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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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theyre like those couples kissing in the middle of the hallway
#my art#fanart#one piece#monkey d. luffy#sanji#black leg sanji#lusan#sanlu#im on impel down rn so i needed a pick me up .. lusan my number one#anyways in my mind sanji tries really fucking hard to look suave and cool w luffy but hes not usually hyper confident when showing affection#so whenever he does no matter how small luffy loses his fucking mind
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is there blood on jayces hands or just ketchup?? who knows
#every time i draw jayce i lose a little of my love for life#his minecraft ass jawline is my number one nemesis#also this was supposed to be a cooldown sketch and i got carried away#art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#my art#arcane#jayce talis#jayce arcane#league of legends
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You gave those wounds to your god, Enki. Did you think they would heal so easily?
(Uh Oh! Someone gave the priest catholic guilt!)
#fear and hunger#enki ankarian#fear and hunger enki#funger#digital art#csp#illustration#my art#pixel art#enki#hiiiiiiiiiiii so fear and hunger is great!#played it for 4 hours last night for the first time and I love it 🥰 I’ve made a half hours progress lol#I keep losing the save coin tosses#I can’t believe this is what it took to make my art brain turn back on smh it’s patho all over again 🤣#not surprisingly enki is my fav immediately a sickly rude wizard priest? yeah that’s my number lol#fun fact I edited a wiki for the first time while making this#his page didn’t have his crucifixion dialogue and I couldn’t find a transcript anywhere#so I had to go find a video with the scene so I could transcribe it myself#and I was so annoyed by the end I added it to the wiki 😂 hopefully I did it right I copied the format of the rest of the page#(note that I didn’t even own the game at this point akkajdksdj)#also! this is partially based on a fic I read! it got me thinking about how he’s walking around w stigmata#also part of why I even knew there was crucifixtion dialogue#I’ll link it in a reblog I don’t remember the name rn#oh wait should I tag this for blood? idk#tw blood#insects
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Idk Idea 001
Just read It's Just a Prank, Bro by Tachvintlogic on AO3 and, man, now my brain is coming up with concepts for a similar idea like:
Danny having many run-ins with Constantine where Danny will say something or give some "advice" for something he sees as a Problem TM.
Note: Danny does not have the same views as most people on what is and isn't good/bad.
Their first interaction: They meet at a bar and Danny warns him about his smoking habit. Constantine ignores the "advice" and later it turns out his current box of cigarettes have been laced with poison. Constantine—after leaving the Justice League's medical ward a week later—proceeds to lose his goddamn mind about this random guy who maybe knew about it.
Constantine goes out and tracks down this guy he met once in a bar only to find that Danny has no idea what he's talking about poisons and assassination attempts, but is he alright? Danny being concerned for this dude who tracked him down and doesn't even care that John was accusing him of being part of the assassination attempt.
(No Ghost King!Danny AU where Danny retires as teen hero and now is living his best life as just a dude who goes to work and—sure, occasionally visiting friends in the ghost zone—doesn't do crime fighting much anymore.)
So Constantine leaves convinced Danny is Just Some Guy and this was a coincidence. Danny walks him to the door politely and cracks a joke about being careful not to trip on cracks on the sidewalk, don't want to make it easier on the assassins, right?
Two days later, Constantine trips on uneven sidewalk and accidentally sets off a trap that gets him kidnapped by assassins. Goddamnit.
Just, accidental prophet Danny.
#Danny's not doing it on purpose lmao he just talks or makes jokes aND IT HAPPENS#Constantine loses his mind about it after they test it and confirms it's not on purpose and Danny can't just decide what comes true#ideas#DaeBear Ideas#gonna just start labeling ideas by number just to see how large the number gets lmao#idk what to call this AU tho... whatever let's just go simple#Accidental Prophet Danny AU#text#DPxDC
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If Hogwarts used Emails
From: Percy Weasley <[email protected]>
To: Filius Flitwick <[email protected]>
Subject: CHARMS-ASGMNT 3
Dear Prof. Flitwick,
I hope this message finds you well. I am currently working on assignment 3, which is about the history of Weathering-Modifying Charms and whether or not they should be regulated. I also remember you writing down mobilicorpus, which is the spell for moving bodies of those who found themselves unable to walk. I was wondering if you meant mobiliarbus, which the spell to move plants and trees, which is closer to the subject?
