#//Just so I know who u r so I can dm u first lmao

[bentleysbeetle]

hii can I also have a tarot reading for 2025? thank youu

//OOC:

Ok hi anon I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have to say no to really big readings that aren't for my friends 😭😭 I have limited energy and even thinking up silly answers from Beetle can get difficult for me. I can wish you a very good 2025, I could do a single card pull for just the general feel of how your 2025 is gonna be, but I cannot do 13 cards for someone I don't know. I hope you understand 🙏🏻

[gunkbaby]

Tokyo Ghoul re-read:

Hello everypony. i have thrown around the idea of a Tokyo Ghoul re-read event of late, and a lot of people seem interested. I have come to some ideas for it, and wanted to inform everyone as I begin to sort it. If u have any ideas for the re-read, or might be interested in being a mod, pls dm me !

Im thinking basic idea of the re-read is kind of like a book club - a set chapter number per week, then the rest of the week is discussion. The chapter number i was setting was going to be about 1 volume per week - with adjusted numbers for slower and faster readers. (For example, know I can easily do a few day, but i read manga fast, but other people might only have time for 10 chapters a week, etc)

Also want to state the re-read would be open for literally everyone! Bc lots of ppl have expressed interest, but are already deep into personal re-reads - however you can absolutely still participate in the re-read and discussion (especially) if you are reading at a later point in the manga!!!!! i also know a few ppl who haven’t read TG before/anime onlys, who might like to join in too, and that’s absolutely fine too! There would be a spoiler free chat(s) too for newer readers specifically for this - and ppl can invite whoever they want to the read as well.

Pls give any suggestions or ideas! I’d luv to hear them.

The boring bits (where the read is held, estimate of when, etc) r all under here:

I’m thinking to do it on Discord, with weekly discussion threads/posts on twitter and tumblr - i believe you can create communities and public groups on both apps, so I would aim to make them also, if enough ppl were interested. There’s also the option for Instagram group chats - a WhatsApp group? Idk - if u have any suggestions, pls lmk. I don’t rly do group chats often.

As for when the re-read will start - i don’t yet know. I’m going back to school next month, as many are, and I’m just a busy little bee with a lot of interests and hobbies, so i would like to get into my routine first and ensure that i have time to dedicate to the re-read - or to gage how much help i might need with it. I think I might aim to start it in October personally - ideally on the first, but ik a lot of people do things during October (I’m literally considering writing for kinktober lmao) so it might be that later than that is a bit better - maybe trying to time it to start with a sort of school break time period. Maybe by the end of September I’ll be like ‘oh this is way easy, i have so much time for it’, but im adhd and bad at time planning, so i doubt it lmao.

I’m sorry if that’s too long a wait - y’all can start re-reads in the meantime idgaf. I just don’t want to start the re-read and realise two weeks in that i literally don’t have time. Lmao.

I also would ideally want a few mods/helpers on hand with the read. If only to help take care of the discord/chats, host separate discussions, etc - please lmk if you are interested. In particular, people with voice chat mod experience - i have no experience there so am desperate.

Pls lmk if u r interested in any of this - am i just talking to a wall? Idk! Tell meeee! Any suggestions or ideas r also greatly appreciated. I am hosting my own little re-read here but obviously this idea is not unique, I’m trying to see if enough people are interested in a group re-read with added discussion. It’s just some fun ofc.

[moregraceful]

under a cut bc i am recreationally saying things, however if anyone has experience with nesterly pls dm me (do not send an ask)

i am glad the no sleep medication trial has been going well for the first couple of days after that first disastrous night but my god after going to bed at 9:30pm last night i have been up for So Long that i no longer know what to do with myself. or rather i do know what to do with myself, i just don't want to do it. hope this continues and work does not give me the insane late night shifts (they will.)(everybody cross fingers they give me a schedule next week, i cannot plan my life at the moment while they drag out giving me a schedule.)(i feel like they're either gonna give me 6 hours a week or 25 no in-between.)(also i'm BORED and i wanna learn COOL STUFF.)

went to target today to get a little gift for the neighbor kids who gave me valentines day candy in my hour of need (dying in real life after the eagles parade) and found this:

having the kind of relationship where this would be joyfully well-received must be awesome. someday lmao

went to the pizza place after talking about it for three days straight and hot pizza guy was not there but hot pizza cooks were AND they recognized me oh it is a gift to be known in a small part of the world

pondering housing at the grad school of my most-likely choice and it would be so much easier if i was willing to move out of philly but i am: not. it's hard!! i wanna respect the commitment the school is making to me and make full use of my time there but i ALSO am laying down roots in philly and i don't want to throw that all away after only a year!! so digging around this city looking for places i might be willing to spend a couple nights a week in for not very much money. i've been looking at short term in-home rentals like nesterly or [redacted local airbnb-type site if airbnb weren't for flipping houses and instead went to grad and medical students]. and there's also the whole dog care thing of like. Is He Going To Be Alive in august bc it's like...either get him certified as an emotional support animal (he isn't) and bring him with me vs dog care weekly vs no dog care at all bc dead changes things immensely...idk.

also went digging around for internships for [redacted field] and the one i am most 👀 about does not even have an application page, i think you have to email the director directly...this is not a problem for a year and it is also one of the most competitive internships of its kind in the region but i'm so. man i would learn so much. also getting into one of these schools made my ego huge lmao bc i'm like yeah i could totally get that if i got into [redacted university]...king r u sure 🧐

my dog has this new thing of if i don't sit on the floor with him he decides to be very annoying. this is why he isn't a support animal, he completely owns my shit. he realized i'll let him get away with anything bc he's circling the drain a lil bit and now he's like oh if i'm annoying enough i get can goose to sit on the floor. he's an emotional pain in the ass. when i think about my life without him for too long i get very upset... message to all keats, please survive

[bisluthq]

Have you seen matty fighting with azealia? Because she’s been nonstop tweeting about Charli’s appearance, matty told her to just rap and shut up and that she must be jealous atp because she’s a failure despite her talent. Azealia responded by of course bringing up Taylor - telling a fan he’s mad because she “told taylor to dump him and she did” - and then said she would drug him and kill him if he came to Miami. She also quote tweeted a tweet of his that was a general message to her and everybody to not make comments about Gabi saying she “looks like Frankenstein” and later started tweeting pictures of gabbriette as a child and teenager at him saying horrible things about her appearance, that she’s fat and got work done, etc. Matty responded to all of the above by saying he’s not the one and he’d slap her if he saw her in person so that her wig flies off. He immediately deleted it and started joking around like nah we should work it out on the remix and that he shouldn’t have said that. Azealia runs with it saying she’s going to sue him for threatening violence against her - even tho she did it first - and today (12 hours after the fact) she starts posting screenshots of their dms of him apologizing and trying to explain himself and get her to stop harassing the women close to him. The internet is SPLIT, many people who don’t even like him are happy to see azealia humbled and point blank see that she threatened him first and he immediately tried to rectify it. ofc once swifties found out what was happening they rodeeee off with it and many have pledged allegiance to azealia. because matty deleted most of his tweets but a lot of hers are still up, of course a narrative running rn is “matty healy threatens a black woman with violence” and his old controversies are being brought up again; extremely ironic considering earlier in the day, he was replying to fans a lot and talking about things he regrets and how he’s trying to change for the rest of his career. Lol. and that’s what you missed on glee!

Idk dude 1) they’re both crazy and ergo pretty much both perpetually wrong like they really shouldn’t have access to phones lmao but they live for causing shit online which is a pity because yes both are musically talented people 2) threatening racialized violence is inexcusable and never funny? And the hair comment racialized his point? Which, okay he apologized for but why say it if you’re gonna apologize two seconds later AND ALSO and this is something that really bothers me WHY IS THAT WHERE YOUR BRAIN GOES? You know?? Whenever people are like “oh I was just upset, I didn’t mean it” I’m like “ok maybe you didn’t but WHY is this the first thing your brain came up with when you got upset?” Like to threaten a Black woman’s hair is very much threatening her Blackness. So it’s a racist thought. And in Matty’s case, if he’s trying to be a better person because okay we all grow up with some problematic shit in our brains, fine, why is he airing out thoughts that maybe he needs to go “wow okay so that was a thought” about lol? 3) I just find that when you keep “accidentally” being racist like maybe you’re just racist?? 4) which isn’t to say he can’t beef with Azaelia or disliking her is racist but you can dislike specific people of color and not be racist about it? Because your beef is with that person, which in this case is not unfair but also generally you can’t like every single person, and not with the group as a whole?? But Matty keeps being “accidentally racist” at which point I’m like “Matty u r racist” 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ 5) finally, Matty is hyper online - hence this beef - and I just have less tolerance for this kind of behavior if people are hyper online because I *get* not knowing stuff if you’re just existing in the real world but when you’re super online either you do know or you choose to avoid knowing? 6) wait it’s not finally because I also don’t believe “the women in Matty’s life” need him to be in online beef for their honor and I fail to see how such beef would help them. Evidently so far it’s just made it worse for them. Last time I checked, both Charli and Gabby have phones too so if they want to fight with Azaelia (because see point 1 she’s crazy) then why can’t they do that themselves and he can like retweet them lol. Unless they don’t want to fight with Azaelia and then why’s he getting involved???

