#// i think they're fun

[mizgnomer]

Crowley vs. The Tenth Doctor - Parallels Good Omens Season 2 - Part 2

Season Two's [ Part One ] [ Part Two ] [ Part Four ] Season One's [ Part One ] [ Part Two ]

[heuffopla]

Dang weirdo angel keeps trying to sell me stuff......

[strawberry-pockii]

*hand you my babey* can i request a doodle of my mc eleanore ?

yes you can!

[undressrehearsal]

So we know they can hear each other through the walls given reader can hear Ellie's singing so... Has Ellie heard reader through the walls doing more than just singing 👀

if you asked she'd tell you no

or she would feed you some bullshit about how she could hear your awful music through the walls. during exams, she would bitch about you keeping her up late into the night because she could hear you cussing to yourself as you pulled an all-nighter. she would complain about how loud you were after you had had a girl over - a girl whose name you couldn't quite remember even though ellie had heard it loud and clear. hell, she would even talk to you through the wall if she was too lazy to get up, calling for you to come smoke with her or asking what you wanted to do for dinner

what she never told you is how when you first moved in together - the living room still piled with boxes - she heard you that night. of course she did - the walls were so paper thin that she had heard you humming while you got ready for bed. she could hear each time you opened a fucking drawer. and as she lay awake that first night, staring up at an unfamiliar ceiling on top of sheets still dusty from the move, she heard the sharp gasp through the wall

she didn't think anything of it at first. it could have been anything - that's what she told herself at least. and she wouldn't tell you how she had laid there with held breath, ears straining in the silence. she wouldn't tell you how her stomach twisted when she heard your muffled whimpers. you tried so hard to stay quiet - she imagined you biting your lip the way you always did when you were focused. she couldn't stop her imagination from wandering, imagining how your eyes screwed closed, your brow furrowed. in the dark, nobody would know that she wondered how you did it - did you circle your own clit with your fingers, nice and slow, drawing yourself to the edge? did you use a toy? she had an idea of which ones you had; she had snuck a peek into the boxes when you were moving. maybe it was that rose you liked so much? did you slide your fingers inside yourself, swallowing a moan in the hopes she wouldn't hear?

did you think about her?

she would never tell you about all the nights she lay awake, hearing those shattered whimpers from the other side of the wall. she wouldn't tell you about how warmth pooled between her legs when a choked moan slipped from your carefully guarded lips. and fuck, she would never tell you how often her hand drifted between her own legs, her boxers traitorously soaked from listening to her best friend through those paper-thin walls. she would never tell you all the things she imagined doing to you, her own fingers pulling her over the edge - imagining they were yours instead.

she would never tell you that, but you kind of always knew she was full of shit. the walls were so fucking thin after all

[connectionterminated13]

AU where Everyone got their own meat suit

[shiraishi--kanade]

I don't wander into crackship territory often but I have to admit the sheer implausibility and chaos that An x Sakurako brings to the function brings me much joy

[impossible-rat-babies]

eyrie glams (1/?) botanist - fisher - miner

[official-sonic-team]

Archie Sonic Super Digest Issues 1-17

[dcviated]

[shoechoe]

I enjoy those posts that refer to instincts of the human mind as "monkey brain" "chimpanzee brain" "gorilla brain" "orangutan brain" (etc.) as though human brains are some blend of all of the other primates and our instincts are like specific primates "talking" to us. I mean that's really not how it works but it's fun to imagine it that way

[strange-alchemy]

I decided to post a few of the better things I’ve drawn so far mostly just for fun. I’ve been doing it for like two weeks now and I’m having a good time.

[crabussy]

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

[nether-moth]

I'm just curious

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification