#hmph.

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

contrary to my entire vibes i do actually enjoy anachronistic media sometimes. a knight's tale is one of my favourite films. the thing is, the anachronisms in AKT are done deliberately to achieve specific effects. singing queen during a joust is a choice to establish knights as the rockstars of their age and this moment as the popular culture/entertaiment of its time. that is a decision made for artistic effect and to convey a specific mood.

what would have pissed me off is if, instead of using queen, they had decided to use, like, baroque string ensembles, because all history's history and who cares that it's three or four hundred years off, it's the past, ain't it? or if they had treated lances as if they were made of metal and interacted with them as if they were made of metal and all it would take is one google search to confirm that no they don't work like that and they didn't do it -- and at the same time had put a ton of research into another aspect of material culture, like making all the heraldry spot-on...

when you aim for historical plausibility in some areas of your story and then completely miss the mark with everything you didn't care about enough to even google it, that is when i get pissed off, and i am also pissed off that no editor, copyeditor, proofreader etc so much as went "hey, does parchment work like that?" because they SHOULD have done

[tonguetyd]

@vessels-two-front-teeth oh since you asked so nicely. It’s a video 😅

X

[endlesslyanya]

if you don't reciprocate my level of obsession is not gonna work

[turian]

i love seeing other people on the dash who know gale did nothing wrong though

[bubmyg]

294/547 posting a picture every day until jeongguk is home

[gilligould]

i should be dozing off next to someone sweet and handsome. but instead i am in ohio

[skyward-floored]

Tried to draw swamp Link but he kept coming out looking like Wild no matter what I did T^T

welp onto picrew

[pixieshallowed]

you’re telling me i’m not one of the girls?? there’s nothing suspicious happening i just wanna hang out with you!! :(

- @httpseishiro

no!!! oracle decided you are not one of the girls!!! we can hang out another time. ten feet away at all times.

[inblazes]

" doubt it would be ew if your s/o bit you. smth. " lumine shush

"Yeah, but-- We know when to get a room."

His stare is completely deadpan.

[sincerelyaudri]

So. I believe I've waited long enough. You finally ready to tell me about that raging crush you have on me?

— @thebetterhaitani

the first time you stop by in forever and this is the first thing you say to me?

[deviouslordhades]

Hades...

Im sorry for dragging you into my personal conflicts... It's just-

You're the only person who seems to actually enjoy being in my presence... Besides the pea bois...

@xxskull-trooperxx

You best keep in mind, I am no plaything for you to drag along to your self-made conflicts.

Whatever enjoyment I feel has quickly faded to disgust, seeing the manner in which you treat others who've done nothing to deserve it. And it will be that way with all the others who will find your currently vile presence even mildly decent, lest you make amends...

[Ahem.]

I believe everyone you have wronged deserves an apology, and for you to treat them much better after. Then, you may be appreciated like you so desperately wish.

I personally don't appreciate such unprofessional behavior myself. I am not afraid to send you to the underworld of the Norse, where you will navigate those halls as your eternal demise. I've many, many other reapers.

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

I'm sure Daruk is very proud of yo-- oh you mean the sage of fire

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

MORE THAN HAPPY TO!

[thisperfectmonsoon]

being an adult sucks.

[kittenchanc0rrupti0narc]

ᕱ⑅ᕱ i had you for breakfast >:3

…

I do NOT look like that.

[guzmabuglord]

Judging by a much prior post, you seem to hate Professor Kukui.

Why?

- CT

He and I go back awhile, that’s all. We don’t see eye to eye no more, haven’t for a long time… stabbed me in the back, yo, I ain’t forgiven him for that.