[jayflrt]

🎀 update since it’s been a while

haiiiii i haven’t been on tumblr in 5ever. i feel like im only ever on here now when u update LMAO. speaking of LIVING for jay/yn. it’s AMAZE. i’m also every excited for the next update. but anywho how have you been! we haven’t spoke in forever i really can’t remember what my last update was abt so im just gonna skim thru things!

like since the start of this year ive been SUPERERRR into f1 so i made a podcast! (podcast in question is my cf on my spam account 🥸) 😅😅 i’ve always liked it because my brother did but i’ve gotten more into it. i also took a listen to romance untold and it’s SO good my favs r defff moonstruck and royalty 🔥.

lowk this summer has been chill like any other. i went to a couple parties with my friends but then after that not much happened. there’s no guy updates bc unfortunately my life is no longer a wattpad story because that was very hard on my emotions 😅😅. i’ve lowk sworn off relationships for a while. obviously not completely but i don’t know recently a friend pointed out to me that whenever im in one its very tolling on my emotions and it’s not good so i don’t want that to happened again. i was also just not in a good place when arsal/cameron/marcus happened. REST ASSURED I AM BETTER NOW!!! #weUP

about my friends it’s going nice! we’re kinda doing our own thing since it’s the summer however one of them, m (i think i name drop too comfortably on here), recently started talking (ish) to a guy and she’s kinda obsessed with him. like it’s in a weird way in where she full blown cancelled plans that we made like 5 days prior just bc she had last minute plans with him so 😃😃😃😃 i’m so happy for her!! (NOT). i have to be honest there’s nothing wrong with him other than the fact he looks like he SNUCK ONTO EARTH WHEN THEY FIRST WALKED ON THE MOON. so 🤗🤗🤗🤗

i have been writing a LOT more recently. like not even just because it’s kpop i don’t know i get the inspiration to write and just open a google docs document. like for instance one of them the plot is mc breaks up with sunghoon and becomes closer to heeseung but plot twist! they’re in a band and there’s DRAMAA 🔥🔥🔥. and then another one is where mc and jake r ENEMIES bc her dog tried impregnating jake’s dog at a dog park 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. one of them is a sunghoon fic that’s heavily inspired by cmbyn (MINUS THE GROOMING) the other is a jay prank call au where he calls her bc he remembers his highschool sweetheart and she doesn’t even spare him a thought 🔥🔥🔥🔥. there’s a single dad sunghoon au somewhere in there. MY GOOGLE DOCS IS COOKING.

however i don’t think i could ever post it to tumblr. maybe one day when anyone is interested ill send in a little snippet of one of them 🤗 or dm u one of them and reveal my identity 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮. but i don’t know! i’ve tried writing on tumblr before but i was in highschool when i tried soooooo. i also think that im just too busy. maybe one day when im not so busy 🔥.

but yeah that’s really it 🤗🤗. but update me if anything cool is happening in ur life. r YOU having a hot girl summer. i also think u said you went on a trip recently (?) IDK. but pleeeekkk update me - 🎀

hihi 🎀 anon !! omg please i'm honored you're sticking around to update me 🥹 they're MUCH appreciated i love reading them <3 and thank you sm for tuning into yfi786 🥰🥰

omg i have a few friends who are super into f1 too!! the races look like they must be so fun to go to :') YKWW the close friends story podcast is always sm more fun to tune into than an actual podcast 🙂‍↕️ my fav rn is brought the heat back it's just been playing in my head 24/7 and that vocal run from jay hello!!!! moonstruck and royalty are SO good though they're definitely up there for me too

i'm glad your summer's been chill !! it's always nice to just have time to unwind before getting back to the uni grind 🥲 honestly relationships/situationships can take so much out of you mentally so i'm glad you don't have to feel that way anymore!! and im glad you get to spend the summer with your friends 💗

OMG NOOOO YOUR FRIEND NEEDS TO RUN FOR THE HILLS 😭 why would she cancel your guys plans like that?? LMFAOOO PLS we're always losing an angel to an ugly man 😞💔 no that's so upsetting tho :( i hope she gets over him he's not worth cancelling plans with friends over!!!!

omg wait SLAY 😌 the rush of writing inspiration always feels so so good and i hope it lasts a long time for you!!! HELP NOT THE DOGS MATING AT THE PARK 😭 but okay i see you grinding through those plots!!! 🔥 the google drive is being FED and oml if you ever feel like sharing,, my asks are open 🤭 also yeah that makes sense!! i don't bother with aesthetics because it's just sooo time consuming,, like don't get me wrong i'd love to have a super cute theme and stuff but it's def a lot of work :')

omg yes i went on a little trip with my friends :')) we did that thing where we pulled our vacation plan out of a hat LMFAO but it was fun!! i'm very sick of flying tho! 🫤 NO hot girl summer just hot corporate slave summer 😩 i have been trying to pick up new hobbies though because i just dropped my habit of doomscrolling on tiktok 🤧

[jeonqkooks]

everything you said about jk's solo is exactly how I feel. I'm so happy that he's finally dropped his own music officially and it's something he is proud of. That's all I could ever ask as a fan – that he's still happily working on his music and his style. But since Seven dropped I had mixed feelings that I kept to myself because, yeah, everyone loves it. I feel kind of scared to say or even think about my real opinion on this song (or really the whole direction this first solo album is heading towards given recent news) because I don't want to be perceived as some stuck up, sensitive fan complaining about things that jk is actually happy with. He's my bias and maybe that's why I care that much more about the music he puts out. I would've loved to see jk contribute more to his solo music and I don't want it to be drowned out completely by people who seem to know "best" about the Western market. In saying that, I always knew jk could adapt to any genre and I'm glad he was able to give this one a go. Idk maybe I'm overthinking this too much...

fear not! if you ever have opinions that you feel might make the general public seethe with anger then you can always come to me cuz there's a 97% chance that i'm thinking the same thing lol. i am your local unpopular opinion factory i will give you shelter 😂

if you could read my dm's then you'd know that my reaction to most news is 😑. of course, if he's happy with the music he's making then yes, honestly good for you my dude. but i don't think you should feel guilty about not liking the music he's putting out just bc HE likes it. we're the fans but we don't have to immediately fawn over everything they do. if we don't like smth, then we don't like it. it's not like we don't support them anymore. it's really not that deep. also, we are allowed to have certain expectations for them especially music wise bc we're literally the consumers here. we don't have to be like "YES KING MHMMMM EVERY SONG IS PERFECT GOBBLE GOBBLE".

you don't have to force yourself to like smth just cuz everyone else seems to love it. you're a fan, you're not supposed to be a yes man. a couple months ago i was so excited for jjk1 to come out cuz i was planning to preorder it (it'd be my first ever album purchase) but after i listened to Seven, the first thing i texted my sister was "guess i'm not getting the album" 😕 if he says he likes the music and i don't, then, well, that's not anybody's fault. tastes are subjective

ever since i read the news about the album being in full english (or at least the people involved will be completely english speaking) uggggh i've just been so 😑. of course i understand where you're coming from about feeling guilty about not liking his music. i feel the same way sometimes. whenever he does or releases smth that makes people scream how much they love it, i'm just sitting there talking to myself like yo why r u such a party pooper. and then it's just a little sad and beyond disappointing bc this is the opposite of what i was hoping for lmao

honestly, at the end of the day, it's fine. the fandom experience is supposed to serve us too, to make us feel comforted and happy. if you don't like smth, don't let people bully you into thinking you're alone and weird in having whatever opinions that you have

rn i'm looking forward to kth1 more cuz he's my music taste bestie 😂

[colsonlin]

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ

Note: Colson Lin’s Twitter profile has exactly 181 followers, which will be relevant. He recently used a different profile he created for his project to follow himself. Before these tweets, he had 180 followers. Please remember that Colson Lin is a Yale Law graduate. All of the empirical claims he makes about his life story are true and verifiable by the media.

