the girl in the apartment above me is having the loudest sex i have ever heard with what might be the politest man in the world because all he keeps yelling repeatedly is please and thank you.
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Production houses: but if the writers stay on strike we can't guarantee the future safety of your favorite shows 🥺🥺😭😭
Viewers who 1, have already lost their favorite shows because they were cancelled in spite of good ratings and good reviews or 2, have stopped watching new content entirely until the entire series has aired and concluded as a result of so many good shows getting cancelled on cliffhangers and thus leaving said viewers unable to gain closure with those characters and with a hollow viewing experience, so they've begun a, watching older shows they know came to a planned conclusion or b, revisiting their old favorites and enjoying the nostalgia or c, reading new books or fanfic instead: YOU ALREADY CAN'T GUARANTEE THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOWS SO GET FUCKING WRECKED AND PAY WRITERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!
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wade's the type to say incredibly filthy stuff during sex like he'd be balls deep inside logan and just won't stop rambling about how he's going to get him pregnant and fill him with little gremlins etc etc and logan's just covering his eyes with his arm while being furiously ashamed of himself for liking it
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so into the idea that cas is like. scarily in love with dean. like he wants to climb inside his ribcage or live underneath his skin or devour him.
and he tells this to dean, expecting him to freak out, only dean thinks it's the most romantic shit ever because he's had multiple fantasies about handcuffing cas to his headboard so he won't ever be able to leave him
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loumand + performative intimacy
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