#//bro is not going to remember this tomorrow 😔

[phantumpkiki]

Kiki! Kikikikikikikikikiki

Thoughts on Julie?

I love Juli I love juliiiii!! I love her so muc!!

(I love Julie, I love Julie!! I love her so much!)

[uswnt5]

Everyone’s good energy really helped me yesterday so thank you. I’ll try to make this as brief as possible lol. I’d like to say that being a weekday and knowing we both worked the next day I didn’t think we’d spend the night together. She picked me up and brought me flowers which was so cute and all but I don’t own a fucking flower vase so I put them in a mixing bowl before leaving. She looked stunning! We grabbed dinner and then we went to a board game house. She insisted we play jenga again and I won one of the three times we played🤣 The place was pretty spacious and so we were pretty much alone in our corner. We got to talking and she asked me if I voted. I told her I did and she asked me for who. In my head I was like *bro this is about to go south* I told her I voted Harris Walz and she said “oh thank god, I thought i was going to have to cut the date short but thankfully not” and then I was like “huh got big plans”, bro she gave the EYES. We played a couple more bored games because I unfortunately do not know how to play any of the card games she wanted *I felt so much shame 🙃 like I don’t remember how to play go fish*

We walked around for a bit holding hands and it was all really nice. She’s so smart and kind. She drove me back home and I invited her in. I give her a tour of my place and on my desk she picks up the postcard that ACFC handed out at the last home game. And I let her to see if it prompts up her knowing of the team or recognizing Christen. YOO she says “I know her! I’ve seen her naked” when I tell you I cracked tf up. I asked her why and she tells me she lived in Chicago for two years and her friend took her to a Red Stars game!! I was like omg wth! I guess she saw CP and told her she was hot and as a birthday gag gift the friend gifted her Christen’s body issue and she kept it since then. I was like “wow what a coincidence I also think she’s hot” I then gave her a brief rundown on why I have the postcard, Christen, and being an ACFC STH. She doesn’t know woso and that game was her first but if things work out I’ll make sure it isn’t her last 👀

We chilled and then slept together 😩 I told her to stay because it was pretty late (or early depends how you look at it). She agreed and then we went out to her car and she had an overnight bag stashed in her trunk with her night stuff and clothes for work 🤭 I told her “ wow you came prepared” and we went inside got ready for bed and she did her whole night time skin care routine in the bathroom and it felt so nice doing such mundane stuff with someone. We cuddled and when I woke up this morning around 6:45 she was gone no note or text. I was like okay wow and she calls me 30 min later to open the door. SHE SHOWED UP WITH A FUCKING FLOWER VASE from the Vons a couple blocks from my place, looking so gorgeous in her clothes for work. I made some omelets and smoothies for breakfast. And then we both got ready and went about leaving for work.

I have now changed my plans and will be watching the pink flops game tomorrow night at my place with her. I’m just hoping they don’t let me down tomorrow because depending on how the game goes I could very well give her the ick. 🤣 I asked her out for the 2nd date on Sunday, so feel free to leave suggestions. thank you all for your interest in this

P.s I need advice on when to tell her I’m not out to my family 😔

-Age gap body issue french toast hookup anon

Oh my fucking god anon you hit the JACKPOT with this one! lol wow, I am very impressed with her game! How sweet is it that she went to get you a vase!

So happy for you! Sounds like you really like her and she CLEARLY really likes you! All these shows of effort! I tell ya, the dream!

Here you go, anons. I know you've been waiting on an update lmao!

[l0verf0rever]

can we get a like angst/ fluff with jude where they are broken up but both still love eachother and just thought it would be better for them tk break up. then they like both see eachother in Mykonos and have a one night stand but neither want it to be a one night stand and have like a little heart tk heart when they see eachother out the next day. 🫶🏻

𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 | 𝙅𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙖𝙢

{ Social Media Au! | Jude Bellingham x Reader }

Angst, Smut, Fluff

Masterlist

Current

3 Months Ago you’re Boyfriend Broke up with you

Stalking each other story and it usually goes to nowhere scared to talk to each other but both still asking how each is doing through friends

Friend arguing about how the girl He’s linked with looks like you haven’t really found anyone wishing at least to be on speaking terms

they advice you to get out there so You can find Someone they brougnt you to Greece to party and get drunk and have ‘great sex’

Greece , Mykonos.

User1: Bro jude fumbled this girl?

Replied User2: Real 🤡 moments

User3: hope they get back together i can feel it

Replied User4: me when im delulu

User1: isn’t He’s ex at mykonos too?

