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#ts3#sims 3#ts3cc#sims3cc#s3cc#4t3#4t3 conversion#johziii's cc#mine:clothing#no sfs link yet cuz it wont let me upload hmph#creator: belaloallure
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Hank hill and dale gribble comic 👍
#Smthn abt croc snapping and being crazy is so funny to me help haha#I laughed so much drawing his expressions here gahhhhh#Maybe cuz hes so stoic.... It makes it x10 more funny to see him explode idk#Love them boffff ♡#One Piece#Dofuwani#Dofladile#sir crocodile#donquixote doflamingo#Shichibukai#Comic#Digital#More Ipad SHit I lowkey hate it but at least its gettin me to finish stuff HMPH!!!!!!!#Fanart#Edit; fixed crocs rings lmfao
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#eh canon event ig ?#*points at lqq* YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT#also that part when he got drunk and passed out in an open grave ??#and he cursed for the first time ??#I'm afraid this has happened a lot in the span of 800 years#ALSO XIE LIAN CURSING IS MY HEADCANON OKAY I JUST KNOW HUA HUA FALLS MORE IN LOVE EVERYTIME XIE LIAN SWEARS HMPH#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#tgcf meme
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Perceptive kid, I wonder just how much they pretend not to overhear.
#ignooore that a5 bonnie doesnt get the nice resolved versions of their discussions with sif.. i still think they can navigate it eventually#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isat loop#isat bonnie#lucabyteart#the dialogue in this kicked my asssss. trying to balance loop's evasiveness and layered meaning...#to spell it out: it's not that loop is actually *that* worried they'll hurt bonnie. it's that they think siffrin is being a fucking idiot#and being extremely sloppy in their protection of their party by trusting them to not be a loose cannon. THEY simply wouldn't#be that irresponsible if it were them!!! hmph!!! ... because they care. and because they maybe Are a little worried.#they don't want that responsibility. they gave that all up. stop making them responsible again. stop stop stop#and as for the other half of the meaning here: get called out idiot. not on purpose of course. bonnie doesn't know (yet).#but it's a brisk reminder of the hypocrisy (since even if loop makes sly reference to their identity to sif all the time... one must wonder#how often it actually sinks in that that's true....? it must be hard to get your head around when you refuse to admit that your habits and#demeanor have changed so drastically since then. like wtf thats not what i would do! clearly a different guy ! faker !! and yet...)#but yeah idk i think about loop and bonnie's relationship a lot. the one party member i dont think loop could ever bring themselves to be#mean to. because cmon. thats a kid. but still... the emotional distance probably stings even worse than usual.#and once bonnie finds out.... ! well. that emotional distance probably stings. even worse. than usual.
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The sanctity of my personal space is a fuckin joke to some of these people!
(Alternate Joke Reply below lol)
#…..hmph…#Anywways…#askthisfishprince#eridan ampora#homestuck#ask eridan#eridan ask blog#roxy lalonde#eridanxroxy#erirox#(is that their ship name???)#(idk…)
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what are they doing...?
oh!!!
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you are gonna be part of our friend group, BOY. you'll see
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステッドワンダーランド#ツイステ#mmarts#twst yuu#twst oc#twst grim#lilia vanrouge#sebek zigvolt#jack howl#epel felmier#ortho shroud#deuce spade#ace trappola#twst spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7#his hmph was the cutest tho iwanna put him in a microwave
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Time to go home Saffron 😌
#ff#ffxiv#kaiien#saffron#Gaius#ig#anyways yes I skipped all of werlyt because I don’t feel like drawing it rn and I want Saffron and everyone to be together#hmph#ok anyways#just a cute comic hehehe#papa Kaiien…#Saffron doesn’t know but Kaiien has already adopted her in his head like months ago…
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cant decide if i forgot how to draw after my holiday 😶🌫️
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shadow can be a soft goofy goober bc he’s silly and cringe but only if he’s very 15 about it
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The Cat King: *seductively* hello, beautiful
Edwin: *pulls out a knife* I will NOT hesitate to stab you.
