#//and for alastor to be angy

[venisontransmission]

@televisionrotsyourbrain

If the old television head were a mere 'blast from the past', the expression on Vox's face was an entire freight train.

A long buried memory unhelpfully crops up. Of a time shortly after he'd first met the television demon who was very new to Hell and all its inner workings.

The sinner had taken to following Alastor around like a lost puppy, and the radio demon tolerated it if only because Vox was just so interesting. So different than anything Alastor had seen in life - how much time had moved in the short span that he'd been dead.

If he recalls correctly, the media demon had been babbling on about tech for the better part of fifteen minutes. A bombardment of information when Alastor had asked about the inner workings of Vox's television head - and television in general. To this day, the deer demon is not sure why he did it - perhaps it had been done as a teasing gesture - claws reach out to touch the hard outer shell of Vox's monitor. He feels the snap of static electricity against his knuckle as he hooks a finger on the inside of his screen and tugs gently.

"Perhaps one day, I'll take you apart."

And that exact grin, that exact flash of light was the response he received over seven years ago.

"I'd like to see you try." Vox had said - possibly the first time Alastor had ever heard such a haughty tone from the other sinner.

Full of surprises, that one.

In the present, he lets go, watching Vox carefully. On any other day he'd assume this to be some sort of trap. But something is off. The media demon's radio waves were completely jumbled, like playing a violin with broken strings. A terrible sound for sensitive ears like Alastor.

"Well I was expecting something more modern, but it may seem something is amiss with this situation."

[xxx-angie]

bitches will say "the girls" and be referring to a cannibalistic serial killer who runs a true crime podcast about himself and literally the devil himself

im bitches, its me

[knight-a3]

Hazbin Hotel Sketchbook 2: Part 7

Masterpost

I think Angel should've wore his hat more. I think it looks good on him.

[1ncarnad1n3]

! CLOSE UP/ IM SORRY abt the low quality x

ANGELLL! I'm planning on recreating this a lot better so this is just to post & show how he looks on my first attempt drawing him! :)

Love angel so much, he deserves so much better I'm glad hes more spoken on episode 4. Hopefully we see more character development on all of them next season and hope you like it :D

[123puppy]

Ayyy what if Lucifer underestimates just how down bad he is when he gives himself deer biology like Al?

Yes I am the exact opposite of this ship, you know what to expect here > u >

Deer ears are not the only features Lucifer magic'd into existence, it's like all his senses have been cranked up to 100. Taste, smell, sight, it's all heightened to an unbearable level

But what's unbearable is this smell he can't stop taking in, it's everywhere, overpowering every other smell in the hotel, he's agitated, ears flat, antlers suddenly growing as his blood rise, searching for where that overwhelming scent is coming from-

He gets shoved by the butt of a microphone cane and sees a sharp toothed grin on Alastor's face, albeit a twitch in his eye, eyes narrowed as he states, "Its rude to smell a person within their personal space"

To which Lucifer snaps that he wasn't even near him but Al rebuttals saying that Luci was 'too out of it' to notice that he's buried his whole face into Alastor's lower back and it took a moment for Lucifer to register the sentence because he can't remember doing an embarrassing and absurd thing but hell never lets shit go because Husk and Angel are there, the three were sitting by the bar, and they saw the whole thing

Angel explains in lewd detail how Lucifer was 'feeling' Al up with his hands, how Al's face twisted in different expressions that made Husk turn around to hide the smirk on his face at his boss's flustered face

And Lucifer shrieks, more deer-like noises, and begs Angel to stop with the graphic explanation, as much as he wants to deny it the way Alastor looks at him with distaste and the slight disarray of his slightly open coat as he turns to button it up is evidence enough

Then Angel pipes up again, "Wait aren't'cha both bucks? Wouldn' da' mean you guys butt head 'er somethin'?"

And Alastor scoffs, his cane still keeping Lucifer at a distance as the fallen angel subconsciously tries to lean forward towards him, "I do not give into my 'primal instincts' so easily, my dear! Unlike Your Highness, my control is on a tight leash!" That's when the pressure at the end of his microphone disappears as Lucifer throws a disgruntled look at him.

"I have control, you tacky fucker!"

"Dat ain't what we saw, Big Daddy~" Angel laughs at the steam erupting from Lucifer's ears

"So you're playing 'Hard to Get'" Husk directs a quick glance towards his boss before dropping his gaze to the counter as he cleans a glass and ignores the glare Alastor throws at him.

"I am not"

"So Al is the Doe?" Angel coos.

"I believe I've overstayed my welcome," Stabbing the end of his cane into the floor, Alastor stands to his full height, eyes glowing and smile all teeth, "I must attend to my meeting," he chirps, playing a tune in the background as he clicks his hooves over towards the door. But stops, neck cracking as it turns and looks down with an angry twitch to his upturned lips, "Stop following me."