The opening of Colson Lin’s Twitter profile:

1.

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ is about to post Riddle 1 of 42.

It’s from God.

I know you don’t really want to die. You just want the pain to be over. I know you got tired of America. I know it got hard to stay sober.

I’m going to blow your mind.

God is a woman.

Infinity?

2.

Hey, traphouse vandal:

Or like—

Try to help?

Jesus fucking Christ.

I won’t out you because I’m not a cult leader here to turn everyone against even a single one of you.

I’m literally here to help.

[Note: The above tweet was written at 4:44 AM.]

Oops?

Truth hurts.

—Lizzo

Nothing in the Universe is more Powerful than reality. Reality has a trick.

Reason.

Reasonable beings use intelligence to attach to reality.

Oh the cords get tangled for all sorts of bad reasons (Power!), but those bad reasons are smaller than Reality.

With time, Truth bites.

To be fair [to the traphouse vandal], I didn’t click [your profile].

After I clicked, I was hopeful again.

Hope I click for you too, buddy.

3.

I’m gonna laugh at the media if they try to bury the next few tweets in obscurity after I email them an outline of my philosophical postmodern-art project that challenges the status quo, by an LGBT child of working-class immigrants with a perfect SAT score and a Yale Law degree.

Don’t worry.

Y’all are off the hook for now.

I haven’t done it yet.

But pretty soon after I do?

I’m going to publicize the recipients in this thread.

Sorry for being a living, breathing 21st-century icon.

4.

I just realized.

Shared power means at least somebody should be verifying my work.

Given that I’ve apparently scared the fuck out of 99% of humanity so that nobody wants to engage with me…

Can the NSA just do it?

(Y’all establishment-media types—y’all trust them, right?)

💍

I am happy to communicate with any world leader through text or email.

Y’all know how to find me.

Hell, let’s hop on Zoom.

It’ll be a quick century.

Call me crazy.

But I’m smart enough to speak to you.

5.

@NSAGov

u up?

Here’s my phone number.

[Note: Colson Lin provides a phone number, but it is reacted from public view.]

Y’all can confirm every aspect of my life to check.

Don’t leak my phone number unless I do anything evil.

Y’all can go through all my texts and emails.

It really doesn’t feel fair to the rest of humanity, you know, for like one person to be this iconic.

And not famous.

lmao stoppp i’m literally just kidding y r u being so mean

I’m the sweetest girl in town so why are you so mean? When you gonna ditch that stupid ***** you got? It’s me you should be seein’

Sorry y’all.

I censored the word Satan, because he’s my enemy.

6.

Here’s how this Twitter will proceed:

When I want something, I’ll ask for it.

Literally anyone with a Twitter account can tell me if I’ve made an unreasonable request.

DMs are now closed.

Our book of wisdom will be for future humans.

Don’t worry.

“I’m good with languages.”

Languages spoken or studied: English, Spanish (middle school and high school), French (college), Arabic (college), Chinese (you’re racist).

I’m only missing one to hit the UN six.

Haha.

Oh wait.

What are the chances… my brother Ilya is Russian.

Wise people who can touch powerful wisdom using wise storytelling can touch God.

By the way, for some reason unlikely coincidences seem to stack up around them.

I think those are called “miracles,” but can anyone google it and check?

Hey humanity.

That was my first question.

Don’t worry.

Because I’m a kooky guy, I’ll answer your questions with either tweets or little creative videos.

But if I answer you, I’ll have to delete 1 of my older tweets.

So ask wisely.

If a bot farm fucks this up for all of humanity, Satan wins.

(I’ll literally give up.)

Let me make an empirical prediction supported by logical reasoning:

The hardest time to take me seriously is when:

(1) I have no social power. (2) The entire world isn’t talking about me. (3) Your coworkers. Your mom. Your spouse. Everyone.

And yet so many right now still do.

I’m trying to prove here that God can come out of the elites.

God can come out of world leaders. God can come out of federal workers. God can come out of journalists. God can come out of prisoners. God can come out of international criminals.

I have hope, y’all.

Don’t kill it.

By the way, I will artificially up my follower count to 181 by making one of my other Twitter profiles for this project follow me when I’m not in the mood to talk, when I’m too busy hanging out with friends and living my actual life because—

lmao y’all

This Twitter is literally just a fun hobby for me.

I’m a writer.

This is the most provocative Twitter thread in human history.

Anyone inside humanity can verify it.

7.

If you believe I can channel God, then not a single person in the world can up my follower count.

If you do, I will wait for someone to unfollow me before I talk in public again.

I’m not the Anti-Christ.

I’m the Anti-Twitter.

(Which means I’m pretty sure I just became cool.)

You know—

180 people defended the Alamo. (“Is that true?”)

180 is a perfect LSAT score. (“Is that true?”)

Truth is like a circle of perfection.

Everything outside=Satanic

The first person to follow me and bring me to 181 followers will fuck up the Bible.

So don’t do it.

;)

In the spirit of the idea I just had tonight, I will announce a change of plans.

“A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite” is a book that will now grow indefinitely.

But I will maintain the Twitter at meaningful numbers.

Which means…

You got it.

This Twitter self-deletes.

Does anyone know how to use Twitter search and take screenshots?

In the meantime, I have a riddle for humanity.

Do you have what it takes to survive?

Postmodernists vote “yes.”

Nihilists vote “no.”

Just kidding.

🤭 oig I'm like so funny

I’m never gonna reveal how to vote.

Yes No

8. [Note: This is a lucky number in Chinese. Colson Lin was born in Shanghai, China. He is the illegitimate bastard child of China’s most iconoclastic philosopher whose writings had a significant influence on the Communist Party of China’s policy in the 1990s. The philosopher is married to a successful mainstream film director named Hu Mei.]

I’m, like, not a real person. I’m a fictional character on an HBO show called “A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite” that tells the preposterous story of the bastard child of China and the favored son of America coming together to be the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. but—

So anyway—it’s May 26, 2023.

You know.

The day after Jesus 2.0 was born.

How’s everyone’s Boxing Day going?

Meritocrats?

Y’all doing well? (I heard “Yale Law” and “LSAT” trended on Twitter today; random…)

You know what came out on Boxing Day half a century ago?

Google it.

My name is Colson Lin and I got a 1600 on my SAT, bitch.

But I’m gonna inch my number of videos and images up to 1610 before bringing it back down to 1600.

Because I’m from Houston, y’all.

The moon was your first international dynamite.

Beyoncé was your second.

“I’m your 3.”

Hey guys.

If I is 1.

II is 2.

What does 111 stand for?

9.

Tomorrow night on “A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite”:

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ watches a Netflix show called “Beef.”

It was the first time he has seen so many Asian-Americans.

He has thoughts.

“They’re flatter, fewer-dimensional renditions of the people I’ve met and know. God’s coming out of all of them except the Satanic elite Wal-Mart lady (but I’m only on episode two). Wow. I bet when she and her Japanese husband are bored, they’d watch HBO’s A STICK OF DYNAMITE—”

Tomorrow.

Only on HBO:

“A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite” found God by breaking the meta.

It’s the show that doesn’t make sense for anyone in Netflix’s “Beef” to have known or heard about.

Because it would break the meritocracy.

Introducing:

“The Lotteracy” by CL.

If you’re too impatient to see the HBO episode:

Read it in real fucking time.

Every Friday night.

Only on @dumatology.

A time-stable book about God, written on Twitter over the course of a summer (“The Summer of the Second Coming”) on Twitter, in 16 chapters.

Backwards.

💍

Spoiler alert:

God is trying to rise out of every tribe at the same time.

The results are Satanic.

Y’all need a leader.

;)

Do you want your leader to be Godly or Satanic?

Wait.

Does God exist?

Holy shit, you guys!

That tweet went up at exactly 2:12 AM on May 26, 2023.

Tell me something:

Am I just a really, really good storyteller?

Or can my brother Ilya see that I’m channeling all of this in real time, because K. from TH Rogers spontaneously texted me to recommend—

The Bible made God boring. Postmodernity made God boring. God is boring.

IQ Test:

Which of the above is true?