I would greatly appreciate any guidance or suggestions you have to offer.
Thank you and have a great night!
Percy Weasley
W8008569
From: Filius Flitwick <[email protected]>
To: Percy Weasley <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: CHARMS-ASGMNT 3
whoops typo yeah it's supposed to be mobiliarbus
-Flitwick
Sent from my iPhone
#harry potter#percy weasley#pls ignore the student id number#dont look too hard#i swear this is how they make you sign your emails#filius flitwick#i feel like he would be this type of professor#i want you to know#this interaction is happening at 2 am#they both are lowkey like why are you up#but they cant judge#charms#charms hw is hard#idk#also this is literally how all my emails go i feel like#i be making sure there are no typos and shit#my professor: oh yeah lol#its like thanks i guess#percy is banging his head against a wall#i need you to know#I guess the first ones could be appropriate#esp if it was a natural disaster#urmmm#I didn’t research too hard#pls#also Oliver is trying to sleep and watching Percy lose his mind with this email
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Riko didn’t care about murdering Neil in live TV because his life was over the second they lost that game. he had nothing to lose.
#he’s built his whole life around exy#so best believe he would be punished for losing#i wonder what people thought when they saw riko the number one striker in exy trying to murder neil josten#there most likely will be a documentary about the ravens#but in live tv is crazy#all for the game#aftg#neil josten#foxes vs ravens
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the thing that really gets me in mha is that like. before deku gets his quirk everyone is like you cant be a hero at all. which at the time makes sense bc all might is number one but like at all??? thats crazy. and then woah he has a quirk and he can be a hero and gets into the top class of the top hero school and we immediately meet a guy whose power is just tail. his name is tailman. and another who i kid you the fuck not is a diaper wearing misogynist whose whole schtick is he has sticky balls. and they’re like these r the top students ever!! the future of japan!! and deku is like i could have never gotten here without all might!! meanwhile ojiro is sitting there like a singular fucked up backflip away from being in the same boat as him hello?? looking at him straight on he’s just man?? are you serious right now. and then deku loses his super cool quirk whatevs and has to wait forever for his super powerful best friend/lover/enemy? to buy him a super cool gadget thingy whole time fucking tailman is over here on the same level as the kid who makes lightning bolts strong enough to fry the human brain come out of his hands
#this is not ojiro hate its just truly baffling#like that entrance exam you want to tell me ur furry tail got u in??#literally fuck off#me on my way to fight giant robots with my dog tail#mha#my hero academia#i mean i get that ojiros whole character is to show you dont need a flashy quirk or whatevs#but then#WHY CANT DEKU BE A HERO WITHOUT SUPER EXPENSIVE SUPPORT GEAR#maybe not the number one obvi#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#bkdk#but in a like historical i am a mere historian recounting a tale way#not in a shipping way#a factual one#mineta minoru#denki kaminari#if i was deku and spent my whole life being told i would never get anywhere in life and then miraculously got powers#and walked into the top class of the top hero school#and a red haired mohawk fuck came up to me and was like#hey im kirishima my superpower is i get hard#i would lose my shit#completely#AND THEN#THE GUY WHO BULLIED ME FOR BEING QUIRKLESS (my lover)#DECIDED THE HARD GUY WOULD BE ONE HIS BESTIES#NAHHHH#kirishima eijirou#i just cant
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November 2019 -> November 2024
#darby allin#brody king#jon moxley#this is making me sick … five years ago he could escape mox and turn it into a pin#but this time around brody knows him brody has his number exactly and doesn’t let him go#and Darby has been so wild and careless since losing to mox that it just makes sense that he can’t repeat escapes he used ON mox#FUCK
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Ryu loses his shit and starts killing people with kazuma and their first kill together as partners in crime <3. Kazuma obviously gets comforting headpats and hair playing as a reward for a job well done. It gets easier for him each time.
The british judiciary has caused them both so much harm, this only makes it fair, right?
