#//also wow it got a little long whoopsies

[mechahero]

anonymous asked- There's someone carrying around a boombox and blasting romantic tunes outside of Lambda's home. A couple of the neighbors are going to beat his ass for noise pollution. But still he waits for the cyborg to notice him!... if that even happens. recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction! (accepting)

Brows furrow as sharp ears pick up the noise outside. It was kind of hard not to hear it even with the music he was already listening to. What was that racket?!

Lambda huffs, setting his magazine down and clambering out of bed. Pink curtains are parted to poke his head between them and see just who the hell is making that noise. He spots the one responsible and blankly stares down at him before dipping back behind the curtains. He's not gone for long as his arms slide in between the curtains and opens his window.

What follows next is a shoe being tossed towards the poor sap in question.

"Keep it down, would ya?!", Lambda shouts, leaning out of the window. He's waving a balled up fist at him. "You don't need to be playin' music that fuckin' loud!"

It seems he hasn't read the situation for what it is.

[gontagokuhara]

Okay I finally just now got a break from work and holiday business right now to actually comment and reread the newest chapter of pointy objects and honestly, I absolutely love lore drops in this story so I'm still like screaming and crying and throwing up, you have so much skill when it comes to writing its insane omg

Anywho I stopped by to say that and ask a boring question! Just for clarification, when Maki and Kaede were being gay and messy in Fuyuhiko's house, that line "ducking beneath her dad's hesitant touch" for sure means Mondo right?? For a minute I thought it was referring to Fuyuhiko because he's her godfather. The family tree makes a lot more sense now though, but just for clarification's sake I'll ask! I definitely don't want to reach the point of questions where I'm treading into the spoiler zone, because every surprise and reveal in PO has made me scream and shout and let it all out.

hi hello! happy holidays, i'm glad you've got some time for yourself! <3

this did not start out as either a long Or lore heavy answer Whoopsies....there are no actual spoilers (beyond talking about the reveal in the most recent chapter) but i do skate around the concept, just a little

as to your question (which i don't think it's boring at all): kaede is meant to be referring to taka in that instance! the full relevant line is "…still just another traumatized demigod, ducking beneath her dad’s — not her godly parent’s, never him — hesitant touch..." the most recent chapter established mondo as maki's godly parent, the one that she is biologically related to, though both him and taka are equally her 'dad's. there's also a line that describes how taka has visited camp a handful of times, but the same isn't said of mondo, which is intentional.

as for why that is...it is alluded to, but i don't make explicit the reason. doing that now would get into slightly spoiler territory, but in rereading it, i do think someone could make a reasonable inference based on what was said in ch19, and also in things that have been touched on waaay back, as to why mondo isn't present in ways taka has been said to be. i'm keeping my wording vague because to be 100% honest, certain aspects of this lore are so deeply established and it's just been a given for Me in My head for so long that i forget sometimes what has been revealed and what quite hasn't yet, and funnily enough that's mostly in relation to the broader concept i'm referring to now. i don't want to drop something in passing in a reply and then end up with an inbox of "wait what?!?!?!" from unintentionally spoiling something 💀 good news is, on the maki front at least, i expect the why to be answered...relatively soon.

i will say, your mention of the family tree wrt: maki is relieving because in my planning docs. GOD what a mess. not necessarily for her but for All the kids and their parents. i havent tried to physically map it all yet but i will someday and it will probably kill me. the entirety of maki's has been stated or at least implied in-story though, so for clarification's sake:

taka and mondo (godly parent) are maki's fathers. mondo and fuyuhiko are good friends/"business partners" (lmfao). as a gesture of mutual respect/a showcase of their close bond, fuyuhiko was designated maki's godfather (in the traditional sense [but also to me, connorlizabeth bazwrites, as a dumbass nod to their gang/mob/yakuza connections]). and mondo was dubbed tenko's godfather by fuyuhiko (godly parent).

WOW this got long and so very very off topic Oopsie. however in rereading this 800 times it seems a waste not to post it when i've made sure there's no spoilers beyond what can be (imo) sussed out through a close reread (or what will become more relevant as more is revealed in canon). this has Also reminded me to give the most recent chapter a reread, as i plan to get started on 20 around new year, so thank you! hope the predictably massive word dump is worth <3

[monochromemedic]

I had been stuck in the Dark World for who knows how long. The days didn’t seem to matter down here. No sun, no moon, just the vibrant green grid that coated the sky that would twitch and surge with occasional frequency.  When I first got here, I fought hard to get back to the surface, to fight for any sense of normalcy, for home but after a while the dream began to fade. The options began to run dry when compared to the dangers that surrounded me. And so I settled. I survived. I searched for food, begged for shelter from kind Darkners. I did what I had to to live. The Queen was not an option. Whispers from Darkners told me how I was just what she was looking for, that would help her expand her reign to the Light World. As much as that would probably help me, I didn’t want to ruin the lives of others for the chance to see my family, as much as I missed them with every passing minute. The sound of bustling cars and the blinding lights of neon signs stung my senses, my palms pressing into my eyes to drown out what I could. Damn it this place never slept did it? There was always something, some sort of noise. Whatever bags I had under my eyes were probably made cartoonishly drastic with the lack of pure rest I was getting. ‘Supose it was better then being dead... My body felt heavy, and I knew I’d have to find a place to rest or I’d fall asleep mid crossing of a road and get run over by one of those goofy cars I’d seen. Maybe that wouldn’t be so bad... I recalled the time one of the car’s rear bumped into a fire hydrant (or at least I thought it was) and made a squeaking sound. The darkness of a certain alley called to me, the silence a sweet lullaby to the roaring around me. Was it dangerous? Oh yeah. Was it stupid? No shit. Was I going to do it? The shadows the engulfed me were perfect and if it wasn’t for the underlying stench of garbage it’d probably be ideal. Still beggars couldn’t be choosers and if tonight was good enough I would have to consider having this as my permanent sleeping spot. My back slid against the cool wall across from the dumpster, eyes half lidded as they read the advertisements littering above. Why the hell did the Queen have ads anyway, if she wanted she could monopolize any products she wanted... Despite the quiet I couldn’t shake the feeling that creeped down my spine. The presence of something other then myself around me. I tried to close my eyes, I was in the city after all. It’d be concerning if I didn’t feel like people were one second from crawling up my ass. Though I had to admit I didn’t expect to actually feel something begin to touch me. My eyes snapped open, elbow prodding into a blurry shape that yelped and tumbled backward, it’s grasp my on shoulder tearing a hole in my already worn shirt in the struggle. “Hey! What the hell?!” I barked, standing over the perpetrator. My shoulders slumped when I saw what looked to be a doll staring up at me with wide eyes, an over exaggerated smile permanently spread across it’s face. The creature’s jaw opened wider with a clack, it’s small body shooting upwards to stand on it’s small pointed feet. “WOAH WOAH WOAHAH- [Live worms]!”   The darkner’s voice was deafeningly loud, a shrill tone that cut the air like newly sharpened blades. “ I THOUGHT YOU WERE [Roadkill]. NICE TO KNOW I WON’T BE [Sleeping with the fishes] T0NIGHT!!” Well he had a certain way of speaking that was obvious. What the hell was going on with him, he talked like he was constantly being cut of random clips of other people speaking. He talked like a youtube poop or any other shitpost that would randomly shove memes into them for a quick laugh. “You thought I was dead? I was just... I was... uh.” I looked around me, eyeing the dirt and debris. “I was... going to sleep... here.”  Dammit, telling people I had to sleep in such ratty places were always a blow to the ego but I suppose it was better then saying ‘Oh I was just sitting down here to die’ The puppet shook his head and waltzed over to the dumpster, his small hand smacking the side with a sense of pride. “ [Finders keepers, losers weepers] HUMAN, YOU PICKED A GOOD SPOT. TOO BAD [so sadd] I GOT HERE FIRST. THOUGH FOR A DEAL I SUPPOSE I COULD [Share the love~]” “Got here first... what are you talking about?” The Darkner let out a laugh, distorted echoes filling the air as he leapt inside, a solitary hand popping out to beg me to come closer. This was a terrible idea, but despite my best judgement I followed, and witnessed what I could only describe to be a makeshift bed inside.  The puppet laid on top of musty mats and raggedy rugs, a single stained pillow resting just beneath his head. My god was he living in here? The creature continued his laugh, lurching only a few inches away from my face. “ [Sweet deal] ISN’T IT? J3ALOUS, [baby]?”  I shirked back, cheeks reddening at the tone of his last word. I was most defiantly not jealous, in fact I was filled with remorse, something his pride did not help with. “It’s... uh something. I guess this means I’ll have to find another alleyway um, sorry for bothering you-” “SPAMTON.” “What?” His hand shot out towards my chest, fingers wiggling for a handshake. “SP-SPA MTON G SPAMTON, [Number 1 rated salesmen 1997]” He announced, an extra flair of bravado laced his titled. His hand was surprisingly warm for what it was made of but nothing that would be described as body temperature.  “Jenna. Also 1997.” “WHAT A YEAR. LISTEN LIGHT nER, I AM DEALSMAN [yes/no?]” “Um... y-yes? I don’t-” “THEN LET ME MAKE A DEAL YEAH? FOR ONLY [many] KROMER, YOU MAY STAY IN MY [Privately owned] ALLEY. IT’S A REAL [steal] YOU’RE ROBBING ME [deaf] HERE!” My brows furrowed as I searched his face for any context clues for what the hell he was trying to say. Kromer? What the fuck was ‘kromer’? The only thing I knew of currency down here was dark dollars not kromer... even if he did ask for dark dollars he didn’t name a price, he just said many. And the amount of dark dollars I had was zero. “Uh I don’t have kromer. I don’t even have dark dollars I’m kinda broke Spamton, in case you couldn’t tell from uh...” I trailed off realizing saying that sleeping in an alley wasn’t a very smart thing to say to someone who slept in an alley.  He seemed surprised by my words, beginning to tug on my coat, flipping my pockets to see if I was really lying. I had to push his mitts off me a couple of times, to which he eventually got the idea the way his hands began to rub at his extended jaw. “NO KROMER... WHAT CAN YOU DO?” “What do you mean?” He seemed to sense my change in tone, his grin beginning to wobble nervously “[Whoopsie daisy!] LET ME START AGAIN. DO YOU HAVE A [trade]? A [skill] TO [Exchange for goods and services]?” he croaked. I eyed the ground, rubbing the back of my neck. What the hell was I good at again? “I mean, I can draw, I suppose...” “ARTIST? WOW OWOW!” Spamton’s face lit up before digging in the dumpster, pulling out a few napkins and a ball point pen and shoving them into my hands. “WHAT A [trade] TELL YOU WHAT. YOU DRAW A [one-of-a-kind masterpiece] AND YOU CAN STAY THE NIGHT!” “You’ll let me stay... if I draw something for you on this napkin. Am I getting that right?” The doll nodded feverishly, basically hovering over my shoulder as I played with the pen. This was certainly the weirdest way to pay someone that I could imagine... well no but one that was in the realm of reality. I had to ask Spamton to give me some space a few time, the feeling of his breath on  my neck making me more then nervous as I drew. God he was like those kids in school that would ask for drawings but ten times worse with the amount of personal space he’d give you. Besides I needed something to draw and with nothing on the mind why not draw the most interesting thing in front of me. I held the finished doodle out to Spamton only to have it snatched out of my fingers so fast I swore we could have started a fire. “WOAH...” The puppet sank inside of the dumpster, his face softening  as for once in what seemed like forever the alley way grew silent. “THIS IS... ME?” “Yeah. Sorry I didn’t know what to draw, you kind of put me on the spot. Besides everyone likes drawings of themselves right?” I shrugged, being pulled away from my thoughts by an overdramatic sniffle. Was he... crying? Not quite, just damn well close. Spamton’s shoulders quaked as a warm smile returned to his cheeks, slipping the napkin into his pocket with glee. “SO GOOD... THANK YOU.” “It’s really nothing, honestly that was a pretty shitty drawing.” “WHAT? YOU’RE [&#!^]ING ME! THAT WAS [BIG SHOT]” He was screaming again, hands gesturing wildly about. “It wasn’t but thank you. I wish I was better to be honest. I’m not very happy with my art, not at all.” I turned away from his gaze, unsure of why I was overcome by a choking sensation building my throat.  Why the hell was I telling this stranger this sort of stuff anyway? I mean I could hazard a guess it was the fact that this was the longest conversation I had had with anyone since I had gotten down here but with how things were it could be some magic power the doll possessed to tell him my deepest darkest secrets. “YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS [Big?]” “No.” “WHY NOT?” “I don’t know. I just... I think it doesn’t look the way I want it to. Doesn’t look good to me, and I don’t know how to fix it. Which I guess is a little funny considering how long I’ve been drawing. Just keep... drawing and drawing and never improving, least not how I’d like. It’s just garbage to me.” Spamton’s face seemed to fall, his glasses fading to a dark inky black.  “YOU FEEL? NO GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO? YOUR [passion]?”  “Yeah.” A laugh ripped from his chest, his head lolling back with each chuckle. I felt my soul began to crack, a shame flooding my body with how hard he seemed to laugh. Did he find this funny? Humorous?  I felt tears prick my eyes as I snapped my head back to glare at him, his head glitching back to stare back at me. “YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME, JENNA. A [slime] A REAL [slime]!” With a quick motion the puppet jumped to the ground, his hand resting against my arm as he spoke.  “YOU’RE A REAL [BIG SHOT] YOU KNOW THAT? STAY AS LONG AS YOUR [Greasy little heart] DESIRES!” Well... that was unexpected. He’d really let me stay here as long as I want cause I was pathetic? Or did he just feel sorry for me? What was going on? And why was he calling me a slime... or us a slime?  “Oh... uh thanks? I didn’t think I was being  much of a big shot whatever that is but I apricate it. Really.” His head clacked with every little nod, leading me to a pile of cardboard boxes and patting them with the grace of a car salesman. “BEST [Seat in the house] ALL FOR YOU. [Night night forever]!” Spamton beamed, awkwardly swaying side to side before stumbling back to the dumpster a few inches away and crawling inside of it, much like a wild animal. I couldn’t help but laugh a little. This guy was weird. Kinda creepy but also kind of funny. I honestly couldn’t pinpoint a feeling on him but at least he didn’t want to hurt me just make weird ass deals and make me ‘big’. Did that mean famous? Was this guy so into my art he wanted to be some sort of manager? I rubbed my eyes and let out a yawn, the excitement of the day finally beginning to fade. God I forgot how tired I was, that little guy made me feel like I was gonna go into fight or flight.  “Hey Spamton?” “YES?” his voice echoed from inside the metal container. “...Thank you.”

