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anadorablekiwi · 2 years ago
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How much of a Diluc simp am I, you ask?
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too much
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kaiser-s-bitch · 10 months ago
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most important question of them all: what genshin characters prefer boobs over ass? (pls also include genshin women, they deserve some love)
HECK YEAH LETS GO
a/n: I added thighs bc why not & I included everyone except for the lil children (aka I included the teens) bc I don’t consider this nsfw; also disclaimer that these are ofc just my opinion so take it w a grain of salt
also shoutout to @naradae for helping me w these!
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Ass, Thighs or Boobs?
- Genshin edition
Arlecchino - ass & thighs
Chiori - thighs
Xianyun - no preference (she’s mommy but seems aggressively straight)
Gaming - ass & thighs, he just likes looking at them when walking/moving around
Chevreuse - boobs
Navia - thighs
Furina - boobs
Wriothesley - ass (as if he doesn’t already have enough ass for all of us lmfao)
Neuvillette - boobs & thighs
Freminet - thighs? (plus he seems like he‘d like chubby ppl bc they give the best hugs)
Lyney - thighs
Lynette - boobs
Kirara - no preference
Baizhu - gay LMFAO
Kaveh - thighs (our bi king here loves em on everyone)
Dehya - ass & thighs
Alhaitham - too autistic to have a preference💀 doesn’t really look at ppl lol
Wanderer - thighs
Faruzan - no preference
Layla - boobs cause very comfy to sleep on
Nilou - boobs
Cyno - ass (would randomly slap it) & thighs
Candace - boobs & thighs
Tighnari - ass
Collei - boobs
Heizou - everything tbh
Shinobu - thighs
Yelan - ass & thighs
Ayato - boobs
Yae Miko - thighs
Shenhe - no preference
Yun Jin - boobs
Itto - everything, maybe leaning towards thicc thighs
Gorou - boobs
Thoma - ass
Kokomi - boobs bc she doesn’t have any
Raiden Ei - no preference
Sara - thighs (or anything on Raiden LMAO)
Yoimiya - boobs
Ayaka - boobs & maybe thighs
Kazuha - ass
Eula - no preference
Yanfei - boobs (same reason as Kokomi)
Rosaria - no preference, maybe thighs
Hu Tao - boobs
Xiao - thighs
Ganyu - thighs bc she likes being squished between them while napping
Albedo - ass
Zhongli - personality💀💀
Xinyan - ass
Tartaglia - everything but heavy on boobs
Venti - boobs to squish them and make a honking noise
Keqing - boobs & thighs
Mona - boobs
Diluc - ass & thighs
Jean - thighs
Chongyun - no preference
Noelle - boobs
Bennett - boobs bc comfy and squishy
Fischl - no preference
Ningguang - thighs
Xingqiu - no preference
Beidou - ass
Xiangling - no preference
Razor - ass
Lisa - thighs
Kaeya - everything as long as it’s squishy enough
Amber - boobs
Lumine - thighs
Aether - boobs
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probably-bad-genshin-teams · 7 months ago
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ok i have some team ideas and my analysis on the meta!!
yanfei, heizou, cyno, chevreuse: justice league - none of these characters can apply elements off-field (except chevy) so they'd all be fighting for field time. very little synergy. - at least chevreuse can heal?? - pretty bad, rotations would be awful
keqing, alhaitham, chiori, clorinde: keqing and the doppelgängers - same case as justice league, these characters don't work well with each other and only chiori has off-field utility. - no healing other than clorinde's self-heal, which requires her to be on-field to build up her bond of life. - pretty bad, rotations would also be awful
zhongli, childe, furina, arlecchino: archon-harbinger double date/assassination attempt - ideal setup would be zhongli shield, childe and furina sub-dps for reverse vape arle. - zhongli is currently the best support for arle bc she needs interrupt resist and can't use healers. furina has really good hydro application and her burst gets more potent at c1 without another healer. childe... uh... can use his burst? and his passive buffs normal attacks. - actually pretty good YAY SYNERGY :D
lisa, layla, lyney, lynette: quadruple L - lynette could swirl lisa's electro for overload lyney, and layla shield + buff at c4. - no healing other than lyney's self-heal. unless lisa has prototype amber, but she loses a lot of her personal dmg. - decent BUT all the 4-stars can easily be replaced by 5-stars that have the same role (ex: layla -> zhongli shielder, lisa -> yae miko electro app, lynette -> kazuha vv debuffer or burst sub-dps)
itto, qiqi, nahida, sigewinne: itto and his babysitters - idk sigewinne's kit because she isn't out yet... - ...but dendro and cryo have no reactions with each other, nor with geo. and itto was definitely made for mono geo teams when you look at his c2. so prospects aren't looking good - n/a (probably bad but at least it would be funny)
Love these!!
- You could also call the Lisa + Layla + Lyney + Lynette team "L + Ratio"... maybe. Idk I think Lisa or Layla would need to use math for potions or star mapping or smth
- The Itto and his babysitters team!! It immediately made me think of Yaoyao. She also qualifies as a babysitter and is dendro so she also would have no elemental reactions. I think Sigewinne is going to be hydro(?) so that would make bloom reactions
- A lot of these I'm just picturing having them in the same room and imagining how they'd interact lol
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razorblade180 · 3 months ago
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Sorry to ask but what’s the dating per nationa arrangement
Oh no worries. It’s been a minute since I’ve actually discussed this again so might as well explain the lore that too many genshin fans know me for lol.