Challenging to draw but im proud of it. See you all soon ;)
#rlhs#ryu loses his shit and starts killing ppl au#kazuma helps him#ace attorney#dgs#the great ace attorney#dgs2 spoilers#tgaa2 spoilers#dgs spoilers#tgaa spoilers#tgaa au#asoryuu#ryuaso#kazuma asogi#ryunosuke naruhodo#kazuma asogi not in a collar yet#im so not normal about this#thank you to my number one fan#and anyone else who joins me on this ride#alternative universe
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"Fearne...are you with me?"
"Always."
#critical role#cr3#orym#orym of the air ashari#fearne calloway#fey blossoms#crying screaming throwing up#this line got me so much#zero hesitation. she is ALWAYS by his side and he is ALWAYS by her's.#don't wanna be without ya by penny and sparrow was on repeat while i worked on this#i love them so so much#for the love of god let them both make it through the solstice 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#i just got a BAD feeling abt it...smth isn't gonna go good and idm what#but i cannot stand losing any of the hells...they're all so dear to me#however. these two. priority number one for me.
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LAKE MISSOULA x JONAS VINGEGAARD
credits under cut!
lake missoula - richy mitch and the coal miners // jonas vingegaard - team presentation, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard, tadej pogacar, and remco evenepoel - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // tadej pogacar and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // wayward son - rainbow rowell // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // it's down to legs - caley fretz // jonas vingegaard - stage 20, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // a poem on hope - wendell berry // jonas vingegaard and remco evenepoel - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // quora user shulamit widawsky // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 (getty images) // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // 'now the fight is over': jonas vingegaard concedes tour de france battle for yellow, but still aims for second - adam becket // jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // video: jonas vingegaard and matteo jorgenson consoled after heart-breaking end to stage 19 of 2024 tour de france for team visma | lease a bike - kieran wood // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // 'probably the hardest moment of my career'-- jonas vingegaard on his crash and fight to be ready for the tour de france - stephen farrand // jonas vingegaard's tour de france was a venn diagram - iain treloar // rise up and salute the sun: the writings of suzy kassem - suzy kassem // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2023 // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // vingegaard exhausted after tour de france: may cut season short - sjoerd valkering // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 20, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // the thing is - ellen bass // "if you had told me four months ago that i would be second, i wouldn't have believed you" - jonas vingegaard disappointed but proud of his tour de france - ondrej zhasil // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (nbc sports) // alfred lord tennyson // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // remco evenepoel and jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and wout van aert - tour de france 2024 (team visma | lease a bike)
#obligatory jonasposting#i don’t know if i got the vibe i wanted to capture?? i feel like watching jonas race this year has ultimately been about hope#like the entire thing at its core feels like a leap of faith- of course visma was obsessively running numbers behind the scenes and#trying to prepare him as well as possible#but in the end he still hadn’t raced since april. he still had less than half the preparation and a massive question mark was following#them to the startline#but he still came. and he still believed. and everyone around him believed beyond everything else-#staff. commentators. fans. everyone was holding their breath because they don’t know where to place their bets#so it all comes down to crossing your fingers every time he gets a mechanical. saying a prayer under your breath when he loses 30 seconds.#and then stage 11 comes along! the tension is suddenly resolved and it’s like seeing the sun again!#but then things start to go downhill- but everyone still keeps hoping. the commentators i was watching were still saying “if” instead of#“when” about his podium in stage 21 because despite everything people still had hope! they don’t want to lay down the hammer#and even when he still finished second#the grief still mingled with the wonderful and beautiful fact that he still did it!#you take a step back and against all odds jonas vingegaard came back from the brink of death and podiumed the fucking tour de france!#and that heartbreak and wonder can coexist. you didn’t hope for nothing. the sky is still blue. the sun still shines. he made it.#sorry long tag rant i’m a yapper at heart y’all#me reading or listening to anything ever rn: omg this is so jonas coded!!!#jonas vingegaard#jv#tadej pogacar#remco evenepoel#wout van aert#wva#matteo jorgenson#tdf#tdf 2024#tour de france 2024#tour de france#cycling
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God i love this image. Flip phone. Gun holster. Saucy pose. It has everything
#PEAK amuro. this is the ideal gundam pilot you may not like it but its true#hes asking char to lose his number for the 9th time#i wanna redraw this#amuro ray
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au where godot gets therapy and becomes a math professor after getting out of prison
no cuz i had so much fun with this
he either teaches 13ish year olds Algebra 1 or OR he teaches adults who are learning mathematics later in life! He’s trying to lay off the coffee at his therapist’s insistence. He’s gotten down to only 3 cups on a good day.