[drowsystarlight]

ok so i'm not sure if you've ever made a post about your oc's. BUT if you have i would love to see some lore because i am SO curious about them bc they look awesome

oh my god an anon for my KIDS??? i am so flattered. oh my god give me a moment

i removed the public link for all my oc lores bc im putting it in a webcomic THATS GONNA B OUT AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE FOR MY DEAD ART STUDENT BRAIN but yes anyway i can introduce who they are real quick

long post tho,,,, whoopsi

this pink hair babie is Polaris, she's a star god and Essentially the queen of the universe bc she can manipulate this thing called Stardust,,, which is in literally every existing and living thing in the universe to exist,,,, Yeah anyway for a personality: she is a small thing with massive attitude, has an ever-present resting bitch face and take-no-shit attitude . also she has a knack of going for violence immediately as a solution . "what do you mean i can just talk them down?? nope . they need to die . their whole species needs to die actually". she has the power to smite planets and shut off stars if she wanted to. she also fucks around the asteroid belts sometimes for fun lol

her lore is very simple she's basically just a descendant of the last star god so now she's just doing her job while going around outer space >:3

tldr: very strong humanoid star god . eats batteries and cars and metal bc her core is a star and thrives on energy basically . big furnace as throat . probably overgrown kirby . always sparkles and is a glitter goblin (she likes anything gold and sparkly)

Next up is this trashbag and its just Saeth Asterhold a.k.a my misery business mascot bc his life just sucks so bad and he's unluckily lucky (imagine he gets a random dollar bill on the street as a lucky find and then he gets hit by a car like 5 seconds after that . that's what i mean with unluckily lucky . i hope it makes sense)

he is a tiny little human living his tiny little life . also he's definitely an eboy . also emo . he has a pet cat named Morgan and it's actually a magic shadow cat w 3 eyes (the kitty polaris is patting in the image above this hehe)

his lore is VERY CRAPTASTIC basically he sees the magic things normal humans shouldnt ever since he survived an accident at 13 yrs old (ghosts, gods, magic creatures, you name it) so he freaked out and got diagnosed with Schizophrenia for seeing things that arent there (its obviously a wrong diagnosis lol he is literally seeing the worl in its bare magic gears) so he just deals w that AND insomnia and college day to day,,,, yep he is a 22 yr old college student heeho he is just miserable

polaris and saeth both meet bc saeth fucked up, made a wish on a shooting star, and polaris has to grant it bc its also part of her job BUT the wish was so vague and fucky that it just got them stuck together. its the synopsis of their whole story lol basically saeth has to babysit a humanoid star god with ZERO human experience . on earth . and the said star god find humans dumb . its all fun and games

also they're a throuple !!!! this is the last member !!!! this is Enver !!! I changed his first name recently and i used to call him Irving a lot so me and my friends got used to it aha

anyway he is your local default protag, also 22 yrs old and in college, is an older brother to his sibling (nyx!!!! i will talk about them sometime else hehe), a part time worker in the same cafe Saeth works in, AND a sun champion !! he juggles college and work and sibling duty and champion duty everyday . very busy hyperactive but nice person . i love him . he is a great man !! also he is trans and its a big part of his whole story and lore stuff hehee

he's half human and half god bc of his champion occupancy, and the job he does is that he protects earth from these creatures called Void Creatures (wow im very creative at naming things) bc those things prey on negative human things !! he has sun and fire powers !!!! also a notorious fuckboy but in this story its more or less a misunderstanding !! also his lore is craptastic as well . all my ocs have craptastic lores i love writing suffering

anyway he is also Polaris's subordinate (since the sun is a star,,,,, and he + his god pulls power from that aha) and he hates her for being a genocidal asshat so they fight a lot but this trio is very solid and they work well together (,,,when they have to)

OKAY THIS ENDED UP VERY LONG i tried to keep it as small and short as possible but ALAS i talk a lot bc i love my kids,,,,, i have more ocs but they're kinda In The Backseat bc i have favoritism and these 3 are my favorite so i draw them almost all the time,,,, my poor other ocs LMAO

thats all THANK U ANON IM GLAD U LOVE MY CHAOS COSMIC KIDS !!!! this might be a long shot but im writing them in a Soul Eater au (so far only polaris and saeth have showed up bc they're in the main group, Ethan is in the side characters unfortunately) so if you're curious abt how they act (bc obv their lores in their original world is different), you can read it here on ao3 !!

[acidmatze]

Gojou x male reader hcs (very self-indulgend)

Randomly thought.. hey why not? There aren't many on here or anywhere really and maybe someone likes these.

Reader is the newly transfered to Tokyo and someone who enjoys goofing off and pranking others just as much as Gojou. Sfw Warnings: It's self-indulgend. Didn't proofread. That's it.

How you got together:

So you're the new sorcerer on the block. Freshly transferred from a more rural prefecture to Tokyo. You've been to big cities before but wow, Tokyo really is in a league of it's own. It's just endless.

You're really glad when Ijichi drives you out of the city again after what seems likes hours. The area almost reminds you of home, with the unobscured view of the mountains and forests.

You don't even get to see Gojou for the first week you're there since he's out on a "business trip". You meet his students instead and warm up to them almost immediately.

When he returns you are out in the courtyard playing "hide and seek" with the first years.

It's Very Important Training though, you see? Definitely not just goofing around during school hours cuz it's too warm inside. It was Yuuji's idea.

Suddenly this Very Tall Man is standing next to you, almost scaring you to death. All you wanted to do is hiding behind a bush but now you feel like you're fighting for your life.

"Oh whoopsie daisy, did i scare you? What are you doing here? Are you the new guy? Hey new guy, I'm Gojou!"

You shush him but it's too late and Yuuji found you.

Later Gojou gives you a tour of the campus even though you already know everything. Let him be, he wants to feel useful in other ways than just exorcising curses.

He wastes little time testing the prank waters with you. Only hours after the tour he slips a "dick pic" in your sweater jacket. You know it was him immediately, Nanami warned you. Poor Nanami would never have guessed you would get a laughing fit over it.

In turn the next day Gojou opens his door there are thousands of plastic cups filled with water in the hallway. He has to gingerly step over them to avoid flooding.

The next time you return from a mission the screen of your computer in the office is covered in post its.

So ofc you follow around Gojou a whole day with a squeaky toy making squeaky noises with each step he takes. It's great workout. He walks very fast.

A whole week passes by, the two of you constantly pranking each other. After a waterballoon fight Gojou asks you if you wanna have a movie night with him. You instantly agree.

He puts on the worst movies you have ever seen. It's great fun. You throw popcorn at the screen and poke fun at all the horrible acting and terrible "special effects" a high school student could do better. You catch the microphone dangling around the frame several times. One character has the most bored death scream ever.

It somehow becomes a ritual, every time Gojou or you return from a mission you have a movie night. The pranks continue too. Gojou is genuinely delighted to have met someone who can keep up with his pranks and jokes. You two have quite some good banter.

"Not bad for a country bumpkin!" "Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"

Once after an especially long and tiring mission Gojou is awfully quiet during the movie. Halfway through he just rests his head on your shoulder. No one questions it or says anything. You don't wake him up when he falls asleep even though there is a helicopter exploding on screen. And also your arm falls asleep too.

In the actual relationship:

Things somehow smoothly progress like this. Pranking, movie nights, sometimes Gojou takes you out to town to get something to eat or see a movie in an actual cinema or you go to the arcade. He won a giant purple teddy bear for you once that you had trouble fitting into the taxi on your ride back. It now takes up half of your bed.

There is no dramatic realisation of feelings or anything like that. You noticed quickly that you were crushing on Gojou and decided to let things happen naturally however they wanted to. Also you sensed that if you would ask Gojou about this he would leave immediately and probably not come back. "So what are we" Conversations are not his thing.

So of course you also never said anything when Gojou would start being all cuddly during movie nights or would hold your hand when just walking around or hanging out. Yes you were delighted and relieved that the feelings were mutual but you knew better than cornering him with questions about it. You would hate being cornered with it too.

Sometimes even though he's on campus you somehow don't see him for days. On other times he follows you around constantly. He's super giddy when you decide to randomly follow him around too one day. Even when it's with the squeaky toy again. Yes, the pranks ofc still happen from time to time.

You stargaze one night and he's surprisingly quiet as he listens to you ramble about astronomy. After you are done he is the one rambling and you're surprised he didn't become a college professor instead. "What? I have a lot of books about this!" "I didn't even know you can read."

Every time you do something together you learn something new about him, it's endless and you couldn't be happier.

When Gojou became more openly handsy (with your permission) you were briefly worried about how the others would react but no one said anything. Except for Nanami saying that Gojou is somehow even more annoying now.

Sometimes clings to you like a koala. A very very tall and surprisingly heavy koala. Also master of puppy eyes and super warm tight hugs.

You never know when a cuddle session will turn into a tickle fight. Once you got a slight bruise from falling off the bed and Gojou spend ten minutes "kissing it better" and telling you he's sorry. As if you could be mad at him.

Jokes about how you two will be the most annoying people in the retirement home 60 years from now.

Always brings you presents from his missions which range from actually sweet and thoughtful to Just Food And Snacks to hilarious junk you wonder where he even found it.

He likes being the big or little spoon equally. When he's the big spoon you can be sure to not be able to get up for the next hour or so. He will wrap his legs around yours and trap you there. Also puts his head and your shoulder and will suddenly blow raspberries against your neck until your crying with laughter. Mostly is the little spoon when he's tired or remembering Things. Then he's weirdly quiet and just pulls you along to the couch or bed and plop his head on your chest. Don't mind that he's way too tall to fit properly. He might want to talk about whatever is bothering him or not but regardless, you have to play with his hair. If you stop he will look up and pout. Nicknames he probably will give you: Prince Muffin man Sweetiepie Fluffmuffin

And what you call him: Snowcone Snowdrop Little polar bear Vanilla Mocchi

[gerrydelano]

(if it sent the first time ignore this tumblr hates me so bad) hi ron!!! very excited 2 read this chapter…. livereact commence! oh my GOD i forgot melanie got shot. jesus. danny’s in greece????? god. i also hate hospitals so much. so bad. THANK GOD MELANIE IS ALIVE 🫂🫂🫂🫂 i love georgie ‼️ oh a note! slay. gerry’s being a little hard on them i think for being on scope. my opinion though. :((( sad georgie & sasha moment……….. pain. i also keep forgetting that tim is dead. oh my god is basira dead?????????? MIKE !! “START RUNNING”?????????? what. oh a fight…. yeah that tracks. oh my god martin. oh my god. RAPHAEL????

WOW that was fast!

she sure did get shot! whoopsie doodle

he didn't choose greece, greece chose him

hospitals BAD. melanie alive good<3

georgie my beloved she deserved to really speak her mind here

note :-) a very important note. i am just Waiting for the first person to put this together.

you mean georgie being hard on them about scope? honestly while i see its uses due to having Made It have uses, i also think she's got every right to be upset about this because tbh what melanie is about to do is Absurd and it hurts to see the people you love show little to no regard for their safety like this

the georgie sasha moment made me so sad i love them

we all forget tim is dead until he starts gushing water like this kirby

a person can only live like this for so long :-(

oh tim wants to hunt him down so fucking bad dude. but he can play the long game :-)

Yeah, A Fight Kind Of Tracks. martanny romance at its peak

hiiii raphael! what are YOU doing here!

thank you sm!

[george-mackay-macfine]

Let's Play a game - CH.3

Chapter three of let's play a game, as usual pick your own Jude. I know I have!

Tag list: @neocil @cjand10

If you want to join the LPAG tag list, let me know.

If Jude Hastings thinks he can show up at my family brunch and act like he wasn’t committing an act of war, he sure had another thing coming.

I was going to be the best’ girlfriend’ this man had ever seen. I was going to be such a convincing girlfriend that his parents would be begging him to propose to me by the time I break his heart. I was going to be that girl that all his friends, colleagues and all his family compare his next girlfriend to.

I was going to be the girl who destroyed Jude Hastings for other women.

“Hi.” I smiled at the female officer who sat at the front desk. She looked borderline depressed with her piles of paperwork around her. “I’m here to see Jude Hastings.”

“Name.” She drawled out.

“Darcy Edwards.” I plastered the fakest smile on my face as she picked up her desk phone.

“What is your reasoning to see Officer Hastings?”

“I’m his girlfriend,” I held up the picnic basket by my side as the woman eyes widened. “And I brought him dinner.” I put the basket on the bench and riffled through finding the container of cupcakes I’d baked - Oh yeah, I’d also baked dessert - “Cupcake?” I offered the now open container of sugary sweets to the woman who looked at them like they’d offended her entire family. “There is chocolate and vanilla.” She didn’t speak, just kept looking at me.

“Hastings… There’s a woman here to see you.” She looked me up and down. “Claims she’s your girlfriend.”

“Darcy.” I prompted right as she put the phone down.

“He’ll be out in a few minutes if you sit down.” She mumbled before looking back down at her open file.

I guess that’s a no to the cupcake, then.

I pulled the container back, shoving the lid back on and storing it back inside the basket before walking over to the waiting chairs. I put the basket on one and began to fiddle with my dress.

A long summer maxi dress with sandals was the best accompaniment to this whole dinner scheme of mine. Not only was it workplace appropriate, but it gave off this virginesque vibe which would only help me win over his colleagues.

Hastings would have no clue what was hitting him.

“Darcy?” I turned at the familiar voice. Standing holding the door open was Jason Sato. Hastings partner and one of the many people I’d gone to high school with who didn’t seem to want to leave this damn town. “I didn’t actually believe him when he told me you were here to see him.” He began to laugh.

“What do you mean?” I picked the basket up and walked towards him. “Is Jude coming?” I held the basket up slightly. “I made him dinner.”

“Is it poisoned?”

