#// ahh yess -- the kids

[tomssexdoll]

can you do 2010tom x reader fic where they’re having twins<3

yess!

Mini me's

PAIRINGS: Tom 2010 x Female reader CONTENT: FLUFF SYPNOSIS: Y/N and Tom are having twins, it's time for her to give birth and she delivers 2 healthy babies, one boy and one girl. Tom is brought to tears seeing your beautiful babies. A/N: i cried while making this WARNINGS: details of giving birth

The day had finally come, 9 dreadfull months of being pregnant. I am being quite dramatic, being pregnant was so fun until the third trimester. The twins were so active when I was nearing my due date, kicking around and making me so nauseous.

I sat in the hospital bed, my water broke 10 hours ago and I was waiting to be fully dialated to give birth. Tom rushed in the doors, chest heaving up and down as he ran to my side, holding my hand.

"Sorry I was late baby..I had to get everything from the house that you needed" I chuckled "you were only 5 minutes late baby don't stress, I haven't even started pushing" he sighed and sat in the hospital chair next to the bed, relieved he didn't miss the birth of his children.

"I can't believe we're having kids at 21, I thought we'd be saving it until we were 30" I sighed, rubbing my huge belly. "Well we both love kids and couldn't wait I guess" he chuckled, rubbing my hand with his thumb softly.

Suddenly I started to feel more contractions and knew I was probably going to give birth any second now, "fuck! Tom get the nurse!" I winced, holding my belly and closing my eyes shut, taking deep breaths to try distract myself from the pain.

Tom shot up instantly and called out for a nurse, 3 of them came in and calmed me down, preparing me for the birth. Tom rushed by my side again and held my hand, whispering sweet nothings into me ear, "it's ok baby..you're doing great" he smiled, kissing my sweat drenched forehead.

I started to push, the pain stabbing into my lower abdomen. "Ahh!" I screamed, tears streaming down my cheeks as I did another big push, "good girl schatz, keep going" Tom called out, I cried out, a few more big pushes made one of the babies heads pop out.

"So close honey! Keep pushing!" the nurse said, grabbing onto the babies head and pulling it out softly. The first baby came out and I was so tired, not being able to open my eyes properly. They took her to wash and treat her, check if she had any abnormalities.

The second babies head popped out a few minutes later, I started pushing again, my body weak and tired. "Cmon, just one more big push honey!" the nurse reassured me, pulling the baby out and cleaning him as well.

I layed back and panted, trying to catch my breath. Tom kissed the top of my head gently, "you did so well, I'm so proud" the nurse came around with the babies and pulled my nightgown down, revealing my chest and placing them on top.

I smiled down at them, tears streaming down my cheeks, "they are beautiful..oh my god" Tom choked out a sob, tears falling down his cheeks too.

Once the babies settled and finished crying I breastfed them, giggling at how tired they looked. "They are so adorable, they have your eyes" he smiled, pulling out clothes we had packed for them.

We got them changed and into the carriers, Tom softly rocking them so I could sleep. I fell asleep for a few hours, needing to rest desperately after everything that happened.

tags: @itsmealaiah @tomscumdump @tomscumdoll @tomkaulitzloverr @ge-billsgf @syylss @bkaulitzlover @estxkios @ballhair @charliesgoodboy

[missamyrisa2]

You find some poor sucker of a boy who's gotten his privates stuck in a glory hole. What do you do?

Wellll lookie what we have here ~ it's a sleepy prince. What ever shall I do with this lazy boy who got himself all stuck in a situation? Good thing I always come prepared, and speaking of coming.

Ahh, here's my massage oil and my wide makeup brush which is ever sooo perfect for covering the curvy surface of a royal jewel bag~ Do you hear me darling? Don't go all shy on me now. We're going to get to know each other sooo well, oh yesss we are~ we're going to bond over this hole ~ I'm going to get to know you sooo well and you're going to get to know me tooo ~ and by the end you're gonna call me mama and that's a Miss Amy promise~

and sooo let's carefully glide the brush up the surface to coat that sensitive royal area with shiny oil. Ah, ah, seeee he's trying to press closer to the brush. But no, we keep juuuust the tips of the makeup brush gliding on that ticklish cute boy part. Ooh it's sooo tough to be teased on the jewels only ~ the royal rod is sooo jealous, just look at him bob and protest~ don't worry dearie pie, we have a brush just for you tooo~

Extra coating of oil hereeee and there we gooo ~ my thin nimble paintbrush is so good at teasing this dipstick it's almost ~criminal~ aww him wants it sooo bad ~ but noooo mama isn't giving anything more but this tiny soft brush up the underside, up the vein to the tip. Tickle tickle ~ even if he could pull out he wouldn't because he luuuuvs his mama tickles sooo much ~ yesss, tickle mama always makes it feel soo good huh?

