#//Windy Anon

[doobnnoob-tf2]

You run the tf2 ask mercs side blog?!? I just followed it and I'm in love! Dude ur srsly awesome. Love your headcanons!

I do, yes! much like this blog, I made it on pure impulse and I do not regret it at all

I'm really happy people like these, especially the side blog lmao. I've got drafts on here I need to finish and queue up as well, but that one consistently stays queued up for days in advance

[badlydrawnjegbert]

Do the windy thing pls

[EB]: ok ok, are you watching? :D

*HELL YES*

*HELL*

*FUCKING*

*YES*

[bogiostreetsk8r]

Slaps that skater ass hard

[ Skateboard jolts, immediately turning to the anon.

∆Wh—What the fuck?! I mean, I do have a fat ass, thanks, but like—What the fuck, man?!

[emoticonheart]

Do you have any more hyperburp scenarios? Please I am BEGGING 🙏

i'm not very creative when it comes to these things, but i'll try my best!!

of course, there's the classic hyperburp stuff: earthquakes, shattered glass, cracked floors/walls/ceilings, etc. these all come with the territory, but i still felt like i should at least mention them hahaha

but now onto the more specific stuff

- random one, but someone's cleaning up a room or packing things to move or what have you. there's something on the top shelf that they need to get down but they can't reach it. they're too lazy to get a ladder, so they instead let out a burp powerful enough to shake the item loose, and they catch it before it falls to the floor. kinda a silly idea but that's why i like it so much hahaha

- OBSESSED with burps that overpower things that shouldn't be overpowered. for example, someone in the nosebleeds of a concert. the music is blaring, the bass is pumping, and you can't even hear the person standing next to you unless they're practically screaming directly in your ear. however, right during the most exciting part of the show, someone accidentally lets out a burp so loud that it cuts through all the chaos with perfect clarity, and the band on stage is forced to stop playing because no one can hear them play over the noise.

- also love the... "windy" aspect of hyperburps, for lack of a better word. for example, someone is walking home alone at night when a mugger or something approaches them and tries to attack. as an act of self defense, they let out a burp so powerful that it creates a strong gust of wind, blowing them back on their feet. no matter how hard they try to walk forward, they're immediately pushed back by this burp. eventually, they become so tired that their legs give up, and the burp blows them clear down the street.

- hyperburps don't always have to be about the power, though, they can be about length, too. like someone leaning back after finishing their last plate at a buffet and casually opening their mouth and letting out a semi decent burp. but then it just keeps going. and going. and going. and going and going and going. everyone can't help but stare as the burp continues on, not showing any signs of stopping. this goes on for a solid few minutes, if not more, and the person letting it rip couldn't give less of a fuck because it feels absolutely amazing to get all this air out.

- hyperburp talking... someone letting out an impossibly long burp (like the one described above) but instead of just letting it go uninterrupted, they just. talk through it. and not just a couple words. no, they'll have a full on back and forth conversation all while talking through one simultaneous burp. jesus that... is so hot to me.

anyways, that's all i can think of for now. i hope this is what you were looking for!! if not, please feel free to send another ask!!

and, sorry for the self promo, but if you're looking for stories with hyperburps, i've written a couple!! if you're interested, there's my first impressions series or crashing the party. no pressure though!!

[simply-windy]

Wind chime anon if anyone care them.... They're so creature <3333 I need to like- Actually use them lmao!!!!

[kaleiidoskope]

OFF WE GO HAHAH!! PARODY ACCOUNT ANON DESIGNS!!

i have a worrying amount of different anons now that i think of it

excuse the lighting!! ah!!

closeups under the cut- hope you can guess a couple ones!

[askshinyglaceon]

Hey Brand, why aren't fire types allowed to visit? Got a bit of a jealous streak you're hiding behind that stoic face? ,:)

… No…

I am. Already a fire type?

Honestly, it’s less of a rule and more of a “Arsonists, begone, please and thank you.” If you want in, convince Brand that you can control yourself.

[phightingconfessions]

yk simply-windy and his 10000 parody blogs? i occasionally like to send unhinged anons to his blogs to mess with him. its actually more of a either roleplay anon or unhinged anon thing, but oh well its really fun. windy if youre seeing this you still don't know who i am

-slingshot fictive anon

one sec i need to check the parody server

ok yeah i know simply-windy anyways LOL???? god i love insane rp blog anons theyre so fun to read

[alpineshift]

Prompt 5 please, it’s my lucky number 🍀

Hope you are well!

Lucky number 5!! thank you anon, I hope you're doing well too 💕 I'm taking this in a bit of a space opera direction for fun, bear with me 🪐

5.  “Just take me home.”

It's been three long hours since Jack disappeared behind the Lonely Emperor's heavy doors with the rest of the Centurion Commanders, and Nico is getting antsy.

He doesn't outwardly show it; he's way too well trained, way too professional to show anything but solemn, stern diligence, but the longer the meeting drags on, the more agitated he becomes.

The rest of the guards in the waiting room loiter about in varying states of apathy or professionalism; a few have started a tabletop game with a battered pack of spitback cards, others are sitting rigidly off by themselves, and some are obviously gossiping. Nico keeps to himself by the window, staring out at the holographic loop of a beautiful waterfall in a deep forest.

It's a pathetic attempt at covering up the veritable bloody wasteland just beyond the computerized screens. It's also a poor reminder of the lush greens and endless mountain ranges back in Valais. Nico hasn't seen it in over ten years.

A subtle pinging bell has all the guards scrambling to attention. They fall into line outside the doors as they open up and the commanders come marching back out.