Basically, I’m a multishipper but I also like consistency and have never enjoyed harem dynamics cause they generally feel one note and shallow; so a made headcanon around a polyamorous relationship. Naturally, polycules have foundations and rules, and I had way too much time on my hands one day as well as a hyper-fixation on the idea.
To make the beginning brief, Aether and Amber date and in. The beginning, Aether had concerns about how things would turn out considering he’s constantly on a journey and would feel guilty not spending enough time with Amber. That’s when she tells him open relationships are fairly common in Teyvat; especially in Mondstadt. Thus began a long discussion between the two of them on how it should be set up.
Two people per nation. That’s how many partners he can pursue. Doesn’t matter if they’re a boy or girl. Two hands for two people
Full Transparency. If he does happen to get close with someone, he has to let them know about the dynamic. Aether also keeps everyone up to date but that’s just him having good manners more than anything else.
If Aether does decide to date two people, the first person he dates in that nation has to be okay with the second person before he tries making things official. For example, he is involved with Kokomi and Ayaka. Kokomi had to be okay him trying to date Ayaka.
Partners are fully allowed to have their own relationships separate from the polycule with whoever they want. No need to ask him about it.
Common decency and respect. This is primarily saying if Aether is on a date with someone, then nobody should do something like show up intentionally or try to purposely plan time together with the intent of monopolizing his time
It’s perfectly fine for the partner to discuss any issues they might have in the future or even decide to leave if they want to pursue other things. No hard feelings.
Those are like the major pillars of the open relationship with other rules being important but not immediately brought up
Aether’s Room is off limits. That’s his space to decompress, collect his thoughts, and sleep. Literally all his friends have residency in the Teapot. It’s not difficult to stay out of one room.
Not a rule but it’s unlikely people from different nations plan an outing together, mainly because that person might have their own significant other and they want to respect their boundaries as well.
If a partner wants to spend time with their significant other and Aether at the same time, they can. That’s an internal dynamic between the three of them that they have to sort out. For example, If Mona wants to go to dinner with Scaramouche and Aether, nothing is stopping her except maybe Scaramouche.
This one isn’t necessarily a rule but Aether tries not to discuss much about one relationship with another. He’s also prone to greeting everyone generally if more than two are in the same room, then goes on about his business cause he’s a little awkward. This trait is not shared with the others lol. They have no problem gossiping about him lightheartedly and asking questions.
That’s more or less The Agreement. Luckily for Aether, he met Yanfei and she has it writing somewhere. If any unexpected events happen in the future, they can all revisit it and adjust accordingly. This post is already getting a little long but maybe I’ll do a follow up naming who is with who.
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pink-tk-a-latte · 8 months ago
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LOVELIES (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ) and yuckies (O_O)
Welcome to my chocolaterie!! And what can I do for you on this lovely day?
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(Wowow it’s like I’m a real sfw tickle blog— Here's what to know when requesting or interacting!!)
❆ Please don’t tap the glass!! It scares the ice cream 🍨 (interaction etiquette)
All of these SFW!!!!!!! If you talk to me about s3x I will throw up on you <3 Otherwise be as outlandish as you please!!
Questions and chit-chat? ✅
Loredumping about OCs? ✅
HCs? ✅
AUs? ✅ Will write for them if given information!!
Non-fandom tk thoughts? ✅
Teases? ❌
Irl tk gifs? ❌
Photos/art with nudity? ❌
Uncredited art reposts? ❌ (I will find you)
Hate and harm? ❌
I encourage you to request rarepairs (or at least pairings with less content on here) and wlw ships or pairings with women ehehehe!!!!
Requests will likely be full-length fics (~1-1.5k words) unless a drabble is specifically asked for. Depends if the muse is right :] Please leave requests in inbox, it’s the most convenient and fun way!!
❆ Smells fishy… (OFF THE TABLE!!)
Any s3xual, nsfw, k!nk, f3tish, non-con content
Proship/illegal ships
Old people lees, around 40+ (I’m sorry…) (excluding immortal characters who appear young)
Real people??
X Reader/OC x canon (unless it’s platonic? Or OC x OC)
Gore??????? (In- In a tk fic??) /jj
Open to discussion about most of these (except for those in red). If there is something I am uncomfortable with writing that is not listed here, we can talk about it!!
Some of my favs!!!!!! ♥︎
I’m up for writing basically any character or (legal) pairing/poly, all I ask is for a mood and any thoughts on the ship + a scenario if you have one, but here are my favorites!!! Pretty much any platonic groups welcome!!!!
All favorite ships listed here can also be platonic!! Sorry if you don’t know the ship names I made some of them up tehe
Bolds are the favs of my favs, pink is my fav of the favs of my favs!! If no pink, it’s probably bc I couldn’t choose. Starfished are the fandoms I’m most obsessed with/know the most about!!!
NOTE: I will include children and animals, but please keep in mind I do not think of them in a romantic, nsfw, or necessarily tickly way.
