#//bro is not going to remember this tomorrow 😔

[phantumpkiki]

Kiki! Kikikikikikikikikiki

Thoughts on Julie?

I love Juli I love juliiiii!! I love her so muc!!

(I love Julie, I love Julie!! I love her so much!)

[requiemforthepoets]

en garde! 𖦹 CL16

PAIRINGS: charles leclerc x fencer!leclerc!reader , f1 grid x fencer!leclerc!reader

SUMMARY: charles had been asking you to teach him fencing, and you finally did.

REMINDERS: this is purely fiction, the way how the character is portrayed in my story does not reflect the person that is portraying my character in real life. always separate fiction from reality, and do not repost or copy my work in any way.

WARNINGS: smau mixed with narrations, inconsistent photos, typos, not proofread, cursing, no use of y/n on the narrations, poorly google translated italian, and all photos are taken from pinterest

FACE CLAIMS: all from pinterest

WORD COUNT: 4.5k

AUTHOR’S NOTE: it’s been a long time since i added a new fic to my leclerc!sister series, so here it is hehe sorry, i’ve yapped a LOT about fencing on the narration part, so pls forgive me 😭 i hope i didn’t bore you a lot with fencing stuff 😭 i’m also accepting request for this series (i’m running out on ideas lmao 🥲) but i hope that you’ll enjoy this one!

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MONACO

The sound of clashing blades echoed through the halls of the Club d’Escrime, a backdrop to your training session with Marco, your Italian coach. Fully suited in your white fencing uniform, mask tucked under your arm, you watched the double doors open, revealing your brother, Charles and his videographer, Antoine. The latter already had his camera rolling, and Charles, in his usual casual style—jeans, a dark hoodie, and white sneakers, looking like he had just stepped off a magazine cover.

“Finally!” You said, walking towards them with a smile. “Thought you’d never make it.”

Charles chuckled, spreading his arms in mock exasperation. “Don’t start! You’re the one who’s always impossible to catch. What is it this week? Tokyo? Budapest?”

“Home, for once,” you replied with a laugh, gesturing around the salle. “But that’s rare, as you know.”

“The place is very stunning,” Charles said, as he marveled the interior of the salle. “So this is where gold medals are made?” He teased.

“Something like that,” you replied, your voice light with pride. “Though Marco here deserves half the credit.”

“Ah, Charles! Finalmente ci incontriamo,” Marco greeted, shaking Charles’ hand firmly. His thick Italian accent added a charm to his words. “Your sister talks about you a lot.”

“È un piacere finalmente conoscerti. Lei non parla mai di me quando vinco, però.” He joked, shooting a playful look your way.

“Not true, and you know it.” You rolled your eyes at the comment.

Marco laughed, patting Charles on the shoulder. “Well today, we’ll see if athletic talent runs in the family, sì?”

“Okay, so here we are at the Club d’Escrime in Monaco. This is where my sister trains—when she’s not winning Olympic gold, of course,” he said grinning at you and turning towards the camera.

“We’ve been planning this fencing lesson for many months now, but with her busy training schedule and my racing calendar, it’s been almost impossible to find a day that worked for both of us. So finally, today is the day!” Charles added.

“Did you mention how excited you’ve been?” You quipped, folding your arms.

Charles smirked. “I may have. But, let’s be honest, you’re probably more nervous than I am.”

“Nervous?” You scoffed. “Why would I be nervous? You’re the one holding a weapon for the first time.”

“Ah, but I’ve seen the movies,” he countered, mimicking a clumsy lunge. “How hard can it be?”

You laughed at his theatrics, shaking your head. “We’ll see how long that confidence lasts when Marco puts you through the warm-up.”

“Speaking of which,” Marco interjected, “shall we start soon? Time is short, and I want to see if he can last more than five minutes.”

“You’re in for a workout.” You teased and smiled.

Charles gave an exaggerated sigh but could not hide his amusement. “Great. I love being underestimated.”

“You’re about to learn that fencing isn't as easy as people make it look on TV.” You smiled at the camera.

“Or tiktok.” Charles quipped, earning a chuckle from Marco.

You gestured towards the piste. “Alright, let’s get you geared up. I don’t want to hear any excuses later.”

Once Charles was all suited up, he stepped onto the piste, fully suited in his borrowed fencing gear, and you couldn’t help but pause. There was something striking about the way the jacket, breeches, and long socks suited him. The silver sheen of the lamé, a metallic vest worn over the jacket for scoring, added an almost regal touch. You smirked as you took in the sight of your brother adjusting his gloves.

“Oh my god. I’ve never looked so good.” Charles said as he came out all suited up.

“Would you look at that,” you began, folding your arms. “Hate to admit it, but you look good. Maybe too good.”

Charles glanced up, clearly amused. “Oh? Surprised your brother cleans up well?”

“I’m just saying, if this racing thing doesn’t work out, you might have a future as a fencer. Imagine, Charles Leclerc, Olympic Champion.” You gave him an exaggerated once-over. “The gear suits you.”

“I mean, I do look the part.” He smiled, striking a mock fencing pose, which was more comedic than impressive.

“You do,” you admitted with a laugh. “But let’s see if you can move like a fencer before you start planning your second career.”

“Basta con i complimenti. Time for the warm-up! No excuses later when your legs start complaining.” Marco smiled.

Charles groaned playfully, shooting you a mock glare. “Leg day already gets me in the gym. Don’t let him overdo it.”

“Stop whining,” you teased, motioning for him to follow Marco. “You’ll thank him when you’re not limping tomorrow.”

“We begin easy,” he said, demonstrating a forward bend. “Touch your toes, Charles. Keep your legs straight.”

“Easy for you to say,” he muttered, glancing at Marco, who was effortlessly folding himself in half.

“Come on, Charlie. You can’t lose to a guy twenty years older than you.” You chuckled from the sidelines, standing near Antoine, who was filming the entire thing.

“Thanks for the encouragement,” Charles quipped, finally managing to graze his toes. “I see you’re enjoying this too much.”

“I am.” You admitted, voice light with laughter.

Next were lunges, which Charles did with ease, his form surprisingly precise. “Now these, I can handle. We do this in the gym all the time.”

“Good. Now arm extensions, long and controlled. Think of reaching for the target.” Charles mirrored Marco’s movements, extending his arms fluidly.

You couldn’t resist teasing, “not bad, Charles. Maybe you’re a natural after all.”

“Maybe I am,” he replied, smirking. “See? I’ve got this.”

“Next is jumping jacks,” Marco interrupted, clearly amused by your banter.

Charles transitioned smoothly into the exercise, his movements energetic and practiced. As he worked through the routine, Charles suddenly turned to you, his tone curious.

“Why don’t we ever train together? Seems like it could be fun.” Charles glanced at you.

“Because you’d complain the whole time.” You laughed, shaking your head.

“Hey, I don’t complain that much.” He argued, clearly offended.

You just laughed at him, waving a hand dismissively. “Fencing is my thing, Charlie. I need to focus when I’m training, it’s not all fun and games.”

“And today isn’t serious?” Charles raised a brow, pausing mid-jumping jack.

“Not really,” you admitted with a shrug. “Today’s more about proving to you that fencing isn’t as easy as it looks.”

“Good luck with that,” he said, clearly amused. “You forget who you’re talking to.”

“Charles,” Marco interjected, a mischievous glint in his eye, “your sister has a gold medal, she might surprise you.”

“I don’t doubt that,” he said sincerely, before his grin returned. “But I’m still confident I can keep up.”

“That’s the spirit!” You smiled.

”The floor is yours, campionessa.” Marco smiled as he stepped back, and gestured for you to take over.

“Alright,” you turned to Charles. “Let’s start with the basics. This is going to be your crash course in fencing, everything you need to know before you touch the blade.”

Antoine, still filming, zoomed in on Charles’ face as he nodded, looking serious. “I’m ready, let’s hear it.”

“Fencing is one of the oldest sports in the world. It dates back centuries, originally used in dueling and combat training, but over time, it became more of a sport.” You explained. “In fact, fencing has been part of the Olympics since the very first modern games in 1896.”

“1896?” Charles repeated, very intrigued. “So, it’s been around forever.”

“Pretty much,” you confirmed with a smile. “Since then, it’s evolved into three distinct disciplines—foil, sabre, and epee. Each had different rules, strategies, and weapons. That’s what makes fencing so fascinating, you’re not just swinging a sword around. It’s a mind game as much as a physical one, that’s why some call it physical chess.”

Charles tilted his head, clearly interested. “What’s the difference between the three?”

“Come on, let me show you guys.” You walked over to a nearby rack, where several swords were neatly displayed, each one gleaming under the salle’s lights.

