#// and neither of them noticed

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[demaparbat-hp]

Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!

Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.

It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.

[eroticcannibal]

You have got to all stop calling Jews zionists just because they are Jews.

[slavhew]

r/offmychest My girlfriend washed my hair today

[your-mums-nuts]

Penelope: Oh no Colin would never have feelings for me! That’s ridiculous, simply ridiculous. Laughable even.

Colin, in Lord Debling’s peripheral vision every-time he spoke to Penelope:

[lazylittledragon]

STOPPPP I JUST NTOCIED GALE'S HAND GENTLY RESTING ON CYRA'S BACK ON THE KISS PAGE I'M SO SICK RN

he is a GENTLEMAN

[zaacoy]

Short freenoodles focused comic inspired in part by takakmimi's freenoodles post on twt!!

[gods-perfect-idiots]

that old man yaoi brainrot got me good, folks

[duchi-nesten]

❄️DannyMay Day 3: Blizzard ❄️

Danny smh take ur shoes off before bringing all that snow into the living room… though he does remind me of someone with that white hair? Hm…. Can’t put my finger on it.

This is inspired by that one time my mom took me on a walk in a crisp -25 degrees celcius weather and both of us came back with white hair. I feel like Danny would enjoy a freezing cold walk like that but hate how wet everything gets the moment the snow melts (same)

[teeth-draws]

This was meant to be the first picture in a series but ummm idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rising from the dead to doodle my favourite boy from @shepherds-of-haven

[possamble]

Do you have any headcanons or thoughts about Falin having a crush on Marcille pre-canon? Especially during her later years at the school/the years she was with Laios.

Just full on "awkward and slightly gnc teenage lesbian has a massive crush on the touchy-feely girly girl straight best friend" tropes everywhere. Even better bc it's the "best friend is also the popular girl while lesbian is the slightly ostracized quiet one" dynamic in school. Falin gets so so so good at not having a heart attack every time Marcille gets in her personal space. But she's so resigned to never saying anything bc why would a girl as blinding as Marcille ever like her back. She also doesn't make an effort to get over it either, she's just content to be trapped in that stable dynamic of silently being in love with Marcille while getting to enjoy CLEARLY being Marcille's favourite person. She gets so used to it that it's almost just background noise most of the time-- it would have to be, unless she wanted to be freaking out 24/7 bc Marcille is so goddamn affectionate.

Her feelings also definitely change throughout the time that they're in school together-- at first it was this "whooaaah pretty older girl" puppy crush that you can clearly see developing in the flashbacks we get (I think she doesn't even like... realize her fixation on Marcille is romantic at all until years after it starts, when she's 12-14 ish and all the other girls around her are talking about crushes). But then they get closer, over the years Marcille starts getting really attached and letting down her guard, and Falin gets to see the ridiculous side of her. She gets to calm her down from her tantrums when experiments don't work out, or help her clean up when something explodes in her face. I feel like the progression of her feelings from "schoolgirl infatuation" to "unrequited love" probably almost exactly corresponds to how slowly Marcille goes from trying to keep Falin at a polite but friendly distance (like she does with everyone else) to her facade completely eroding as she becomes her cheerful and ridiculous self again for the first time since her father died.

That's probably the saddest part: Falin knows that she's clearly Marcille's favourite person on the surface level, but she doesn't quite fully grasp the enormity of what that means to Marcille. She doesn't get that she's the person who made the world colorful again for Marcille, that she is the first person outside of Marcille's family to really and truly make her laugh. She just thinks she's the beloved but dinky little short-lived sidekick, one of many that Marcille has had and will have.

Part of it is that, despite Marcille becoming such a clingy and affectionate best friend, I think her initial demeanour already did its damage. You see Falin being super adventurous and weird at first, bringing Marcille berries and other stuff, only to be rebuffed by Marcille exasperatedly saying she's working or looking kind of put off by it. And by the time you see her a little older, shes already quieter and better at masking -- and I'm not saying that that's entirely Marcille's fault (being the weird girl at an all girls academy for almost the entirety of her teenhood must have been brutal, my god) but she definitely learned that she's a potential nuisance to Marcille if she doesn't tone herself down. She learned that Marcille most likely sees her as a weird little kid following her around bc she has no other friends. And for the most part, she was never given any reason to unlearn any of that.