The Cat king:
#where did you even get that knife from Edwin#this is just thomas being thomas#i said what i said#hmph#TCK#the cat king#cat king thomas#thomas the cat king#Edwin payne#edwin paine#catwin#edwin x the cat king#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#dbda#incorrect dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives incorrect quotes#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes
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hmph. your highness demands another stuffed animal to cuddle
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Thinking about fox shifter!Childe who loves to chase bunny shifter!Reader. He chased you when he first met you, fox paws pinning you down in your squirming rabbit form, until you wore yourself out and he took you home with him. But after he knows you, he still loves the chase.
The tinge of instinctual fear intermingled with nervous thrill in your scent makes his blood pump. His fox ears are out, tail streaming behind him as he chases after you, following the noises you make as you bound and leap through the forest, trying to stretch out the distance between you and him.
You’re fast, but Childe has trained tirelessly over the years to hone his senses and master his body—both human and fox form, and the in-betweens. So he gains on you, your scent growing stronger to the point he can almost taste it.
He can tell you’re tiring.
Once he closes the distance and catches you, hands wrapping around your waist and spinning you around, he pushes you up against a tree. Before you can get a word out, he tears through the sleeve of your shirt with sharp claws, his fox features still present with the adrenaline running through his veins. Your noise of surprise is ignored. He swipes his tongue along your neck, savoring the taste of your skin: slightly salty from running, but your sweet scent is so strong here. Childe can hear your blood pumping, see your pulse fluttering, and he can’t help himself.
He bites.
Sinks his teeth into your skin, where your neck curves into your shoulder. You whine in shock at the sting of pain, but a shiver runs down your spine. His canines are sharper than a normal human’s, but he takes care to not break skin—this time.
He pulls back slowly when you thump your fist into his chest.
“Get off! Why did you have to go and tear my top?”
Childe runs his tongue over his teeth. He can taste you on his tongue, in his mouth, and he grins. “You ran from me.”
Your fingers brush over his bite mark. “I thought that was the whole point of what we planned,” you complain. “Why am I getting punished for it?”
“That’s not a punishment,” he says, blue eyes darkening. “It’s a reminder that I’ll always catch you, no matter how far you run.” He’ll be satisfied with the possessive mark left on your neck for now. It will fade in a few days, but that will be the perfect excuse for him to chase you again.
#and you bite him when you get home because if he gets to do that to you then you want to leave your own mark on him hmph#anyway idk what came over me I wrote this on the floor instead of folding my laundry#tartaglia x reader#childe x reader#genshin impact x reader#x reader#reader insert#tw: suggestive#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#my writing#my writing: drabble#I also need a tag for this shifter au argh I haven’t come up with a fic title yet#does this make sense idk if it makes sense#I’ll look over it after I fold clothes and I’m normal again
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Pairing: 3DWD/Bunny Baby Rating: Mature Word Count: 2.7K Tags: Daddy Kink, Dirty Talk, Power Dynamics, New Relationship, Confession of Feelings, Origin Story, Groping, Office "Sex", Orgasm Denial, Teasing, Age Difference, Size Kink, Yearning (oh the yearning, the chase!) A/N: Woke up one morning thinking about them, couldn't stop myself from pouring it all out into a doc. I don't think about their beginnings enough. I hope you enjoy. ❤️
Bucky suspects something is amiss when he feels more eyes on him than he’s used to as he walks into the office after lunch.
Truthfully, he’s used to eyes on him wherever he goes, but he’s not used to the silence.
Hmm.
He carries on down the hallway towards his office, unbothered yet curious. He quickly stops to check in with Pepper, confirming their outing with their newest client to the nearby fabric district. Bucky is grateful she seems as excited as she is; it’s always thrilling to take on a new client and start a project from the ground up.
He turns and heads towards his office, fully intending on spending the next hour he has before their outing ensuring his deliveries and meeting times at the Romanoff house later tonight are squared away, when he stops in his tracks.
The second and final clue that something is amiss.
He’s embarrassed to admit it, to recognize it.
Steve is here.
Bucky can smell him. That overwhelming and intoxicating smell of masculinity, of ruggedness. Cinnamon, sandalwood, citrus; it drives Bucky insane that he can’t pinpoint what the notes are. Steve has claimed he doesn’t wear a cologne. Bucky calls bullshit.
Nobody smells that good, naturally and without any help.
Nobody.