“This is a foil.” You picked up a foil, you held it up for him and the viewers to see. “It is the lightest of the three weapons, weighing about 500 grams, and the one I use. Foil fencing focuses on precision and technique, the target area is only the torso, and points are scored with the tip of the blade.”

Charles reached out, and you handed him the foil. He tested the weight of the blade, lifting and lowering it.

“It’s lighter than I thought.” He admitted, giving it a small swing.

“Foils are meant for agility and speed,” you explained. You then picked up a sabre, slightly heavier with a distinct curved guard. “This is a sabre. It’s a bit heavier, and the rules are very different. In sabre, you can score with the edge of the blade, not just the tip, and target area is the upper body—above the waist, including arms and head.”

“Sounds aggressive,” Charles remarked, running his hand along the blade’s flat edge.

“Oh, it is,” you chuckled. “Sabre is all about speed and attack. It’s fast-paced, almost like a sprint compared to foil’s more calculated, chess-like style.”

“And the last one?” Charles asked, pointing to the remaining weapon.

“This is the epee,” you said as you picked up the epee, handing it to him. “It’s the heaviest of the three, about 775 grams, and the target area is the entire body, head to toe. But in epee, there’s no right of way, whoever hits first, scores.”

Charles tested the epee in his grip, nodding thoughtfully. “So it’s more…straightforward?”

“In a way, yes,” you said, setting the sabre and foil back on the rack. “But it can also lead to longer matches since there’s no restriction on who can attack when, you need all the patience you can get when playing epee.”

The camera panned as you gestured for Charles to follow you back to the piste. “Now, let’s talk about the rules. In foil, which is what we’ll be learning today, the target area is just the torso. No arms, legs, and head. If you hit anywhere else, it doesn’t count.”

“Got it,” Charles said. “What about the scoring?”

“In foil, we use something called right of way. It means that the fencer who initiates the attack has priority. If the other fencer wants to score, they have to defend or parry first, and then counterattack.”

You picked up a foil and demonstrated, lunging forward in a quick, fluid motion. “For example, if I attack you like this, you can’t just hit me back. You’d need to block my blade first.”

“So, it’s not just about being faster, it’s about timing.” Charles frowned slightly, absorbing the information.

“Yup,” you said, impressed. “It’s about strategy and reading your opponent’s moves. Now, there are also some practical rules. The piste, the one we are standing on right now, is 14 meters long and 1.5 to 2 meters wide. If you step off, you lose ground or even a point, and you can’t use your off-hand to block, and obviously, no overly aggressive moves like charging into your opponent.”

Charles raised a brow. “No tackling allowed? Shame.”

“Not unless you want to get a penalty.” You laughed, shaking your head. “Lastly, to win a match, you have to reach a predetermined number of points, usually 15, or have the highest score by the end of the time limit.”

“Okay, I’ll give you a quick demonstration of how right of way works in a tournament.” You gestured for Marco to join you, and he grabbed another foil, stepping into position, as Antoine adjusted his camera as you stepped back onto the piste.

“Watch closely,” you instructed as you and Marco faced off. “Marco will attack, and I’ll defend and counter.”

Marco lunged forward with a smooth attack, and you parried, your blades clashing with a satisfying ring before you swiftly riposted, your blade landing lightly on his torso.

Turning to Charles, you explained. “Since I defended first and then countered, I get the point. Make sense?”

Charles nodded slowly, his brows furrowed in thought. “So, if I just swing wildly, it’s useless unless I have priority.”

“Yes,” you said smiling. “Fencing isn’t about brute force, it’s about control, precision, and strategy.”

“This all felt like a masterclass,” Charles chuckled. “This is very incredible stuff.”

Once Charles had a solid grasp of the basic rules and ths purpose of fencing, you decided it was time to get into the technical aspects.

“Alrighty,” you began, pacing in front of him, foil in hand. “Before you can start attacking, you need to learn how to defend yourself. So, let’s talk about parrying.”

“There are four primary parries in fencing, and each one is important for blocking and setting yourself up for a counterattack.” You added.

Charles nodded, gripping the foil in his hand as if ready to jump in. “Alright, I’m listening. Hit me with it.”

“Not literally,” you teased, pointing your foil at him briefly before continuing. “First is parry four. This is your standard parry, used to block attacks aimed at your torso. You bring the blade across your body like this.”

You demonstrated, twisting your wrist and angling your blade so that the imaginary opponent’s strike would be deflected away. Charles mimicked the movement, though his hand was stiff, and his blade angle slightly off.

You leaned in, using the tip of your foil to adjust his blade position. “Loosen your wrist a bit, it’s all about control, not brute strength. The goal is to guide their blade away, not smack it out of their hands.”

“Okay, okay. Got it.” Charles said, trying again. This time, his movement was smoother.

“Better,” you said, stepping back. “Next is parry six. The one is similar to parry four, but instead of protecting the inside of your body, it covers the outside. Like this.” You executed the parry with ease, your blade moving in a fluid arc.

Charles tried to copy the movement, his blade wobbling slightly as he adjusted his wrist.

“Close,” you said, stepping closer. “But watch your wrist, it needs to stay firm, or you’ll lose control of your blade.” You tapped the back of his hand with your foil, and he adjusted accordingly.

“Parry eight is for low attacks to the outside of your body.” You continued, moving on, and crouching slightly, angling your blade downward to demonstrate. “This one is a little tricky because it requires good reflexes. You’re aiming to protect your lower torso and legs.” Charles gave it a go, though his stance was a bit too wide.

“Too much space,” you said, tapping his knee lightly with your blade. “Keep your movements controlled. The smaller the motion, the quicker you can recover.”

“This is harder than it looks.” Charles exhaled, looking at the camera as he adjusted his stance.

“That’s fencing for you,” you said with a grin. “Last one, parry seven. This one is similar to parry eight, but it protects the inside of your body instead of the ourside.”

You demonstrated the motion, and Charles followed suit, this time managing a relatively smooth movement.

“Good,” you said, stepping back. “Now, key things to remember when parrying—keep your blade pointed at your opponent at all times. It’s not just about blocking, it’s about setting yourself up for a counterattack. As soon as you’ve parried, you need to riposte, counterattack, immediately. If you wait too long, you’ll lose your advantage.”

Marco stepped forward, foil in hand, and you turned to Charles. “I’ll show you how it’s done.”

You squared off with Marco, and as he lunged forward with a mock attack, you parried effortlessly, your blade gliding against his and redirecting it away. In the same motion, you extended your arm, blade tip landing lightly on Marco’s torso.

“See how quick that was?” You said, turning to Charles. “It’s a fluid motion—parry and riposte, all in one go. No wasted movements.”

Charles nodded, his brows furrowed in concentration. “Alright, let me try.”

You stepped aside, letting Marco face Charles. As Marco slowly lunged, Charles attempted a parry, though his movement was slightly delayed, and his riposte lacked precision.

“Not bad,” you said encouragingly. “But don’t overthink it. The more natural it feels, the faster you’ll be.”

“Okay, let’s talk about stance,” you said, planting your feet firmly on the piste. “Your stance is your foundation, if it’s wrong, everything else falls apart.”

You demonstrated, keeping your feet shoulder-width apart, one foot pointing forward and the other at a slight angle.

“Your dominant hand is the one holding the foil. The non-dominant hand stays behind you, raised slightly for balance. So, which hand are you using?” You asked.

“Right.” Charles said, switching the foil to his dominant hand.

“Good,” you said. “Now, copy my stance.”

Charles mirrored your position, though his back foot was slightly out of place.

“Close, but—” you tapoed his leg lightly with your foil. “Your back foot needs to be at an angle, like this. Don’t forget to bend your knees slightly. You need to stay low for balance and quick movement.”

“Not bad,” you said, nodding approvingly when Charles adjusted his stance. “Now let’s work on movement. When you’re in your stance, you need to be able to move forward, backward, and side-to-side quickly withou losing your balance.”

You demonstrated, gliding forward and backward with small, controlled steps. “Notice how my feet stay the same distance apart, no matter where I go. That keeps me balanced and ready to attack or defend.”

Charles followed your lead, though his movements were a bit stiff.

“Relax,” you said, smiling. “You’re not marching in the military. It’s more like a dance, fluid and controlled.” He tried again, this time loosening up slightly.

“Better,” you said. “Now let’s add a lunge, the lunge is your main attacking move. From your stance, you push off your back leg and extend your front leg forward, like this.” You demonstrated, your movement smooth and precise. Charles attempted the motion, but his lunge was too short.

“Bigger step,” you said, tapping his front leg with your foil. “You want fo cover as much ground as possjble without overextending.” After a few tries, he managed a decent lunge.