Replied User2: manifest~~~

User2: i miss Y/n and Him

Replied User3: Real

User4:He looks so good

User5: Not him getting too used to pretty women when Y/n Is literally won awards and well respected athlete 😔 gotta keep these guys in check

Replied User6:if she can get broken up with we can too😭😭😔😔🥲

you miss him in a way you two spent time together curled out together in You’re own two worlds during vacations

Remembering the things he said still hurts in a way nowadays stalking each others stories and leading to nowhere hoping he’ll talk to you

Crying you’re self to sleep trying to keep yourself together seeing pictures of him everything felt so confusing questioning yourself why’d you even bother going here just to see him again? Relive the heart ache? Feeling like the foolish one

[Tomorrow came and the morning left it was night you never ever felt ready ]

You felt like no one knew you look at him with Another girl chugging another drink while she has him the bitter taste down you’re throat

you’re friend whispered “hey isn’t he judes teammate? I think you should talk to him he’s been looking at you from the start” you walk to him almost tripping

“are you okay?” He catches you on time he’s charming smile He’s hand on you’re hip enjoying each others company

you smile “ you’re performance was really good its like not tennis at this point” complimenting each others skills “you watch my Matches?” You asked “yeah actually my little sister looks up to you “ he smiled looking at you’re eyes sparkles “i forgot my name was Alexander just call me alex”

Judes eyes could pierce through the skin he felt a sense of jealousy looking across the room cause he miss you missed each others kiss those girls cant give what you had with him cant remake the feelings you both had and sure ass hell Alex can’t

You were at the bar alone alex left and felt someones hand holding you’re wrist dragging you to He’s room “Jude stop what are you doing?” He still doesn’t budge “jude stop “

Leading you in Hes room hes face near yours “you have a girls leave me alone ” He locks the door

“we aren’t even a thing please do this so we can call it even” You do still miss him “fine” He started to making out with you Missed this holding hes hands holding your body He’s hands removing you’re dress leaving you just in you’re bra and panties he ruins you’re make up and making Hickeys on each other and till both of you reach you’re highs

“I love you know that right?” Hes eyes on you as the sun rises “i know i miss you” He carried you bridal style to clean you Fell asleep

woke up to an empty bedroom feeling disappointed that you let him get you easily it hurts to have something everything felt sad without him you see He’s text

“ Meet me at the boat “ Hes devilishy handsome looks as you walked to him felt nervous “i want you i don’t want to be a another night stand i don’t want anyone else just you” its everything you ever wanted happened

User1: WAR IS OVERRR

User2: 🫶🫶🫶

You’re hands on he’s hair both of you blush being at each others arms again for forever and always.

THE END.

I Kinda struggled writing this and i don’t think this is my best but and i really like this concept actually and i listen to multiple songs for inspiration and hopefully you guys like it thank you for reading.🫶

[equallyshaw]

#1 fan | matthew knies

knies x oc ko s.media edit

youtuber cody ko's younger oc sister

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

@nadiako: so uhh..i beat the boys??

204k likes, 17.8k comments.

tags: codyko, jeffwittek, matthewknies and Kelseykreppel

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@jeffwittek: the fact that your little legs beat us all...is crazy

@nadiako: Jeff can never go a day without making fun of my height

@caseynystatt: congrats nadia!!! cant wait to do it again next year !

@nadiako: thanks casey! see you on the track!

@mitchmarner: dub season

@nadiako: 🐕

@maxdomi: she's got that dog in her

@tessavirtue: ahhh congrats gf!!!

@nadiako: 🫶🏻

@aryntavares: congrats nadia!! see you soon x

@nadiako: thankyou aryn!!!!

@matthewknies: so proud of babe, you killed it

@nadiako: had the best support group cheering me on🤍

@91jtavares: way to go nadia!!!

@nadiako: thankyou adoptive father!

@austonmatthews34: forgot to turn your swagger off ig

@codyko: sounds about right

@nadiako: 🤪

@colbybrock: damn canada

@nadiako: 🦅

@tanamongeau: thankyou for beating jeff

@nadiako: �� anything for queen tana

@jeffwittek: your barber guest appearances have bene revoked - the two of you

@matthewknies: are mine?

@jeffwittek: nah you are always welcome unlike those two

@nadiako: thats fine ill just go on uncancelled 🙂

@_megan_turner: QUEEN

@nadiako: takes one to know one!

@nadiako: few days home to see the boyssss

tags: torontomapleleafs, codyko and matthewknies

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@matthewknies: wrong jersey @codyko

@codyko: sorry bro, gotta rep the superior american

@austonmatthews34: 😌

@kelseykreppel: so glad I got to try some poutine !!!

@nadiako: the only reason you came to canada

@nadiasbff: so glad I could represent from afar!!!

@nadiako: la group was poppin off!

@torontomapleleafs: when are we getting cody to practice??

@codyko: ill be there tomorrow 🫡

@nadiako: I wouldnt let him near 500 feet away from the rink

@matthewknies: his defensive skills need some work..

@mitchmarner: @morganrielly: come get your new d partner

@stephlachance: so good seeing you girlie! cant wait for la (:

@nadiako: me too !

@Audreyholl: the Cartier sunglasses 🤌🏻

@nadiako: I can thank @codyko for my lifestyle

@codyko: my bank account begs to differ

@williamnylander: the drip 😎

@nadiako: 😚

@matthewknies: tor > nyc > tor in 24 hours for my girl

@nadiako: my # 1 fan 🥺

@kelseykreppel: I thought i was your #1 fan 😔

@codyko: dont make the pregnant lady upset nads😠

@nadiako: my fav supporter🫶🏻

@mitchmarner: get that p whitney ready

@nadiako: no. remember what happened last time??