The smell of Steve in his office building, on his floor, nearby, immediately puts him on edge. He wills his knees to keep him upright even when his body and mind want to cave immediately. There’s no way Steve is here. Bucky must be imagining it, his subconsciousness conjuring up the smell in his mind in order to distract him, in order to force Bucky to think of Steve when he’s convinced himself he doesn’t want to.
No, he won’t be distracted by a crush, by a one-night-stand.
He reaches for his keys, opens his office door with ease—
And nearly falls to the floor.
Steve is here. In his office, standing at his office window seemingly admiring the view of the city just outside it.
What is Steve doing here? More importantly, how did he get into Bucky’s office?
When Steve turns to look at him, expression riddled with proud mischievousness, Bucky immediately takes pause. He can’t let Steve think he has the upper hand even though he’s surprised Bucky at his place of work. He can’t let Steve’s sweet talking ways and his rugged sex appeal chip away at Bucky’s self-control and boundaries.
This is unacceptable.
But Christ, Steve looks good.
He looks better than good— he looks sexy as hell.
His beard is neatly trimmed, his hair infuriatingly windswept. He looks as if he’s come off the farm after a long day's work: well-worn jeans, a navy blue henley that clings to the bulk in his arms, a pair of reliable boots. A leather bomber jacket with a sherpa collar is tossed carelessly across one of the chairs opposite of Bucky’s desk. The ensemble’s sticker price would send Bucky reeling into a coma, but one would never know it.
He’s certain Steve doesn’t even know how much his clothes cost and that’s because he doesn’t care. He doesn’t have to care. And the thought of Steve not caring about price tags is enough to ratchet up the arousal Bucky is trying uselessly to ignore.
Stay strong.
“Hey, Bunny…”
Fuck.
Bucky’s willpower clings to its existence.
Bucky takes a deep breath, steps into his office, and closes the door behind him. He ignores Steve’s pet name for him even though it digs under his skin in the hottest of ways. Nobody has ever given him a pet name. Bucky doesn’t do pet names, is too strong-willed and confident for them. No partner has ever babied him or given him sweet names or worshipped the ground he walks on.
Steve did it from the moment they locked eyes.
Bucky sends out feelers for his willpower, questions if it even exists when it comes to Steve.
“What are you doing here?” is all Bucky can damn near choke out. He steels his spine and walks to his desk, barely able to put one foot in front of the other.
When he chances a glance up and over at Steve, he nearly whimpers. Fuck, he’s so sexy, Bucky can barely stand to look at him.
Steve shrugs.
“I was in the area, thought I’d stop by.”
A lie, one that Bucky can call him out on.
“No you weren’t. There’s nothing around here that would interest you.”
Steve chuckles and the noise goes right to Bucky’s groin.
“You interest me,” he says matter of factly, pushing away from the window. “Thought I made that pretty clear, Buck.���
Bucky swallows audibly, makes a show of turning his computer on.
Yeah, pretty fucking clear. The older man has all but professed his love for Bucky, sent him endless gift deliveries, whispered his affection and awe into Bucky’s skin, laid himself bare and—
Stop.
No sex, don’t think about sex with Steve, god.
“How’d you get in here?” Bucky presses, ignoring the hot press of Steve’s presence against the line of his back.
He can sense Steve’s easy grin even if he doesn’t chance another look up at him.
“I sweet talked my way in. I’m pretty good at sweet talkin’. Ain’t that right, Bun?”
He doesn’t think Steve understands the power of his sweet talking ways, even as he jokes about it.
Bucky thinks he’s sweating, can feel the drops of it pooling in the curve of his lower back, can feel it on his upper lip. It’s embarrassing. He can command a boardroom, lead a design team, walk confidently through rooms, homes, exhibits he himself has designed. He’s confident, overly so, is bossy and demanding and overbearing.
And here he is crumbling under the mere words of Steve Rogers, a man ten years his senior who has been relentlessly chasing after him ever since their first date.
This is what Bucky gets for sleeping with Steve on their first date. But fuck, who could blame him?
Bucky feels as if he’s going into heat.
When Bucky turns to admittedly flee from his office and demand security come take Steve from it, he runs right into the familiar wall of packed muscle. The older man doesn’t even hesitate; he grabs onto Bucky confidently and purposefully.
“It’s easy to get what I want, Buck. I’m a man who’s used to getting what he wants,” Steve murmurs, a mitt for a hand cupping the back of Bucky’s head, the second pulling Bucky snugly against his front by his lower back.