“Not bad,” you said, stepping back. “You’re getting there. Now, let’s put it all together—stance, movement, parries, and lunges. You ready?”

Charles grinned, gripping his foil. “Ready as I’ll ever be.”

“Alright,” you said, picking up the body cord, “before we start, we need to get you all hooked up.”

Charles tilted his head, examining the cord. “What’s that for?”

“This is a body cord,” you explained, stepping closer to attach it to his fencing jacket. “It connects your weapon to the scoring system. When you land a valid touch, the electrical circuit completes, and the scoreboard registers the point.”

“So no sneaky hits?” He joked, watching closely as you secured it to his back and guided it through the sleeves of his jacket to attach to the foil.

“Not unless you want the referee to see it light up,” you quipped, making sure everything was in place before handing him a fencing mask. “Here, put this on.”

“For this first round, we’re keeping it simple, call it a trial run,” you said, rolling your shoulders and flexing your foil. “Marco will referee and keep things light. Just focus on getting comfortable.”

“Got it. Don’t go easy on me, though.” Charles raised his foil slightly, his excitement evident in his stance.

You laughed. “Trut me, Charles, I won’t.”

Marco stepped onto the side of the piste, holding a referee’s clicked in one hand. “Alright, trial run. I’ll call the touches. En garde!”

You and Charles took your positions at opposite ends of the piste, foils raised in salite before dropping into the en garde stance.

“Prêt? Allez!” Marco called, signaling the start of the bout.

Charles moved hesitant at first, testing his footing as he advanced. You let him come forward, observing his movements.

“Don’t forget your stance,” you reminded him, stepping back slightly. “Stay balanced.”

He nodded, adjusting his feet, and made a tentative lunge. Charles’ foil grazed your blade, missing the target area entirely.

“Close,” you said, countering with a light touch to his torso. Marco raised his hand. “Touch!”

Charles shook his head, laughing. “Okay, that was fast. Was that even one second?”

“Welcome to fencing,” you said with a grin. “It’s all about timing. Relax, though you’re doing fine.”

As the trial run continued, Charles began finding his rhythm. He landed his first touch on your shoulder, earing a quick ‘touch!’ from Marco.

“How does it feel?” You asked, stepping back for a brief pause.

Charles grinned under his mask. “Not bad! Are you nervous yet?”

“Me? Nervous?” You teased. “Cute. Let’s see how you handle the next round round.”

The second round began, and Charles was much more deliberate in his movements. He used the parries you had taught him, successfully blocking two of your attacks and landing another touch on your shoulder.

“Not bad, Lord Perceval,” you said, nodding as you reset your stance. “You’re learning quickly.”

“Of course,” he replied, his voice light with mock arrogance. “I’m a Leclerc. We adapt fast.”

By the end of the round, Marco called for a pause. “Alright, let’s use the scoreboard for the next one.”

“See this?” Marco said, pointing to the display. “Every valid touch will light up here with a beep. First to fifteen points wins.”

Charles noticed the screen, which displayed yor names, complete with small Monaco flags next to them.

“Wait, you personalized it?” He asked, laughing. “Now I feel like I’m in the Olympics.”

“Of course,” you said with a grin. “Nothing but the best for my big brother.”

Charles chuckled, lifting his foil again. As you adjusted your own, you bent the blade slightly, an action that caught his attention.

“Why are you doing that?” He asked.

“It’s something all fencers do,” you explained, holding the blade up for him to see. “Foils are flexible, and bending them ensures they’re in good condition and won’t snap. It also helps make the touches more accurate and less painful.”

“Huh,” Charles said, mimicking the motion with his own foil. “Interesting.”

“Alright, this is it,” you said, lowering your mask. “First to fifteen.”

Marco raised his hand. “En garde! Prêt? Allez!”

The boug began, and Charles quickly demonstrated his growing confidence. He moved fluidly, landing a few clean touches on your torso and arm. You could see his competitiveness kicking in, and you responded with sharper attacks, forcing him to parry and riposte.

Halfway through, the score was tied at 7-7, and the beeping sound of the scoreboard filled the room with each touch.

“You’re doing great.” You said during a brief pause.

“Thanks,” Charles replied, panting slightly. “But I’m not letting you win.”

“Good,” you said, resetting your stance. “Because I’m not letting you win, either.”

The intensity ramped up in the final stretch. Charles managed to land three more touches, bringing his total to ten, but you quickly countered with a series of precise attacks, pushing your score to fifteen.

Marco raised his hand as the final beep sounded. “Touché! Match for her—15 to 10!”

“Lifting your mask, you grinned at Charles, who pulled off his own mask, shaking his head in disbelief.

“That was incredible,” he said, still catching his breath. “I actually thought I had you for a moment there.”

“Well fought, champ! Ten points is impressive for a first timer, you did really great.” You said, resting your foil on your shoulder. “But I told you, fencing isn’t easy as it looks.”

Charles laughed, running a hand through his sweaty hair. “Yeah, no kidding. I think I’ll stick to racing.”

Marco, who had been observing with a smile, stepped in. “You were actually good for a beginner. You’re a fast learner, Charles. I’ve work with a lot of first-timers, and not many can pick up that quickly.”

“That’s true,” you chimed in nodding. “You were way better than I expected. Usually, people take ages to figure out how to lunge properly or keep their stance balanced.”

Charles’ grin widened. “Well, what can I say? It’s in my blood to be competitive.”

Marco laughed, clapping Charles on the shoulder. “You should come by more often during her trainings. You’d make a good parry partner.”

“Oh stop feeding his ego,” you said, rolling your eyes playfully. “It’s already huge.”

Charles gave a mock bow. “Keep it coming, Marco. I’m soaking it all in.”

Marco just smiled as the camera zoomed in on you both as he continued. “Not, really, Charles. If you’re free diring off-season, you should consider it. You’d give her a good challenge, and it would keep her on her toes.”

“Hmm…” Charles leaned on his foil again, pretending to consider the offer. “Fencing during off-season. I might actually think about that.”

You laughed. “Sure, if you can handle beaten every time.”

“Bold words. But we’ll see.” Charles grinned. “So, what’s next for you? You’ve already won the Olympics. Where do you go from here?”

“Next up is the Fencing World Cup. It’s coming up in a few months, so I’m focused on preparing for that.” You smiled, feeling the excitement bubbling inside of you.

Charles nodded. “If people want fo follow your journey, where can they find you?”

“Everywhere.” You said with a laugh, then added, “but seriously, you guys can follow me on my social media. If you are curious about up coming tournaments, you can check out Team Monaco’s offical instagram. They post all of the updates there.”

Charles turned to the camera. “There you have it, guys.” He then faced you and Marco. “I just want to say thank you, for real. I know your schedules are crazy, and you took time to teach me something completely out of my comfort zone. I really had fun.”

“You’re welcome here anytime, Charles.” Marco smiled warmly. “You’re a natural. Who knows? Maybe one day, you’ll be on the piste at a tournament.”

Charles laughed, shaking his head. “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but I appreciate the vote of confidence.”

“You did great today,” you grinned, nudging him lightly with your elbow. “Who knows? Maybe we’ll see you fencing for Monaco one day.”

Charles smiled. “Only if you promise not to embarrass me in front of everyone.”

“No promises.” You teased.

Marco gestured toward the camera. “Alright, shall we wrap this up?”

You, Charles, and Marco all faced the lens. “Thanks for watching!” You said with a wave. “Remember, fencing is cooler than you think.”

“And harder than it looks!” Charles added. “Thank you both for taking the time to teach me, I had a blast today. It’s always fun learning new things.”

“Of course, Charlie!” You replied warmly. “We’ll be waiting for your next fencing session.”

“You’re always welcome, Charles.” Marco smiled. “Just don’t take too long to return, alright? We might have to recruit you into the team at this rate!”

All of you laughed as you said your goodbyes, and with that, the video came to a close, screen fading into black.