“A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite” is bringing God back to postmodernity.

Yo elites—

Who among y’all ready to click on this video?

2023

[rattyoakenbitch]

❝𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲?❞ ─ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲

well, you may not like it but you better learn how

cause it's your turn now

❥ content ; gn reader, the company, crack fic, reader is from this gen, a bit of flirting but overall everything is platonic

❥ warnings ; language, somewhat lewd humor

❥ synopsis ; you have a strange sense of humor and it's hard for the company to keep up with what you say, so you explain yourself and teach them a bit of gen z slang 😎

❥ a/n ; this is literally just a stupid crack fic with my dumb sense of humor but yeah. if u wanna be added to my tag list, dm me!

It started off with a few.. creative insults, thrown here and there.

"Y/N, I am the leader of this quest, and you will not talk to me like that!"

"Or what? Cry me a fucking river."

"You best quiet down now if you know what's good for you."

"If you want me to shut up, maybe stop coming up with stupid things for me to comment on, you lumberjack lookin hillbilly."

"Who's Billy?" a voice in the back would say.

Despite any sort of consequences that may come, you just would never bite on your tongue. If you had something to say, it came easily.

"And just so you know, I'm not only insulting you, I'm insulting your whole family, you dense walnut."

"What in Mahal's name did they just say..?"

One way to get you going was if someone instigated an argument or annoyed you, that someone being mostly Thorin.

"Oh, power down, sass robot, and pull your head out of your ass."

"Please, you're so small and bitter like an espresso."

"Nobody asked and nobody cares that you're salty about Elves who didn't do shit to you. Your little Dwarvish cult isn't any better."

"Look, I get that you're short and stubby and you can barely contain your anger in that body of yours, but you are fr losing your gorilla grip on reality and you need to snap out of it."

"Go touch some grass lmao."

At some point, Thorin, who also had a large vocabulary, fired a shot at you, causing your blood to just about boil over.

It took Fili and Kili to hold you back from pouncing on Thorin and ripping his smug face to shreds.

"Y/N! Don't stoop to his level!"

"You're right, I'm going under it, muthafuka!"

Your colorful language wasn't just used in arguments, but in every day life, which honestly added spice and humor to The Company.

"Welp, the Orcs aren't far behind. Let's skedaddle!"

"Let's what now?!"

"VAMOOSE. SKEDADDLE. S C R A M. Orrrr dip, if you will."

"DIP???%+#!$!#("

Fili and Kili would just about short circut trying to understand what the hell it is you were saying, since they would hang out with you the most.

But that didn't mean the rest of the Dwarves weren't subjected to your 'eccentric' personality, as they would call it, and brain rotting words.

"Well, shit, at least you'll die doing what you love." You pat Gloin on the shoulder. "Say hi to Satan for me."

"????? If I die, I am haunting you first."

Gloin did not die and spent the rest of the day silently questioning who was Satan.

At one point, you were captured by the Mirkwood Elves and introduced to Thranduil.

"Yoooo? Elsa?"

"Mister Sir, I'm sorry, but walking around with eyebrows like that should be a punishable offense. Mf lookin like you stole someone's moustache."

"Oh - now I feel bad- SIKE!"

"Whoa now, I know you're old n all but don't have an aneurysm, that's not very girlboss of you."

After roasting the poor old man, you ran into Thorin again.

"OH! So that's why you don't have eyebrows!"

He would only walk past you and quietly mutter to himself, "Foolish modern creature."

In another scenario, way before being captured and held in Mirkwood, you were instead, hanging out with much cooler Elves, and met Galadriel.

"So.. You listen to Girl in Red?"

After explaining what the phrase meant, Galadriel finally got it and was flattered. She didn't answer the question, though.

Those were only a few scenarios, of course. Let's bring it back to the present.

You were walking along some trail together, doing quest-y stuff as always. You were in the middle of the group beside Fili, Kili, and Ori, who asked you to explain certain words and slang you used frequently.

"... That's... interesting," Kili trailed off mindlessly.

".. You have no idea what I'm even saying, do y-"

"Not a clue."

...

"... Y/N, what's a 'tiddie'?"

You let out a breathy laugh.

"It's another word for a woman's breasts. Or a man's. Whichever."

"Oh! So does that mean I have tiddies?" Ori asked joyfully, looking like a kid in a candy store.

You rolled your eyes, "Yes, Ori."

"What about 'mamas'?"

"It's mostly used if you wanna flirt with someone. But it's also used ironically because it's really kinda stupid."

"So when you say 'ayo mamas' to Kili, you're not actually flirting?"

You narrowed your eyes, kinda giving Fili a wtf look.

"No???"

Kili put a hand over his heart. "How could you do this to me? I thought we had something special."

"Oh, grow up," you laughed, playfully shoving him.

Fast forward to nightfall, you were forced to stop set up camp early due to some issues. The night only got worse when The Company couldn't seem to find enough wood to fuel a fire.

"Bruh moment."

"Quiet, Y/N, and help us look."

"I'm looking and there's still no firewood in sight, you fucking piss baby."

Thorin now had his full attention on you.

"Quit it with all this nonesense! What in Middle Earth is a piss baby?"

"I don't know, man! I just say shit to cope with stressful situations and the fact that I exist and I am in this bitch and there's nothing I can do about it!"

Thorin only blinked, looking at you stunned, and then returned to his work.

Eventually, firewood was found, and you all could finally make some food and lay out your bed rolls near the heat.

"I told y'all this manifesting stuff works," you joked to Bilbo, who was in line with you to get some of Bombur's stew.

"Do you think we could manifest ourselves to Erebor?" The Hobbit asked innocently. You laughed.

"Already on it."

You walked over to the 'li brothers' and sat with them after getting your food.

"Hey, Y/N, how do you say it again? This shit is bussin?"

You almost choked on the hot stew, and gave Fili a thumbs up.

"Oh, please don't corrupt my nephews," Thorin mumbled as he passed by, overhearing your conversation.

"Too late, shawty!" Fili called after his uncle.

Kili joined in. "Hey uncle! You look very pog today!"

Too tired to even respond to his nephews' childish antics, he again, whispered to himself, "Those two are going to be princes. Mahal, save us."

[velvett-tearss]

Asking the Haikyu boys what their star sign is

warnings: cursing, i make some dirty jokes, use of “good girl” in Atsumu’s, talk of astrology lol

characters used: kuroo, atsumu, oikawa, and kageyama <3

a/n: this is my first time writing characters that aren’t mine and my first writing post is on here so cut a bitch some slack 🥲 also this is NOT proofread lmao I’m sorry

KUROO - SCORPIO

you were both studying for your upcoming chemistry quiz that he always seemed to ace.

to be fair, he was the one who was studying while you scroll through you social media feed.

you sigh softly as an ad for one of those astrology apps came into your view. you raise a brow and turn to him.

“baby?”

“yes, kitten?” he asks and doesn’t look up as he highlights something in pink

such a little nerd 🤓 what isn’t there to love about him???

“what’s your star sign?” you ask

he finally looks at you with a raised brow before a smirk grows on his face.

he leans back against his chair and crossed his arm

inside you’re like 😏😏😏 bc look at his arms

no deadass get ur ass on netflix or Crunchyroll or wtv u watch it on and check his arms out bc

😊😊😊 I could have him manhandle me any day

back to the story sam, keep it professional

“which one do you like best?” he asks

he’s like 😋 acting all cute ... or so he thinks

“none. what’s your star sign?”

“awe, c’mon. there’s gotta be a favorite.”

“there’s not. tell me, tetsu.”

“there’s a favorite of everything, baby. just pick one.”

does he not understand it doesn’t matter what your zodiac sign is??? it’s the stars ?? and that you don’t have a favorite one ???

“my favorite periodic element is—”

“babeeeee—” you whine.

“awe, are you looking for our compatibility?”

can u answer the question sir 🙂

“what. is. your. star. sign. tetsu.”

“awwee, my baby is so cute!”

he kisses you and tickles you as you try and push him off

now y’all r rolling around the floor, trying not to piss yourself

and even though you’re laughing, you still want to know

but he literally does not tell you.

ATSUMU - LIBRA

you were just hanging out at his place, scrolling through tiktok or something when a compatibility video came up on your for you page.

you look up to him from your position on his chest.

