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[iholli]

BLITZRAT!!!! All of these. Give me all of these. Rat yapping ACTIVATE!

🍩 | their favourite snack to eat together

🥂 | what would happen if they got drunk together

🏹 | how they would fight together in a battle

🏆 | their reaction to the other beating them at something

🚓 | which one is most likely to get arrested 

🧸 | which one is the little spoon & which is the big spoon

💌 | a love note from one to the other

BLITZRAT YAPPING, MY FAVORITE 💖💖

🍩 | their favourite snack to eat together

(knife cat meme) :3c

Autobots are more fun to chase, but Decepticons taste better since it's canon they have better fuel lmao. and due to the nature of how they fight, I imagine it's a lot harder to get a 'con dead in one piece. so the answer is Decepticons anfjfbfkdjdn. I actually hc that RTE takes Blitzwing on scavenger missions "for extra protection" (they do not want to be separated especially when there's potential danger even if RTE is notorious enough most Autobots don't want to fuck with them) and it's finders keepers on any offlined Decepticons. if one of them decides to share it's like a fucked up version of Lady and the Tramp. who says romance is dead 💖

🥂 | what would happen if they got drunk together

ngl I kinda think they're banned from drinking on the Nemesis cause they're somehow even MORE insufferable to everyone else. they're both loud, "everything is funny" drunk. they're going to start a fight with someone. multiple someones, if it can be arranged. some equipment is definitely going to get broken. RTE probably starts popcorning (rat zoomies) at some point. the whole ship is a disaster area the next day 😂

🏹 | how they would fight together in a battle

no matter what, the chaos conjunxes are devastating in a fight! if they're arguing with each other, they're on opposite sides of the battlefield, smacking Autobots around and barely even noticing because they're too busy yelling at each other over the carnage. and when they're working together, oh man, good luck figuring out what the hell is going on. they like to divebomb right into the middle of things, weapons blazing, making as big a mess as possible. RTE's favorite is catching a ride on either of Blitzwing's alt modes and letting him steer while the scavenger goes feral with their missiles, both of them shouting all kinds of insults and nonsense the whole time. it's chaos, all right!

🏆 | their reaction to the other beating them at something

they're both horribly sore losers and WORSE winners fr 😂😂 whoever won is absolutely gloating about it to the loser who is more than likely fucking growling in return LMFAOOOOO. yes they're going to fight about it. it's fine, they'll be back in the usual sleep snuggle pile by recharge time.

🚓 | which one is most likely to get arrested

RTE should be the one to get arrested but Blitzwing is probably the one who will actually get caught. not that RTE would leave him to it! that's their partner in crime! and they absolutely started and did most of the mayhem anyway. rescue mission. more destruction!

80% of the time the big spoon is RTE by default cause they sleep curled up on top of Blitzy. like I inexplicably hc him as a stomach sleeper and RTE likes to lay on him, almost as a protective thing! but sometimes Blitzwing gets to be the big spoon too, if one of them is especially cuddly :] they're everything to me<3

🧸 | which one is the little spoon & which is the big spoon

💌 | a love note from one to the other

okay I've had this ask sitting in drafts fully answered besides this one for weeks. I'm so bad at this kind of thing. I'm gonna save this one by itself until I really think of something 😭😭

[klownkoster]

magic fruity unicorn be upon thee 🧍‍♂️

His name is Coffee 🙏

[intertexts]

does roswell have ashe winters hair or does ashe winters have roswell hair. the conundrum of the century...

[starfallenx]

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[nugget-child]

me and the council (also me) have decided your fate

we have doomed thee to cook like a rotisserie chicken slowly cooking alive knowing we’ll eat you once your gone and drink your blood

[toffee-rambles]

you changed your pfp i didnt even recognise you in my notes 😭🙏

it's cute tho !! /gen :]

forgotten! abandoned! betrayed by my own mutual! jail for slinkie!!

tyyy :D!!

[messybouquetoflilies]

I mean, you say that like you're not mindlessly obedient anyways, and we both know that's a lie

ur not wrooooooong, but i would still rly like it if ppl put things in my butt 🥺🥺

[mossolantern]

Dave and Karkat are so trauma filled but i just. Squeezes them violently. They are SO trauma-able........... bhdjshdjsjdjsjdbdj

I give them peace sometimes tho

As a treat <3 - BB

amen man, power to ya

[formulaonedirection]

Happy birthday Nadia!! 🥳 I hope you have an amazing day and a beautiful year ahead ❤️

Ahhh thank you Ana love you mwah pls send my regards to Pecco as well 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[atzfilm]

Hi! I just read the most lonely creature and I wanted to come here and say it was absolutely amazing! I haven’t read something that gave me so much emotions like this did in a long time 🥹 when i saw the word count I got so excited because I enjoy long fics but then the way you wrote just pulled me in and I couldn’t stop reading. If you have a ko-fi or anything I’d love to donate 😭💕

ur SO SWEET PLEASE 🥹😭😭😭 all of this is for free lovely 🥺 and i don't have a kofi feedback is what i want the most 😭 but thank you for even considering doing so!!

[triona-tribblescore]

Pet names <3333

[connorjesup]

i love that you tagged your mandalorian post with grogu's last name as djarin :')

<3<3<3<3<3 that's his government name, they told me!!!

[ping-ski]

EBY (my plex au) shenanigans <333

credit to my bestie @lilakwii making this hehe <333

[intertexts]

doing this to u

OH GOD OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rqdragonzombie]

Hi!!!

radqueer picrew chain

radqueer picrew chain (add as many of your transids as possible)

[l3viat8an]

Loverboy Asmo ♡ who eat you out so sweetly, gently tracing heart shapes with his thumbs on your clit while he laps at your cunt. 

Loverboy Asmo ♡ tracing his name on your cunt with his tongue, making you guess what he’s spelling out.  

Mean Loverboy Asmo ♡ who only gives you three guesses to get it right. 

Nsfw!

Lover boy Asmo <333

Mean Loverboy Asmo who delays or even ruins your first orgasm when you can’t guess right, looking at you with the most heartbroken expression ever on his face, whining that “Really sweetheart that was sooo easy! You should only be thinking about me~”

Mean Loverboy Asmo who insists that he has to start all over now!!! slower this time, dragging it out and even stopping when you get close to cumming, spelling his name as slowly as he can so you can get it right this time!

Loverboy Asmo praising you when you finally get it right, letting you cum and giggling that you’ve earned another orgasm for being so good~

Loverboy Asmo who’s not going to stop until you’re screaming his name <3