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yn.jpg just a regular day at the office (bonus: taught charles fencing, see slide 4! 😁)

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username8 never knew i needed to see charles in a fencing gear up until now 😮‍💨 THANK YOU MOTHER!

landonorris can’t believe you taught charles first, i thought i was gonna be the first one 😞💔

yn.jpg sorry, big brother privileges 😔✊🏻

charles_leclerc what she said! 😁❤️

landonorris i see that you have taken my advice

yn.jpg yes, and i owe it all to you sir 🫡

landonorris when will u be our quadrant athlete 😔🤲🏻

yn.jpg idk bro, what do they do? 🤨

yn.jpg just hit up my personal coach 😁

landonorris ME NEXT PLS

yn.jpg THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU WANTING ME TO TEACH YOU ALL FENCING 😭😭😭

lilymhe I ASKED HER FIRST! FALL IN LINE!!

landonorris IM HER BEST FRIEND

landonorris BESTIE PRIVILEGES

yourbestfriend EXCUSE ME????

landonorris EXCUSED

username9 WE FINALLY GOT A JPG ACCOUNT??? ACTIVE ERA IS UPON US?????

yn.jpg u guys really gotta thank lando for convincing me on making one bc apparently according to him, i always “ghost” you all 😞💔

username9 OHMGYGOSD I LOVE YOU 😭

username10 GAIUS 🥺🥺🥺🥺

username11 CHARLES WHAT ARE YOU DOING 😭😭😭

username12 petition for you to have a yt acc or tiktok or smth 😔😔😔😔

username13 and then what? we all ended up being ghosted 😔😔😔😔

username13 she barely posts on instagram, and now that she has a jpg account, i’ll take what i can get tl have some y/n content 😔😔😔💔💔💔

username12 omg u right 😭😭😭

username14 ok, scuderiaferrari, just hear me out this once…what if y/n teaches charlos fencing on a tiktok or yt vid? huh huh huh, wouldn’t that be a great idea, right? 😁

scuderiaferrari hmmm, i think you might be onto something 🤔🤔🤔

username15 i will sacrifice my first born for this to happen 🤲🏻

username16 we are BEGGING, on our knees

username17 charles leclerc in fencing gear, save me. charles leclerc in fencing gear, save me 🛐

[uswnt5]

Everyone’s good energy really helped me yesterday so thank you. I’ll try to make this as brief as possible lol. I’d like to say that being a weekday and knowing we both worked the next day I didn’t think we’d spend the night together. She picked me up and brought me flowers which was so cute and all but I don’t own a fucking flower vase so I put them in a mixing bowl before leaving. She looked stunning! We grabbed dinner and then we went to a board game house. She insisted we play jenga again and I won one of the three times we played🤣 The place was pretty spacious and so we were pretty much alone in our corner. We got to talking and she asked me if I voted. I told her I did and she asked me for who. In my head I was like *bro this is about to go south* I told her I voted Harris Walz and she said “oh thank god, I thought i was going to have to cut the date short but thankfully not” and then I was like “huh got big plans”, bro she gave the EYES. We played a couple more bored games because I unfortunately do not know how to play any of the card games she wanted *I felt so much shame 🙃 like I don’t remember how to play go fish*

We walked around for a bit holding hands and it was all really nice. She’s so smart and kind. She drove me back home and I invited her in. I give her a tour of my place and on my desk she picks up the postcard that ACFC handed out at the last home game. And I let her to see if it prompts up her knowing of the team or recognizing Christen. YOO she says “I know her! I’ve seen her naked” when I tell you I cracked tf up. I asked her why and she tells me she lived in Chicago for two years and her friend took her to a Red Stars game!! I was like omg wth! I guess she saw CP and told her she was hot and as a birthday gag gift the friend gifted her Christen’s body issue and she kept it since then. I was like “wow what a coincidence I also think she’s hot” I then gave her a brief rundown on why I have the postcard, Christen, and being an ACFC STH. She doesn’t know woso and that game was her first but if things work out I’ll make sure it isn’t her last 👀

We chilled and then slept together 😩 I told her to stay because it was pretty late (or early depends how you look at it). She agreed and then we went out to her car and she had an overnight bag stashed in her trunk with her night stuff and clothes for work 🤭 I told her “ wow you came prepared” and we went inside got ready for bed and she did her whole night time skin care routine in the bathroom and it felt so nice doing such mundane stuff with someone. We cuddled and when I woke up this morning around 6:45 she was gone no note or text. I was like okay wow and she calls me 30 min later to open the door. SHE SHOWED UP WITH A FUCKING FLOWER VASE from the Vons a couple blocks from my place, looking so gorgeous in her clothes for work. I made some omelets and smoothies for breakfast. And then we both got ready and went about leaving for work.

I have now changed my plans and will be watching the pink flops game tomorrow night at my place with her. I’m just hoping they don’t let me down tomorrow because depending on how the game goes I could very well give her the ick. 🤣 I asked her out for the 2nd date on Sunday, so feel free to leave suggestions. thank you all for your interest in this

P.s I need advice on when to tell her I’m not out to my family 😔

-Age gap body issue french toast hookup anon

Oh my fucking god anon you hit the JACKPOT with this one! lol wow, I am very impressed with her game! How sweet is it that she went to get you a vase!

So happy for you! Sounds like you really like her and she CLEARLY really likes you! All these shows of effort! I tell ya, the dream!

Here you go, anons. I know you've been waiting on an update lmao!

[l0verf0rever]

can we get a like angst/ fluff with jude where they are broken up but both still love eachother and just thought it would be better for them tk break up. then they like both see eachother in Mykonos and have a one night stand but neither want it to be a one night stand and have like a little heart tk heart when they see eachother out the next day. 🫶🏻

𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 | 𝙅𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙖𝙢

{ Social Media Au! | Jude Bellingham x Reader }

Angst, Smut, Fluff

Masterlist

Current

3 Months Ago you’re Boyfriend Broke up with you

Stalking each other story and it usually goes to nowhere scared to talk to each other but both still asking how each is doing through friends

Friend arguing about how the girl He’s linked with looks like you haven’t really found anyone wishing at least to be on speaking terms

they advice you to get out there so You can find Someone they brougnt you to Greece to party and get drunk and have ‘great sex’

Greece , Mykonos.

User1: Bro jude fumbled this girl?

Replied User2: Real 🤡 moments

User3: hope they get back together i can feel it

Replied User4: me when im delulu

User1: isn’t He’s ex at mykonos too?

Replied User2: manifest~~~

User2: i miss Y/n and Him

Replied User3: Real

User4:He looks so good

User5: Not him getting too used to pretty women when Y/n Is literally won awards and well respected athlete 😔 gotta keep these guys in check

Replied User6:if she can get broken up with we can too😭😭😔😔🥲

you miss him in a way you two spent time together curled out together in You’re own two worlds during vacations

Remembering the things he said still hurts in a way nowadays stalking each others stories and leading to nowhere hoping he’ll talk to you

Crying you’re self to sleep trying to keep yourself together seeing pictures of him everything felt so confusing questioning yourself why’d you even bother going here just to see him again? Relive the heart ache? Feeling like the foolish one

[Tomorrow came and the morning left it was night you never ever felt ready ]

You felt like no one knew you look at him with Another girl chugging another drink while she has him the bitter taste down you’re throat

you’re friend whispered “hey isn’t he judes teammate? I think you should talk to him he’s been looking at you from the start” you walk to him almost tripping

“are you okay?” He catches you on time he’s charming smile He’s hand on you’re hip enjoying each others company

you smile “ you’re performance was really good its like not tennis at this point” complimenting each others skills “you watch my Matches?” You asked “yeah actually my little sister looks up to you “ he smiled looking at you’re eyes sparkles “i forgot my name was Alexander just call me alex”

Judes eyes could pierce through the skin he felt a sense of jealousy looking across the room cause he miss you missed each others kiss those girls cant give what you had with him cant remake the feelings you both had and sure ass hell Alex can’t

You were at the bar alone alex left and felt someones hand holding you’re wrist dragging you to He’s room “Jude stop what are you doing?” He still doesn’t budge “jude stop “

Leading you in Hes room hes face near yours “you have a girls leave me alone ” He locks the door

“we aren’t even a thing please do this so we can call it even” You do still miss him “fine” He started to making out with you Missed this holding hes hands holding your body He’s hands removing you’re dress leaving you just in you’re bra and panties he ruins you’re make up and making Hickeys on each other and till both of you reach you’re highs

“I love you know that right?” Hes eyes on you as the sun rises “i know i miss you” He carried you bridal style to clean you Fell asleep

woke up to an empty bedroom feeling disappointed that you let him get you easily it hurts to have something everything felt sad without him you see He’s text

“ Meet me at the boat “ Hes devilishy handsome looks as you walked to him felt nervous “i want you i don’t want to be a another night stand i don’t want anyone else just you” its everything you ever wanted happened

User1: WAR IS OVERRR

User2: 🫶🫶🫶

You’re hands on he’s hair both of you blush being at each others arms again for forever and always.

THE END.

I Kinda struggled writing this and i don’t think this is my best but and i really like this concept actually and i listen to multiple songs for inspiration and hopefully you guys like it thank you for reading.🫶

[larsons-shattered-eyeballs]

PART 49 LIVEBLOG EVEN THOUGH IM STILL RECOVERING FROM THE ITHACA SAGA

- Damn, everyone is getting the silent treatment I guess

- “how far they’re willing to go” well, Arthur has done worse things than this for less sooooo

- Quite ironic for the friar to break the silence

- Wha?