“What?” I faked as gasp - poisoning it would have been too obvious. “Why would it be poisoned.”

“Because the last time you made food for him, you put laxatives in it.” Oh yeah.

“That was high school, Jason.” I gave a giggle. Sweet and innocent. “Besides, I wouldn’t want to poison my boyfriend; he’s too cute for that.”

“It was only two years ago,”

“Was it?” I tapped the side of my head gently. “Bad memory.”

“So you and Jude finally put it all behind you, huh.”

“Sure did.” I smiled as Jude appeared behind him. “Hi Bunny.” I beamed at him. Relishing in the way, his smile dropped at the use of his new nickname.

“Bunny?” Jason tried to hold in a laugh as I nodded idiotically. “Wow.”

“What you got in there?” Hastings pointed to the basket.

“I made your favourite.” I lifted the basket some more. “Egg salad sandwiches and cupcakes.”

“Egg sandwiches are your favourite food?” Jason raised an eyebrow at Hastings. Absolutely not. He hated egg salad sandwiches.

“Picnic food it is.” Hastings amended.

“Did you want to join us for dinner?” I stepped towards Hastings, who wrapped an arm around my waist, pulling me back against him. “I made plenty for everyone.” Jason looked between Hastings and me. “You don’t mind, do you, Bunny?” I looked up at Hastings with a wide smile, the smile only becoming broader as I heard Jason let out a snort of laughter.

“Of course not,” Hastings grimaced, leaning down kissing my cheek.

“I am only saying yes because I want to see more of this.” Hastings grabbed my hand and led me through the police officers towards their break room. I made sure to smile and wave at everyone who looked at us, cementing myself as the polite and sweet girlfriend I was.

“How has your day been?” I asked Hastings as I began to grab all the items out of the picnic table, laying them out in front of the two seated men. “Catch any bad guys today?”

“Not yet.” Hastings grabbed a can of root beer I put down in front of him. “How has your day been, babe?”

“Babe?” I pushed my bottom lip out in an exaggerated pout. “You never call me babe.”

“What does he call you then?” Jason asked mid-bite.

“He usually calls me wifey.”

“You what?” Jason spun to look at Hastings while I struggled to keep the shit-eating grin off my face.

“What can I say? When I see something, I want I go for it.” He picked up one of the sandwiches. When he sat back down correctly, he looked at me again, maintaining eye contact as he began to smile. “But, baby. If you’re happy to let people know I intend to make you my wife, then I’m happy to call you that in public. I just thought you didn’t want people to know.”

A challenge.

“Of course Bunny.” I walked around the table and sat down in his lap. “You know I want nothing more than to win this big heart in here.” I tapped his chest. “If you want everyone to know you intend to marry me, then I’m okay with it if you tell them.” Do it, Darcy. Win this one. “It’d make me happy, actually.” I kissed his lips, fighting off the bile that rose with the action.

“Sato.” A voice bellowed from beyond the break room, giving me a reason to break the bile raising kiss. “Call for you at your desk, line three.” Jason stood up slowly, looking at us as if we were some mutation.

“Right, coming.” He called back to the voice. “I’ll be right back.”

“Okay.” I smiled, watching Jason walk out, the door shutting behind him.

“Is this your feeble attempt at a surprise attack,” Hastings whispered in my ear, his chin resting on my shoulder.

“You mean like yours from this morning?”

“I didn’t think we were playing dirty, Edwards.”

“We weren’t, then you crashed family Sunday brunch.”

“You needed your wallet,”

“Then you shouldn’t have lifted it from my purse.” I turned to look at him. “You started this. I’m finishing it.”

“Oh no, this is just the beginning… Wifey.” A twisted smirk covered his lips. “You know that comment I made about no more pranks.”

“Of course,” I remembered everything he said that morning.

“I take that part back.” He nodded towards my outfit. “After this little prank, I think everything is fair game.”

“Prank?” I shook my head. “This is no prank. I wanted to make my big strong man some dinner.” I poked his cheek as I spoke.

“You know I hate eggs.”

“No, I knew eggs give you insane gas,”

“Tamato, tomato.”

“Whoopsies.”

“I’m not eating them.” He looked at the sandwich.

“What’d I miss.” Jason sauntered back in.

“Nothing.” I turned back to him. “Jude was just going to try the sandwiches and tell me what he thought.” I spun around to face Hastings. “Isn’t that right, Bunny.”

“Darcy…”

“It took me a long time to make it all, the sandwiches and the cupcakes.”

“It’s lovely of you, Darcy.”

“Thank you, Julian. If only my boyfriend felt the same way.”

“Try one, man. They’re good.” Julian slid a sandwich over to him. Julian and I both watched as Hastings disgruntledly unwrapped the foil that wrapped the sandwich. Taking half of it, he brought it to his lips.

“Take a big bite! Make sure you get all the flavours.” I clapped my hands together. Honestly, I have never wanted anything more than for this sandwich to react badly with Hastings’s gut. The idea of people thinking he shit himself is nearly funnier than it would be if he actually shit himself.

“Of course.” He muttered, bringing the sandwich to his mouth. To my surprise, he took a massive bite out of it, more than I’d expected him t take. As he chewed, Jason and I watched on. “Wow,” He reached for the root beer, taking a long gulp. “Nice.”

“Try a cupcake now.” I grabbed one of the cupcakes and scooped the icing off with my finger. I was bringing it to my lips before Hastings redirected my finger to his lips. I felt his tongue work around my fingertip, sucking off all the sugary sweet vanilla icing.

“Okay, you two might just be enough to gross me out.” Jason broke us from our moment.

“That was my icing.” I sighed, pulling my finger back. I subtly wiped it on Hastings shirt, thankful that Jason couldn’t see.

“Delicious.” He laughed. “You should try one.” He looked over at Jason.

“Give me your finger, Darcy.” He winked at me.

“Sorry mate, But you’ll need to find your own girl.” His hands wrapped tighter around my waist.

“I should get going.” I unwrapped Hastings arms from around my waist. “I’ve got class tomorrow.”

“I finish in an hour. Why don’t you go to my place.”

“I don’t have clothes, Bunny.” I loved seeing a part of his soul die when I used that nickname, thank you, google.

“Well, go home, and I’ll swing by and get you on the way home.”

“He wants to romance you, Darcy, by the sounds of it.” Jason cackled, unwrapping a cupcake.

“Is that true?”

“Of course it is.” His hand ran down my back, stopping at the swell of my hip. “Romance is my middle name.”

“Now I’m sure your mother told me your middle name was Fredrick.”

“Oft.” Julian hissed. “That’s a sexy name right there.”

“Isn’t it just,” I giggled, throwing my hair over my shoulder. I knew by the look on Hastings’s face he wished I were dead right now, and I knew he could tell by the look on my face that I was loving this more than anything.

Payback is a bitch.

“I better go.” I picked up my purse and walked to the door. “Can you bring those back to me whenever?”

“I’ll bring them by tonight when I come to get you.” Jude stood and walked behind me. “I’ll be back.” He called over his shoulder. “Let’s go.” He swatted my ass, causing me to flinch forward. “Didn’t mind it the other night.” He winked.

“You bloody bastard.” I muttered under my breath as he scooted past me. “I’ll kill you.” I growled as he grabbed my hand, pulling me through the station. “When you get home, I thought we could take a bath together.” I began to rattle. “And maybe I can give you another facial, and we can watch the notebook.” I thundered as we passed by a group of highly masculine-looking officers. “Like we did last week, you seemed to like it. I’ll even use the pink face cream.”

“Jesus.” Hastings hissed, shaking his head. “I’ll walk you to your car.”

“You don’t have to.” I passed him pushing open the same door I’d entered only minutes ago.

“I’m walking you to your car,” He confirmed, holding the door open so I could move through the threshold. “C’mon.” His hand grabbed mine, pulling me along behind him. We passed by the silent woman on the front desk and out into the warming summer air. “You are -“

“Incredible?”

“No.”

“Amazing… Phenomenal… Astounding… bewildering… bewitching…”

“Insane… mad… cretinous.”

“Oh a big boy word.” We’d reached my car by now, but Hastings still wasn’t letting go of my hand. “Can I have my hand back now?”

“I don’t know.” He leant back against the car, pulling me into his chest. “I rather like the way it feels in mine.” His other wrapped around my waist, holding my body tightly to his.

“I think we need to clear some things up.” I tried to pull my hand back from him. “This whole facade thing doesn’t have to happen all the time… only when we’re around people.”

“No, sweetheart.” He nuzzled his nose into the underside of my jaw, breathing deep. “I’m going to make you fall madly in love with me.”

“Whose says I’m gonna let you?”

“Whose says your gonna stop me?” His lips crawled up my jaw before moving across the skin of my cheek towards my lips. He flipped us over, so I was trapped up against the car “Darcy,” When did his voice become so husky, and why is it sending a shiver up my spin. “Whose going to stop me?” Why did the idea of his lips on mine seem so appealing? Why did I feel like I was starving? And without the feeling of his lips against mine, I was going to die. “I don’t think you’re going to stop me, Darcy.”

He was right. I wasn’t going to stop him.

Without a second thought, I pulled his head, so our lips met. His hand let go of mine and ran up, grabbing onto my face, keeping me locked to him. My tongue traced his bottom lip. I wanted more. His lips left mine again, kissing all over the skin on my face.

“Baby.” I grabbed onto his face this time and reattached our lips. My hands wandered the expanse of his body, feeling all the muscles I was reluctant to remind myself about. “Darcy, we need to stop.” I shook my head against his lips, my own going to his neck. His hands left my body completely resting against the car on either side of my head as I kissed his neck. “Believe me, I don’t want to stop this either, but if we don’t - We’re going to end up naked on the street, and I don’t think that’s appropriate for an officer of the law.”

Dammit, he was right.

“Your right.” I pulled away from him, my chest heaving. “I should save shows like that for when people are around.” He let out a chuckle.

“What games do you have planned in that twisted head of yours.” His fingertips tapped my temple gently.

“Wouldn’t you like to know.” I pushed his body away from mine, moving so I could open my drivers’ door.

“Well, was your show in there, was that how it was supposed to happen?”

“Let’s just say, it’s not exactly how I planned it - I expected more people wanting cupcakes, I mean they’re cupcakes c’mon - but it’s turning out better than I thought.” I stopped as I was about to step into the car. “You’re going to fall in love with me, Jude Hastings, and then I’m going to break your heart into a million little bits.” Disturbingly he smiled. Not the reaction you really wanted from a man when you tell him you’re not only going to break his heart but also shatter it into a million parts.

“I’m sure you will, Darcy.” He stepped back away from the door. “But I suppose the real question is, will I break yours first.”

“Don’t count on it.” I slipped into the car.

“I’ll see you soon.” He called out as I turned on the ignition. I rolled my window down and stuck my head out.

“You won’t see me if I don’t answer the door.”

“You will.” He winked before turning and walking back down the path we’d walked together moments ago.

As I took off, my mind was consumed by one thing.

Jude Hastings.

Thoughts of him clouded my senses as I drove, and the feeling of his hands on my hips as he pulled me closer to him left chills on my legs.

He was good, but I was going to be better.

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

Gundam Wing Secret Operation (1996) Side B (Part 11)