Jack's a younger face and a slighter frame amidst the older leaders. Nico spots him instantly and immediately falls into step after him, a precise one-and-a-half paces after Jack's walking pattern, always within arm's reach.

Jack offers a quick glance behind him, expression placid, and Nico just knows that the meeting had gone to absolute shit.

They don't talk until they return to their shuttlepod. Jack climbs into the passenger side (never in the back) and activates the blackout screens as soon as Nico slide into the driver's side and starts the engine.

"Seven more solar years," he says without preamble, and Nico's hands slip on the console controls. "Seven more years of Letum, this hell-planet, seven more years of blood, seven more god damn years of losing soldiers to the most pointless war in existence. Fuck. Fucking fuck."

"I'm sorry, Centurion Hughes," Nico says after a moment, because--what else is he going to say? Sorry it'll be seven more years before you see your parents again? Sorry it'll be seven more years before you can keep your promise to your brothers? Sorry you'll waste seven more years of your youth on a greedy man's war, sorry the chances of you seeing Earth ever again will only ever grow slimmer over the next two thousand, five hundred and fifty five days?

Jack whips his head around to stare at him, expression flinty, angry. "What the fuck are you sorry for, Hischier? You should be spitting at my feet, cursing me out. I promised you a return ticket to Switzerland after this rotation, and instead I've just condemned you for a fourth time. You should be fucking furious."

"You know I'm not," Nico tries, but Jack snarls and turns away from him, glaring at the window. Nico can see his tormented expression reflected in the glass, and he sighs and pulls away from the port dock. The flight back to their quarters is quiet for the first half, both men lost in their own thoughts.

"I expect to see your resignation on my desk by tomorrow morning," Jack finally says, the same thing he's said after their first campaign renewal, then their second, then the third. There was a time he'd shout it at Nico every other day, a demand, an order, and then a desperate plea. Then terrible, sulky silence when Nico remains stubbornly by his side, immovable as a mountain.

"You won't," Nico replies, the same as he's said every time.

"You should go back to Earth."

"I'll go back when you do."

"There's nothing for you here. You'll die on this planet."

"I'll die when you die," Nico says, and his grip tightens on the console when Jack lets out a stifled, wounded sound. "From flesh to bone to ash to stardust, Centurion Hughes. I swore it when I entered your service, and I will honour it until the very end."

Jack is silent and still for a long, long time. So still that Nico had to glance over to make sure he's still breathing.

Finally, Jack exhales, burnt out and deep, like a tired old man. "Just take me home, Hischier."

Nico knows he's not talking about their infantry headquarters on Letum.

[twospiritstooprideful]

dude at least you live in rural arizona. i live in the middle of the fucking city its hot as hell

last summer we didnt go under 100 degrees for two months

dude, at least? I have to spend a month every year around summer time at my grandma's house to watch other the chickens, sheep, horses, and cow. There isn't any electricity over there—meaning there's no AC. I have to drink my body weight in water ever day so I don't dehydrate and die of heat stroke.

At least you live in the city and have Air Conditioning.

[nonbinaryriverclan]

Trick or treat!

can’t really do this with anons since I won’t know who got the guy sjsjsjs

here’s a Hoppip for you though! they’re giving you candy corn :]

[doobnnoob-tf2]

So do I ask questions about your side blog here or at the actual side blog? Because I wanna know a thing or two about it and I wanna be sure to ask in the right place. (Also I'm rly happy this blog and the side blog are active, I've seen so many blogs that are rly awesome but aren't active so ty so much for keeping the mercs alive)

From last anon. Can you also give me a name plz? No pressure ofc!

here or there, doesn't matter!

and I do try my best, I love these guys dearly. the game is a huge comfort thing for me and I desperately needed an outlet to just sit and talk about it that isn't me role-playing as my Sniper OC lmao

as for a name.. how does Windy Anon sound to you? totally not because I've REALLY been wanting to play WindWaker again these last few days shhh

[the-great-nome-authority]

How long does Applejack knows Rainbow for? Since Rainbow is trans, how did Applejack react to her during that time to now?

Applejack knows Rainbow since they were kids(about 10-12 years).

Applejack was a bit confused at first, but I refuse to believe her or her family would be transphobic in any capacity, she would just ask a lot of questions to Rainbow Dash. In short, she was very curious to know why Rainbow felt like that and why it was important, she very quickly began to use she/her pronouns with RD.

As a bonus: Applejack would be the 4th pony to know about Rainbow being transgender, first of course, are Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles, the Fluttershy(childhood friends), then Applejack

[windy-trickster]

I would say, zoom into all the details and check the comments on the post. None of the detailing makes sense and there is no clarity for the image nor a source found for it anywhere besides on tumblr. Even high res vers do not provide actual details that make sense.

I did check the comments/reblogs and I saw a decent amount of people claim it to be AI-generated and have deleted my reblog of it. Someone did seem to go REAL in-depth about it possibly being AI-generated and I would rather NOT promote such things. Thank you for informing me!

[simply-windy]

LET US SEE THOU BROKERLING!!!

LOOK AT MY LITTLE BOY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[skyward-floored]

For the ask game, 8 for Spirit & 13 for Windy?

8. Are there any specific lines or events in canon that influence your characterization?

Well at the end of spirit tracks, Spirit went with the engineer route. He keeps up his sword skills, and if Zelda ever needs his help he’ll be there, but he could never give up being an engineer.

I can’t think of any specific lines about this, but he also cares very much for the bunnies in the kingdom. And generally loves little critters.

13. Does (character) have Scar Stories?

Windy has several, and he will gladly tell them with great gusto and theatrics. His favorite to tell about are the claw marks on his chest, he got them the first time he snuck into the forsaken fortress and the Helmarock King grabbed and threw him.