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hells-greatestdad · 9 months ago

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"It's illegal to be straight during Pride Month."

"I don't count because I'm the King, so therefore I am exempt. Thank you."

He's joking. Or is he.

#ic #open #//he's joking #inb4 someone questions his claim that he's str8 lol #(he is the way I play him but have a running joke w a mutual that ppl constantly assume he's not)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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knockknockwhosthereartistism · 5 months ago

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The worst trauma comes from those who you love

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goodluckdetective · 5 months ago

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I’ve started playing dnd again and the campaign I’m in has the pitch that we all must be characters from written works. The plot is we got thrown out of our own stories and must find our way back.

I am Hamlet, a warlock who made a pact with his Dad’s ghost (it’s absolutely his Dad’s ghost, he wasn’t tricked at all, ignore the fiend patron type) to get revenge on his Uncle. But this post isn’t about him.

Because our cleric, the one entrusted with keeping the party full of heals, the only person with healing magic, is House MD.

“Wait Iz!” You cry. “House MD is a television show, not written fiction.” You’d be correct. Which is why our cleric House is not from the television show.

He’s from a fan fiction.

It’s as funny as it sounds.

#the joke is he looks like airbrushed hugh Laurie #iz rambles #dungeons & dragons #DnD

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maccamania · 6 months ago

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Has anyone done this yet?

#how would he know..#gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanford pines #stanley pines #shitpost #ford pines #edit: what do you mean my most popular post is a 9/11 joke 😭

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rovermcfly · 6 months ago

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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

#rover rambles #I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is #but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is #possibly even worse somehow #and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them #in fact I have attempted it many times #I simply am stupid

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as-i-watch · 8 months ago

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Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

#he really stroke a nerve there lmao what an aim #he has done this kind of jokes so much the whole season but this time it feel extra dad #dungeon meshi spoilers #as i watch dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #marcille

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lovely-p-issues · 2 months ago

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#would you fall in love with me again #odysseus #odysseus x penelope #penelope #the odyssey #epic the musical #IT'S JUST A JOKE #I KNOW HE WAS SCARED and angry IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY #spoilers #ig

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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blaithnne · 3 months ago

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Live Mel reaction

#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh #I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao #look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now #I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made #this is what you get instead #it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST #cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense #but an enby can dream #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #mel medarda #jayce talis #viktor arcane #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #sketch #shitpost #meljay #jayvik #meljayvik

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spidertroupeart · 3 months ago

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the jokes write themselves

#donutarts #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #twitter takeover #im sorry chat the joke was too obvious for me not to make as a gay sonic fan #this game should not have come out.#i am going to make up for the years i spent avoiding the sonic games #maybe ill get into the comics too #who knows #i already made an oc #but he hasnt been revealed here yet so hush

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wukyma · 2 months ago

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In the light of recent events I have a very vivid image of Poseidon or his sirens munching on WiFi wires

#epic the musical #the ithaca saga #he was like #you DARE come to my land #after DISRESPECTING me with a whole song about my ass getting beaten by a homeless man #i won't have this here #im joking but that's really hilarious tho

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dudedidujust · 3 months ago

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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne #hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower #Batman we cant see #well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just #looks so resigned #Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind #Duke is having the time of his light #he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon #its a fun joke for Duke #its a matter of life or death for the rest of them #Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #signal #duke thomas #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #superman

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ruushes · 1 year ago

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

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