“hi there.” he murmurs, looking down at you before kissing your head

baby is sleepy af but he likes looking at you so he stays awake

his hair is a little messy from laying around all day with you in his arms, but he’s cuter like this

☹️☹️ can u hear my tears lmfao

petition to make him real

jk he will ruin our society

as if it’s not ruined enough. 😹

and our economy lowkey bc why isn’t that toner bought and on his hair 🤔

anyway back to the story

“what’s your zodiac sign?” you ask

deadass he’s like 🤨 tf is that??

“have you never read your horoscope before?”

“I think ‘Samu might know.”

so y’all call that Gordon Ramsey up

“what d’ya want?” ‘Samu asks with a yawn

and Atsumu’s like twin 👯‍♂️

“what’s our zodiac sign?”

“uhhh, lemme think a sec”

so you and Atsumu r waiting for him like pretty little princesses on their lazy Sunday 💅

and then Osamu snaps his fingers

“darn, uhh . . . was it candice?”

‘Tsumu looks up at you to check

you give him a look bc you don’t remember a Candice in the zodiac signs

“Who the hell is Candice?” you and Atsumu ask at the same time

“Candice dick fit in ya mouth”

‘Tsumu hangs up ❤️

he slumps back in the bed all unmotivated

“that was no help at all ): ” he murmurs

“c’mon you’ve gotta have read something on it?” you say, stifling a yawn

he kinda just itches his little pudding head and his like “uh, I dunno. why do ya want to know this anyway?”

you sigh “when’s your birthday?”

“ya gotta guess, baby.”

😃 is all you do

“‘tsumu, when is your birthday?”

“gotta guess! only good girls get rewards.”

he’s all 😉

and you’re like 😐

you end up checking Suna’s Instagram because he’s got pics on pics on pics

you see a birthday post of the twins and their fight video 💀

and the caption is like “happy birthday to my little libras! (Dm for full vid, 10$ for HD)

and Atsumu looks at you 🙂

like “what does that mean?”

and you just bully him for being a libra and for his brother rocking his shit 😭

OIKAWA - CANCER

he’s walking you home after his practice, and he’s just kinda humming that one little tune when he asks if iwaizumi was his mom and he’s all like 🙂

yeah, that one

it was a good practice for him lol, he nailed every serve, and iwa’s spikes were so good *chefs kiss*

and his knee wasn’t acting up at all and he’s so happy

gosh

I love him and his knee

and he’s swinging your intertwined hands back and forth bc ik he LOVES holding hands

hold on y’all i got tears on the screen my bad

anyway

so you kinda look at him

and he looks back like the little angel he is 😇

“are you a water sign?” you ask him

he gasps so happily 😩👏

“y/n-chan, you’re so smart! how did you know?” he’s so amazed and proud of you and pepper little kisses all over your face

“what’s your sign?”

he starts to explain his entire chart in depth

like I’m talking about planets, degrees, houses

the full thing, he is so prepared

his entire life was leading up to this one moment

ik he’s a mars libra I just know it 😩

and you don’t even understand half of what he’s saying, but yes king go off 💅

he even tells you iwa’s chart bc he knows all that shit too

anyway, stan my enfj baby or else 🔪

KAGEYAMA - CAPRICON

so y’all are in his backyard, just passing the volleyball bc why not my king is a lonely one okay

can u tell I love him sm 🙂

and you’re just passing back and forth and just talking about your day and whatever

and tobi baby starts complaining about how hinata is friends with every single person ever

somehow??

like at the training camp he became friends with bokuto

who’s one of the top aces??

and then he’s friends with them iron wall hoes at date tech???

and he made friends with Atsumu lowkey??

and all of a sudden he’s besties with yamaguchi??????

“he’s such a gemini” you laugh

and poor baby is like wtf is that 🤔

and he’s so concerned and confused

he thinks ur speaking latin bc wtf is a gemini

you explain to him that it’s a zodiac sign but that confuses him even more

so you use your own zodiac as an example and how you kinda share certain traits of your sun sign, like other people who fall under that sign

and he’s starting to understand

kinda ish

and you ask him when his birthday is

and he tells you when

“oh my gosh, you are such a Capricorn!!”

he’s worried now

is that bad??? 🤔

“is that better than a Gemi thingy?” he asks

“none are better than the others”

he gives u that 😒 look bc there’s always one better than the rest

awe my little king of the court wants to rule the sky 😻

he starts to get into astrology and talks about it a lot lmao

I love this bc ik y/n loves teaching him things bc it’s like he’s never ever had thought that wasn’t volleyball before

his mind: volleyball, y/n, astrology <3

and now every time y’all go out and about he guesses people’s signs and it’s a game for y’all now

just tobio and astrology 🖤🖤🖤

[sadisticyouko]

honestly i tend to latch onto any characters thatre kinda fucked up and obsessive with their attraction bc yandere stuff is like. a really big vibe for me jfjdjfj and its why i sometimes project a bit of yandere-ism on other chars too jfksjf i be out here kinning himiko toga and shes not a low kin by any means- ACTUALLY i just remembered a song, its one im absolutely obsessed with, cant tell if itd be ur style or not but its Mx Sinster by I Dont Know How But They Found Me and its. very good creepy lover yandere song 👀 (their other song Choke isnt the same vibe but its an upbeat violent song which is really really fun too :3 )

also yeah i dont relate to hiei at all but im absolutely obsessed with him because he hits like. all of my points of Favorite Character. which means basically he checks off all of the points of shadow the hedgehog, who im equally obsessed with HFKSHFK the only difference is that hiei is much more of an asshole and has no problem with murder lmao. but hes SO. hot. cute. handsome. im literally thinking about him constantly daily and its absolutely a key part of my major kurama kin feels hfksjf i just want to hold him so baddd. sits him in my lap and kisses and bites him. edgy lil tsundere who owns my heart

also its no worries !!! i dont mind vents on my dash, hell on the occasion ill vent on my main too lol. its ur blog so do whatever the hell u want with it !! sometimes we just gotta yell shit out of our brain!

ALSO YEA IM VERY INTROVERTED TOO and conversing in asks like this at first is for some reason easier. less daunting. brains r so weird fbsjf BUT sometime. hopefully soon. i will try to dm u. or u can try to dm me first if u want fjdkfj hell if ud wanna talk on discord instead (if u have one) u could lmk bc i tend to be more active on there since im always chattin with my gf there lol. but yeah uve always just gave me a vibe of someone thatd be fun to chill with !!! (so hopefully we both can breach our introversion to actually chat LOL)

Omg I LOVE himiko 🥺 I kin her relationship with her family but I’m not exact enough to say I fully kin her 😂 I don’t really relate to too many ppl in mha (except maaybe todoroki, or ururaka on a good day) I kin so many people in yyh cuz I grew up watching it and reading the manga since I was 9 ! and then proceeded to read very inappropriate fanfiction for the rest of my life apparently 😂 so they’ve all had very strong influences on my personality ! yandere is a favorite vibe of mine, I haven’t heard those songs but I’ll definitely check them out ! i like the aggressive stuff so it sounds like it’d be right up my alley !

and omg that makes so much sense ! hiei is definitely … attractive >\\\\\< it’s the height that makes me conflicted tho ! I’m only 5 feet tall but I still struggle with the idea of it 😂 his personality is perfect tho 👌 definitely simp material, he’s still one of my all time favorite characters and for good reason ! I feel like if I think too hard about him I’ll fall down the rabbit hole of crushing on him and I won’t be able to stop, and kurama wouldn’t like that very much at all ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა

yea idk how but it feels easier like this for first time interactions ! It’s like I’m in a big open field and it makes me feel safer than if I were a bunny in the cardboard chat box or something IDK 😂 we’re just gonna play dm chicken until someone cracks 😂 I don’t have a discord but I’m almost always on here ! don’t be afraid to dm me ! sometimes my social battery runs out BUT I enjoy the interaction !! ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა

[imagines-mha]

1-A boys and their toxic traits

this is controversial but SOMEONE had to say it

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Deku: bro. i’m so sorry first of all i feel like i need to apologise bc his CAREER is his first love forever. and his mom’s his second. You’re actually lucky to score third on the list lmao he just doesn’t have the TIME for anything but working for his corrupt hero system smh 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bakugo: i. noah fence but do i even have to explain xx. He’s the type of mf to be like “hey btw noone can know about us bc im highkey embarrassed to be seen w you so dont tell anyone”. No fucks given about how you take it. Like ok luv chile lemme just real quick hide under ur bed when ur friends r here smh x