- Barnobos is an ArthurxFriar shipper confirmed?

- I forgot that Arthur had like, every single disease imaginable

- IF BARNOBOS ISNT THE KILLER I SWEAR TO GOD

- Arthur. It is probably not the best idea so say you hate cultists in a room full of cultists.

- WHO THE FUCK IS GLUN???????

- AGAIN. DONT ACT STUPID IN A ROOM FULL OF MURDEROUS EXPERTS

- that was a lieeeeeee

- OHHHH SHIT WE FUCKED

-I guess we fighting god god now

- MY BROTHER IN CHRIST SHAKESPEARE ISNT ALIVE YET AND PROBABLY WONT EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!! STOP BEING A DUMBASS

-God forbid a woman has hobbies

- Ohhhh shitttttt

- we fucked

- yep we dead

- it was good knowing yall

- YOU ARE LITERALLY PROVING THEIR POINT

- yep, we dead

- Finally! The only GOOD decision Arthur has made this episode

- I swear if we are replacing blindfaith with this new friar I’m walking into the ocean/j

- Arthur our iron deficient king

-well no shit your having difficulties

- guys I think Arthur might actually die again soon…..

- honestly, smart move on the friars part

- Arthur you are literally under a fake identity, you are not trustworthy AT ALL

- YEP. BARNOBOS IS THE MURDERER

- OH SHIT IM THINKING ITS THE FRIAR

- ARTHUR NO

- OH SHIT

- rest in peace friar, you will be missed

- SPARE HIM PLEASE 🙏

- ARTHUR NO

-DONT

- phew, thank god

- Welp. That was awkward

- OHHHH GOD NO

- SECRET PASSAGE WAY LETS GOOOOOO

- I’m liking the friar now

- damn

- bro needs a doctor NOW

- warmer?

- oooooh a peephole?

- I think Everon uses these tunnels

- NAH WTF WAS THAT SIGIL???

- NAH FUCK THAT

- I personally think Arthur is well able to talk to a bloodthirsty drunkard if he can flirt with a serial killer

-MOIDAH TIME

- WE HAVE A GUN WE CAN GET THIS DONE

- oh shit i can’t with Arthur dying….

- he’s not gonna die by tomorrow, right?

- bro is coughing up his lungs atp

- this shit is too silent

- WHAT THE FUCK

- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

- free lobotomy I guess

- this can’t be the end

- save us witch lady, save us

- WHERE IS SHE????

- THIS CANT BE THE FUCKING END

- HOW ARE THERE STILL 35 MINUTES LEFT?????

- is this where the black stone is?

- is Lord everon a necromancer

- WHAT NEW SONG???????

- WITH A CHOIR???

- I FUCKING KNEW IT

- EVERON YOU CUNT

- is Everon a cannibal?

- OH NO

- WHATS GOING ONNNN

- A FOREST???????

- EVERON YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT

- SOMEONE GET THIS MAN TO A HOSPITAL PLEASE 🙏

- KELLIN???

-WHY WE BRINGING HIM UP???

- NO WE ARE

- YOU CANT SAY THAT

- YOU ARE NOT DYING

- THAT MOTHERFUCKING DIES IRAE CURSE

- HARLAN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ON CHRISTMAS

- NOT MARIE

- WE HAVE 24 MINUTES WE STILL CAN DO SOMETHING

- AAAAAAAARGHHHHH

- OSCARS LETTER

- HE REMEMBERS!!!!!!!

- ITS IVICTUS!!!!

- YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!

- NOOOOOOO

- I CANT WITH THIS SHOW ANYMORE

- YAS HES NOT GIVING UP

- WE GONNA GET THAT BAG LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY

- I knew it was gonna come to this 😔

- oh shit…..

- the creature

-IS THAT MOTHER DARKNESS

- I THINK IT IS

-OH SHIYT IT IS HER

- THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

- BOSS BATTLE TIME????

- YES, USE THE GUN

- GET UP YOU BITCH

- 6 shots

- I’m getting nostalgia for s1 and s2 rn

- LETS GOOO

- LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

- FUCK YEA HE DEAD

- SAVE US YORICK

- KAYNE COME BACK PLEASE

- WE NEED YOU KAYNE

- OH SHIT HE IS INSANE

- THE THREE SOLDIERS THANJ YOU

- YAY

- of what?

- ah yes, a fellow cultist killer

- PLEASE GIVE US THAT STONE WE NEED IT

- he still believes he is a representative of humanity doesn’t he?

- PLEASE GIVE HIM MEDICAL ATTENTION I CANT LET HIM DIE

- SHES A HEALER?????

- WERE SAVED!!!!!!

- Oh?

- ANOTHER POLYCULE????

- well no fucking shit there’s a lot of danger

- IS THIS THE S5 FINALE??

well that was surely and episode🙂👍

[equallyshaw]

#1 fan | matthew knies

knies x oc ko s.media edit

youtuber cody ko's younger oc sister

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@nadiako: so uhh..i beat the boys??

204k likes, 17.8k comments.

tags: codyko, jeffwittek, matthewknies and Kelseykreppel

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@jeffwittek: the fact that your little legs beat us all...is crazy

@nadiako: Jeff can never go a day without making fun of my height

@caseynystatt: congrats nadia!!! cant wait to do it again next year !

@nadiako: thanks casey! see you on the track!

@mitchmarner: dub season

@nadiako: 🐕

@maxdomi: she's got that dog in her

@tessavirtue: ahhh congrats gf!!!

@nadiako: 🫶🏻

@aryntavares: congrats nadia!! see you soon x

@nadiako: thankyou aryn!!!!

@matthewknies: so proud of babe, you killed it

@nadiako: had the best support group cheering me on🤍

@91jtavares: way to go nadia!!!

@nadiako: thankyou adoptive father!

@austonmatthews34: forgot to turn your swagger off ig

@codyko: sounds about right

@nadiako: 🤪

@colbybrock: damn canada

@nadiako: 🦅

@tanamongeau: thankyou for beating jeff

@nadiako: 🫡 anything for queen tana

@jeffwittek: your barber guest appearances have bene revoked - the two of you

@matthewknies: are mine?

@jeffwittek: nah you are always welcome unlike those two

@nadiako: thats fine ill just go on uncancelled 🙂

@_megan_turner: QUEEN

@nadiako: takes one to know one!

@nadiako: few days home to see the boyssss

tags: torontomapleleafs, codyko and matthewknies

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@matthewknies: wrong jersey @codyko

@codyko: sorry bro, gotta rep the superior american

@austonmatthews34: 😌

@kelseykreppel: so glad I got to try some poutine !!!

@nadiako: the only reason you came to canada

@nadiasbff: so glad I could represent from afar!!!

@nadiako: la group was poppin off!

@torontomapleleafs: when are we getting cody to practice??

@codyko: ill be there tomorrow 🫡

@nadiako: I wouldnt let him near 500 feet away from the rink

@matthewknies: his defensive skills need some work..

@mitchmarner: @morganrielly: come get your new d partner

@stephlachance: so good seeing you girlie! cant wait for la (:

@nadiako: me too !

@Audreyholl: the Cartier sunglasses 🤌🏻

@nadiako: I can thank @codyko for my lifestyle

@codyko: my bank account begs to differ

@williamnylander: the drip 😎

@nadiako: 😚

@matthewknies: tor > nyc > tor in 24 hours for my girl

@nadiako: my # 1 fan 🥺

@kelseykreppel: I thought i was your #1 fan 😔

@codyko: dont make the pregnant lady upset nads😠

@nadiako: my fav supporter🫶🏻

@mitchmarner: get that p whitney ready

@nadiako: no. remember what happened last time??

@stephlachance: hahahahahhaha

@logancooley: way to fuckin go ko!

@nadiako: 😆

@brockfaber: W

@nadiako: only thing i know

@codyko: humble king

@matthewknies: we've gone 0 days without any foolery

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hope you guys enjoyed! pls like and reblog if you did!!

[ink-5oul]

Tmagp liveblog

Spoilers below cut

[Plain text: "Tmagp Liveblog" and then below this "spoilers below cut"]

Haha Gwen being a bitch, we love to see it

Augustus my boy, hello!

I'm not going to remember any of this case tomorrow omg, i can never really understand Augustus cases tbh, i cannot process the words quick enough

This guy is really over explaining the taxis but yknow if that's what makes him happy

Something time travell-y maybe?

This is a little odd but not supernatural yet i guess?

It's a taxi ofcourse it doesn't need eyes wtf?