When their bodies meet, sex is all Bucky can think about.
“That’s why I’m so frustrated with how difficult it’s been to get the thing I want most,” Steve tells him, his voice taking on a gravely edge that damn near sends Bucky under. “I appreciate a good chase, I love good back and forth. But goddamnit, Buck— what the fuck are you makin’ me wait around for?”
Bucky feels the burn of shame in the form of a blush build on his neck.
The thing is, Bucky doesn’t have a good answer and he’s ironically afraid to admit that he’s scared. This isn’t traditional, this isn’t normal, what he shares with Steve. Their age difference is surely to be frowned upon, Steve’s position as a CEO will surely make it seem to others as if Bucky is just wanting into his pockets.
More prevalent and more difficult to admit is that Bucky’s not used to Steve’s treatment of him.
He doesn’t think he’s deserving of Steve’s treatment. He doesn’t know what to do with his attention and his affection and the way he wants to surround Bucky with an endless flow of devotion.
Steve’s fingers tighten in his hair and Bucky all but moans, bringing his hands up to curl his fingers into the front of Steve’s shirt. He wants to curl his lips up in a snarl when his fingers find their way into the fuzz just underneath said shirt.
“I won’t have you denying us something good because you want to be stubborn. I won’t have you stopping us from having each other because you’re afraid.”
Bucky does what he does best when he’s backed into a corner— push.
“I don’t want you,” he weakly attempts, the words making his gut churn and his throat burn, his body rejecting them immediately.
Steve smiles, crowds Bucky further against his desk.
“Don’t fuckin’ lie to me, Bunny,” he turns and whispers into Bucky’s ear, their bodies curling tightly together. Steve easily pulls Bucky into him, a hand on his nape and now an arm around his lower back, reminding Bucky what Steve does to his body.
Just the presence of Steve, the press and bend of their bodies together, does something to Bucky that he’s never experienced with someone else.
When Steve squeezes at his nape, pulling Bucky’s attention upwards, the older man’s exhale sounds like a groan.
Bucky’s vision blurs when he feels Steve’s growing and impressive erection dig into his belly.
“You’ll learn not to lie to your Daddy over time,” Steve tells him, breath hot on Bucky’s mouth. The title goes right to Bucky’s own growing erection, arousal shooting through his body hot like lightning, his mouth dropping open to let a whine easily slip out.
“You may try to lie to me now, but your pretty little body can’t lie to me, oh no. Sweetheart, your body can’t lie to me. Just look at’chu…”
Bucky is finding it more and more difficult to remember why he’s spent weeks denying Steve another chance with him. Steve’s hands feel like magic on his body, like Bucky can drop the facade and feel. And once Bucky’s eyes lock with Steve’s ocean ones, they drive that point home even further—
Let go.
Unsurprisingly, Steve sees the internal waver.
“There he is,” Steve coos, deliciously pursing his lips around Bucky’s bottom one. “There’s who I’ve been chasing.”
Steve presses another hot kiss to his mouth, Bucky’s knees buckling.
“Who I’m done chasing.”
Another long and hot kiss that Bucky helplessly moans into this time.
“Who I want.”
Just when Steve dips his tongue into the next set of kisses he gives Bucky, he trails his lips down the column of Bucky’s neck, sucking his way down it. Bucky doesn’t even fight the way his eyes roll back into his head.
“Want is an understatement— I’m damn near obsessed. You may be afraid to show your true feelings or give into this, but I’m not, Bun. I can’t stop thinkin’ about you. Everything I do in a day I wonder what it would be like to do it with you by my side. When I go to sleep, I want you there. When I wake up, I want you there.”
“Steve…”
“When I touch my cock, I want you there. Fuck, do I want you and your tight, little bunny ass there.”
It’s as if he’s lost all sense of himself as Bucky hears those words. He curls his fingers around Steve’s thick neck at the same time he moves to wind his legs mindlessly around Steve’s stocky waist. He knows Steve will hold him, that Daddy won’t let him fall, and he’s proven right when Steve does just that with a heavy exhale. He gathers Bucky easily up into his hands, obviously appreciating the feel and weight of Bucky in them, before sitting him on top of his own desk.
“Christ, I miss you, Buck,” he tells him in between kisses, hands holding onto either side of Bucky’s face. “Tell me you miss me too, baby.”