Genshin Impact
Unfinished :( Started Sumeru. I don’t think the ships are accurate at all 😭
Kokomi, Ayaka, Miko, Gorou, Ei, Heizou, Yoimiya, Kazuha, Yumemizuki, Lumine, Venti, Amber, Fischl, Albedo, Razor, Noelle, Klee, Sucrose, Bennett, Furina, Sigewinne, Navia, Freminet, Lynette, Lyney, Chiori, Yanfei, Shenhe, Beidou, Ganyu, Hu Tao, Chongyun, Xingqiu, Xinyan, Childe, Columbina, Arlecchino, Nahida, Collei, Cyno, Nilou, Kaveh, Layla, Faruzan, Dehya, Wanderer, Mualani
Basically anyone with Lumine or Kokomi… Kokorou, Ayalumi, Venlumi, Eimiko, Shenlumi, Beiguang, Yantao, Bennefischlrazor, Xingyun, Albecrose, Arlebina, Cynonari, Haikaveh, Scarachilde, Mikokomi, Ganqing, Neuvifuri, Furinavi, Clorivia, Chilumi, Xiaother, Kazuscara, Kazuhei, Aember, Eulamber, Jeanlisa, Yunyan, Kokosara, Kokoayanilou… and probably more
Fontaine Siblings, Albedo and Klee, Lumine and Aether, Collei and Amber, Collei and Cyno and Tighnari, Nahida and Scara, Childe and fam, Beidou and Kazuha and Ningguang, Ganyu and Shenhe, Lisa and Razor, Xingqiu and Chongyun and Xiangling, Kokomi and Childe (lol)
Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun 𓇼
Up to date with anime + manga!!
Nene, Hanako, Kou, Mitsuba, Aoi, Mei, Sakura, Yako, Tsuchigimori, Sumire, Tiara, Mokke
Hananene, Mitsukou, Kounene, Hanakou, Aoinene, Sakunene, Terukane, Aoiaoi, Sumihaku, Terukaneaoi
Minamoto Siblings, Yugi Siblings, Tsuchigimori and Hanako, Mitsuba and Nene
Project Sekai 𓇼
Up to date with main story, not caught up on events.
As much as I love the vocaloids, I prefer writing for the human characters. I also probably won’t write for NPCs.
(I love them all 💕) Saki, Ichika, Honami, Shiho, Shizuku, Minori, Airi, Haruka, An, Kohane, Toya, Akito, Emu, Tsukasa, Rui, Nene, Kanade, Mizuki, Ena, Mafuyu
Polyneed (and within that: Shihoichi, Honasaki, Sakishiho), Shizumino, Minoharu, Shizuairi, Polyjump, Anhane, Akitoya, Antoya, Polyvbs, Emukasa, Polysho, Polyniigo, Mafuena, Kanaena, Mizukana, Mizumafu, Mizuena + Fond of literally any non-unit romantic pairing except for Shizuku or Tsukasa with Leo/Need (they’re siblings): Honakana, Mizumino, Shizukasa, Ichikana, Mizurui, Minoshihokoha, Mizukasa, Honaemu, Airiena, Mizuan, Minokana, Akimino, Kanakasa, Shizumafu, Haruan
Tenma Siblings (including Toya ofc), Hinomori Siblings, Shinonome Siblings, Leaders!!!!!, most of the above pairings
Bungou Stray Dogs 𓇼
Not as familiar with Cannibalism + Hunting Dogs arcs (I actually know nothing about the Rats in the House of Dead lmaooooo)
Have also read Dazai, Chuuya, Age Fifteen and BEAST
Atsushi, Dazai, Kyouka, Kenji, Haruno, Kunikida, Chuuya, Higuchi, Gin, Kouyou, Q, Lucy, Louisa, Poe, Margaret, Twain, Aya, Sigma, Nikolai, Bram, Mizuki, Agatha, Teruko, Tecchou, Yuan
Atsulucy, Akuatsulucy, Ranpoe, Soukoku, SigSkk, Siglai, Sigzai, Higugin, Marthorne/Hawmitch, Suegiku, Loulu/Montcott, Kyoukenji (in a wholesome crushy way)
Atsushi and Kyouka, Atsushi and Dazai, Kouyou and Chuuya, Chuuya and like all of the kids, Aya and Bram, Tachihara and Teruko, Poe and Karl, Fukuzawa and Ranpo and Yosano, and all the factions (ADA and Guild especially)!!
Bocchi the Rock! 𓇼
Up to date with anime!!
Bocchi, Nijika, Ikuyo, Ryo, Seika, Kikuri, Eliza
Polykessoku and every pairing in it
Bocchi and Kikuri, Ijichi Siblings
Lycoris Recoil 𓇼
Up to date!!
Chisato, Takina, Kurumi, Erika
Chisataki, Eritaki, Sakufuki
Everyone in Cafe LycoReco
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K 𓇼
Up to date!!
Pretty much all of the Saiki Kusuo ships are qprs bc I do see him as aroace!!! 🖤💜🩶🤍💚
Saiki, Toritsuka, Aiura, Akechi, Yumehara, Kaidou, Hairo, Kuboyasu, Mera, Rifuta, Suzumiya
ToriSai, PolyPsychickers, SaiAi, SaiKechi, ImuTeru, SaiKai, YumeKai, KokoMiko, ChisaMiko, YumeAi, KuboKai, KuboKoko, KokoNen, KuboMeto, SatouHii, HaiNen
Saiki and everyone, Saikis, Saiki and Rifuta, Kaidous, Kokomi and Hairo, Kokomi and Saiki, PK Psychickers, Toritsuka and Aiura, Aiura and Akechi, Mera and Saiki, Saiki and Yuuta
Buddy Daddies 𓇼
Up to date!!