Todoroki: ok if he had to have a toxic trait it’d just be that he finds affection SO hard to understand. Like he’ll smother you for 2 weeks and then go MIA for the other 2 it takes a LOT to teach him so u gotta have patience. Also the WORST at texting back and he replies with K. when he’s not even mad smh

Iida: okay. I know us iida stans love his uptightness- its adorable i know. But SO HELP ME GOD IF IT ISNT ANNOYING IN A RELATIONSHIP. You’ll try kiss him in his room and he’s like “y/n NOT IN THE DORMS YOU HEATHEN!!!!!! YOU IMBECILE!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!” Will still also shout at you for running in the halls lmao you get no special treatment when it comes to his strictness

Kirishima: Ok controversial controversial. He’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have...once you actually GET THERE. He doesn’t think he deserves you, like at all- so the entire crushing/mutual pining period he’s giving you the maddest mixed signals. Like one night youre ridin him like a shetland pony and the next day ur like “hey kiri youre cute” and he looks at you like youve just broke into his home and licked his bedsheets like wtf

Kaminari: DID SOMEONE SAY UNINTENTIONAL FLIRT. Me i did x. The poor thing he really doesnt mean it in THAT way when he calls jirou beautiful or says that momo’s outfit’s really hot. He just LIKES BEING NICE. Its not HIS FAULT GIRLS GET THE WRONG IDEA WHEN HE HAS A 60 DAY STREAK WITH THEM ON SNAPCHAT AND TAKES THEM OUT MINI GOLFING. He’s so dumb sometimes smh. He is really apologetic tho BUT HE STILL DOESNT UNDERSTAND

sero: he’s such a free spirit but like, not at the same time? He just wants to straight up vibe and have a good time, and if you’re someone who complains a lot/ argues he’s quick to shut you down, and he goes for blood sometimes when he argues like,,, oof. He very rarely loses his temper but he’ll hit you with those cut-deep personal insults and sigh like you’re the bane of his existence smh

Kouda: the only thing is that he kinda expects you to do all the flirting. Like he’s affectionate but he’s like “i get too flustered calling you beautiful so as a result you’ll live forever wondering if i really love you or not xox” like MANNNN. He loves ur attention too so he kinds just basks in the compliments like a happy puppy but like,,, KODA SMH UR NOT A BABY FOREVER GROW UP

ojiro: if you saw him when you needed defended in a fight no you didn’t ❤️. This mf will go MIA. Off the fuckin GRID. The second you’re in an argument with someone. He’s like “i just like keeping peace y/n i never fight with ANYONE love and peace for life 😎✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻” but then the next week you see him arguing with kaminari front and centre in the lounge like a fuckin nativity play? If you need a big strong man to save you from getting beat up, just call kirishima instead save ur time luv

Tokoyami: bro im so sorry sometimes he makes you feel like u have the reading level of a 5 year old he’s like an alt tiktok gatekeeper ekfneidnw. If you don’t own DMs he’s JUDGING YOU. “My darling… i wrote you another poem…” *proceeds to speak with the most COMPLICATED vocabulary he’s like “i will now articulate to you my heart via song” n u just nod and pretend u have a fuckin clue

Sato: lmao what’s a diet??? eat my food or i’ll take it personal. Can’t get it through his head when you tell him youre only not eating every damn cake and muffin he makes because you don’t wanna break out in acne/ get unhealthy. Like this man will give you the most HURT look and be like “b-but y/n...i made them just for you…” he’ll NEVER understand

Aoyama: “look at beautiful specimen in the mirror y/n…” he says, carressing your arms and kissing your temples, “oh- and you’re here too!” smh he has a marvellous time reminding YOU how lucky YOU are to be with him, like you werent the one to save him from his lonely little life and pick all his spirits off the ground,,, he’s so vain ay the worst of times

Shouji: be honest w u he’s not toxic at all the only toxic thing about shouji mezo that’s toxic is the little bitch who cried when they saw his face and made him cover it up forever ugh

[bloopferheart]

Sk8ti theories!!

Spoilers for all the current episode of sk8 (up to episode 6)

- also sorry if this all over the place lmao

so i have many theories but i wanna talk about the one that im most leaning towards! so personally what i think is going to happen is that reki and langa are going to fall in love, they both fall in love with each other and i think there is going to be hinted canon romance??? i dunno they will DEFINITELY have a deeper bond than they currently are at. we can see that each episode they are getting closer and closer, langa is smiling more and they are starting to become more "touchy-feely" with each other (*coughs* the latest blessing of an episode we had, ep6, the beach episode <3). we can also see that they love each in the translation of the end credits the lines.  "i like what ive always liked", "lets keep feelings",  "lets keep your heart"  , "let's go together" ,"you are always in my heart" - (fuckin sobs kakjdsh). i see the end credits as a convo between langa and reki so these are things that *both* of them are saying. so, yes, i think it will be requited love....at first. (fuck here comes the angst)

time to talk about fucking ad*m,,,,so what i think is that adam is going to draw langa away from reki and sort of influence him into the world of reckless skating. langa is so drawn to adam that he starts to skate more dangerously and adapt the same ways of skating that adam does. becuase of his, he starts to drift away from reki. reki usually skates by the rules and doesnt cheat, or at least he doesnt go as far as adam does. reki is always ready to try new things but he defientley isnt as reckless as langa will end up being. reki will start to feel as though he is falling more and more behind langa until langai so caught up in reckless skating that he is just gone. reki realizes its too late and that langa is too far ahead he cant keep up (just like in the intro when reki falls and when langa doesnt turn around to look back at him and how langa dissapears). 

so, besides reki falling behind langa, how will this *directly* affect reki? well i defientley think that reki has some trauma surrounding adam considering how he fucking screamed langas name and had a nightmare about adam,,,like,,,,idk :( but continuing on, i think that langa is going to make a very dangerous bet, like a life threatning bet that impacts reki. and i think that langa *finally* realizes his mistakes when its too late. so, this is where my theory starts to go 2 ways. 

1) reki will,,,*takes a deep breath* dies. what if langa makes such a dangerous bet and adams influence is too much that he accidnetly kills reki? BUT tbh this is one of my theories that i dont actually lean a lot towards. the next one is what i actually think is more likely to happen based on the ending credits,

2) reki *will* get hurt, but emotionally not physically (or maybe physically but i dont think so). he will see that langa is never coming back to him (or at least he thinks that) and decides to just leave him. its at this time that langa realizes "fuck ive gone too far" but its too late too chase after reki because reki already tried chasing after him and langa just ignored him. reki and langa will then drift apart although as they spend time apart they realize how much they need and miss each. what gives me this impression is when the end credits say:

"we are grown up now, can be honest i will remember tightly tied shoe laces, lets make it , my favourite colour, its infinte, i like what ive always liked" this whole phrase reminds me of how anga talks about how he still thinks of the times when he and reki would skate *for fun* together, and not for the thrill/adrenaline rush.

"i like what ive always liked' implied hes always liked reki and despite drifting apart, he still does love him. his love for reki is infinite.(and rekis love for him is infinite)

"lets talk silly stories be with you forever i want to smile by your side" implied that langa (who i assume this verse is in the pov of) still wants to be with reki and regrets the choices hes made. "lets go together, go with you" he still wants to go with reki, he still wants to skate with him.

"even if tomorrow this world ends, i dont need anything special at the same pace as usual lets just be who we are. yes, "now" is so beautiful" so lets disect the first part of that, i think that by this langa or reki (i dont quite know who, i think langa tho) is thinking that all he wants is just go back to all the days (at the same pace as usual) and just go at the nice easy-going  pace they were at.

a very big indictor of langa realizing he sitll loves reki is the line "lets go togehter, go with you *not only in happy times*" i think that langa is saying that despite reki being upset and feeling behind, langa does in fact wish he had been by his side and he wants to be there for reki.

