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Cloud Retainer will act so formal and put together, but. In a romantic relationship, there will be. A Notable increase in how affectionate she is to her person.
#hc; cloud retainer#//She likes close physical contact; be it prolonged hugs or even casual touches meant to be special#//Is why it is a Big Deal to her if people esp men touch her so casually#//Either you are family (adopted/seen as such) or you are a s/o#//Or you aren’t; and you will instead end up with a Very Annoyed bird lady#//At BEST#//She wasn’t so clingy before Guizhong’s death—even then; Guizhong was the one who could most easily get away with casual touch#//Now; Xianyun adopted her habit; to honor her and bc she realized time can be Short for loved ones#//Getting an attachment like that can spark Hella anxiety; esp considering anybody she’d ever deem worthy to get close to would be fighters#//All her dearest friends and/were after all#//Save Guizhong; but look where the lack of fighting skill got her#//Xianyun cannot bear to be with someone who can’t fight on par with an adeptus; at Mjnimum#//Too easy to lose; and she doubts they’d let her keep them in her realm for the rest of their life#suggestive#//BC it is worth knowing her sex drive also takes a hella Spike once she’s comfortable in a relationship#//You think she’s affectionate? wait until she gets the go aheads to initiate intimacy#//She will NOT hesitate to nor will ever refuse if her partner initiates#//Is a soft dom for the most part; but give her the right partner; ESP if they are competitive like her#//Well; she does love a good healthy wager/competition to get in the mood; if they wanna top her so bad; they should try & aim for the gold#//In public with her s/o; she does love walking arms linked or pinkies brushing at very least#//She thinks it’s cute#//She sometimes does so with Madam Ping on a whim—shes her closest friends; after all. if she ain’t wed; Xianyun has plans to court her
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unoriginal joke
#Gravity Falls#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Stan Pines#shitpost#I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah#This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.
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Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.
Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!
#still going strong#yeah we’re old#butch#dyke#wlw#lesbian#queer#wives#this is love#happily married#lgbtq#golden gate bridge#life with my best gal#the hot wife is even hotter now
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i love hamburgers !!!!!!!! 😁
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#This feels too accurate lol#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#lol#tumblr memes#dank memes#humor#twitter memes
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
#unfortnately we cant have the best and truest parts of french working which are:#free heathcare tons of vacation good labour laws and fair wages#but hey we can at least have the french work ethic#live from the musain#france#step six if the boss is mistreating you execute him
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay#They're going to act like your best friend at first#And slowly get more agitated#the more you try#To stand your ground#But they're not your friend#They're trying to sell you something you don't want
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I'm WHEEZING at arcane twitter's general consensus on this moment
#laughing and crying at this#THEY'RE CRYING THEIR BEST OK#GIVE THESE BITCHES A BREAK 😂😭😂#arcane spoilers#arcane#vi#jayce talis
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Native Miku🩷😆😆😆
#my art#native artist#hatsune miku#miku#vocaloid miku#native Miku#indigenous art#native art#miku fanart#gumi#digital art#gumi isn’t having the best time at the powwow
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Devastating news today. Sorry to have to post these drawings in these circumstances 🥺
I love her a lot, she will be deeply, deeply missed 😔
Dame Margaret Natalie Smith CH DBE (28 December 1934 − 27 September 2024) ✨ Rest in Love.
#maggie smith#dame maggie smith#best actresses ever#artists on tumblr#nathsketch#illustration#my art#art#rest in love#rest in peace
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He is THE King (and the father)
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor#he's my best friend he's my pal he's my homeboy my rotten soldier he's my sweet cheese my good time boy#if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this circus and then myself
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#meme#memes#dank memes#humor#shitpost#funny memes#memesdaily#fresh memes#dark humor#dankest memes#lol#lmao#funny#jokes#relatable memes#best memes#tumblr memes#funny post#hilarious#lol memes#funny pics#relatable#meirl
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i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep
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alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy
#we have him to thank for the beauty of gravity falls#truly a life changing show for me#gravity falls#alex hirsch#the book of bill#book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pins#ford pines#billford#best of kip (apparently)
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