@stephlachance: hahahahahhaha

@logancooley: way to fuckin go ko!

@nadiako: 😆

@brockfaber: W

@nadiako: only thing i know

@codyko: humble king

@matthewknies: we've gone 0 days without any foolery

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hope you guys enjoyed! pls like and reblog if you did!!

[ink-5oul]

Tmagp liveblog

Spoilers below cut

[Plain text: "Tmagp Liveblog" and then below this "spoilers below cut"]

Haha Gwen being a bitch, we love to see it

Augustus my boy, hello!

I'm not going to remember any of this case tomorrow omg, i can never really understand Augustus cases tbh, i cannot process the words quick enough

This guy is really over explaining the taxis but yknow if that's what makes him happy

Something time travell-y maybe?

This is a little odd but not supernatural yet i guess?

It's a taxi ofcourse it doesn't need eyes wtf?

I think he's overreacting to a slightly spooky taxi tbh

The institute? Did I miss something? Magnus? My bro Magnus?

OMG MAGNUS INSTITUTE WTF I NEED TO GO BACK AND READ THE TRANSCRIPT

[paused to read transcript,]

It doesn't appear as so I've missed anything?

[episode resumed]

Is this Jonah who's speaking? I wonder

Oh fuck what

Fear omg, fear Jesus Christ, magnus archives reference? Yay!

Ok wtf, it's very silly taxi indeed

What an odd statement Augustus, how silly.

It's illegal to joke about killing an mp lol, that's silly i seem to have committed a crime,

Go get them Alice

Gwen, you're lying omg

Hehe Dyhard banter

Sam stealing office supplies! Let's go

Spooky constellations yay

Super toxic washing machines 😔🙏‼️🗣️

Personal topics, the archivist in me isn't happy

Oxford? Hilltop maybe?

Oh my god oh my god oh my god, the charity oh my god. From ep 7 maybe I can't remember?

Trevor herbert as an mp? Wtf this is odd

What could've led to Trevor being an mp

Alice becoming actually involved in spooky stuff?

Archivist?? Archivist being brought up??

Yayayaya omg

[harlowtales]

Group Chat in Chaos…Again!! 😫

***18+ adult themes***

Ace: Never do that again bruh

Jack: WHAT??

Ace: I been tryna teach you how to dance for YEARS

Jack: I have a natural flow

Ace: I’m not one to kick a man when he’s down so… 😒

Trap: Yoooooo😳

Jack: Don’t start

Urban: My man’s funky chicken is top tier🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻💀

Jack: You know it bestie 🥰

Quiiso: Top tier 💩💩💩

Jack: Comments said I ate and left no crumbs😽

2Fo: You left something all right. Shame to your whole crew 😫

Jack: lies! Did you see my shoulder work??

2Fo: I tried not to look

Neelam: Jack I can’t represent you anymore

Jack: Ion need no manger that don’t appreciate a good wobble when she sees one😤

Trap: Broksi you know you only got one good ankle after that soccer game

Jack: OK y’all are not fr. My fans said…

Urban: You ATE

Jack: That’s why he’s THE BEST FRIEND

Cope: I’m the OG

Jack: My fault

Blue Panda: Let’s teach him the electric slide 😙

Ace: I tried that remember? Last cookout. He stepped on his own toes 😭

Phil: I think he’s graceful like a bird 🤗🤗🤗

Cope: Stop kissing ass to get that girl’s number Phil😕

Phil: Already on it bro 🫡

Jack: Laugh cuz imma bout to get a call from Dancing with the Stars ✨

Trap: That shows still on??

Drama: Bro. I think we have to cut ties. My label can’t be associated with this

Jack: Watch me release a deluxe dance version of the new album and make an instructional video 😈

Ace: On how to do what?😭

Y/N: Leave my man alone😤

Jack: Baby🥹🥹🥹

Y/N: We’ll get you help daddy don’t worry

Jack: Awwww I love you… wait what???

Y/N: Oops! Gotta walk the dog bye 👋🏾

Jack: Babe don’t do me like that😔

Ace: It’s ok bruh we all PG. It’s all love.

Quiiso: Yeah bruh we got you

Jack: Ion need no intervention. Y’all apologize🤨

Urban: Yeah

Phil: Yeah

Trap: STFU ass kissers😙

Neelam: Making a note to look for a dance teacher… tomorrow ✍️

Jack: Ok y’all getting lumps of coal in your stockings this year except for Urb and Phil🎅🏻

Ace: The only gift you could give me is never to publicly do that again. Swear on Usher’s grave bruh 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

Jack: Usher ain’t dead

Quiiso: He will be when he sees this 😭 You done kilt a legend bruh

Ace: The first step of dance is admit you need help 🙏🏾

Jack: Ight… hope everyone got their shots off. Y’all done?

Urban: Maybe i’m high right now, but I’m impressed 🙌🏻

Y/N: I’m back ❤️❤️❤️🦮

Jack: oh yay😒

Y/N: You low key snapped😖

Jack: See!!! Just say it! I ATE!!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻

Y/N: Baby is that at me??😢

Jack: Idk what got into me. Sorry babe

Y/N: 😘😘😘

Trap: If y’all are gonna start I’m outta here

Quiiso: Same

Ace: Later

Blue Panda: Samesies!!

2Fo: Wait up twin! 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

Urban: I’m gonna go smoke…another one

Drama: 👋🏽

Neelam: 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

Cope: I’ve got anywhere else to be but here

Phil: Not me! What are we doing besties?

Y/N: He’s all yours Phil

Jack: Babe wait!!

Phil: 😔

@jacks-daycare @itsyagirljaz @ride4harlow

[insane4fandoms]

Psst.

Hey.

Remember that epilogue I teased a little while ago?

Well, it's finally done. I hope you enjoy it! (Read it when you have the spare time, of course. Remember your own projects and self-care 😉)

GIRL (or boy lmao) I WAS GOING TO READ IT THE MOMENT I GOT A NOTIFICATION BUT MY WORK HELD ME HOSTAGE

Anyways, just read it, and I gotta say I love your writing the more you post cuz it’s so good rrRRRAAHHH

My murder trio has returned!!! Azalea my beloved!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️ Not Murdock showing a shy persona 😭 I can’t with him he’s so silly, also Caliban is me with a eating schedule, gotta track my calories

Also NESS WAS HERE LETS GOOO legit thought Caliban was going to eat him lmao I was worried 😨 He do be getting the weird ones at night.

My boy Penn and Caliban were prolly skinny twigs as kids, my brother has a high metabolism so I get it, he eats a whole feast and still is thin, ugh the envy 😔

Noooo my boys didn’t interact with one another (Ness was prolly standing there like: Wow, these people look familiar :D ?) Illinois being the absolute best friend anyone would ask, as usual lol (Bros goal fr)

I wonder what will happen next (no rush man I’ll wait)

Another awesome story as usual 😎 will update my story as well tomorrow look at us go

[causenessus]

HI LOVELY!! good morning afternoon or evening to you! how’s your day been!! i hope you’ve eaten AND REMEMBER TO EAT DURING UR LONG SHIFTS OR I WILL APPEAR ON UR SCREEN !!! (lovingly) the way i gasped when i read your response because i was just like… YOU DIDNT EAT? :( i was so distraught but i hope whatever u had for dinner was good, but still !! always remember to eat and take care of yourself or the ghost of me will scold u (lovingly again) (nothing but love for you always)

today i had banh xeo for breakfast (tbh at this point i feel like you can guess what nationality i am LMAO) but OMG YOU LIKE VIET FOOD?? WE ARE SO SOULMATES !! TWIN FLAME !! AND OMG THATS SO CUTE I HAVE A VOICE IM HHHH that’s so cute i feel so very honoured but omg yesterday while i was like doing whatever right i had a realization that im literally like mystic messenger right now with the “make sure you eat!!” “how are you!!” like IM LITERALLY A CHARACTER IN MYSTIC MESSENGER RIGHT NOW THATS CRAZY (id be so embarrassed if you didn’t know what mystic messenger is but also would not blame you) ALSO YES WE CAN YAP TOGETHER I LOVE YAPPING BUT IM DEFINITELY YAPPING TOO MUCH LIKE I WANNA REPLY TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID SO IM LIKE HHH YAP YAP YAP me and ness are literally yapper and yapper like im trying to hold back but im here like omg among us??? omg whack dreams??? i wanna know what dreams??? omg school?? i’m school soon too!!

but but one more thing omg i’m so sorry LOL BUT I FEEL LIKE WE’RE IN THE SAME TIMEZONE?? BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU MENTION THE TIME IN YOUR POSTS i check my time and im like huh.. silly… coincidence, but it’s 4pm for me rn !!maybe im crazy maybe im not but omg when it gets to school you can 100% rant about it because i will 100% do it too HAHA school has me like like genuinely tweaking like one small thing and im like OH MY GOD YOU WILL NOTTTT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

omg sorry i need to wrap this up but yes try again is amazing don’t doubt yourself and u can always yap to me whenever whenever like i’ll literally make a burner account and dm you instead so we can yap without having to flood your blog or if you don’t mind i don’t mind but mango anon loves you very much and mango anon would want ness to take care of herself forever and always and HAVE A GOOD DAY !!! xoxoxo

AAAAA OMG I AM HERE LIKE 11 HOURS LATER <33 DO NOT WORRY I AM EATING AS WE SPEAK BEFORE MY LONG SHIFT tbh i felt like so nauseous about eating anything though today idk why (i have like two suspicions lmao i def know why) but since i'm working i was like "then i'll just pick something up on the way there!!" so i went to my groccery store to get a sandwhich BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY </333 so i'm having a blazing dragon poke bowl instead??? and it's okay 😔 like i don't know how i feel yet about groccery store sushi and stuff but i've had it before!! it's just a bunch of spicy imitation crab, cucumber, carrots, and rice and i'm mainly just there for the rice. AND OMG i walked around the store bc i was trying to see if they had liquid death (caffeinated tea i think. i don't like it but i really need caffeine today </3) and they didn't have any and i decided to go back to like their little food section to get bao (you can probably guess my ethnicity too 😭) and i almost got hit bc this man WHIPPED around when i tried to pass him like i literally ducked i was so scared he was about to hit me and that man was STILL not aware of me. ANYWAY SORRY RANDOM STORY YOU AND ME AND VIET FOOD!!! TWIN FLAMES!!

ALSO OMG MYSTIC MESSENGER 😭 BRO I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT 707 LIKE TWO DAYS AGO WHEN THAT WHOLE ANON APOCALYPSE HAPPENED I WAS LIKE "i'm going to go 707 on these people and find out where they live and haunt them /hj" PLEASE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEIR LITTLE "remember to eat" messages and everything but it's so cute <33 and YES we will yap together!! i went in to school today although it starts tomorrow to switch up my schedule and going there was HORRIBLE i saw so many disgusting people :/// BUT i have a pretty good schedule now so it has it's pros and cons!!! i just give people dirty looks and accidentally saw "ew" aloud all the time :))) AND IK THAT SOUNDS MEAN BUT LIKE YK HOW PEOPLE ARE and the people that live in my state are all rich privileged kids and it never changes 😭 i see them everywhere AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME AND ACT THE SAME AND ARE GROSS

and LMAO A BURNER ACCOUNT I WOULD TOTALLY TAKE IT THOUGH!!! i'd love to talk to you whenever please please please feel free to make one and dm whenever you'd like!! <3 I LOVE SEEING YOUR ASKS THOUGH I LITERALLY WILL BE HAPPY EITHER WAY AS LONG AS I GET TO TALK TO YOU <3 I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY ANON!!

[zerobaseonefics]

BYEE YOU SO CUTE???

(some) rich kids for the downfall (pr whatever its called idkidk)

yes exactly! and now since its my last year at school, its even earlier than it is normally

A DAY IS LITERALY TOO SHORT ?????? and dw ive never been to berlin or warsaw💪👲 oh yes save money save money, maybe you will go to paris soon anyway?? at least i hope you will get the opportunity to visit paris!!

nono i will turn off anon im sure of it😋😋😋 youre so angel omg i cant

i had like one exam (its for cooking classes) and i didnt learn for it but still got a really good grade🤭🤭 but tomorrow (today) i have a french exam and im so unsure of everything becuase i need to learn the vocabularies😔 the only things i remembered is that everything is like „en voiture, en vélo, en roller, en scooter” etc but there is an exception for à pied, jamais≠toujours, fermer≠ouvrir, the futur composé and the passé composé💀 thats not everything i need to know and thats the problem but whatever im going to freestyle it

AND OMFG IM SO MAD LIKE I WAS WATCHING EUROVISION RIGHT AND WHY DIDNT GEORGIA QUALIFY TO THE FINALS?? WHY DID SWEDEN WIN??? SHE ALREADY WON ONCE. I LOVE CHA CHA CHA BY KÄÄRIJÄ AND HE DESERVED TO WIN AND WHY DID PORTUGAL AND FRANCE RANK SO LOW??? ALSO SLOVENIA WAS SO GOOD (i maybe have a crush now on slovenias singer, Bojan) (maybe) (maybe means definitely) AND THEY RANKED 21ST OR 22ND OUT OF 26 COUNTRIES/PLACES AND THATS SO UNFAIR THE SONG WAS GOOD AND EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT I HATE THE JURY VOTES NONOOOOO WHY DID POLAND RANK 19TH SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT GOOD OF A PLACE€:@€(&&999 IM SO MAD

~🤍

NO YOU ARE 🫵🏼💥

i know it's hard to do so, bcz of the exams and all, but enjoy your last year in high school!! i personally felt soooo nostalgic of it the last day because it was such a good period for me (...at least senior year was). you'll see the difference when you arrive at college, but don't be afraid of it. try to see your friends as much as possible because it's hard to keep the friendship when y'all are in different places, so make sure you won't regret losing those moments 🫶🏼

i also hope that!! but it's not much of a deal, as a south france girlie i'm a paris' people hater 🤭

fine, can't wait for you to become my moot then hehe. and good luck on your french exams, i know it sucks but you're gonna get through it!!

BRO IM SO SAD I MISSED EUROVISION THIS YEAR ???#?@*@* SO LITERALLY I HAVE NO IDEA OF THE SONGS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTBDJDJZ

what are your favs??? i'll listen to them

[zombies-aliens]

Sooo my crush transferred stores and I'm lowkey heartbroken. Ima be okay tho. I feel slightly depressed about it. Or bummed out about it I dont want to be dramatic. I'm really gonna miss her man. I just feel like something was there. A spark of some kind. I told her what was on my mind and she said I'm ok and things are fine.