Miri, Kazuki, Rei
Kazurei
Kazuki and Rei and Miri
Nana
Unfinished :(
Nana Komatsu/Hachiko, Nana Osaki, Nobuo, Reira (I don’t support her being a p3do tho /hj), Shin, Yasu, Mai/Misato
NanaHachi
Shin and Hachi, Hachi and everyone, Yasu and everyone
Skip and Loafer
Unfinished :(
All of the characters!!!!
MitsuShima, Yuzumako
Six of Crows 𓇼
Up to date!! (Only for the SOC book duology tho)
Kaz, Inej, Jesper, Wylan, Nina, Matthias
Polycrow, Kanej, Wysper, Ninej, MatthiNina
Murder
Shy
Watched Season 1!!
Teru, Iko, Stigma, Piltz, Keheheh/Kufufu, Shrimpy, Pepesha, Mingming, Ai
TeruIko
Teru and Pepesha, Andreanova Family (that episode made me SOB at 5 AM), Teru and Shrimpy, Mingming and Teru, Kufufu and Tzveta
Pokémon 𓇼
It’s gonna get way too complicated if I try to list every character I like… I’ll just say the games I’ve played
Ultra Moon, Sun, Y, Legends Arceus
XY and XYZ, Journeys
MoonLily (yeah I’m obsessed with them), SereShauna (games)
Little Nightmares
The kids :))
Mono and Six
Avatar: the Last Airbender
Up to date!! I’ve also watched TLOK and I love Korrasami!!!
All of the main kids :)))) Aang, Katara, Ty Lee, Zuko, Suki, Azula, Yue
Kataang, Mailee, Sokki, Zukka
The Gaang, Zuko and Aang, Iroh and the kids, Zuko and Azula, Sokka and Katara
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Up to date!!
All of them :)))) Scorpia, Entrapta, Melog LMAO
All of the canon ones :DDDD Catradora, Glimbow, Scorfuma, Entrapdak, Spinetossa
Best Friends Squad, Super Pal Trio (they deserved better)
The Owl House
Up to date!!
I like… all of them!!!! No like actually I like all of them. The Collector, Luz, Amity, Willow, Gus, Hunter, Flapjack (:(), Vee, Camilla, Eda, Raine, King, Lilith, Emira, Edric
Lumity, Huntlow, Raeda
Owl family, Noceda family (includes Hunter and Vee ofc), Blight siblings, Collector and the kiddos
Alien Stage 𓇼
Up to date!!
Mizi, Sua, Hyuna, Ivan, Till
Mizisua (her color and raison de mourir / her goddess and ghost), Ivantill, Mizitill but in an unrequited love way lol, Hyuluka (one-sided on Luka’s side and toxic but Hyuna cares for him like family but also loathes and almost fears him—)
Any and all platonic pairings!!!!!
Kimetsu no Yaiba
Unfinished :( But I already know the rest of the story lololol
Tanjirou, Nezuko, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Kanao, Mitsuri, Shinobu, Giyuu, Sabito, Makomo, Urokodaki, Rengoku, Muichiro, Aoi, Tamayo, Kanae
Zentan, Zennezu, Tankana, Inoaoi, Inozentan, Kananezu, Shinomitsu, Obamitsu, Sabigiyuu, Zenkana
Zenitsu and Kanao, Kamado family, Kamaboko squad, Kocho sisters, Urokodaki children, Hashiras, Tamayo and Yushiro
Honkai Star Rail 𓇼
Up to date with main story!!
Stelle, March 7th, Robin, Firefly, Himeko, Ruan Mei, Huohuo, Bailu, Sparkle, Fu Xuan, Black Swan, Misha, Yanqing, Dan Heng, Acheron, Argenti, Boothill, Yunli, Asta, Serval, Gepard, Sushang, Topaz, Sunday, Screwllum, Kafka, Clara, Seele, Bronya, Lingsha, Tingyun, Siobhan, Baiheng, Jiaoqiu
Danstarch, Stellefly, Robinhill, Bronseele, Kafhime, Acherswan, Robinstelle, Robinfly, Pelalynx, Astarlan, Aventio, Caikong, Yunqing, Marchfly, Bronpaz, Guishang, Ruanstelle, Robinabi (THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE CALLED??), Tingmei, Yaoqing Trio
Astral Express Family, Landau Siblings, Sunday and Robin/Oak Siblings, Yanqing and Jing Yuan, Stellaron Hunters and Stelle, Guinafen and Sushang, Clara and Svarog, Xueyi and Hanya, Yunli and Yanqing, Lingsha and Yunli, Jingliu and Yanqing
Heaven Official's Blessing 𓇼
Book 4 (the freaky one)
Xie Lian, San Lang (I think San Lang is hotter), Shi Qingxuan (they can never make me hate you prettiest silliest most gender scrunkly ever), Yushi Huang, Ban Yue, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, Gu Zi
Hualian, Beefleaf, Fengqing, Quanyin
Xie Lian and like everyone basically, Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan, Xianle Trio (I CRY), Xie Lian and Ban Yue and Pei Xiu
Latest Update: 1/14/25
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k0yaz · 1 year ago
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Who are your favorite characters to write in your respective fandoms?
