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Talmudic insult of the day “vinegar, son of wine” (said to someone who has a cool dad)
#Talmud#jumblr#RIP rabbi Eliezer you shouldn’t have been a fucking snitch#how do you live up to a dad that had laser eyes though that’s tough
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im very busy and working on like 7 things at once but here i am still drawing them for my warm ups
#griddlehark#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt shitposting#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#hope you can read the very tiny text in the phone one#i am LIVING#at first i was gonna have gideon just do that thing that like older brothers do#where they do a finger gun and say LASER I WIN#and then harrow getting mad at her or something#but i figured a nice scissoring joke would be funnier
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This is what motivational posters look like in decepticon bases
#transformers#maccadam#decepticons#combaticons take this as religious scripture#(starscream voice) lets not beat a dead horse when we can beat a live one#(skywarp voice) whats a horse?#(megatron about soundwave) hes a laser guided smart bomb in meetings
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#I saw new Zircon art recently and it awakened me and two other Zircon artists like skeletons with laser beam eyes#the courtship#lawsbians#in front of a live yuri#su#steven universe#yellow zircon#blue zircon#the zircons#zirconshipping#this-is-another-name if you’re reading this hiiii your Zircon art whips#thanks for reintroducing zircon art back into the pool now I’m obsessed with them againnn
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The wedding misadventures of Rick Jones and Marlo Chandler
As the wedding is about to begin, Hulk and Captain America are helping a very nervous Rick Jones into his tuxedo. While in another room, Marlo is being helped into her dress by Betty Ross and some other women. As she looks into the mirror, Marlo is frightened by the brief appearance of Mephisto reflected back at her. Before the ceremony, there were some surprising appearances such as Northstar who happens to be dating Hector (Hulk's friend from the Pantheon) as well as Rahne Sinclair, Guido Carosella and the unmasked version of ROM Space Knight.
As the wedding ceremony begins, the priest who looks like Peter David reads the book to the bride and groom when they are interrupted by the arrival of Drax the Destroyer. Everyone is surprised when Drax presents an invitation, even though he wasn't mailed one. Nonetheless, they have Drax sit next to Adam Warlock. Next, the wedding is interrupted by the supervillains - Wizard, Absorbing Man, Mister Hyde and the Living Laser. However, they have not come not as wedding crashers, but as attendees, as they too have invitations. In reality, the invitations got mixed up so they were given to the wrong people. The Hulk is about to start a fight with them anyway, however, Doc Samson convinces him to stand down. Rick Jones then agrees to allow the villains to stay for the ceremony. Things get even worse when Kree and Skrull ships arrive with more attendees. The special occasion does little to soften the relations between the two races. When one of the Kree tries to start a fight with Talos the Tamed, the Silver Surfer steps in to prevent the situation from escalating further.
Just before the ceremony is over, it is interrupted by a final surprise guest, Mephisto, who has come to claim Marlo's soul. However, he faces opposition from both the Silver Surfer and the Hulk. The Hulk resolves to handle the situation himself, and seeing a bright light in the sky, he admits his belief in the possibility of a higher power. This apparently gives the Hulk the strength to beat Mephisto back, forcing him into retreat. However, Mephisto gloats how this "defeat" is part of a much larger scheme to damn the Hulk. The wedding is quickly completed and Rick and Marlo are made man and wife. During the reception, Marlo is congratulated by the various guests including the surprising appearance of Death of the Endless, who has come to give Marlo a gift. Once Marlo accepts it, Death quickly leaves. Marlo isn't sure who the woman was, but she and Rick open the box and find a beautiful hairbrush inside.
Incredible Hulk #418, 1994
#Rick Jones#Marlo Chandler#Hulk#Bruce Banner#Doc Samson#Leonard Samson#Betty Ross#Captain America#Steve Rogers#Mephisto#Northstar#Jean Paul Beaubier#Drax#Arthur Douglas#ROM Spaceknight#Silver Surfer#Norrin Radd#Talos#Wizard#Bentley Wittman#Mister Hyde#Calvin Zabo#Absorbing Man#Carl Creel#Living Laser#Arthur Parks#too many to tag#marvel#Death of the Endless
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hector “you can speak better than that polydamas the only true bird is patriotism” of troy and teucer “i heard of a stupid loser and he looked exactly like you and yknow what youre the same guy do i need to be more obvious” son of telamon are my favorite cousins of all time like wow zingers really do run in the family dont they
#the best part about them is that they want to kill each other with lasers but apollo said No#i imagine they would argue for enrichment in their enclosure. unfortunately theres a war on and theyre destined for sorrow#anyways i reread teucers debate w menelaus in ajax again. god hes so fucking funny#saw 1 article sayin ‘teucers petty insults dont endear us to his cause�� and i go ‘maybe not YOU but III am a petty bitch who lives 4 drama’#teucer#hector of troy
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Vierapril day 29- Future/Shape
Tuesday still can't believe this is real, and, frankly, maybe it isn't. Maybe he'll wake up the next morning and find out it was all a dream. But Haurchefant's laugh is like seagulls and sunflowers and his hand is warm and calloused. He is so, so beautiful, when he smiles. [Post Endwalkers Tuesday, and a miracle that can't be repeated.]