... 🤷‍♂️

I wrote in her goodbye card at work. I said something like thanks for always being friendly and hope everything works out in your favor! and signed my name. Really thankful for my coworker for coming up to me and asking if I wanted to sign it.

I know im probably really sad bc it's still fresh. But don't get me wrong I'm not super depressed but man I get nostalgic thinking about everything in the past that involved her from beginning to end. The first time she said hi to me, the first time we introduced ourselves to each other, our first talk I had with her before I left work that one time, this makes me sad bruh lmaoooo and... our last talk 😔 she said we'll keep in touch since we have each other on snapchat. I hope we really do. We might not even talk much but I'd be happy if we talk AT ALL.

I'm holding tight to every memory I have with her. Big and small. I remember eating with her for the first time like she actually got dumplings for us to share together and IT WAS GOOD AS HELL. I felt the love tbh but maybe she was being a good friend. I'll miss seeing how cute and pretty she is. I'll miss it all man. I'm down bad bro I haven't even known her for a year smh lmao. But I had feelings for her.. instantly dude.

The worst part is that I'll probably never see her in person again. Unless by some coincidence. I'm reallyyyyy gonna miss seeing her in person. Her smile, her eyes. She was really cute man. And when she had makeup and did her hair she was stunning 😍!!!

I'm really.. gonna fucking miss her. But I know I will get over her and life goes on. But right now I'm really gonna be bummed out no seeing her name pop up in the roster on my work app. And not seeing her anymore at work. Man just saying these sentences got me feeling sad wanting to cry. I feel like crying but it's not strong enough to come out lol. Idk am I being a baby about this guys? I feel like I am lol

I'm not gonna move on to the next girl like that. I still like her and if she ever reaches out ill respond. I don't expect anything for some months since she lives her own life and I'll just have to respect that.. man ima miss her lol. Just wanna be over it already lol.

U know what I think I miss? I miss having a girlfriend. I miss having a reliable person in my life where I can have a good time with. Feeling loved. Just feeling GOOD in general. I want that again. I broke up with an online gf a while back in the beginning of this year, to see if there's a chance with this girl (obviously didn't work out lol but never say never right?..) and there's plenty of says when I wanted to just get back with her and things to go back to normal. I miss being called baby, I miss being called my love, I miss feeling cared for, and giving it back to my long distance relationship. But she was trans dude.. she has a penis. I'm not down with that. Im just not. I could just not have sex with her but I don't think u understand I don't want my girl to have a penis whether even if ill never interact with it. (I'm talking like I'm talking w someone irl in a way lmao just the way I write tho yall it's fun)

Umm but yeah :// I wonder how she felt about me. I wonder if she wondered anything about me?

I think I made an interesting insight tho. Do I just want to feel loved and cared for and feel happy? I mean I can't blame myself I think anyone would want that as well as other things too. But those are some of the main ones.

It's still crazy to me. I'm about to go to work and ima go in her department to get water and she just... won't be there. She wont be there tomorrow or next time i go to work ever anymore. Fuck man this shit makes me wanna cry. I'm acting like she died bruh 😂😂😂 why tf am I THIS sad, goodness 😭😔

Everything makes me nostalgic about her now man. 😢 ima just go to work and look ill be fine I'm not gonna bust into tears. But I'll be thinking of her when I have a moment of silence in the restroom or anywhere I get a quiet moment to myself.. she will never read this but I think I was falling for that girl.

[chenyann]

Kissing them goodnight!!

Savanaclaw and Scarabia boys!

Goodnight my dears, I'll be going to bed. I hope the midnight man don't pay me a visit. It's said the midnight man use to be a old pianist who died at midnight, now he roams the halls of the dead. But if you hear piano at night pour some black tea in a cup and leave it by your door and the midnight man would leave.

cw: gn!reader,crack & fluff, kissing, sfw,this will maybe come off as a harem??.

Leona

One kiss won't be enough/j

I think he is a light sleeper but he Pretends to be asleep when he isn't so nobody messes with him.

When he heard his door open he felt agitated.

Ruggie you better not wake me up again..

His ear twitched as you kept walking forward-

"Goodnight leona" 

After he heard your voice he felt something soft press against his temple.

"Herbivore, what do you think you're doing?" 

You panicked 

He stares a hole in you/j

"You're gonna have to stay for awhile"

Ruggie

He sleeps late

Light sleeper because he has to come and run to Leonas service (half joking)

When he heard you open his door he sat up.

"Ruggie you're still awake?"

He rubs his eyes as you walk to his bed 

"I was sleeping"

Your small frown made him feel a bit upset.

"Oh I'm sorry if I woke u you up, I just wanted to say Goodnight to you" 

You press a small and light kiss to his forehead.

Confused-

Before he can say anything you already left the room.

"....I'll have to talk about this in the morning"

Jack

Neutral sleeper 

Won't not notice that his door is open.

You walk over to his bed and WHY DOES HE SLEEP LIKE THAT!?

He sleeps straight-

Bro, doesn't that hurt???