"at any time, be by your side", "lets go together", "as long as we have that feeling", "i am here by your side", "you are always in my heart" literally is so gay like guys cmon, langa deifnetley still loves him

so what happens next? langa now realizes he *does* love reki and that adam is a big piece of shit but reki is gone (reki still loves him and thinks about him tho: as seen in line “youre always in my heart” i believe this is said by both of them) 

so, in conclusion my favourite theory is that at the very end of sk8 reiki and langa will sort of have individual shots and then they will run into each other in the street, both carying skateboards. langa will reach out to reki to "catch him" or something idk SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN WITH HANDS AND WE WONT SEE FACES AT FIRST and then the shot is their faces and they look at each other and just smile! I THINK IT WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD ENDING AND I THINK IT WOULD FIT THE END SO WELL YA KNOW??? SO yeah!!!! thats my fav theory!! 

i do have one more i just wanted to touch up on tho :eyes:

HANDS!!! OMG HANDS R SO IMPORTNAT IN THIS SHOW MY GOSH. and as each episode goes on we can see they are getting closer and closer with their hands. it starts off ith taking off the water bottle, and bandaging each other hands, then the hand shake, the hand shake TO THE CHEST, and then as seen in episode 6, the hug, and finally langa reaching out to save reki and pulling him close. i have a feeling as the episodes go on they are gonna get more "touchy-feeling" and what if langa or reki like touches the others face or brushes hair out their face? like what if,,,,reki forgot his headband or cant find it and he leands over to fix his skateboard or something and langa just brushes the hair out of his eyes? or what if one of them puts their hand on each others cheeks and kisses them? IDK GUYS I HAVE A STRONG FEELING WE ARE GONNA GET A BIT OF ROMANCE- But uh yeah

I have a tone of angsty theories involving adam but i deinfetley think we are going to get a bittersweet ending,,,,

 I'll probaby upload more theories later on but these are them so akjdhsa yeah! my dms are open for sk8ti discussion and if u want my discord (which is easier to commuicate on for me) then just dm me!)

[cloveroctobers]

HARRY ZHONG (MITCHELL-WHITE)

IG info/bio: @/heedful.harry | 15.6k followers| hi, I’m Harry and I’m a business major. No, You don’t have to hold your applause 🧐

21 years old

From York, England

Cancer sun + ARIES MOON energy

He and his younger brother, Archie were foster children in the Mitchell-white household

which consisted: Harrison Mitchell and his daughter from a previous marriage, Briony, Piers White and together they had a surrogate carry their child, which gave them their second daughter, Pippa

Later they came to the decision to adopt Harry and Archie Zhong, if only that’s what they wanted too

It took longer for Harry to warm up to the family since he was still waiting and wishing for his mom to come back for them

He was diagnosed with IED around 15 years old

Goes to therapy for it and meetings with others with similar issues...he dreads the meetings since it makes him feel like he has a problem or something, which HE DOES but it makes him feel like a...but he knows that’s a ignorant way to think

He’s currently a business major and loves telling people about it *yawn* (don’t drag me lmao)

He’s thinking he’ll be a Financial analyst or a Marketing manager

The type of person who’s done a lot in his short life that it’s often unbelievable ex.) telling the villa he’s driven one of the cars that was used in the fast and furious franchise & getting pissed when bill and everyone else didn’t believe him

Harrison is a train driver and is normally bubbly + wears bright preppy clothes

He also loves Broadway, much to Harry’s annoyance...if he hears one more Hamilton song he’s gonna slam his head thru a wall stg

Piers is a music producer and is more reserved or “stand-off-ish” until he gets warmed up to you + his aesthetic is a rocker, yeah he’s got the whole tattoos and boots thing going for him, after all he was in a rock band

Piers makes the most $ and is of high status, which brought him and his family perks but is not a snob about it...it’s whatever ya know?

Harry’s closer to piers, feels he understands him more & can be kinda rude to Harrison when he’s in one of his moods but tries to be better at responding to him since he made him cry once years ago — yes he felt like complete shit afterwards

Harry is anemic so he always finds himself cold, experiencing fatigue, irregular heartbeat, and if he gets up too fast or moves too fast? Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the—FLOOO000R! (I’m making this joke as a person with anemia)

Likes cold weather since everyone else can feel what he feels on the daily

Plus he loves dressing for winter season, trench coats, wool coats, turtle necks, thermal t-shirts, fleece pants, rolled up beanies that keeps his ears covered and his hair glued to his forehead...you name it!

On the regular? He’s a khaki’s kinda guy, dress shirts, and loves wearing suit and ties...he’s not the biggest fan of jeans. He loves dressing fancy unless the measurements are bloody awful

I’m going by the alternative design for Harry and...whew! Then he’s 6’1 if we’re talking about the one they gave us then we all know he has a baby face, so I’d say he’s about 5’8

He’s got long legs + arms and hates how majority of his pants barely fit around his ankles

has dry scalp too

I feel like he’s pretty intelligent and sometimes it can come off as a know it all, yet, he’s always down to help people & isn’t condescending while doing so

He knows how to make soaps and would sell them on his etsy account in highschool where plenty shat on him for it so for awhile he stopped the hobby until Harrison encouraged him to keep at this if it was what makes him happy

Harrison is the type of parent you go to for comfort and hugs even if it might feel like he’s smothering you

Piers is the one who lets you come to him when you’re ready to talk about it, no pressure

Harry went to a high school that focused on technology so he’s all into the latest gadgets

This is a secret but he only got a apple watch to feel like a true spy

His intelligence got him somewhere with a few ladies ;)

He’s a certified freak, 7 days a week and had a handful of hookups and about 4 gfs in his life so far

He’s kinky!!!

& has a f**t fetish

His past relationships were not long relationships, which sucked but Harry felt like...this might sound arrogant, but it’s either their lost — although there was never any bad blood with his breakups! or his person was still out there somewhere...

I haven’t fully played his route (AJ stole my ass since I couldn’t romance seb or Nicky sorry) but I’ve seen screen caps and he’s a total sweetie if he’s really committed to you, you might be his “true love”

He’s nervous opposed to his usual confidence when he’s chatting to other ladies with ease, with you it’s different, it’s magnetic, nerve-wrecking, butterflies, electric, and exciting all wrapped in one

I feel like he shows his love language with quality time but also enjoys physical touch from his partner

Picky eater

But he was worst as a child! Barely ate anything which led to him being lanky or it’s in his genes but mostly he wouldn’t eat a damn thing

These are a few of his favorite things: figs, green tea, and almond milk

makes the best spring rolls with the rice paper, those are superior than fried! “Fried food will kill u u know!” “Okay bill.” “Iona, don’t know if u had too much to drink but, erm I’m Harry.” “R/WHOOOOssssh! And you’re s’pposed to be the smart one, yeah right.”

outside of the villa he found himself continuing his friendship with bill—even tho he pisses him off sometimes since he’s always got some shit to say but they’re probably the closest, Iona she’s always honest and is always a good time to be around when they hang out, Then there’s Camilo and Miki that he hangs out with too

Is the first one sharing about his day in the group chat with all of the villa, he can feel half of them rolling their eyes at him since many feel he tends to exaggerate

if he’s not endgame with mc...he kinda feels a way that Genevieve found her happiness in seb instead of him, it’s not that he’s bitter—he genuinely liked her and felt like maybe they didn’t try hard enough but deep down knows relationships can’t be forced. It’s just his ego trying to control things that’s all! plus he was comfortable with vieve even if it felt more on a platonic side...oh well

once slid into jen from s1’s dms one dark stormy drunk night & admitted on live that erikah kinda gave him some tips before going on the show... & that he thought one of the new girls that entered the villa was a better fit than one of the originals from s2 which caused him to get blocked by said original OOP

Has a circle of close friends outside of the villa, they’re all brainiacs and have something going for themselves

Enjoys action films and biographical drama films like: James Bond, John Wick, and the social network

Isn’t ashamed to admit that he loves using sheet face masks but isn’t the greatest at following a consistent skincare routine

Has his own back massager that he spent a lot of $ on since it wouldn’t go on sale and then a week later...it went on sale

sends a lot of “🙃🙂” texts when you piss him off

probably worked at GameStop, the apple store, Godiva, and currently works at a electronic repair shop for a side of cash but is looking for a internship since he’ll be graduating next year

Always Keeps cough drops on him? 

is a huge cuddler & falls asleep easily

His brain is always active, experiences REM sleep often

fav video games are tekken & hitman

owns a drone now 😏

also loves strategic board games & riddles

Took quarantine life seriously, did his research before it completely broke globally and started buying shit excessively in person and online that he sent most to his family before the campus shut down

Is the friend that will check on his friends :)

Keeps his dorm and his room back home CLEAN af, is OCD about everything being in order/organized. Will know if you touched his shit, Archie felt his wrath many times before

Has a life goal board in his closet, & plans to be fully established by 25. More power to ya Harry!