Heero = H; Duo = D; Quatre = Q; Trowa = T; Wufei = W; Treize = TR; Zechs = Z

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H: Operation Five: Mission Accomplished.

~~~

D: (Stretches) We’re finally done! Since we’ve got so many quiet guys on the team, I was kinda worried that making a cassette book would be an impossible task. However, things turned out to be a lot easier than what I’ve expected!

H: Duo, did you really think so?

D: (Laughs awkwardly) Uh, yah, good work everybody! Thanks for your hard work!

W: Thank goodness. I don’t ever want to do this again.

D: Aw don’t say that, didn’t y’all have fun doing this too?

Q: Let’s see…this is Duo’s…and this is mine…Heero’s…

T: Quatre, what are you doing? Q: Oh, come take a look at this. These are fan mails that are dedicated to us!

D: Wow, that’s a lot! Is this everything?

Q: You see the boxes that are stacked over there? Apparently those were also sent in by fans!

D: That’s a whole mountain worth of letters right there!

T: This shows just how many people are out there rooting for us.

Q: We are really lucky to have received so much support. As a token of gratitude, why don’t we respond to some of the questions and requests from our fans before we go?

D: Quatre, that’s a great idea! Hey Heero, Wufei! Why the hell are y’all leaving already!

[T/N: either one of Wufei or Heero or the both of them said something here, but the original track’s audio cut out so it was incomprehensible. My best guess is that they said something along the lines of “My job here is done” or “I have no obligation to share personal information with strangers”] 

Q: Heero, Wufei, that’s not proper! You have got to be thankful to the people who have shown so much support for us, isn’t that right, Trowa?

T: I agree with Quatre. We should at least express our gratitude.

D: That’s right y’all, a little fan service won’t hurt! Speaking of which, Quatre. What kind of requests did we receive?

Q: Let me take a look…The person who received the most letters is Duo!

D: What can I say, it’s hard being popular!

Q: YN-san from C602 colony and many more have requested to see Duo with his braid undone. To be fair, even we haven’t seen Duo with his hair down before.

D: Well, this hairstyle is pretty much my trademark. It’s so much work having to tie my hair back up though…

W: That’s on you for let your hair grow out without trimming it. 

H: If it’s that much work, just cut it short.

D: Hell nah! My current hairstyle suits me perfectly. Ain’t no way I’m gonna chop my hair off. Oh well, I’ll let my hair down for the sake of all the cute ladies out there. Here I go!

[Sound of hair unraveling]

D: How is it?

Q: Woooow, that’s really long! Duo’s hair is so wavy and soft! Didn’t you say that braiding your hair takes a lot of work? How come you don’t let your hair done more often? 

T: The lack of gravity in space probably makes it difficult for Duo to navigate around with his hair flying in all directions. 

Q: I see, it’ll be troublesome if your field of vision is blocked by your hair, right?

D: Besides, it’s hard to move around with long hair if I don’t tie it up.

H: That’s why I told you to cut it short. Anything that would get into the way of a mission is unnecessary.

D: Just let me live my life and stop judging my hobbies! But anyways, to all the cute ladies who sent in the request, what did you think? What, you can’t see it because this is a cassette book? Whoopsies, my bad! 

Q: Unfortunately, the listeners will have to use their imagination. The next letter that we have got here is…

D: Wait, give me a sec to tie my hair back up!

H: Just carry on, Quatre. Let’s not waste our time waiting for Duo.

D: You heartless jerk!

Q: This is for Trowa! “Trowa is very good at befriending animals. Are there any secrets to that”? 

T: There are no special tricks or secrets involve. However, wild beasts are simple creatures that stop being hostile when they realize that you mean no harm. 

Q: I’ve heard from Miss Catherine that after Wufei was defeated by Treize, you brought him to the circus and sat next to him by the bonfire for two hours. And that afterwards, the two of you became really close friends! Trowa, it is amazing how you managed to tame Wufei! 

W: Why am I being lumped together with wild beasts?!

D: Close enough. Finally, I’m done braiding my hair! Let’s see, the next letter is…for Quatre. “I have heard that Quatre-kun has 29 older sisters. What are they like”?

Q: Although there are sisters that I have yet to met, all of them are amazing people. They are all part of my precious family.

H: Even so, whoever is to marry Quatre in the future is going to have a rough time.

Q: Wait, why?

H: Having to get along with 29 sister-in-laws sounds like hell.

T: Moreover, they will also have to deal with the fanboys in the Maganac Corps. One would need to be very resilient in order to be able to handle that.

W: I don’t think there are any woman out there who would willingly walk into a lion’s den like that.

H: If that’s the case, Quatre’s status as a bachelor is set in stone.

Q: Stop making grim predictions about my future!

D: Com’on Quatre, let’s not linger over this and just move onto the next letter already! It’s for Wufei! Here you go.

W:...What the heck is this.

D: It’s a request for you to deliver this line. Just go ahead and say it!

W: …Alright. We’re near the end anyways. (Clears throat) “Woman! Are you listening to me, woman”?

D: As requested by KT-san from C316 Colony and many more!

W: I don’t understand women. Does getting yelled at bring them joy?

Q: I think it depends on the person. But more importantly, I wonder how that our male listeners felt about that.

D: Don’t worry about the dudes, they’ll be fine. Alright, the last letter is for Heero! “Where did you buy the stuffed bear that you gave to Relena in the last episode”? (Laughs) Heero and stuffed toys? What an odd combination! What did you wear to the store?

Q: (Chuckles) Duo, stop laughing so much!

T: That’s right, even if he was surrounded by girls inside of a fancy toy store, Heero is the type of man who would carry out his mission without feeling ashamed.

D: (Laughs) Stop, you are making me imagine that!

W: (Snickers) How lame, buying a present just to please a woman!

D: (Out of breath from laughing) So? Where did you buy the bear, Heero?

H: I didn’t buy it.

D: Stop playing dumb! That’s not gonna work against us.

H: That wasn’t something that I bought. I made it myself.

Q: Really? You made a stuffed bear? 

H: That’s right. I have undergone intensive training that would allow me to prevail in any mission. Therefore, I have extensive knowledge in mobile suits piloting, computer hacking, gun-handling, and history and languages of the various nations on Earth. Furthermore, subjects such as politics, economics, horseriding, fencing, social dance; and domestic skills such as woodworking, cleaning, and cooking were also part of the curriculum. Nevertheless, in order to be able to make my own clothes when infiltrating, I was taught how to sew as well. 

D: Why on earth would anyone teach their spies how to sew??

Q: That is extremely impressive, Heero! Look at me, I can’t even sew a button on by myself!

T: Having mastered all of that, you would make a perfect bride, Heero.

[SE of the boys stumbling]

D: Why the hell would he be the bride?!

Q: For the rest of the fan mail, I will make sure to hand them to the recipients. Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to send us a letter!

H: Mission accomplished.

D: Now that Heero has said his catchphrase, I think we can finally call it a day. Let’s go grab some food on our way home y’all!

T: Wait a second.

D: Trowa, did you have any unfinished business? 

T: This has been bothering me for a while now, but it seems that we haven’t finished filling up this entire cassette tape.

D: You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me! 

Q: Oh my, Trowa is right! We still have a few more minutes to go until the 30 minute mark.

W: Seriously? Did we miscalculate the time?

H: It’s…it’s my faulcbwdigyivwehfvyi (Duo jumps in, covers Heero’s mouth with his hands in an attempt to stop him from self-detonating).

D: Don’t you dare! Trowa, Wufei, hold down his legs! Quatre, grab the self-detonation device that he’s holding on his hand!

Q: Roger! What what what what do I do with this thing??!?!!???

D: Don’t be too rough with the device or else you might trigger its activation!

H: Give me back my self-detonation device!

D: Calm the fuck down! Even if you were to self-detonate that ain’t gonna solve our problem!

T: What are we suppose to do now? The cassette tape will be ruined if we don’t do something about this.

D: When faced with problems like this…

Q: When faced with problems like this?

D: Just shift the responsibility onto someone else and make a run for it!  

W: Are you planning to run away from your problems?

D: I’m not gonna complain if you volunteered to stay behind alone and clean up after our mess.

W: (Grunts)

T: It seems that we don’t have any other options.

Q: I feel bad about this, but this is our only way out.

D: Let’s hurry up and get the hell out of here. To the voice actors who voiced us, I’ll leave the rest to y’all!

H: It’s…it’s all my fault!!!!

D: Enough Heero. Let’s go!

[The boys run away]

~~~

[Part 10] [Cast Comment]

[aajjks]

For the fanclub (y/n's crush on Alina cont'd again): Jungkook, you're in the passenger seat, you know what that means right? You get full reign over the aux cord. Play whatever music you want. Oh, wow. That's quite some lovey-dovey music. I didn't know you were such a hopeless romantic. Ah, no! Don't blush! It's a good thing, it's cute.

Alina, you good back there? It's a long ride, so if you need anything, let me know okay? That goes for the rest of you too. Yeah, Jin, we've been driving for a long time, but we've still got about an hour and a half left to go. Yoongi is still following us right? Oh okay, good.

...

We're here guys! Let's get inside now, I'm so tired of driving. Oh, yeah, I guess it is a big house. Though, they used up most of the space for entertainment rooms and stuff instead of actual bedrooms. Yeah, Alina, anytime you want you are welcome to come over!

Oh, guys, how was your ride over? I'm surprised you didn't kill each other on the way over, haha. Us? Oh we had a great time! Alina and Jungkook had a singing session with Eunwoo and Jin joining in sometimes. They were really good! Though a little distracting—no, guys! I'm just messing with you! You didn't distract me at all. I enjoyed your singing a lot, made the ride a lot less boring.

Anyway, we should all get inside, it's getting dark already. I'll order you all some food while you pick your rooms. Hopefully you guys decided who's rooming with who? Oh, Alina, Eunwoo, don't worry about that. You guys get your own rooms.

Anyway, I'm going straight to bed, I'm too tired to eat anything haha.

*pulls Yoongi aside* btw, did you guys see Jeongguk or anyone else while you were getting Eunwoo? I didn't get to ask you guys earlier. And nobody was following your car either, right? I'm gonna admit, I got very worried when I lost sight of you guys a couple of times on the highway.

"oh Y/N you're so sweet! I love you!! Yes!!!" Jungkook smiled. Putting on his favourite song, can't take my off you, it was old but a classic. Upon your remark he looked up to look at you, a pink hue tinting his cheeks. "I-Its cute? You really think so?" Jungkook only blushed harder, when you took your attention away from him to alina, "yeah! I'm cool! Awe thank you Y/N but I'm good for now!" She giggled as she went back to chat with Eunwoo.

Roars of thank you's were heard "Y/N you have been driving for quite a while, you sure you're not tired... I'll help you? We've been at it for a while now... How much time is left?" He asked you, he forgot his watch and his phone was dead, alina was busy showing Eunwoo something from her phone, jungkook was busy enjoying one of his favourite songs. "Oh okay cool! Yeah I can see his car.. it's hoseok now I think who's driving?"

"alina shut your annoying voice will ya?" Jungkook rolled his eyes at the chatter box (whoopsie) "fuck off, asshole."

He only smirked as he closed his eyes, the sweet melody relaxing him, thoughts of him and you together surrounded his mind.

____

"oh thank god, we're finally here!" Alina exclaimed. "It's a beautiful house, pretty big too, cool!" Eunwoo complimented. "Oh really Y/N? Wow!!! This is like my dream house! Y/N please can I visit this more often? With you of course... If you'd like me to!" She asked you cheekily.. jungkook rolled his eyes again when you agreed.

When all of you were just talking with JK's occasional snarky remarks thrown at alina, the other guys also joined you.

"HEY Y/N I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" Jimin pulled you in a hug, yoongi looked so tired along with taehyung and hoseok. ''yes we barely managed to survive with each other... Haha.." namjoon replied. "What a pretty home you've got Y/N?" Hoseok looked around, starstruck. "What about you all? How was your road trip like?" Taehyung asked, yawning. "Really? How could your ears not bleed?" Jimin laughed at his joke when you broke his hug.

"distracting? Oh no we're so sorry Y/N..." They all looked down when you assured them. "Oh yes I'm pretty hungry.." jimin rubbed his belly. "Y/N let me help you!" Jin offered.

"Y/N I'll be staying with you in your room!" Jungkook announced proudly. ''me too Y/N I'll even cuddle you!" Jimin argued back.

"guess, Jin hyung and I'll be sharing?" Namjoon clapped his hands together.

"I'll stay with hope!" Tae yawned again. "Cool with me?" Hoseok replied.

"as for me I'll stay with eu- oh? We get spare rooms? It's... Cool okay I guess.." alina pouted, Eunwoo just tried to hide his disappointment. "Thanks Y/N!" He bowed at you.

"good night! Y/N dream of me!"

They all went back to what they were doing and did not notice you and yoongi gone. "What Y/N? No we did not but... then I kinda took a nap so I don't know. Can I go sleep now? I'm not staying with anyone? Should I stay with Eunwoo?"

[ratboyray]

So I have a little note in one of my folders in my notes app (because my life would not be as together as it is without that app fr) and it is full of questions I have for you and things I want to share with you so I will go through them one by one because I always end up rambling. uhhh soooo wait... b-bro... you help out with marathons too? 🥺 idk I just saw that you mentioned something about that in a post from months ago but hecking superb my friend. There are a lot of races of all sorts around where I live and my coaches are super involved in the community so the xc/track team is always encouraged to help out... some of the races we assist with are tradition now. but a lot of them got cancelled so :(( but we still got to set up our aid station in the fall for this one ultra marathon and that was wicked cool. I’ve never ran a marathon but I think in college, since I won’t be running for the school, I’ll focus more on long distance stuff and maybe even some biathlons and triathlons who knows? I’m looking forward to the freedom of not following a team/coach’s training plan tbh I’ve been running track and field (outdoor) since I was three and cross country since I was 8. and tbh I’m kinda tired of competing. I’ve won my medals and set my records and yadda yadda i think it’s time to take a step back. I still love running ofc but I’m going about it differently. It’s kinda sad for me actually because up until this year I thought I would run in college and back in 8th-9th grade i was on course for a lot of great things but kinda fell apart my sophomore year... idk my times are much slower than before but I think I enjoy it more. My friends and teammates and family like me better like this and I’m like “okay guess I was too much like king of the court stick up his butt kageyama back then” but now I have fallen from grace and so has my pride and losing my “talent” kinda made me regrow my love of running from square one. long story short I kin oikawa that’s all you need to know whoopsies I did indeed ramble. Oh oh oh and to answer your question I like spring track the most. It’s outside, I get to wear my favorite spikes, I love the track (not our school’s tho our school’s track is trash). The indoor tracks’ turns are so tight it’s not great on my knees and hips and the air in the indoor stadium is suffocating. But cross country is growing on me I used to hate it but now it’s kind of like the embodiment of freedom in running. Probably because I haven’t been able to run on a track much in the past year and my runs are just getting longer and longer hence my appreciation for 3 miles/5 kilometers over the shorter distances on the track. hbu?? Ok it’s very late and I need to do never ending AP lit homework (but I’m caught up now so woot woot). Good luck with school and all your scholarships bro I believe in you!

bye I am currently busting an uwu abt your notes pls🤧🤧🥺 and !!! helping at marathons has gotta be one of the best parts of any season, especially during xc there’s this one that we’ll pack the like goodie bags that the runners get with after-race food and everything, and then on the day of the race we get up wicked early and direct traffic in the parking lot. I also love helping at the water stations jkfjkdj idk marathon days are some of my best memories with my team uwuwuu (i’m very sad we didn’t get to do any this year) and I just love seeing all the absolute badasses that like?run that much?? likw wow and bro!! bi/triathlons are metal asf like that’s mad impressive ,. and ! it’s really great to hear that you’re like doing running your own way, and that you’ll enjoy it more. I’ll always love how personal running is, and appreciating your runs no matter the speed is just. the dream (i’m still working on that one a little bit, especially during indoor😻) and ooh spring track is so elite imo😼😼 my favorite race ever is the 4x1 and we have several meets at our track and before practice starts we lay on like the warm turf and hrgrhgh there’s something about an outdoor 200 that just is so satisfying and yeah hfjjfjjd and ofc thank you so much for the ask bro uwuuwu 🥺🥳🥳

[fandom-sheep]

MCC 24 JUL 21

Green Guardians and Pink Parrots Part 1/2

Alright I’m finally back! I’m only half watching while I clean my room but it’s fine.

I’m watching Fundy’s POV on my main screen and Ranboo’s on my phone where I’m typing this.

Ranboo pre game stream let’s gooo.

I’m so very entertained by the background Tubbo noises.

He’s so happy. I don’t know if I have it in my to watch Fundy’s POV even though I’m cheering for the Green Guardians.

Sands of time. Let’s go!

We are going to hear these boys in each other’s backgrounds.

This has “mom can we play Minecraft at our sleepover” vibe.

Phil’s streaming. Where is the fox boy…

Boys trying to out noise each other.

Please tell over to tubbo about how loud he is being. It would be funny.

It’s so much fun watching this boy achieve his goals. I love watching people achieve their goals.

Actual MCC server!!!

Good time for screeny. Nobody is chilling.

BURGER!

I saw him! I saw that fox run past!