Bucky’s moan grates against the front of his throat.
“I miss you,” Bucky murmurs, reaching for Steve’s tongue with his own. “I miss you so much, Daddy.”
Steve groans into Bucky’s mouth.
“Fuck yeah, missed that. Missed the hell outta that. Lemme hear it again, Bun.”
Easily, eagerly.
“Daddy…”
Bucky lets out every ounce of pent up want and need he’s been ignoring over the past weeks and pours it into that word. He digs his fingers into Steve’s shirt, yanking at it until his hands meet the warm skin of his stomach, pulling at the older man until Bucky’s hands slide easily around to his muscled back.
Steve’s skin is so shockingly warm it forces another moan out of Bucky’s throat.
As someone who runs cold, he misses that warmth.
“You’re such a fuckin’ brat,” Steve mumbles between kisses before he’s smirking. “We’re gonna have so much fun together.”
Bucky is more than ready to let Steve fuck him on his own desk, in his own office. The thrill of being chased by someone he’s so wildly attracted to combined with the surprise of him showing up at Bucky’s office to confess his feelings has Bucky feeling like a live wire. His dick is so hard his balls ache, Steve’s hands on his body coaxing noises of pleasure out of him that others are sure to hear.
If they saw Steve walk in though, they shouldn’t be surprised by what’s happening in here.
He turns his cheek and bites at Steve’s bearded jawline, reaching for the older man’s belt buckle, fingers digging into his zipper to feel the pushback against the metal.
“You got a party tonight?”
Bucky is too distracted by the feel of Steve’s thick cock beneath the denim of his jeans to register his question.
It’s a bite on Bucky’s own chin that pulls him back into his brain.
“What?”
“Don’t you have a Christmas party tonight?”
“How…how do you know about that?”
Steve’s teeth catch Bucky’s bottom lip between them. Bucky’s toes curl in his dress shoes.
“Pepper told me about it.”
Of course she did.
“I’ll pick you up at 8.”
What?
Bucky’s vision may be blurred, but he’s certain Steve is pulling away, suddenly widening the gap between them. His dick aches something fierce between his legs, yearning for Steve’s touch, Steve’s mouth, Steve.
“What?” Bucky asks, unable to hide his breathlessness, running a hand down and over his mouth.
Steve’s reached his jacket now and he turns to Bucky, slipping his arms into it.
He barely looks affected by their office rendezvous at all.
“I’ll pick you up at eight at your place. Make sure you pack a bag; you’re comin’ home with me tonight.”
Bucky resists the urge to collapse back onto his desk.
“Are you…are you insane?” Bucky huffs, doing nothing to disguise his annoyance at being left in his office to deal with his own erection. He watches through half-lidded eyes as Steve walks back over to him, stepping between Bucky’s spread legs and reaching for his throat.
“You thought I’d come in here, profess my love, and give you my cock?”
Bucky’s neck goes lax at the word love, but he curls his lip anyway.
“Yes?”
Steve chuckles happily into his last set of smacking kisses before squeezing at the fingers around Bucky’s throat.
Fuck.
“Daddy’s got a lot to teach you.”
He gives Bucky’s cheek a light smack.
“You make sure and wear somethin’ pretty for me, you hear?”
Bucky doesn’t argue. His heart slams against his ribs. He hears Steve at the door of his office.
“I’ll have what I want you to wear underneath it sent over.”
Bucky not-so-slowly collapses backwards onto his desk, chest falling and rising rapidly, dick throbbing in time with it.
“I’ll see you soon, Bun. Don’t ignore my calls.”
And just as surprisingly as he showed up, Steve’s gone, leaving Bucky a damn near hyperventilating mess atop his once pristine desk.
With too much to think about, Bucky focuses on settling his breathing, on easing the ache in his dick without the time or place to take care of himself. When the absurdity of the situation hits him, when the full force of his crush on Steve makes him kick his feet where he lies, Bucky giggles.
And once he starts, he can’t stop.
Steve was right— they’re going to have so much fun together.
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going seventeen ep. 26 – what the hell is that
#his little “hmph” in the last gif njkfg#minghao#dk#lee seokmin#hoshi#going seventeen#svtgifs#97source#svtedit#svtcreators#usersvt#*#*dk#*mh
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