Are you still awake? I'm quite good at reading dick faces and you look positively flushed, like you might pass out ~ don't you dare cutie, because that won't stop me anyway. Oh yes, I'll make you ticklecum while you dream and you'll think it's a ten armed octopus woman with a penchant for handjob tickling boys upside down ~ and somehow, you're all ten of them ~ I bend time and space you silly doll and in every reality you are my plaything ~ yess, my tickle brush is the nexus of your universe and you exist solely to spill your silly giggle drops for me ~

Which is why I have my friend Mrs. Wand for you ~ Mmhmmm ~ you hear the buzzing huh? You want it? Yeahh? You want the buzziesss? Mmmmh that tickles so good doesn't it, right on your tip? Right under the head? Oooh I know, I know darling, but that's all you get. Nope. Mrs. Wand is turning off now. Mmm Mmm ~ nah -ahhh not yet, not cumming for you cutie boyyy ~ it's feather time. Where are you going? You don't want feather time? Better than~~~ hammer time~!!

Oooh sweetie pie what a twitch, what a wince! ~ I'm only kidding you knowww ~ had to get you off that edge somehow ~ and now my cute purple fluffy feather gets to work you back up and my nails can twirl and dance on these balls. Yesss, bouncy bouncy ball balls ~ Why are they called balls anyway? They're really not like that at all, like the shape and the consistency ~ mmm see? See what I mean? And is this one bigger than the other one? Come on now, don't be all shy ~ that's just a feather on your cocky cock a doodle doooo ~ and why do we call it that? Are you a rooster? Do you go cock a doodle doo?

Maybe back in the olden days giggle girls like me would go to the boy barn and tickle the silly boy of the day on his royal parts until he sang like you. Ahh, what a dulcet way to wake ~ the cry of the boy's gigglecum ~ do you want to be my giggle rooster? Well you are a silly goose ~ and guess what? It's handjob timeee ~ now, now don't fret. I'm going to jerk you so much you silly boy. Yeah? You wanna cum? You bet you fucking do ~ but oooh no.... sorryy I just realized this is a no gigglecum glory hole. Yeahh, the writing is on this side. But don't worry, I'll keep this feather riiiight under your tip so you don't feel lonely while you come off that edge. I knowwww it tingles soooo bad huh? You were soooo close~! I can't believe you didn't cum there~

[themosthatedbeingg]

Ooo ooo! James and Gabe for the kid meme :3c

Ahh yess! Uncle Luci in the house !

send me a pair name and I'll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

• Name: Geralt.

• Gender: Angelic ( male )

• General Appearance: broad chested and shouldered with strong legs and white hair and unsettling yellow eyes and sharp fangs. Appears stoic and quiet is anything but .

• Personality: Gremlin , chaotic but just, enjoys sparing and learning but mostly administering Justice and taking up arms to aid no matter who it is .

• Special Talents: sword fighting and flight, as well as a paralyzing bite .

• Who they like better: Gabe

• Who they take after more: James

• Personal Head canon: he was a surprise for both parents and almost caused a small war but is ultimately loved and spoiled rotten by his uncle Luci and his father James .

• Face Claim: Henry Cavil ( Witcher tho )

@heaven-said @do-these-eyes-look-human

[rabbitcoveredinmoss]

TRANS SOAP HEADCANONS

I SAW SOMEONE LIKE 2 MONTH AGOS ON TIKTOK SAY SOAP WAS TRANS AND I JUST-

AHH JUST YESS

Also me, the author(hi), i am trans

Being trans is so epic !! 

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Trans Soap Headcanons :3

▸Constantly shirtless on base, LOVES showing off his top surgery scars, Price would tell him to put on shirt on but he worries that would be transphobic 

▸He/Him or He/They

▸Price taught him how to shave

▸If anyone says something transphobic to Soap, him and the rest of the 141 and Laswell will hunt them down and the person will “mysteriously disappear”

▸Has tiny little trans flags all on his room

▸Gave Price a small trans flag once, he keeps it in his pen/pencil holder on his desk at all times

▸He can easily take care of himself but enjoys having the optional support from the rest of his team

▸Was very scared to come out at first, fumbling and stuttering on his words, talking very quiet, but when he finally got it everyone was quick to accept and comfort him

▸It took awhile for his voice to start dropping on T which made him quit dysphoric

▸Gaz tried his best to help with deep voice practices but he doesn’t really know what he’s doing in this situation. Just sat back and gave occasional thumbs up 😭 

▸When his voice did start dropping and he got voice cracks, Gaz would always playfully tease him about it

▸”Your man self is finally coming out!”

▸”There’s the man I like to hear!”