(I was so nervous to send an ask lol)
Lemme think
Danganronpa: depends on the game but in general my favs to write for have to be miu, rantaro, and nagito
Demon slayer: I don’t really like writing for demon slayer that much but it’s gotta be for both mitsuri and douma (even though I hate him)
Chainsaw man: I love all csm characters but my favs to write for are denji, makima, and power (I unfortunately simp for power, please laugh at me.)
Doki Doki Literature Club: this should be obvious but LITERALLY ANYONE. (Except mc, I feed off of mc slander)
Genshin Impact: oh god idk where to start but definitely venti, childe, scara, yanfei, signora and literally 2/3 of all the characters 🧍 but those are my favs to write for
Your turn to die: not really sure, but definitely piss man (keiji)
Regardless of this list, feel free to request whatever you want <33
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nugsanart09-works · 2 years ago
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speedrunning my teapot
okay so as my roster's nova, they know damn well on how i go from "gone for literal years" to "bulldozing through every quest available within a day" — the latter being specifically when i spedrun through the liyue quest (that i've been neglecting for years now whoops) for the taste testing teapot event. yep, i have shit priorities and it shows lmao
little note that i believe the aurora bot allows the sunshines what the nova's current status is at the bare minimum unless asked for further information
if your system aurora is a menace, it would report what your current motivation is if its nova don't talk while playing — for extra ammo, it might even go full throttle by telling the sunshines even the most minute detail it can tell them i.e. if you're too busy staring at zhongli's ass and the like
moving on, so after twelve (12) hours of grinding i finally have my teapot at trust rank 4 and im just gonna bullet point it with a bit of chatbox-esque dialogue thingie:
everyone in my main party (lumine, barbara, xiangling and shinobu) are main victims of the entire ride. the secondary team – dubbed as stamina squad – suffered the second half of the day the moment i got the teapot (razor, rosaria, amber and jean)
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first half: the archon quest
AURORA [bot]: 【 NOVA [insert username] IS DISTRACTED. PAIMON AND TRAVELER, PLEASE STANDBY AND PAY ATTENTION. 】 Team: *groan* Paimon: not again!
i will admit it now: i was not paying attention the whole time
except for the perfume part. i was relentlessly choosing the fruitiest options possible and having paimon (and likely the other party members) suffer my bs
timeus you lucky bastard– (if you played the recent windblume event then you know why i'm cursing this man rn)
xiangling be going "really? right in front of my stove/dad" the entire time i was with ying'er lol
sorry gurl but ying'er's everything is too hilarious to pass up
TARTAGLIA: nothing personal~ Shinobu, having just released her skill: wait, FUCK—! 【 SHINOBU (LV.20) HAS BEEN SLAIN 】 Shinobu, in the chat: every. damned. TIME. Lisa and Yanfei: *comforting her because they've been through the same thing*
shinobu dies a fuckton and @yeelimso had once stated that the resident inazuman def would not like me for the bs i put her through
take note that she's stuck at the level 20 the entire time that i've been using her
yeah she def hates me lol
no boss battle ends without shinobu at least dying once
barbara desperately keeping the team alive while she herself is on life support
the team suffering my shit coordination with my keys (setting off their bursts at wrong time or the wrong person gets their burst activated) as i lowkey panic whenever i see the ballista's hp going lower than 20%
barely got through that boss battle ngl
fucking fatui
still felt bad for childe tho but eh stinky red poo poo man + such is politics lol rip bozo
《— •▪︎{★}▪︎• —》
interlude: getting the teapot
aka round two of my team suffering my gay ass feat. yanfei
yanfei is so good in this quest like man her big brain holy shit 😳
sunshine yanfei dying inside as her nova gay panics over her earthshine self
there are literally three moods in this quest: (1) yanfei admiration, (2) head empty hours with paimon, and (3) appreciating madame ping's eyebags for some reason
god, im so sorry yanfei 🙇💦
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second half: speedrunning the teapot
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if you've seen some of my genshin reblogs the past few days then you know that this was a long time coming
deadass prioritized aloy > everybody else
which def would've made her uncomfy if she is self-aware whoops
oh well, at least she has her little outdoor retreat all the way over the corner of my teapot
left my mansion empty until trust rank 2, which caused me to go on a shopping spree
i felt bad when kaeya's lines hit me with "well decorated" and "homey" but there's only a dining set there
now my lobby is filled with bookshelves for days
along with other knicknacks
meanwhile... razor and jean: *material collecting noises in the distance intensifies*
noelle and rosaria are now with him too! because if i do get isekai'd in the "sagau" these people are my to-go to and i need their friendship rank high stat
i fed them so much food you have no idea—
paimon has a room of her own and that is the only other room that is furnished (for now)
she deserves that much after all the bullying i inflicted on her lmao
hmmm... seeing that i never use my sticky honey roast batches so i might as well feed paimon those later
the event is going to end soon so yee imma try to wrap this up to further speedrun
that's it for now. i haven't slept since yesterday and it's, haha, past noon here... yeah, imma continue the gaming later...
i hope you enjoyed!
again, if you want to use my version of sagau, please tag me. other than that, feel free to use it as your base!