He will toss and turn abit 

"Goodnight jack" 

His eyes launched open as soon as he heard you.

But by the time he sat up you were already gone😔

"I guess I'll have to make up for it in the morning…"

Kalim

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS MAN ISNT DEEP SLEEPER!!

He sleeps pretty early tho-

So when you somehow get past Jamil you walk into his enormous room.

He is sleeping crazy

Real reenactment of kalim sleeping:

You kiss his forehead and you smile

"Goodnight kalim sleep well"

He heard you so he replied with a sleepy "Night prefect"

When he remembers what you did in the morning he is soooo happy

Give him another kiss y/n.

"There you are prefect! Thank you for last night! How about a sleepover tonight??"

Jamil

Has to be a light sleeper

Against his will

He just lays there on his side (yes he is a side sleeper just look at his pillows)

He listens as you hush yourself when you made a noise-

He is dumbfounded when he felt your lips on his temple💀

You lean back up and whisper to him "Goodnight Jamil rest well" 

As soon as you leave he bolts up.

Looks around a bit frantically-

What the……

When he sees you tomorrow he may avoid you-

He is just a little shy that's all

Doesn't know how to process that.

".....prefect…." 

[fuck-customers]

Fuck the customer who just lied to me to get a discount

I work in a building with a bunch of different indie shops (it's like a mall but for rich tourists) and we're required to give a small discount, 10-15%, to people who work in the other shops in the building. This isn't information we give out to customers, but I guess this person must've overheard an employee getting this discount, because I just had a customer come in who, while I was ringing them up, said "Do I get a discount if I work in here?"

I said, "DO you work in this building?"

They said yes, but seemed to have trouble remembering the name of the shop 🚩-- kept saying it was Four Bros (a popular burger chain) before settling on the name of a pizza restaurant in this building, the name of which rhymed with Four Bros. That seemed odd to me, but they said they were new, and I couldn't prove that they didn't work there, so I had to let it go.

But after I finished the sale (which even with the discount came out to about $95 🚩) and gave them their bag, they looked at the receipt and I could swear I heard them say "she really did it" under their breath 🚩 (which is an extra fuck you because I have a very obvious they/them pin on when I'm at work) and now I'm tired and pissed off and want to fight someone

41 more minutes and I can go home and play ACNH until I have to come back tomorrow morning 😔

[selfcarecap]

Episode one of the sex lives of college girls:

(Btw I just read these notes and none of them make sense and I literally just watched it so Kendra if you read this, I’m not responsible if you have a stroke trying to undress what I’m saying. Seriously you can ignore this but I wrote this down so may as well post) actually I’ll tag you you have free will to ignore @kenniteaa

- not me seeing ‘essex’ and thinking it’s british for a second lmao (is it in esSEX on purpose…?😔)

- she is not 18. also i will take my teddy bear (who is not a bear but a penguin) with me forever, i can’t sleep with my arms just limp by my sides lmao

- the one girl’s dad looks like an AI

- okay i’m focussing more on these notes than the show so i will come back at the end (and kendra if you read this you probably don’t remember any details from the first episode anyway)

- i thought vermont was in canada……….. kiddiiiiiing i totally knew that it’s not !!! …

- not the mediocre looking podcast alpha male seeming men doing the sweaty shirtless run ew keep running pls

- i feel like there aren’t enough tears for a goodbye at college

- okay nvm the dad is crying lol

- i repeat i will stop the notes while watching

- not the tik tok girly shsjskks

- yay gay people!

- ‘i’m super sex positive more in theory than in practice’ lmao me

- yay more gay people!!!

- the blonde girl is just💀💀 (ah, her name is Leighton)

- ohh Canaan’s cute

- um what is going on 😭😭😭 you’re my first black friend 😃👍🏼😽🤭😝 #ally✊🏼

- omg Leighton’s not like the other girls i totally love her now 😊

- oh the mediocre guy is supposed to be hot

- lmao I love Bella

- and also Whitney

- I think (girl with shorter hair) is okay too i think she’s just awkward and tries too hard but like.. bless her ig 😭 but she’s also 💀💀💀💀

- ‘I like men not boys’ 😌😌😌

- Whitney’s coach (bf?) also looks like an AI. Actually idek if that makes sense but like he looks animated but really well but not super well compared to real people (i’ve been watching too much love death and robots 💀)

- Leighton’s giving everyone ipads? sgsjsjs okay she can stay 😁

- ohhhhh SHE’s timofy’s sister she looked exactly like him for a second, i didn’t know she was the chalamet (i still don’t know her name)

- also Leighton looks like someone but idk whooo, kind of Peyton List and Sydney Sweeney a tiny bit but no that’s not who I’m thinking about hmmm

- SIX HANDJOBS? 😭😭😭 okay this is not what i personally mean by sex positive but good for her, i hope they do actually vote for her tho

- I still don’t know Chalamet’s name BUT NOT HER BF BREAKING UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY HAVE SEX BRO GO AND DIE (lol) 😭😭😭 also Kimberley??? That’s not her name I swear it’s not

