most popular men alive, on a race weekend, where everyone was already looking to spot the driver in a more relaxed setting? You had no clue. But the shopping center felt like a good idea.Â
You had been drawn in by one of the jewelry sections, eyes glazing over the number of zeros that followed every first number. Your heart winced at the thought of even buying one. To be honest, you didnât even know how you got into this mall in the first place. Everyone around you was dressed in the highest European fashion.Â
Your outfit wasnât terrible per say, but it didnât reflect the Italian area either. You were wearing some cream baggy linen pants that matched the light orange top that you had thrown on after scrambling to find a shirt. You didnât really know exactly what shirt you were wearing, except that it was comfortable and went well with the pants. The giant number 4 on the back went completely unnoticed. Sandals adorned your feet and sunglass sat as though a crown on your head. Your cross-body bag dangled a bit against your side.Â
You had just cringed once again at a price tag when your eyes landed on some brown curly hair. Your eyes followed the coils down to the face and you wanted to scream (but held it in because you were not about to get kicked out).Â
There was no way that Lando Norris was standing about 10 feet away from you.Â
There was no way.Â
Except your hands automatically opened your phone and the twitter app popped up. You were too busy looking down at your phone, fingers moving at the speed of light, to notice that some hazel eyes had landed on your figure.Â
Lando, on the other hand, wanted to sigh. Could he go one day without having to get stopped by fans? The giant 4 on your shirt seemed to mock him. Internally, he was wishing that the girl was a Max or Charles fan.Â
But, he was going to be the bigger person and approach the nice looking girl before she could bring more attention to him. He decreased the space between them and tapped her shoulder, getting her attention.Â
You were not expecting a tap on the shoulder. And you were definitely not expecting that tap to come from Lando Norrisâs finger.Â
âCan I sign something for you?â he asked. The sound of his voice must have put some type of spell on you since you felt as though you couldnât speak.Â
Lando huffed. âPlease? I donât need other people finding out that Iâm here and then Iâll have to leave.âÂ
You blinked twice at him before you finally found your voice. âIâm sorry. Who are you exactly?âÂ
Stupid reddit post.Â
The McLaren driver wanted to smack himself. Were you a fan? Or maybe you were wearing a papaya colored shirt that supported another person, who happened to have the same number? Or maybe if was your friendâs shirt? Or one you thrifted?
He winced. âI am so sorry. I thought. . . âÂ
You shifted on your feet, brain trying to come up with an idea for what happens next. You were standing in front of thee Lando Norris. You couldnât miss this opportunity.Â
Lando watched your eyes widen and he wanted to hide. Maybe you were just shocked that it was him?Â
Your eyes then squinted. âYou look really familiar. Oh, I know where youâre from.âÂ
The Briton wanted to run and hide. This was it, you were going to start squealing, and then other people will look that way, see Lando, cause a giant crowd, and then he wouldnât be able to do anything for the rest of the weekend.Â
He was doomed.Â
âYouâre that actor right? From Spiderman.âÂ
This time, Lando blinked while staying silent.Â
âNo, I believe thatâs Tom Holland.âÂ
âOh.âÂ
Now it was getting awkward with the two of you just looking at each other. Which, this gave you the perfect opportunity to memorize the different shades of blue, green, and brown in his eyes. You looked to the side and chewed on you bottom lip.Â
Lando looked stuck.Â
âI am so sorry for interrupting your shopping,â he started out.Â
You waved your hands, trying to act nonchalant. âItâs fine. Wasnât like I could buy anything here. Way too many zeros for my liking.âÂ
Lando giggled at that and you internally melted.Â
Time to add âgot Lando Norris to giggle like a schoolgirlâ on your resume.Â
âYeah. Bit too posh for me as well.âÂ
You raised an eyebrow. âReally? You look like you fit in a bit more than I do.âÂ
He rolled his eyes before huffing. âIâd rather spend time playing video games at my house instead.âÂ
Now this is what you could get behind. When you first started following Lando, gaming started to interest you. Because of him, you were able to meet a bunch of friends through gaming. Your notifications were specifically set up to let you know when Lando was streaming.Â
Your eyes lit up with some excitement, which Lando thought was adorable.Â
âI like to game too! Itâs fun playing weird simulator games. Me and my friends tried this goat game one time and we couldnât stop laughing.âÂ
This time, Landoâs eyes sparkled.Â
âIâve played goat simulator too with my friends! Charles . . .â he caught himself, not wanting to give out more names. âUh my friends Carl, Alec, and Jord really liked it during the pandemic. And then we got Dax in on it too.âÂ
You wanted to absolutely start laughing, since you actually watched that stream live back in 2020. The cute names he gave to Charles, Alex, George, and Max were adorable. Your friends, although knowing you were watching the stream, had sent you the link and asked if youâd want to play the same simulator. Letâs just say, your laugh rivaled teapot-Charles.Â
âThey sound like fun,â you said, a warm tone in your voice that had Lando melting like chocolate under a hot summerâs sun.Â
There was a bit of silence before Lando spoke up again. âDo you maybe, this sounds so weird, but thereâs a game store farther down, would you want to join me?âÂ
There was no way in hell that youâd tell him no.Â
You smiled up at him. âSure! Lead the way! By the way, Iâm Y/n.âÂ
Lando went to say something but stopped. You could tell he almost said his name, and youâd bet money on the name that was about to come out of his mouth.Â
âIâm Bob.â
Bingo.Â
You snorted. âYou donât look like a Bob. But what would I know?âÂ
The two of you laughed as you started walking farther into the shopping center. You exchanged laughs here and there, sharing stories about your lives with Lando being very vague about his day job.Â
âI work as an Uber driver,â he had said after you confessed that you were now working as a part-time gamer and then part-time relator. The work was hard, but that job allowed you to spend your hard-earned money on fun things like: coming to Imola early to try to find Lando.Â
Low-and-behold, you did.Â
Spending the afternoon with him felt so comfortable, as if you had known each other your entire lives. And Lando, to his surprise, felt the same. After the gaming store, he even invited you to lunch.Â
âYou know you donât have to do that,â you told him, but kept stride alongside him as he walked toward the small restaurants.Â
He shrugged. âI know. But I like spending time with you.âÂ
A deep blush formed on your face as you kept walking. The bright red caused Lando to smirk just a bit.Â
As you ate and made conversation, you suddenly felt the urge to use the bathroom. You quickly excused yourself and left, leaving Lando at the table along.Â
He hadnât meant to look, but your phone kept going off and his eyes just barely looked at your screen. They widened with he noticed his exact points in the season along with McLarenâs and the race schedule. And the picture of him from Miami after his first win as your lockscreen.