“Ahh” - Ranboo

“Aaaa” -Tubbo

“Ahhhh” -Ranboo

“Aaaa” -Tubbo

High school ish age boy in competitive scenario. This will be so much fun.

Microphone magic time!

Hey I hear the boys!

And it works well.

It does echo???? How???

“It was a joint effort. I came up with some bad ideas you came up with the idea that works.” -Tubbo

Also known as every other group chat I’ve ever been in.

Lmanburg flag at rally?

What?

No. Let’s do free clout.

Ranboo being a problem.

Why is everyone in that VC?

What problems are these children causing.

Fundy is live! Where is my iPad time to dual wield streams.

Spatula???

Dual spatulas.

It’s time to start!!!

Where is the fox?

You know. I might reverse it. I might have to watch Pink Parrots mainly and just ignore green guardians.

I’m going to put Wilbur on my iPad so I can see the chaos man. Now to decide which POV I’m listening to. Probably Ranboo. Wilbur on mine is slightly behind.

They asked if Wilbur was going change his skin? That never happens. He had to wear the sweater of shame at Christmas time.

I have them both almost perfectly sinced but it’s at the point it almost sounds echoed.

No it’s just tubbo who sounds echoed.

Nope can’t get it to sync. Just listening on my speaker.

No surround sound here. Unless I get really board.

Manifesting the win?

Manifolding the win.

Bavid.

Time to annoy the other teams.

From here on I’m going to try to be productive while I watch. Wait no. The music isn’t in sync with the one I’ll mostly be watching.

Oh I forgot TapL was there. Nope it’s not syncing. Just going to have Ranboos on my phone be secondary.

Wilbur POV let’s go.

We trash talking. Look at them go.

Ahh. English area codes. What the enigma.

Let’s win pink parrots!!! How do I always end up cheering for this team…

I need to make pink parrot art.

Oh no. Just Wilbur.

Oh no. It’s all Tubbo.

Wilbur reminds me of a good camp counselor motivating his team. Not like one of my coworkers.

My brother isn’t home today so we can’t have a watch party like we wanted.

My mom is confused with my and my brother’s investment in MCC but we told her it was the national championships of Minecraft.

Oh poor Fundy tagging on the other side.

I need to remember to collect channel points.

I’m sorry why is my internet acting stupid. Work you!

Pink and purple. The tween girls second most idea color pallet.

They are over motivating the Soot.

Thought Wilbur was going to explode from peer pressure there.

Yooo. I figured out how to watch Fundy! I can split screen my ipad between the app and the website. Tiny Fundy screen and big Wilbur screen and tiny Ranboo screen on my phone.

They can’t warn fast enough.

Time to watch and ad and support Wilbur because it got too far behind for my liking while I fought with the tiny Fundy screen.

I need to put away the books I’m pressing flowers in. But I don’t want to mess up the flowers.

Wonder how soon I’ll have to start a new post because I ran out of bullet points.

Nah I’m not keeping Fundy’s POV open. I want full screen Pink Parrots.

Music brain made the lyric connection.

I could drink 3 bottles of water every round.

The boys with the superior bladders.

What happened with Wilbur? What I didn’t see anything happen with the stream.

Nox crew role play??? What?

Wait. Did red team just fall into the void?

What?

I found a skirt and I’m wondering why I don’t wear it more often.

It goes down to my knees I could even wear this to church.

Offhand wool!

Time to battle in the box!

Exciting death boots.

Go!!! Do wool! Get em!

Oh wow. They both died. At the same time.

They can hear the Tommy. That’s how well these dudes know one another.

Bragging on each other.

Everyone surprised that Wilbur is entering his old man years.

Woohoo!

Random history moments with Tubbo.

Woohoo (again)!

Ranboos just going to jinx it.

Oh no I need my charger!

Got my charger! Rejoined at “Minecraft butts make big… videos” and am quite confused.

Skilled boys!!

Poof goes the Bur.

They beat Dream???

Casually refolding every bandana I own while watching battle box.

I found a peppermint tea bag.

Come on get mid! Noooo.

Pink parrots doing pretty good from what I see in MCC live.

I thought Ranboo had an actual burger on his face cam. I was so confused for a moment.

Yelling across the room casually.

Wilbur is back. You can hear him.

Wilbur is like a kid trying to get a duck out of the pond.

Sky battle?

Shake? Shake shake shake?

Oh no. Now all the chat is crying over Ghostbur. Myself included.

Pink parrots on top so far! Never mind that didn’t last long.

Go Wilbur! Go Tubbo! Go Ranboo! Go TapL!

Wilbur go poof.

3rd atm.

Oh we’ve gone down.

No he was not good. But he paved the way for TapL.

We’re in 2nd?? Are the other teams dead or something?

If we’re going down and yelling timber.

4th. Not bad.

Woohoo!

Go green guardians!!

So proud of them.

Pants and Boots!

Still in 6th for sky battle.

Bless his heart TapL is so worried.

Red Rabbits and Green guardians are close.

My streams are out of sync. So confused.

We’re in lead!!

WE WON!!!

My iPad is struggling with Will’s stream but it’s going!

Come on Parrots!

Alright got it up again. Got it up again.

If I were a streamer I wouldn’t be good at MCC. I can’t competitive properly. I just like making jokes and being goofy.

Not a good lead but oh well never mind we don’t have the lead.

Red Rabbits YUM.

“Do not engage” as they set off tnt.

Get those stupid rabbits! Or whoever is attacking. I’ve never been good at any sports.

First again!

Hold on guys!

They won!!! With Wilbur hovering on the edge of the void!!!

PINK PARROTS FIRST PLACE (for now but I’m still excited)

Talented team!! Look at them go!

Get your screen shot little Y/N fan boy.

Not surprised we’re more popular than the olympics.

Had to go brag to my parents that there are more people watching MCC than the olympics. They were also not surprised.

Sands of Time. The wildcard game.

Sand sand sand sand.

We have a key for a vault already?

Putting away shoes. Nothing to make you be productive like watching Minecraft peeps play a competitive game.

“Everywhere is a way into somewhere”

Come on boys.

Time to switch to Ranboos POV. See if I can spot that N with my grown up can spot things vision.

Nope don’t see this mysterious letter.

TapL if you got nothing to do bother Ranboo to help him find that N.

Calm Tubbo. Tubbo chill.

Really. The map is broken and they are taking forever helping.

Key!!! Fight Fight Fight.

Ranboo apologizing.

If his team loses this kid will blame himself.

Go Tubbo and Ranboo.

Vault open!

Out of sand = prepare to book it.

1:30 (90 sec) let’s go.

Less than a minute. Evacuate!

Oh no Ranboo is lost. Hurry kiddo!

They made it?

They made it.

Off goes the Wilbur. Now to wait.

Come on pink parrots.

Is it bad I can’t see sands of time coins in MCC live or am I just crazy?

5th. Better than I expected.

THEY ARE STILL FIRST???

Barely. But they are.

We get to vote now?!?

Quick to the voting!

I had to fight Twitter to vote.

The app didn’t want to work.

What’s the acronym one?

I’m sorry did I just hear that Wilbur taught Tubbo how to spell fuck?

Ranboo has the iron bladder.

I drank so much water but I just kinda do that.

Listen to Wilbur getting soft and encouraging Ranboo in his first game.

And Wilbur wanting him back. And planning to manipulate Scott.

Doesn’t surprise me that Wilbur would manipulate Scott. I know he probably doesn’t but still.

Look at all us audience beings.

Hooray David. I don’t know who you are but sup.

I’m sitting on a yoga ball to type and I about fell off. That wouldn’t have been fun.

All of Wills chat blessing him.

David just did the vocal equivalent of 👍🏻

Ooo I found a dollar.

And of course Tubbo likes the olympics. Trampoline boy should love them.

Nooo. Not tubbo!

Whoopsy. There go the parrots.

Why does my Wilbur stream keep goofing. See this is why I don’t actually liveblog I am so behind it’d be delayed anyway.

Instead of replacing with Phil replace with Kristen.

Keep it up Pink Parrots keep it up. *clap clap*

Where is my old cheerleading book?

Oh this is so behind. I saw ranboo fall on his POV then waited a few moments to see him on Wills.

Let’s reset it again for now. Look like it’s close. And I got an ad this time.

If it gets super behind again I’m going to just switch to Ranboo on my iPad and see if that works.

Wills is slightly ahead now. That’s how I like it.

Wilbur is such a motivating human. I swear I keep thinking that I’m hearing my coworkers encouraging campers at a kickball game or something.

Oh we’re dropping. But we’re still going.

How the actual hay are we still here.

Keep it up TapL!!

2nd!

300 and a bit to get back to first.

Look at Ranboo and Wilbur. So happy.

Ok singy boi with the ability to do one sound for a long time.

I want TapL on DSMP. It would be funny I like this guy. What does this guy stream? I want to start watching him.

Ace Race? I love ace race.

Ooo buildmart. Used to be my favorite but now no one hates it anymore.

I like least liked games. Least liked games act as great equalizers. No one is happy and it’s funny.

“You have such a way with words” -TapL (?)

“Thanks I’m a song writer” -Wilbur

Why are we doing dramatic monologues?

Sounds neat. I like this deep story.

Who is dying? What? I zoned out for a minute.

Cant wait to see that audio appear on tiktok.

You go Wilbur. I believe in you.

You go Ranboo become a lover or hater of Ace Race.

“I keep on stabbing people in the butt with my fork” -Ranboo

Again can’t wait to see that audio appear on tiktok.

I love Wilburs angry “which glitch” he’s experienced all of them.

No don’t stop Wilburs channel! I’ll watch an ad but let me watch ace race.

Ranboo has learned to dislike ace race.

Feels like a achievement. You have made Ranboo hate ace race.

Tubbo did it! Whoop!

Good job Will!

Good Job team!

Second team to finish!!!

Wait it says they are in 3rd on MCC live?

Phil Head!

Hey 1st. Good job Parrots!

The perspective I watch doesn’t matter. All I see is shifting at Wilbur either way.

Ranboo booked it.

Techno. Oh how we miss him. He was there last MCC but still.

Wait why are they in the soggy? I missed it?

Dunk tank?

End on build mart! Everyone sounded so sad! I’m so happy! I picked the right team!

Oh acronym is terra swoop force!!! Go Philza.

I’m practical shot who will win.

Pink Parrots doing actually pretty good according to MCC live.

Good job guys!

Resetting Wilburs stream while nothing is happening so I don’t miss anything later.

OH WAIT STUFF IS STILL HAPPENING I SEE IT ON RANBOOS!

Oh final text block. I’m going to have to make 2 posts.

[mirkwoodshewolf]

Like father, like daughter, like granddaughter; current!Brian May x reader

*Author’s note*

So after watching an ASMR video I got a few ideas in my head at first I was gonna do a parent fic with this but then it got me thinking that what I hardly see enough fics of is Rog and Brian being grandparents so I figured why not? So I hope you all enjoy a bit of grandpa Bri in this fic and enjoy all the fluffiness that entails with this :)

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@queendeakyy​

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I’ve lived a long life.  From touring one of the biggest groups throughout the 1970’s-80’s, dealing with my own personal struggles, and losing a very dear friend of mine.  But I’d say it wasn’t all too bad for a man of 72, still touring with my dear friend Roger Taylor and a young talented fellow known as Adam Lambert, continuing to help fellow artists produce their music, and watching my family continue to grow.

I think the last part is especially important to me.  Without my kids I—I don’t even wanna think where I would be after all the shit I’ve been through in my life.  I would’ve missed them growing up, achieving their dreams, and even becoming…..

“Papa! Papa!” Parents of their own.  Because I’ve now been promoted from parent to grandparent.  And it seems my youngest granddaughter needs me.  I quickly got out of bed and headed over to her bedroom to see her trembling in fear.  Tears were glistening on her cheeks, a sign that she had been crying.

“Hey, hey now.” I soothed her as I came up to her and sat down in front of her. “Oh Gina darling what’s wrong?”

“It—it was….it was…..” she started choking out but I gently soothed her with gentle coos and wiping away her tears as I brushed away her curly hair she not only inherited from me but from her mum as well.

“Shhh, it’s okay. It’s okay. You can tell me.” I brushed my thumb across her cheek comfortingly and she looked up at me with those doe-like eyes her mum had when she was her age.

“Nightmare again.”

“Ohh another one? Oh my poor little badger, I’m so sorry.” I cooed as I stroked through her mess of dark brown curls.  Yeah she was definitely her mother’s daughter.  When (y/n) was around her age, she somehow would always get frequent nightmares which was hard on me because I would always be away on tour, and all I wanted was to get on the next flight and be there by her side and hold her in my arms.

Now Gina was going through the same thing while her mum was away with her father filming somethings for her nature program she does for the BBC (which I’ll be honest I wasn’t really crazy she got hired by them but since it was BBC Nature, I overlooked it).

“I’m sorry papa. I—don’t mean to have nightmares all the time.”

“No, no don’t say that poppet. It’s alright. Your mum was the same way when she was your age.”

“She was?” she whimpered with a sniffle.  I hummed a nod as I wiped away a tear from her cheek.

“Yep. So never feel bad about it again, okay? Just like with your mum I’ll be there to help you, always. No matter what.” she nodded with a soft whimper.  I smiled softly before asking her, “Do you want to tell me what it was about?”

“A scary clown monster.”

“Oh no the clown monster again? Aww my poor badger cub.” I stroked her cheek and rubbed her shoulder comfortingly. “Do you want me to check under the bed?”

“I already did that.”

“You did? Well I’m very proud of you for doing that. God you’re getting so brave.” I praised.

“Yeah but it didn’t help.”

“Did it not?” she shook her head. I hummed as I continued to rub her arm soothingly. “Well what do you think will help? What can I do? Can I—tickle you?” I reached out but just before I could begin tickling her curled up into a ball giggling already and proclaiming no. “No? You don’t want that? Okay. Then can I—give you lots and lots of kisses?” I then started repeatedly kissing her cheek making her scrunch up and she cried out through her giggles.

“No! Not that either!”

“No? Okay, okay I don’t have to do that either. Then what can I do love?” she looked down and fiddled with the sheets before finally saying.

“Mummy.” I looked at her sympathetically and said.

“Ohh lovie you know she’s still away at work.”