▸When he was on T long enough to start bottom growth, Price put him on a temporary work hold and Ghost was the main person to take care of him during that time

▸Constantly complaining about how much it hurt when he closed his legs to far

▸Used the T gel, a big wimp when it comes to needles and peeling sticky items off (he hairy)

▸Laswell was the one to offer supplying/first starting T, resulting in a very quick “YES” response from Soap 

▸Ghost helped him cut his hair short for the first time and Gaz currently helps him with it

▸Couldn’t wear a binder much before his surgery, would layer two sports bras on and many layers of baggy-ish under/shirts 

▸Would have to take his showers later at night, in the male shower room with Laswell on watch outside ( showering in the girls room made him dysphoric :[ 

▸Wearing his kilt does not make him dysphoria in the slightest, makes him proud more than anything

*SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

▸Def has Blahaj, sleeps with it every night he can

▸Very protective of trans kids >:( 

▸NOT a “uwu soft must protect trans boi”, He probs doesn’t even know what that means. But the thought of being seen as defenceless aggravates him. He just likes being soft sometimes in regards to his gender identity, don't be dense cissy

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Image credit: Me, I made it

I love being cringe omg

[bluewormonastring]

My live reactions to season 2 (episode 1)

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY KIDS READ AT UR OWN RISK

Holy shit I’m so excited

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oauxbwkxjwhz

LOVE THE BLACK SCREEN W A SHARP CUT TO THE BEACH 10/10

OMG WE GET THE STEDE AND IZZY BEACH SWORD NOW? SO SOON? YOU SPOIL ME OFMD

Omg he’s been stabbed this is for sure a dream sequence

STEDE THATS MURDER EVEN IF ITS JUST IN YOUR HEAD

“You absolute twa….” BEST DYING WORDS EVER ILY IZZY ALWAYS AND FOREVER

THE SLOW RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER OMG

AND STEDES FACE AND HIS VOICE AND AWW BABY

AWWW THE WAY THEY CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER

“BABE” HA FOWIHXBWNA I WAS NOT PREPARED

“I KNEW YOUD FIND ME LOVE”

“Fuckin love the beard mate”

Oh we’ve started farting lovely

OH MY GOD I WASNT PREPARED FOR HOW ID FEEL WHEN IT CUT TO HIM WITH EVERYONE AWW MY BABIES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

“Cant be worse than you moaning ‘Ed oh ed’ all night” ILY PETE

Iconic title screen as always

“DEAR ED” AHHHH

SPANISH JACKIE ILY

Instantly taking an interest in the Swede as we knew would happen but still iconic

Ugh I love Leslie jones did I mention I love Leslie jones

Nat looks so scared aww baby

I love wee John being security

And host stede aww baby

I live for black Pete dealing with working in customer service

And all of them tbh

Aww poor buttons he needs his ocean and Livy

I’m ngl for a second I was like “where’s Fred armisen- oh wait”

ITS THE I THINK OF YOU OFTEN LINE YESS

HELLO YES I ADORE IZZY HANDS HE CAN DO NO WRONG IDC WHAT YOU SAY IVE MISSED MY BABY BOY

Ahh the wedding

“Demon? *shakes head* I’m the fucking devil” AHH

Guys were only 6 minutes in and this post is already long as shit so buckle up (if ur actually reading it lmao my ass would be like nope too long”

THERES MY VICO HELLO VICO ILY AND MY JOEL FRY ILY BABIES

Ah yes ye olde put trauma in a box in lock it

Awww fang baby boy someone give him a hug find him Lucius

Omg it’s the “you dumped him” scene

“Did everyone get some cake” because he’s still our precious little angle

HE JUST SNORTED RHINO HORN IS THAT A THING WAS THAT A THING IN HISTORY HUH

NO ITS THIS SCENE I DONT WANNA WATCH MY BABY BE SAD

Yes hello I love Izzy hands I would protect him with my life little baby boy

Vico looks so done w his ass

Someone give my baby a hug

Ily fang

The tears in his eyes during “unhand me” aww Angel

AWW IZZY

CONNOTHAN O NONNATHAN WE LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY UR ABSOLUTE PERFECTION YOU ANGEL

I love the friendship Jim and that girl have

Oh shit Jackie

“BOO CAKES” JACKIE

Stede honey you’re not intimidating

“I know that guy we had breakfast together” “you’ll be having a lot of breakfastes together” “oh okay 🙂” ily Swede

HIM DOING AN ED IMPRESSION LMAO “could be. Could be mate.”

“You’re my hero” 😞😕🙂😏

Swede bein a cute lil double agent

AWW SWEDE “my time with Jackie has been the happiest of my life. Her love has helped me locate parts of myself I didn’t even know existed and reclaim others that I have long missed” ILY

“Tonight is my turn to perform the husbandly duties”

“That’s another toe” ED YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM LEAVE MY BABY ALONE

“Who am I to you” aww Izzy Angel baby he’s accepting it OMG “I have love for you Edward” IZZY YOURE SAYING IT OUT LOUD IM SO PROUD OF YOU BUD

IZZY YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TALK IT THROUGH YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

OMG AND THE SHIFT IN THE MUSIC AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

IZZY RUN

RUN MY BABY BOY RUN

“As a crew” OH EDDDDD

ED DONT POINT A GUN AT JIM

OR ANYONE ELSE

THAT INCLUDES YOURSELF EDWARD TEACH BORN ON A BEACH

“They think ya crazy” cackling his face omg

Go taika absolutely slaying this scene

The way the camera is all like jittery is so good

Jim’s like “beard” makes their chin look like… not caved in but idk like it looks like they have a rly bad overbite yk

“Everyone knows why” “I don’t. Enlighten me” “your feelings for stede fucking bon-“ *GUNSHOT* ARE U SHITTING ME EDWARD NO WE DO BOT SHOOT FRIENDS

OH MY GOD HE MADE FRENCHIE FIRST MATE HOLY SHIT

Oh my god Izzy my poor baby Izzy oh my god how dare you hurt my Izzy

LMAO SWEDE

“FUCK THOSE HAMMIES UP” LMAO

There’s like no way there’s actually anything valuable in that chest

WE GOT TO SEE HER TAKE A NOSE FOR THE NOSE JAR YESSS

OH SHIT INDIGO

“Now give me back my blue shit STEVE”

Susan’s hot

DONT HURT SWEDE

Oh good okay we’re cool

I feel like she’s lying tho

But for now we’re cool

AWW FANG

AWW JIM COMFORTING FANG

“WANNA HEAR THE STORY OF THE WOODEN BOY” AWW

Living for vico using they them for the puppet

“DO THE VOICE” AWW

OMG VICO THATS ICONIC

AWW YAY THEYRE LAUGHING NOW THOSE ARE MY BABIES YAY

Living for buttons reuniting with the ocean

Okay roll credits cheers yall see you next episode

[angelyuji]

I honestly would love if Sage helps The Boys, but then she KNOWS that Homelander would kill her in a painful way if she does that so the question is: Would she be willing to try and kill Homelander? Cause if she helps The Boys that means she would lose her powers and maybe get killed in the process… Plus, she hates humans, would she really want a better world without Supes?

I thought that too, that Annie and Firecracker’s fight would last longer. Or maybe we would see more in the next season?

I feel that Mallory wanted to die and she “took the opportunity”(? I mean, she lost everyone on her life + I think she said it before? That she didn’t had the strength to keep going?

Ryan gives me the vibes of someone who doesn’t want to be like Homelander OR Butcher, that’s why I said that he would probably go alone in the next season: to figure it out what HE wants. I honestly hope that he doesn’t goes to the bad side, after all, he’s just a kid who saw his mom get killed in front of him and that’s enough by itself

MM DESERVES BETTER!! I really hope everyone’s free ASAP

About Jared, I would LOOOOOOVE if his character and Soldier Boy become friends and help each other!!! But then it would be interesting if Jared becomes one of The Boys… Or maybe both of them are gonna be on The Boys team??

I have soooo many questions I’m dying right now! We have to wait to 2026!! Literally dead

i feel like for sage, she’s in it for the love of the game yk?? like the reason she did all this in the first place was to see if she could! there was a line in the season where homelander called himself caesar and she agreed so that’s definitely foreshadowing yk?

also yess i wish their fight lasted longer😭😭 it wouldve been so cool to see annie actually showcase her powers and her strength.

i didnt think of that! i watch this analysis girl on tiktok and she was doing a breakdown on that scene. she said that mallory was just throwing this info at ryan’s face and just overwhelming him cuz thats how she recruited all her other “soldiers” (like butcher). but she didnt realize that ryan isnt just a victim but also homelander’s son! and also he’s just a kid. so when ryan who is like 12 or 14 is being told his father is not only super fucking evil, raped his MOMM WHO HE STILL LOVESS like of course he’s gonna freak the fuck out. i can’t remember the tiktokers name, but shes really pretty and she has a really calm and speedy voice. she has some really good takes.

but yeah i agree, i dont think he’ll necessarily choose a side, but he definitely wont side with homelander in the end.

AHH I HOPE HE JOINS SOLDIER BOY OR SAVES HIM FROM THE ICE OR SMTH

[oddvanilla]

Have you watched it? If so, any favorite parts?

(Ahh I'm not trying to bomb you with Aquabats but I'm so happy to talk about it lol lol)

YESS!!! IM 3 EPISODES IN AND IM STILL NOT OVER THE "nice hat HOTDOG" PART IT'S SO DUMB LMAOOO ALSO I LOVE THEM SINGING ABOUT PUPPIES I DEFINITELY WANNA OPEN THIS STUFF TO MY FUTURE KIDS 😍😍😍💕

[taegularities]

Riddddddd, How are you? Your vacation pictures were really pretty 😌 I didn't know you had tattoos? WOW. Wishing you the best trip of the year 🧡 Please keep updating us with your beautiful pictures 🫣🩷 Also, Since we are on the topic of vacays, I wanted to say rq that the recent taekookie picx made me read ruin you again 😂😂😂 I looked at the pictures and went OH THESE ARE them on a vacay with their ocs if that is even possible or just a boys trip where the two are having fun but still in ry universe 😝 The jk oc and their trip in the story and then aoc loving to travel 🥹 Oh the nostalgia 💓💓💓💓 How I miss these 4 😭😭😭 maybe a holiday break from office? 🥹 Now they even got their babies 🥹 How old are kookie and ryoc twins now? Imagine them growing up and going on vacay with tae's baby/babies 😭🤏🏻 Also I always keep on forgetting to ask this, Is aoc younger than the trio? Askskjsjikkk I got major quarantine flashback 😵 Waiting for the new chapters back then and biting on nails 😭😭😭 So nostalgic 🫠 Anyway, without souring the happy vacation vibes, I wish the rest of your year to be spent as joyfully 💕💕💕

heeey, im okay! tired but resting haha how are you? yess, a few tattoos and hopefully more to come :') thank you, love 💕

omg lolll you're so right, this is absolutely them on a couple vacay 😭 the fluff between them would be unmatched. and the kids??? PLS. but also, bc it's me i need to say that.. vacations can also be times of hardships, so there's also room for angst isn't there haha with a!oc and ry!oc at the same place with these men.. 🥹 there's a whole plot right there. but yeah lol other than that, it'd be the cutest thing ever

the twins were born mid-2023, so they'll be just 1 yr old this august.. still babies 🥺 and tae's is teeny tiny, too. a!oc is the youngest yesss, just a few months younger than jk. dropping a new chapter was quite an experience, too, i miss it sm 🤧 ty for still being here 🤍

AHH and vacay pics under the cut 😁

and ofc the kitties 🥺

[jackhues]

Can we talk about how Nico has a tattoo for his family he would totally get a tattoo for is wife and kids 🫠😍🫠🫠

ahh omgg, yess!!

like he has one that has his family's zodiac signs, but he wants to do smth special for you and the kids. he goes through a lot of different ideas, but he decides on nicknames he has for you guys, so it's special just between you guys.

like he'll call you 'my [insert fav flower]' so he gets your fav flower tattooed somewhere. and like for your kids, he'll get nicknames he calls them, like a pancake, or a bunny, or just little cute things that he can remember you guys by.

send in soft thoughts about any nhl player!

[aidoriimu]

4, 12, & 13 for your s/i for Albedo!!

~ @astral-express-family

hi hello arty! thank you for the ask ww, this sort of made me start fleshing out genshin!eria a bit so brainstorming it all was really fun ☆

[ask game here]

Short blurb: If you had to describe Cerelia in three words, she's an empath, ambitious, and dedicated. Though if you flip those traits, it's clear that when taken to the extreme, it could easily be her flaws. Either from her being a sensitive, starry-eyed and stubborn girl <- heeey alliteration!

4. would you be considered a main character, side character, villain, or something else?

— DLC CHARACTER-// is dragged away (kidding kidding) there are many characters in Genshin, and it's story quests do feature prominent characters from time to time. It does follow a plot but the cast often differ each chapter or event... hell, even Albedo hasn't been featured in a long while ww. She'll probably be a side-character of sorts!

12. how would the fandom view your character?

— I think it would be similar to either Sucrose or Fischl, two characters who often have trouble connecting to others because they have a few eccentricities. There is one stark difference though, Cerelia is pretty amicable and usually can carry a conversation ww she often just chooses to opt out

13. does your self insert have any information about their family?

— Cerelia's parents are from Fontaine, but she and her father settled in Mondstadt due to stories of the prophecy. Her mother had left her life quite early on, being one of the victims of Vacher hence why. Cerelia's Father, Amadeus, works as a mechanic within Mondstadt's walls- sort of known as the "man with the metal leg" as he had replaced his right leg with a prosthetic after losing it in another incident with his family's mechanic shop.

As for reasons you could see, he's quite protective of his only family left, and brought her up to be quite sheltered. Unfortunately this has the unintended effect of making Cerelia sneak off when he's on business trips, because ahh yess.. reverse psychology.

[antlerx-art]

GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 2 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️

sooo bearded crowley in this episode am I right 😔 yup 2500 BC… HERE HE IS!!! i hate him so much

nah he’s talking about God abandoning him i don’t actually hate him poor fallen angel

WHAT IS AZIRAPHALE DOING

so if this is after the flood crowley had a huge glow down

“I COMMAND THEE, BEGONE!” “no.” he’s so me i’m so him (he has a permit from god??)

“satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything Job owns no question asked, hugs kisses, god” AND THE PAPER IS THAT LONG?

CROWLEY’S SO BITCHY

so aziraphale had met muriel before

LONG HAIRED GABRIEL WHY DOES HE LOOK SO?? JUST?? SO WRONG😭

AHH EVE WAS THE FIRST NOT ADAM

“i think they quite like the old ones”

alphabetical order!! FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST SENTENCE HELP

OH WAIT I GET IT, in the playlists prime video dropped you have to look at the first letter of the lyrics of each song to have the words “ineffable” and “tempting” AND IT’S BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE

“EVERY DAY ITS A-GETTING CLOSER”🎶 lol didn’t jon hamm say he doesn’t sing in an interview

CROWLEY CHANGED CLOTHES THE TURTLENECK DBHDHSJN CROWLEY WITH THE TUTLENECK

theory time: shax says that the miracle could’ve been performed only by the mightiest of archangels and crowley asks her how does she know he didn’t do it, are you telling me crowley was an archangel??

okay they’re both risking to be eliminated now

aziraphale SINGING

NOOOOOSTOPCRYING MAGGIE

HEHEHEHHE SHE’S IN LOVE (“it’s not your job to sort out my doomed love life” because he should think about HIS love life first)

“every record they play eventually turns into that song” you mean like queen songs in the bentley?

“Gabriel.” HEART SKIPPED A BEAT “where is Gabriel.”

wooo saraqael creating wheelchair ramps

“falling in love is what humans do” crying rn

don’t i know you? NO YOU DONT SHUT UP 😁

NAHHH why is heaven watching him again leave aziraphale alone☹️

HERE IT GOEEEEES EVERY DAY🎶🎶🎶🎶

the pub from the picture!!

making them fall in love this is such a fanfiction trope i love it

A SUDDEN RAINSTORM FORCES THEM TOGETHER BENEATH A CANOPY THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES AND REALIZE THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER???? OHHHHH I JUST KNOW THATS GONNA HAPPEN TO AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY AS WELL

if you’re going to invoke fiction… aziraphale are you about to say jane austen?

HE SAID IT yess i knew they were gonna have the ball for nina and maggie I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE?

“PEOPLE WOULD GATHER DO SOME FORMAL DANCING AND REALIZE THEY HAD MISUNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER AND WERE ACTUALLY DEEPLY IN LOVE” okay but can you try to be a little more subtle

a clue!!!😼

“jim tell me what do you know” / “oookay, whaddayaknow” IM ON THE FLOOR STOPSPPP WHY ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

WOOO PURPLE EYES- is that god’s voice?

ANOTHER FLASHBACK oh no not bearded crowley again… his hair has lost volume

Bildad the Shuhite?? 💀

“i know you” / “you do not know me” AAAAAAAAAAA

NO WAIT THIS IS AFTER THE FLOOD. WHEN CROWLEY SAID “YOU CANT KILL KIDS” IM UNWELL aziraphale does know this is not what crowley wants to do

“I KNOW THE ANGEL YOU WERE” OHH I WAS WRONG HE REMEMBERS HE REMEMBERS HIM

he wants to do it because he was blameless too but he fell anyway. bye i’m about to appear on international news

the goats are back 😭😭😭😭 STOP THIS IS CUTE look at aziraphale’s face

“you can stop grinning” HHEJEHRHEHRH

“DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE ON THE SAME SIDE” AND YEARS LATER CROWLEY IS THE ONE THAT TELLS HIM THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE

“be not afraid” 👁️biblically accurate aziraphale👁️

TY TENNANT!!!! why’s he so gay

AWWWGGGHHH DAVID SAYING HIS SON SEEMS NICE

AZIRAPHALE SHOUTINGBHAHAH “I BRING THE WARNING” that was unexpected

what. just. happened.

aziraphale knew they were safe because crowley wouldn’t actually kill kids 😭

“oooh aren’t you brilliant” giggling kicking my feet

GIRL WHY DID YOU TURN THEM INTO GECKOS

am i about to witness aziraphale’s first time being drunk?

THATS A PARALLEL A DAMN PARALLEL between crowley/nina offering wine and aziraphale/maggie both not drinking

“are you trying to tempt me?” i was wrong this is going to be the first time aziraphale EATS omg HEHEHHHH HES PRECIOUS

lol btw this big thunderstorm is nothing compared to what has happened a few days ago where i live

CROWLEY IS ON HIS OWN SIDE!!!! AND THEN IT BECOMES THEIR SIDE!!!

“see you in hell” shut up???

i love this whole flashback but why does he have to have that beard im sorry i can’t get over it😔

YEP THATS GOD’S VOICE

also i just realized there’s no narrator this time rip

“if you want answers come back when you can make a whale” CROWLEY COULD MAKE STARS AND STILL DIDNT GET THE ANSWERS

“shoemaking and obstetrics” HELPPPP

aziraphale’s in trouble ohhhh he LIED

D’YOU NEED A LIFT SOMEWHERE 🫢

HE ASKED TO USE THE BENTLEY OMG THEIR CAR

crowley is me i’m so jealous of my possessions no matter who you are

aziraphale has a driving license?😨

NOUR! *slaps his hand*

aziraphale being bitchy is my favourite thing

THE SCENEEEEE THE SCENE FROM THE PICTURE IM SO EXCITED

aziraphale is so nervous nooo my little guy HE THINKS HES GOING TO FALL WHATTTT

“IM NOT TAKING YOU TO HELL, ANGEL”

NOOO THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING STOP. STOP CRYING.

“with your curly little.. and your neat white” MY GODDD

AZIRAPHALE VOICE WHEN HE SAYS “IM A FALLEN ANGEL” I CANT. DO. THIS.

“that sounds um..” / “lonely?” end me right now

BUT THEYRE NOT GOING TO BE LONELY ANYMORE THEY HAVE EACH OTHER THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE

(crowley saying “you’re on your own with this one” in ep1 is even worse to hear now 😍)

MURIEL CLIP NEXT EPISODE YAYY

tagging @neil-gaiman since he said he was interested in reading live reactions

[bellowbear]

Ahh yess... drawing Floyd who is always annoys Nell :)))

Fun facts about Nell with Floyd : Nell is honestly trying to avoid Floyd many times, because Nell have a feeling that :

'My mental and physique energy is gonna run out because of this EXTROVERT!!'

Yes... Nell is a introvert :)) 👍 but have to pretend to be 'normal person'. Literlly this kid need a rest :"").

Lol... just gonna drop this image and go :))

[bwoahtastic]

Ahh thank you, I love the housewives verse!! I can see Nico being lonelier than he lets on though. You mentioned them trying for kids and it didn’t work out in the end and I think whilst Nico comes to accept that it just wasn’t meant to be, it would still hit hard sometimes when jenson’s away for a few days and the only company in the house is their dog. I can see Nico making excuses to talk to Jenson all the time while he’s away, FaceTiming him with a random question about the pool and then before jb knows it they’ve been chatting for over an hour. Perhaps Nico doesn’t explicitly express his loneliness but his husband can tell by the way he’s extra clingy when he comes home, dragging him to sit down before he can even get his bags from the car, so he’s happy to stroke his wife’s hair and hold him tight for a while

Oh plss yess!

Nico loves jenson so much and he was so excited to start a family with him but that just never happened. Still, he is incredibly happy with jenson and loves his life, loves being eith him but he does get a little lonely when it's just him snd their dog Bear...

Nico calling Jenson with little questions about the pool and other random stuff, and trying to keep jenson on the phone so he doesn't have to feel so alone... jenson notices what nico is doing and happily stays on to talk to Nico, sometimes even until Nico falls asleep 🥺🥺

Jenson having his wife jump into his arms the moment he gets out of the car, Nico sniffling and hugging him so so tight and Jenson will happily carry him inside instead of his bags, they can wait!

[cacodaemonia]

Hi, I just wanted to pop by and say I recently found your clone wars fics and I love them so so so much. You put so much love into them and I love reading them. The ones with Numa are my personal favourites and I just love how you write all these characters. Your fics also got me shipping Waxer/Boil so congrats. I will be going back in the next few days and giving them all the love they deserve on AO3. Your fics are amazing, your artwork is amazing and your taste in music is mint. I've been listening to Wildflower on repeat for the last few days haha (before that was We Are Infinite from that one fic that I read at midnight in bed and almost made me cry). Tysm for everything you write and draw and post <3

Ahhh thank you so much for the kind words!! 😭😭😭🧡💚🧡

I'm so happy you like them and that you enjoy the ones that heavily feature Numa. She's easier for me to write these days since she's getting older in my main AU and I've been writing her for a while, so I have more of a sense of who this little larval person is, haha. But I haven't spent much time around kids in years, so I've definitely had lots of help from @alamogirl80 when writing her. :D

Your fics also got me shipping Waxer/Boil so congrats.

Yess, excellent >:3c

I will be going back in the next few days and giving them all the love they deserve on AO3.

Ahh I'm so excited! Comments give me life 🥰

Haha, so glad you're enjoying the musical selection! I get most of my fic titles from the massive WB playlist I started compiling like, over two years ago. They're very handy! XD

Thank you so much for the lovely ask! It's already made my day! <3333

[ushiwhacka]

Rika, my head is full of dad!Ushijima again help 😭 I imagine it takes him a while to get intimate with you but after the first time, it’s like a switch has flicked… he is so obsessed with feeling good AND making you feel good, his eyes never leaving your face… the pregnancy takes both of you by surprise, and he has to sit down for a moment to think about all it entails but deep down, he feels so warm and excited. Has no fucking clue about anything pregnancy related but does his best to keep up and check on you every time he gets the chance. Seeing your body change makes him feel all fluttery inside (can’t seem to keep his hands away from your bump, and your boobs have him in an chokehold) and triggers his fatherly instincts somewhat. Becomes much more protective over you and dotes on you whenever he can, in his own ways. Is @ training when you go into labor and cannot leave immediately, but almost sprints to the hospital on his own as soon as he can. Bursts through the door and sees you completely exhausted, a tired smile on your face at the sight of him, with a wriggling lil bundle pressed against you chest. Sits down next to you and stares at his little baby boy nursing without breaking his stare for a moment. Falls in love right then and there, though to outsiders his face is still set in its usual expression. Almost too afraid to hold the little guy in the beginning, you have to adjust them both under fits of giggles bubbling up your throat at this whole cute endeavor. He cannot get enough of how cute his child looks in his big arms. Is so earnest in trying to learn everything there is about child care so he can help you out and unburden you. You walk in on him trying to bond with the baby by presenting it with a big volleyball, his face all serious as he stares down at this 2 month old baby. You flee the premise and break down laughing outside so you don’t break his heart. The baby inherited his dad’s facial expression, so it‘s always funny to see them next to each other. IstG if I can‘t have him I don‘t want anybody else no other man has made me want to have his kids 😭😭😭

oh anon my head is always always always full of dad! wakatoshi thoughts!! i've been dying to write about this!

he wants to give you time and he's a bit too respectful in the beginning. but it's only because he's intimidated by the intensity of his feelings for you. and yess after that first time (he's soooo gentle and attentive and accommodating) he just can't keep his hands off you. both because no one has ever made him feel that good and wanted, but also because he's not very good with words. he can't really tell you how he feels about you, so he shows you with every touch and every kiss. and oh my god the way he looks at you!! eyes so intense it has you flustered and weak in the knees every single time. he's just ughh everything to me.

at first he's completely clueless about it. he's scared because he doesn't know if he has what it takes to be a good father. but i fully believe he would buy every single pregnancy and parenthood book he finds (and read them too!). he just wants to be there for you and your baby and support you through it all the best he can.

ashjsddhsdkhd don't get me started on how obsessed he is with you!!!! you will have to pry his hands off your bump. like that's your baby that you're growing in there?? gives both you and the bump a kiss before he leaves for training and when he comes back. you complain that your boobs are sore once and he gives you nightly breast massages. he's ofc only doing it for you, and not at all because he loves how full and heavy they feel in his hands. but yess he dotes on you constantly. anything he can do for you will be done. you won't be picking up anything heavier than a glass of water for 9 months.

ahh the dramatic hospital entrance <333 he'd be a complete mess, just in utter disbelief because that little baby is the most perfect thing he's ever laid eyes on. i think that your babies would be on the smaller side, even though he's so beeg, like they're a bit tiny. and when the nurse hands him the baby for some skin to skin contact, his hands are shaking a bit. he really just can't believe he helped make something so cute and tiny and fragile (and personally i believe there would be tears).

dad! wakatoshi is a bit of a baby whisperer. he just has this calm presence and the baby always settles in his arms. it's annoying cause you'll be trying anything and everything to get the little one to stop crying and nothing's working, but all wakatoshi has to do is just hold him to his chest and baby boy stops crying.

plssss he's explaining the rules of the game too!! he doesn't do baby talk either so it's hilarious. but they're too cute together!! i love a serious baby and i'd imagine he'd be a little carbon copy of his daddy.

out of everyone in hq, ushi is especially dad shaped, i can't even explain it. but he has that whole thing about dependability, and i genuinely think he'd be a very present and devoted dad and husband. he just loves you and your little family so much and wants to give his babies what he never had himself.

i know i know i know!!! me too :C i want whole football team. he's so special to me.

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 3!!!🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 3 "Not All Who Wanda Are Lost"

Timestamp: 2:01:17

Video Length: 1min. & 42sec.

Trailer for episode 4!

Episode 4 has released already but I want my blog to be so organized so I'm posting it late! 😂 I also haven't watched episode 4 yet! 😂 So I wanna do it now so I'll have all my incorrect theories written down! 😂🤣💀

Kipperlilly is gonna be a problem fr! 😭✋

I hate her too!

I wanna know what makes Riz so mad! 😭✋

YAY FOR GORTHALAX!!! YESS!!! GO OWLBEARS!!! HOOT GROWL!!!

Adaine asks Fabian how to get a job! 😂 Literally probably the worst person in the group to ask that question to! 😂🤣💀

Minimum wage is so small and Adaine needs SO much money! 😭✋

Brennan saying "oops" while everyone is just holding their heads and Emily is just laughing! 😂 I'm so scared! 😂🤣

Ooo! It looks like Gorgug does go talk to the artificing teacher! 👀

OMG! THE KALINA SCENE IS GONNA KILL ME FOR REAL! 😭✋ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT ALL WEEK! 😭✋

Emily says it's good to have Kalina back and I'm over here SWEATING! 😭✋

Cassandra is so disappointed that Kristen is also focusing on student government! 💀✋🙈

I see the crab dance! 😂

Brennan screaming? That's what that scene looks like 😂💀

The line of "The bad kids do student government" while all of them are just saluting! That's so great! So smart too! 😂 Such a smart editing move there! 😆👏

It seems like Fig tells Porter to his face that she's looking out for him and Porter says that he welcomes the challenge? Maybe it's not Porter! I don't know! 💀✋

Fig says she doesn't know what she committed to and it looks like she messed up or something 😂

Wait! Why doesn't Fig want to write her album?! ;0

Who does Fabian ask about the Ratgrinders that makes Emily's face go: 0-0

XD I'm SO CURIOUS! AHH! I GOTTA WATCH THE EPISODE! WKAJCKS