I think he's overreacting to a slightly spooky taxi tbh

The institute? Did I miss something? Magnus? My bro Magnus?

OMG MAGNUS INSTITUTE WTF I NEED TO GO BACK AND READ THE TRANSCRIPT

[paused to read transcript,]

It doesn't appear as so I've missed anything?

[episode resumed]

Is this Jonah who's speaking? I wonder

Oh fuck what

Fear omg, fear Jesus Christ, magnus archives reference? Yay!

Ok wtf, it's very silly taxi indeed

What an odd statement Augustus, how silly.

It's illegal to joke about killing an mp lol, that's silly i seem to have committed a crime,

Go get them Alice

Gwen, you're lying omg

Hehe Dyhard banter

Sam stealing office supplies! Let's go

Spooky constellations yay

Super toxic washing machines 😔🙏‼️🗣️

Personal topics, the archivist in me isn't happy

Oxford? Hilltop maybe?

Oh my god oh my god oh my god, the charity oh my god. From ep 7 maybe I can't remember?

Trevor herbert as an mp? Wtf this is odd

What could've led to Trevor being an mp

Alice becoming actually involved in spooky stuff?

Archivist?? Archivist being brought up??

Yayayaya omg

[harlowtales]

Group Chat in Chaos…Again!! 😫

***18+ adult themes***

Ace: Never do that again bruh

Jack: WHAT??

Ace: I been tryna teach you how to dance for YEARS

Jack: I have a natural flow

Ace: I’m not one to kick a man when he’s down so… 😒

Trap: Yoooooo😳

Jack: Don’t start

Urban: My man’s funky chicken is top tier🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻💀

Jack: You know it bestie 🥰

Quiiso: Top tier 💩💩💩

Jack: Comments said I ate and left no crumbs😽

2Fo: You left something all right. Shame to your whole crew 😫

Jack: lies! Did you see my shoulder work??

2Fo: I tried not to look

Neelam: Jack I can’t represent you anymore

Jack: Ion need no manger that don’t appreciate a good wobble when she sees one😤

Trap: Broksi you know you only got one good ankle after that soccer game

Jack: OK y’all are not fr. My fans said…

Urban: You ATE

Jack: That’s why he’s THE BEST FRIEND

Cope: I’m the OG

Jack: My fault

Blue Panda: Let’s teach him the electric slide 😙

Ace: I tried that remember? Last cookout. He stepped on his own toes ��

Phil: I think he’s graceful like a bird 🤗🤗🤗

Cope: Stop kissing ass to get that girl’s number Phil😕

Phil: Already on it bro 🫡

Jack: Laugh cuz imma bout to get a call from Dancing with the Stars ✨

Trap: That shows still on??

Drama: Bro. I think we have to cut ties. My label can’t be associated with this

Jack: Watch me release a deluxe dance version of the new album and make an instructional video 😈

Ace: On how to do what?😭

Y/N: Leave my man alone😤

Jack: Baby🥹🥹🥹

Y/N: We’ll get you help daddy don’t worry

Jack: Awwww I love you… wait what???

Y/N: Oops! Gotta walk the dog bye 👋🏾

Jack: Babe don’t do me like that😔

Ace: It’s ok bruh we all PG. It’s all love.

Quiiso: Yeah bruh we got you

Jack: Ion need no intervention. Y’all apologize🤨

Urban: Yeah

Phil: Yeah

Trap: STFU ass kissers😙

Neelam: Making a note to look for a dance teacher… tomorrow ✍️

Jack: Ok y’all getting lumps of coal in your stockings this year except for Urb and Phil🎅🏻

Ace: The only gift you could give me is never to publicly do that again. Swear on Usher’s grave bruh 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

Jack: Usher ain’t dead

Quiiso: He will be when he sees this 😭 You done kilt a legend bruh

Ace: The first step of dance is admit you need help 🙏🏾

Jack: Ight… hope everyone got their shots off. Y’all done?

Urban: Maybe i’m high right now, but I’m impressed 🙌🏻

Y/N: I’m back ❤️❤️❤️🦮

Jack: oh yay😒

Y/N: You low key snapped😖

Jack: See!!! Just say it! I ATE!!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻

Y/N: Baby is that at me??😢

Jack: Idk what got into me. Sorry babe

Y/N: 😘😘😘

Trap: If y’all are gonna start I’m outta here

Quiiso: Same

Ace: Later

Blue Panda: Samesies!!

2Fo: Wait up twin! 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

Urban: I’m gonna go smoke…another one

Drama: 👋🏽

Neelam: 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

Cope: I’ve got anywhere else to be but here

Phil: Not me! What are we doing besties?

Y/N: He’s all yours Phil

Jack: Babe wait!!

Phil: 😔

@jacks-daycare @itsyagirljaz @ride4harlow

[insane4fandoms]

Psst.

Hey.

Remember that epilogue I teased a little while ago?

Well, it's finally done. I hope you enjoy it! (Read it when you have the spare time, of course. Remember your own projects and self-care 😉)

GIRL (or boy lmao) I WAS GOING TO READ IT THE MOMENT I GOT A NOTIFICATION BUT MY WORK HELD ME HOSTAGE

Anyways, just read it, and I gotta say I love your writing the more you post cuz it’s so good rrRRRAAHHH

My murder trio has returned!!! Azalea my beloved!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️ Not Murdock showing a shy persona 😭 I can’t with him he’s so silly, also Caliban is me with a eating schedule, gotta track my calories

Also NESS WAS HERE LETS GOOO legit thought Caliban was going to eat him lmao I was worried 😨 He do be getting the weird ones at night.

My boy Penn and Caliban were prolly skinny twigs as kids, my brother has a high metabolism so I get it, he eats a whole feast and still is thin, ugh the envy 😔

Noooo my boys didn’t interact with one another (Ness was prolly standing there like: Wow, these people look familiar :D ?) Illinois being the absolute best friend anyone would ask, as usual lol (Bros goal fr)

I wonder what will happen next (no rush man I’ll wait)

Another awesome story as usual 😎 will update my story as well tomorrow look at us go

[causenessus]

HI LOVELY!! good morning afternoon or evening to you! how’s your day been!! i hope you’ve eaten AND REMEMBER TO EAT DURING UR LONG SHIFTS OR I WILL APPEAR ON UR SCREEN !!! (lovingly) the way i gasped when i read your response because i was just like… YOU DIDNT EAT? :( i was so distraught but i hope whatever u had for dinner was good, but still !! always remember to eat and take care of yourself or the ghost of me will scold u (lovingly again) (nothing but love for you always)

today i had banh xeo for breakfast (tbh at this point i feel like you can guess what nationality i am LMAO) but OMG YOU LIKE VIET FOOD?? WE ARE SO SOULMATES !! TWIN FLAME !! AND OMG THATS SO CUTE I HAVE A VOICE IM HHHH that’s so cute i feel so very honoured but omg yesterday while i was like doing whatever right i had a realization that im literally like mystic messenger right now with the “make sure you eat!!” “how are you!!” like IM LITERALLY A CHARACTER IN MYSTIC MESSENGER RIGHT NOW THATS CRAZY (id be so embarrassed if you didn’t know what mystic messenger is but also would not blame you) ALSO YES WE CAN YAP TOGETHER I LOVE YAPPING BUT IM DEFINITELY YAPPING TOO MUCH LIKE I WANNA REPLY TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID SO IM LIKE HHH YAP YAP YAP me and ness are literally yapper and yapper like im trying to hold back but im here like omg among us??? omg whack dreams??? i wanna know what dreams??? omg school?? i’m school soon too!!

but but one more thing omg i’m so sorry LOL BUT I FEEL LIKE WE’RE IN THE SAME TIMEZONE?? BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU MENTION THE TIME IN YOUR POSTS i check my time and im like huh.. silly… coincidence, but it’s 4pm for me rn !!maybe im crazy maybe im not but omg when it gets to school you can 100% rant about it because i will 100% do it too HAHA school has me like like genuinely tweaking like one small thing and im like OH MY GOD YOU WILL NOTTTT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

omg sorry i need to wrap this up but yes try again is amazing don’t doubt yourself and u can always yap to me whenever whenever like i’ll literally make a burner account and dm you instead so we can yap without having to flood your blog or if you don’t mind i don’t mind but mango anon loves you very much and mango anon would want ness to take care of herself forever and always and HAVE A GOOD DAY !!! xoxoxo

AAAAA OMG I AM HERE LIKE 11 HOURS LATER <33 DO NOT WORRY I AM EATING AS WE SPEAK BEFORE MY LONG SHIFT tbh i felt like so nauseous about eating anything though today idk why (i have like two suspicions lmao i def know why) but since i'm working i was like "then i'll just pick something up on the way there!!" so i went to my groccery store to get a sandwhich BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY </333 so i'm having a blazing dragon poke bowl instead??? and it's okay 😔 like i don't know how i feel yet about groccery store sushi and stuff but i've had it before!! it's just a bunch of spicy imitation crab, cucumber, carrots, and rice and i'm mainly just there for the rice. AND OMG i walked around the store bc i was trying to see if they had liquid death (caffeinated tea i think. i don't like it but i really need caffeine today </3) and they didn't have any and i decided to go back to like their little food section to get bao (you can probably guess my ethnicity too 😭) and i almost got hit bc this man WHIPPED around when i tried to pass him like i literally ducked i was so scared he was about to hit me and that man was STILL not aware of me. ANYWAY SORRY RANDOM STORY YOU AND ME AND VIET FOOD!!! TWIN FLAMES!!