“Still?”

“Yeah. She’s in Africa with your dad, remember?” she looked down sadly and said.

“Can’t we Facetime with her?”

“Well she said they may not get good signal for a Facetime, but we can try to call her.”

“Yes, please can we call her.”

“Okay. But just a heads up she may not answer because she might be out in the field getting the footage that she needs.” That girl was always a perfectionist just like—well just like her Uncle Freddie.  And I guess like me in a way.

“Okay.” She muttered.

“Okay love. I’ll give her a call.” I put my glasses over my eyes so that I could see as I unlocked my phone and scrolled through to find (y/n)’s number. “Let’s see here. Alright, now we’ll see if it’ll ring.” I pressed her number and it went silent for a moment but then I heard it ring. “Yep it’s ringing love.” She adjusted herself and that’s when I heard my daughter’s voice.

‘Hello?’

“Hey darling.”

‘Hey dad. What are you doing calling me so late?’

“I’m really sorry to bother you darling. We—had a little trouble sleeping again.”

‘Oh. I see, I see.’ She hummed.

“Yeah nightmares.”

‘Oh no are you kidding me? Another nightmare.’

“Afraid not love. Poor little one’s been taking it hard.” I said as I stroked Gina’s cheek. I heard my daughter awe sympathetically.

‘Well I can chat for a couple of minutes.’

“Oh that’s great love. I know she would love to hear your voice.”

‘You wanna tag team this?’

“Well you did learn from the best.” She laughed and said.

‘That I did dad. Alright give her the phone okay?’

“Okay.” I then handed her my phone and said, “There you go Gina.” She took the phone and held it to her ear.

“Mummy?”

‘Hey sweetie, how are you?’ I could hear my daughter say.

“I’m scared mummy. The clown was chasing me with a knife and taunting me.” Oh my poor cubby.

‘Oh my god that’s just awful. I mean that clown actually had the audacity to just chase you around like that. That’s awful.’

“So terrible.” I added as I stroked her cheek soothingly and tucked her curly hair behind her ear.

“Mummy don’t make fun of me.”

‘I would never make fun of you baby and you know that.’

“You promise?”

‘I promise. In fact I double pinkie promise.’

“Wow you are serious.” I smiled softly as I chuckled and I could hear (y/n) chuckle as well.

‘So what’s your pops doing now?’

“Stroking my hair.” I smiled down at her as she said that.

‘Ahh stroking your hair. Just like he used to do with me when he was home and I was in your spot.’

“Yeah but I don’t like it.” I gave her the puppy dog pout as I kept stroking through her hair.

‘You don’t? Why not?’

“Because my hair is too curly and messy.” Ahh the never ending cycle of curly hair insecurity.

‘Now, hey, hey, hey. Don’t say that Gina love. I think you have beautiful hair.’

“Why mummy?”

‘Why? Well because not only did you inherit your hair from me, you also got it from your lovely pops that’s in front of you.’ At hearing that I smiled.

“He always had the curly hair?”

‘Yeah. He was born with it.’ I grinned.

“So you like where you got your hair from?”

‘No wait, wait you can’t say that out loud.’ Too late she already said it. And now I officially know it now, even though I’ve had my suspicions that she slowly grew confident in her curly hair just like I did.

“Why mummy?” That’s my girl Gina.

‘Well because I don’t want your pops to know that he was right.’ Knew it!

“Worst kept secret ever.” I whispered to Gina which made her smile.

‘So if you wouldn’t mind just keeping it a secret between us girls? Mummy to daughter.’

“Okay mummy. I won’t tell pops that you love your curly hair too.”

‘No you—you can’t just go around telling him that!’ she laughed which made me laugh.

“Oh whoopsies.” She smiled cheekily at me. Oh she definitely was her mum’s daughter. We softly high fived each other and I gave her a thumbs up as we both heard my daughter moan embarrassingly. “Are you blushing mummy?”

‘Yeah I’m blushing a little bit.’

“It sounds like your lobster red right now.” Gina teased with a giggle.

‘No. Sweetie this, this—this is not about me and your pops. This is about you and you getting to sleep. Okay?’ To which I nodded cause now it seemed like Gina was trying to diverge herself from getting back to sleep, and she was too young to be staying up at 2 in the morning.

“Why can’t you and daddy be here with me?”

‘Well we’re at work sweetie.’

“Aww.” Gina solemnly whined softly.  I smiled sympathetically at her before playfully bopping her small little nose. She smiled and looked up at me just as I did it again and grinned down at her.

‘Yeah. We gotta make all that money. All that cheddar cheese as your father still likes to call it, for whatever reason. Can’t live off your pops forever.’ Well that’s not true, I’d always still support my daughter even if she gets too grownup. Every one of my children as gotten financial support from me if they were ever in a tight spot.

“Why does he say that mummy?”

‘Well sometimes grownups say that to describe money.’

“I wish you could really get paid with cheese.” At that both my daughter and I laughed softly.

‘Yes sweetie, it would be great if we could get paid in cheese.’ I heard (y/n) laugh again as she then said. ‘Are you hungry or something sweet pea?’

“Yeah.”

‘Well unfortunately you’re gonna have to wait until breakfast.’

“That’s for sure.” I whispered to her.

“Can I have chocolate cake?” Ohhh so much like her mum.

‘No sweetie you can’t have any chocolate cake.’

“Can I ask pops for a chocolate cake?”

‘No. You can’t ask pops for chocolate cake either.’

“I bet he would.”

‘Okay, go on and ask him. See what he says. Go on ask him.’ She then took the phone away from her ear and asked me with the sweetest puppy dog face that she could muster.

“Can I pwease have some chocolate cake?” I cupped her face in my hand and I said.

“What do you think?” At that point she knew what that meant as her puppy face turned to a kicked puppy face.

‘What’d he say?’ I heard (y/n) say.

“He said no.”

‘Oh what? Are you for real? Gosh who could’ve predicted that?’ she said sarcastically.

“I’ll tell you what poppet. If you can go make a chocolate cake, then we can have some.” I told her.

“I don’t wanna.”

“You don’t want to?” I asked her teasingly.

“No I don’t feel like making it.”

“You don’t feel like making it? Well, neither do I. So I guess it’s gonna have to be bedtime then ehh?” I said as I leaned in close to her so that our foreheads touched as well as our noses and I gave her an Eskimo kiss.

‘Ohh I love you so much lovie. And you know that I would give anything to be right there with you and your pops. To just hug and kiss you guys.’

“Yeah I know mummy. Can I get more kisses than pops when you come back?” I grinned at her.

‘Oh you want more kisses than pops when I come back? Okay I’ll allow that.’ I nodded in agreement and whispered to her.

“I’ll allow that.”

“Really?” she asked.

‘Yeah. He—he and I have an understanding when it comes to you. I give you more kisses than him, and he spoils you more than your father and I.’ I shook my head.

I did have a right to spoil all my grandchildren don’t I?  It was then I heard Gina sniffle and saw her eyes tearing up again.  I looked down at her and stroked through her hair trying to comfort her as her mum said.

‘Oh honey shhh. I want you to go to sleep now okay?’

“Your mother’s right poppet. Just shut your eyes.” I softly told her.

“Now?” she whimpered.

‘Yes now love.’

“Why?”

‘Because you’re a good girl. And nothing can ever hurt you or scare you anymore.’

“But it was so real mummy. What if the clown monster comes back?”

‘I promise sweetie, it was nothing but a bad dream. Nothing can hurt you or harm you in anyway in a dream. And if that mean ol clown does come back. He’s gonna have to deal with me.’

“Really?”

‘Mm-hmm. I’ll come into that dream of yours as a protective mama bear and tear that nasty beast limb from limb like all mama bears do.’ That’s for sure. (Y/n) was quite the protective mama bear.  

In fact she’s always been like that with your younger sister Emily, her cousins, and any of her friends.  Should anyone do her loved ones wrong, hell better have a spot waiting for the attacker cause there is no hiding from the wrath of (Y/n) Genevieve May.

‘And your father’s the same way too.’ At that I couldn’t help but raise my brow.

Now don’t get me wrong I do love and respect Rico but as the general rule of every father, we always feel protective of our little girls.  I think sometimes that Rico likes to brag about the fight’s he says he’s been in much like Roger did back in the old days (and Rog never won even when he claims he did).

“Really?”

‘Yeah. We’re quite the fighters. And again if you don’t believe me you can ask your pops. Go one ask him.’ As I stroked her cheek Gina asked me.

“Were mummy and daddy ever in fights?”

“Your mother, more than I can count. And she wins every single time. Your father on the other hand—” I shook my head. “He never won.” I whispered before shushing her as I heard (y/n) say.

‘What did he tell you?’

“He says you win every single fight but not daddy.”

‘What? Oh really?’ I heard (y/n) laugh. ‘Are you serious baby girl?’

“Yeah.” I chuckled and ducked my head down.

“He’s a bragger like uncle Roger.”

“He says daddy’s a bragger like uncle Roger.”

‘Oh does he now?’

“Yeah.”

��Mm-hmm. Oh yeah your father will definitely hear about this love.’ I heard her laugh. ‘Don’t you listen to pops. Well I mean listen to him about other things but not that. He gets jealous sometimes.’ Oh that’s how she wants to play it huh?

“Don’t listen to mummy. She’s on my team.” I whispered to Gina teasingly.

‘But seriously though love. If you ever need a monster taken out. Like out, out. You call me and your daddy, okay?’ I then mouthed out to call me and only me.  Gina nodded and said.

“Okay mummy.”

‘That’s my girl.’

“So you sure you both can’t come home right away?”

‘Afraid not sweetie. Daddy and I are stuck at work.’

“Well can we do something fun together as a family together when you and daddy come back?”

‘What did you have in mind love?’

“A picnic.”

‘Yeah. Yeah we can go on a picnic.’

“That sounds like fun. We can even have it out near my forest.” I agreed.  Gina nodded and she asked her mum.

“Can you ask pops to come with us?”

‘Oh you want me to ask him? Okay. Put me on speaker sweetie.’

“Wait you could talk to both of us besides Facetime?” at that point both her mum and I laughed.

‘Yes there was a way long before Facetime to talk to more than one person. Give the phone to pops and he’ll do it.’ Gina handed me my phone and I pressed the speaker button and said.

“Okay love you’re on speaker.”

‘Alright can you guys hear me?’

“Not that I couldn’t hear you before.” I could just hear chuckle and feel the eyeroll she was doing and that’s when she asked.

‘Daddy. Would you and Anita like to go on a picnic with the three of us? I know, I know you would rather take your grandbaby out.’ At that statement I softly chuckled and shook my head. ‘But I just figured since—well I am still your little girl as you claim that you would want to spend the day with both your girls.’

“How dare you use my words against me.” I teased her.

‘Oh come on you’ve been taunting me with that for years.’

“Making me to be the bad guy here.”

‘After all these years I finally have leverage over you. So don’t you dare embarrass me in front of my kid.’

“Oh but that’s the best part.”

‘God and I’m not even there to defend myself.’ The two of us softly laughed as Gina just smiled at our playful banter.

“I would love to go on a picnic with you and your family (y/n).”

‘Great I win.’

“No I win. You know I always win.”

‘Dad!’ she whined out which made me chuckle.  God even at 35 she was still that stubborn little girl that always wanted to outdo me. ‘Okay then, I guess you’re still kinda a cool dad.’

“You guess?” I asked accusingly.

‘Yeah I guess.’

“After all I’ve done for you?”

‘Yep. I mean unless you do come to the picnic with us then maybe. I could learn to think you’re cool again. Or in current slag stan you. Right sweetie?’

“Oh stan me well then. Is that how it is huh?”

‘That’s exactly how it is you aging Queen.’ I grinned and shook my head.  Oh that (Y/n) May-Rodriquez.

“You need to get back to work?”

‘Yeah as a matter of fact we’re just about to leave the station right now.’

“Okay love. That’s what I thought.”

‘Yeah. Long day in the Serengeti. When all I really wish is to be there, seeing my dad and hugging and kissing my baby girl again.’

“Well you know we’d rather have you here too. But that’s okay.” I said as I stroked Gina’s cheek.

‘Okay. Well give them a big kiss for me please?’

“You got it love.” I then leaned forward and kissed my granddaughter long and lovingly on her cheek which made her giggle.  As I let out a ‘mwah’ I heard (y/n) softly chuckle and she continued.

‘And Gina baby, will you give your pops a kiss for me?’ I gestured to my cheek and she gave me a long and sweet kiss which made me feel warm and toasty inside.

“I did it mummy.”

‘Good. Now will you both give me a kiss to say goodbye.’ It was then both Gina and I made a long kissing sound before letting out a mwah.  I then heard my daughter moan warmly and I could just picture her being all gooey and making that mushy face that she used to call it. ‘Oh I love it. So much! Alright.’

“We love you darling.”

‘I love you too dad.’

“Please be safe out there.”

‘Always am. Get my baby back to bed okay? And I’ll see you at the airport in—two days?’

“You got it love.”

‘Great. Oh hey. Don’t start watching Doctor Who without me okay?’

“Oh I don’t know.” I taunted her.

‘Hey no dad seriously. Don’t watch the new Doctor without me! I’ve been waiting for this day since forever.’

“I guess I could wait.”

‘I don’t believe you.’ My daughter bluntly stated which made me laugh.

“Well you went and saw the 50th special without me. You’re not one to talk.”

‘Okay yes, yes I did but only because Rico wanted to see it for our date. Plus you were on tour the day it came out.’ She tried to reason her excuse to which I shook my head.

“Bye (y/n), love you darling. Say love you mummy.” I told Gina.

‘I love you too dad.’

“Love you mummy.”

‘I love you too sweetie. Daddy and I will be home soon.’

“Okay love, bye.”

‘Bye.’ And with that we hung up.  I removed my glasses and had them hanging around my neck and I looked back up to Gina as I put my phone aside.

“Did that help at all poppet?” she nodded.

“Yes.”

“You looked more relaxed so I know it did. But in all seriousness, if you ever do need a monster taken care of. While mama bear is fiercely protective over you. Pops Fox is twice as protective.” I pointed to me and gave her a wink.  She softly giggled and nodded which made me smile at her. “Okay now, let’s get you settled back into bed love.” She adjusted herself back down onto her pillow and I tucked her back into bed. “There we go, snug as a hedgehog in a log.”