Shader used is Fairy's [Fairy Sunflower Tinted]
#Vierapril#ffxiv Viera#ffxiv Tuesday#Tuesday Gears#ffxiv Haurchefant#Haurchefant Lives#The love is enough to save him.#How we get to this point is like#a whole sit down and listen to me and zombiesock ramble for half an hour kinda deal. uhm. Maybe someday we'll write it all down. but.#Also it's not super obvious because I didn't want it to be; Haurchefant's got no legs starting from above the knee.#not because the laser chopped em but because Keathan ate them. For Aether. To try to save him. It was a sacrifice made in desperation.#Heavensward Spoilers
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Rikako Aida performing New Romantic Sailors Guilty Kiss 1st Love Live! ~ New Romantic Sailors
#love live#love live sunshine#riko sakurauchi#rikako aida#aida rikako#new romantic sailors#Guilty Kiss 1st Love Live! ~ New Romantic Sailors#ll live show#seiyuu#gif#gifset#riko-chan laser beeeaaaaammmmmm
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Tagged for a selfie by @philosophical
No pressure tags for @mysticmentalfatality @sadistfied @pinup-0r-shutup @bloodiedpunk @thelostredunicorn @beeczarbagel @nehcterg @lilmissskeletonbaby @devilgirlcrybabyy
#pondering the beam#i probably shouldn't have a 200mw laser that close to my face#me#my dumb face#illustrating why women live longer than men
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I firmly believe we could solve all the galaxy's problems and ruin sidious's grand plan if we simply gave the jedi space tumblr
#the padawans are having the time of their lives#the masters are a bunch of hippie academics with laser swords who are delighted theres no word limit#the knights are inventing new forms of shitposting#im manifesting a jedi PR department it could literally solve like 80% of their issues#star wars#jedi order#jedi culture
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believe it or not i left like . so many out lol my twitter mutuals are actual warriors
#can't believe i've been here since may that's crazy#like i know a lot of you have been here longer but still . MAY ??? IT'S OCTOBER#i left the originals in pt because idk lmao .#there are So Many callum ones but i'll spare you all#anyway this is silly but some of them made me laugh#ALSO IT'S NOT A SLUR IN PORTUGUESE LIKE IT IS IN ENGLISH ALRIGHT but it does translate to the f word. don't get mad at me#not a whole lot of me live tweeting while watching it for the first time i was laser focused i guess...#sorry for the long ass post nobody gaf but i want the brain rot documented here along w the rest of the shit i post#mutuals do twitter que me seguem aqui um beijo vcs de fato são lendas guerreiras
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i'm farming for primos by exploration because someone doesn't want to come home and I'M PULLING OUT MY HAIR!! WHAT AM I MISSING!!!!! sobsob
the pyroculus stone can't find anymore oculi and i'm spamming the treasure compass with no avail.... i'm pretty sure now that i missed an underground area or an island up in the air or something ugh
#rin's adventures in teyvat#this is probably just me but. i. i. don't like natlan exploration sobsob#so many vast empty spaces everywhere. and the new saurians makes my head hurt#that laser puzzle with the iktomisaurus and trying to control the qucusaurus with my fucked up controller will live in my nightmares#bring back fontaine exploration it was so much nicer. best nation for exploration ever fr#the things i do for mister john lee i swear to god
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Ron and Drakken's cooking show part ??:
Drakken: So, Stoppable. What got you into cooking? Ron: Well I had the Granny Crocket cooking set when I was eight, but KP is the one who really inspired me. Drakken: Possible!? How? Ron: One day I told her her tomato soup tasted funny, and then she told me it was microwaved ketchup. Drakken: Drakken: ....My grandmother's spaghetti sauce was boiled ketchup and garlic. Rufus: *weeping*
#the spaghetti sauce thing is a true story tho#not mine but flowery-laser-blasts's#thanks for conspiring with me on this one 😂#sorry you had to live through that horror#kim possible#drakken#ron stoppable#dr. drakken#drew lipsky#rufus
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just looked at the tim//kon tag on incognito to see who posted that shit take abt bart and JESUS it is fucking NOXIOUS in there with all the people i have blocked. i need to bleach my computer and my fucking brain.
#rimi talks#for the record that post wasnt even by the one moron i was thinking of. its a DIFFERENT MORON#why are there so many of them. jesus fucking christ#mad bc tim and kon have a genuinely fun relationship in the comics but their Fucking fans.#''''''fans'''''''' honestly i KNOW none of these people have touched a kon comic in their lives#and most of them more than likely not a tim comic either#im so glad the block button exists but sometimes its not enough. i need an ''explode this person with a laser beam from space'' button
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Ill be performing solo as dog nonsense at a studio show this Saturday on march 9th. Doors at 8pm, music at 8:30pm. Door is $20, but its a pay what you can venue so no one is turned away. It's in downtown Vancouver if youre lucky enough to be in the area :3 dm me for the specifics of the address if youre interested in coming since its a private studio. I'll probably sell some patches at the show too!
The other performers are awesome too! goats & lasers is an improv music performer i adore, my awesome producer eric is drumming in his band new age doom, and my epic friend theos performing too! A hype line up for sure :)
#dog nonsense#punk#my band#my music#meme the jester#folkpunk#folk punk#folkpunk music#new music#music posters#new age doom#goats & lasers#music poster#dog nonsense show#music show#live music#punk music
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