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tklpilled · 10 months ago
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daily genshin hcs, day five:
yelan!
cannot imagine her as much of a lee sorry
like if u try to tickle her she'll literally cut you or like. restrain u with that mf string she has
like she HATES it
not the sensation itself necessarily? but she's not a fan of being vulnerable and helpless
she is ticklish though it's just that no one else knows lol
she's def more of a ler. like 100%
she has nails .....
also her teasing is super casual? not like. Casual casual
but in the sense that she'll pretend nothing is happening yk? or like it's not a big deal
i dont know how to describe it LMFAO but like "why are you laughing so much?? i'm barely doing anything 🙄"
i think her fav person to tickle is yanfei. mostly bc she's not really close with anyone else (except ningguang but .... she's not gonna do that.)
overall do not try to tickle her she'll kill u. via tickles probably
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beelspillowpet · 2 years ago
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Hiii, i'm the anon that asked if you still play genshin! and sorry for being late, tbh i thought i answered but then i came to see your blog and i didn't (, w ,)
And for the question: i'm currently seeing what characters put in my team so i can farm, i don't really care for meta so i just put my faves in the team HJSKRHA.
Will you one day give your UID :0?
oooh its okay lol. it happens a lot with me too (except i just forget that i send people asks lmao)
I used to be the same way about just mindlessly putting my faves together. i still kind of do with my tighnari ganyu thoma yanfei ""team"". but more often than not i do play actual teams... lmao
i can post my UID if people are interested in adding me...!
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wise-innocence · 2 years ago
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Fun fact: Xiezhi were extremely intelligent beings that would be tasked with judging right from wrong and lies from truth. After instinctively knowing who the deceiver of the situation was, they would ram their horn into the guilty person and eat them. Obviously, this isn’t exactly allowed in court anymore but Yanfei does occasionally headbutt friends and lovers as a show of affection. 
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hilichurlrights · 4 years ago
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Adventures in NA server coop
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lavender-mist-moon · 4 years ago
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Huh.... Guess Cryo is my favorite element.
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luventi · 4 years ago
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tell me your genshin main team dynamic please! bc i find it so funny when ppl make art/hcs for theirs 😭
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latinokaeya-moving · 4 years ago
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my main team on my alt account is currently xinyan fischl kaeya zhongli but i don’t wanna just abandon venti n jean as my first 5*s so i want 2 have a secondary team w them in it but i have no idea who else to team them up with.....
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i23kazu · 2 years ago
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COMFORT FROM ME (everything will be okay.)
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summary: genshin characters comforting you :,)
characters: aether, albedo, arlecchino, ayaka, ayato, beidou, capitano, childe, diluc, dottore, eula, ganyu, gorou, heizou, itto, jean, kaeya, kazuha, keqing, kokomi, kuki shinobu, lisa, lumine, mona, ningguang, pantalone, raiden, rosaria, sara, scaramouche, shenhe, thoma, venti, xiao, yae, yanfei, yelan, yoimiya, zhongli x gn!reader
a/n: genshin characters comforting you. this is the longest post i’ve ever written. with so many characters. so please please please like and reblog with comments (and tags), and if you appreciated this please give me a follow! i'd really appreciate it :") ps. if you hc traveler as a child/minor, this post isn't for you!
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[aether]
— aether holds you close, rubbing his cheek against yours in efforts of slowing your anxiety-ridden breaths down — he won't lie, he's pretty anxious for you as well; but he knows he has to keep his composure so as to not freak you out even more — whispers sweet, calming words into your ears and will tell you that everything is going to be okay
[albedo]
— given that he's not an actual human, albedo does a pretty good job of calming you down — brings you your favourite hot drink (with the right amount of milk/sugar that you love) plus a blanket so that you can curl up in his lap while he calms you down :3 — stays by your side the entire time while you cry :")
[arlecchino]
— slightly rough but when she sees you upset it is on SIGHT with the person who made you cry — will go batshit crazy. just for you — gives a very opinionated speech about how she would report this person who made you upset to the department head yadda yadda and it makes you smile
[ayaka]
— definitely freaks out a little bit but remembers what thoma does for her whenever she feels anxious — holds your hand and squeezes it gently to assure you that she's there for you — she listens a lot and doesn't talk. will let you spill out everything while she sits there and rubs the back of your hand
[ayato]
— keeps his composure and is somewhat like a steady rock — will make you your favourite hot drink!! he remembers the little things about you so the right amount of sugar and milk and water etc — brings tissues and a soft cloth to wipe the tears away from your face while he sits there and holds your hand
[beidou]
— she gets a bit more quiet because she hates seeing you upset like this — slightly murderous look in her eyes because she will obliterate the person who made you this upset — holds you in her arms the entire time she tries to calm you down — wipes away your tears with her thumb
[capitano]
— doesn't speak a lot, he's more of a listener — enjoys holding you in his arms :( the quiet comforter is good at that and his presence is generally very calming — also he knows the exact way you like your fav drink — will be out to murder the person who made you sad
[childe]
— hums a soft melody, the same way he used to calm down his siblings when they got upset. also kisses you a lot throughout — (except that you get a lot more cuddles than them. lol) — cooks you your comfort dish while putting it on your favourite plate with your favourite set of cutlery (the fork and spoon with the cute little whales on them)
[diluc]