- yayyyyy at least bela got in <333

- Dalton. What is this name. HIS WIFE??? THE AI HAS A WIFE I KNEW HE WAS DISHY (i was gonna put fishy but dishy sounds worse whatever that means) Whitney 😭😭😭🥺🥺

- ‘100$ is not a lot of money for jeans’ lmao

- okay I do love Bela but also 💀 ma’am. cringe but it seems like no one cares so

- WHO DOES LEIGHTON LOOK LIKE 😭😭😭

- wait i think she looks like shakira sgsjsjsk

- NOT THE EX ASKING IF HE CAN CONTINUE USING HER NETFLIXL

- they’re all so cute + awkward lol

- Nooo I hope Nico doesn’t use her vulnerability to get in her pants too😭

- not the girls being mad at BELA that their BOYFRIENDS cheated oof

- Whitney + Canaan yes sgsjskksks but lmaoo boys are so easy 💀

- yes MOREEE gay people although i’m not sure about Leighton as a person (hm she doesn’t look like shakira after all btw)

Ohhh so I liked it a lot!!! The vibes are kind of.. not what I’d usually go for idk I can’t explain it. But I like it 👀 I feel like either I’ll binge all of it tomorrow or it’ll take me months to finish tho💀 we will see.

Kendra if you did read this don’t worry I won’t talk about every episode like this dhsjsjs💀 or i won’t talk about every episode period

[ragnvdnir]

IT DO MAKES SENSE.

"itto my bro" 😭😭😭 so... You're also bros with itto like ayato... 🤔🤔 I remember u challenging me 👹👹 ur so right with you wanting to challenge ppl but it's just /j. Ein itto kinnie confirmed 🥰💞💞

Yoimiya and Hu Tao are great kins for you✨✨✨ they are funny, talkative and outgoing 🤩

I'm rlly enjoying you fighting w/ urself in your messages 😭😭 why is it like a show for me😭😭best actor award goes to ein 😤👏👏👏

Goodluck with Ayato banner tomorrow!! 😚💗✨ May you make Lord Kamisato come home 💦💦💦

I have also seen genshin bios in the coop menu and some Ayato wanters are like: "I have Thoma hostage come get your housekeeper, Ayato" 💀

Also his leaked skill voicelines 🙏🙏🙏 Why is. Why is he. Why does. Why does he sound like that. It kinda awakens something inside me 👹 🙈

Tbh i almost typed itto banner until i realized it should be ayato's—

— 🍰.

ITTO IS MY BRO FOREVER 😤 WE SWORE TO EACH OTHER WE ARE BESTIES FOR LIFERS🤛🤛

oh ayato😳 uh itto my bro, friends got each other's back right? maybe introduce me to ayato? like you know have another freiend haha👀 ik u would bc u love me my dearest bro😘👉👈

are u saying u want to fight me again?🧐 come on anon show yourself 🤾🤾🤾 /j

itto is officially ein's platonic soulmate!? real!?😱😱 no but fr we are dramatic af

yoimiya and hu tao yes😍 why do pyro users love me?... is it bc im hot?🤤 wisbskjxsj oh god me and my corny ass joke🥱

sorry what? fighting with myself? anon i thought youre fighting with me😃 what is this betrayal 🥀 everything was just an illusion?🙁 anon you wound me dearly😔💔

i hate this, my humor is not for free, ugh where's my salary for being the most funniest person🙄🙄 /j

HE WILL COME TO ME WILLINGLY BC IF HE DON'T MY PYRO BESTIES ARE GOING TO BURN HIS PLACE (yes my beloved thoma is included) AND HIS PRETTY SISTER HAVE TO GO HOME TOO😤

oh, did i just do the same with those bios

😎

😃🕶️🤏

ayato wanters are using force, u have to understand 🙄

his en voiceline abt my bro itto saddens me😔 he sounds so unamused to him🙁 while the accurate translation for cn, he sounds so amused to my bro💔 he said he doesn't hate simple/naive person😍 wait— u said itto is my kin, and ayato doesnt hate person like him, does that mean he doesn't hate me too ehe👉👈 /j

dont be shy, let ayato awaken that~

[ificouldhelpyouforget]

hey bro i’m taking my AP Lang exam tomorrow and i am so ANXIOUS AND SCARED AND WORRIED!!! i have to pick pottery up and i’m just so nervous that i’m gonna miss my time to test even tho i live like 7 mins away from the school and the earliest i can go in is 10. like i have plenty of time BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!! i’m literally panicking. Danny would totally help me cool out and stop freaking out so much 😔👊🏽

Worrying and panicking will affect your day and makes it more likely for you to make brash choices. Take a few deep breaths, close your eyes, and take a moment to think of things that ease your mind.

You are going to kill that exam no matter what you're feeling now. Take your time and read the questions thoroughly. You be got this! Remember that stressing over it will make you forget answers tomorrow and lose sleep tonight. No matter how the test goes, you're a super hero doing school I'm this craziness.

Danny agrees. 💜💜💜