Pearl/Maya channels Mia the day before his very first lesson, and he practices the whole lesson plan on her because he’s actually nervous. </3 That’s the last time he’s seen her.
ngl i really love math teacher godot HAHA im genuinely so endeared to this idea???? putting many more hcs in the tags >:3
erm uh yeah but then i doodled squirrel godot and had fun with that too so here’s him HAHA
and yknow what sure here’s some cat lawyers from like 3 weeks ago that i’m never gonna post otherwise. epic post, artichoke, you’ve done it again. 😎😎😎👍👍
#ace attorney#fanart#prosecutor godot#godot#diego armando#mia fey#godot math teacher saga#maybe one day i’ll give math prof godot a redesign#okart#many more hcs here:#he practices his lesson plans now sometimes on pearl or maya#sometimes even wright#…sometimes#HES SO HAPPY THO#HE LOVES HIS JOB#he teaches a lot of random law facts during his lectures and tries to get the kids interested in the legal world#he tells his students to yell at him if he starts brewing coffee during class#he still won't just take his coffee supplies out of the classroom tho#he teaches how negative numbers multiply to be positive by saying#‘if a good thing happens to a good person… that’s good.’#‘if a bad thing happens to a bad person… that’s also good’#his students are always frightened when he says this cuz he breaks a mug with his bare fist as he does so#if he’s teaching kids; the kids LOVE the mask#he finally takes it off one day and the kids LOSE THEIR MINDS at his scar too#uhhh hc for squirrel godot he likes apples#teacher godot does too sure#yeah 👍#phoenix wright#maya fey#q
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childhood friends au danny is submissive the same way a dog wearing a muzzle is submissive, send tweet.
#he's not domesticated he's tamed#danny fenton is not the ghost king#cfau#childhood friends au#cfau danny#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#i have another post thats literally just this but it talks about a few other things that i associate with danny's character in CFAU.#including a number of crane wives songs. but i am out of creative juice to be all poetic#fun fact had a concept for him that will never see the light of day where he was going to wear a simple black choker everywhere that#his friends could tug on to get his attention. if anyone else tried though they'd lose their hand. i ultimately scrapped the idea#tugging on a collar like you're telling a dog to heel#if you ask me what songs i associate with CFAU Danny i'll tell you#you can leave gotham but gotham never leaves you. she loves her children like oil loves animals#its not fun if it isn't a little toxic
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imagine having a personality that sucks so much, no one you ever meet can bring themself to take you seriously even if you're literally one of the strongest people in the world. among literally only eight people.
and then imagine you still have such a high and unyielding self-esteem of yourself, in no universe you'll ever so much as come close to consider that maybe you're the problem. obviously you're not. there's just no way you can be when you're so damn great in every way
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr text post#khr skull#like listen i too am always up for a good old deep dive into what skull's character /could/ have been in canon as much as the next person#but you could never make me love him more than the skull we were canonically given just as he is#like imagine this is your reality and meanwhile the power scale in khr literally goes like this#kawahira > arco > everyone else#and yeah within the arco it goes reborn > the rest > skull#but it still makes skull the /eighth/ strongest person in khr#but this is still how he lives because his personality just sucks so bad#which he'll never do anything about it because he's always going to be his number one fan comes hell or high water#that's so funny#also remember when he almost blew up a middle school because this one middle schooler just wouldn't listen to him#ZJDLSKSK HES SO- 😭😭😭#this should have been canon actually peak skull's character#anyway skull's such a successfull loser because there's nothing you could ever tell him to make him even consider that he IS in fact a lose#and THAT'S what so great about him btw. if you even care
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