— asks adelinde to make you a pot of tea <3 — plays a soothing melody on the piano in efforts to calm you down. he makes you straddle him facing away from the piano and lean against his shoulder — presses kisses to your forehead while you spill about everything that made you upset
[dottore]
— bit of an eccentric comforter but thats okay! — he enjoys telling you stories about his past research and it makes you smile a lot (the safer versions, i'm gna pretend he doesn't do anything sketchy just in case ppl @ me) — i honestly can see dottore as a cuddler i'm sorry to those who disagree. this one's for @cxlrosii #1 dottore lover
[eula]
— she's.. not used to comforting you / other people so she's a little awkward — but she tries! she tends to just sit and listen while giving an extremely violent opinion about the other party to make you laugh — it works :) will bring a soft cloth to wipe away your tears as you sit on her lap
[ganyu]
— gets a little panicked but has to calm herself down before she can calm you down — brings tissues and small pieces of candy for you for eat bc she believes that its a better medicine ;) — also brings qingxins for you for some reason. 10/10 comforter tbh
[gorou]
— wraps you in this huge hug with his tail wagging and all!!!! super cute sight — he hates seeing you sad. will cuddle you on the spot even if other people are around — he lets you pet his ears longer than usual bc he knows it makes you happy :(
[heizou]
— i can't get the image of him straddling you while kissing you to make a smile appear on your face — wipes your tears away gently while telling you stories about the arataki gang getting into trouble — he might have thrown itto under the bus.. but oh well. heizou gives good cuddles okay
[itto]
— 10/10 BEST COMFORTER. will beatbox your troubles away — also likes to throw you up into the air for some reason??? like you could be crying on the floor and be up in the air the next — he's very careful though and he's super sweet about it. brings you to eat your favourite food afterward <333 lets you win onikabuto fights
[jean]
— sweet and comforting, just like her sister — you get a little worried bc you can see the stress etched on her face and you're def worried that you're burdening her but she very quickly catches on — you were not and never will be a burden to jean :( she loves you very very much
[kaeya]
— comforter SUPREME. 10/10. i want to cry so he will hold me in his arms and tell me that everything is alright — sings your favourite song & also loves to cook you your favourite food while you cry about everything to him. lets you taste test — he does this little nodding thing each time you say something its very cute
[kazuha]
— SINGS YOU LULLABIES <33333333 — also he wipes your tears away with his hand :") or his favourite cloth, the one with maple leaf print — cuddles you on his lap right there and then!!!! will run his fingers through your hair. gives headpats 25/8 and will gently affirm you that you are more than what upset you
[keqing]
— a little bit of a tough lover but thats just how she is :") — i honestly don't know too much about keqing but i love the idea of her taking a break from her work just to calm you down — gives good hugs!!!!!! they're sweet and gentle despite her slightly brash personality and always make you come back for more <3
[kokomi]
— the minute you start to sob, she sets down her pen and brings you into her arms — assures you that you're a wonderful person!!!! your mistakes do not define you or something motivational like that — wipes away your tears sweetly + gives the best hugs and smiles afterwards
[kuki shinobu]
— literally the definition of your pillar of strength — she's calm, collected, and analyses the situation pretty well so she can calm you down in the way you need it the most — loves to run her fingers through your hair to help you calm down plus give her a smile (it works)
[lisa]
— she does this little quiet exhale when she sees you being a mess. then tells you "come here, darling" — then gathers you in her arms while you sob everything out of you — makes you your favourite tea + grabs your favourite book so she can read softly to you — also cuddles you very well??? hello???????
[lumine]
— super sweet about everything — assures you that you are not a burden and the only burden is the person who made you upset — she hates seeing you sad like this :( will cuddle you all night to make you happy
[mona]
— being cheered up by mona usually consists of her swearing out the person who made you sad, as dignified mona can be — also makes you tea (its cheaper than going out to angels share + she believes that her tea is better than anything else. you agree) — lets you play with her experiments bc pretty colours make you happy :3
[ningguang]
— lady boss will buy you anything you want. — a new bed? it's coming tomorrow. express delivery. inazuman sweets? you can bet that ningguang placed a hefty sum for a commission and now beidou is rowing as fast as she can. — also you like to hear her just talk about anything bc her voice is so calming <3
[pantalone]
— enjoys listening, then commenting
— he likes to run his fingers through your hair while you rant and cry, gently offering you tissues and back-of-hand-rubs
— i think he would be the type to drop his work and come take care of you :(
[raiden]
— get ready for the lightning strike on the house of the person who made you upset because she is COMING
— absolutely hates seeing you upset and h a t e s the person making you feel bad
— listens to your problems with a (slightly) scary smile on her face bc she’s thinking of [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [SCREAMING] the other person. you love her tho <3
[rosaria]
— hurt her y/n? prepare for w r a th
— wipes away your tears gently and reassures you that you’re more precious to her than anything :( mwa
— will 10/10 cuddle you to sleep!!!! she wants you to have a good night’s rest. also bc im a sucker for bad bitches with soft spots for you :3
[sara]
— all the scary women are lined up LOL
— anyways. get ready bc the person who hurt you? her next target
— treats you to your favourite meal + lays in bed with you to run her fingers through your hair. will big spoon you
— another one where she’s your pillar of strength
[shenhe]
— calm and collected. will try to analyse what happened but will always default to your side
— steeps your favourite tea so she can distract you from the hurt + pain. will put it in your favourite cup as well
— don’t be surprised if the next morning you find a bundle of your favourite flowers on the nightstand next to you. she most likely woke up early to find them :,)
[scaramouche]
— another one of those who aren’t afraid to commit other person dies for you.
— though i’d like to think of all the fluffy things that could happen!! i like to think of him having a soft spot for you
— surprisingly good cuddles. it’s like he always knows what you need <3 pls pepper him with kisses after
[thoma]
— someone hurts you? get ready to be SPOILED.