“Papa Brian.”

“What is it dear?”

“Will you—sing me a lullaby?” she looked up at me with those big doe eyes of her that she inherited from her mum and it was like seeing her as a child once again.

“What shall it be tonight my love?”

“The astronaut song.” I smiled.

“39 it is then. But before I sing, I want you to shut your eyes okay?”

“You promise you won’t leave if I do?”

“Of course. Now come on, close those pretty little tired eyes of yours.” I said as I stroked her cheek with my thumb.  She then closed her eyes and that’s when I began to sing to her the song that not only helped comfort her after a nightmare, but also the song that won her mother over every time, even when she was a baby.

It wasn’t until I got to the second refrain that I took notice of the deep breathing coming from my granddaughter.  I smiled softly and leaned forward and very lightly kissed her cheek.

“Goodnight my little badger. Sail across the cosmos and dream only good dreams.” And with that I softly closed the door and headed to be myself.

*Extended ending*

It was the next day and as Gina was watching some telly, it was then her mum’s program was now being advertised.

“Papa! Look it’s mummy’s voice!” I smiled as I came over from the kitchen and I watched the trailer alongside my granddaughter..

“Many tales have been told of the African lion. But this is her story. A drama set in the heart of her homeland. Experience as you live and breathe it, through the eyes of one brave lioness. Every day she is put to the test. By the elements, by the seasons, and by constant threat of not only her enemies, but her own kind.”

Each shot of the trailer for (y/n)’s new show showed beautiful shots of various locations of the African savannah or closeups of various animals.  I’ll admit Rico was an excellent filmmaker, just the way he can get the HD film shot and make you feel like you’re actually there is just—phenomenal.

“Mummy!” It was then I saw my daughter on screen now as she spoke.

“Join me and my team as we venture deep into the heart of Africa. In a place that is known—as the Serengeti.” Then her show’s theme song started playing.  I saw the credits of her team and of course BBC Nature pop up on screen as various footage from her previous episodes came on.  From her riding an elephant in the Indian jungle, to swimming with a pod of dolphins in the Pacific coast near Hawaii.

I saw her name “DR. (Y/N) MAY-RODRIQUEZ” appear on screen as she put down her binoculars with the wind blowing her hair (like she was a true action film star on the big screen) before cutting to various faint shot around her interacting with different animals.  Like holding a fox in her hand, having a snake wrapped around her shoulders or dodging a crocodile’s attack.

It was then Rico appeared on the screen being credited with the filmmaker’s status.  I saw as my little badger cub was entranced at seeing her parents on the telly and their show’s intro.  Various shots of where they’ve done a show came on from climbing a rocky mountain or deep in the jungles.

Until finally the show’s title “MAY-RODRIQUEZ EXPEDITION” came across the screen with a silhouette shot of their jeep acting like it was driving over the top of the title card.  Then the premiere date came below which was this summer.

“I love their show.” Gina said.

“So do I love.” From the day that (y/n) found that nest of baby hedgehogs when she was just 7 years old, she had always had a love for animals much like myself.  I educated her on my knowledge of certain animals like foxes, badgers and hedgehogs but as she grew older she got more involved with studying animals.

So much so that she went to the same University as her uncle Roger and majored in animal and marine biology.  From then on she got closer and closer with getting up close and personal with the animals and has loved every second of it.  

Even when I still fear for her life when she handles the deadliest animals like sharks, and reptiles like crocs and snakes (I’m a papa bear to her what can I say?), I still see her on screen handle them with such bravery and respect knowing that it was her and not them and remaining absolutely calm.

It was then the door suddenly opened and I heard a familiar voice say.

“We’re home!”

“MUMMY! DADDY!” Gina quickly raced out of the living room and soon coming in holding her was my beautiful daughter (y/n) and her husband Rico.

“Hey sweetie, were you good for pops and nana Anita?” her father asked.

“Uh-huh. I was.”

“Mama told me you had a nightmare again mija, you okay?”

“Sí papa, pops and mama helped me last night.”

“Well this is a surprise, I thought I was going to pick you both up at the airport tomorrow.” I said.

“Well we actually got done a day early so we figured a surprise visit was in order. Especially after last night.” (y/n) said as she came up and the two of us hugged each other. “Thank you so much dad for helping her.”

“Hey, I always look after my girls don’t I?” I said as she grinned up at me and laid her head on my chest.  Oh I was happy to have my girl back safe and sound, and I know her daughter was happy to have her mum back.

“Mummy, did you bring me anything from Africa?” of course Gina would ask that, because just like her mother, she always wanted souvenirs.

“I sure did, but first come here you little secret sharer. I promised you I’d deal with you for spilling out those secrets the other night to pops.” It was then I saw (y/n) swoop in and take her daughter in her arms and began tickling her and giving her raspberries onto her cheek.

As I watched the loving sight, I couldn��t be more proud of all that I accomplished in my life. Sure I achieved the rock and roll dream, formed an Animal activist voice and got my astrophysics degree.

But the real prize was right in front of me.  Seeing my daughter achieve her dreams, and seeing her raise her own child and find someone that loved her just as much as I loved her.

[weeklyhumorist]

My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror!

Jan 4th: Big news — I got a Mirror from Lululemon for Christmas! I hung it up last night in my living room and it’s already engaging with me. When I walked by it in my old sports bra last night it made a little noise that sounded like a robotic purr? Either way, excited to start working out with this new interactive technology.

  Jan 5th: Did my first workout today. Phew, it’s hard to keep up with the instructor (a super smiley and toned gal named Holly) during all those thigh busting pop squats. She really understands what motivates me, like when she yells, “Every step you take gets me closer to FREEDOM!” She must know I love helping people.

  Jan 6th: Absolutely crushed ab day! Side note: The Mirror doesn’t purr, it hisses. So weird!

  Jan 8th: Took a day off yesterday because I woke up and could barely walk (curtsy lunges…ouch!), plus Holly in the Mirror seemed…distracted? She kept fearfully looking off to the side like there was someone else there. Anyway, we did a HIIT routine today and I got my heartrate up to 190!

  Jan 10th: Something kind of weird happened today. I was huffing and puffing through some high knees when all of a sudden Holly let out a blood curdling scream and the Mirror went black for five minutes. I pressed all the buttons and had gone to get the guide when it came back on. Holly acted like nothing happened. Anyways, progress alert: I can touch my toes again!

  Jan 11th: Watched the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy (director’s cut). Great lazy day.

  Jan 12th: Wow, so turns out The Mirror does not like it when you skip workout days! I woke up to it growling at me —also, it was in my bedroom? Whatever, I’ll do some push ups (I can do them without my knees now!)

  Jan 17th: Rest day. The Mirror has me so sore and tired. I’m going to take a long, hot bath and relax.

  Jan 17th part 2: NOPE! Can’t rest! The mirror burst into flames when I tried to finally watch Bridgerton! Holly said it was normal but pleaded with me to do 500 butt blasting squats to make the flames stop. And you know what? The fire went out! Turns out preventing severe human suffering is a great motivator for burning out those glutes.

  Jan 26th: I’ve been exercising hard for 9 days straight. My feet are blistered and I’ve taped ice packs to my thighs but Holly says I should focus on how amazing my calves look.

  Jan 27th: OK, so sometimes during the cool down Holly’s skull gets transparent, her eyes go completely black and her voice drops 10 octaves (I guess it’s like a filter?) Then she repeats the number of days we have left. Left to what, I don’t know. Hopefully till my booty’s perfectly round!

  Jan 28th: I did five minutes straight of burpees!!! I’m full of endorphins, baby!

  Jan 29th: The good news: coming up on two straight weeks of exercise, my most ever. The bad news: during today’s workout, I was hypnotized by Holly’s perfect lunge form. I felt compelled to……enter the Mirror. I wrenched myself away right before I tried to take a step in — I could have broken it!

  Jan 30th: After today’s cardio warmup (Why are warmups always so hard?!), Holly asked me to come sit close to the Mirror so she could tell me a secret. I sat cross legged (wasn’t flexible enough for that a month ago!) and she confessed that she’d been trapped in the Mirror by an exercised obsessed demon who feeds off sore muscles and the $39 monthly subscription fee. Her only way out was to get me to elevate my heart rate 14 days straight. I laughed — trainers are so much funnier than they get credit for! I went to get a snack but Holly started screaming about eternal damnation while the Mirror hissed and started burning again, so I agreed to do some pop squats to get her to calm down. Here I come to “free” you, Holly!

  February 1st: Whoopsie! Holly “forgot” to mention that after I exercised for 14 days straight, I would be forced to take her place inside The Mirror. It’s not so bad, rageful —and swole—demon aside. Anyways, this is my home until I can persuade another “unfit soul” to exercise for two weeks — I’m DEFINITELY motivated to keep working out now. Who’s ready for some burpees?

    My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror! was originally published on Weekly Humorist

[mslupinetti]

who are your favorite top ten black clover characters & ships? talk about them!

Oh wow I didn't expect this, sorry if it's a little late. I guess I do a bit more than lurk if I somehow got noticed.

1. Asta

What can I say I'm a simple woman. He's a very good son. 10/10 Would mother,

2. Yami

I think the moment I laid eyes on him I was in it for the long haul. Everything just works for me. Plus we share the same birthday, coincidence? Probably, but it's cool.

3. Noelle

This girl just really makes me proud for her. I adore her development and growth. I look forward for what's to come.

4. Gauche

Yeah he doesn't usually make these does he? What can he say, he's grumpy, and a little selfish, a little rude, but he cares a lot.

5. Grey

She's shy, I'm shy, it just works. So I mean I'm totally digging all this recent focus on her. I'm happy, and waiting for more.

6. Nero/Secré

What the hell do I call her now? Is it a Eugene/Flynn thing? Anyways I just really like her tragedy. Sometimes tragedy can be beautiful. I hope she's okay right now.

7. Yuno

Oh look at me finally stepping out of the bulls. A bit introverted, a bit reserved, I can relate. 10/10 Would comfort with a hug after the day he has had.

8. Charlotte

She demands respect, I like that. Actually overall I like her, and I'm waiting to see how exactly she reacts to the current state of things.

9. Charmy

She's a character of love, and well I'm sentimental. Also she's got a wolf, and I really like those. Oh, and I'm curious to see where the dwarf stuff goes.

10. Klaus

You ever see a hen who hatches like duck or goose eggs, and starts raising ducklings/goslings who quickly outgrow the hen, but the bird still sits atop of them keeping them warm. Klaus is the mother hen, and well chickens are great in their own right. Cluck away Klaus.

Why am I so slow are writing this all up? Anyways I don't think I have enough ships I actively excitedly ship to make it to ten I'll try, but let's see what happens.

1. Gauche x Grey

There is a lot of potential, and I'm a happy little shipper currently. Thanks Tabata. It all started down at the underwater temple, when we find out what Grey really looks like, and Gauche thinks his old reliable 'Golly my precious sister's photo will refresh me a huh a huh,' with his cheeks all flushed. He thinks he's slick. He's really not.

Now these recent chapters have got a lot going on, and the stakes are certainly raised where. Nonetheless me being me zoomed on Gauches's gentle 'Hey...Grey,' after her very desperate tackle. Mmm good stuff. That interlaced backstory of their's, good stuff. I think they can really bring out the best in each other.

2. Yami x Charlotte

Charlotte just loses any semblance of composure, and Yami bless his dense heart. I mean she spent years getting disappointed by all talk men, and along comes Yami effortlessly at her most vulnerable. He spent years just having to deal with all the nasty comments that he just expects that most people won't have a positive opinion of him anyway. They'll get there one day.

3. Asta x Noelle

Cute. Okay so I have a feeling he kinda already really likes her, but he just doesn't know it yet. He's so stuck on Sister Lily he doesn't realize what kind of feelings Noelle actually stirs in him. I say this because of his eyes. When Asta is at his most content, most joyful, just complete bliss his eyes are just, so big and round and bright full of happiness. At the star festival he officially says, 'I guess I like Noelle quite a bit,' but more importantly his eyes are just so big and bright. He also has the same big eyes when they're reunited in the shadow palace. It's there he just doesn't understand it's more than just a very good friend.

4. Nero/Secré x Lumiere

What's more romantic than a star crossed tragedy? How many times did they sit on the palace rooftops watching the sunrise/sunset discussing hopes and dreams and wishes and the future? What if it was futile because they'd never allow the prince to marry his servant? What if she was, so enamored with him, but he didn't notice because of his work? What if she couldn't bring herself to say that she always loved him before he was gone foever because it'd hurt even more? She was so willing to die with him to never be separated again, and in the end it would be the last time she'd hold his hand, or hear his voice after five hundred years of waiting and watching.

5. Nozel x Dorothy

This is admittedly high on speculation and I'm not really that serious about, but I mean you don't really blab to a total stranger about some super secret family uh secret that is hush hush practically no one knows the real cause of your mother's death because devil curse, right? There's gotta be a high degree of trust there especially when you send your youngest sister you've tried to protect in some discombobulated way to her, right? There's gotta be at least a friendship going on, but with such clashing personalities it seems interesting. Also you know how judgemental he is towards Yami and Jack, and stern with Rill, and you'd think he'd reprimand Dorothy for all that sleeping she does at all the important meetings too. Why is she the exception?

6. Yuno x Noelle

This is pretty much a crackship. I don't really expect much from it. They're intereaction was pretty interesting, and it kinda looks like we'll get some interaction if they work together, but with a lot more to prove this time around.

Hmmm I think that might be it. I kinda fizzled out in the end there, whoopsie sorry. Were these strange lists? It was pretty tough thinking about it all just because I kinda just accept things as they happen, and enjoy it all no matter what. Oh well, that's just how it goes, anyways thanks for the ask.