ALSO OMG MYSTIC MESSENGER 😭 BRO I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT 707 LIKE TWO DAYS AGO WHEN THAT WHOLE ANON APOCALYPSE HAPPENED I WAS LIKE "i'm going to go 707 on these people and find out where they live and haunt them /hj" PLEASE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEIR LITTLE "remember to eat" messages and everything but it's so cute <33 and YES we will yap together!! i went in to school today although it starts tomorrow to switch up my schedule and going there was HORRIBLE i saw so many disgusting people :/// BUT i have a pretty good schedule now so it has it's pros and cons!!! i just give people dirty looks and accidentally saw "ew" aloud all the time :))) AND IK THAT SOUNDS MEAN BUT LIKE YK HOW PEOPLE ARE and the people that live in my state are all rich privileged kids and it never changes 😭 i see them everywhere AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME AND ACT THE SAME AND ARE GROSS

and LMAO A BURNER ACCOUNT I WOULD TOTALLY TAKE IT THOUGH!!! i'd love to talk to you whenever please please please feel free to make one and dm whenever you'd like!! <3 I LOVE SEEING YOUR ASKS THOUGH I LITERALLY WILL BE HAPPY EITHER WAY AS LONG AS I GET TO TALK TO YOU <3 I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY ANON!!

[zerobaseonefics]

BYEE YOU SO CUTE???

(some) rich kids for the downfall (pr whatever its called idkidk)

yes exactly! and now since its my last year at school, its even earlier than it is normally

A DAY IS LITERALY TOO SHORT ?????? and dw ive never been to berlin or warsaw💪👲 oh yes save money save money, maybe you will go to paris soon anyway?? at least i hope you will get the opportunity to visit paris!!

nono i will turn off anon im sure of it😋😋😋 youre so angel omg i cant

i had like one exam (its for cooking classes) and i didnt learn for it but still got a really good grade🤭🤭 but tomorrow (today) i have a french exam and im so unsure of everything becuase i need to learn the vocabularies😔 the only things i remembered is that everything is like „en voiture, en vélo, en roller, en scooter” etc but there is an exception for à pied, jamais≠toujours, fermer≠ouvrir, the futur composé and the passé composé💀 thats not everything i need to know and thats the problem but whatever im going to freestyle it

AND OMFG IM SO MAD LIKE I WAS WATCHING EUROVISION RIGHT AND WHY DIDNT GEORGIA QUALIFY TO THE FINALS?? WHY DID SWEDEN WIN??? SHE ALREADY WON ONCE. I LOVE CHA CHA CHA BY KÄÄRIJÄ AND HE DESERVED TO WIN AND WHY DID PORTUGAL AND FRANCE RANK SO LOW??? ALSO SLOVENIA WAS SO GOOD (i maybe have a crush now on slovenias singer, Bojan) (maybe) (maybe means definitely) AND THEY RANKED 21ST OR 22ND OUT OF 26 COUNTRIES/PLACES AND THATS SO UNFAIR THE SONG WAS GOOD AND EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT I HATE THE JURY VOTES NONOOOOO WHY DID POLAND RANK 19TH SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT GOOD OF A PLACE€:@€(&&999 IM SO MAD

~🤍

NO YOU ARE 🫵🏼💥

i know it's hard to do so, bcz of the exams and all, but enjoy your last year in high school!! i personally felt soooo nostalgic of it the last day because it was such a good period for me (...at least senior year was). you'll see the difference when you arrive at college, but don't be afraid of it. try to see your friends as much as possible because it's hard to keep the friendship when y'all are in different places, so make sure you won't regret losing those moments 🫶🏼

i also hope that!! but it's not much of a deal, as a south france girlie i'm a paris' people hater 🤭

fine, can't wait for you to become my moot then hehe. and good luck on your french exams, i know it sucks but you're gonna get through it!!

BRO IM SO SAD I MISSED EUROVISION THIS YEAR ???#?@*@* SO LITERALLY I HAVE NO IDEA OF THE SONGS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTBDJDJZ

what are your favs??? i'll listen to them

[zombies-aliens]

Sooo my crush transferred stores and I'm lowkey heartbroken. Ima be okay tho. I feel slightly depressed about it. Or bummed out about it I dont want to be dramatic. I'm really gonna miss her man. I just feel like something was there. A spark of some kind. I told her what was on my mind and she said I'm ok and things are fine.

... 🤷‍♂️

I wrote in her goodbye card at work. I said something like thanks for always being friendly and hope everything works out in your favor! and signed my name. Really thankful for my coworker for coming up to me and asking if I wanted to sign it.

I know im probably really sad bc it's still fresh. But don't get me wrong I'm not super depressed but man I get nostalgic thinking about everything in the past that involved her from beginning to end. The first time she said hi to me, the first time we introduced ourselves to each other, our first talk I had with her before I left work that one time, this makes me sad bruh lmaoooo and... our last talk 😔 she said we'll keep in touch since we have each other on snapchat. I hope we really do. We might not even talk much but I'd be happy if we talk AT ALL.

I'm holding tight to every memory I have with her. Big and small. I remember eating with her for the first time like she actually got dumplings for us to share together and IT WAS GOOD AS HELL. I felt the love tbh but maybe she was being a good friend. I'll miss seeing how cute and pretty she is. I'll miss it all man. I'm down bad bro I haven't even known her for a year smh lmao. But I had feelings for her.. instantly dude.

The worst part is that I'll probably never see her in person again. Unless by some coincidence. I'm reallyyyyy gonna miss seeing her in person. Her smile, her eyes. She was really cute man. And when she had makeup and did her hair she was stunning 😍!!!

I'm really.. gonna fucking miss her. But I know I will get over her and life goes on. But right now I'm really gonna be bummed out no seeing her name pop up in the roster on my work app. And not seeing her anymore at work. Man just saying these sentences got me feeling sad wanting to cry. I feel like crying but it's not strong enough to come out lol. Idk am I being a baby about this guys? I feel like I am lol

I'm not gonna move on to the next girl like that. I still like her and if she ever reaches out ill respond. I don't expect anything for some months since she lives her own life and I'll just have to respect that.. man ima miss her lol. Just wanna be over it already lol.

U know what I think I miss? I miss having a girlfriend. I miss having a reliable person in my life where I can have a good time with. Feeling loved. Just feeling GOOD in general. I want that again. I broke up with an online gf a while back in the beginning of this year, to see if there's a chance with this girl (obviously didn't work out lol but never say never right?..) and there's plenty of says when I wanted to just get back with her and things to go back to normal. I miss being called baby, I miss being called my love, I miss feeling cared for, and giving it back to my long distance relationship. But she was trans dude.. she has a penis. I'm not down with that. Im just not. I could just not have sex with her but I don't think u understand I don't want my girl to have a penis whether even if ill never interact with it. (I'm talking like I'm talking w someone irl in a way lmao just the way I write tho yall it's fun)

Umm but yeah :// I wonder how she felt about me. I wonder if she wondered anything about me?

I think I made an interesting insight tho. Do I just want to feel loved and cared for and feel happy? I mean I can't blame myself I think anyone would want that as well as other things too. But those are some of the main ones.

It's still crazy to me. I'm about to go to work and ima go in her department to get water and she just... won't be there. She wont be there tomorrow or next time i go to work ever anymore. Fuck man this shit makes me wanna cry. I'm acting like she died bruh 😂😂😂 why tf am I THIS sad, goodness 😭😔

Everything makes me nostalgic about her now man. 😢 ima just go to work and look ill be fine I'm not gonna bust into tears. But I'll be thinking of her when I have a moment of silence in the restroom or anywhere I get a quiet moment to myself.. she will never read this but I think I was falling for that girl.