— seriously. thoma is go big or go home. in this instance, you’re his home, so he’d just have to go big
— this man gives the best cuddles + hugs. will bring you out for a walk and to watch the sunset while holding onto you tightly, reassuring you that you’re more than what people say about you
[venti]
— tries to cheer you up first! lame jokes, a poke to your side, cuddles, whatever
— then he realises that it doesn’t work :( immediately proceeds to phase two where he kisses & cuddles you
— will take you out to fly because he knows how much it makes you smile!!
[xiao]
— doesn’t exactly understand how he can cheer you up… fighting demons somewhat relives stress for him (but at the same time causes stress..)
— will cook you your favorite food + let you hug him as he makes dinner
— tucks you into bed :( i just think this would be very cute
— “i’m here, y/n. no one can take that away.”
[yae]
— storms over to the person who hurt you and scolds them like nobody’s business. while maintaining that smirk and lovey eyes towards you
— a torrent of words just attacks the person LOL they’re left in such a shock that they couldnt comprehend (firstly… guuji yae is talking to them??? secondly… guuji yae is pissed off at them???)
— cuddles you the whole night while proclaiming that you’re the cutest most wonderful darling she’s had the pleasure of meeting and loving <3
[yanfei]
— gives the person who hurt you her meanest glare and storms off holding your hand
— but when the two of you reach home she just goes and cuddles you straightaway, constantly reaffirming the fact that you’re hers :,(
— she absolutely hates seeing you upset like this :( it breaks her heart. she’ll cook the both of you dinner and then cuddles you off to bed, wiping your tears away
[yelan]
— breaking news: mysterious incident in the early hours leaves people befuddled, one severely injured!
— yelan is sure to reassure you of your worth. she’s absolutely furious that someone would hurt her darling like this
— makes you your favourite snack and puts on your fav show. makes sure that she cuddles you throughout and leaves kisses on your forehead so that you constantly feel loved <3
[yoimiya]
— puts on a firework show just for you >:( the pretty colours just make you very happy + watching it with her? perfection
— makes sure to hug / cuddle / kiss you throughout the night bc she is absolutely flabbergasted (and loves watching you giggle when she uses that word) that someone would tear you down like this :( why are people so mean
— handmakes your favourite sweets! little dango sticks :3 anything yoimiya makes is the best honestly she’s so sweet
[zhongli]
— calmly listens to you as you cry, while he holds you in his arms :(
— he wipes your tears away gently as he explains to you that you’re worth so much more than some dumbass who can’t see that
— uses childe’s money to buy you food. and drink. and maybe a few sweets. and a new piece of jewellery. and a
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dnbup · 3 years ago
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They hit their head
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Tries squaring up with it, literally gets their fists ready and screams insults at it. You eventually had to pull them away because it was getting annoying hearing them yell at the inanimate object.
Venti (probably drunk), Itto, Beidou (drunk too), Bennett, Scaramouche, Eula
Curses for the first time in their life, ever. "FUCK!" They didn't notice, though. They were too focused on the throbbing pain to notice the shocked look on your face.
Ganyu, Barbara, Yun Jin, Yanfei
Plops down on the floor and just starts crying, while pointing at the object to get your attention like a kid running to its mother because some other kid hit them.
Klee, Childe, Itto, Ganyu (baby didnt have her afternoon nap💀)
"Oh. Ow, god damn." in a very emotionless stern voice that made you burst in laughter.
Jean, Ayato, Scaramouche, Eula
Goes fucking feral on the object, their animal instincts taking over them. You basically have to drag them away while they kick and claw at you
Yae Miko, Yanfei, Ganyu, Diona, Gorou, Razor💀
Ruins her day. Kinda like the second one except she yells it 10x louder and Ayato scolds her which then causes her to start cursing at him like an angry kid. He just gave up and left
Only Ayaka bro shes a whole different breed
"Oh FUCK me! that hurt."
Y/N: "My pleasure!~"
"no."
Lisa, Yae Miko, Raiden Ei, Diluc, Zhongli, Scaramouche, Albedo
Fucking passes out lol they were already tired
Jean, Ganyu, Sayu, Qiqi, Albedo
Tries to perform an excorsism on it
Shenhe, Chongyun, Xiao
"AYO Y/N! COME GET THIS FOOL, IT TRYNNA THROW HAYMAKERS (fists)"
Klee (Kaeya taught her that), Beidou, Childe, Itto, Xinyan, Gorou, Sara
This mfs out of it, they hit their head HARD. Look around while rubbing their head in a daze "Is it raining?"
Lisa, Jean, Keqing, Ayaka, Diluc
Does a very rock genere scream then walks away like nothing happened
Xinyan
Definition of "Woe is me!" They dramatically they stumble back and just look around like the fridge they hit theid head on just committed a horrible crime
Ningguang, Keqing, Venti, Sayu, Zhongli, Raiden Ei
Acts like nothing happened while they walk towards you to sit while they just "casually" have a black eye and huge ass bump on their forehead
Qiqi, Jean, Ningguang, Kaeya, Rosaria, Xiao, Hu Tao, Ayato, Albedo, Razor
STARTS FLIRTING ANe BLOWING KISSES TO THE obJECT??? HOW HARD DID THEY HIT THEIR HEAD?? WhaT??
Yae Miko, Lisa, Kaeya, Ningguang, Venti, Kokomi, Ayato
Declares that they will get vengance
Eula
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