The Box-Box app.Â
He pursed his lips for a moment, briefly feeling played. But as he sat and thought about the past few hours that he spent with you, he felt content. At any point, you could have screamed his name, asked for a picture, and ruin his shopping trip. You could have tweeted his location and hordes of people would have shown up.Â
But you didnât. Â
The McLaren driver was so caught up in his head that he didnât heard you coming. Thankfully, your screen had gone dark, still giving the effect that you âdidnât knowâ who he really way.Â
âEverything ok Bob?â you asked as you sat back down, stealing one of his French fries from his tray.Â
Lando shook his head, ridding the âbetrayalâ from his thoughts.Â
âJust perfect. Trying to figure out who might win the Formula 1 race this weekend.âÂ
He wanted to smirk at you froze for just a second before leaning back just a bit, arms crossed over your chest.Â
âWhat is that? Some type of NASCAR thing?âÂ
Oh, so you knew how to play.Â
Luckily for Lando, so did he.Â
âItâs a bit different,â he said as he took a sip of his drink.Â
You were internally freaking out.Â
Did he know? If he knew then he might say something. And then heâll call his security team and get you a ban from the paddock. And you might even go to jail for stalking. Could you even go to Italian jail for that? You didnât know and didnât want to find out.Â
However, Lando kept silent as the two of you finished your lunches. Easy conversation did flow once again when you steered it back to gaming. You had a giant smile as the two of you walked out of the shopping area.Â
However, your heart dropped when you realized that the time with the Briton was coming to a quick end. Lando was feeling the same.Â
You let out a sigh as you turned to look him in the eyes. âThank you for today. I had a lot of fun! Like I said, you didnât have to.âÂ
Lando scoffed. âOf course I did. I interrupted your shopping. It was the least I could do.âÂ
There was a lingering silence before you broke it.Â
âI guess this is the end then Bob.â You held out a hand for him to shake, but he rolled his eyes and brought you into a hug. You parted after a bit and started to walk toward the little Fiat you had rented for the weekend.Â
Lando felt torn until he realized he could definitely see you again.Â
âY/n! Wait!âÂ
You turned around to see Lando running up to you, phone out.Â
âCan I have your number?âÂ
Yep, this is how you were going to die. Y/n L/n found dead in a parking lot after Lando Norris asked for her number. What an amazing way to go out in the end.Â
You didnât say anything, but quickly opened your phone and handed it to him, new contact ready to be filled out. The driver was smirking to himself as he filled out his information. He handed your phone back to you, only to lean down and kiss your cheek.
The familiar bright red once again filled them in as he leaned back.Â
âI had a lot of fun today. Maybe Iâll see you soon?â he quietly said as he started to walk away.Â
âMaybe,â you said back, biting your bottom lip after.Â
Lando swore that if the two of you werenât in the parking lot, heâd bite it for you.Â
When he was a bit away, he turned back and waved at you, happy to see that you were still staring at him. But who wouldnât stare at Lando Norris though. Definitely not you, you could stare all day long if you could.Â
âBye Y/n!â
âBye Lando!âÂ
Your hands clapped over your mouth as you watched him lean back in a full laugh. You even had him hunching over in a fit of giggles. You still watched as his shoulders shake as he got into what looked to be an Uber.Â
Your phone buzzed, causing you to look down at it. There was an email and a text message. One from McLaren and one from âLando đ§ĄâÂ
âMaybe next time I can sign your shirt. I think itâs cute that you follow my points :)â
You turned around quickly, trying to see the back of your shirt in the reflection of your rental car. There it was, in all itâs glory.Â
The giant-ass â4.âÂ
âShit.âÂ
y/n_l/n has posted
y/n_y/n kinda confused about 20 guys driving around in circles. someone know what this is called?
also ran into this really cute guy. says he drives for a living. didn't know uber drivers could be hot
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friend1 ayo is that the guy that you will not shut up about?
landonorris awww you don't shut up about me??
y/n_l/n STOP EXPOSING ME
bestie ok I see the appeal, can you ask someone for that brunet in the red's number??
maxverstappen1 đ¤şđ¤şđ¤ş
y/n_l/n i think he's taken
charles_leclerc I am??
maxverstappen1 âšď¸
charles_leclerc I AM TAKEN
friend2 so luckyyyyyyy
friend4 glad you had fun!
oscarpiastri I think it's called Formula 1
y/n_l/n finally someone who knows something @.landonorris you've been replaced
landonorris osc, we've talked about this
fan1 what the heck is going on
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