[fuck-customers]

Fuck the customer who just lied to me to get a discount

I work in a building with a bunch of different indie shops (it's like a mall but for rich tourists) and we're required to give a small discount, 10-15%, to people who work in the other shops in the building. This isn't information we give out to customers, but I guess this person must've overheard an employee getting this discount, because I just had a customer come in who, while I was ringing them up, said "Do I get a discount if I work in here?"

I said, "DO you work in this building?"

They said yes, but seemed to have trouble remembering the name of the shop 🚩-- kept saying it was Four Bros (a popular burger chain) before settling on the name of a pizza restaurant in this building, the name of which rhymed with Four Bros. That seemed odd to me, but they said they were new, and I couldn't prove that they didn't work there, so I had to let it go.

But after I finished the sale (which even with the discount came out to about $95 🚩) and gave them their bag, they looked at the receipt and I could swear I heard them say "she really did it" under their breath 🚩 (which is an extra fuck you because I have a very obvious they/them pin on when I'm at work) and now I'm tired and pissed off and want to fight someone

41 more minutes and I can go home and play ACNH until I have to come back tomorrow morning 😔

[selfcarecap]

Episode one of the sex lives of college girls:

(Btw I just read these notes and none of them make sense and I literally just watched it so Kendra if you read this, I’m not responsible if you have a stroke trying to undress what I’m saying. Seriously you can ignore this but I wrote this down so may as well post) actually I’ll tag you you have free will to ignore @kenniteaa

- not me seeing ‘essex’ and thinking it’s british for a second lmao (is it in esSEX on purpose…?😔)

- she is not 18. also i will take my teddy bear (who is not a bear but a penguin) with me forever, i can’t sleep with my arms just limp by my sides lmao

- the one girl’s dad looks like an AI

- okay i’m focussing more on these notes than the show so i will come back at the end (and kendra if you read this you probably don’t remember any details from the first episode anyway)

- i thought vermont was in canada……….. kiddiiiiiing i totally knew that it’s not !!! …

- not the mediocre looking podcast alpha male seeming men doing the sweaty shirtless run ew keep running pls

- i feel like there aren’t enough tears for a goodbye at college

- okay nvm the dad is crying lol

- i repeat i will stop the notes while watching

- not the tik tok girly shsjskks

- yay gay people!

- ‘i’m super sex positive more in theory than in practice’ lmao me

- yay more gay people!!!

- the blonde girl is just💀💀 (ah, her name is Leighton)

- ohh Canaan’s cute

- um what is going on 😭😭😭 you’re my first black friend 😃👍🏼😽🤭😝 #ally✊🏼

- omg Leighton’s not like the other girls i totally love her now 😊

- oh the mediocre guy is supposed to be hot

- lmao I love Bella

- and also Whitney

- I think (girl with shorter hair) is okay too i think she’s just awkward and tries too hard but like.. bless her ig 😭 but she’s also 💀💀💀💀

- ‘I like men not boys’ 😌😌😌

- Whitney’s coach (bf?) also looks like an AI. Actually idek if that makes sense but like he looks animated but really well but not super well compared to real people (i’ve been watching too much love death and robots 💀)

- Leighton’s giving everyone ipads? sgsjsjs okay she can stay 😁

- ohhhhh SHE’s timofy’s sister she looked exactly like him for a second, i didn’t know she was the chalamet (i still don’t know her name)

- also Leighton looks like someone but idk whooo, kind of Peyton List and Sydney Sweeney a tiny bit but no that’s not who I’m thinking about hmmm

- SIX HANDJOBS? 😭😭😭 okay this is not what i personally mean by sex positive but good for her, i hope they do actually vote for her tho

- I still don’t know Chalamet’s name BUT NOT HER BF BREAKING UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY HAVE SEX BRO GO AND DIE (lol) 😭😭😭 also Kimberley??? That’s not her name I swear it’s not

- yayyyyy at least bela got in <333

- Dalton. What is this name. HIS WIFE??? THE AI HAS A WIFE I KNEW HE WAS DISHY (i was gonna put fishy but dishy sounds worse whatever that means) Whitney 😭😭😭🥺🥺

- ‘100$ is not a lot of money for jeans’ lmao

- okay I do love Bela but also 💀 ma’am. cringe but it seems like no one cares so

- WHO DOES LEIGHTON LOOK LIKE 😭😭😭

- wait i think she looks like shakira sgsjsjsk

- NOT THE EX ASKING IF HE CAN CONTINUE USING HER NETFLIXL

- they’re all so cute + awkward lol

- Nooo I hope Nico doesn’t use her vulnerability to get in her pants too😭

- not the girls being mad at BELA that their BOYFRIENDS cheated oof

- Whitney + Canaan yes sgsjskksks but lmaoo boys are so easy 💀

- yes MOREEE gay people although i’m not sure about Leighton as a person (hm she doesn’t look like shakira after all btw)

Ohhh so I liked it a lot!!! The vibes are kind of.. not what I’d usually go for idk I can’t explain it. But I like it 👀 I feel like either I’ll binge all of it tomorrow or it’ll take me months to finish tho💀 we will see.

Kendra if you did read this don’t worry I won’t talk about every episode like this dhsjsjs💀 or i won’t talk about every episode period

[ragnvdnir]

IT DO MAKES SENSE.

"itto my bro" 😭😭😭 so... You're also bros with itto like ayato... 🤔🤔 I remember u challenging me 👹👹 ur so right with you wanting to challenge ppl but it's just /j. Ein itto kinnie confirmed 🥰💞💞

Yoimiya and Hu Tao are great kins for you✨✨✨ they are funny, talkative and outgoing 🤩

I'm rlly enjoying you fighting w/ urself in your messages 😭😭 why is it like a show for me😭😭best actor award goes to ein 😤👏👏👏

Goodluck with Ayato banner tomorrow!! 😚💗✨ May you make Lord Kamisato come home 💦💦💦

I have also seen genshin bios in the coop menu and some Ayato wanters are like: "I have Thoma hostage come get your housekeeper, Ayato" 💀

Also his leaked skill voicelines 🙏🙏🙏 Why is. Why is he. Why does. Why does he sound like that. It kinda awakens something inside me 👹 🙈

Tbh i almost typed itto banner until i realized it should be ayato's—

— 🍰.

ITTO IS MY BRO FOREVER 😤 WE SWORE TO EACH OTHER WE ARE BESTIES FOR LIFERS🤛🤛

oh ayato😳 uh itto my bro, friends got each other's back right? maybe introduce me to ayato? like you know have another freiend haha👀 ik u would bc u love me my dearest bro😘👉👈

are u saying u want to fight me again?🧐 come on anon show yourself 🤾🤾🤾 /j

itto is officially ein's platonic soulmate!? real!?😱😱 no but fr we are dramatic af

yoimiya and hu tao yes😍 why do pyro users love me?... is it bc im hot?🤤 wisbskjxsj oh god me and my corny ass joke🥱

sorry what? fighting with myself? anon i thought youre fighting with me😃 what is this betrayal 🥀 everything was just an illusion?🙁 anon you wound me dearly😔💔

i hate this, my humor is not for free, ugh where's my salary for being the most funniest person🙄🙄 /j

HE WILL COME TO ME WILLINGLY BC IF HE DON'T MY PYRO BESTIES ARE GOING TO BURN HIS PLACE (yes my beloved thoma is included) AND HIS PRETTY SISTER HAVE TO GO HOME TOO😤

oh, did i just do the same with those bios

😎

😃🕶️🤏

ayato wanters are using force, u have to understand 🙄

his en voiceline abt my bro itto saddens me😔 he sounds so unamused to him🙁 while the accurate translation for cn, he sounds so amused to my bro💔 he said he doesn't hate simple/naive person😍 wait— u said itto is my kin, and ayato doesnt hate person like him, does that mean he doesn't hate me too ehe👉👈 /j

dont be shy, let ayato awaken that~

[ificouldhelpyouforget]

hey bro i’m taking my AP Lang exam tomorrow and i am so ANXIOUS AND SCARED AND WORRIED!!! i have to pick pottery up and i’m just so nervous that i’m gonna miss my time to test even tho i live like 7 mins away from the school and the earliest i can go in is 10. like i have plenty of time BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!! i’m literally panicking. Danny would totally help me cool out and stop freaking out so much 😔👊🏽

Worrying and panicking will affect your day and makes it more likely for you to make brash choices. Take a few deep breaths, close your eyes, and take a moment to think of things that ease your mind.

You are going to kill that exam no matter what you're feeling now. Take your time and read the questions thoroughly. You be got this! Remember that stressing over it will make you forget answers tomorrow and lose sleep tonight. No matter how the test goes, you're a super hero doing school I'm this craziness.

Danny agrees. 💜💜💜