And that all very very smoothly transitions into Marcille being her "first love that was never meant to be anyway" when she leaves the academy. Chapter closed in her mind: she loved and pined from a distance and that was that. Every now and then she'll see another woman with Marcille's build or her shade of hair and be like ":( I miss her..." But then just kinda move on with her day. Same with when she's going through her own spellbook and finds a note that Marcille left her/correction that she made-- she'll smile fondly and reminisce about how much Marcille doted on her, and then move on.

Sometimes she thinks about contacting Marcille but convinces herself that it's too late (she spent too many months focusing on getting Laios healthy again and didn't mean to go no contact, but ah well). It's only when she has a practical reason to be reaching out that would also benefit Marcille ("Marcille is studying dungeons and we need a trustworthy mage to go with us to the dungeons") that she feels like she's allowed/that it wouldn't just be 100% a nuisance.

I almost think she didn't expect Marcille to reply at all, only to get a telegraph (or some in-universe equivalent of express mail, maybe magical pigeon carrier) that's like. EN ROUTE TO ISLAND. LETTER TO FOLLOW. and she freaks out like AAAA LAIOS SHE SAID YES WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP NOW.

I do think getting a response accidentally sparks a little hope in her, judging by the way she acts in the chp 57 flashback-- she's pouty that Marcille sees her as a kid, gets really worked up about being presentable, and then tries to play it cool when she actually meets Marcille (as if she didn't freak out and force Laios to shave while rambling a mile a minute about Marcille). She's an adult now, really and truly, and she's seen and survived things that her 18 yr old self would have never even imagined-- then all of a sudden, the person she was in love with since she was ten years old appears, and she's so desperate to be seen as mature and competent. She's trying soooo hard to impress Marcille with her newfound combat and dungeoneering experience...

Only to fall right back into their old dynamic. RIP. At least she gets the girl eventually, even if it takes dying twice and being the core catalyst behind an almost-apocalypse.

[1899sbiggestbabygirl]

First charthur kiss would be completely sober at like 2pm during a hunting trip after Charles offered to make food for the two of them and the meal was so good Arthur didn't know how to thank him properly

[hastalavistabyebye]

I have Michael Jackson's Smooth criminal in the head so let me give you this image :

Thorn and Fox, in sweatpants, loose T-shirts and fuzzy socks with cute patterns, chanting Smooth Criminal in a duet in the middle of their bunk room. They know every step of the choreography without a single mistake. They're fake using a mic to sing the chorus together.

[furkrum]

shiit haha you heard them susie damnnn

[literallyjusttoa]

I am a “Meg and Apollo’s master/servant bond evolved into something a lot like an empathy link post their dip into Chaos in TDP” truther and I will be till the day I die.

[burningcheese-merchant]

"Moth- I-I mean, uh, Y-Your Radiance?"

"What an adorable little boy you are! Such vibrant blue wings! And perfect blond curls, just like mine!

...Hm. Just like mine..."

"My Queen? Your Radiance?"

"...Where did you say you came from, little one?"

"...Not from here. From somewhere far. I'm only a stranger to this land, Your Radiance."

"Is that so? Then how do you know what to call me?"

"I- You're a great queen, aren't you? A goddess? You're famous the whole world over. Everyone knows what to call you, I think."

"Fair enough. But then... how and why are you dressed in my kingdom's attire, if you truly are a stranger to me and mine?"

"Your Radiance... I..."

"You're strange, that much is true. Your face... Your eyes... Just where have I seen them before...?"

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Got a brain itch while I was making that meme edit yesterday and I had to scratch it or else I'd die. I'm only sorry I wasn't able to do Celestial Cheese justice :'(

How did Pepper Jack end up in @cuppajj's Beast Ancients universe? Something something accident something something Spider-verse blah blah Timekeeper maybe yadda yadda thank goodness his sister isn't here, he'd rather face all of this alone than risk any danger coming to her

Wonder how long it would take for anyone to realize who this kid actually is. I wonder what any of them would say. I wonder what Celestial Cheese would say and do. I wonder what BAAU Burning Spice would say and do... Dying of curiosity haha

Also, if Celestial Cheese notices whose feathers those are tied to Jack's glaive, he's fucked. He should've put them away when he had the chance