Lucifer blinks and sees just how close he is to Al and leaps back with a start

Al slams the door in his face and the room is silent

"Twenty dollas' he follows Al to his meetin'" Angel bets

"Forty, they'll have their asses back here in 10 minutes"

[artsbytawari]

food

[hellaverse-kinblog]

…Hello.

I’d like to ask if you would be so kind as to make me a replycon. Or two. Or however many you make for a pack.

Don’t be surprised if you see me use it. Or not. I haven’t decided yet.

I believe I am correct in assuming you know who I am, so thank you.

Christ, Al, d'ya have to be so ominous and mysterious about everythin'? Anyway, we usually make 'bout three, then make more for more emotions as we see fit. Tried to give you a wide range of emotions. Hope ya enjoy, they were a pain in the ass to make. ♡

You specifically don't hafta credit, 'cause we don't care, but for anyone else who might take 'em: Credit if ya use. ♡

[hazbinned]

🎶 A song that reminds me of my muse’s backstory

🎆 A song my muse would sing or dance to

🌠 A song for our muses

🔮 A random song from my muse’s playlist

bonks you affectionately

SONG ASSOCIATIONS

🎶 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah - A song that reminds me of Val's backstory

Val was disowned by his family when he was in his early 20s and then met his pimp when he was around 26! This feels like a mix of 'to his family' and 'to his pimp.'

'I'd rather you didn't than did I'd rather you didn't get rid Of me at that age, such a young awkward stage, that is not what you do to a kid Nah nahnah, nahnah nahnah Nahnahnahnahnah, nahnahnah nahnah (x2) I'd rather you hadn't than had If you hadn't I wouldn't be mad At what I've been handed, despite it I've landed on both feet so don't worry, dad Nah nahnah, nahnah nahnah Nahnahnahnahnah, nahnahnah nahnah (x2) Now that I've said it, let's try to forget it I don't want to trash your good name Trash mine if you'd like to, I'm sure you'd be psyched to remember Our name is the same'

🎆 Ruth Etting - Button Up Your Overcoat - A song Alastor would sing or dance to

I can see him singing this to @sirserpentine 's Pentious, but he'd also just sing/dance to it in general!

'Listen, big boy You gotta be hooked, and how I would die if I should lose you now Button up your overcoat When the wind is free Take good care of yourself You belong to me Eat an apple every day Get to bed by three Oh, take good care of yourself You belong to me'

🌠 Dean Friedman - Don't You Ever Dare - A song for our muses

Husk to Hotel!Angel after Angel tells everyone he lied about Vox. Sort of saying "your words/actions have real life consequences and can affect the people around you."

'Don't you ever dare do that again Save that kind of nonsense for your friends I've got better things to do Than feel sorry for the likes of you You are not the child you'd like to be You can control your destiny And if I offend your sensibilities Well, pardon me It's irresponsible. It isn't right. It isn't fair It only makes me crazy, it only makes me crazy 'cause I care'

🔮 Caleigh Peters - Fun, Fun, Fun - A random song from Val's playlist

Well she got her daddy's car And she cruised through the hamburger stand now Seems she forgot all about the library Like she told her old man now And with the radio blasting Goes cruising just as fast as she can now And she'll have fun fun fun 'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away (Fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the T-bird away)

[alteregozowie]

"Are we finally eating that pig of Angel Dust's!?"

[jim-jams-posts]

OMG he looks so GOOOODDDDDDD!!!!! Like wow his new design is actually so good in animation form 🤩

[angie-fuzzy-boots]

sitting with you in solidarity as we contemplate our existence with a side of begging & pleading for rosie to be as i remember her. insert the this is fine gif here. condolences for your loss (the Wrong cherri)

at this rate kinversations will turn into local hazkin group therapy 😭 /hj

I WAS SO FUCKIN HAPPY TO SEE MY BESTIE AND THEY MADE HER AN INSENSITIVE PEER PRESSURE HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND

LIKE??? CHERRI LITERALLY HELPED ME BECOME ✨️ANGEL DUST✨️ WHEN I WAS A SHY LIL TWINK WITH NO INFLUENCE, SHE WILL NOT CARE IF I DONT WANT HER DRUGS FOR ONE NIGHT

[xxx-angie]

lucifer jumping and trying to reach a box of cereal in a cabinet too high for him. alastor sees him struggling and goes over to get the box. he then proceeds to walk off while eating from the box. it's one of those sugary cereals too, probably marshmallows or sum shit, so alastor hates it. but oh will he take any chance to be a petty bitch to lucifer

[statiicstag]

❝ How quaint that he thinks I would even require a 'head start' in the first place. ❞

Adorable, really.

[ment @angie-long-legs ]

[lovemongerer]

I can't remember if I shared these so I'm posting them just in case 🤭

[kaipersonlol]

i have issues. have more art for my hazbin comic

i had too much fun with it

shes wearing her "casual" clothes btw. lucifer pissed her off, so she got a lil angy

[journey-of-the-morningstars-blog]

Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway! It was to protect Rouge and the kids.

Alastor:....are you telling me that that over-pompus picturebox THREATENED MY DAUGHTER AND HER CHILDREN?!