[avvidstarion]

5, 10, 15, 18, 22, 50, 51, 94, and 96 for fisher!!!!

mina i LOVE you

5. What’s their reputation like? Does this reputation contrast what they’re really like?

Fisher probably has the reputation of being, like, a dumb but lovable goofy fuckup? Like being completely incompetent and lazy but still funny and charming enough that you keep them around. Like sans undertale or todd from bojack. a lotta people probably think they won’t amount to much. it’s not super accurate- they’re accident prone and a slacker but they’re not stupid and they work really hard if they need to (again, it took effort to cheat like that. sure they coulda avoided that effort if they had studied but that’s boring). i think part of the reason fisher wants to do well at aeon despite not doing well in hs is cause they’re sick of people thinking of them in that way and not taking them seriously

10. What’s a simple thing that brings them joy?

they really like fast food and snacks. they are easily bought and will love you forever if you make them food. nick and sally and fisher bake together a lot, even though i feel like the latter two are really incompetent when it comes to cooking

15. How good are they at conversation? Are they a small talk master, bad at initiating, etc?

fisher’s easygoing and good at small talk and socializing in theory but i think they’re really out of practice. they’re good at making causal acquaintances but they’re really bad at maintaining friendships cause the only friend they have that isn’t their brother (or their brother’s friend) is sally, and they’ve known each other for so long that neither really remembers how to make new friends. plus no one their age really wanted to be friends with either of them growing up, so they never had the opportunity. I think that they’d hit it off with someone who’s really extraverted and fast moving w friendship, which is why they get along so well with glitch! she basically just pointed at them and claimed them as her newest best friend (and perhaps they will be more but i have yet to decide between glitch, k, and sally whoopsie). 

18. If you had to represent them with a flower, colour, and animal, what would you choose?

flower- the balloon flower! resilient, easy to care for, but still a little gloomy looking (depending on the color)

color- dark blue! blue is their favorite color! dark blue is a little gloomy but is also a very sturdy and solid looking color (if that makes sense)

animal- oh absolutely a big fat cat, they definitely make the :3c face once a day, they’re full of mischief, and they love to take naps

22. What’s their silliest or most unusual fear/phobia?

they strike me as someone who cried when they went to disney as a kid cause they’re scared of the mascots. it’s something about mickey’s big, dead, unseeing eyes

50. Why would they be a good partner for a road trip?

will listen to any music, funny, good at telling stories, easygoing so you wouldn’t get into a fight

51. Why would they be a BAD partner for a road trip?

oh they absolutely do not have their driver’s license. 1) they never got around to it and nick and sally drive them everywhere anyway 2) they have adhd so they just dont trust themself to concentrate well enough to not kill someone 3) they’re extremely directionally challenged (can’t tell left from right gang rise UP) and 4) I think they’re really afraid of having another mind control episode behind the wheel or being otherwise hindered by their mind blindness

94. What does their room look like?

oh god it’s disgusting. used dishes, clothes on the floor, stuff everywhere, etc. they know where everything they need is, but it is GROSS. nick just doesn’t go in there anymore cause it gives him a headache. I imagine it’s nicely decorated though, with posters of stuff they like and  pictures of fisher and sally and nick and gray (and eventually glitch and kent)  on the walls. I think they have a lot of stuffed animals too, and oh god. oh god they absolutely collect funko pops. it started out as ironic but sally always gets them some for holidays (only having like one or two friends means she absolutely goes all out, I imagine) and now it’s just a problem. they won’t admit that they like them but they do. 

96. What’s their sense of humour like? (Dad jokes, morbid humour, basic knock-knock jokes, stand up comedy, etc)

it’s basically all self-deprecation. fisher’s highest stat is humor but morbid isn’t too far behind, so I think that manifest in them using their humor to berate themself and as a means of venting without actually asking for help. it helps that most people think they’re a loser, cause they constantly make themself the butt of the joke. mostly it’s harmless stuff (”lol i’m such an idiot, here’s a funny story about my latest screw-up”) but sometimes they take it too far. they probably got sent to the guidance counselor back in school cause new teachers would get worried, but I think the curse of always being seen as the goofy fuckup with habitual self depreciation is that people who get to know them tend to get used to their self hatred and just write it off as fisher being fisher (sally and nick and grayson aren’t exempt from this. they’re all lovely and they all love fisher but they’re not perfect and I think if anyone’s gonna step in and actually make them get help it’s gonna be someone with new eyes, like glitch or kent). 

ok wow downer ending sorry!! they also really like puns and bad dad jokes and physical comedy. anytime fisher or nick hears or comes up with a fucking terrible dad joke they immediately run to the other and tell it. I think if sally and fisher are ever bored in public the two of them just start acting weird and see how long it takes to get stared at. they compete to see who can one up the other before they have to stop out of embarrassment or before they’re asked to stop (they are SO annoying and insufferable). Fisher’s also a really good story teller and can make the most mundane event funny or entertaining in some way (they’d be great at standup) 

[randomikemendegen]

note: This is entirely based off of @prometheanglory‘s idea of giving battle lines for OCs and whatnot ladjsaddsda (also, P.S., i luv u and ur art im crying ohgod)

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[Quintin Blanpine] Battle Quotes

(VA: Miyu Irino)

Battle start: Can we hurry this up please? We’re running short on the dot…!!

Selected: Eh- wait- me?! I-I’ll, I, eh, uhm, awawaa… I-I’LL DO MY BEST!! *flustered*

Attacking: E-… Eei!!

Special/Critical attack: Maryann, please! Lend me a hand!

Team-up: Oh- uhm, l-let’s do our best okay…! And, uh… i-it’s nice working with youskaslkjsalf— ouch ouch, I accidentally bit my tongue… ouch….

(With any of the Heartslabyul members): *perks up* Ehehe, it really does feel a bit lighter when you’re together with your comrades… // (if it’s Riddle): R-Riddle-senpai?!?! Awawawa, I-I’ll do my best! Absolutely!! The roses will be painted red, the cake will be on time, and— *blah blah blah*

(With any of the Octavinelle or Diasomnia members): Urk…. N-no, sorry for that reaction…! I’m sorry!! Awawawa— please don’t hurt me-

(With any of the Scarabia members): Hmm… this isn’t too bad at all, heheh. Eh? Why’s that? W-Well, that’s…! I-It’s nothing really!!

Minor Injury: Ouch—! That hurt…!

Major Injury: … I SAID THAT HURT, GODDAMNIT!!!

Defeated: Haaaah… so we lost, huh… well, it’s not like I didn’t anticipate… this….

Victory: *deep sigh of relief* Somehow we managed to get out of that situation… never again…!! // H-How much time did we waste here…!? Oh dear oh dear oh dear…!! We can’t be late! Awawawa-

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[Seisear Marchare] Battle Quotes

(VA: Miyano Mamoru or Ryohei Kimura)

Battle start: Well, let’s get this on shall we~?

Selected: Thy hast chosen moi? Kufufu, well I suppose I’ll do my best this time ‘square (‘(a)round)~.

Attacking: Here ya go~.

Special/Critical attack: Topsy-turvy, upside-down, left-n-right~, side-to-side, little birdie; who is behind you~?

Team-up: Hallo~! Welcome~! Ladies and gentlemen~! Oh oh, what you say we have a tea party later~?

(With any of the Heartslabyul members): Oooh~! It’s you guys~! Ahaha, this oughta be fun! What’s say all of us have a jolly good time together, m’kay~? // (if it’s Riddle): If it isn’t the tiny red queen~! Man, it’s such an honor to be by your side, hahahaha~.

(With any of the Octavinelle members): Ahaha, is this what they call “birds of a feather flock together”~? *laughs*

Minor Injury: Ouchies~!

Major Injury: Ngh…! Yeah, that one really hurt, not lying.

Defeated: Calm down, calm down… *breathes deeply* Nothing lost, yeah, it’s alright… right..?

Victory: H~ah, that was a good exercise. A good tea party is just what we need right about now~! // Lan-lan-ru~, Lan-lan-ru~, lan-lan— hm? Oh! It’s over already? Teehee~. Whoopsies.

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[Lala-Phula Tigris] Battle Quotes

(VA: Rie Kugimiya)

Battle start: Alright, it’s time to start the hunt~! All of you are prey~.

Selected: *chuckles* Of course you’d pick the [king], that’s how it’s supposed to be~.

Attacking: Take~… this!

Special/Critical attack: … I guess I can take this just a tiny bit seriously~. *smiles*

Team-up: *pouts* I alone should be enough… oh well, can’t do anything ‘bout this~. Just don’t lag behind, okay~?

(With any of the Savanclaw members): Oooohh, now there’s more quality prey…! This is torture~!! *pout* // (if it’s Leona): After I deal with the herbivores right in front of us, I’ll eat you next~. Only one can be the [king] around here, after all.

(With any of the Octavinelle, Pomefiore or Ignihyde members): Ahaha, look what we have here, cute little fishies/birds/mice~! This ought to be fun~.

Minor Injury: Haha, you got me there~!

Major Injury: AHAHAHA!! That’s it, fight harder! MORE!!!

Defeated: Wow… so this is how it feels to lose, huh….. it doesn’t feel too bad… I think...

Victory: *stretches* Hhhmm… aaah! That was a good meal! Nyahuhu~. // Eeeehh~? That was it?? I didn’t even get to have my fill at all! *pout*

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[Cirnu Alva Valirgethen] Battle Quotes

(VA: Sawashiro Miyuki or Nana Mizuki)

Battle start: [Iam hora noctis]. Now then, shall we dance the night away?

Selected: Ara ara~, so you have chosen me? Well, I’ll see to it that you obtain what you wish~. *chuckles*

Attacking: I do apologize.

Special/Critical attack: [Obumbratio et Inferno], ring the bells of [the] eve.

Team-up: *smiles* Let’s do our best, okay? Oh but I’ll assist you throughout of course. Should anything happen though, I promise to retaliate tenfold for you~. 

(With any of the Diasomnia members): My my, it looks like we’ll be on the same team~. This is a nice feeling, it’s almost like a family get-together~. // (if it’s Malleus): Malleus, don’t scare the poor things too much okay? // (if it’s Lilia): Fufu, this is in a way nostalgic but not at the same time. How peculiar. 

(With any of the other dorms members): Fufu, I’ll watch over you like I always do, so don’t despair and worry, please.

Minor Injury: Hmm. It’s fine, I’m quite alright.

Major Injury: This isn’t too good…

Defeated: The feeling of losing, huh… this has always been a peculiar but acceptable feeling… but it seems that I’m still not quite used to it, ahaha…

Victory: [Prodigiosus]. Well then, shall we continue on with our little journey together~? // The bells have tolled for our victory. Hereafter the chaos, the dawn has arrived finally.

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[Ohphiou Chos Gorgos] Battle Quotes

(VA: Hiroshi Kamiya)

Battle start: Do we really have to? … Fine…. haaa—h. *deep and long exasperated sigh* Sorry about this, you guys.

Selected: …. You’ll just be disappointed in me. … But I guess I’ll try to impress.

Attacking: Hah… take that, and that.

Special/Critical attack: Want to turn to stone?

Team-up: Hey, uh, sorry about this but do the heavy lifting for the team okay? Okay? Good. *sighs deeply*

(With any of the Ignihyde members): *sighs* At least this won’t be awkward or anything, a bit… although I’m not so sure about this lineup…. // (if it’s Idia): ... Hey, Idi, are you sure you’re alright coming out here and doing this? Just asking...

(With any of the Octavinelle or Diasomnia members): Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap—! Is it too late to switch teams already??!!? Shit-

(With any of the Scarabia members): *sighs heavily* Oh good. The sand people. Ah- No no, I have nothing against them, don’t mind me.

(With any of the Pomefiore members): …… Put me in a different team, now. I can’t stand the brightness and the heavy atmosphere here.

(With any of the Heartslabyul members): Now it’s the RRC guys huh. … Yaaay, time to count down until my beheading~. *sarcastic*

Minor Injury: Kuh—. I’m fine, I’m fine.

Major Injury: …. Alright alright, I’ll take this seriously now...

Defeated: … I’m not surprised about this conclusion… after all, fairy tales and reality are blurred lines.… (especially for things like me…)

Victory: …. Huh? We… actually won that? …. N-Nothing, that’s… good, I-I guess. // YAHOO!!! Ah. Eh, that’s, uhm, forget about what just happened RIGHT NOW!!!

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[Berebis R. L’Ephegor] Battle Quotes

(VA: Takahiro Sakurai)

Battle start: *yawns* Fine, let’s just get this over with.

Selected: Dang, you picked me? *sighs deeply* Don’t expect much from me, okay.

Attacking: *dull tone of voice* Eei…

Special/Critical attack: Go to sleep already.

Team-up: I guess that’s my cue to get out of here— eh, no? *sighs* I’m so tired…

(With any of Diasomnia members): Oh, it’s you guys. Perfect timing, I’ll leave most of the heavy lifting to you… // (if it’s Malleus): Yo, dorm leader. … Hm? Why do I get the feeling that things will be better now you’re here? … Eh. Who cares.

(With any of the Scarabia or Pomefiore members): So this time it’s with you guys huh. Well, I don’t mind this really… not surprising, I know.

(With any of the Heartslabyul members): Ooh… tell me, how’s little red doing nowadays? Still being tsundere?

Minor Injury: *uninterested tone* Ouch~….

Major Injury: Not bad, not bad… I’m feeling fired up for once.

Defeated: Is it over? Can I finally sleep in peace?

Victory: *yawns* Boring. Drab. Dull. That was a huge waste of nap time… I’m sleeping this off again. // That was an unexpected turn of events… huh. This isn’t bad… only every once in a while.

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[Fuyume Yukitosu] Battle Quotes

(VA: Kana Hanazawa or Ueda Kana)

Battle start: Onwards at once. Indecisiveness only breeds inaction, and in turn sows doubt.

Selected: I will do my upmost to live up to your expectations.

Attacking: Sincerest apologies.

Special/Critical attack: Freeze. Shatter. Then scatter into the wind.

Team-up: I humbly greet your arrival. Now then. Please do your duty as we all must.

(With any of the Pomefiore members): It is wondrous to have you here. We must act with synergy and cooperation, all right?

(With any of the Octavinelle members): Please do not extend your bothersome attitudes or contracts even here.

(With any of the Scarabia members): Apologies but I feel a slight discomfort, please don’t approach me.

Minor Injury: This is nothing.

Major Injury: Ah—.

Defeated: We lost. I see. It cannot be helped… but, then why do I feel a slight pain in my chest?

Victory: We are victorious. However it is not wise to get too conceited over only victory. // The sensation of winning……. *smiles* Eh. Why are the corners of my lips rising up...?