Celeb crushes: Victoria justice, Jesy Nelson, Deepika Padukone, Brec Bassinger, jasmine tookes, and princess Mae

Who does he listen to? oceanfromtheblue, Galimatias, Ta-Ku, Aries, Tyler, the creator, rich Brian, NIKI, viji, & AJR

Anthem = DPR IAN, “So beautiful”

[samanthadalton]

barely on here because no one left to talk to. You're obviously gonna answer this defensively but the hard truth is the people that defend you on here don't know the real you. I'm a follower from your early stages and as you have gotten more popular it's clear you like to receive attention. Not a bad thing but you allow the wrong kind. Yea you're gonna say stuff to me like why r u here.. well I will unfollow so no worries there. The hard truth. You aren't who you used to be in the beginning (in a negative way) you don't have to answer because I will have unfollowed after this anyways. But the people that flock to you aren't your true friends

I actually know firsthand experience from things people have told me. You get defensive and gaslight them. You deserve happiness but not at the cost of others happiness.

This is the only (and last) ask from me. I honestly mean no disrespect. Just dont fall off the edge. You're barely hanging on.

lmao okay there’s so much to debunk here

1. i haven’t been on here much bc life has been really crazy and i haven’t been able to keep up with social media as much (it is literally not just tumblr). i’m allowed to be inactive on my own account i don’t owe people anything if i have my own shit.

2. yes im an attention whore, i’ve stated that multiple times (joking in case you take it seriously) but when i first joined tumblr i had no idea how to use the app, i was brand new so obviously im different since im more myself now, if you don’t like that then im glad you unfollowed

3. i have never asked anyone to back me up when i get sent weird asks or anything, people do that on their own whim bc they see that it’s weird shit, so that point is null and void

4. i have never gaslighted anyone on this app? idk who you’re talking to but i barely speak to people through dms, i mainly interact on the dash

5. glad to see i’m a topic of conversation for you, stay obsessed 💜

i would never force anyone to follow, defend me, or anything of the sort, the fact that i’ve received non stop hate and harassment on this account since like my 4th month on being here when i really do not do much is just super weird. lol you meant no disrespect but have the audacity to attack my entire character? ffs i’m done

i don’t owe you anything at all, i got a hell of a lot of shit going on and it fucking sucks when i escape to tumblr and see some of the same shit on this app, i will react to things based on how i perceive it and i hate that people tell me what i can and can’t react to. i usually don’t let stuff like this get to me but i hate when someone random asshole (yes you) tries to tell me who the fuck i am. so keep talking about me to whoever you’re speaking to bc idgaf imma post my fics and my choices content and whatever the fuck i want to post.

thanks 💜

[chocosvt]

So there's this boy from sch that I worked with a couple years ago and he's super tall and cute, v shy too which is just 😭👌 the most 💫 endearing thing 💫 but the thing is I've never really talked to him since then and a mutual friend posted a pic and he was in the pic and I just 😭 bc he's still so cute and I'm so- I'm so dumb bc he'll never like someone like me 💀 he prolly alr forgot me 😭

WAIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE VERY SOLID CRUSH MATERIAL!! 🤩 gosh i love when boys r both cute and shy bc honestly too many men are doing a lot of talking but not a lot of listening and respecting and staying out of other ppl’s business 👺 so i am very much so agreeing with ur taste here it is quite lovely! and omg ur story is giving me honey boy vibes 🤣 i wish i could give you some helpful advice on how to perhaps ... slip into his radar ... but i am pretty useless at that stuff bc when i like someone i make it my absolute DUTY to ensure they will never figure it out! maybe u could like slip into his dms like “omg i rmbr working with you! wow what a job that was blah blah blah” n omg u are most definitely good enough to snag him it is just being cursedly shy that is a problem 😪 but if he’s shy too then!!!! u never know u just nvr know!!

AND THAT’S ACTUALLY FUNNY U BROUGHT THIS UP BC SMTH SIMILAR HAPPENED TO ME A FEW DAYS AGO 🙏 i will try to make the story brief for Purposes Undisclosed but !!

BASICALLY in 7th grade i had my first crush on this boy who very nice and sweet to me! my friend and i had this inside joke where we would scribble messages in this old glasses case i had— we would nvr let him see the msgs so he thought we were writing abt him 😭 and the whole year he tried to steal my glasses case from me!! no joke my friend and i would literally beat his ass down in the middle of our snack break whenever he stole it ✋ anyways he ended up switching schools! on his last day he hugged me n gave me a note (which i kept KEKSK i can add a picture of it).... then i hardly saw him!! SO FLASH FORWARD YEARS LATER! I SAW HIM AT THE GROCERY STORE W/ HIS GF AND WE STRAIGHT UP MADE EYE CONTACT FOR A GOOD THREE AWKWARD SECONDS 😪

i think we were both trying to distinguish each other bc one: wearing masks, and two: it’s been freaking forever obviously we look different! not sure if he recognized me BUT I KNEW HIM lol. so crazy how life can work like that! but this is his note lmao i just blurred out my real name and his name. it’s crumped as hell rip

[vbee-miya]

[romantic matchup]

╔═ @kingof-spades ═╝

𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚞𝚙 - 𝙾𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚞 𝙼𝚒𝚢𝚊

This man is the total opposite of his brother. Thus he wins as being the favored twin. Tragic really 😔✌🏼.

U. R. SO. TINY.

This mf is like 6’1?! You’re like what 4’11? This boy is in love.

He loves how blunt you can be and admires that for you. He seems like the person who could accept the hard truth and still be fine.

He’s honest and he knows what it feels like to get lied to straight to his face so you’re all good.

You’re hungry? Don’t worry. Grab your jacket and shoes and head over to the car.

We’re going shopping.

I don’t really see any PDA with him. But he’d be alright with it. He just won’t make the first move.

AYO! He wouldn’t mind you being clingy, sure he’d be a busy man but if you need anything and I mean ANYTHING he’s got your back luv.

You’re a foodie? He’s a foodie? RESTAURANT DATES!!! But at the most underrated places. Expect to take like two hour travels around Japan for the best and most underrated areas.

NIGHT MARKET NIGHT MARKET. 😌😌

He would love love love to spend the night away with you just living in the moment filled with different aromas of foods.

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Downside of this relationship is that he seems like a person who doesn’t deal with emotions. Like he’d rather push his emotions down to feel a certain control, cuz unlike his older brother he’s not extroverted. So his efforts in things would tend to take long and or come out unnaturally.

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚞𝚙 - 𝚈𝚞𝚓𝚒 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊

Ah yes the classic tattoo and tongue piercing couple.

You guys won’t be that rebellious just because you have those. Sure maybe some old lady in the streets gives you two a nasty look but Terushima wouldn’t mind. And would just happily hold your hand in the streets. 😌😌

I think he’d have the urge to lie to you, but he’d fail miserably and he really just wouldn’t know how to keep his own secrets. For others he’s got them, but for himself he’d accidentally expose certain facts about him that you may not have even thought to be true about him or even possible.

Sneaking out on a weekday just to hang out with you and the amount of snacks he brought? HELL YA!!! This boy is a god at “let’s hang out” literally.

He��d know the best places to go to around the neighborhood or just the area and the best places to get snacks. 😌😌😌

CUDDLES WITH TERUSHIMA HDEKIEKSISKD he’s a hella good hugger. So if that’s one case relaxing in his arms feels like heaven.

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Downside I feel like there isn’t that many except that mayhaps he’d get a tad bit too cocky. He’s stubborn if you try to prove him wrong and he wouldn’t and couldn’t accept that. But if you’re taking it out rather than blaming he’d be chilling. “Ya you’re right. Sorry Y/N.”

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚞𝚙 - 𝙰𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚞 𝙼𝚒𝚢𝚊

Lmao. He’s a habitual liar.

He would definitely poke fun at you as a joke and wouldn’t understand why ur crying.

He’s a little bitch and would complain about shit. “Y/N thé past is the past. Forget about it, why are you still talking bs about them? For what I know they seem to be doing better than you.”

*K.O. Y/N reins victory in this round*

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The only good thing about this relationship is how I know for a fact he’d find your tattoo super cool and if you want snacks he’s got you. Cuz honestly he does too.

Again another really fun request. Hope you enjoyed your results @kingof-spades . Sorry if I might’ve left any blanks. Or if the characters weren’t who you’d hope to get m(_ _)m

Pictures edited by: @dublemiyachiaseed

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For those who are still waiting please be patient. I've had a pretty busy schedule and workload. DM me if your request has been pending for about a month now.

𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝙼𝚢 𝙽𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝) 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚄𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